Can NPCs beat Andre ?

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  • @thunder9236
    @thunder9236 3 роки тому +6266

    They're popping in with swords and spells and Andre is just like "These hands will do just fine."

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 роки тому +244

      Except vs Petrus, where he went "The only thing you're worth is my boot heels."

    • @konnsann4669
      @konnsann4669 3 роки тому +20

      He's brought vanquisher's with him

    • @oneaveragejojofan5768
      @oneaveragejojofan5768 3 роки тому +17

      He just got the ring from the Company of Champions

    • @Genial_jar4
      @Genial_jar4 3 роки тому +9

      His hand the rock
      Lol

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 3 роки тому +11

      The ol' reliable one-two

  • @pixelmaster9964
    @pixelmaster9964 3 роки тому +10768

    Andre’s like a 10 year old kid role playing
    “I cast fireball on you”
    “I dropkick you before it comes out”

    • @RustieAsf
      @RustieAsf 3 роки тому +222

      Couldn't have said it better 🤣🤣

    • @soivelisbroke6324
      @soivelisbroke6324 3 роки тому +62

      You speaking facts tho

    • @haveltherockjohnson9043
      @haveltherockjohnson9043 3 роки тому +32

      Based

    • @doghead2273
      @doghead2273 3 роки тому +83

      "It just works" (Andre)

    • @FelisInsanisCatfood
      @FelisInsanisCatfood 3 роки тому +80

      And if it hits, he's still a blacksmith, a man working with fire all day long. Not to mention that he doesn't need to cast flash sweat.

  • @ashtonkilburn3276
    @ashtonkilburn3276 2 роки тому +3555

    Player: **attacks Andre**
    Andre: I’ve given thee, courtesy, enough…

  • @Setteri_
    @Setteri_ 3 роки тому +3323

    "He's unarmed, this should be quick"
    *Two* *dropkicks* *later*
    "Damn, Andre got hands"

    • @ethancampbell8877
      @ethancampbell8877 3 роки тому +140

      Mans got feet

    • @sheepisfortheweak6164
      @sheepisfortheweak6164 3 роки тому +50

      "I am sure he uses said hands to dropkick."

    • @giovannicorraliza4393
      @giovannicorraliza4393 3 роки тому +5

      please dont say damn like that. its a curse word

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 3 роки тому +10

      @@giovannicorraliza4393 DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN

    • @ultrachara2818
      @ultrachara2818 3 роки тому +22

      Andre: Oh, gods! Call an ambulance! But not for me!

  • @TheCryptidman
    @TheCryptidman 3 роки тому +6467

    It's hilarious seeing Andre's massive self fighting sorcerers because it's like
    "Soul arro-"
    "Shut up, nerd."

    • @maliciousbugman
      @maliciousbugman 2 роки тому +284

      ngl it's kinda satisfying seeing magic geeks getting stuffed in lockers like this

    • @maliciousbugman
      @maliciousbugman Рік тому +1

      @@user-us3ic8sx6x haha Black Knight Sword +5 go bonk

    • @aakarmamtora3470
      @aakarmamtora3470 Рік тому +27

      Only because of the small area. If there's enough space sorcerers annihilate andre

    • @aakarmamtora3470
      @aakarmamtora3470 Рік тому +7

      ​@@maliciousbugmanchange the location with a bit more space and watch andre get wrecked

    • @Djstudiosgold
      @Djstudiosgold Рік тому +58

      “I cast fist”

  • @marschallblucher6197
    @marschallblucher6197 Рік тому +2820

    The fact that he has enough Poise to be unfazed by Seigmeyer's Zweihander is absolutely insane.

    • @wildman7220
      @wildman7220 Рік тому +134

      It's literally Andre.

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 Рік тому +90

      @@Orinslayer I remember using the Zwäihander again O&S, 2 R1s always stagger smough, and Ornstein always staggers.

    • @Uncle_Sasha_no.1
      @Uncle_Sasha_no.1 7 місяців тому +1

      Что за мод, как скачать, где скачать???? Автор, научи!!!!

    • @Markarashino
      @Markarashino 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Uncle_Sasha_no.1 There is no mod.

    • @Chreed96
      @Chreed96 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@marschallblucher6197I finally played DS1 last month and just remembered enough from my cousin to find zwi. It made the game way too easy. I think O&S took 2 tries, but all others were 1st.

  • @grubazz4246
    @grubazz4246 3 роки тому +7627

    He actually makes weapons so others could have a fighting chance against him

    • @CZ-DELTA
      @CZ-DELTA 3 роки тому +123

      Well, they don't stand a chance either with those fancy sword, mace,spear, and spell🗿

    • @SaltandDragons
      @SaltandDragons 3 роки тому +21

      Underrated comment.

    • @TheNewKG
      @TheNewKG 3 роки тому +10

      I read all the other comments… this one is the best

    • @brn4259
      @brn4259 2 роки тому +7

      yhorm is from The sweats of andre

    • @allexhoughton
      @allexhoughton 2 роки тому +2

      A true Gigachad.

  • @Soul93Taker
    @Soul93Taker 3 роки тому +5311

    Andre could beat the game himself, he just lets players do it so they can feel useful.

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 3 роки тому +268

      Imagine how much stronger he'd be if he actually wore armor?

    • @final58fant58
      @final58fant58 3 роки тому +156

      Andre got them hands 💪🏽
      True MMA Goat puts niggas with giant swords and spells to shame. “Be like water my friend” - Bruce Lee

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 3 роки тому +84

      If andre was just a little bit more aggressive and had the reflexes players have to avoid damage I don't think anyone would even have a chance against him.

    • @ethanmcmoody6087
      @ethanmcmoody6087 3 роки тому +3

      True

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery 3 роки тому +70

      @@CallMeMimi27 At the same time he already attacks way too fast for how much poise damage he deals. It's like his moveset is designed just to troll evil players.

  • @bobobsen
    @bobobsen 2 роки тому +2349

    The Griggs fight was brutal. After magic failed he desperately tried to fend him off with a sword only for it to BOUNCE OFF of Andre's titanite chest. Andre, unfazed, proceeds to break his skull.

    • @JohnDoe-ligma
      @JohnDoe-ligma Рік тому +177

      Bro that was an execution. Three punches to the head homeboy was SLEEP

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi Рік тому +78

      @@JohnDoe-ligmabro did you not see the way griggs' head flew back with h each punch that guy ain't sleep he dead af😂

    • @JohnDoe-ligma
      @JohnDoe-ligma Рік тому +15

      @staple_boi you right boss lol. Andre got that DAWG in him.

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi Рік тому +11

      @@JohnDoe-ligma mf is terrifying🤣

    • @JhonathanDj1003
      @JhonathanDj1003 Рік тому +18

      andre be like: you'll need a bigger blade boy

  • @mfchimichanga
    @mfchimichanga 3 роки тому +2494

    "Everyone has a spell to cast until they get punched in the face" - Andre

    • @wander1139
      @wander1139 3 роки тому +34

      i love the animation there heads get rocked back like they got stunned from it

    • @jdmathys1
      @jdmathys1 3 роки тому +16

      *spits out my protein shake because fasttwitch muscle fiber is superior
      ...your joke was also ok

    • @ArbonCanal
      @ArbonCanal 3 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT!

    • @CosmicCosmo1
      @CosmicCosmo1 3 роки тому +2

      I see what u did there Tyson

    • @maximilianopenaranda967
      @maximilianopenaranda967 3 роки тому +1

      Illaoi facts

  • @theundertuberita2693
    @theundertuberita2693 3 роки тому +12208

    Now I seriously think the titanite demon pays the rent to Andre for living so near to him without having his other leg chopped off

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 3 роки тому +1544

      Where do you think he gets all the titanite he sells you ?

    • @theundertuberita2693
      @theundertuberita2693 3 роки тому +581

      @@dearcastiel4667 😶I get your point and you're totally right

    • @s8theninjawarrior916
      @s8theninjawarrior916 3 роки тому +617

      @@dearcastiel4667 holy shit... maybe that's the actual implication lol Andre is the monster to that titanite demon, its his pet

    • @farcr8563
      @farcr8563 3 роки тому +430

      The titanite demon pays andre in titanite for protection, that must be it

    • @grey.7828
      @grey.7828 3 роки тому +52

      This needs to be a video if it isn't already

  • @Sku11zDude
    @Sku11zDude 2 роки тому +698

    "Sword are the best!"
    "No! magic is!"
    "No! Pyromancy is"
    Andre: *Hey guys today I just got my 50th awestone!*

    • @mausebas
      @mausebas Рік тому +27

      It really is a shame how fist/unarmed aren't really a build in any of the games outside of caestus memes

    • @Ghost_gc
      @Ghost_gc 10 місяців тому +16

      There was a ring in ds2 that boosted bare fists

    • @седой-х8я
      @седой-х8я 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@mausebasds 2. Vanquisher's Seal.

    • @brenito2092
      @brenito2092 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mausebas its coming

  • @BrotherofAether
    @BrotherofAether 3 роки тому +2812

    "Don't get yourself killed. Neither of us wants to see you go hollow."
    *Kills literally everyone*

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 3 роки тому +44

      Don't worry. They just got sent back tp their firelink shrines

    • @KkkEaeMen
      @KkkEaeMen 3 роки тому +1

      @Centre Sight who

    • @KkkEaeMen
      @KkkEaeMen 3 роки тому +7

      Asked

    • @parusan_
      @parusan_ 3 роки тому +5

      @Centre Sight thats not even the right quote lol.

    • @Nutty151
      @Nutty151 3 роки тому +7

      I feel like Patches could have beat Andre in a rematch as well. He came damn close during his fight.

  • @the_jingo
    @the_jingo 3 роки тому +1210

    NPC: "I cast magic missile"
    Andre: "I cast 2 jab and a kick"

  • @cjhedberg735
    @cjhedberg735 Рік тому +209

    Man, that drop kick is the GOAT attack. Huge damage, very little wind up or space needed, comes at you lighting fast and knocks back, even if they're blocking.
    I so wish they would have added something like "Blacksmith's Gloves" as a weapon that gives you Andre's moveset.

  • @kikaioshin6700
    @kikaioshin6700 3 роки тому +4100

    1:02
    That shockwave did not come from Petrus' miracle, it came from Andre's dropkick

    • @polishambassador9075
      @polishambassador9075 3 роки тому +310

      Andre's dropkick IS the Shockwave Miracle. Those puny spells are just but attempts at it's perfection

    • @goldeneyekiller101
      @goldeneyekiller101 3 роки тому +255

      @@polishambassador9075 Andre was like "Force? ILL SHOW YOU FORCE!"

    • @kylekillgannon
      @kylekillgannon 3 роки тому +71

      That dropkick to Petrus out of the gate fucking knocked the wind out of ME 🤣

    • @CassidyListon
      @CassidyListon 3 роки тому +2

      🤣😂

    • @kaplou9716
      @kaplou9716 3 роки тому +32

      Shit did sound like bomb going off when his boots connected..

  • @spiderchap1857
    @spiderchap1857 3 роки тому +1406

    Andre opened almost every fight with a monster dropkick and honestly, it was always the right choice.

    • @Crackdoza_lol
      @Crackdoza_lol 3 роки тому +67

      Andre does not fuck around, I remember one run I accidentally hit him, immediately got KO’d and restarted

    • @arniepage1662
      @arniepage1662 3 роки тому +49

      @@Crackdoza_lol drop kicked you so hard his feet went through the screen and restarted your game for you

    • @TwilitFeather
      @TwilitFeather 3 роки тому +2

      When playing Bloody Roar as Yugo it's definitely the right answer. Kicks the enemy straight to their crisis health bar.

    • @akisrivera
      @akisrivera 3 роки тому +3

      Andre learned from kiryu I’m not suprised

  • @LovelyNyx7
    @LovelyNyx7 2 роки тому +515

    Love how in the first round with siegmeyer Andre got folded then round 2 he did not stop attacking
    like he remembered the first round like "no way I just lose to a fucking onion"

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman 2 роки тому +51

      Part of that was lucking into getting Siegmeyer slammed against the terrain

    • @CybrosPrime
      @CybrosPrime 8 місяців тому +15

      Especially after calling him "Bumbling Sir Onion" in the Undead Parish.

  • @KiryuChad
    @KiryuChad 3 роки тому +4067

    Is it just me or just seeing petrus trying to use force and getting his shit wrecked by a drop kick from Andre is the most satisfying thing on earth

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 3 роки тому +132

      Every time I see him use I think he feels proud of it, so when his ass gets kicked is god tier satisfaction to see him failed.

    • @Lolidied71
      @Lolidied71 3 роки тому +76

      I fucking cackled when he just dropped kicked him. 😂

    • @allexhoughton
      @allexhoughton 2 роки тому +37

      It just looked like Petrus was trying to cast something else and Andre kick him so hard it made a shockwave, my man Dragonballed that fat cleric.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 2 роки тому +26

      I love how every spellcaster gets straight punched in the face for trying to do silly magics.

    • @kjherrera1289
      @kjherrera1289 2 роки тому +10

      I keep watching it so much, here's the time stamp 1:00 so much satisfaction

  • @FrizzRizzle
    @FrizzRizzle 3 роки тому +1006

    “I don’t wanna fight you Andre”
    “I wouldn’t wanna fight me neither”

  • @tapioca8436
    @tapioca8436 Рік тому +130

    Incredibly funny that a weaponsmith is an expert in unarmed combat.

    • @bigboi7817
      @bigboi7817 6 місяців тому

      Is he taking pity on our weak cqc?

  • @naijachan
    @naijachan 3 роки тому +3616

    I love how hard Andre tried to kick Lautrec out of the shrine.
    Like all of us did.

    • @trezeboi815
      @trezeboi815 3 роки тому +78

      The guy with the golden armor

    • @Crackdoza_lol
      @Crackdoza_lol 3 роки тому +8

      I kicked him off first try😂

    • @ValroggTheInvincible
      @ValroggTheInvincible 3 роки тому +136

      Lautrec was a tragic figure in my run. We saved each other, we fought together against the Gaping Dragon. He was a friend. But his mission put him in opposition to mine, and so regrettably for the good of Firelink I had to put him down, though I took no pleasure in killing a man with whom I had shed blood.

    • @trezeboi815
      @trezeboi815 3 роки тому +22

      Waifu killer

    • @loftwingheropon2743
      @loftwingheropon2743 3 роки тому +30

      Meanwhile I just slaughtered him in his cage because I knew he was Suspicious.

  • @federicobellavista634
    @federicobellavista634 3 роки тому +1521

    Logan: "I am the most powerful sorcerer in Lordran, old man!"
    Andre: "What kind of idiot brings spells to a fistfight?"
    *proceeds to punch him into DS3*

    • @thrin7991
      @thrin7991 3 роки тому +25

      Logan: "Rematch with spell, in biggest arena! - What idiot throws the wizard down in a fight vs fist fighter 3 feet away?

    • @federicobellavista634
      @federicobellavista634 3 роки тому +31

      Let's not forget that there are quite the few options for close ranged fights for a mage.
      Crystal weapon, White Dragon Breath, Homing Crystal Soulmass (and all of these are in Logan's possession)

    • @trielt1
      @trielt1 3 роки тому +1

      @@federicobellavista634 How is White Dragon Breath an option for close ranged combat? It takes ages to cast.

    • @federicobellavista634
      @federicobellavista634 3 роки тому +6

      @@trielt1 Not with the proper rings, which technically, lore wise, he should own.
      But apart from this, White Dragon Breath is for sure not a long range cast, since it has shitty range.
      You could say it can be used in middle range, but the slow travel speed of the cast together with the fact that it has 0 tracking and a pretty small hitbox make it really easy to kite and evade.
      Close range is where it's most viable, assuming you can shorten the cast time.

    • @trielt1
      @trielt1 3 роки тому +1

      @@federicobellavista634 I'm genuinely confused here. Which DS1 rings reduce cast time? I'm aware that DEX can increase casting speed, but I don't remember any rings that do that.
      I personally see WDB as a PVE mid-to-long range spell. It has roughly the reach and damage of a Soul Spear, but 5 times the uses (or over twice the uses for half the slots). But it takes a *long* time to cast.

  • @Miss_Zoey00
    @Miss_Zoey00 6 місяців тому +16

    Laurentius' POV must be hilarious. Imagine thinking "I got him!" after hitting him with a puff of flame only to see his fist come crashing towards you through the fire

  • @Zulmoka
    @Zulmoka 3 роки тому +1435

    Andre, showing us how a true unarmed build should be.

    • @mazenyousry257
      @mazenyousry257 3 роки тому +43

      Boxing and dropkicks

    • @Squidward_000
      @Squidward_000 3 роки тому +11

      the real Rocky this man

    • @austinmoe4865
      @austinmoe4865 3 роки тому +19

      These hands rated E for Everyone

    • @Gbhmagic
      @Gbhmagic 2 роки тому +2

      Nah. The other guys just dont seem to dodge or use anything effectively

    • @cadestockman5731
      @cadestockman5731 2 роки тому +3

      I was always sad dark souls one didn’t have learnable unarmed moves similar to andre’s drop kick. Kinda like how you can learn the ranger takedown from Andy in new vegas for helping him

  • @sephi7ac
    @sephi7ac 3 роки тому +1822

    Andre: "This game rated M for Mature, but these hands rated E for Everyone."

    • @Esidarrae
      @Esidarrae 3 роки тому +14

      Lmfao

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому +8

      Patches: Bloody hell

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 3 роки тому +2

      Isn’t dark souls rated T? If it’s M that’s kinda surprisingly unnecessary

    • @IamAlleycat
      @IamAlleycat 3 роки тому +5

      @@StudioMod Dark souls II is rated T. Dark souls I and Dark souls III are rated M. Don’t know why.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery 3 роки тому +4

      @@IamAlleycat Probably because DS2 has almost no blood (or no blood at all?)

  • @lazyinsight5614
    @lazyinsight5614 2 роки тому +347

    I never aggro'ed Andre, so seeing that dropkick for the first time was mesmerizing.

    • @juncheok8579
      @juncheok8579 10 місяців тому +31

      Same, today I found out some of the chained ogre attacks from sekiro came from andre

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 6 місяців тому +4

      I figured they just animated a Andre model,didn't realize until later it was really him

    • @bp67499
      @bp67499 4 дні тому +1

      I accidentally hit him once in my first play through when I went to Upgrade my weapons....never again

  • @Opofake
    @Opofake 3 роки тому +3468

    It's like these are but an excuse to watch Petrus get owned by anything and everything

    • @Paethgoat
      @Paethgoat 3 роки тому +392

      @BonfireVN can we have a "everyone beats up Petrus" compilation next?

    • @MemeSurreal
      @MemeSurreal 3 роки тому +46

      @@Paethgoat I like the idea!

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 3 роки тому +35

      @@Paethgoat Yeah, I vote for that

    • @JTruong3rd
      @JTruong3rd 3 роки тому +19

      @@Paethgoat yes I like that idea.

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 3 роки тому +61

      Man the fool didn't even damage Andre
      Typical Miracle build

  • @HamHamPangPangEnjoyer
    @HamHamPangPangEnjoyer 3 роки тому +709

    "I saw fourteen million, six hundred and five alternate futures."
    "And how many did the NPCs win?"
    "One."

    • @humblebutt114
      @humblebutt114 3 роки тому +19

      That NPC being Andre

    • @Kashmola
      @Kashmola 2 роки тому +3

      @@humblebutt114 nah its our catarina

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 2 роки тому +464

    At 5:59 Andre legit stopped messing around.
    Dude just straight up became unstoppable 👏

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 Рік тому +74

      he took the one defeat personally

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 Рік тому +32

      Sieg got sabotaged by the wall

    • @qwegol1
      @qwegol1 Рік тому +31

      i personally dislike the refight
      they shoulda just given it to him
      he already beat everyone and people like patches didn’t get a refight even though they could have beaten him.

    • @Brewster907
      @Brewster907 Рік тому +2

      It’s like the last fight between Bane and Batman

    • @user-is9nm4vw8j
      @user-is9nm4vw8j Рік тому +1

      That slip tho

  • @primalforlorn
    @primalforlorn 3 роки тому +443

    Fun fact: Andre is the only npc in the entire franchise who knows how to punch properly , while everyone else does weird haymakers.

    • @PandaKnight368
      @PandaKnight368 3 роки тому +55

      That's why he does some much damage

    • @TheBigR02
      @TheBigR02 3 роки тому +50

      Yeah I was expecting to see some dumbass hooks I'm so accustomed to from DS3, but no, he moves like a boxer aswell with his hopping in place.

    • @leoback5065
      @leoback5065 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah, i'd actually be willing to call Andre's jabs the best move in the entire game.
      They're so efficient.

    • @PandaKnight368
      @PandaKnight368 3 роки тому +23

      @@leoback5065 Yea they waste no movements or energy just quick damaging jabs that pretty deck anyone

    • @TheBigR02
      @TheBigR02 3 роки тому +4

      @@PandaKnight368 definitely, absolutely jaw breakers he's got.

  • @GenEric1305
    @GenEric1305 3 роки тому +628

    “You lot may ’ave weapon n’ spells, but I ‘ave these fuckin’ hands.”
    -Andre

    • @serronserron1320
      @serronserron1320 3 роки тому +4

      yep

    • @KaarisonFord
      @KaarisonFord 3 роки тому +5

      "And feet to dropkick you to death."

    • @cyberdiver7076
      @cyberdiver7076 3 роки тому

      *GUNS*

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 3 роки тому +9

      "You lot may 'ave weapons n' spells, but these muscle aren't just for show." -Andre of Astora, shortly before starting a fight and promptly drop kicking his opponent

    • @daedricjedi2480
      @daedricjedi2480 3 роки тому +1

      I read this in an accent 😂

  • @aal834
    @aal834 5 місяців тому +7

    The fact that patches actually got so close is kinda hilarious

  • @kirbykain9697
    @kirbykain9697 3 роки тому +936

    Patches having such a close fight is a testament to how 'Unbreakable' he is.
    Siegmeyer definitely deserved a 'best 2 out of 3'.

    • @Rosielx
      @Rosielx 3 роки тому +72

      Patches and Andre are supposed to exist in a different plane of existence such that they survive until DS3

    • @FellingDragons
      @FellingDragons 3 роки тому +33

      @@Rosielx In darksouls 1 and 2 there is actually 3 different onion knights Siegmeyer, Sieglinde, & Siegward of Catarina two of them die sadly. However you can make their deaths mean something with your actions by helping them.

    • @Rosielx
      @Rosielx 3 роки тому +31

      @@FellingDragons Siegward is my favorite, he is a beast in combat as he could easily single-handle lord of cinder Yhorm

    • @jonesjones6279
      @jonesjones6279 3 роки тому +5

      @@FellingDragons You mean 1 and 3 right?

    • @logancade342
      @logancade342 3 роки тому +9

      Patches cheated somehow... I just know it...

  • @esist7681
    @esist7681 3 роки тому +407

    Felt like Andre was playing Tekken and everyone else was trapped in the DS universe.

    • @SwogFrog
      @SwogFrog 3 роки тому +15

      Complete with weapon swings dinking into walls and getting hit with a 180% stamina consuming combo

    • @Channel-jh1zw
      @Channel-jh1zw 3 роки тому +10

      Andre vs Heihachi I want to see that fight.

    • @Aerolithe13
      @Aerolithe13 3 роки тому +3

      Andre has got steve's 1,2 punches alongside king's downback 4

    • @xenocross6597
      @xenocross6597 10 місяців тому

      He absolutely was. Even have Siegmeyer the wall combo treatment

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 8 місяців тому +18

    "Prithee, be careful, don't want to see my work squandered."
    *Proceeds to fuck all of your shit up himself*

  • @aiasfree
    @aiasfree 3 роки тому +1392

    Siegmeyer's a beast. Only dude capable of killing Andre, even if he did lose the rematch.

    • @MattTheMan2708
      @MattTheMan2708 3 роки тому +378

      I definitely think Patches could've won if he actually tried after the first few seconds. The dude took off half of Andre's health straight away and his shield was even capable of withstanding his attacks (not sure about the dropkick, though).
      It's a shame his AI went into full-on passive mode after that. If he attacked at 4:17 instead of running straight at Andre like an idiot, he would've taken the win for sure.

    • @HorkPorkler
      @HorkPorkler 3 роки тому +14

      Spoiled, thanks

    • @angelvecchio1335
      @angelvecchio1335 3 роки тому +7

      Andre is a beast fighting with his bare hands.

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 3 роки тому +277

      @@HorkPorkler well, the lesson today is "see the damn video first if you care about spoilers" lol

    • @Macaulyn_97
      @Macaulyn_97 3 роки тому +187

      @@HorkPorkler Wow! There are spoilers about the video in the comments of that video!

  • @ASmartCuttlefish
    @ASmartCuttlefish 3 роки тому +210

    Floats like a butterfly, kicks like mule, swords might hit but the smith will still rule.

  • @milkman2040
    @milkman2040 7 місяців тому +8

    When you realize during development, he was originally associated with Gwyn.

  • @CodyCantSwim
    @CodyCantSwim 3 роки тому +367

    Andre: "catch these-"
    Npc: "hands! Yes yes I already know.",
    Andre: *drop kicks*

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 3 роки тому +14

      " *_CATCH THESE LEGS_* "

    • @EpicFace9
      @EpicFace9 3 роки тому +8

      Andre: ...feet, I was going to say feet

  • @konradgeisheimer543
    @konradgeisheimer543 3 роки тому +777

    I love that you place every npc in a unique way cause it looks really cool

  • @RonanJellyfish
    @RonanJellyfish 10 місяців тому +4

    The crow was like “Hell Nah, I ain’t fighting you”

  • @guythasawesome
    @guythasawesome 3 роки тому +369

    Casters: "I cast homing soul arrow! I cast force!"
    Andre: "I cast *fist* "

    • @LiquidSpider
      @LiquidSpider 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ujSjxpTB0fY/v-deo.html

    • @OtomostheCrazy
      @OtomostheCrazy 3 роки тому

      That one cleric: I cast heal! …Uh…Why didn’t I heal?

    • @LanceKairan
      @LanceKairan 3 роки тому

      @@OtomostheCrazy Eh, more like: "I cast Regenerate! Ah, crap, too slow..."

  • @thedaronxx3171
    @thedaronxx3171 2 роки тому +1184

    WHY AM I DYING FROM LAUGHTER FROM SEEING HIM JUST DROP KICKING EVERYONE

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob Рік тому +21

      Dropkicks are hilarious! Thats 70% of why I love Dying Light 1. You can dropkick zombies for several feet even kick them flying off rooftops! Doing it with a friend is an experience full of hard laughter and fun.

    • @DHM91
      @DHM91 8 місяців тому

      Simple minds

    • @dank2804
      @dank2804 5 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@DHM91Now, now, no need to be condescending...
      Laughing at more things may help with that chip on your shoulder.

  • @Лави-н1б
    @Лави-н1б Місяць тому +2

    Andre: "Those hands are rated E for everyone"

  • @gurbo8734
    @gurbo8734 3 роки тому +422

    I love how not only does Andre tower over everyone, but he also drop kicks them into oblivion.

    • @protip9727
      @protip9727 3 роки тому +8

      he's got them yeet feet

  • @karikora8279
    @karikora8279 3 роки тому +462

    Love how he drop kicked that nerd trying to use force. "Got your *force* right here nerd!"

    • @YeOldeMachina
      @YeOldeMachina 3 роки тому +10

      I dunno why, but I lost my shit when I read this. Hilarious

    • @Quillwell
      @Quillwell 3 роки тому +18

      @@YeOldeMachina
      Petrus: "Force!"
      Andre; "FEET!"

    • @YeOldeMachina
      @YeOldeMachina 3 роки тому +9

      @@Quillwell
      Devs: what should Blacksmith Andre use as a weapon?
      Miyazaki: feEt

    • @bettywhite2694
      @bettywhite2694 3 роки тому

      NEEEEEERD!!!

  • @RIISK04
    @RIISK04 2 роки тому +11

    I love that Petrus dying is the most replayed part.

  • @elhuevo7274
    @elhuevo7274 3 роки тому +391

    Arndre just deletes most of their health with his fists alone.

    • @cflam1
      @cflam1 3 роки тому +9

      and finish them off with the dropkick😍

  • @voodoominerman
    @voodoominerman 3 роки тому +310

    I feel like the fight with the crow is one of those "beat up this random car" stages in fighting games

  • @CosmicCosmo1
    @CosmicCosmo1 3 роки тому +630

    Andre's physics are so strange in this Dark Souls world. Definately seems like he was designed for some wrestling game project that was abandoned and then repurposed here

    • @uberbyte7467
      @uberbyte7467 Рік тому +144

      Andre was meant to serve a much different role in the game before he was turned into the weapon smith,
      If you notice, he's the only character in the game who moves his mouth while talking, that's no oversight. He was meant to be the guy the whole story was centered around, and the one who'd help guide you in the story WAY early in development. However he's role kept shrinking more and more until eventually he was barely the same character. The statues that look like him are another asset that was created and reused in the final game.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ Рік тому +24

      ​@@uberbyte7467Apparently something similar happened to Priscilla, hence she's the only boss with dialogue besides Gwyndolin. In the game's files, she is called "Heroine". Presumably her "Lifehunter" ability was intended to be used as the levelling up mechanic, as she can consume souls, which are lifeforce. Clearly this role was absorbed into the bonfire's functions. It is interesting that they compromised the two ideas for Elden Ring, by having Melina appear at Sites of Grace to upgrade the player.

    • @uberbyte7467
      @uberbyte7467 Рік тому +8

      @@Jupiter__001_ to add to this; according to the game director, the painted world was the first area ever made for dark souls, but they didn't know where to fit it into the world, but wanted to keep it, the phalanx enemy that is from the center of the area is also taken from demon's souls, depsite being redisned, they function very smilairly between games.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ Рік тому +2

      @@uberbyte7467 Cool. I think it worked pretty well, since it (the phalanx) looks like people who have been smeared together due to the degradation of the painting. The crow people also look like they are people who have been smudged and overlapped with a crow over the centuries.

    • @Kagezawa
      @Kagezawa Рік тому +1

      ​@@Jupiter__001_They really took the best of their past games and threw it into the ring. Did you like having a waifu that increases your body level? Take it. Don't you like returning to base every time you level up? Now your waifu travels with you.
      And they also brought back the dual weapon mechanic. I really wanted to have it in Dark Souls 3, I love holding weapons in both hands.
      Also, that soap thing was really funny.
      The only bad thing was the almost identical dungeons and repetitive bosses. And also the water dance of Maleniya. This looks fine for Sekiro, but for Ellen Ring's roll mechanic it's a strange decision(And in order to dodge, you need to feel that she wants to start the animation and escape in time. Or take advantage of the auto-aim vulnerability and run around her

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 3 роки тому +550

    Everyone's talking about how Andre just bullies everyone in this event with his hands, no one even mentions that giant crow NOPE's off like "Yeah, I'm not doing this mang."

    • @flamerollerx01
      @flamerollerx01 3 роки тому +38

      The crow is wise. He who can fight, but chooses not to is wisest.

  • @NeonVoxel
    @NeonVoxel 6 місяців тому +3

    The genuine *fear* that Patches might win lol

  • @TheCreepercrusader
    @TheCreepercrusader 3 роки тому +315

    NPCs: Wait...? What's going on?
    ANDRE: WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOME!!!!!

    • @dimlightbulb10
      @dimlightbulb10 3 роки тому +1

      Cmon, Carl. We should all be beyond thunderdome at this point.

  • @Jonakreuz
    @Jonakreuz 3 роки тому +1217

    5:57 a 12 hit combo, this man is a beast

    • @eeyore84
      @eeyore84 3 роки тому +82

      This mans doin STRANGS

    • @Supurofu
      @Supurofu 2 роки тому +156

      He also performed a frame perfect dodge

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 2 роки тому +69

      Put him in tekken already

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 2 роки тому +8

      He got that frame 4

    • @malfolin
      @malfolin 2 роки тому +4

      13 if we count dropkick

  • @archdiangelo7930
    @archdiangelo7930 2 роки тому +2

    "Don't you dare go hollow... BECAUSE I'VE GOT YOU FOR *THREE MINUTES"*

  • @SwindoMMT
    @SwindoMMT 3 роки тому +619

    Really showing off the power of the Dark Soles right there.

    • @nostromo3523
      @nostromo3523 2 роки тому +8

      this should have more likes

    • @ali12pro.
      @ali12pro. Рік тому +4

      Dark soles ....

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel Рік тому +7

      @@ali12pro. Soles like your feet, it's a pun... yano, cause he keeps drop kicking everyone.

    • @wildman7220
      @wildman7220 Рік тому

      It already has a decent amount of likes.@@nostromo3523

    • @FriteVerte
      @FriteVerte Рік тому +1

      HAHAHAH

  • @Karina-winsmore
    @Karina-winsmore 3 роки тому +68

    There is something incredibly satisfying about Andre interrupting sorcerers by punching them in the face repeadetly.

  • @Taylor-wt9ud
    @Taylor-wt9ud Рік тому +5

    The only man who can stand even with Andre is Siegmyer. This is so fucking fire.

  • @The_Artimaton
    @The_Artimaton 3 роки тому +176

    "Never mess with a man that has been working as a blacksmith for his entire life"
    -Every Dark souls veterans.

  • @jameshall5431
    @jameshall5431 3 роки тому +147

    Watching Andre dodge and counter Griggs magic, to the point where he panicked and just pulled a knife AND still lost was so funny to me.

  • @BarsusDraco
    @BarsusDraco 2 місяці тому +1

    Griggs: "I cast my mirac-"
    Andre: "I cast two straight jabs and a hook to your jaw!"

  • @CleaverCrusader1987
    @CleaverCrusader1987 3 роки тому +151

    I can't get over the fact that Andre can kill a man in plate armor with 3 drop kicks and a left hook

  • @coreansic2.046
    @coreansic2.046 3 роки тому +298

    I like how Andre is the only one of these NPCs that has his own unique animations

    • @darkmoonfox5275
      @darkmoonfox5275 2 роки тому +6

      Chester…

    • @coreansic2.046
      @coreansic2.046 2 роки тому +4

      @@darkmoonfox5275 yes you are correct.. let’s say only main game friendly npc

    • @cozybones4644
      @cozybones4644 2 роки тому +3

      I was so butthurt when he didn’t start dropkicking me in Ds3

  • @Tonba1
    @Tonba1 6 місяців тому +4

    Patches puttin in the work

  • @gwingcommander
    @gwingcommander 3 роки тому +163

    Andre sees your sorcery, your miracles, and weapons -- and he raises you THESE HANDS

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 3 роки тому +3

      "It looks like you subscribed to my ~ *onlyhands* ~"
      -Andre, probably

  • @couchmaster3773
    @couchmaster3773 3 роки тому +522

    My favorite is Andre against Ingward. Dude just walks up to him, tanks through a spell and beats the tar outta him. Granted, that's every fight against spellcasters, but I feel like it really shines in that one.

    • @Tallzom
      @Tallzom 3 роки тому +20

      It’s cuz he fucking edgewalked over instead of a mad dash

    • @apashehab5026
      @apashehab5026 2 роки тому +14

      He really said “shut up nerd”

  • @diosdadolumbi3425
    @diosdadolumbi3425 Рік тому +39

    6:27 bro thinks he’s walter white

  • @tal-tail1960
    @tal-tail1960 3 роки тому +143

    I love how Andre just says "get that shit out of here" and straight up drop kicks anyone casting spells or kicks them in the stomach

  • @ahuatltelicza7874
    @ahuatltelicza7874 2 роки тому +413

    1:43 see that expert footwork and timing along with his intercepting jab and cross? dude is a MMA champ.

    • @er7776
      @er7776 2 роки тому +25

      When is are we gonna dropkicks in mma?
      MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA

  • @Raito73
    @Raito73 3 роки тому +115

    Andre : "I need a rematch ! wall, give me strength !"
    Wall : "okay"
    Siegmeyer : "That's not fair"

    • @h.7862
      @h.7862 3 роки тому +7

      he dodged the attack either way

    • @h.7862
      @h.7862 3 роки тому

      @The ultimate, one and only UA-cam cooking channel dodges in dark souls are not about getting out of the way bro

    • @h.7862
      @h.7862 3 роки тому

      @The ultimate, one and only UA-cam cooking channel bro watch the earloer fights, andres i frames last for a really long time, you can compare the different clips frame by frame and easily tell that he dodged it

  • @abdeljaliil3676
    @abdeljaliil3676 3 роки тому +202

    Being Petrus is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment. We know he obviously can't win but I would wager he wouldn't even be able to bring any NPC to half-health.

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 3 роки тому +12

      His dmg is pathetic so yes. Itd be a miracle for him to kill anything thats not at most a hollow.

    • @spectyyy
      @spectyyy 3 роки тому +18

      @@dexter_yours_truly unfortunately, he doesn't know any good miracles at all.

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 3 роки тому +9

      @@spectyyy nice one. Have a like

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 роки тому

      He would possibly only win against reah, not saying much she doesn't even get a weapon

    • @raulthetorchic7324
      @raulthetorchic7324 3 роки тому

      Any thorulund is embarrasing

  • @Boykisser3291
    @Boykisser3291 2 роки тому +6

    POV you just squandered Andre’s work

  • @deathhawk300
    @deathhawk300 3 роки тому +1388

    Let’s be honest, Logan and Patches could win with good RNG.

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 2 роки тому +199

      Andre still wins even if they have good rng's, andre can counter their rng's with his better rng's...

    • @modtyrant1784
      @modtyrant1784 2 роки тому +135

      @@imjonathan6745 Award for every stupid anime argument starter ever, goes too. lol jk

    • @AutistikWaldo
      @AutistikWaldo 2 роки тому +121

      You're not wrong, I decided to try this myself and patches wins 40% of the time while Logan is a bit more complicated, pre dukes archive he only won 20% of the time while post archives I decided to test more thoroughly since he won the first 10 fights. Out of 65 fights Andre won twice.

    • @RandomRine
      @RandomRine 2 роки тому +27

      @@AutistikWaldo
      I feel Lautrec didn't get a fair fight here too. Maybe out of 10 fights he'd win more or maybe if here were given a larger arena instead

    • @baitornot4697
      @baitornot4697 2 роки тому +4

      Any npc could with good rng

  • @Felix.Fictus
    @Felix.Fictus 3 роки тому +290

    man it becomes really obvious when you see him fight that Andre is NOT a standard NPC like the others. he has a custom moddle and moveset that makes him more like an enemy type than a player character.

    • @johnjones4529
      @johnjones4529 3 роки тому +19

      interestingly enough if you use a enemy randomizer he appears in the spawn pool as an enemy so he is programmed to be an enemy but he is set to a idle pose like the giant smith but becomes an enemy spawn when attacked

    • @coolpenguin5355
      @coolpenguin5355 3 роки тому +10

      I heard that he was originally intended to be another gywn's son or something. Not really sure so don't quote me on that

    • @33link333
      @33link333 3 роки тому +13

      @@coolpenguin5355 In the early stages that was true, but they appear to have changed their minds on it early on in development.
      I think it was from an art book and or interview that the info comes from.

    • @Tallzom
      @Tallzom 3 роки тому +7

      Fucking moddle

    • @memedumpster3684
      @memedumpster3684 3 роки тому +1

      @@Tallzom 😂

  • @Hopeful_Husker
    @Hopeful_Husker Рік тому +3

    Andre walked so Hoarah Loux could run

  • @Takeh07
    @Takeh07 3 роки тому +274

    This dude is doing strings!

    • @Setteri_
      @Setteri_ 3 роки тому +8

      That's how you know when you're trash.

    • @Chef.Sinatra
      @Chef.Sinatra 3 роки тому +3

      @@Setteri_ damn bro who hurt you ???

    • @Setteri_
      @Setteri_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@Chef.Sinatra LTG said that right after the strings line lol

    • @Dojyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @Dojyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 3 роки тому +2

      I can’t read that without hearing him lmao

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 2 роки тому +1

      Carried diamond you are, cause you shine so bright

  • @TP-mb9rn
    @TP-mb9rn 3 роки тому +117

    2:09 Andre learnt the ways of dodging spells like a player, instead of just rolling down some random cliff. This actually scares me.

  • @getsugatenshou1564
    @getsugatenshou1564 6 місяців тому +1

    some npcs needed more spaces to defeat him

  • @orangenoun7148
    @orangenoun7148 3 роки тому +389

    Me this entire video
    “Do the drop kick, do the drop kick…”

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mecceldorf Beowulf! Beowulf!

    • @phaZonJJ27
      @phaZonJJ27 3 роки тому +1

      @@danghostman2814 “275 pounds of FOLDED STEEL and SEX APPEAL”

  • @SerLagsalot
    @SerLagsalot 3 роки тому +87

    I expected Siegmeyer's win. The fact that Crestfallen, Vince, and Nico did as well as they did was a surprise to me

  • @accountpc4311
    @accountpc4311 11 місяців тому

    Fighting andre, a blacksmith, is like making a chef taste his own food

  • @Tork15
    @Tork15 3 роки тому +1107

    You done Siegmeyer dirty, he deserves a rematch! They had a stalemate, so as far as I'm concerned Siegmeyer is the only one he hasn't beaten yet. Onionbros 4 life 🌰

    • @matthewbutler9093
      @matthewbutler9093 3 роки тому +295

      Nah they shouldn’t have even had a rematch, siegmeyer beat him, no one else got second tries. So as far as I’m concerned siegmeyer won.

    • @Yadadameanfool
      @Yadadameanfool 3 роки тому +74

      @@matthewbutler9093 ill say if andre doesnt corner combo him he is fucked

    • @maxhitikos
      @maxhitikos 3 роки тому +23

      Nah, Andre is like Mayweather or Jon Jones, first fight may be close, next time you getting outclassed

    • @flamerollerx01
      @flamerollerx01 3 роки тому +95

      Um, excuse me, but the crow did not lose! It takes true wisdom to avoid a fight.

    • @alienxnick1787
      @alienxnick1787 3 роки тому +26

      U gotta admit Andre at the end there looking kinda like a player controlled character

  • @RedaiRmal
    @RedaiRmal 3 роки тому +39

    I love that the dropkick can trigger that special block animation, usually saved for blocking a very large creatures attack. Lol

  • @Freenure
    @Freenure Місяць тому +1

    Andre: punches the crow twice
    Crow: aight imma head out
    No wonder crows are considered a wise animal

  • @thejuggernautxhunter7665
    @thejuggernautxhunter7665 3 роки тому +51

    Everyone: 'Full armor, weapons and magic'
    Andre : "imma drop you like i dropped your grandmas pantaloons"

  • @goatlover6312
    @goatlover6312 3 роки тому +75

    Andre once between ds1 and ds3 visited a place called Majula where he set up a rock that allowed anyone who proved themselves worthy to learn a fraction of his punching skills. Today it’s knows as the champions covenant.

    • @Helixneek
      @Helixneek 3 роки тому +9

      The extra stats that the enemies get in the covenant is just the preliminary to being his disciple

  • @SueciaMelhorPais
    @SueciaMelhorPais 7 місяців тому +1

    Weakest Mike Tyson enjoyer:

  • @ryanlastname3039
    @ryanlastname3039 2 роки тому +84

    What I've learned: drop kicking someone in the face is clearly the best way to start a fight.

    • @JShe-wy1yg
      @JShe-wy1yg Рік тому +1

      Not in real life.........quickest way to get you shit kicked in 😂😂😂😂
      Unless your Bruce Lee 😮

  • @ladymsoaps
    @ladymsoaps 3 роки тому +179

    Watching petrus get wasted by Andre, best thing ever!!

    • @aplive58
      @aplive58 3 роки тому +5

      Best is still Petrus vs. the giant mushroom.

    • @ladymsoaps
      @ladymsoaps 3 роки тому

      @@aplive58 yes!!!!!!!

  • @danielparigi6462
    @danielparigi6462 Рік тому +4

    Wouldn't be amazing to have all the characters in the main bonfire? It would be comforting.

  • @smoog4542
    @smoog4542 3 роки тому +91

    I never realized how wide Andre is

  • @Mark-mu4pj
    @Mark-mu4pj 3 роки тому +160

    The Crow was like, Na I'm done flying away now lol

    • @R083R7O
      @R083R7O 3 роки тому +8

      He saw the massacre and said fuck this shit I'm out

  • @NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown
    @NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown 2 місяці тому

    The fact that he has his own unique moveset is very interesting. I like that he fights like a boxer but has a sick dropkick, and he's quick for a guy his size.

  • @BigBasilisk623
    @BigBasilisk623 3 роки тому +62

    2:30 5:13 That triple quick combo jab at Nico’s head and Logan’s head was priceless

  • @dillasoul2228
    @dillasoul2228 2 роки тому +83

    The way griggs took those punches was legendary, his spine was broken twice and he dies standing as if his neck was intact

  • @SillySkull
    @SillySkull Рік тому +1

    You have no idea how happy I am seeing Petrus being folded that badly

  • @SplishySploshy
    @SplishySploshy 3 роки тому +63

    Love how Pretrus attempts Force and Andre literally dropkicks right through it. Justice.

  • @henta.i.3838
    @henta.i.3838 3 роки тому +37

    Everybody: "We have weapons!"
    Andre: "I AM THE WEAPON!"

  • @RetroTaylor94
    @RetroTaylor94 6 місяців тому +2

    Priests of Thorolund have NO fucking hands...