If purgatory exists, I imagine Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan and Cedric The Entertainer performing their shtick in front of me without cessation for all eternity while I am forced to watch with my head encased in that contraption from "A Clockwork Orange" and a pipette full of Satan's piss is being regularly administered into my horrified eyeballs
What if Martin Lawrence is so (rightly) embarrassed by his participation in Big Momma 3 that he actually has to go into hiding in a giant fat suit? That should be one of those Keanu memes.
Also to add to what Mark said about even kids not liking this, I was 11 when this came out and there was a kid in my class who went to see it and he was going on a big massive rant about how much he hated it.
Oh dear lord, I have recently found The Good Doctor and, wow, thank god for this man. Hilarity, intelligence, passion and genuine emotion delivered succinctly (yes, even over 9 minutes) and evenly (he always tries to say something nice about a film...except for Sex And The City)
Girl: "I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?" Simon: "Let's hope so". For anyone who ever doubts Simon's importance to these reviews, his timing and deadpan delivery makes comments like this sparkle.
Have you ever noticed that in the old reviews that have Justine Greene in the studio, Kermode ramps up the review mania? Hm, what’s going on with that?
2 was good too. Not as good as the first but still entertaining. 3 I have trouble even remembering anything from it. Just the one ubiquitous kids sing along..
@@haveanotherpinacolada I like Mark but he def infuses his reviews from a far left perspective. When he goes on long winded rants bout gender politics and representation and all that garbage he becomes the definition of a woke critic. He's always entertaining though and obviously knowledgeable.
"AM I GOING TO BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?"
"Let's hope so."
Kermode's 'howling in the cinema' bit killed me
i love kermodes energy in these classic old reviews- wish he was this excitable these days
Michael Bay and McG sucked his soul away
He really lost his edge
@@martinlatour9311Maybe he needs a reboot with a different director.
Been infected with SJW woke bullshit ideology.
i love when he goes off in a voice and the other guy immediately is like "no, stop, no" hahah
If purgatory exists, I imagine Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan and Cedric The Entertainer performing their shtick in front of me without cessation for all eternity while I am forced to watch with my head encased in that contraption from "A Clockwork Orange" and a pipette full of Satan's piss is being regularly administered into my horrified eyeballs
@Teun de Heer 🤗
I watched this film and found it so un-funny I had to watch this review to laugh before I died from a lack of it
What if Martin Lawrence is so (rightly) embarrassed by his participation in Big Momma 3 that he actually has to go into hiding in a giant fat suit?
That should be one of those Keanu memes.
Also to add to what Mark said about even kids not liking this, I was 11 when this came out and there was a kid in my class who went to see it and he was going on a big massive rant about how much he hated it.
I would pay double the movie ticket to watch Mark Kermode watching a movie he hates.
The inversion of veni, vidi, vici - i went, i sat, i suffered.
I am indebted to the good doctor for suffering for our sins
GERARD BUTLAH!
RIP headphone users
Oh dear lord, I have recently found The Good Doctor and, wow, thank god for this man. Hilarity, intelligence, passion and genuine emotion delivered succinctly (yes, even over 9 minutes) and evenly (he always tries to say something nice about a film...except for Sex And The City)
I love this guy.
kermode doing the fred voice and simon getting annoyed by it is the greatest running bit ever
"lets hope so" lol
Girl: "I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?"
Simon: "Let's hope so".
For anyone who ever doubts Simon's importance to these reviews, his timing and deadpan delivery makes comments like this sparkle.
If Yamaha keyboards had a stock sound effect key marked "Black Woman" it would be this noise 5:01
8:08 - That's how you review a film.
7:33 Oh girl!!! LOOOL OMG X-D
Was Mark's 'this isn't funny' voice based on Terry Jones as one of the Pepperpots?
When did Terry Jones walk in?
funny as fuck one of the best rants
7:32 🤣🤣
Ouch.
... "this is rubbish"
best review ever.
Big mommas is a masterpiece.
Do you also enjoy dental work?
I'm quite certain even the press notes' review was funnier than the movie itself.
Have you ever noticed that in the old reviews that have Justine Greene in the studio, Kermode ramps up the review mania? Hm, what’s going on with that?
Even the the short clip from the film @4.20 is physically painful to listen to. Horrible.
+Maseru King Yep.
2 was good too. Not as good as the first but still entertaining. 3 I have trouble even remembering anything from it. Just the one ubiquitous kids sing along..
Whut?
Mark is hilarious when he's not so worried about being woke....
I'm sick of seeing that word everywhere!
@@haveanotherpinacolada I like Mark but he def infuses his reviews from a far left perspective. When he goes on long winded rants bout gender politics and representation and all that garbage he becomes the definition of a woke critic. He's always entertaining though and obviously knowledgeable.