If andre was just a little bit more aggressive and had the reflexes players have to avoid damage I don't think anyone would even have a chance against him.
@@CallMeMimi27 At the same time he already attacks way too fast for how much poise damage he deals. It's like his moveset is designed just to troll evil players.
The Griggs fight was brutal. After magic failed he desperately tried to fend him off with a sword only for it to BOUNCE OFF of Andre's titanite chest. Andre, unfazed, proceeds to break his skull.
Lautrec was a tragic figure in my run. We saved each other, we fought together against the Gaping Dragon. He was a friend. But his mission put him in opposition to mine, and so regrettably for the good of Firelink I had to put him down, though I took no pleasure in killing a man with whom I had shed blood.
Dropkicks are hilarious! Thats 70% of why I love Dying Light 1. You can dropkick zombies for several feet even kick them flying off rooftops! Doing it with a friend is an experience full of hard laughter and fun.
Love how in the first round with siegmeyer Andre got folded then round 2 he did not stop attacking like he remembered the first round like "no way I just lose to a fucking onion"
i personally dislike the refight they shoulda just given it to him he already beat everyone and people like patches didn’t get a refight even though they could have beaten him.
Man, that drop kick is the GOAT attack. Huge damage, very little wind up or space needed, comes at you lighting fast and knocks back, even if they're blocking. I so wish they would have added something like "Blacksmith's Gloves" as a weapon that gives you Andre's moveset.
Logan: "I am the most powerful sorcerer in Lordran, old man!" Andre: "What kind of idiot brings spells to a fistfight?" *proceeds to punch him into DS3*
Let's not forget that there are quite the few options for close ranged fights for a mage. Crystal weapon, White Dragon Breath, Homing Crystal Soulmass (and all of these are in Logan's possession)
@@trielt1 Not with the proper rings, which technically, lore wise, he should own. But apart from this, White Dragon Breath is for sure not a long range cast, since it has shitty range. You could say it can be used in middle range, but the slow travel speed of the cast together with the fact that it has 0 tracking and a pretty small hitbox make it really easy to kite and evade. Close range is where it's most viable, assuming you can shorten the cast time.
@@federicobellavista634 I'm genuinely confused here. Which DS1 rings reduce cast time? I'm aware that DEX can increase casting speed, but I don't remember any rings that do that. I personally see WDB as a PVE mid-to-long range spell. It has roughly the reach and damage of a Soul Spear, but 5 times the uses (or over twice the uses for half the slots). But it takes a *long* time to cast.
I definitely think Patches could've won if he actually tried after the first few seconds. The dude took off half of Andre's health straight away and his shield was even capable of withstanding his attacks (not sure about the dropkick, though). It's a shame his AI went into full-on passive mode after that. If he attacked at 4:17 instead of running straight at Andre like an idiot, he would've taken the win for sure.
I was always sad dark souls one didn’t have learnable unarmed moves similar to andre’s drop kick. Kinda like how you can learn the ranger takedown from Andy in new vegas for helping him
"You lot may 'ave weapons n' spells, but these muscle aren't just for show." -Andre of Astora, shortly before starting a fight and promptly drop kicking his opponent
@@Rosielx In darksouls 1 and 2 there is actually 3 different onion knights Siegmeyer, Sieglinde, & Siegward of Catarina two of them die sadly. However you can make their deaths mean something with your actions by helping them.
Andre's physics are so strange in this Dark Souls world. Definately seems like he was designed for some wrestling game project that was abandoned and then repurposed here
Andre was meant to serve a much different role in the game before he was turned into the weapon smith, If you notice, he's the only character in the game who moves his mouth while talking, that's no oversight. He was meant to be the guy the whole story was centered around, and the one who'd help guide you in the story WAY early in development. However he's role kept shrinking more and more until eventually he was barely the same character. The statues that look like him are another asset that was created and reused in the final game.
@@uberbyte7467Apparently something similar happened to Priscilla, hence she's the only boss with dialogue besides Gwyndolin. In the game's files, she is called "Heroine". Presumably her "Lifehunter" ability was intended to be used as the levelling up mechanic, as she can consume souls, which are lifeforce. Clearly this role was absorbed into the bonfire's functions. It is interesting that they compromised the two ideas for Elden Ring, by having Melina appear at Sites of Grace to upgrade the player.
@@Jupiter__001_ to add to this; according to the game director, the painted world was the first area ever made for dark souls, but they didn't know where to fit it into the world, but wanted to keep it, the phalanx enemy that is from the center of the area is also taken from demon's souls, depsite being redisned, they function very smilairly between games.
@@uberbyte7467 Cool. I think it worked pretty well, since it (the phalanx) looks like people who have been smeared together due to the degradation of the painting. The crow people also look like they are people who have been smudged and overlapped with a crow over the centuries.
@@Jupiter__001_They really took the best of their past games and threw it into the ring. Did you like having a waifu that increases your body level? Take it. Don't you like returning to base every time you level up? Now your waifu travels with you. And they also brought back the dual weapon mechanic. I really wanted to have it in Dark Souls 3, I love holding weapons in both hands. Also, that soap thing was really funny. The only bad thing was the almost identical dungeons and repetitive bosses. And also the water dance of Maleniya. This looks fine for Sekiro, but for Ellen Ring's roll mechanic it's a strange decision(And in order to dodge, you need to feel that she wants to start the animation and escape in time. Or take advantage of the auto-aim vulnerability and run around her
Everyone's talking about how Andre just bullies everyone in this event with his hands, no one even mentions that giant crow NOPE's off like "Yeah, I'm not doing this mang."
My favorite is Andre against Ingward. Dude just walks up to him, tanks through a spell and beats the tar outta him. Granted, that's every fight against spellcasters, but I feel like it really shines in that one.
Watching these all I can think of is how many npc's I missed and how many of the ones I found ended up dead. Also, Patches needs a rematch. He only lost because he stopped attacking for a long while there. And Siegmeyer is such a cannon, I remember in his Anor Londo silver knight room quest I was aggroing the knights one at a time and killing them in the same room he was in. In the last one, I hit him by mistake and he took me out before I realized. Had to go get a bunch of souls to buy forgiveness. That sucked. Next time I made sure to fight the knights on the roof.
Being Petrus is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment. We know he obviously can't win but I would wager he wouldn't even be able to bring any NPC to half-health.
You're not wrong, I decided to try this myself and patches wins 40% of the time while Logan is a bit more complicated, pre dukes archive he only won 20% of the time while post archives I decided to test more thoroughly since he won the first 10 fights. Out of 65 fights Andre won twice.
@@AutistikWaldo I feel Lautrec didn't get a fair fight here too. Maybe out of 10 fights he'd win more or maybe if here were given a larger arena instead
You done Siegmeyer dirty, he deserves a rematch! They had a stalemate, so as far as I'm concerned Siegmeyer is the only one he hasn't beaten yet. Onionbros 4 life 🌰
man it becomes really obvious when you see him fight that Andre is NOT a standard NPC like the others. he has a custom moddle and moveset that makes him more like an enemy type than a player character.
interestingly enough if you use a enemy randomizer he appears in the spawn pool as an enemy so he is programmed to be an enemy but he is set to a idle pose like the giant smith but becomes an enemy spawn when attacked
@@coolpenguin5355 In the early stages that was true, but they appear to have changed their minds on it early on in development. I think it was from an art book and or interview that the info comes from.
Andre could beat the game himself, he just lets players do it so they can feel useful.
Imagine how much stronger he'd be if he actually wore armor?
Andre got them hands 💪🏽
True MMA Goat puts niggas with giant swords and spells to shame. “Be like water my friend” - Bruce Lee
If andre was just a little bit more aggressive and had the reflexes players have to avoid damage I don't think anyone would even have a chance against him.
True
@@CallMeMimi27 At the same time he already attacks way too fast for how much poise damage he deals. It's like his moveset is designed just to troll evil players.
Andre’s like a 10 year old kid role playing
“I cast fireball on you”
“I dropkick you before it comes out”
Couldn't have said it better 🤣🤣
You speaking facts tho
Based
"It just works" (Andre)
And if it hits, he's still a blacksmith, a man working with fire all day long. Not to mention that he doesn't need to cast flash sweat.
It's hilarious seeing Andre's massive self fighting sorcerers because it's like
"Soul arro-"
"Shut up, nerd."
ngl it's kinda satisfying seeing magic geeks getting stuffed in lockers like this
@@user-us3ic8sx6x haha Black Knight Sword +5 go bonk
Only because of the small area. If there's enough space sorcerers annihilate andre
@@BullockDSchange the location with a bit more space and watch andre get wrecked
“I cast fist”
Player: **attacks Andre**
Andre: I’ve given thee, courtesy, enough…
I was looking for this xD
Andre is Godfrey in another timeline
What Godfrey was doing after he was banished:
The two chad character in souls game
@@connormac4401 It's the opposite.
Now I seriously think the titanite demon pays the rent to Andre for living so near to him without having his other leg chopped off
Where do you think he gets all the titanite he sells you ?
@@dearcastiel4667 😶I get your point and you're totally right
@@dearcastiel4667 holy shit... maybe that's the actual implication lol Andre is the monster to that titanite demon, its his pet
The titanite demon pays andre in titanite for protection, that must be it
This needs to be a video if it isn't already
He actually makes weapons so others could have a fighting chance against him
Well, they don't stand a chance either with those fancy sword, mace,spear, and spell🗿
Underrated comment.
I read all the other comments… this one is the best
yhorm is from The sweats of andre
A true Gigachad.
The fact that he has enough Poise to be unfazed by Seigmeyer's Zweihander is absolutely insane.
It's literally Andre.
@@Orinslayer I remember using the Zwäihander again O&S, 2 R1s always stagger smough, and Ornstein always staggers.
The Griggs fight was brutal. After magic failed he desperately tried to fend him off with a sword only for it to BOUNCE OFF of Andre's titanite chest. Andre, unfazed, proceeds to break his skull.
Bro that was an execution. Three punches to the head homeboy was SLEEP
@@JohnDoe-ligmabro did you not see the way griggs' head flew back with h each punch that guy ain't sleep he dead af😂
@staple_boi you right boss lol. Andre got that DAWG in him.
@@JohnDoe-ligma mf is terrifying🤣
andre be like: you'll need a bigger blade boy
They're popping in with swords and spells and Andre is just like "These hands will do just fine."
Except vs Petrus, where he went "The only thing you're worth is my boot heels."
He's brought vanquisher's with him
He just got the ring from the Company of Champions
His hand the rock
Lol
The ol' reliable one-two
I love how hard Andre tried to kick Lautrec out of the shrine.
Like all of us did.
The guy with the golden armor
I kicked him off first try😂
Lautrec was a tragic figure in my run. We saved each other, we fought together against the Gaping Dragon. He was a friend. But his mission put him in opposition to mine, and so regrettably for the good of Firelink I had to put him down, though I took no pleasure in killing a man with whom I had shed blood.
Waifu killer
Meanwhile I just slaughtered him in his cage because I knew he was Suspicious.
WHY AM I DYING FROM LAUGHTER FROM SEEING HIM JUST DROP KICKING EVERYONE
Dropkicks are hilarious! Thats 70% of why I love Dying Light 1. You can dropkick zombies for several feet even kick them flying off rooftops! Doing it with a friend is an experience full of hard laughter and fun.
Simple minds
"Sword are the best!"
"No! magic is!"
"No! Pyromancy is"
Andre: *Hey guys today I just got my 50th awestone!*
It really is a shame how fist/unarmed aren't really a build in any of the games outside of caestus memes
There was a ring in ds2 that boosted bare fists
@@mausebasds 2. Vanquisher's Seal.
1:02
That shockwave did not come from Petrus' miracle, it came from Andre's dropkick
Andre's dropkick IS the Shockwave Miracle. Those puny spells are just but attempts at it's perfection
@@polishambassador9075 Andre was like "Force? ILL SHOW YOU FORCE!"
That dropkick to Petrus out of the gate fucking knocked the wind out of ME 🤣
🤣😂
Shit did sound like bomb going off when his boots connected..
Andre: "This game rated M for Mature, but these hands rated E for Everyone."
Lmfao
Patches: Bloody hell
Isn’t dark souls rated T? If it’s M that’s kinda surprisingly unnecessary
@@StudioMod Dark souls II is rated T. Dark souls I and Dark souls III are rated M. Don’t know why.
@@IamAlleycat Probably because DS2 has almost no blood (or no blood at all?)
Love how in the first round with siegmeyer Andre got folded then round 2 he did not stop attacking
like he remembered the first round like "no way I just lose to a fucking onion"
Part of that was lucking into getting Siegmeyer slammed against the terrain
1:43 see that expert footwork and timing along with his intercepting jab and cross? dude is a MMA champ.
When is are we gonna dropkicks in mma?
MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA
It's like these are but an excuse to watch Petrus get owned by anything and everything
@BonfireVN can we have a "everyone beats up Petrus" compilation next?
@@Paethgoat I like the idea!
@@Paethgoat Yeah, I vote for that
@@Paethgoat yes I like that idea.
Man the fool didn't even damage Andre
Typical Miracle build
"Everyone has a spell to cast until they get punched in the face" - Andre
i love the animation there heads get rocked back like they got stunned from it
*spits out my protein shake because fasttwitch muscle fiber is superior
...your joke was also ok
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT!
I see what u did there Tyson
Illaoi facts
At 5:59 Andre legit stopped messing around.
Dude just straight up became unstoppable 👏
he took the one defeat personally
Sieg got sabotaged by the wall
i personally dislike the refight
they shoulda just given it to him
he already beat everyone and people like patches didn’t get a refight even though they could have beaten him.
It’s like the last fight between Bane and Batman
That slip tho
Man, that drop kick is the GOAT attack. Huge damage, very little wind up or space needed, comes at you lighting fast and knocks back, even if they're blocking.
I so wish they would have added something like "Blacksmith's Gloves" as a weapon that gives you Andre's moveset.
"He's unarmed, this should be quick"
*Two* *dropkicks* *later*
"Damn, Andre got hands"
Mans got feet
"I am sure he uses said hands to dropkick."
please dont say damn like that. its a curse word
@@giovannicorraliza4393 DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
Andre: Oh, gods! Call an ambulance! But not for me!
"Don't get yourself killed. Neither of us wants to see you go hollow."
*Kills literally everyone*
Don't worry. They just got sent back tp their firelink shrines
Not everyone.
@Centre Sight who
Asked
@Centre Sight thats not even the right quote lol.
I never aggro'ed Andre, so seeing that dropkick for the first time was mesmerizing.
Same, today I found out some of the chained ogre attacks from sekiro came from andre
The way griggs took those punches was legendary, his spine was broken twice and he dies standing as if his neck was intact
Is it just me or just seeing petrus trying to use force and getting his shit wrecked by a drop kick from Andre is the most satisfying thing on earth
Every time I see him use I think he feels proud of it, so when his ass gets kicked is god tier satisfaction to see him failed.
I fucking cackled when he just dropped kicked him. 😂
I laughed so hard he got his ass handed by Andre so hard
It just looked like Petrus was trying to cast something else and Andre kick him so hard it made a shockwave, my man Dragonballed that fat cleric.
I love how every spellcaster gets straight punched in the face for trying to do silly magics.
Logan: "I am the most powerful sorcerer in Lordran, old man!"
Andre: "What kind of idiot brings spells to a fistfight?"
*proceeds to punch him into DS3*
Logan: "Rematch with spell, in biggest arena! - What idiot throws the wizard down in a fight vs fist fighter 3 feet away?
Let's not forget that there are quite the few options for close ranged fights for a mage.
Crystal weapon, White Dragon Breath, Homing Crystal Soulmass (and all of these are in Logan's possession)
@@federicobellavista634 How is White Dragon Breath an option for close ranged combat? It takes ages to cast.
@@trielt1 Not with the proper rings, which technically, lore wise, he should own.
But apart from this, White Dragon Breath is for sure not a long range cast, since it has shitty range.
You could say it can be used in middle range, but the slow travel speed of the cast together with the fact that it has 0 tracking and a pretty small hitbox make it really easy to kite and evade.
Close range is where it's most viable, assuming you can shorten the cast time.
@@federicobellavista634 I'm genuinely confused here. Which DS1 rings reduce cast time? I'm aware that DEX can increase casting speed, but I don't remember any rings that do that.
I personally see WDB as a PVE mid-to-long range spell. It has roughly the reach and damage of a Soul Spear, but 5 times the uses (or over twice the uses for half the slots). But it takes a *long* time to cast.
What I've learned: drop kicking someone in the face is clearly the best way to start a fight.
Not in real life.........quickest way to get you shit kicked in 😂😂😂😂
Unless your Bruce Lee 😮
The ease with which Andre crushes his enemies is directly proportional to how many dropkicks he throws out
Andre opened almost every fight with a monster dropkick and honestly, it was always the right choice.
Andre does not fuck around, I remember one run I accidentally hit him, immediately got KO’d and restarted
@@Crazeee9000 drop kicked you so hard his feet went through the screen and restarted your game for you
When playing Bloody Roar as Yugo it's definitely the right answer. Kicks the enemy straight to their crisis health bar.
Andre learned from kiryu I’m not suprised
Fun fact: Andre is the only npc in the entire franchise who knows how to punch properly , while everyone else does weird haymakers.
That's why he does some much damage
Yeah I was expecting to see some dumbass hooks I'm so accustomed to from DS3, but no, he moves like a boxer aswell with his hopping in place.
Yeah, i'd actually be willing to call Andre's jabs the best move in the entire game.
They're so efficient.
@@leoback5065 Yea they waste no movements or energy just quick damaging jabs that pretty deck anyone
@@PandaKnight368 definitely, absolutely jaw breakers he's got.
Incredibly funny that a weaponsmith is an expert in unarmed combat.
Snuggly was like "Fists not warm, fists not soft!" while flying off.
NPC: "I cast magic missile"
Andre: "I cast 2 jab and a kick"
"I CAST FIST."
LMAOOOO
No its more like : "Yeah? And I cast *punch* *punch* *kick*"
Siegmeyer's a beast. Only dude capable of killing Andre, even if he did lose the rematch.
I definitely think Patches could've won if he actually tried after the first few seconds. The dude took off half of Andre's health straight away and his shield was even capable of withstanding his attacks (not sure about the dropkick, though).
It's a shame his AI went into full-on passive mode after that. If he attacked at 4:17 instead of running straight at Andre like an idiot, he would've taken the win for sure.
Spoiled, thanks
Andre is a beast fighting with his bare hands.
@@HorkPorkler well, the lesson today is "see the damn video first if you care about spoilers" lol
@@HorkPorkler Wow! There are spoilers about the video in the comments of that video!
1:01
Damn Andre literally rocked petrus shit with that dropkick made me laugh so fucking hard
Should've known that only Seigemeyer could stand up to him
Andre, showing us how a true unarmed build should be.
Boxing and dropkicks
the real Rocky this man
These hands rated E for Everyone
Nah. The other guys just dont seem to dodge or use anything effectively
I was always sad dark souls one didn’t have learnable unarmed moves similar to andre’s drop kick. Kinda like how you can learn the ranger takedown from Andy in new vegas for helping him
Felt like Andre was playing Tekken and everyone else was trapped in the DS universe.
Complete with weapon swings dinking into walls and getting hit with a 180% stamina consuming combo
Andre vs Heihachi I want to see that fight.
Andre has got steve's 1,2 punches alongside king's downback 4
He absolutely was. Even have Siegmeyer the wall combo treatment
“I need a rematch”
INSTANT DROPKICK
The fight against Vince made me wheeze-laugh so hard 3:25
“I don’t wanna fight you Andre”
“I wouldn’t wanna fight me neither”
“You lot may ’ave weapon n’ spells, but I ‘ave these fuckin’ hands.”
-Andre
yep
"And feet to dropkick you to death."
*GUNS*
"You lot may 'ave weapons n' spells, but these muscle aren't just for show." -Andre of Astora, shortly before starting a fight and promptly drop kicking his opponent
I read this in an accent 😂
you see, Andre touched so many weapons, he must’ve realized all you need in DS is hp, pois and r1
Seeing Petrus use force on him only for Andre to no sell it with a dropkick is the most hilarious and satisfying thing I’ve ever seen
Arndre just deletes most of their health with his fists alone.
and finish them off with the dropkick😍
Floats like a butterfly, kicks like mule, swords might hit but the smith will still rule.
The MMA legend, ANDRE.
The fact that Andre finished the first fight with a drop-kick sold me on the rest of the video
"I saw fourteen million, six hundred and five alternate futures."
"And how many did the NPCs win?"
"One."
That NPC being Andre
@@humblebutt114 nah its our catarina
Patches having such a close fight is a testament to how 'Unbreakable' he is.
Siegmeyer definitely deserved a 'best 2 out of 3'.
Patches and Andre are supposed to exist in a different plane of existence such that they survive until DS3
@@Rosielx In darksouls 1 and 2 there is actually 3 different onion knights Siegmeyer, Sieglinde, & Siegward of Catarina two of them die sadly. However you can make their deaths mean something with your actions by helping them.
@@FellingDragons Siegward is my favorite, he is a beast in combat as he could easily single-handle lord of cinder Yhorm
@@FellingDragons You mean 1 and 3 right?
Patches cheated somehow... I just know it...
6:27 bro thinks he’s walter white
I love that Petrus dying is the most replayed part.
Andre's physics are so strange in this Dark Souls world. Definately seems like he was designed for some wrestling game project that was abandoned and then repurposed here
Andre was meant to serve a much different role in the game before he was turned into the weapon smith,
If you notice, he's the only character in the game who moves his mouth while talking, that's no oversight. He was meant to be the guy the whole story was centered around, and the one who'd help guide you in the story WAY early in development. However he's role kept shrinking more and more until eventually he was barely the same character. The statues that look like him are another asset that was created and reused in the final game.
@@uberbyte7467Apparently something similar happened to Priscilla, hence she's the only boss with dialogue besides Gwyndolin. In the game's files, she is called "Heroine". Presumably her "Lifehunter" ability was intended to be used as the levelling up mechanic, as she can consume souls, which are lifeforce. Clearly this role was absorbed into the bonfire's functions. It is interesting that they compromised the two ideas for Elden Ring, by having Melina appear at Sites of Grace to upgrade the player.
@@Jupiter__001_ to add to this; according to the game director, the painted world was the first area ever made for dark souls, but they didn't know where to fit it into the world, but wanted to keep it, the phalanx enemy that is from the center of the area is also taken from demon's souls, depsite being redisned, they function very smilairly between games.
@@uberbyte7467 Cool. I think it worked pretty well, since it (the phalanx) looks like people who have been smeared together due to the degradation of the painting. The crow people also look like they are people who have been smudged and overlapped with a crow over the centuries.
@@Jupiter__001_They really took the best of their past games and threw it into the ring. Did you like having a waifu that increases your body level? Take it. Don't you like returning to base every time you level up? Now your waifu travels with you.
And they also brought back the dual weapon mechanic. I really wanted to have it in Dark Souls 3, I love holding weapons in both hands.
Also, that soap thing was really funny.
The only bad thing was the almost identical dungeons and repetitive bosses. And also the water dance of Maleniya. This looks fine for Sekiro, but for Ellen Ring's roll mechanic it's a strange decision(And in order to dodge, you need to feel that she wants to start the animation and escape in time. Or take advantage of the auto-aim vulnerability and run around her
I love that you place every npc in a unique way cause it looks really cool
NPC fight club
E
Everyone: spells, swords, etc
Andre: fists
I love how not only does Andre tower over everyone, but he also drop kicks them into oblivion.
he's got them yeet feet
Everyone's talking about how Andre just bullies everyone in this event with his hands, no one even mentions that giant crow NOPE's off like "Yeah, I'm not doing this mang."
The crow is wise. He who can fight, but chooses not to is wisest.
Wouldn't be amazing to have all the characters in the main bonfire? It would be comforting.
The only man who can stand even with Andre is Siegmyer. This is so fucking fire.
Love how he drop kicked that nerd trying to use force. "Got your *force* right here nerd!"
I dunno why, but I lost my shit when I read this. Hilarious
@@SomeUnkindledAsh
Petrus: "Force!"
Andre; "FEET!"
@@Quillwell
Devs: what should Blacksmith Andre use as a weapon?
Miyazaki: feEt
NEEEEEERD!!!
Casters: "I cast homing soul arrow! I cast force!"
Andre: "I cast *fist* "
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That one cleric: I cast heal! …Uh…Why didn’t I heal?
@@OtomostheCrazy Eh, more like: "I cast Regenerate! Ah, crap, too slow..."
Petrus trying to use Force only to be yeeted by a drop kick is unreasonably funny
"Ok ima fight Andre
Damn Andre got hands"
5:57 a 12 hit combo, this man is a beast
This mans doin STRANGS
He also performed a frame perfect dodge
Put him in tekken already
He got that frame 4
13 if we count dropkick
Andre: "catch these-"
Npc: "hands! Yes yes I already know.",
Andre: *drop kicks*
" *_CATCH THESE LEGS_* "
Andre: ...feet, I was going to say feet
POV you just squandered Andre’s work
Andre walked so Hoarah Loux could run
I feel like the fight with the crow is one of those "beat up this random car" stages in fighting games
Really showing off the power of the Dark Soles right there.
this should have more likes
Dark soles ....
@@ali12proarabe Soles like your feet, it's a pun... yano, cause he keeps drop kicking everyone.
It already has a decent amount of likes.@@nostromo3523
HAHAHAH
That first drop kick and perfect victory Andre got on Petrus was very satisfying.
Vince transitioning his fall into a roll whenever he got kicked in the shield was amazing
NPCs: Wait...? What's going on?
ANDRE: WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOME!!!!!
Cmon, Carl. We should all be beyond thunderdome at this point.
There is something incredibly satisfying about Andre interrupting sorcerers by punching them in the face repeadetly.
Those combinations were beautiful
1:08 Andre just knew he deserved that and didn't hold back.😅
I can't get over the fact that Andre can kill a man in plate armor with 3 drop kicks and a left hook
You have no idea how happy I am seeing Petrus being folded that badly
The way he kicks Lautric… he knew his weakness
Watching Andre dodge and counter Griggs magic, to the point where he panicked and just pulled a knife AND still lost was so funny to me.
Andre sees your sorcery, your miracles, and weapons -- and he raises you THESE HANDS
"It looks like you subscribed to my ~ *onlyhands* ~"
-Andre, probably
Real fun what this channel makes with a bunch of mods. Found it today. thx man, great work.
Reasons to be patient with retail workers
I like how Andre is the only one of these NPCs that has his own unique animations
Chester…
@@darkmoonfox5275 yes you are correct.. let’s say only main game friendly npc
I was so butthurt when he didn’t start dropkicking me in Ds3
My favorite is Andre against Ingward. Dude just walks up to him, tanks through a spell and beats the tar outta him. Granted, that's every fight against spellcasters, but I feel like it really shines in that one.
It’s cuz he fucking edgewalked over instead of a mad dash
He really said “shut up nerd”
Okay, this whole video was a blast but I completely lost it when I saw Andre repeatedly dropkick Petrus.
That shit was *personal.*
Watching these all I can think of is how many npc's I missed and how many of the ones I found ended up dead. Also, Patches needs a rematch. He only lost because he stopped attacking for a long while there. And Siegmeyer is such a cannon, I remember in his Anor Londo silver knight room quest I was aggroing the knights one at a time and killing them in the same room he was in. In the last one, I hit him by mistake and he took me out before I realized. Had to go get a bunch of souls to buy forgiveness. That sucked. Next time I made sure to fight the knights on the roof.
Being Petrus is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment. We know he obviously can't win but I would wager he wouldn't even be able to bring any NPC to half-health.
His dmg is pathetic so yes. Itd be a miracle for him to kill anything thats not at most a hollow.
@@dexter_yours_truly unfortunately, he doesn't know any good miracles at all.
@@spectyyy nice one. Have a like
He would possibly only win against reah, not saying much she doesn't even get a weapon
Any thorulund is embarrasing
Let’s be honest, Logan and Patches could win with good RNG.
Andre still wins even if they have good rng's, andre can counter their rng's with his better rng's...
@@imjonathan6745 Award for every stupid anime argument starter ever, goes too. lol jk
You're not wrong, I decided to try this myself and patches wins 40% of the time while Logan is a bit more complicated, pre dukes archive he only won 20% of the time while post archives I decided to test more thoroughly since he won the first 10 fights. Out of 65 fights Andre won twice.
@@AutistikWaldo
I feel Lautrec didn't get a fair fight here too. Maybe out of 10 fights he'd win more or maybe if here were given a larger arena instead
Any npc could with good rng
I haven't laughed this hard on ages, thanks a lot 😂😂😂😂
"Let the sun shine upon this dropkick spamming blacksmith!"
You done Siegmeyer dirty, he deserves a rematch! They had a stalemate, so as far as I'm concerned Siegmeyer is the only one he hasn't beaten yet. Onionbros 4 life 🌰
Nah they shouldn’t have even had a rematch, siegmeyer beat him, no one else got second tries. So as far as I’m concerned siegmeyer won.
@@matthewbutler9093 ill say if andre doesnt corner combo him he is fucked
Nah, Andre is like Mayweather or Jon Jones, first fight may be close, next time you getting outclassed
Um, excuse me, but the crow did not lose! It takes true wisdom to avoid a fight.
U gotta admit Andre at the end there looking kinda like a player controlled character
I love how Andre just says "get that shit out of here" and straight up drop kicks anyone casting spells or kicks them in the stomach
Damn! Always a fan of a good dropkick!
NPC's: I Cast a Spell!
Andre: The f*k you do
Me this entire video
“Do the drop kick, do the drop kick…”
@@MechaLeo Beowulf! Beowulf!
@@danghostman2814 “275 pounds of FOLDED STEEL and SEX APPEAL”
Watching petrus get wasted by Andre, best thing ever!!
Best is still Petrus vs. the giant mushroom.
@@aplive58 yes!!!!!!!
Everyone: getting destroyed
Siegmeyer:
3:09 is nobody gonna talk about how andre kicked lautrec in the balls
You mean the drop kick cause he did that to a lot of them
@@HeartOfHallownest no the kick directly in the testicles
@@yikesmanchokay6706 oh that. Yep I saw that
@@HeartOfHallownest good
man it becomes really obvious when you see him fight that Andre is NOT a standard NPC like the others. he has a custom moddle and moveset that makes him more like an enemy type than a player character.
interestingly enough if you use a enemy randomizer he appears in the spawn pool as an enemy so he is programmed to be an enemy but he is set to a idle pose like the giant smith but becomes an enemy spawn when attacked
I heard that he was originally intended to be another gywn's son or something. Not really sure so don't quote me on that
@@coolpenguin5355 In the early stages that was true, but they appear to have changed their minds on it early on in development.
I think it was from an art book and or interview that the info comes from.
Fucking moddle
@@Tallzom 😂
I expected Siegmeyer's win. The fact that Crestfallen, Vince, and Nico did as well as they did was a surprise to me
“I may be Crestfallen but I am not defenceless you rascal!”