Cuchulainn & the Morrigan - Spurning a Goddess - Irish - Extra Mythology

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
  • Watch Extra Mythology ad-free on Nebula! go.nebula.tv/e...
    The goddess Morrigan is a complicated figure in mythology. A goddess of both prosperity and ruin, the Morrigan is a protector first and foremost. But woe be to those who catch her eye as Cuchulainn will quickly find out when he rejects her in her human disguise.
    Support Extra Mythology on Patreon! bit.ly/EHPatreon
    ___________
    Thanks for participating in this week's discussion! We want you to be aware of our community posting guidelines so that we can have high-quality conversations: becausegamesma...
    Contribute community subtitles to Extra Mythology: www.youtube.com...
    Talk to us on Twitter (@ExtraCreditz): bit.ly/ECTweet
    Follow us on Facebook: bit.ly/ECFBPage
    Watch us play games and have fun on bit.ly/ECtwitch
    Listen to our podcast: becausegamesmat...
    Follow us on Instagram: bit.ly/ECisonIn...
    Follow us on Tumblr: bit.ly/EConTumblr
    ___________
    ♪ Music: "Extra Mythology Theme" by Big Giant Circles
    www.biggiantcir...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 969

  • @YamiSouru
    @YamiSouru 4 роки тому +1551

    Morrigan: Bae, come over.
    Cuchulain: Sorry i'm busy soloing an entire army to protect my home.
    Morrigan: So, you have chosen death.

    • @thevine2010
      @thevine2010 4 роки тому +48

      It wouldn't be the first time. LANCER GA SHINDA!

    • @AymenDZA
      @AymenDZA 4 роки тому +16

      Quite literally lol

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +54

      But seriously dude was like in the middle of a battle.If she wanted to get his attention so bad she could have made the invading army GO HOME.Or at the very least gave queen rich bitch a bull better than her husband's in exchange for going away!!! Then she could have gotten her supernatural mac on without interruption. :P

    • @scribejay
      @scribejay 4 роки тому +18

      @@stevengreen9536 She's a war goddess, you don't ignore her in her own house.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +9

      @@scribejay What house!? They were outside. :P

  • @alanepithet2931
    @alanepithet2931 4 роки тому +984

    There's a lot to unpack here. Top down:
    The men of Ulster weren't cursed with sickness, they were cursed 'to suffer labor pains in their hour of need' by the goddess of the city, since the king had forced his wife to run a race while heavily pregnant. Cu Chulainn got a pass because of a loophole (Being a teenager, not yet a man), not because he was the son of a god.
    I'm sad you skipped over the days-long fight he had with his closest friend that he had trained with. It's heartbreaking and intense.
    The meat that he ate wasn't cursed, it was entirely non-magical dog meat. Cu Chulainn had taken a series of vows in exchange for more power and skill; one of those vows was to never eat dog meat. Over the course of several days he was tricked into breaking each of the other vows in turn as well, so that all he had in the final day was his natural capability.
    When he died, none of the men around him could believe he was dead, so one of them finally approached him to check, at which point Cu Chulainn's sword swung down from the ready position he'd held it in, chopping off the man's hand.

    • @danielmiller1178
      @danielmiller1178 4 роки тому +60

      Did the Queen ever get that prize bull?

    • @Foxenco
      @Foxenco 4 роки тому +52

      Cu is the most metal person that has ever lived

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 4 роки тому +47

      @@danielmiller1178 Yes, except iirc it wasn't supposed to be kept near the other bull that her husband owned, the two fought and exploded into a shower of black bile.

    • @TheIrishNationLives
      @TheIrishNationLives 4 роки тому +67

      Great points. I cringe now whenever I see Extra Credits covering Irish history or myth. It's great to see a big channel covering things like this but it looks like they just read and misunderstood half of a Wikipedia article.

    • @ak318
      @ak318 4 роки тому +35

      also it wasnt in many tellings the morigan that gave him the dog meat, as cu chullain did not die in that battle but later as revenge, the tellings i have seen during the battle after he caused her the injuries cu chullain drank some milk and ate a meal provided by an old lady, with eat part he consumed she recovered at which point then he realised he had insulted the morrigan but said he would do it again as he did not regret any action he had taken.
      After the battle where he found Queen Madb in a comprimising position but protected her as she escaped Ulster, she gathered the sons of the men Cu Chullain had killed and it was them who used the rules of hospitality to make him eat dog meat and then later kill him. And yeah when he was hit he tied himself to a rock with his own intestines, as OP said he took the arm of Lugaid who tried to take his head and then no one approached until the raven landed on his shoulder marking he was finally dead.

  • @AKASOB
    @AKASOB 4 роки тому +417

    In some versions of this story cú chulainn was offered breakfast that he knew was dog meat but it’s he would have been cursed for eating dog meat or cursed for turning down hospitality both of which were sacred in Irish tradition, so he was caught in a catch 22

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 4 роки тому +7

      What if you took the dog meat and left saying you'll eat it later then threw it away?

    • @charlietizzardokevlahan3130
      @charlietizzardokevlahan3130 4 роки тому +42

      I don't know why they dropped his two geis of not eating dog meat and not refusing hospitality and instead made it generic cursed meat

    • @shikatsu
      @shikatsu 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, this is the version I know...

    • @PilkScientist
      @PilkScientist 4 роки тому +5

      @@charlietizzardokevlahan3130 shorten for time, I guess? they may not have wanted to tell a whole chunk of the ulster cycle in 8 minutes

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi 4 роки тому

      Thats sum 4 dimensional chess shit

  • @stretopovermind9680
    @stretopovermind9680 4 роки тому +121

    "You don't just swipe left on a beautiful terrifying goddess of war and death."
    Gilgamesh: *you do* .

    • @josephburn1417
      @josephburn1417 4 роки тому +12

      Enkidu:(throw bull ass at Ishtar)yeah you right

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 3 роки тому +1

      Ishtar is a goddess of fertillity and good harvest though?

    • @stretopovermind9680
      @stretopovermind9680 3 роки тому +8

      @@gamechanger8908 Yes, among other things. Those "other things" include war and strife in general.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 3 роки тому +9

      @@stretopovermind9680 Ereshkigal: she took my job!!

  • @jimmynyarlathotep6857
    @jimmynyarlathotep6857 4 роки тому +266

    When Morrigan was human, she fell in love with and fell pregnant by a farmer. Because she was a goddess, and many-skilled, he couldn’t keep quiet about how awesome she was at everything. The king of Ulster tested out the farmers claims by making her run a race against his fastest horse.
    She won, but upon winning, began labour. Lying on the ground, she cursed the men of Ulster that they should be as weak as a woman in labour.
    Cuchullain escaped because he was a boy and not yet a man. His birth name was Setanta, but when he was small he defended himself against the fearsome hound of Colm the blacksmith, killing it with a ball. He vowed to protect Colm’s home until a pup grew to maturity, hence the title of Colm’s Dog (Cu Cullan).
    For more information, listen to The Táin by the Horslips

  • @l.o.b.2433
    @l.o.b.2433 4 роки тому +709

    "He's pretty much irish hercules, Rin!"

    • @thevine2010
      @thevine2010 4 роки тому +70

      throws Irish hercules to actual Hercules. LANCER GA SHINDA!

    • @pshalleck
      @pshalleck 4 роки тому +47

      "BUT, is he Satan?"

    • @stretopovermind9680
      @stretopovermind9680 4 роки тому +21

      "Lancer is dead!"

    • @HockeyJock310589
      @HockeyJock310589 4 роки тому +25

      He actually has much more in common with Achilles than Heracles

    • @GweAnakJakarta
      @GweAnakJakarta 4 роки тому +13

      @@thevine2010 KONO HITO DE NASHI!!

  • @Nazrega
    @Nazrega 4 роки тому +367

    "Realizing his folly, he died with a bitter laugh on his lips." That's the most Ulster thing I've ever heard, and my dad's from Fermanagh.

    • @AndrewGeierMelons
      @AndrewGeierMelons 4 роки тому +7

      Like cutting your hand off and throwing it so you're the first person to touch Ulster. We've got some wild stories, haven't we? 🤣 My family's from Magherafelt

    • @whitelily6658
      @whitelily6658 3 роки тому +2

      @@AndrewGeierMelons *Leinster screaming*

    • @AndrewGeierMelons
      @AndrewGeierMelons 3 роки тому +1

      @@whitelily6658 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shirley241
      @shirley241 3 роки тому

      Yo fermanagh bois

  • @Mono-gb4hh
    @Mono-gb4hh 4 роки тому +525

    I know there was probably no time but did you have to leave out the fact that while tied to that stone he still killed anyone who attacked his body and the fact he tied himself to that stone with his own entrails

    • @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos
      @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos 4 роки тому +53

      "METAL!"

    • @Artur_M.
      @Artur_M. 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah, at least that last bit was sort of implied visually.

    • @dandraantwineLive
      @dandraantwineLive 4 роки тому +5

      What!!!

    • @snababo3914
      @snababo3914 4 роки тому +10

      To add to this, I had always heard the story told that it was more than one army, that while dying he slew another whole army. Warriors were only brave enough to approach when the M
      Morrigan landed on his shoulder to show that he was dead

    • @finnpom7795
      @finnpom7795 4 роки тому +25

      Or that the illness was actually so that the men of ulster would feel labour pains in their hour of need for the morrigan being forced to run a race while pregnant
      Or that Cuchulainn was actually 17 and wasnt counted as a man yet...

  • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
    @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 4 роки тому +689

    Wait this isn't Overly Sarcastic productions

    • @macmongeon1614
      @macmongeon1614 4 роки тому +27

      Walter ist Magni must have taken a wrong turn somewhere

    • @eh9618
      @eh9618 4 роки тому +49

      Time to warp spasm like i've never warp spasmed before

    • @christianfarren1179
      @christianfarren1179 4 роки тому +13

      I know right? I’ve been waiting for them to talk about her for ages.

    • @oedipusrex353
      @oedipusrex353 4 роки тому +6

      @@macmongeon1614 probably at alberquerque

    • @NemeNoms
      @NemeNoms 4 роки тому +9

      @@christianfarren1179 One day.. we will get the mythology collage we've always dreamt of.

  • @MazaAzi
    @MazaAzi 4 роки тому +212

    Morrigan: *Falls in love with a demi god because they are currently single handedly protecting her land by dueling an entire army*
    Also Morrigan: *Kills said demi god because they where too busy single handedly protecting her land by dueling an entire army to date her*

    • @acninee
      @acninee 4 роки тому +23

      Priorities.

    • @Russo-Delenda-Est
      @Russo-Delenda-Est 4 роки тому +33

      That sums up what I took away from this story. That and gods really suck.

    • @heno86
      @heno86 4 роки тому +14

      Women..

    • @issybelsertado5989
      @issybelsertado5989 4 роки тому +4

      @s. Hennessy uhhh deities we would've done all the same thing stop playing

    • @williamknox6648
      @williamknox6648 3 роки тому +1

      @@issybelsertado5989 nah B. You don't interrupt somebody mid-match. Godly vag or not

  • @sovereignnoir9897
    @sovereignnoir9897 4 роки тому +69

    7:01
    "I see you dodged my undodgeable strike"

    • @TitosTheSalty
      @TitosTheSalty 4 роки тому +3

      The whole "reverse cause and effect" thing they mentioned about the spear was the one thing I didn't like about that fight. It made no sense lol other than that it was INSANE.

    • @TheOtherNeutrino
      @TheOtherNeutrino 4 роки тому +2

      7:39 RANSA GA SHINDA!

    • @LightningNinja2
      @LightningNinja2 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheOtherNeutrino Kono hito de nashi!

  • @christianfarren1179
    @christianfarren1179 4 роки тому +163

    Good rule of thumb: never anger a war goddess. Or goddesses in general.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 4 роки тому +18

      Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially if the woman just so happens to be the queen of death

    • @eh9618
      @eh9618 4 роки тому +13

      @@pretzelbomb6105 tell that to paris befo- aaaannd he gave the golden apple to aphrodite.

    • @Jungoguy
      @Jungoguy 4 роки тому +5

      Tell that to Kratos.

    • @pescifromthehitmanteam3711
      @pescifromthehitmanteam3711 4 роки тому +7

      Don’t anger anything supernatural.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 4 роки тому +9

      The morrigan is essentially jus a psycho nice-girl with magic powers

  • @viccyyboii3308
    @viccyyboii3308 4 роки тому +109

    Imagine trying to kill somebody just because you got rejected

    • @darkraven5106
      @darkraven5106 4 роки тому +19

      I’d laugh at it but considering the human race, that wouldn’t be suprising.

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 4 роки тому +24

      The gods are a sketchy lot.

    • @cybrandir
      @cybrandir 4 роки тому +9

      This basically happens in every story, same as selling your children for wealth

    • @Charon85Onozuka
      @Charon85Onozuka 4 роки тому +21

      Deities in general tend to be REALLY bad at handling rejection.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 4 роки тому +7

      This is why Christianity became more popular than paganism.

  • @MundaneAxiom
    @MundaneAxiom 4 роки тому +159

    Not gonna lie, this feels like an oddly incomplete telling of this story. No mention of the payoff of the Morrigan's injuries, omission of the significance of dog meat, no mention of the duel with Ferdiad and several other aspects.
    Maybe I'm just too familiar with this story, but still, bit dissapointed nonetheless.

    • @Tecrogue
      @Tecrogue 4 роки тому +19

      Agreed. It took two separate events and tied them together as well. There could have been an entire series on Cú Chulainn, but instead they squashed two related portions of his myth together.

    • @PheOfTheFae
      @PheOfTheFae 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah this was an oversimplified mashup. Kinda like that advert from Guiness that had him as an adult, holding his caman, facing the brown bull of Cooley ...which was a mashup of how he got his name, only that was against a hound, and the Tain. Which makes it wrong, but not the most wrong CuChulainn story I've ever heard. I've got one in a book somewhere that mashes up stories about him, Lugh, some Greek stuff, and I don't remember what else but says it's all him. It's pretty insane. XD

    • @travisarcher23
      @travisarcher23 4 роки тому +14

      The full story would have to be a five episode series. I wouldn't complain about that though.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 4 роки тому +10

      If you want a more detailed telling go see Overly Sarcastic Productions

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 роки тому +1

      Any man link us it be a i only vaguely remember this from primary school

  • @papayadoodlez9994
    @papayadoodlez9994 4 роки тому +227

    Morrigan looks like if my goth phase was a person

  • @Aderon
    @Aderon 4 роки тому +88

    You really talked about Cú Chulainn without even a single mention of his Ríastrad? Not even a mention about why he's the dog of Chulainn?

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 4 роки тому +4

      Limitations of episode length, I suppose. If you try to put everything in that people want, you end up with an episode several hours long, using the same budget. I hope you enjoy stick figures for graphics and whistling and humming for music.

    • @Aderon
      @Aderon 4 роки тому +7

      @@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 To be fair, the epic of Cú Chulainn isn't that long, they could easily have done his entire story justice with only three parts. One part to explain his name and origin, a second about how he came to be a fighter, and have this video be the third part. It's only once you focus on the parts of his epic outside of his perspective that things get convoluted.

    • @ominusomega7803
      @ominusomega7803 4 роки тому +6

      @@Aderon how about the part where he got a son (Conla) and killed him without knowing about the fact it was his son? And I completely agree with your three part idea.

    • @NurseGundam
      @NurseGundam 4 роки тому +4

      @@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 To be fair, OSP covered a lot more of Cú Chulainn in a shorter period of time

    • @faolanj66
      @faolanj66 4 роки тому +2

      this channel also said Ostara was totally areal Goddess. so.

  • @adrianng8367
    @adrianng8367 4 роки тому +99

    Scrolling down for them Fate/Stay Night references.

  • @emmetpbyrne
    @emmetpbyrne 4 роки тому +42

    Usually I love how accurate these video are and the effort that goes into them but this episode got so much wrong, mispronounced the name of Cuchulain and even left out how in death he tied himself upright and proceeded to continue to slay the men of Connaught until finally he bled to death. Though he did die laughing at his cruel twist of fate at the hands of the Morrigan. I understand there are different versions of this story but this is something that almost every Irish person learns in primary school. Also the king's bull was white, which is important as it slays/ is slain by the brown bull of Cooley.

  • @Unbottled.Water23
    @Unbottled.Water23 4 роки тому +141

    He did not die like that he died killing more men but when he died the Morgan did land on his shoulder but before the queen could take his head he took her hand off

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 4 роки тому +2

      Wait didnt he die Fighting a Sword Throwing Asshole or Did he die After a Priest told him to Kill Himself.........or is it because some ottoman Assasin ate his ate.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +2

      @@lettuceman9439 Ottoman assassin ate his what!?

    • @ak318
      @ak318 4 роки тому +1

      Actually it is Lugaid's hand he takes way after the cattle raid happened. Cause that battle ends with Cu Chullain protecting Medb as she retreats after he found her peeing and forced her to surrender.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 роки тому +1

      of course the queen was the bad guy, this was hundreds of years ago, afterall. none of the historians back then would make a queen the hero of their retelling of history. it just wouldn't be profitable, but instead would be scandalous and bring overwhelming criticism his way

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 4 роки тому

      Someone got their hands chopped off
      Not morigan

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube 4 роки тому +19

    I think the "cursed meat" was dog meat, which Cuchulainn was under geass (magical contract) on to consume.

  • @Googledeservestodie
    @Googledeservestodie 4 роки тому +91

    The Virgin Hercules
    THE CHAD CUCHULAINN

    • @acninee
      @acninee 4 роки тому +1

      Nah, he was married.

    • @PheOfTheFae
      @PheOfTheFae 4 роки тому +2

      Most Pagans who know the stories well agree that he was gay, and got Alexander the Great treatment in the great Christian "our warrior heroes can't be GAY" tradition.

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 роки тому +3

      @@PheOfTheFae He was probably bi though as he was also married.

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 роки тому +1

      @@acninee And had a lot of extramarital affairs.

    • @geilleadh4852
      @geilleadh4852 3 роки тому

      @@PheOfTheFae who Cu Chulainn?

  • @byzantineboi8345
    @byzantineboi8345 4 роки тому +20

    Isn’t it in some versions the army of ulster was forced by a goddess to suffer laybor pains in the hour need as revenge against the king who made her run a foot race against horses while pregnant with twins

    • @AndrewGeierMelons
      @AndrewGeierMelons 4 роки тому +2

      Correct, ish, yes. I think EC took some creativity liberties with the story because that fell outside the realm of relevance to Cú Chúlainn himself

  • @tfp2164
    @tfp2164 4 роки тому +22

    Another version of the story is that she sent messengers and the owner of the bull agreed but the messengers got drunk at a feast with the owner and said that if he had not agreed they would have used military force and the bull owner insulted refused to sell the bull

  • @snababo3914
    @snababo3914 4 роки тому +8

    So the cunning of the Morrigan is a little overlooked in here. The meat that was given to Cú Chulainn was not poisoned, it was dog meat. You see Irish deities often have a Geas, a Gaes is a kind of double edged sword, living by it gives you strength but breaking it can kill you. Cú Chulainn had two that the Morrigan abused here. He could not eat dog meat and he could not reject food offered by a woman. No matter what he did he was done for.
    As a side note pronunciation is normally closer to "coo" (the bird noise) and "cullin" like culling without the g. Though it does sound like you had trouble with this from the couple of audio snippets that I believe were the same.
    Fun episode all round, been wondering when you would get into Celtic mythos.

  • @benm8214
    @benm8214 4 роки тому +60

    Just to let you know, Cuchulainn is pronounced Coo-Cull-In. * flies away in irish *

    • @acninee
      @acninee 4 роки тому +1

      Benny, the Irish Polyglot, is that you?

    • @AndrewGeierMelons
      @AndrewGeierMelons 4 роки тому +3

      Cú Chúlainn is close enough to his pronunciation. He is American, after all, and they're not known for their international pronunciations

    • @scribejay
      @scribejay 4 роки тому

      ​@@AndrewGeierMelons I think I heard Matt's actually Polish.

    • @odolwa099
      @odolwa099 4 роки тому +4

      I've also heard it pronounced Coo-Hull-in!

    • @samprastherabbit
      @samprastherabbit 4 роки тому

      Maith an fear.

  • @MaxHDAvenger
    @MaxHDAvenger 4 роки тому +73

    The same Queen Medb? Acourse have to deal with her army and some of us who played FGO know her.

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, but also no. Because FGO is usually about as far from canon to the myths as you get. Don't take it to heart, is what I'm saying.

    • @StellanQuin
      @StellanQuin 4 роки тому +4

      *laughs in already knowing who the person is bc Fate*

    • @JSNDragon
      @JSNDragon 4 роки тому +9

      Lancer ga shinda!

    • @oliversynowiec3350
      @oliversynowiec3350 4 роки тому

      Like always he die while mortaly wounding himself

    • @MaxHDAvenger
      @MaxHDAvenger 4 роки тому +1

      @@oliversynowiec3350 Not in FGO he's hard to be killed easily unless your facing Ibaraki Doji or Abigail (both can remove his battle continuation guts)

  • @abcdef27669
    @abcdef27669 4 роки тому +27

    Cuchulainn: "You... Shall... Not... Pass!"

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 роки тому +1

      "I am a Ranger, We Walk In The Dark Places No Others Will Enter, We Stand On The Bridge And No One May Pass, We Live For The One, *WE DIE FOR THE ONE!"*

  • @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
    @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 4 роки тому +14

    Male god falls in love with you: Consent is not really an option. (Look at you, Zeus.)
    Female god falls in love with you: You are allowed to say no, but you will have horrible vengeance inflincted upon you.
    Pick your poison.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 3 роки тому

      Wise and Cunning Odysseus survived 2 goddesses for the sake of being fateful

  • @Lemus_Delgado
    @Lemus_Delgado 4 роки тому +85

    He’s basically Irish Hercules.

    • @jordanrejon5091
      @jordanrejon5091 4 роки тому +7

      Hahaha fuckin spot on I was thinking that the whole video

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 4 роки тому +13

      With a side order of Achilles.

    • @Raiga0310
      @Raiga0310 4 роки тому +8

      But You're Actually Satan

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 4 роки тому

      @@Raiga0310 who Is?

    • @Lemus_Delgado
      @Lemus_Delgado 4 роки тому

      Mike Oxsmal he’s quoting a parody show, it was a response to the person who said what I was quoting above.

  • @yifeiwang3953
    @yifeiwang3953 4 роки тому +33

    *Insert Fate references here*:

  • @happygoluckyscamp
    @happygoluckyscamp 4 роки тому +9

    You took two parts of the Ulster Cycle and smashed them together.

  • @Pjvenom1985
    @Pjvenom1985 4 роки тому +7

    Interesting interpretation guys, well done! The tale of Cu Chulainn battling his foster-brother an close lifelong friend Ferdia during this saga never fails to break my ole heart. Could of done a video dedicated just to that sad clash.☘

  • @Tecrogue
    @Tecrogue 4 роки тому +10

    Huh, this is the first time I’ve see the Cattle Raid of Cooley crossed with his death. Usually that is told as one of his first triumphs not his downfall.

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 роки тому

      Even in the versions where he died in the Cattle Raid that wasn't the way he kicked the bucket. In those versions he died fighting his battle brother ( and possible lover) Ferdiad(?).

  • @bobbluered8984
    @bobbluered8984 4 роки тому +7

    The emphasis in CuChulainn is on the “Chu” part, because it means “The Hound of Chulainn”, another of the men of Ulster whose guard dog CuChulainn had killed.

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever 4 роки тому +8

    If only that guy hadn't been so attached to his cow, this could all have been avoided.

    • @thuranz2773
      @thuranz2773 4 роки тому

      If something like this happended in reality the ruler of Ulster would probably have just made him sell the bloody cow.

    • @charlesforsyth8655
      @charlesforsyth8655 4 роки тому +1

      Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow?

  • @StupidArtOnlineGaming
    @StupidArtOnlineGaming 4 роки тому +2

    It has been a year or since I've last looked at this channel. The art and presentation has developed considerably!

  • @robrechtcordemans3763
    @robrechtcordemans3763 4 роки тому +3

    Don't forget the version of the story where he used a spear that he threw with his foot.

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 4 роки тому

      There's also the ones where the Gae Bolg turns targets into human pincushions too. I think it was supposedly fashioned from whalebone or something.

  • @Verastoc13
    @Verastoc13 3 роки тому +2

    There's a lot wrong in this retelling, unfortunately. It's worth mentioning that the Mórrígan 'seducing' Cú Chullain was likely a revision thrown in when the person recording the story wasn't familiar with the Táin Bó Regamna, one of the pre-tales to the Táin Bó Cúailnge, and so inserted this to explain why she came after him in the forms she did. Also, It was Macha as a fairy-woman who cursed the Ulstermen with labor pains. She is generally considered one of the Mórrígna, but is also a separate goddess. He got out of it cause he was only 17 and not considered a man yet. The meat wasn't cursed, it was dog meat, he had oaths to not eat his namesake (dog) or refuse hospitality. The Mórrígan isn't associated with Morgan le Fay except in modern accounts.
    There are a lot better retellings out there, or you can read it yourself and get all the pieces that are missing.

  • @milocarteret8770
    @milocarteret8770 4 роки тому +3

    Were these the same Ulstermen that were said to be cursed with labor pains?
    Edit: that is, their "illness" was that the men periodically experienced labor pains as their curse.

  • @thisisanalt
    @thisisanalt 4 роки тому +2

    The Ulstermen sickness didnt come from disrespectingthe Morrigan, it came from the King od Ulster forcing his wife, the goddess Macha in human guise, to outrun all the horses in a race because he was being goaded by his noblemen since he often boasted she could outrun any horse (which she normally could, goddess of horses and whatnot) but she was heavily pregnant this time, she was understandably miffed, ran anyway, won, gave birth on the track to twins or something, died, and placed a curse on Ulstermen. Which required Cuchalain's later intervention in the war with Connaught to save the province because he wasnt born in Ulster and thus spared the curse. Also he was the son of Lugh thrice conceived or something and a totally chad for disregarding thots that try to control him.

  • @thomasbosworth8013
    @thomasbosworth8013 4 роки тому +11

    The "illness" the Ulster were suffering from is actually a lot more interesting and funny than is described here. They were suffering from labor pains. Not only that, it was something that happened yearly to all Ulter men after they repeatedly disrespected a completely different godess called Macha years prior. It also only lasted 5 days each year, not 9 like what was said.
    So... basically nothing like what was described here.

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 роки тому +1

      Macha, Babd and Nemain are the three Morrigna(?) . The Morrigan was a triple goddess.

  • @Prich319
    @Prich319 4 роки тому +2

    Specifically, the meat he was offered was that of a dog, it was a violation of his geass, which stated he could not eat the flesh of dogs, or refuse food offered to him by a woman. Either way, he was screwed. From what I know of Irish mythology, one does not simply break their geass and live.

  • @kasinokaiser1319
    @kasinokaiser1319 4 роки тому +9

    Oh no what have you done! You have brought them here!

  • @alexbrown1930
    @alexbrown1930 4 роки тому +2

    The issue with the meat was Cu Chulainn was that it was dog meat. He had a two fold geas that he could not refuse hospitality, and that he could not eat dog meat.

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig 4 роки тому +11

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Coo Culan, with a space between the words, since Cu Chullain means Chullain's Guard

  • @manbanana3031
    @manbanana3031 4 роки тому +2

    The reason Cu Chulainn wasn't affected was that he was 17, and the men of Ulster were affected because the queen had cursed them that any person in the army above the age of 18 was affected.

    • @jakarnilson
      @jakarnilson 4 роки тому

      And they missed the opportunity right at the beginning of the battle of the ford, where the men of Connatch dismiss him for being a boy who still couldn't shave, so the Hound of Ulster plucked some dry grass and held it over his chin, mocking them.

  • @CaptainHoers
    @CaptainHoers 4 роки тому +18

    I clicked on this video entirely to see how they'd butcher the names
    source: i passed that standing stone on the way to school for like 15 years

  • @MeluhKnight
    @MeluhKnight 4 роки тому +3

    You forgot the best part where Cu chulainn held his sword up as he died so when the opposing forces went to collect his head his sword swung down and killed the first man to try and they all backed off after that

    • @scribejay
      @scribejay 4 роки тому

      As I've heard it they tried two more times and those two guys somehow got killed.

  • @tryingstuffout
    @tryingstuffout 4 роки тому +5

    Far as I know Cu chulainn didnt die at the tain bo cuailnge, the whole thing is half right, bases from the stories I've heard his dad one of the tuatha de danan comes from the other world and puts him into a healing slumber. The other boys from the crann Rua took over from where cu chulainn left off, cu chulainn woke to find they all died. The curse only applied to men old enough to have hair on their chins because macha was furious that grown men couldn't stand up for a pregnant woman. The point was so they would loose their strength when they needed it most.
    Still bleak but that's Irish folklore for ya

  • @MWhaleK
    @MWhaleK 4 роки тому +2

    Another reason Cuchulin was unaffected because he couldn't grow a beard and so counted as a beardless boy (he was still pretty young) rather than a man or a warrior.
    The meat he was given was dog meat, which broke a geas that had been set upon him because was Cu Chulin the hound of Chulin and Ulster.

  • @theMosen
    @theMosen 4 роки тому +27

    It's pronounced Coo-CHULL-inn, stress on the second syllable.

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 4 роки тому +1

      Is it not "Ku-HUE-lin"?

    • @whitelily6658
      @whitelily6658 3 роки тому

      @@TlalocTemporal I????? No??? How????

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 3 роки тому

      @@whitelily6658 -- In the same way "loch" is pronounced "lock" or "logh" depending on the person, "Cuchulainn" can be "coo-chull-in" or "cu-hull-in" depending on the person.

    • @whitelily6658
      @whitelily6658 3 роки тому

      @@TlalocTemporal but how Ku-Hue-in????????? I’ve been everywhere across the country and have not heard that???

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 4 роки тому +8

    Heck yeah, Gaelic mythos are awesome!

  • @WowUrFcknHxC
    @WowUrFcknHxC 4 роки тому +31

    Why does the mispronunciation of Cú Chullainn still annoy me so badly?

    • @PheOfTheFae
      @PheOfTheFae 4 роки тому +1

      Also the g is silent in Laeg. Was driving me batty too. XD

    • @DaveOBrien
      @DaveOBrien 4 роки тому +1

      It's like hearing Conchubar pronounced Con-Kew--Bar.

    • @augustus4832
      @augustus4832 4 роки тому +2

      Same thing with the Three Kingdoms videos. They don't even try.

    • @87Irish66
      @87Irish66 4 роки тому

      Pronounced like my name: ‘Coo Cullen’

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 4 роки тому

      @@87Irish66 no, KU-hullen. Voiceless Velar fricative.

  • @alexandercolefield9523
    @alexandercolefield9523 4 роки тому +2

    so... did the Queen get her cow?

  • @sushanalone
    @sushanalone 4 роки тому +5

    'A Witch of the Wilds, such idle fancies'

    • @trethestar
      @trethestar 4 роки тому

      Finally a dragon age reference

  • @NephilimHunter1959
    @NephilimHunter1959 4 роки тому +2

    You missed out alot of details in this video, like how he got his name, how he became so strong, his weapon, his weird ability to turn into a monster, the king forcing his wife to run a race against a horse while pregnant and all the men getting cursed with labour pains in there hour of need forcing the children to fight. His battle with his best friend who he trained with, Him cutting a mans hand off even in death.

  • @Toothicus
    @Toothicus 4 роки тому +6

    When I was young, this was told as two separate stories, the bull of cooley, in which Cuchulainn would fight days and days in single combat against an old friend (and perhaps lover) and the death of cuchulainn at the hands of the morrigan.

  • @miguelhernandez1045
    @miguelhernandez1045 4 роки тому +1

    Don't think we forgot about your promise to do a video on the Morrigan's prophecy about the end of the world (at the end of the Celtic mythology saga about the children of the Danu)
    Please, please do that one

  • @mjbull5156
    @mjbull5156 4 роки тому +2

    "Leonidas was such a wimp for needing 299 backups!"

  • @TheDarthbinky
    @TheDarthbinky 4 роки тому +2

    It's been a while but wasn't Cuchulainn usually armed with a magic barbed spear, not a sword? I dimly remember something about him throwing it by basically kicking it at his target.

  • @engleberteverything421
    @engleberteverything421 4 роки тому +7

    Oh god the pronunciation of the names, and I thought his Glasgow was bad...

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 4 роки тому +1

      Tbf, even the Irish can barely understand Gealge spelling and pronunciation rules.

    • @AndrewGeierMelons
      @AndrewGeierMelons 4 роки тому

      @@prestonjones1653 - it's the source of many of our debates in Irish language groups. Too many regional dialects across Ireland. There's generally four dialects across Ireland...
      Then you've got the plastic Paddies in the States who think they speak Irish and try to tell you that "póg mo thoin" means "I love you" because they heard it from someone else who thought it's a funny prank. It isn't. I mean, it is, but it isn't.

  • @aroma13
    @aroma13 4 роки тому +2

    Fun fact : another story tells that the man of ulster could not fight because they had labor pains, but cu chulainn was 17 and so not a man yet.
    Fun fact 2 : the man ulster had labor because their queen was made to out ran horses while pregnant

  • @miryamweisberg5053
    @miryamweisberg5053 4 роки тому +35

    “Coo-ca-lin”. Yikes on bikes.

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 4 роки тому +6

      Different areas say things differently, it's literally impossible to pronounce the name of a Celtic myth correctly because there are at least 3 different names for the same person just a bit different

    • @Tailikku1
      @Tailikku1 4 роки тому +5

      The correct pronunciation is the Ulster dialect: "Keh-Hoo-linn"

    • @sean668
      @sean668 4 роки тому

      @@Tailikku1 I've heard "keh-Cullen" from Irish people before.

    • @jackmcquade6693
      @jackmcquade6693 4 роки тому +1

      Coo cull inn

    • @NMahon
      @NMahon 4 роки тому +2

      Coo-khull-an

  • @imjustdandy9799
    @imjustdandy9799 4 роки тому +2

    Me: what a nice summary of this myth!
    Gaelic me: Is anyone capable of saying cù chulainn correctly? Anyone??

    • @Sevenseasick
      @Sevenseasick 4 роки тому

      He got closer than some butcherings I've heard. It's more he's putting the stress on the wrong syllable than a mispronunciation. Also sorry to nitpick but the fada goes the other way in Irish. Cú Chulainn

  • @basvriese1934
    @basvriese1934 4 роки тому +12

    I really love how supposed gods always come up with incredibly convoluted plans that often don't work

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 4 роки тому +2

      That's the thing with any form of storytelling. If the characters did logical, reasonable things then the story would be over quickly and wouldn't be very entertaining.

  • @scribejay
    @scribejay 4 роки тому +1

    The way I heard it is that he tied himself up standing against that rock with his entrails to make Medb's army think he was still alive only for the Morrigan to render it moot by landing on his shoulder as a crow and pecking at his corpse signalling his death. Then, when the first of Medb's soldiers went to claim his head, his sword arm that had held up in his death, fell and chopped the soldier's head off.
    Now do Queen Medb next. Tell about how she used she used bed as a tool for power yet was viscous toward any man who disrespected her and how she was ultimately killed by a piece of cheese.

  • @morganjackson5854
    @morganjackson5854 4 роки тому +4

    Good telling... I heard it a bit different having lived in Ireland my whole life... Would love to tell you it the way I have heard it....
    But that is a story for another time

  • @ladylunaginaofgames40
    @ladylunaginaofgames40 4 роки тому +1

    If your gonna contribute the story of the Goddess, you gotta talk about the history of the hero she brought down cause he's way more interesting. Additionally, this whole war over a bull transcend lifetimes: The bulls were, in a previous life, bickering neighbors from the other land. They became bulls when, during their shapeshifting duels, one gets swallowed by a cow and thus reborn as a Bull. Both men became bulls with the prophecy that they will duel one more time, with the bull of Cu's land beating the bull of the Queen's land across the land as he avenges his calf (which the King's Cow slaying the child). When they got the cow, all that have been prophecized happened, and an epic Bull duel took place before the loser died, and the winner died of exhaustion. Celtic Mythology: When you have a wacky story of why there was a pointless war over a cow just to make your OC's death look epic

  • @StupidArtOnlineGaming
    @StupidArtOnlineGaming 4 роки тому +13

    2:21 Toxicity debuff : 9-Day Illness.

    • @PilkScientist
      @PilkScientist 4 роки тому

      oh but in the original it was so much better though... Curse: 9 days of *labor pains*. The king of Ulster forced a goddess to run a race against horses. While she was pregnant. She did not like this.

  • @RemWantsAmbrosia
    @RemWantsAmbrosia 4 роки тому +2

    I might not know this particular myth very well but doesn't he used Gáe Bulg during this myth and kill his best friend / foster brother who was on the opposing army in this myth? Doesn't he also use his ríastrad and turn into like a murder hulk machine. He is severly injured and the god Lug forces him to rest and while he does the local boy-troop of Emain Macha hold the bridge for him and they all die. He finds their bodies when he awakes and uses ríastrad and killed so many people in this rage he builds a wall out of their bodies.
    Like I know myths can be varied but those seem like some pretty key details to leave out. It'd be like talking about Hercules without mentioning his strength...

  • @Brian-tn4cd
    @Brian-tn4cd 4 роки тому +3

    While I may not know Cú Chullain's tale very well I know enough that A. You're pronouncing his name wrong and don't give the name's origin which is fairly important and B. That you missed out on fairly important details and you probably could've started with Setanta's (I'm using the og name on purpose) other accomplishments to give non Irish people more context for him.

  • @geilleadh4852
    @geilleadh4852 3 роки тому +1

    The story was changed a bit, Maeb didn't ask to buy the bull, she sent a messanger asking to borrow it, the Ulster men accepted, but the messenger she sent got drunk and stated that if they had refused Connaught would have taken the bull by force, the Ulster men perceived this as an insult and refused to send the bull. Hence the war.

  • @lkzhang820
    @lkzhang820 4 роки тому +6

    I can predict that the FGO players will come here.

  • @MRDLT00
    @MRDLT00 4 роки тому +2

    2:25 "Illness"?!?!
    She made them experience childbirth pains! XD

  • @jackhelm9852
    @jackhelm9852 4 роки тому +2

    Morrigan was not in the Witcher to my knowledge, she was in Dragon Age though.

  • @correnwei9470
    @correnwei9470 4 роки тому +2

    So you've kind of left out the most badass parts of Cuchulainn's death. He didn't just tie himself to a rock with some rope but rather with his own fucking entrails. Also none of the enemy soldiers dared to approach him because they didn't think he was dead until they saw the Raven land on his shoulders. (Also I think he fell over his spear killing the dude who was checking up on him so not even dying could stop this guy^^)

  • @rickarddonovan5913
    @rickarddonovan5913 4 роки тому +9

    Dear god the pronunciations. You're butchering my language. But in all seriousness it'd be pretty cool if you did the wooing of Grainne. It's one of the best story's in our culture

    • @samprastherabbit
      @samprastherabbit 4 роки тому

      Oh, man, that'll just give me national school flashbacks lol I'm aghast we haven't seen our man Fionn MacCool yet!

  • @pirateking56128
    @pirateking56128 4 роки тому +1

    Yo y'all neglected to mention how the army was so spooked by cuchulainn after all the fighting he did that, even after he died standing up, they still waited to make sure. And when someone finally got the balls enough to try and attack his corpse, cuchulainn's arm gave way with sword still in hand, and killed the guy. That's right this fucking dog is such a champ he kills people even when he's dead.

  • @shivenrege6780
    @shivenrege6780 4 роки тому +13

    My God he has a kill streak OVER 9000

  • @benogurok5175
    @benogurok5175 4 роки тому +1

    If I am not mistaken, Cuchulainn" originated from "Culainn"s hound". In his youth the hero used to work as smithy's guard and strangled the owner's (Culainn's) dog after which he proposed to replace it.

    • @faolanj66
      @faolanj66 4 роки тому

      It wasn't that he worked as a guard--essentially the King who was his guardian was invited to a feast and Cú came late, encountering the guard dog of the host, Culain the smith, and killed the dog. *Then* he offered to replace the hound until a new dog was raised.

  • @drallagon
    @drallagon 4 роки тому +14

    I read Morrigan and thought on my waifu from Dragon Age: Origins haha turns out she was probably inspired by this myth, being a shapeshifter and all.

    • @sushanalone
      @sushanalone 4 роки тому +3

      Total;y, and very well put in the game.

    • @scribejay
      @scribejay 4 роки тому +2

      You'd think so but David Gaider has said specifically otherwise. According to him she's named after a character someone was running in a tabletop game he was in.

    • @drallagon
      @drallagon 4 роки тому

      @@scribejay Maybe it could even be that whoever played the character wanted this reference, but then Gaider didn't know about that lol

  • @brianhoelzle8111
    @brianhoelzle8111 4 роки тому +1

    As an irish man myself from what what I can remeber of the story the old women offered Cu Chulian dog meat and as part of some promises he made for his powers he couldnt refuse hospitality and he couldnt eat dog meat. So in the last part of his battle he had lost a lot of his powers. But he still continued to fight even when he strapped himself to the rock dying where he mannaged to killed a few more soilders and the rest stayed back until the crow landed on him and the knew Morrigan had killed him.

    • @brianhoelzle8111
      @brianhoelzle8111 4 роки тому

      Also Queen Maeve was a terrifying figure who married many kings and then murdered them when she got bored of them.

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 4 роки тому +6

    "He's basically Irish Hercules."

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 4 роки тому

      @ทักษะ รอดภัย no

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 4 роки тому

      @ทักษะ รอดภัย Please, it's THE Satan, THE is the important part here.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 4 роки тому

      @@Blazo_Djurovic wasn't it ACTUALLY satan?

  • @matthewhearn9910
    @matthewhearn9910 4 роки тому +1

    There's also the point during this battle where he threw a spear through a combatant, but the combatant survived and was still able to walk around with the spear sticking clean through him. They agreed Cuchulainn had won the fight but he asked to go back to camp to show the other soldiers what had happened, because come on, that's just awesome. Cuchulainn agreed, yes, that was awesome, go show your friends, just come back tomorrow to die. The dude came back the next day trying to pull off a turn-around but of course Cuchulainn killed him properly this time.

  • @Jian13
    @Jian13 4 роки тому +3

    Wasn't the meat just dog which violated the geas he had that gave him his strength?

  • @AkDragoon
    @AkDragoon 4 роки тому +2

    "If you see a dark black raven fly overhead..."
    Son. I live in Fairbanks, ALASKA. That's like. 10 times a day...

  • @nathanbu543
    @nathanbu543 4 роки тому +3

    what version of the story did you source this episode from if I may ask?

  • @BossBattle21
    @BossBattle21 4 роки тому

    I've been waiting for a Cuchulainn episode. Thanks guys.

  • @niklass.8699
    @niklass.8699 4 роки тому +19

    While i'm watching fate/stay night 😂

  • @generalkohn
    @generalkohn 4 роки тому +1

    The Morrigan: Bro, help me with the enemy team.
    Cu: Sorry, farming minions rn.
    The Morrigan: Reported

  • @icyboy140lol2
    @icyboy140lol2 4 роки тому +8

    I’ve always wonder about Celtic mythology

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 4 роки тому +5

      Celtic mythology is under appreciated.

    • @scribejay
      @scribejay 4 роки тому

      Some would call it the best mythology.

    • @slainemccool2875
      @slainemccool2875 2 роки тому

      Irish/Celtic mythology is insanely underrated Norse Egyptian and Greek is so overexposed and over represented in media

  • @christophersteiner6596
    @christophersteiner6596 4 роки тому +1

    I know there are different verses of stories but what about the warp spasems, Cooalane kill is war brother, the spear that busted into forns, and the reason the army was having kidney problems was because the king had his wife(who was a godes) race horses while pregnant.

  • @JosephJoboLicayan
    @JosephJoboLicayan 4 роки тому +3

    *Insert Fate Lancer Memes*

  • @zoeg1667
    @zoeg1667 4 роки тому +2

    Could you guys post any sources of which stories you used for researching this one? I'd like to compare against the research Red on OSP did for her video, since there's a lot of Very different details you had for yours. I'd like to know if it was a regional tale difference, or translation difference.
    I know there's a difference in manpower, but how the same story beats are vastly different I'd like to know.

  • @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos
    @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos 4 роки тому +3

    I read different versions of this, including the ending, but nevertheless you out done yourselves.

  • @Dmania1000
    @Dmania1000 4 роки тому +1

    Wow, this was a very very weird rendition of the battle and how it played out. I have not heard this one.

  • @ignacejespers8201
    @ignacejespers8201 4 роки тому +4

    OK cool, but where's the warspasm?

  • @tommykarrick9130
    @tommykarrick9130 4 роки тому +2

    Are there any notable pieces of mythology where the mortal characters actually win out over the gods? It always seems like there’s an emphasis on “even when the gods are completely in the wrong or undeniably evil, they win out because mortals are meant to accept the supremacy of the gods” and it would be interesting to see a legitimate piece of mythology where the writers turn the tables

  • @mysticcamp9982
    @mysticcamp9982 4 роки тому +4

    In googling was not able to fight due to him being a God he was able to fight due to him being younger than 18 therefore not a man

  • @jortak1169
    @jortak1169 4 роки тому +1

    Two main corrections:
    1. The 9-day illness was menstrual cramps
    2. Cú Chulainn was killed by his battle brother Ferdiadh. The one man Cú Chulainn viewed as an equal. Making the story all the more tragic