Neither Jared nor Ivonka were able to pass security clearance so were categorically unqualified in work in the Whitehouse. Worst nepo hires in history.
It's kina weird, if you want to work as a janitor at an airport you must be finger printed and pass a background check, the complete one I think not the quick $20 ish one that you get for a job at a gas station. But aside from age and being a natural born citizen there's no other requirements to be president. I don't think you should be allowed to be president if you have anything more than a parking/ speeding ticket. Yet you could be convicted of murder, grand larceny, sexual assault and fraud, be in prison and still become the president of the United States. What the fk. (I'm not saying Trump is guilty of all of those things I just listed a few examples, although arguably is he has committed all but 1 of them maybe two)
For the people that are unsubscribing from the channel because it’s uploading full uncut episodes from earlier seasons, this is for archiving purposes. Business Daddy (David Zaslav) is burning the company down for the insurance money and John Oliver might as well save his show even if it means buying back the intellectual property from the channel responsible for broadcasting it or streaming it. And it’s being uploaded whenever the season in production pauses for vacation, a pandemic, or a union strike, anything. Guys, enjoy the show and vote, or just go outside and talk to people, or goats, or just touch some grass.
11:32 - 11:59 My face went through more different expressions for bafflement, disbelief, and disappointed frustration just now than I previously would have guessed humanly possible.
Aunt Mary-Ann Trump, Donald's elder sister, who died last november, said : 'Ivanka is a little Donald' which was immediately acknowleged by another family member.
What an indictment! She is a twisted little freak, she gets away with it because she got lots of plastic surgery bleached her hair blonde and is wearing that mask well. She's truly evil. People who think this is an overstatement have been her primary victims.
Ivanka Trump is the textbook example of someone who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside. Also, the line "just because Jared Kushner is smarter than you doesn't mean he's smart" might be the best one ever delivered on this show.
Good timing for this episode being uploaded (thank you, btw. These are very much appreciated!) Peace in the Middle East is particularly one of his biggest failures.
@@jamiethomas6701 Not with multiple Abrahamic religions involved. All they can agree on is to fight to the bitter end because all 3 are the "only" true faith.
Hunter, Hunter, Hunter. He made some money on his own because of his dad, Hunter, Ivanka and co made alot becasue Trump is a criminal and planned that way.
My best guess is he meant “we both like sex” which is the most charitable thing I could think of and even that is so weird for a dad to say about his daughter, especially a President. But then given all the clips that point to a potential sexual/abusive relationship between the two of them, I am led to read it this answer in a much darker direction
As much as I dislike Ivanka Trump's politics, I feel so incredibly sorry for her. No one should have a father who talks about his kid like this. He once said "if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her" while sitting right beside her. If news came out someday of ivanka accusing her father of anything, I'd believe her in a heartbeat, I hate that I wouldn't even be surprised
but strangely, almsot every John Oliver episode from the past feels like it perfectly fits. hell there was one a few weeks back that talked about bombing in gaza, Russia skirmishing with Ukraine and other shit that is happening today....... it was from 2014.
Whatever the fick is going on with this stupidity needs to stop. @TheLateShowTonight staff needs to label the thumbnail as "previously aired reruns" Do Better, John.
Yes, why no indictments over Saudis $2 Billion gift to Jared and Ivankas China sales of HB-1 Visas and granting of Trademarks in violation of the Emoluments Clause in the Constitution, DOJ?
Watching this many years later to remember just how scary it was with Trump in charge. Kamala has every sign of finally putting a normal person in control. 💙💙💙We hope hope hooe.
It still amazes me that what we thought we knew just 7 years ago was only the tip of the iceberg. Ivanka still scares me the most because she appears to be the smartest of Trump's spawn by far (although Baron could eventually take that title). Trump later claimed her hubby Jared fixed the Middle East but we all know how that's going. And the never-ending bingo card of insanity goes on and on...
I only remember the orange mans words when asked what he had in common with his daughter, who was sitting right beside him. His response : sex. and "I would be dating her if she wasn't my daughter". That girl will have a major tell-all book after she cashes the inheritance... if there is anything left. He touched her. And other things.
I remember her being booed at the Womens20 conference, seems like accomplished women do not like a nepotistic socialite who financially gains from the Orange messiah of the buffoons.
Amazingly I watched this entire show regardless of how dated it is in August of 2024. It is a recommendation of John Oliver that this show as a moment in history will stand up as a historic television episode from now until centuries beyond. People in spaceships will watch it. It is that good.
John Oliver makes me laugh like no one else, usually, but watching this, all I felt was fear and disgust. You’re right all we have to do is vote. This is not a conservative country. Republicans have won the popular vote only once in 35 years, while we’ve had several electoral landslides in that time but only when turnout is high (like under Obama.) VOTE PEOPLE! 🇺🇸
As long as -R don't cheat using underhanded "were not certifying the election" crap they're planning ... he won't get back into the White House. Hopefully we get Donvict into the Big House though ... and soon.
I love rewatching these episodes. Still funny af. And most times, unfortunately, still very relevant. Don’t stop John! 🫶💗 My fav gif is John’s “Cool.😐” 😂🤣😂
24:32 There's a big building with "666" on it, he bought it, and there were consequences? If this had happened in a movie, I'd complain that the writing was too heavy handed!
It took me 10 minutes in to realize that this was a rebroadcast and I hadn't slipped into some hellish alternate timeline where Trump was still president. I thought I was going crazy there for a second.
Most fun you can have is when someone mentions they went to Harvard or Yale act like you have never heard of those schools and ask if they are a local community college. Even better if you can get someone to join in with you on it. I have watched people melt down over it.
The ones who aren't rattled by it are the ones who were "worth it" and didn't need to have their parents pledge millions to get them in 👀 I took some online courses from Harvard and they are darn good, and most kids who volunteered in the taped lectures were smart - but none of them had the looks or air of Jared or Cruz... Or JD 😅
Remember Sean Spicer? That was an entire era with people actually trying to communicate crazy as if it weren’t. Seeing Spicer panicking to make Trump sound competent to a less misinformed public… it’s like smelling a cleaning product that reminds you of your old highschool. Not good, but better times.
I looked up Jared's Twitter account for fun to see what he was up to. One thing I found was especially hilarious, he shared a post about a belief in Judaism where talking badly about others is the equivalent of murder since it can not be turned back or repaired. IE someone's reputation would be soiled once people start talking bad about them, so don't talk badly about people. IDK how people can share shit like that when their daddy in law is liar and shit talker number one in America, wtf.
And they proudly claim to have gotten him the job. So if he believes that speaking ill of people is akin to murder, he is the root cause of genocide via Trump's mouth. 🤷🏻♀️ It is baffling.
This needs to be aired on all news stations to remind people of what it was like under trump
it was not aired enough. Lol.
Worth rewatching in 2024 💯🤙🇺🇸
Neither Jared nor Ivonka were able to pass security clearance so were categorically unqualified in work in the Whitehouse. Worst nepo hires in history.
but The important thing for Trump was that they got paid to do nothing just travel with him all over the world and get paid from our taxes
Trump would not have either.
*security clearance* some bs some idiot made up
Yeah apparently Trump told them to give them their clearance despite not passing the background check
It's kina weird, if you want to work as a janitor at an airport you must be finger printed and pass a background check, the complete one I think not the quick $20 ish one that you get for a job at a gas station. But aside from age and being a natural born citizen there's no other requirements to be president. I don't think you should be allowed to be president if you have anything more than a parking/ speeding ticket. Yet you could be convicted of murder, grand larceny, sexual assault and fraud, be in prison and still become the president of the United States. What the fk.
(I'm not saying Trump is guilty of all of those things I just listed a few examples, although arguably is he has committed all but 1 of them maybe two)
Watching this after all we know now is so eye opening.
John Oliver should do updates on all these episodes.
John Oliver for the win! He had Javanka pegged from the start!
So true...
Javanka love it!
My goodness do I love John Oliver?! I laugh so hard while struggling not to cry.
Never get tired of John Oliver's Brilliance. 💙 🎉
For the people that are unsubscribing from the channel because it’s uploading full uncut episodes from earlier seasons, this is for archiving purposes. Business Daddy (David Zaslav) is burning the company down for the insurance money and John Oliver might as well save his show even if it means buying back the intellectual property from the channel responsible for broadcasting it or streaming it. And it’s being uploaded whenever the season in production pauses for vacation, a pandemic, or a union strike, anything.
Guys, enjoy the show and vote, or just go outside and talk to people, or goats, or just touch some grass.
Also it’s not like episodes existed legally before these uploads
No problem, but the video is named wrong.
If he is going to post 7 year old news, he should put the date in the title.
@@douglaspeale9727 Yes, because reading the little blurb under the title is for losers.🙄
@@Robynhoodlum That little blurb does not appear on the UA-cam home page that shows recommended videos.
John, you ARE THE HOST with the MOST! 😊😊😊😊
Spoiler alert from 2024: Jared didn’t solve any of those things he was assigned.
😂 Where was this comment in 2017? 😢
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??????? I could never have seen this coming
Jared made it worst
You mean he didn't solve peace in the Middle East? Who could have predicted that?
And I still don't know what his voice sounds like.
PTSD much? Be scared. We are not going back. Vote. ☑
Never going back
@@jeanhendersonharley3228 this aged so poorly
11:32 - 11:59 My face went through more different expressions for bafflement, disbelief, and disappointed frustration just now than I previously would have guessed humanly possible.
Aunt Mary-Ann Trump, Donald's elder sister, who died last november, said : 'Ivanka is a little Donald' which was immediately acknowleged by another family member.
What an indictment! She is a twisted little freak, she gets away with it because she got lots of plastic surgery bleached her hair blonde and is wearing that mask well. She's truly evil. People who think this is an overstatement have been her primary victims.
She was alleged to be involved in criminal behavior as well.
This was posted 6 days ago, but it’s so old I barely remember seeing it the first time. Still good.
Thank you John Oliver
Ivanka Trump is the textbook example of someone who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside.
Also, the line "just because Jared Kushner is smarter than you doesn't mean he's smart" might be the best one ever delivered on this show.
She has now been reduced to big lips and black makeup. Whatever she is doing, it doesn't look good.
Don't you mean beautiful, deceptive & A THREAT to NATIONAL SECURITY?
Whatever her “beauty” is, it was Bought and Paid for at the Plastic Surgeon’s Office Literally!
Ivanka was crafted by her daddy... so she couldn't be too bright.
Love John Oliver.❤
Nice job, Jared. Lots of peace in the ME.
Hahahahaha . Yeah , great job !
Exactly! He even publicly admitted he’d like to Develop Gaza’s property into Luxury Oceanfront Properties! 🤯🤬🤬🤬
Love Oliver♥️
Good timing for this episode being uploaded (thank you, btw. These are very much appreciated!) Peace in the Middle East is particularly one of his biggest failures.
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST?????
@@jamiethomas6701 Not with multiple Abrahamic religions involved. All they can agree on is to fight to the bitter end because all 3 are the "only" true faith.
No no no. You misheard Trump. Jared was supposed to get "a piece of the Middle East." In his defense, $2 billion is a good-sized piece.
Who wants to go back to this? Remember, Jered got 2 billion from the Saudi prince. He had no security clearance.
Hunter, Hunter, Hunter. He made some money on his own because of his dad, Hunter, Ivanka and co made alot becasue Trump is a criminal and planned that way.
Indeed.
He allowed Saudis the ammunition to commit genocide in Yemen.
@@lizharless6972 But, but, but.....the laptop......
@@Frank-x1g That had absolutely nothing on it except a PornHub account. You know, like *every* other man on the face of the planet.
Without a doubt - one of - if not THE BEST show on all of TV… 📺
This episode was actually one of the best ever, funny as hell from beginning to end. That “and now this” truly finished me 😂
Learned a lot; thank you from the Netherlands!
The "What do you have in common with your daughter? Well, I was going to say sex" clip is still so disturbing. So very, very disturbing.
It also makes no sense I still have no clue what he even meant
My best guess is he meant “we both like sex” which is the most charitable thing I could think of and even that is so weird for a dad to say about his daughter, especially a President. But then given all the clips that point to a potential sexual/abusive relationship between the two of them, I am led to read it this answer in a much darker direction
Yup good friend of Jeffrey Epstein
Mr. Policeman, I gave you all the clues.
As much as I dislike Ivanka Trump's politics, I feel so incredibly sorry for her. No one should have a father who talks about his kid like this. He once said "if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her" while sitting right beside her. If news came out someday of ivanka accusing her father of anything, I'd believe her in a heartbeat, I hate that I wouldn't even be surprised
Not that I needed the reminder of how inept the Trumps are, but sadly and obviously, some Americans do. Hope they got to see this.
They do not watch JOHN OLIVER,they could not take IT
Sadly this is true 😔
Welp. Clearly Jared fixed the Middle East.
👏🏼 Well done, Dumbo Heights!
This session is just as true now as it was then.
I was really confused until I realized this is from 2017
Yea I was Blind sided as well kinda weird how it appeared like the most recent episode but it's re-irritating to watch...so many things...
but strangely, almsot every John Oliver episode from the past feels like it perfectly fits. hell there was one a few weeks back that talked about bombing in gaza, Russia skirmishing with Ukraine and other shit that is happening today....... it was from 2014.
But it still rings true today. Leopards don't change their spots
Whatever the fick is going on with this stupidity needs to stop.
@TheLateShowTonight staff needs to label the thumbnail as "previously aired reruns"
Do Better, John.
I think John's lack of reaction to Jared taking a 2 billion backhander from the Saudis should have made that obvious.
Despite seeing it many times before, I laughed so hard at the Gottfried voice my wife had to check I wasn't dying 😂
Madness comes not only in whole families, but it's also invaded a whole party
Invasion of the body snatchers that is! 😂
About time somebody did a commentary on those two Crooks! Would love an update! Thank you John
Yes, why no indictments over Saudis $2 Billion gift to Jared and Ivankas China sales of HB-1 Visas and granting of Trademarks in violation of the Emoluments Clause in the Constitution, DOJ?
oversight.house.gov/
I am so glad we are now reminded of this particular Naval event claim. I remember how I slapped my own forehead when it got reported.
Shawn ~ Bushes ~ Spicer 🌿
It’s a five year John Oliver episode 2017 . But it’s still within its expiration date as of 2024 . Still tasty 👅
Bon Appetite
Amazing... it's been *years* since this happened, yet I still get anxiety just hearing about all the things Jared was assigned.
Same here and they walked around with there head stuck in the air like they think there royalty he looks like lurch in the. Real Adams family
Agree
💯💯💯💯💯💯
Love love John Oliver 🌺 Aloha from Hawai’i.
Finally something updated and relevant
This was a nice reminder of the dumpster fire that was Trump
😂😂😂 💯💯💯💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Love you J Oliver! Keep on doing what you do 😊
Watching this many years later to remember just how scary it was with Trump in charge. Kamala has every sign of finally putting a normal person in control.
💙💙💙We hope hope hooe.
Mr. John Oliver ,you are great ,your show should be on tv now ,2024 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does it make anyone feel ancient that this episode was pre-covid and 7 years ago? feels like yesterday I watched this.
It still amazes me that what we thought we knew just 7 years ago was only the tip of the iceberg. Ivanka still scares me the most because she appears to be the smartest of Trump's spawn by far (although Baron could eventually take that title). Trump later claimed her hubby Jared fixed the Middle East but we all know how that's going. And the never-ending bingo card of insanity goes on and on...
Thank you for uploading on a night with no new show; right when i need a fix 🙌
Here here
Hear hear
Remember when the media said that Ivanka would be the voice of reason for the Trump presidency, Pepperidge Farm remembers.
😆👍🏼
I only remember the orange mans words when asked what he had in common with his daughter, who was sitting right beside him. His response : sex. and "I would be dating her if she wasn't my daughter". That girl will have a major tell-all book after she cashes the inheritance... if there is anything left. He touched her. And other things.
I 'member!
I remember her being booed at the Womens20 conference, seems like accomplished women do not like a nepotistic socialite who financially gains from the Orange messiah of the buffoons.
🤣
You crack me up Mr Oliver ! 😂😂😂
Amazingly I watched this entire show regardless of how dated it is in August of 2024. It is a recommendation of John Oliver that this show as a moment in history will stand up as a historic television episode from now until centuries beyond. People in spaceships will watch it. It is that good.
That Sean Spicer joke was a dead on premonition.
4:52 "turkey, the hottest bird"
I used to agree, but after years of LastWeekTonight, I find myself drawn to toucans.
The name of the bird in Chinese is literally “fire chicken”
Not the puteketeke?
Sorry but I respectfully disagree, sincerely, red-tailed hawk lover
Zazu also rocks.
The Aircraft Carrier was stuck in reverse ⏪ . The clutch was jammed .
I can’t believe Bill O’Reilly is only 74, I thought he was at least 85 from the looks of him…😂💙🇺🇸
He is older and looks it. He's on a news program, opposite the young Cuomo, on Nextstar's News Network.
Is he still alive?
The terror! I don't ever want to go back to that chaos and terror! **HARRIS~WALZ 2024** 👍Vote Blue for True Progress! 💙
Politics is utterly corrupt.
Wow. To relive the horror and anguish we all felt during the failed tRump administration.
Please don't let it happen ever again!
John Oliver makes me laugh like no one else, usually, but watching this, all I felt was fear and disgust. You’re right all we have to do is vote. This is not a conservative country. Republicans have won the popular vote only once in 35 years, while we’ve had several electoral landslides in that time but only when turnout is high (like under Obama.) VOTE PEOPLE!
🇺🇸
As long as -R don't cheat using underhanded "were not certifying the election" crap they're planning ... he won't get back into the White House. Hopefully we get Donvict into the Big House though ... and soon.
I like it when he pounds on the desk. Demonstrates his excitement that permeates the room.
22:32 this might be my favorite john Oliver bit
More please !
Good job covering Ivanka and Jared....after Trump got into office.
I love rewatching these episodes. Still funny af. And most times, unfortunately, still very relevant. Don’t stop John! 🫶💗
My fav gif is John’s “Cool.😐” 😂🤣😂
Man... everything about this video aged beautifully, didnt it? Especially the bits about NK and the middle east.
Lmao I got all the way to Sean Spicer and was like wait a gosh darn minute here...
9:50 I have never been so glad to see an Arby's commercial in my life. hahahah
What I love: oliver miming a telephone call in the old fashioned way.😂
24:32 There's a big building with "666" on it, he bought it, and there were consequences? If this had happened in a movie, I'd complain that the writing was too heavy handed!
Cable news is even funnier at 2x :D
It took me 10 minutes in to realize that this was a rebroadcast and I hadn't slipped into some hellish alternate timeline where Trump was still president. I thought I was going crazy there for a second.
I'd pick brains over brawn everyday and twice on Sundays ... especially when John Oliver is on.
Most fun you can have is when someone mentions they went to Harvard or Yale act like you have never heard of those schools and ask if they are a local community college. Even better if you can get someone to join in with you on it. I have watched people melt down over it.
The ones who aren't rattled by it are the ones who were "worth it" and didn't need to have their parents pledge millions to get them in 👀 I took some online courses from Harvard and they are darn good, and most kids who volunteered in the taped lectures were smart - but none of them had the looks or air of Jared or Cruz... Or JD 😅
Wow, Kushner, that takes me back.
Oh, season 4… damn, I almost thought that I slept til January 2025! Whew
It would be a good sign, if you're able to actually get some sleep in 2025.
It's better to remains silent and be considered a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Super important to repost this because no one in the media covers the Trump family nepotism and wat a danger it is.
31:46 So nice to know that Ivanka and Jerod are nowhere near the big orange one this time.Jerod is the heir to a slum landlord.
Portugal mentioned LET'S GOOOOO
The 3 oldest mistakes of trump's: the road-apples didn't fall to far from the orange. All fixed 😁, you are welcome.
I adore John. He doesn’t get the accolades he deserves!
Sending a reminder to all of the way it was at the height of the Trump Presidency, and its encouragement of dictatorships around the world.
Lol it sounded like a bunch of chickens in a hen house 😅😅
They knew what they were doing by uploading this
👏 👏👏👏👏 OMG! Somehow, this one slipped by me. And with hindsight, it's even funnier and more pointed now! 😂
She is the complicit offspring of a mob boss and an epic griffter in her own right.
She’s treasonous, plain and simple. Saudi money as proof.
John Oliver can do it with the tongue in his head.
I thought the same thing, I cant believe he knew how to use that word 😂
Intro’s always awesome.
The talking heads all talking at the same time reminded me of the seagulls in Finding Nemo. It was hilarious.
John Oliver is a great drummer 🥁. He could of been a Buddy Rich , Ringo Starr or John Bonham .
He plays drums on his desk . Multi - talented Hombte
So hard watching these this week... stark reminder of things to come 😢
Remember Sean Spicer? That was an entire era with people actually trying to communicate crazy as if it weren’t. Seeing Spicer panicking to make Trump sound competent to a less misinformed public… it’s like smelling a cleaning product that reminds you of your old highschool.
Not good, but better times.
I looked up Jared's Twitter account for fun to see what he was up to. One thing I found was especially hilarious, he shared a post about a belief in Judaism where talking badly about others is the equivalent of murder since it can not be turned back or repaired. IE someone's reputation would be soiled once people start talking bad about them, so don't talk badly about people. IDK how people can share shit like that when their daddy in law is liar and shit talker number one in America, wtf.
And they proudly claim to have gotten him the job. So if he believes that speaking ill of people is akin to murder, he is the root cause of genocide via Trump's mouth. 🤷🏻♀️
It is baffling.
Last Week Tonight?
How the hell did I end up in 2017?
The voiceover with the late Gilbert Gottfried kills!!!!
I am still waiting for the investigation into the Kushner Saudi money deals and the Chinese licenses.
How can any of that be legal ?
Could SCOTUS be affecting any serious investigation into that ?
So many investigations to do and not enough people to do it. Hoping they are on the list.
@@Stew-s5e Let's hope that Kamala brings the karma 🙏
My goodness John Oliver is the best
Pure facts
For one moment, I thought I was older than John. What a relief after I saw the original air date.
The middle east turned out great 👍
John, you are the GOAT of comedy!
Michael Cohen said on a TikTok live that Jared and Ivanka made 6 million for consulting services while Trump was in office.
Thank u ❤