US wins gold medal after Russian skater suspended for PED | Weekly Dumb
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That means…… ZACK FINALLY WON EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK
How could the ump call those strikes? You can't see John Cena's strike zone.
The “…Well…” from Zack was killer lol
The kid in the Toronto Canadian hockey game plays for a school called St. Andrew's College playing against a St. Michael's College School. Just look up St Andrews college and you should find their team and roster
I think the Elite Prospects hockey website has a St. Andrew's College page with the players and their numbers and #24 is listed on there. There are two 24's listed but I would assume its the kid who plays Forward and not Defence in this clip.
Side note, I think both teams have former players in the NHL. St. Mikes graduated Leafs legends Keon and Mahavolich. And many other NHLer's besides. Not your ordinary Canadian high school hockey teams.
@@rodchallis8031 St. Michael's is pretty big as far as Toronto private schools go.
They're both Private Schools. The nicer ones in the area. St. Andrew's College athletics had a terrible hazing (sexual assault) scandal a bunch of years back. Anytime we played them we usually lost.
@@chris.robertson that was St. Mikes. News broke out in 2021 they had a hazing sexual assault… it was wild to say the least.
as a scientist enthusist, I liked the part where wooly rhinor DNA was astracted from poop.
As a scientist I would hope you know how to spell “extracted”
@@morganhahn3304"science enthusist," "wooly rhinor," and "astracted" are all things Jimmy actually said in the video.
I was making light of that.
Ya dink
Wooly rhinor
@@morganhahn3304 this was a direct quote from jomboy himself. I also misspelled "enthusiast" and "rhino."
A Russian skater using PEDs? Well that’s never happened before.
Steve back to his cheating ways... **cough** wordle
I had to call a customer named Jimmy today, and I almost introduced myself as Jake.
My name's not Jake. I've never said the start out loud.
the customer picked up the call with "my names Jimmy"?
"Hello Jimmy, my name is Jake!"
Jake's Olympics mouth trumpeting was a solid performance.
Auto tuned? …people are saying…
I never wash my cutting board after I cut my steroids as well so my grandpa can make his traditional strawberry dessert.
Grandpa was OGPU
When the news, Jimmy, Jake, and Zack all align on a funny day, this show is just the best.
Jimmy's misunderstanding of research science is bizarre
i think his take is for entertainment value, but i would also never say Jimmy comes across as being smart so
@@icecreamman2687 We all have our gifts. Or something.
4:23 pretty impressive trumpet mouth noises honestly
John Cena is nearing Snoop Dogg/Shaq territory of becoming a legend in his field and then just doing whatever the hell he wants lmao I love it
He's never given off the vibe of douche celebrity like the Rock has over the years.
@@ZombieBacon13 I like cena but he does come off as fake sometimes like snoop and shaq look like they're the same person off and on camera but Cena's personality sometimes seems way different like here hes goofy and in some interviews he seems to take himself too seriously
I wonder if he'll ever be able to find Taiwan on a map
That was the most badass celebration after a goal I have ever seen. Unsportsmanlike sure but completely savage. Even cooler if he just did it in the moment. The way he just goes to the box right away is hilarious too. Reminds me of when I used to play, sometimes you just knew without even looking at the ref that you are going to the box and you just start skating there automatically. He knew.. but it was all worth it, now he is a legend.
Cena suspicion concerned. All he was missing was rollerblades and jogging shorts
grandpas like "no shit there's pills in it what did you think made it famousl"
Grandpa was NKVD.
One of the best shows you guys do. Laughed like an idiot.
Really happy about the Ban. Back before it happened I was commenting on any channel I could how obvious the doping ones then literal days later they were caught. Really happy for the US team for their gold medals, some of which I know and have worked with personally in my career on the ice! Russia was sending those girls out like Barry Bonds, and daring us not to say anything, really happy the US team finally got their due and gold medals.
Sales Steve cheats, I thought this was already established with the Wordle contests
Nice almost a breakdown. That was wild. Always talked about, never seen before. It's like bigfoot
The hockey player you are looking for is playing for St Andrews U18 AAA... Look for the roster...
Love the Goin’ At “Science” part of the show. that type of “science” is so Cena.
Destroying scientists 😂
The sneaky dinklages on the desk
Can't wait for them to talk about bringing back the wooly rhino. Still waiting on that wooly mammoth they told us was gonna happen like 20 years ago...
I remember Dolly the sheep from the 90s. After that, they never cloned another woolly animal. Coincidence? 🤔
extracting DNA isn't about cloning, it's about learning about past ecosystems so we can understand more about our present ecosystems. Actually that's just one reason; it teaches us about past climate too, and geography, and, and... it's not the scientists who suck, it's the journalists who write the stories about the scientists
I laughed more watching this than I have the past year I think lol. Fart prank channels don't count.
I’d just like to say, with so much content out there I watch videos at 1.25 and some at 1.5 speed. I always revert back to normal for Weekly Dumb, can’t rush the good stuff.
To quote Dave Chappelle, “Do you find [DNA] like that, or do you look for it?”
John Cena should play in China
I don't see anyone.
Can't wait for a breakdown of West indies v aus t20 3. There was two single handed catches I need a breakdown
Someone's gonna start selling Wholly Mammoth Rhino burgers and those scientists will get stupid rich.
i think the team for the celly kid is St. Andrews College in Aurora, just north of Toronto
Damn. That is some shenanigans by Steve. Next year instead of doing it with a randomizer, make a video of someone pulling out numbers from a bag to randomize 'em. Never trust Steve again.
Love this show
props on the editing for the first 40 seconds lol, great stuff
If you go out as a Savannah Bannana Jomboy.. you had better put-out
He needed to catch the water bottle before drinking from it for it to be a true epic celly.
Gonna get torn up for this one... I like how someone who has made a living off of sports ball is saying that science doesn't have any merit.
He’s the banana republic mascot.
Hope you will be Savannah banana guests in buffalo in July 👀
You know that was only a VR image of Cena right?
This year marks the 30th anniversary of pulp fiction.
02:30 Adult Whaleshit Hockey
I love how two dudes who play blitzball in a warehouse for a living are questioning the validity of anyone else's job hahaha. Love you guys! Pumped for Blitzball Battle 4!!
I though the Russians decided that the figure skaters should be the only ones not doping.
When’s the next game of back alley baseball?
3:20 Jomboy reveals double agent Zach, quickly skips to ice skating…and the USA *coincidentally* receives a 20 year old Gold, mere moments later??? We’re watching, boys 👁️👁️
Really disappointed in Steve’s actions once again. I thought he overcame his integrity issues after the Wordle debacles, but I guess some people never change. Do better Steve 😂
2:03 So fucking cool haha Damn that spoke to me for some reason haha
Need an R-Truth appearance...
And he comes out in football pads
Michael (MJ) should play for the Rock Stars and beat the Bananas :)
I'm surprised that the Russians were even allowed to compete. Not (just) because of the Ukraine evils, but because of all of their past history of PED usage and suspensions. I thought the whole Russian teams (especially track and field) were suspending from Olympics and other competitions for doping.
Russian Olympic sport athlete using PED’a…Color me shocked! Haha
That video was cool. I watched that.
That fucking ring tone got me hard 0:34
Never saw him
Idk (re: super bowl boxes), Jimmy, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' 😂
hairs lookin good jake
Why is the bat floating?
Never never seen floating baseball gear before
But i mean, its just a uniform floating around… i dont see nothin
We don't do Commies
Hey, scientists gave us the gold medal for ice skating!!!
I think that kid is TOMMY KALOGIANNI(S)
If it's Toronto, SAC could be St. Andrew's College.
It is, and it is. The team in white were from St. Michael's College School.
Jomboy is like, "I've never watched sports, but I know they're a waste of money, and people who play sports are stupid," but about science. Stop it. If you enjoy the miracle play in game seven, you have to pay for the wind sprints in spring training ... in high school. Science is a day in , day out grind, with tiny advances from unexpected places coming together to occasionally be miraculous.
Cover more hockey and Canada will follow
Oh. No.... Steve. Come on. Always so mean to Steve.
"Nah" - That Court to the Russian Figure Skater.
"Nah" - Jimmy and Jake to Science...and Steve apparently.
The water bottle celly is one of the most disrespectful things I've ever seen in hockey. Shocking that didn't start a huge brawl.
The thumbnail explains a bit. I’ve never seen John Cena so I’d always assumed that was a person. It’s a banana? John Cena is just some banana that we all care so much about? Really?
For those of yinz below the Mason-Dixon: If you were to show up for a job interview dressed like Jimmy or Jake up North between basically November thru May, it would be totally acceptable. 😆
“You’re wearing two shirts and a hoodie.”
“I gawht a blazah awn, Mahk! It’s 20° aht fuh cryin’ awt laaad!”
ST MICHAEL'S COLLEGE VS ST ANDREW'S COLLEGE!!!!!
Congrats Not Steve!
How much would you pay for an autographed derek jeter high school baseball card?
I hope if jomboy is the special guest that they dont put him in the mascot uniform.
I get why Cena went the pants rolled up, but because of the way his body is built it made him look really odd. Almost like a giant little person.
Im subscribed to the savannah bannanas UA-cam channel. Its alright.
Anyone else feel like the Russian Olympians don't have a choice in taking PEDs?
John Cena has really short legs
Where was Salt Bae at the Vince Lombardi Trophy handover? WTF?
ALGORITHM
No surprise Steve was cheating
s/o super duper skateboards
Not going to bring up the weird Twitter hate?
about what
Why is that belt floating?
John Cena loves Chyna. Should be playing for the Beijing jackfruits
Hope China’s okay with Cena playing in a Bananas game.
scientist enthusist [sic]. (n) Someone who isn't as enthused by the science itself, but is over the moon about the people doing the science.
Scientist en Thusised: (verb) Someone who becomes a scientist only while in the Swiss municipality of Thusis, everywhere else they are not a scientist.
First you go after space, now you're attacking hyena poop woolly rhino DNA reconstructionists?! Dammit, Jimmy . . .
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!
Brrrr brr brr brrrrrrrrr
Hey
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring hyena pooooooop
Water bottle shouldn't be there! Just saying
Where should the goalie put his water bottle then?
@@CFH50suck it up and just drink his spit the whole game... or... or if he gets thirsty he's gotta sprint to the bench get a drink and go back while the game is going on. That'd spice things up
@@jlo7770 That would be kind of funny.
Love It
That away boys
For the algo
Jommy Boy
Jimmy I had to stop midway... deep breath... Peter Dinklage is 10x the man Cena will ever be... and would look 10x better in that absurd banana-hammock uniform. Put some respect on that name, sir.
Meanwhile Dinklage is a PETA sellout