Only Down - Jerma Hellcard, Bread & Fred (With Ster) Stream Edit

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  • @ferretgazette8355
    @ferretgazette8355 Рік тому +199

    the "do you have a dent in your head" is the thrilling sequel to "if i chopped you up in a meat grinder"

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep Рік тому +303

    Bread and Fred both sound like names they would respectively have in an old TF2 video

    • @bolicob
      @bolicob Рік тому +4

      Who's who?

    • @Apodeipnon
      @Apodeipnon Рік тому +14

      That's not how the word respectively works

    • @Livingroomset799Dep
      @Livingroomset799Dep Рік тому +25

      @@bolicob Absolutely

    • @mlwtapout2358
      @mlwtapout2358 Рік тому +26

      @@Apodeipnon I'm going to have to say, respectively, that you're wrong.

    • @sleeves7364
      @sleeves7364 Рік тому +8

      you're giving me the happiest flashbacks to videos like "what's the sound it makes", "pulling it off with the pump brothers" and "bring on the thundah!"

  • @jettisonantics
    @jettisonantics Рік тому +278

    Ster is a real one for calling out Only Up for being shovelware

    • @Glitch_Man42
      @Glitch_Man42 Рік тому

      Ster is one of two things. Either he is saying things that you agree with that no one else is saying, or he is saying some of the most asinine head ass shit you've ever heard in entire life

    • @wetoddedd
      @wetoddedd Рік тому +48

      it also has a ton of NFT imagery in it, for some reason it's still on steam despite NFTs being against developer TOS.

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 Рік тому +2

      least scummy streamerbait

    • @songbirdsandsandwiches8217
      @songbirdsandsandwiches8217 Рік тому +23

      @@wetoddedd I think NFTs themselves aren't allowed, not references to them.

    • @wetoddedd
      @wetoddedd Рік тому +19

      @songbirdsandsandwiches8217 My mistake then. Still think it's scummy to have em at all though, in an already paid for game.

  • @SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson
    @SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson Рік тому +738

    I hope this includes the part where Jerma says he's going to put a dent into a chat viewers head for like 5 mins

  • @YudoTheHex
    @YudoTheHex Рік тому +191

    Ster called his stream "Date night with Jerma" but is more of a married couple 40 anniversary

  • @purestench9263
    @purestench9263 Рік тому +138

    hearing jerma and ster hold a mundane conversation enrages me beyond belief...

  • @Penquinn14
    @Penquinn14 Рік тому +385

    I wasn't wearing my glasses so i thought the title said "Breed & Feed" and was super curious to see what kind of game Jerma was gonna play

  • @internetbard4384
    @internetbard4384 Рік тому +198

    dog room = philosophy. truly one of the architects of all time

    • @gamblerofrats
      @gamblerofrats Рік тому +17

      Elbertson's Ottoism is definitely an emerging contemporary philosophy

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish Рік тому +332

    The more I learn about Ster the more it seems like he spent his entire life living in a cave in a Middle Eastern desert.

  • @heyitsmort7744
    @heyitsmort7744 Рік тому +48

    It’s like that Mountain Goats song - “I’m on UA-cam watching Hellcard and Bread & Fred while my step father yells at my mother”

    • @jag1437
      @jag1437 Рік тому +1

      Launches a penguin across the room and I scroll up the browser, take cover

  • @HabitualThinker
    @HabitualThinker Рік тому +216

    “Best man at your wedding”
    Jerma will literally never get married, the pastor refuse to let him have a dog toy

    • @bunyan2422
      @bunyan2422 Рік тому +38

      If ster isn't joking and Jerma and Holly are gonna get married then that warms my heart and yay for our Physcotic streamer for finding love.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz Рік тому +9

      @@bunyan2422
      On the other hand, it sounds horrifying thinking about little Jermas

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker Рік тому +18

      @@bunyan2422 I hope they do get married, I’d be so incredibly happy for him, unironically

    • @sleeves7364
      @sleeves7364 Рік тому

      nice jubei pfp!
      respect it

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 Рік тому

      ​@@bunyan2422Jermas reproduce asexually. Small jermas already exist

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 Рік тому +52

    Sterma Divorce Arc #47

    • @MetalMercutio
      @MetalMercutio Рік тому +15

      The “will they, won’t they” is coming to an extreme at this point

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee Рік тому +83

    jerma would definitely be unaffected by the grimace shake

  • @97aves
    @97aves Рік тому +19

    25:32 "this was wandomly genewated ówò...."

  • @mummynapkin.
    @mummynapkin. Рік тому +23

    love seeing dad's playing games with their sons this was very nice of jerma to spend some time with his boy :)

  • @animatrontv1664
    @animatrontv1664 Рік тому +90

    Šter controls Jerma from having a psychotic break for like 6 hours?

  • @alfirstar
    @alfirstar Рік тому +28

    I haven't laughed until my stomach hurt in so long, probably months. This was so funny, and for WHAT. Thanks Cheltie for editing so swiftly and goodly!

  • @komaboi8655
    @komaboi8655 Рік тому +12

    Thanks cheltie for traveling black in time after editing the vod then publishing it an hour after the stream aired so it seems some-what possible ❤

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 Рік тому +27

    The word "bread" with jerma and ster strains my chatter self control.

  • @arrowheaded
    @arrowheaded Рік тому +8

    Undisputed 🐐

  • @exLightningg
    @exLightningg Рік тому +11

    Built in timing! Built in timing!!

    • @Stryder-ic3ws
      @Stryder-ic3ws Рік тому +3

      I think you mean: Bill Tin Thai Ming

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ Рік тому +20

    can't believe Jerma dents the skulls of his future meat grinder victims

  • @sleeves7364
    @sleeves7364 Рік тому +28

    we do have to give star credit, imagine actually talking to him and he gives you these responses
    like REALLY think about that, imagine you say what star says, then you need to deal with jerma's responses.
    and people say star is the weird one...

  • @brojlol7042
    @brojlol7042 Рік тому +29

    That Emperor Palpatine cackle at 4:39 was pretty wicked

  • @juicedup14
    @juicedup14 Рік тому +12

    ster GIGACHAD

  • @stenysful
    @stenysful Рік тому +3

    i legit thought jerma put a patrick bateman image when he turned on his webcam, i sat there for a few seconds like that made sense for him to do

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 Рік тому +11

    I'm going to get bread and be freed from this experience

  • @arrowheaded
    @arrowheaded Рік тому +33

    As part of the rest of the world that doesn't use Freedom Units, the thermostat discussion was fully gibberish.
    ...Looked it up, and Jerma is ACTUALLY insane to enjoy 40 C weather.

    • @themafiaman7554
      @themafiaman7554 Рік тому +17

      yeah this guy is an alien or something 40 DEGREES CELSIUS???

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster Рік тому +1

      Your forgetting we in freedom town USA actually see the sun on a consisten basis

    • @donovangunther4538
      @donovangunther4538 Рік тому +1

      40C is fine if you're outside and not working but sitting in a room and/or doing physical activity is a bit uncomfortable. I'm more weirded out at setting your thermostat for the whole house. Usually you just set the air con in the room you're in if you have that luxury

    • @arrowheaded
      @arrowheaded Рік тому +5

      @@donovangunther4538 no it absolutely is not... Bro 20 is too much for me

    • @donovangunther4538
      @donovangunther4538 Рік тому +2

      @@arrowheaded 20 and below has me feeling the heat death of the universe in real time. It’s just a difference in perspective

  • @oldmanbaleb
    @oldmanbaleb Рік тому +15

    Im so happy Jerma lets Ster out of his basement dungeon for these co streams

  • @fairdot
    @fairdot Рік тому +9

    I don't want to be a fly on the wall for this one any more guys

  • @Aercoh
    @Aercoh Рік тому +7

    this duo is so 2008-coded

  • @cellophanezebra4663
    @cellophanezebra4663 Рік тому +14

    I was gonna get a Grimace shake this week, that would've been an awkward ass car ride home

  • @joshacei7725
    @joshacei7725 Рік тому +4

    4:02 obsessed with jermas reaction like he lost 1000 life points in a yu gi oh duel

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten Рік тому +6

    31:55 His eyes fluttering with hatred.

  • @sazo1st
    @sazo1st Рік тому +8

    were so back

  • @blakes8901
    @blakes8901 Рік тому +3

    jerma doesnt mind the heat because he literally never wears clothes

  • @kikakuli
    @kikakuli Рік тому +5

    the way jerma leaves the facecam makes me die every time

  • @davido5317
    @davido5317 Рік тому +9

    I can't stop reading the title as Ster and Jerma Bred and Fed. Please help.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 Рік тому +10

    Ofc jerma would get buffed if he drank the grimace shake.

  • @Zombiemask4
    @Zombiemask4 Рік тому +3

    Oh my god that witch cough, im going to die

  • @arrowheaded
    @arrowheaded Рік тому +16

    17:25 another one for the compilation sigh
    17:58 OMEGALUL
    21:51 OMEGALUL x2
    28:28 I'm gonna say it...Ster is ELECtric.
    46:23 Jerma's silly face
    49:48 OMEGALUL x3

  • @suddenlytofu5285
    @suddenlytofu5285 Рік тому +20

    thank u cheltie **smooch**

  • @phoebeaurum7113
    @phoebeaurum7113 Рік тому +4

    I wonder how many times Community Jake has said to Jerma that his idea is physically impossible?

  • @jellybot8781
    @jellybot8781 Рік тому +3

    ster was really on a roll today

  • @godlyvex5543
    @godlyvex5543 Рік тому +4

    jerma demands that ster only include games within the last 5 years, then when the question flips on him the last 5 years stipulation disappears. Curious!

  • @ViviDMindInc
    @ViviDMindInc Рік тому +1

    Mine stays at 67°F in the winter and Fall

  • @dianaripley7795
    @dianaripley7795 Рік тому +2

    Fhrnht Celsius
    68 20
    69 20.6
    70 21.1
    71 21.7
    72 22.2
    73 22.8
    74 23.3
    75 23.9
    76 24.4
    77 25
    78 25.6
    79 26.1
    80 26.7
    90 32.2
    100 37.8
    110 43.3
    Otherwise the intro was alien talk, i kno what they say but idk what they mean

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 9 місяців тому

    On temp:
    74 with 60% humidity (like in Georgia) feels like 80 degrees.
    74 with low humidity (like in Colorado) feels like 74.

  • @paweuuu27
    @paweuuu27 Рік тому +10

    Cool new profile picture chetlie

  • @marvelous_jack5228
    @marvelous_jack5228 Рік тому +9

    this was the stream i got eviscerated in sub chat for sayin i don’t like mint flavored things because i equated it to eatin toothpaste 😭

  • @garage2887
    @garage2887 Рік тому

    thermo at 77 is insane

  • @typhonyx_was_taken
    @typhonyx_was_taken Рік тому +12

    68-69° is the perfect room temperature, but maybe I only think that because I live in a relatively cooler climate while Jerbo lives in a desert, so our bodies are acclimated differently

  • @AllegoryGar
    @AllegoryGar Рік тому +2

    Jermites! Who is With Me!?

  • @planet_dawsey595
    @planet_dawsey595 Рік тому +19

    Cheltie for the win! Now I can watch this during my break at work!

    • @Spikeduder
      @Spikeduder Рік тому +1

      Literally am doing that too lol

  • @axelnero23
    @axelnero23 Рік тому +1

    53:38 Cleric beast andy

  • @bolicob
    @bolicob Рік тому +1

    Just looked up BETON BRUTAL and it looks sooooo much better than Only Up.

  • @waltertrey
    @waltertrey Рік тому +13

    Grimace birth stream

  • @greenbean4422
    @greenbean4422 Рік тому +3

    DO YOU HAVE A DENT IN YOUR HEAD

  • @CleanMouthVideos
    @CleanMouthVideos Рік тому

    I think people sleep on Jermas ability to beatbox and create a beat on time in snap of a finger

  • @blarghwagurder
    @blarghwagurder Рік тому +1

    Jerma getting offended at "Jerma Pace" is such a Jerma move

  • @schillingellis2084
    @schillingellis2084 Рік тому

    31:24 the start of the Ishtar(1987) trailer

  • @wanyesullo
    @wanyesullo Рік тому +3

    Jerma is 100% correct about pause reps, any other way of playing is madness

  • @aqua4089
    @aqua4089 Рік тому +1

    As a person who uses real units for temperature, the whole temperature discussion makes no sense to me

  • @waluigis_waifu3696
    @waluigis_waifu3696 Рік тому +2

    i hate when they argue like this :( i wish they would just get a divorce already😔

  • @Lulleebee
    @Lulleebee Рік тому +5

    I think what Jerma wanted to say at 43:00 was like that he wanted to make sure that both of them landed on the platform before jumping instead of jumping instantly yourself ??

  • @Paradelton
    @Paradelton Рік тому +2

    yo jerma today is last day to register for evo
    don't forget!

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 5 місяців тому

    otto room... philosophy

  • @RyanPhantomOfficial
    @RyanPhantomOfficial Рік тому +3

    chat member at 4:07 was me LOL

  • @Skrullyy
    @Skrullyy Рік тому +8

    Jerma looked SO WET in this stream

  • @pharaohanakaris
    @pharaohanakaris Рік тому

    St "Mister Super Timing" er

  • @sycamorph
    @sycamorph Рік тому

    I use the numpad a lot...

  • @tobubiify
    @tobubiify Рік тому +1

    Ok the fucking the nun trailler did a pretty slick trick where if i skip the trailler the original thumbnail of the trailer pops out right? And the thumbnail of the trailer is just the picture of valak's face with black background.
    Slick, but fucking annoying and i hate it.
    It's midnight rn man cmon

  • @galatf2
    @galatf2 Рік тому

    49:40

  • @donatobianco8226
    @donatobianco8226 Рік тому

    As someone with a formidable dent in the back of their head I feel VERY offended

  • @Wilbyheh
    @Wilbyheh Рік тому

    19:40

  • @tu_kierownik9606
    @tu_kierownik9606 Рік тому +7

    25:31 why he said it like that

    • @jermocha
      @jermocha Рік тому +7

      they do this sporadically throughout the video and i think im going insane

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 Рік тому +9

      He has a dent in his head

  • @Prosyy
    @Prosyy Рік тому +1

    This is truly the year of the jerma ster reunion. We been waiting since 2017

  • @cobrasix9575
    @cobrasix9575 Рік тому +29

    I like how Jerma has contributed more to the traditional card game community than the entire indie game scene.

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce Рік тому +7

      The game is trash bub. We can at least say that he is passionate and didn't know how bad it was.
      He's better at making new rule sets for baseball at least.

    • @cobrasix9575
      @cobrasix9575 Рік тому +7

      @@Mr.SpicyIce I didn't say it was good but it's sure of a hell a lot better than "shameless pseudo-card game roguelite #894"

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce Рік тому +3

      @@cobrasix9575 it's a spin-off of that genre.
      He doesn't understand card games like he does with baseball. He should not have pursued this idea.
      It's an art piece and nothing more.

    • @NonExistingName
      @NonExistingName Рік тому +1

      ​@@Mr.SpicyIce jerma wasn't the game designer, and he always meant it to be merch first, and people are usually aware of it, so I guess it's "ok" if it's bad. That said I haven't played it so I can't comment on its quality, is it really that bad?

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 Рік тому

      @@cobrasix9575 I'm not sure if the card game is actually better than those card game roguelikes. They may be unoriginal as all hell, but it's a common formula for a reason.

  • @taronnick
    @taronnick Рік тому +5

    you should be put into a straitjacket for keeping your thermostat set to 77

  • @espresseaux
    @espresseaux Рік тому

    Jonly Jown

  • @Sengial
    @Sengial Рік тому +5

    I hope he grows his hair out it would be funny ...... (and maybe hot)

  • @heyitsjack5745
    @heyitsjack5745 Рік тому

    cheltie got me like 🥵🥵🥵

  • @grantkuecker2302
    @grantkuecker2302 Рік тому

    68 degress all year round

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 Рік тому

    Luke is the best character

  • @planet_dawsey595
    @planet_dawsey595 Рік тому +2

    43:00 Mom and dad are fighting again :(

  • @ThierryPeek
    @ThierryPeek Рік тому

    what's the name of the game that ster wanted jerma to play but jerma instead played the shovelware only up game?
    I keep hearing "ben & brutal" but that doesn't exist

    • @Dodonko
      @Dodonko Рік тому

      It's Beton Brutal. I also looked for it too. Seems like a more polished parkour/minecraft obby platformer game.

    • @ThierryPeek
      @ThierryPeek Рік тому

      ​@@Dodonko thanks!

  • @A_Toaster
    @A_Toaster Рік тому +3

    27:44 Jerma's Gen Z is showing

  • @honeywisp
    @honeywisp Рік тому +6

    Ster cannot beat the first night of fnaf 1 and he’s never played rd2 he is the worst gamer on twitch I think at this point

  • @nowwhat7202
    @nowwhat7202 Рік тому +2

    Global warming Andy

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 Рік тому

    Why does this game look like a Celeste mod

  • @sophiesteak
    @sophiesteak Рік тому +12

    VERY happy that you brand these with the guests so i know which ones to avoid

  • @madxD144
    @madxD144 Рік тому +1

    Jerma is cold blooded confirmed

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 Рік тому +2

    How did jerma say Luke is the best star wars character when there’s characters like rex, ashoka, kanan, darth maul, obi wan, palpatine