You’ve sunk his ship. You’ve blew up his ancestral home. You ruined his marriage. You even ruined his arcade high score. And after his constant aura of seriousness in a cartoon world, after you’ve collected everything you need, after disabling his giant laser sure of instant Kong genocide…you face him in a goofy punch out match.
Tips: Donkey Kong: Wait until K. Rool lets his guard down, then attack! _________________________________________________ Diddy Kong: Despite using the jetpack, K. Rool can still hit you with his glove! ______________________________________________________________ Lanky Kong: Make sure you align yourself with the banana peel, or else you'll get squashed! ____________________________________________________________________________ Tiny Kong: The time you have doesn't decrease while in K. Rool's shoe! __________________________________________________________ Chunky Kong: Time your punch perfectly, or else you'll take massive damage!
16:55 *Candy Kong:* Sit tight, DK, and company. I'll keep K. Rool busy. 17:03 *Candy Kong:* Hello there, K. Rool. [giggles] *K. Rool:* [gasps] Candy Kong?! *Candy Kong:* Mm-hmm! You know me! How do ya like my sexy style? You think I look beautiful? *K. Rool:* Uh, possibly. 'Cause I'm like a million times shocked that you've showed up with that kind of style. *Candy Kong:* [laughs] Aww, I *SO* could not tell you how much I appreciate that. [sighs] What a pitty. 17:36 *Funky Kong:* Hey, dudes! I'll take it from here, as well. I've got a huge weapon up my sleeve. *Candy Kong:* Hey, K. Rool! Look out behind you! 🎶 *K. Rool:* Huh?! [a boot that reassembles his boxing boots hits him] *inserts 3rd and 4th Wilhelm Scream*
Look, I’m sorry, but after coming so far after losing once and losing again I had to come look for a guide, because I swear, the timing on Chunky’s Punches is pure bull. Let me see here... Of course you can still use Primate Punch in this battle, I totally knew that (not). *Mutters to self* Most useless FRICKING MOVE, never given any context when to use it, razzlefrazzingsalmarillionmonkeyflipping... ...thank you for the help.
This battle is fucking frustrating,i don't know how anyone can find this fun,Lanky and Tiny segments are bullshit,did you die in these parts? You have to go through everything again again and again,fuck this game
You’ve sunk his ship. You’ve blew up his ancestral home. You ruined his marriage. You even ruined his arcade high score. And after his constant aura of seriousness in a cartoon world, after you’ve collected everything you need, after disabling his giant laser sure of instant Kong genocide…you face him in a goofy punch out match.
K Rool’s boss fight in this game might be the biggest example of subversion in a video game
Real Life Boxers: Thats the longest 3 minutes of my entire life
Donkey Kong: "Saved by the bell?" Thats the shortest 3 minutes of my entire life.
meanwhile gf damn saved by the bell? dinswasomfg
Tips:
Donkey Kong:
Wait until K. Rool lets his guard down, then attack!
_________________________________________________
Diddy Kong:
Despite using the jetpack, K. Rool can still hit you with his glove!
______________________________________________________________
Lanky Kong:
Make sure you align yourself with the banana peel, or else you'll get squashed!
____________________________________________________________________________
Tiny Kong:
The time you have doesn't decrease while in K. Rool's shoe!
__________________________________________________________
Chunky Kong:
Time your punch perfectly, or else you'll take massive damage!
16:55 *Candy Kong:* Sit tight, DK, and company. I'll keep K. Rool busy.
17:03 *Candy Kong:* Hello there, K. Rool. [giggles]
*K. Rool:* [gasps] Candy Kong?!
*Candy Kong:* Mm-hmm! You know me! How do ya like my sexy style? You think I look beautiful?
*K. Rool:* Uh, possibly. 'Cause I'm like a million times shocked that you've showed up with that kind of style.
*Candy Kong:* [laughs] Aww, I *SO* could not tell you how much I appreciate that. [sighs] What a pitty.
17:36 *Funky Kong:* Hey, dudes! I'll take it from here, as well. I've got a huge weapon up my sleeve.
*Candy Kong:* Hey, K. Rool! Look out behind you! 🎶
*K. Rool:* Huh?! [a boot that reassembles his boxing boots hits him] *inserts 3rd and 4th Wilhelm Scream*
That's what you get for falling in love with the wrong species, you scaly slimeball. Yeesh.
The bits with the Kremlins was always my favorite part while playing this.
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Kooka Man Better
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sure yeah.
I loved it when Hades said that in Disney's Hercules movie, even though the Hydra was a bit unnerving.
“In the wrath Gorga!”
“Sigma Down!”
Shut up
You shut up.
I's "and the red for"
and "saved by the bell"
17:52 *K. Rool:* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEYYYY...!!!
Look, I’m sorry, but after coming so far after losing once and losing again I had to come look for a guide, because I swear, the timing on Chunky’s Punches is pure bull. Let me see here...
Of course you can still use Primate Punch in this battle, I totally knew that (not).
*Mutters to self*
Most useless FRICKING MOVE, never given any context when to use it, razzlefrazzingsalmarillionmonkeyflipping...
...thank you for the help.
Lanky’s part is so funny
The hardest N64 Boss battle in the N64 era
I know he's the villain and all but poor dude goes through alot of abuse this fight.
He DID try to destory DK Isles, but defeating in a boxing arena is total change of tone here.
Nah, he deserves it
Why THE fuck didn't they give k rool his boxing costume for SSBU, I REALLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
Beating this as a kid was a point of pride
16:58 *insert Hollywoodedge, Crowd Reaction Shock PE142501*
4:20 Not in the kisser!
*Insert Peter Griffin quote here*
The hardest boss battle ever!
12:30 weird af
This battle is fucking frustrating,i don't know how anyone can find this fun,Lanky and Tiny segments are bullshit,did you die in these parts? You have to go through everything again again and again,fuck this game