How a Little Shark Destroyed the US Navy

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  • Опубліковано 5 бер 2020
  • Hey guys hope you enjoyed this short video between projects! I had a lot of fun learning about the cookiecutter sharks and its related species as well as our relationship with the ocean itself. My apologies for the crappy microphone this episode (I was travelling).
    See you guys again sometime soon :)
    Background music:
    “An Evening A Lifetime” by Twin Musicom (twinmusicom.org)
    Video Clips used:
    • Cookie Cutter Shark Bi...
    Citations:
    Hoyos-Padilla, M.; Y.P. Papastamatiou; J. O'Sullivan & C.G. Lowe (2013). "Observation of an Attack by a Cookiecutter Shark (Isistius brasiliensis) on a White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias)". Pacific Science. 67 (1): 129-134. doi:10.2984/67.1.10.
    Bennett, Bigelow, Schroeder, J.b., Clarke, Edmunds, … Cott. (1970, January 1). A predatory use of counterillumination by the squaloid shark, Isistius brasiliensis. Retrieved from link.springer.com/article/10....
    Williams, T. (2014). Sharks, Batoids and Chimaeras of the North Atlantic - FAO Species Catalogue for Fisheries Purposes No. 7 / North Atlantic Sharks Relevant to Fisheries Management: A Pocket Guide / North Atlantic Batoids and Chimaeras Relevant to Fisheries Management: A Pocket Guide. Marine Biology Research, 11(3), 335-336. doi: 10.1080/17451000.2014.950588
    Johnson, C.S. (1978). "Sea Creatures and the Problem of Equipment Damage". U.S. Naval Institute Proceedings. August 1978: 106-107.
    Parsons, G. R., Ingram, G. W., & Havard, R. (2002). First Record Of The Goblin Shark Mitsukurina Owstoni, Jordan (Family Mitsukurinidae) In The Gulf Of Mexico. Southeastern Naturalist, 1(2), 189-192. doi: 10.1656/1528-7092(2002)001[0189:frotgs]2.0.co;2
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  • @erebusthedragon8017
    @erebusthedragon8017 3 роки тому +5033

    “Lemon sharks make friends with other lemon sharks”
    That’s adorable

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +3958

    Megalodon: 0
    Cookie Cutter Shark: 1

  • @wesleyfilms
    @wesleyfilms 3 роки тому +422

    The idea of being in a submarine getting thrashed about by something huge, then returning to shore to find giant bite marks on the hull sounds horrifying.

  • @yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697
    @yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697 3 роки тому +754

    So basically, lil man just kinda truffle shuffles over to someone, lights up like the sketchers you had in 2nd grade, and bites a chunk out of them, before rippin and dippin? I think that’s my spirit animal.

  • @calm_skies1127
    @calm_skies1127 4 роки тому +3037

    Us navy:
    "I fear no man...But that THING...It scares me..."

  • @Carols989
    @Carols989 4 роки тому +5778

    little shark: the revolution starts now

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 роки тому +177

    That shark really just went up to a massive, metal, hulking being that absolutely had the power to destroy its entire world and just took a bite huh

    • @andrewhammel5714
      @andrewhammel5714 2 роки тому +4

      For real. Some of these were ballistic missle subs capable of turning the US, or USSR, into radioactive wastelands. But they were brought down by a sardine with a kitchen tool mouth.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 2 роки тому +19

      @@andrewhammel5714 it’s kind of amazing how little self awareness some creatures have huh

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC Рік тому +1

      69 likes, make a wish!

  • @panzerboidasixth6892
    @panzerboidasixth6892 3 роки тому +179

    "Oh, did i mention they glow in the dark?"
    Subnautica Players:
    *"Hey, i've seen this one"*

    • @mobthewolf7645
      @mobthewolf7645 3 роки тому +5

      It's bad that I instantly had a flashback to subnautica and giggled, thank you for the good memory

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 2 роки тому +3

      Glass octopuses look like crab squids but without crab legs as tentacles and blast shoot E.M.P. waves

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 4 роки тому +2776

    "A secret Soviet weapon."
    *somewhere in the arctic ocean, Khruschev secretly conducts diplomacy with the sharks from a top secret Ekranoplan*

    • @manitobant6738
      @manitobant6738 4 роки тому +70

      Just letting you know that brezhnev was the leader of the USSR when these attacks happened, not kruschev.

    • @weezypeezy508
      @weezypeezy508 4 роки тому +49

      @Adventure Inc geez dude calm down,why so serious?

    • @nathanaelraynard2641
      @nathanaelraynard2641 4 роки тому +26

      @Adventure Inc i mean he's just fixing the sentence

    • @Fauxassassin
      @Fauxassassin 4 роки тому +31

      I think there was a program in the cold war to train dolphins to plant bombs and attack sea divers, this isn't to far off I guess?

    • @anonymous-on2xm
      @anonymous-on2xm 4 роки тому +2

      The Russians mostly were the ones who were attacked I heard these cookie cutter sharks

  • @DinoBot65
    @DinoBot65 4 роки тому +3612

    Shark: Destroys the US Navy
    Also Shark: "My goals are beyond your comprehension"

    • @sthui2866
      @sthui2866 4 роки тому +19

      *understandings

    • @DinoBot65
      @DinoBot65 4 роки тому +25

      @@sthui2866 I thought the meme was "comprehension" not "understandings"

    • @obscurityendures8978
      @obscurityendures8978 4 роки тому +55

      "they exist because we allow it and they will end because we demand it"

    • @kevinquinonez838
      @kevinquinonez838 4 роки тому +19

      Shark: my goals are to give cookies to everyone in the sub, let's make human flavor cookies

    • @The_PokeSaurus
      @The_PokeSaurus 4 роки тому +2

      Perfect.

  • @Doopyhpp
    @Doopyhpp 3 роки тому +243

    “Do they live among us” trap theme starts playing

  • @anthonycaputo4615
    @anthonycaputo4615 3 роки тому +259

    Shark: exists
    Us navy: “why do I hear boss music”

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 4 роки тому +3369

    "They belong to a ancient order of tired and sad looking sharks"

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate 4 роки тому +2351

    Common Mistake. The Cookie Cutter Shark had nothing to do with this. A rogue Barn Owl was the one destroying the ships.

    • @memeznfishing9916
      @memeznfishing9916 4 роки тому +136

      Nega for once it isn’t a barn owl or a rotting basking shark this time

    • @grimr.599
      @grimr.599 4 роки тому +74

      I read it as it was spelled at first and was very confused as to why specifically a red barn owl was destroying things...then I realized it was supposed to say rogue lol

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 4 роки тому +14

      Sierra T. But that’s what it does say

    • @grimr.599
      @grimr.599 4 роки тому +45

      @@Pontificate It actually says "rouge" as in blush instead of "rogue" so I was just picking fun. I have no right to though, I went back and edited my reply cause I said "red" instead of "read" at first. Oops

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 4 роки тому +19

      Sierra T. No you do have the right to, it was a dumb mistake.

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 2 роки тому +51

    You can tell that Trey loves these sharks based on the massive list of pet names he gave them.

  • @Fawaffles
    @Fawaffles 3 роки тому +52

    “Hold up im gonna get that cookie cutter i bought from the hardware store”
    *Proceeds to reach in the aquarium*

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 4 роки тому +1292

    Cookie cutter shark: "haha i found cool big metal boi time to chomp chomp"
    Everyone in the submarine:

    • @noiceqwergppl6571
      @noiceqwergppl6571 3 роки тому +13

      Aahahaahhahahhhahahhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @waynesimpson2074
      @waynesimpson2074 3 роки тому +24

      Electric boat company vessels are tastier than you'd think. Those cookie cutters would find it easy to latch onto those subs when compared to a surface ship because subs are covered with rubberised tiles to limit their sonar signature...yum,yum.

    • @lr8198
      @lr8198 3 роки тому +5

      I think you forgot finish your comment.

    • @coleslawsnotthatbad
      @coleslawsnotthatbad 3 роки тому +4

      @@lr8198 i think you missed the joke :)

    • @highcryptkeeperdragon1752
      @highcryptkeeperdragon1752 3 роки тому +2

      them: NANI!?

  • @eddie2000ad
    @eddie2000ad 4 роки тому +831

    "hey.. come closer... Come closer.... *impede the military industrial complex* "
    Never change trey

    • @robogecko4067
      @robogecko4067 3 роки тому +12

      @Eddie Becerra breadpilled

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 роки тому +11

      The cause of Communism has allies, even in the depths of the ocean. Outstanding.

  • @proluteP
    @proluteP 3 роки тому +60

    It’s so cute how they call em “a cookie”. “No human is safe from a cookie!!!”

  • @ColbaltiaOrSomething
    @ColbaltiaOrSomething 3 роки тому +225

    Imagine being a incredibly strong submarine able to trust through the water at fast speeds,
    *and falling to a cylinder with a mouth.*

  • @KugelBlitz0
    @KugelBlitz0 4 роки тому +1195

    Mini Jaws: The Revengening.

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 4 роки тому +42

      T h e *r e v e n g e n i n g* 🦈

    • @jorgeechevarria3695
      @jorgeechevarria3695 4 роки тому +6

      Nice one😂😂😂👍

    • @khamulthewack4732
      @khamulthewack4732 4 роки тому +13

      Revengeling*

    • @MuscarV2
      @MuscarV2 4 роки тому +10

      Imagine being a deep diver, and then having dosens of these just cover your body and slowly ripping chunks out. I'd rather be bit by a great white or anything big than suffering through getting pealed of skin and flesh.

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 4 роки тому +11

      Mini Jaws Rising: Revengeance

  • @angelicadale2524
    @angelicadale2524 4 роки тому +1377

    Trey: *holding a CC shark*
    US Military: How...... cute. What breed is he?
    Trey: Just a little boy

    • @anondeilvers91
      @anondeilvers91 4 роки тому +9

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 роки тому +3

      Khaki Shorts
      Oh god imagine how big the is

    • @ANOTHERMFER
      @ANOTHERMFER 4 роки тому +1

      @Khaki Shorts piranha reference I think much

  • @Savariable
    @Savariable 3 роки тому +37

    "Nothing is safe from the cookie cutter" is so hilarious out of context

  • @himitsu_tokusketch
    @himitsu_tokusketch 3 роки тому +80

    7:15 "we must ask ourselves, do they live *among us* ?"

  • @nuntbun3343
    @nuntbun3343 4 роки тому +873

    In other words, it’s the worlds most dangerous glow stick

    • @KristenRobertskris10lr
      @KristenRobertskris10lr 3 роки тому +15

      Nuntbun *you can still eat both of them*

    • @deykaz_
      @deykaz_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@KristenRobertskris10lr 🤣🤦‍♂️ :þ

    • @Passionlipp
      @Passionlipp 3 роки тому +4

      This sentence has made them my favorite shark

    • @crunchybro123
      @crunchybro123 3 роки тому +3

      Kllamas327 so you slap your face, laugh, and then lick your bottom lip?

    • @DJones476
      @DJones476 3 роки тому +1

      Some say the cookiecutter shark was what inspired Steve Shubin to invent the Fleshlight. :)

  • @shadowknight2171
    @shadowknight2171 4 роки тому +404

    "they belong to an ancient order of tired and sad looking sharks" lol!

  • @yyb6512
    @yyb6512 3 роки тому +17

    “At first sight they appear harmless and maybe even a little cute” about a minute later at 3:00 we get this lovely illustration of them which really shows how ‘’cute’’ they aree when looked at face to face

  • @PoIiwag
    @PoIiwag 3 роки тому +38

    Me: oh man the ship got attacked by the kraken
    7:16
    Me 2 seconds later: AMOUGSAMOFUANIM AMOGN US AMOGNUS AMOG US

  • @jaybaker8432
    @jaybaker8432 4 роки тому +676

    "Oh cookiecutter sharks, you truly are symbols of anarchism."
    -Trey 2020

  • @jacobb.9181
    @jacobb.9181 4 роки тому +1650

    Trey: maskes a 40 minute video about how JAWS makes sharks look like murderers, though really they are just normal animals
    Also Trey: *how a tiny shark destroyed the US navy*

    • @dystopiandownfall9188
      @dystopiandownfall9188 4 роки тому +34

      They are misunderstood. Most sharks want to be left alone and won't mess with you if you don't mess with them.

    • @yadatada5556
      @yadatada5556 4 роки тому +24

      @@dystopiandownfall9188 exactly as a matter of fact sharks only kill about 3 to 5 humans per year. Besides sharks dont like humans because we are too bony with too many bones for them to eat. The reason why they go for us is because when we swim, they hunt by going under the prey so we look like turtles to them. They bite us or leave us because we are actually pretty big compared to a good chunk of shark species. The only sharks that really pose any threat are great white sharks tiger sharks and bull sharks and they only go after us if they are desperately hungry. Did you know tiger sharks eat human waste sometimes like trash and plastic? Also great white sharks usually just ignore us unless they are desperately starving and same thing for bull sharks. Heck bees kill more people per year than sharks. As a matter of fact I think more people die falling down some stairs than sharks do.

    • @sharkeythekiller4425
      @sharkeythekiller4425 4 роки тому +11

      Some pro fisher: sharks are blood thirsty creature
      Deep blue a 20 foot shark: hive fives a diver*

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 4 роки тому +1

      @Southern Fun that's a good way to think about it

    • @gustavgans1807
      @gustavgans1807 4 роки тому +1

      Southern Fun people are always arround sharks when they swim in almost any ocean but most of the time we don’t see them

  • @blackkittycat15
    @blackkittycat15 Рік тому +8

    I went through a shark phase as a kid and this just gave me flashbacks to it because I was able to name every species you showed by memory. I also learned many new facts, loved the video.

  • @skinnypig4299
    @skinnypig4299 Рік тому +2

    "dessert preparation utensil shark" made me aspirate my coffee, thank you Trey :)

  • @TREYtheExplainer
    @TREYtheExplainer  4 роки тому +667

    Sorry about my crappy mic this one episode! I was away from home and stuck using a crappy one. I'll give you guys better audio next time :)

  • @michaelreismanchannel1456
    @michaelreismanchannel1456 4 роки тому +312

    The remark about eating deep sea cables was a revelation. For decades the line was "but that cable failed after only a few months, for some unknown reason". Now you know!

  • @fuchs1152
    @fuchs1152 3 роки тому +8

    7:27 amongus!

  • @q.h.s5051
    @q.h.s5051 3 роки тому +7

    I remember reading about these in second grade. Definitely Creeped me out how much damage a small fish can do

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 4 роки тому +373

    This reminds me of those creatures on The Empire Strikes Back that were chewing on the power cables of the millennium falcon.

    • @LOUDcarBOMB
      @LOUDcarBOMB 4 роки тому +51

      Mynocks

    • @sarephbtmistari8909
      @sarephbtmistari8909 4 роки тому +29

      The dangers of landing on asteroids

    • @gdfish3532
      @gdfish3532 4 роки тому +32

      the first star wars movie came out at around the time of that incident, so it's possible these good boys actually inspired that scene.

    • @njones420
      @njones420 4 роки тому +2

      @@sarephbtmistari8909 that is no cave!

    • @FoolishPrince
      @FoolishPrince 4 роки тому

      Empire Strikes Back and "Ancient Egypt".
      Let's begin.
      1.) Han Solo AND Luke Skywalker= Horus(embodiment of Ra), Lord of the Air and Montu(embodiment of Ra), god of War.
      2.) Millennium FALCON: falcon being the symbol for Horus.
      3.) X-wing: a craft of flight that carries the Ankh, symbol for for Life.
      3.) A.) Space Slug= Apep/Apophis, the chaos serpent/worm that dwells in n darkness.
      B.) Space Slug "Swallows" the Millennium Falcon, just like Apep swallows Ra. And then in turn "spits him back out" (like with Ra). Symbolism of "Rebirth", also that of the "Cave collapsing", a cave that would hide Horus the younger/Zues from Set/Cronus/Vader.
      C.) An Astroid is supposed to come close within Earth. This Planet Killer has been named "Apophis" and was discovered not too long before the film.
      4.) Yoda is the all wise "Thoth": Rafikki plays the same role in Lion King, even is a Baboon, one of the animals for Thoth.
      5.) Horus is "Blinded" By Set:
      A.) Vader freezes Han in carbonite. Han is blind (in Sequel).
      B.) "Eye of Ra" is also called "the hand of Ra",(Hathor being a key). Vader took the Hand of Luke.
      6.) Vader"betrayed and Murdered" Anakin Skywalker. The Same as Set betraying and murdering his brother "Osiris" (connecting Egypt's dynasties and applying other mythology and . It will be discovered that "Horus the elder" Osiris, Set and "Ani", were all
      One and the same, by the title"Baal".)

  • @saevus2686
    @saevus2686 4 роки тому +406

    Trey: Sharks are harmless guys
    Also Trey:

    • @Ilikeavocados123
      @Ilikeavocados123 4 роки тому +2

      Just Tonsor 😂

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 2 роки тому

      It's the smoll, cute ones you have to watch out for; the big infamous ones like the Great Whites and Tigers are the fall guys.

  • @Oascany
    @Oascany 3 роки тому +6

    "These sharks, are parasites"
    "This, is Tyler. Tyler, with Grammarly's help..."

  • @1HadChilling
    @1HadChilling 3 роки тому +3

    This was so interesting, that ones you got to the usa part i had completely forgotten that was supposed to be the subject of the video. Great job.

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 4 роки тому +1203

    Cookie cutter shark in a very high pitch voice:”be sent to Davy Jones Locker yeee land lubbers!!!”

  • @CookieMentalCrisis
    @CookieMentalCrisis 4 роки тому +284

    Who would win:
    1 giant fully armed nuclear submarine
    Or
    1 little cookie boi

  • @childofthefox
    @childofthefox 2 роки тому +4

    Very well done.... Thank you for finding an often off beat and absolutely fantastic subject. Well made and very informational video. Thank you for sharing your time and your love of something different. Truly an appreciated and enjoyable learning experience....:-D

  • @kingaxolotl4085
    @kingaxolotl4085 Рік тому +1

    Loved the Lost Tapes reference at 7:15, really underrated Animal Planet show IMO

  • @averageaustralian7488
    @averageaustralian7488 4 роки тому +321

    “Oh, did I mention THEY GLOW IN THE DARK”

  • @RabbitWithAGun45
    @RabbitWithAGun45 4 роки тому +269

    lesson learned from the video: throw random military weapons into the sea in order to discover new deep sea animals

  • @mccoybyz1099
    @mccoybyz1099 3 роки тому +3

    What a great video!! This was awesome, my only complaint... I wish it was longer! Lol, please continue making these awesome and fun videos, my sons loved this one and insisted I watch it and I too loved it!!! Great job!!! Thanks 👍👍👍

  • @mockzu
    @mockzu 3 роки тому +2

    When you hear "Well, It all started back in..."
    You know you are in for a treat.

  • @ranaezerone
    @ranaezerone 4 роки тому +326

    Lil shark: *_exists_*
    US Navy: *"NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT"*

    • @teriherbert1317
      @teriherbert1317 4 роки тому +1

      Dude I love your username

    • @ranaezerone
      @ranaezerone 4 роки тому

      @@teriherbert1317
      Thanks, i got this name after watching a 2 hour Video that make me learn NOTHING

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 4 роки тому

      Waste Of My Time being a viewer what was the video?

    • @gotchagamingl.1563
      @gotchagamingl.1563 4 роки тому

      ziqazagababoopididzagiboobabdap ghost dad
      //“I don’t need sleep I NEED ANSWERS”

  • @abandonedchannel2521
    @abandonedchannel2521 4 роки тому +597

    Trey: *Defends sharks
    Also Trey: “A LITTLE SHARK DESTROYED A US NAVY”

    • @saucepart2electricboogaloo461
      @saucepart2electricboogaloo461 4 роки тому +71

      Bold of you to assume destroying the us navy isnt something worth defending

    • @abandonedchannel2521
      @abandonedchannel2521 4 роки тому +4

      :sau ce: part 2 electric boogaloo Bold of you to expect that a comment with 4 likes would make sense.
      Edit: oh ok, I did not expect to have that many likes

    • @vincent_bishop9040
      @vincent_bishop9040 4 роки тому +1

      @@saucepart2electricboogaloo461 the attacks of the cookie shark may have caused tensions in the cold war to rise even further

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 роки тому +1

      @Vieshermegames2 “you have become what you sought to destroy”

    • @hookedupwithaj2208
      @hookedupwithaj2208 4 роки тому +1

      Vieshermegames2 l

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206
    @nathanishungryanimations7206 3 роки тому +1

    I haven’t seen Trey’s videos in forever.
    NOSTALGIA 100

  • @HotCoco_
    @HotCoco_ 2 роки тому +2

    Surprisingly I had heard of cookie cutter sharks and even knew their history of causing damage to submarines. When I was a young child, my parents took me with them on vacation to Tahiti, and while there they bought me a book on ocean wildlife called the "A-Z Dictionary of Sea Creatures." It was simplified for young readers but it included entries on a wide variety of obscure and elusive aquatic animals that I still remember.

  • @MatheusReisBio
    @MatheusReisBio 4 роки тому +540

    Imagine a tornado full of those little creatures smiling and flying directly to our necks!!! Best movie ever!
    "Cookiecutter Sharknado: The End Game"

  • @sora2534
    @sora2534 4 роки тому +764

    *US subs overrun by small glowy boys*
    Russia subs: *laughs in sonar*
    ...
    *sweats in sonar*

    • @zyrillesadventurei5104
      @zyrillesadventurei5104 4 роки тому +25

      SO the weakest shark I know right now defeated the us navy…
      I know don’t want to use a boat

    • @haydenbrofers9970
      @haydenbrofers9970 4 роки тому +13

      @@zyrillesadventurei5104 No it's just a joke they did damage too quite a few vessels but theres no way they could "destroy" any navy.

    • @dragonplayzrblx9230
      @dragonplayzrblx9230 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t u mean Russia laughs in vodka?

    • @houselemuellan8756
      @houselemuellan8756 3 роки тому +6

      *Bleeds in sonar*

    • @seskorirkeashimrui3556
      @seskorirkeashimrui3556 3 роки тому

      But they had the same issue?

  • @Doopyhpp
    @Doopyhpp 3 роки тому +2

    2:13 Greenland shark for anyone that didn’t know

  • @Thunderbolt04Studios
    @Thunderbolt04Studios 3 місяці тому +1

    "Do they live among us?"
    *Immediately slams Emergency Meeting button*

  • @CookieCutter
    @CookieCutter 4 роки тому +781

    i based my channel on this sharky

    • @jongxina4929
      @jongxina4929 3 роки тому +8

      Cookie Cutter or mabeye it was a coincidence but mabeye

    • @kanyenorth5711
      @kanyenorth5711 3 роки тому +3

      Nebulon YT *maybe

    • @budgetchrollo37
      @budgetchrollo37 3 роки тому +16

      "19 yr old Roblox adopt me youtuber" 😔
      Bruh you gotta go get that real bread

    • @heenalusurf2500
      @heenalusurf2500 3 роки тому +1

      woah a youtuber

    • @zanar828
      @zanar828 3 роки тому +5

      @@budgetchrollo37 what’s wrong with roblox

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 4 роки тому +601

    US Navy: Just Chilling
    Cookie Cutter Shark: OwO

    • @RyoCh-yx6il
      @RyoCh-yx6il 4 роки тому +36

      CCS: WHO DISTURBED MY SLUMB-
      US Submarine: *passes by peacefully*
      CCS: oh. Well then, i’m gonna do what’s called Pro gamer move~ òwó

    • @stevetheradroach2433
      @stevetheradroach2433 4 роки тому +4

      Stop

    • @RyoCh-yx6il
      @RyoCh-yx6il 4 роки тому +2

      Yesn’t

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 4 роки тому

      @@RyoCh-yx6il ua-cam.com/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/v-deo.html

    • @Frahamen
      @Frahamen 4 роки тому +3

      ∩w∩

  • @plastiqbeach7487
    @plastiqbeach7487 3 роки тому +4

    7:15 i cant do this anymore

  • @sle2979
    @sle2979 3 роки тому +8

    Their teeth are so perfect and mine are all over the place

  • @errorace1420
    @errorace1420 4 роки тому +245

    Submarine: "Exist"
    Deep Undersea creatures:So you have chosen death

  • @phil.tremblay5582
    @phil.tremblay5582 4 роки тому +1013

    WHO WOULD WIN?
    -The strongest naval power in 3000 years of human history
    -One fishy boi

    • @Mg-qu5zy
      @Mg-qu5zy 4 роки тому +43

      The United States Navy has been around for 244 years

    • @gobzanuff5078
      @gobzanuff5078 4 роки тому +15

      Cookie cutter Shark exist while we are still acting like donkey kong in a cave...

    • @epicmanpleasemanme4436
      @epicmanpleasemanme4436 4 роки тому +36

      @@Mg-qu5zy but in the past 3000 years no navy have ever compared. Hope this helps

    • @Mg-qu5zy
      @Mg-qu5zy 4 роки тому +9

      Milo Estobar I mean...Donkey Kong is pretty badass

    • @jelle2306
      @jelle2306 4 роки тому +10

      @@epicmanpleasemanme4436 you guys didnt even have boats 3000 years ago it was the EU that invented the boats and started trading and we discovered USA and then sometime later you guys started making boats too

  • @mistermanners6661
    @mistermanners6661 3 роки тому +3

    0:47 Petition to let Psychicpebbles back in the ocean. Not cool.

  • @heroiccombatengineer6018
    @heroiccombatengineer6018 Рік тому

    This shark right here and the title brought an amazing idea to my head.

  • @daggermeister5716
    @daggermeister5716 4 роки тому +88

    This shark brings a whole new level of fear to the song “Baby Shark”

  • @dreamcrusher-mkv2346
    @dreamcrusher-mkv2346 4 роки тому +723

    *Title:* how a few glowy bois disabled a multi million dollar submarine
    Edit: thanks for all the likes!

  • @joelaloggia3475
    @joelaloggia3475 3 роки тому +2

    Submarine: Comes in ocean
    Cookie cutter shark: on today’s of epic meal time.

  • @smugglefish8171
    @smugglefish8171 3 роки тому +1

    Glad to see another Cookie Cutter Shark enjoyer

  • @lunarasylvarus3566
    @lunarasylvarus3566 4 роки тому +139

    Poseidon in response to the humans taking over his oceans, "Release the Kraken!"

    • @markgallagher1790
      @markgallagher1790 3 роки тому +20

      Sir the kraken is dead!
      Then release the cookie cutters

    • @weeb_dweeb
      @weeb_dweeb 2 роки тому +2

      @@markgallagher1790 sir they are nuking the sea!

    • @Dude69767
      @Dude69767 2 роки тому +2

      @@weeb_dweeb sir then summon Cthulhu

  • @creditsunknown7974
    @creditsunknown7974 4 роки тому +134

    Sonar dome: *exists*
    Monsters from the deepest ocean made from raw nightmares:"finnaly, Some good fucking food"

  • @lughd5578
    @lughd5578 Рік тому

    A few summers ago, I went on a Scuba trip and had the joy of meeting a shark scientist and dive instructor from Hawaii! While she had never encountered a cookie cutter, she did have multiple friends who believed they had nibbled by a passing cookie cutter on night dives! It was cool to hear about :)

  • @adamarney6229
    @adamarney6229 3 роки тому

    This is one of the most interesting videos I’ve watched in a long time and I didn’t understand half of it lol

  • @dapperdino6044
    @dapperdino6044 4 роки тому +566

    Lion: I am the strongest predator!
    T-Rex: Lol that’s cute
    Cookie cutter shark: y’all keep talking...

  • @jadenmascorro9371
    @jadenmascorro9371 4 роки тому +153

    Killer whale: *exists*
    Most sharks: "Oh no! The end is near!"
    Cookie cutter sharks: "Ooh, dinner!"

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 роки тому +6

      Imagine there was a 100 of them vs one thing
      Only Choose one

    • @rasdread0989
      @rasdread0989 4 роки тому +5

      the equivalent for this is probably some small bird sized animal biting your finger off for dinner

    • @bpyrotroph3670
      @bpyrotroph3670 4 роки тому +1

      Orca

    • @blitzxrr
      @blitzxrr 4 роки тому +1

      @@bpyrotroph3670 bruh it doesnt matter, it's a nickname for the orca.

    • @yadatada5556
      @yadatada5556 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @SketchyDonut
    @SketchyDonut 3 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, this is revenge for them singing baby shark as a sea shantie

  • @shuaraj6496
    @shuaraj6496 7 місяців тому

    i love the lost tapes touch.

  • @riotbreaker3506
    @riotbreaker3506 4 роки тому +58

    Billion dollar military industry: *creates nuclear war-vessel*
    Tiny cookie chomp shark: *nom*

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 роки тому +5

      Humans: *shark soup*

    • @Menez47
      @Menez47 4 роки тому +1

      @@lolbosss more like Asian

  • @dirtydan3468
    @dirtydan3468 4 роки тому +282

    The minute he said “hungry little boi’s” I laughed so hard 😂

    • @dantebragaellison294
      @dantebragaellison294 4 роки тому +1

      Ghost Lion?!?!?!?

    • @gary1471
      @gary1471 3 роки тому

      Time stamp?

    • @racso8277
      @racso8277 3 роки тому

      U have the humour if a 2 year old then. Ngl.

    • @dirtydan3468
      @dirtydan3468 3 роки тому +1

      D4rk Oscar hm oh my bad, this seems to be four months ago, which type of humour do you prefer? Because quite frankly I could care less, Just move on with your life and stop commenting for the sake of commenting : )

    • @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514
      @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 3 роки тому +1

      @@dirtydan3468 no Im dirty dan

  • @keppin3307
    @keppin3307 11 місяців тому

    This is one of those things that I really wouldn't expect to know, but there happened to be an episode of 'Octonauts' about the little buggers.

  • @heavydancer387
    @heavydancer387 3 роки тому

    I once saw a baby lemon shark swimming and playing with a baby black tip reef shark, it was so cool!

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 4 роки тому +481

    Smol shark: I'm a baby shark doo, do, do, do, do
    The US navy: _O H M Y G O D, GET DOWWWWWNNN!!!_

    • @donpacificbobcat9er615
      @donpacificbobcat9er615 4 роки тому +14

      Dive! Dive! Dive!

    • @lemmingscanfly5
      @lemmingscanfly5 4 роки тому +3

      My brother and I learned that song in elementary school music class in the early 2000s.

    • @siawsebastian9089
      @siawsebastian9089 4 роки тому +2

      Cute

    • @poke6983
      @poke6983 4 роки тому +2

      I see you everywhere deku

    • @6789drummerdude
      @6789drummerdude 4 роки тому +2

      Someone deadass played the baby shark song on the jukebox of a bar I was playing at two months ago. I just about died.

  • @theonlycatonice
    @theonlycatonice 4 роки тому +308

    1:58 Lmao "they belong to an ancient order of tired and sad looking sharks"

  • @1nePercentJuice
    @1nePercentJuice 3 роки тому

    I love your narration.

  • @hedgehog3180
    @hedgehog3180 2 роки тому +1

    "Submarine emerges with strange cuts that are too large to be from any known sea creature" sounds like the start of a monster movie, not something that actually happened.

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 4 роки тому +592

    Tiger Sharks: We eat almost everything
    Cookie Cutters: we almost started World War 3
    Tiger Sharks: (surprised Pikachu face)

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 4 роки тому +6

      Humans blowing stuff out of proportion might just be..

    • @generaltling7849
      @generaltling7849 4 роки тому

      @@tostie3110 hu siud sharks are human???????????

    • @generaltling7849
      @generaltling7849 4 роки тому

      @Adventure Inc who Said smt about china ? I was taöking abdoutz sharks .....

    • @generaltling7849
      @generaltling7849 4 роки тому +1

      Www3 is shark war 3 ova here...thes got damb birds agai.n

    • @generaltling7849
      @generaltling7849 4 роки тому

      )

  • @NoName-ze4qn
    @NoName-ze4qn 4 роки тому +331

    Drinking game: let's take a sip whenever you find a comment like this
    _US Navy: exist_
    _Cookie cutter shark: I'm gonna end this man's whole career_

    • @hjww4553
      @hjww4553 4 роки тому +12

      everyone will die of liver failure

    • @88njtrigg88
      @88njtrigg88 4 роки тому +5

      Transcript comments are giving me shits as well.

    • @Top_Weeb
      @Top_Weeb 4 роки тому +5

      The internet has gone to shit in the past 4 or 5 years. Every single video on UA-cam is filled with these dumbass comments. You used to be able to find some interesting insights in the comments. Not anymore.

    • @errorreconnecting3493
      @errorreconnecting3493 4 роки тому

      Now I'm dehydrated

    • @agathacathartese7041
      @agathacathartese7041 4 роки тому

      Dont forget to add
      "No one
      Not a single soul
      Cookie cutter shark exists

  • @Actuallyfactually
    @Actuallyfactually 3 роки тому +1

    “Come closer” *ad plays* “How about no!”

  • @philaudiostrike8746
    @philaudiostrike8746 3 місяці тому +1

    If sonar can kill a unwitting diver, i can't imagine how intense and discombobulating it is for aquatic life.

  • @latenightthinker4737
    @latenightthinker4737 3 роки тому +295

    I haven't watched it yet, here's my guess:
    The Russians blasted 'baby shark' infront of a US warship blockade until every soldier shot himself

    • @theterminator2192
      @theterminator2192 3 роки тому +15

      Good guess

    • @sarrowpod3998
      @sarrowpod3998 3 роки тому +3

      If you think that can break a US sailor, you'll be surprised.

    • @ntt9389
      @ntt9389 3 роки тому +3

      @@sarrowpod3998 surprised because they couldn’t withstand the power

    • @ghoostghost3336
      @ghoostghost3336 3 роки тому +1

      I suppose so if you didnt read little and didnt see the thumbnail and really wanted to make a funny comment

    • @Thepenarmy01
      @Thepenarmy01 3 роки тому +4

      @@sarrowpod3998 I am a U.S sailor, and yeah, I'd 100% off myself in this specific situation.

  • @cephalonsadistic9331
    @cephalonsadistic9331 4 роки тому +309

    "Nothing is safe from a cookie cutter"
    Gingerbread men-
    :o

    • @kingdedede4916
      @kingdedede4916 3 роки тому

      New way to Clobba Kirby: Cookie fish boi’s

  • @JustsomeSpaceG1
    @JustsomeSpaceG1 3 роки тому +1

    7:17 we can't run away from it no matter where we go!

  • @mrmancan6470
    @mrmancan6470 3 роки тому

    Did anyone else catch the "do they live amongst us" Lost Tapes reference? I used to love that show as a kid.

  • @KaboshkiWulf
    @KaboshkiWulf 4 роки тому +83

    US Navy: We are the best and can never be defeated!
    Shark: Wanna place a bet?

  • @TheAnimatingdiddy
    @TheAnimatingdiddy 4 роки тому +138

    Navy: *exist*
    Sherk: *I'm bout to ruin this crew's whole career*

  • @chilly7767
    @chilly7767 3 роки тому +1

    Cookie cutter is just my friend he likes to be called chub chub because of his tummy so if you ever wanna see chub chub then you really gotta look for him since he doesn’t like strangers

  • @you-pt5jx
    @you-pt5jx 3 роки тому

    That goblin shark knowledge just ruined any chance I ever had of wanting to explore the abyss.

  • @cathedraljunky3299
    @cathedraljunky3299 4 роки тому +63

    US navy when they spot a shark: why do we hear boss music?

  • @thetwofacedphantom53
    @thetwofacedphantom53 4 роки тому +65

    Uuuuuuuuuh idk about you guys but when he said *"adorable smile?"* I didn't feel that

  • @crazytigerspy9420
    @crazytigerspy9420 3 роки тому +2

    US: u lost a war to emus
    Australians: you got clapped by a shark

  • @GravitWry
    @GravitWry 3 роки тому +1

    "We must ask ourselves..do they live among us?"
    Uh oh..