[SBFP] PAT vs JoJo (w/ manga panels)

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  • @OriginalKasym
    @OriginalKasym 7 років тому +490

    Hey Josuke, did I ever tell you the time I died?
    Wha-
    Yeah, a vampire stabbed my wind pipe and literally killed me.
    How are you alive then?
    Oh Jotaro used Star Platinum to pump my heart back to life. It was great.
    ...
    Part 9: Jojo's Bizarre Civil War

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr 5 років тому +25

      “B-but what about that giant gaping hole on your neck?”
      “My heart’s running, it’s all good”

    • @BoulderPunchPodcast1
      @BoulderPunchPodcast1 5 років тому +27

      @@obblivionkr "Hamon, I'm good."
      "What's Hamon?"
      "Magic sunlight breathing."
      "WTF?"

  • @salvatration3704
    @salvatration3704 7 років тому +519

    It still amazes me that Woolie somehow thinks part 6 took place in Japan when it very explicity happened in fucking Florida.

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 7 років тому +107

      Salvatration Halex Woolie knows. You forget he's " Woolie the Liar" for a reason.

    • @joewall8210
      @joewall8210 6 років тому +42

      Salvatration yeah the entire story builds up how it’s in Florida, how the fuck did he read the ENTIRE of part 6 and not know it was in Florida!!!!

    • @ShoggothLord
      @ShoggothLord 6 років тому +70

      "Cape Canaveral, Osaka." Sarcasm is not physically capable of being more blatant and clear.

    • @purplelemondoesstuff3044
      @purplelemondoesstuff3044 5 років тому +25

      _it's very clearly a joke_
      Edit: it is pretty vauge now that I listen back

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 4 роки тому +5

      @@purplelemondoesstuff3044 this is the very reverse of what normally happens

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 7 років тому +466

    Woolie’s like, “The Cinderella Arc is problematic because everyone’s attraction chemicals are unbalanced.”
    And thus, the meme was born.

    • @siefer117
      @siefer117 6 років тому +36

      ZanraiKid And now Woolie has fallen to the chemicals.

    • @troggdorthesecond
      @troggdorthesecond 6 років тому +61

      I actually agree with him, because I hated the Cinderella arc and just Yukako’s development throughout. Because it boiled down to,
      “HMMM. HOW can I get the crush I kidnapped, tortured, and nearly killed to like me? I KNOW! I’ll just make myself HOTTER!”
      The fact that it ultimately WORKED just shows how awful a character Yukako really is. She never changed. She never redeemed herself. She never helped the Jojo crew. She didn’t even apologize. She just, got hotter, and Araki went all like, “YEP this is a healthy relationship!” And NEVER brought it up again.

    • @kenzotoda5278
      @kenzotoda5278 6 років тому +15

      @@troggdorthesecond Not to mention Cinderella's stand user dying isn't emotionally impactful in anyway and feels really forced, Shigechi is a lot better.

    • @troggdorthesecond
      @troggdorthesecond 6 років тому +12

      @@kenzotoda5278 Shigechi I don't really feel that connected to honestly, since he only exists JUST to die. Like his introductory arc was placed IMMEDIATELY before Kira's Quiet Life arc in the manga. If he had actually interacted with ANY of the other characters outside the ones he nearly killed over LOTTERY tickets, I'd be a little more sympathetic to the horny bastard. But to me, Shigechi's death is VASTLY overrated. BI
      Avdol may have died twice, but at least before those set times they showed him being a good dude, and beating a couple enemy Stand Users before those. >BI

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +29

      Jack Lobrano
      Not just hotter
      If I remember correctly, it implied that 「Cinderella」 *MADE* Koichi have feelings for her beyond just looks when they first met while she was applying that magic lipstick every 30 minutes
      Koichi was *S T A N D R O O F I E D*

  • @pizz4639
    @pizz4639 6 років тому +101

    "No, Mr. President is the name of it's Stand"
    I fuckin lost it

    • @El_Andru
      @El_Andru Рік тому +1

      Dead pan. Totally serious. "You idiot" energy.

  • @DarkLordFluffee
    @DarkLordFluffee 6 років тому +81

    i love how anything in jojos can have a stand. There are no chosen special few, destined for greatness and gifted with powers, a LITERAL TURTLE has a stand, its like being able to whistle or roll your tongue.

    • @nessesaryschoolthing
      @nessesaryschoolthing 4 роки тому +15

      The fact that literal babies can use stands is even weirder imho.

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 4 роки тому +5

      nessesaryschoolthing I don’t want to spoil but, as you can guess, it gets weirder

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 4 роки тому +6

      Except for Holly

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 2 роки тому +2

      @Parker Jackson a rat and an inanimate object can also handle stands better than her

    • @arkthegreenwolfx3627
      @arkthegreenwolfx3627 2 роки тому +4

      An actual Tree has a stand... Look it up I'm not joking

  • @DasSimplish
    @DasSimplish 6 років тому +199

    jolyne's sickass move is something we've seen before.
    It's the Joestar Family's Secret Technique after all!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +18

      What’s special is she was able to use it to have *someone else* run away to safety

    • @goodenoughright5433
      @goodenoughright5433 4 роки тому +9

      The Final Runaway

  • @andrei11dr97
    @andrei11dr97 7 років тому +158

    JoJo parts explaind
    Part 1: Kenshiro fights Dracula
    Part 2: Someone dropped sexual men in my Indiana Jones
    Part 3 : "Ok bois ,we going around the world to fight a time stoping vampire !"
    Part 4:Soo.... David Bowie wants to fuck hand's and Prince says "No!"
    Part 5:Gang-star movie???
    Part 6:This is one magical girls prison with guis that look like girls and girls that look like guis
    Part 7: The Disabled,The President and The Dinosaur
    Part 8:So he comes from the ground? And hi has a star tattoo? And he gets Kileer Queen? Wat the fuck is going on?

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG 6 років тому +2

      Yes, some trailer: i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/213/315/64b.jpg
      Here full live acton movie poster: i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/763/987/89e.jpg

    • @essermatt
      @essermatt 2 роки тому +3

      Gangland star

    • @mugsmcratmin6842
      @mugsmcratmin6842 Рік тому +2

      Part 8: I'm two guys now! Sup

  • @teresaforever21
    @teresaforever21 7 років тому +146

    The part about Joseph's ghost always has me laughing so hard.

    • @EldritchBee
      @EldritchBee 6 років тому +22

      But see Joseph never got a "Joseph Joestar: Status: Deceased" thing

    • @dahliahb.7111
      @dahliahb.7111 4 роки тому +17

      The way that pat says “and they don’t talk about it, *how do they not talk about it??*” is great tbh

  • @miscmer8030
    @miscmer8030 7 років тому +219

    33:54
    And there we have it ladies and gentlemen, Chemical Man Origins: Woolverine.

    • @Mr.Faust3
      @Mr.Faust3 3 роки тому +6

      Remember kids don’t let chemicals get in the way of what actually matters: MAHVEL BABY

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 7 років тому +105

    28:21
    *_SWERVE ON A NIGGA_*

  • @googleygareth
    @googleygareth 7 років тому +91

    Fuckin hell 28:26 my fucking ribs are in agony.

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 7 років тому +58

    "It's taking the arrow and leaving the coliseum!"
    "It's taking it's ball and going home!"

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +5

      Silver Chariot Requiem is Minh

  • @Raidensreal
    @Raidensreal 5 років тому +68

    Crazy Talk erased DIO black from the timeline.

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 4 роки тому +24

      Dammit, Crazy Talk is too powerful. It even ended the Super Best Friends so that they couldn't discover him.

  • @Achilles8472
    @Achilles8472 5 років тому +34

    Of course, Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is written to be both of what you said. Sweet, and a heart wrenching tragedy as you actively watch these two steadfastly sweet people do everything wrong every step of the way....

  • @justcallmedj9264
    @justcallmedj9264 7 років тому +35

    That deadly premonition whistling makes the time stop so much more terrifying holy shit

  • @PlanetZoidstar
    @PlanetZoidstar 7 років тому +56

    Soon as Suzie Q's looks faded Joseph was like "Niiiiiiiiguroodaiyooooo!"

  • @The5lacker
    @The5lacker 5 років тому +39

    26:27 I think this might be the perfect summation of Jojo

  • @TheShockVox
    @TheShockVox 7 років тому +95

    Some of the music choice in here is groovy to the max, and greatly adds to the entertainment value of the video, instead of just the original audio and the clips, plums there's some tracks I haven't heard that I love. Thanks for listing them, man.

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist  7 років тому +4

      No problem! Glad you enjoyed. I tried to keep a good balance between the songs, the game audio and the guys but I'll admit looking back there's one or two tracks (Fairy Fountain near the end specifically) that I left slightly too loud.
      Also, I thought I might've leaned a bit too heavily on the Megami Tensei side of things but the tracks are too godlike, I had to do it. I suppose I could've thrown in a few non-game OST songs too. Next time.

    • @AlexRuzhyo
      @AlexRuzhyo 7 років тому +2

      Hey! Some PSO tracks caught my ear, but they seem like remixes? Got a track list anywhere?

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist  7 років тому +2

      Yup! It's in the description. The PSO songs are Underworld ~ Equilibrium from PSO Episode 2, and Ragol Weather which is a remix by Zircon. The Shard (Puzzle) from Mirror's Edge OST sounds very PSO-y also.

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 6 років тому +17

    I honestly never made that connection with Boingo’s comic and Jotaro’s death in part 6 on my own and now it’s one of the craziest things for me to think about.

    • @gam3r128
      @gam3r128 5 років тому +7

      When Boingo predicted "Jotaro's death", it showed that his face would receive a cut, straight down from his eye. Although the actual Jotaro didn't die, he did die the same way Boingo predicted it all the way back to part 3.

  • @roguespartan345
    @roguespartan345 7 років тому +57

    The work put into this? You got a sub my man!

  • @spartandumpster1158
    @spartandumpster1158 7 років тому +91

    One of my favorite aspects of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is that it starts off fairly normal, it's not too weird. When I watched the anime, Part 1, I was surprised how normal it was. In a show, an ANIME, with "Bizarre" in the title, I was expecting balls to the walls weird insanity from episode 1. Don't try to correct me by saying Hamon and Vampires are weird, they're elements of the plot, same goes for Stands. You can't say their existence is weird, but what they are can be weird. That Vampire with spikes from part 2 is weird, that Hamon dove stuff is weird. The concept of Stands is not weird, but Stands that can turn things into dinosaurs, especially dinosaurs that don't actually exist, is weird.
    Anyway, I just think it's great that every part gets weirder and weirder.

    • @atchu7880
      @atchu7880 7 років тому +12

      back in the 1980s, anime vampires were probably considered weird story telling

    • @andrei11dr97
      @andrei11dr97 7 років тому +34

      You mean THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA ABZORBING THE BODY OF JESUS is something weird?

    • @spartandumpster1158
      @spartandumpster1158 7 років тому +18

      Honestly, having a president named "Funny Valentine" is even weirder to me!

    • @andrei11dr97
      @andrei11dr97 7 років тому +11

      Olso the good luck wall is named " Love Train " and olso there's a Snoop Dogg Stand It's cald Doggie Life if I remember right olso there's a stand named Limb Biscuit yep that's right

    • @spartandumpster1158
      @spartandumpster1158 7 років тому +12

      Trust me, I know much of this. Like I said, I like that JoJo gets weirder and weirder the longer it goes on. Starts with a man named "Robert E.O. Speedwagon" eventually getting ghosts named "Killer Queen", "Chocolate Disco" and "Aerosmith." Also a plant/cat that controls air!

  • @CaptainDemo779
    @CaptainDemo779 5 років тому +37

    8:01
    *The David Productions Animation Director walks into a room, 10 men are seated there. They’re the best, brightest, and most dedicated the studio has. The Director turns on a Projector, and the 7 Panels are shown on the wall behind him. He turns to them*
    “Make It Happen.”
    *The Six men, Stone faced and calm, nod. The Director leaves room. Six animators, and Four sound designers are left to their work.*
    A month later...
    ua-cam.com/video/dTimH9MUHSc/v-deo.html

  • @nicholasesparza2978
    @nicholasesparza2978 7 років тому +117

    29:31 is that, that one picture of Egorapture.

  • @ChillaxingJay
    @ChillaxingJay 7 років тому +26

    Fantastic work my friend, it was super helpful to see those manga panels to clarify what lore Woolie was mentioning when he was getting it wrong. I still have no idea what Pat was talking about when he was talking about Goku Bla- sorry I mean Dio Black tho.

  • @KhrZygarde
    @KhrZygarde 7 років тому +51

    Damn, beat me to the punch, I wanted to make this vid, well congrats sir and or madam. Nice work.

  • @tomhchamp
    @tomhchamp 7 років тому +7

    The visual accompaniment to the goofy summations are perfect. Best compilation I've seen.

  • @PlanetZoidstar
    @PlanetZoidstar 7 років тому +48

    Arc Nullification: Zeno Button.

    • @FuryXDMGS
      @FuryXDMGS 4 роки тому +6

      Arc Nullification: The behelit works NOW and now only because griffith can't stay a good guy

  • @RaisenKiri
    @RaisenKiri 6 років тому +15

    19:50
    Pat's transformation into a hawk is moving along nicely...

  • @diegomedina9637
    @diegomedina9637 7 років тому +53

    Stand User: PAT
    Stand name: [Baby Legs]

  • @andrei11dr97
    @andrei11dr97 7 років тому +159

    Couldn't Josuke just punch Johnnys legs and they will heal ? Eh watever.

    • @jimjohnson1997jj
      @jimjohnson1997jj 7 років тому +46

      Andrei11 Deoasca your thinking to easy and hard about this

    • @budman1289
      @budman1289 7 років тому +10

      I think something to think about would be were Johnny's legs working at birth? Because Crazy Diamond restores thing to their previous state, so if he couldn't ever use his legs since he was born how could Crazy Diamond fix them? I don't know shit about Part 7 so I could look like a huge Idiot so I dunno.

    • @miscmer8030
      @miscmer8030 7 років тому +40

      It would work because he lost the use of his legs by getting shot in the spine.
      I also didn't know this exactly till seeing the panel in this very video. (don't worry, I'm a huge idiot too)

    • @budman1289
      @budman1289 7 років тому +22

      Misc Mer I'm willing to look like huge idiot if it means I gain lore knowledge in JoJo

    • @jimjohnson1997jj
      @jimjohnson1997jj 7 років тому +21

      I mean he does get his legs back (it was bullshit) but he gets them back

  • @jaye5716
    @jaye5716 5 років тому +5

    This is always one of my favorite videos to come back too.

  • @TheCthultist
    @TheCthultist 7 років тому +7

    You've gone above and beyond here, my friend. This is just perfect.

  • @QueenJosu
    @QueenJosu 7 років тому +19

    BOI, I WATCH THIS VIDEO AND I EXPECT JOJO SONG AND FUCKING RANDOM DEADLY PREMONITION OST OUT OF NOWHERE I AM PLEASED.

  • @PBodyIV
    @PBodyIV 7 років тому +14

    Hey good job, this is pretty well done. This is kind of like a 'Best of Compilation' for the series.

  • @spartandumpster1158
    @spartandumpster1158 6 років тому +16

    Jolyne's fingers turning inside out, that's the only thing I can remember in JoJo that really disgusted me. Just like "yuck" and I mean in the way that kind of sticks with you.

  • @RipDippler
    @RipDippler 6 років тому +8

    The turtle could have been so easy to explain if he just said "his stands a pocket dimension."

  • @alcoholdroopy
    @alcoholdroopy 7 років тому +96

    To the Gyro counting joke, Ich Ni San is one two three, Go is four THAT'S THE JOKE

    • @joshuamaurer9784
      @joshuamaurer9784 7 років тому +33

      Burning Alcohol go is five.

    • @alcoholdroopy
      @alcoholdroopy 7 років тому +54

      +Spice MustFlow please shoot me this is emberassing

    • @TomBombadil168
      @TomBombadil168 7 років тому +20

      Still doesn't translate to English very well. It is actually fun though, pretty good pun.

    • @Gulyus
      @Gulyus 6 років тому +28

      Actually all of his jokes aren't just Japanese puns that don't translate well - they are BAD puns that don't work.
      It's 1 - 2 - 3 - 5 to get a laugh out of you. But it's so bad that people hate it...

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +10

      I think It’s 4=shi 2=tsu (the “engrish” way of pronouncing two) 0=rei
      And shitsurei is supposed to be the Japanese way of saying “pardon me” or “excuse me”

  • @Markis2bi4
    @Markis2bi4 7 років тому +33

    Is there a chemical reaction to make Woolie not believe in what he believes, thus arc-nullifying his argument?

  • @dyllan1001
    @dyllan1001 6 років тому +11

    23:24 I think Johnny just being sarcastic when he likes his jokes through

    • @Mr.Faust3
      @Mr.Faust3 3 роки тому

      It’s like when your uncle tells jokes just laugh and move on

    • @slandracon3853
      @slandracon3853 3 роки тому +3

      I find some of the charm is its unclear if its sarcasm or not.

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 Рік тому

      Nah Johnny lives for the jokes

  • @DDespicable
    @DDespicable 7 років тому +35

    Been watching the new voltron series on netflix.
    Spoiler alert...kinda
    So much "arc nullification" going on in these past 2 seasons that i honestly wonder if a fan broke into the studio and rewrote the plot in a way they preferred, i am so confused by the choices made in that show lately.

    • @seb24789
      @seb24789 6 років тому +1

      They had to write out a main character for most of season 4 because his voice actor wasn´t available. Don´t wanna spoil here, but i´m sure you know who i´m talking about.

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 5 років тому +6

    i love how describing what happens in jojo ooc is just as baffling as seeing random panels

  • @MichaelWasnotTaken
    @MichaelWasnotTaken 7 років тому +11

    Gods Work has been done.

  • @TheNomad94
    @TheNomad94 6 років тому +16

    The misinformation about what Rolling Stone does is real

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 4 роки тому +2

      I got to that part and he left out the other part of what it dies

  • @aldoenriquez6294
    @aldoenriquez6294 5 років тому +10

    I just like hearing Valentine's "Dojyaaaaaan"

  • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
    @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 7 років тому +13

    15:13 I don't know why that made me giggle so much.

  • @diogenese7054
    @diogenese7054 7 років тому +14

    4:10 Combine this power with Pat's Crazy Talk and gamers everywhere will look stupid and salty and it will be all Pat's fault!

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 7 років тому +12

    DIO Black? Such a thing does not exist, sir. Perhaps you've dreamt it.

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 5 років тому

      Part of me wants me to think they meant Shadow Dio, But I think they were referring to alt Diego.

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 4 роки тому

      They were talking about DIO and Pucci's child

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 7 років тому +82

    "dies the same way thoth predicted" yeah lets forget he also says it only predicts the near future

    • @jonmkl
      @jonmkl 7 років тому +29

      Do you believe in G R A V I T Y

    • @TomBombadil168
      @TomBombadil168 7 років тому +33

      I mean, he does basically die tbe same way, a big gash in the face. Also thoth is a weirdly vague stand.

    • @camerabox1
      @camerabox1 7 років тому +7

      coincidence, pure coincidence. sure araki may have said "it'd be neat if he died this way" but thoth only predicts the NEAR future

    • @jonmkl
      @jonmkl 7 років тому +55

      CameraBox
      I would say it’s not a coincidence, because when Jotaro dies to Bites the Dust he has the same split in the same place. Even though Thoth only predicts the near future, I think Araki mirrored that death simply because fate is an important concept in Jojo.
      I don’t think it was a planned thing, just an Easter egg Araki put in to reinforce the idea that fate is inescapable.

    • @camerabox1
      @camerabox1 7 років тому +8

      it's still a coincidence. thoth is 100% correct if fate is followed. "jotaros head was blown away" i mean, if oingo knows anything it's his stand. (also the split in jotaros face is different everytime, all differing from oingo's thoth panel and the panel depicts him in part 3 uniform)
      easter egg (maybe, araki forgets things) prediction? (no)

  • @WaveyDavey645
    @WaveyDavey645 4 роки тому +5

    Jolyne's final action was to employ the patented Secret Joestar Technique.

  • @spartandumpster1158
    @spartandumpster1158 6 років тому +3

    Doing a bit more thinking about it, I understand why Jotaro flying never comes up. Not exactly from a story perspective, but from Araki's. Part 3 was going to be the last part, so it makes sense to have this super big final fight, that is also not limited to the ground. It doesn't matter how OP Jotaro is because JoJo's over. Then he makes part 4 and it's like "I can't have him stop time AND fly!" If he stops time, even for 2 seconds, he can fly super fast, so most of the time he won't have to worry about distance.

  • @BrJPGameplay
    @BrJPGameplay 6 років тому +12

    "It's spoilers, but whatever" yeah, you can literally watch that entire LP, knowing nothing about JoJo, hear all the spoilers, come out of it clean

  • @Samm815
    @Samm815 7 років тому +177

    "OH NO! OH JESUS WHY? Oh Jesus..."
    Edit 1: Is Dio Black, Dio Over Heaven?
    Edit 2: Jolyne looks like "ow. Ow. OW. OW! OW~! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!"

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist  7 років тому +23

      He is, Pat actually got it right ("Dio from the timeline where he beat the Stardust Crusaders"). My confusion comes from wherever the hell he pulled the name Dio Black from. I've never seen it on the wiki or anywhere else but I have to admit I do like it. Rolls off the tongue better than Goku Black.

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 7 років тому +15

      I love everything about JoJo that isn't watching or reading it. It's absolutely fascinating to me. I like that they're speaking english in every part except part 5 (Italian) and part 4+8 (Japanese). I also like that part one is mostly British, part two is mostly American, part three is multinational in Egypt, part 4 is mostly Japanese, part 5 is mostly Italian, part 6 is all American, part 7 is all American, and part 8 is all Japanese. I also like that the Steel Ball Timeline is so different than the Stardust Timeline because George Joestar moved to America and married an American instead of a British lady thus producing Johnny rather than Jonathan. Stuff like that is mind blowing to me.

    • @andrei11dr97
      @andrei11dr97 7 років тому +13

      Xenochrist it's Dio from universe 6

    • @andrei11dr97
      @andrei11dr97 7 років тому +2

      Sam Lucas Yes Jolyne is olso mi favorite jojo but Joseph has mi favorite design scarfs + bandanas mean

    • @thebigwagyu
      @thebigwagyu 7 років тому

      Sam Lucas I love obsessively explaining JoJo.

  • @XxSherlockianHeroxX
    @XxSherlockianHeroxX Рік тому +2

    I love coming back to this video just to hear Woolie plainly spoiling stuff in JoJo and Pat’s shock of how it’s all real.

  • @populatethemoon
    @populatethemoon 7 років тому +25

    But like, they straight up go to Florida. 16:00

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +7

      They must have read a bad translation
      Woolie prides himself on those

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 5 років тому +5

      Yes, the only concrete thing I remember about Part 6 (because I haven’t read it in a very long time) is that it EXPLICITLY takes place in Florida, and those coordinates are referring to the cape canaveral space center.

  • @lucidlullaby894
    @lucidlullaby894 4 роки тому +3

    “[Cinderella]’s empowering people to take the lives that they want”
    _Pat_

  • @zomboids2100
    @zomboids2100 5 років тому +1

    I really do appreciate the smt4/apocalypse tracks being used throughout this compilation.

  • @DoctorCVC
    @DoctorCVC Рік тому +3

    41:20- Jolyne was simply utilizing the Joestar Family’s secret technique, but applying it to someone else

  • @spartandumpster1158
    @spartandumpster1158 7 років тому +26

    (SPOILERS) I've noticed that, up until part 6, so until they start a new timeline, Dio causes problems. Even when he's not in the part, if it wasn't for him, they wouldn't be dealing with whatever's happening. Two things in Part 2, Dio's minion kills Joseph's dad, so if not for that Joseph could've at least been raised by his mom, because who knows if George would actually die in the war. I'll say that part 2 is harder to connect because the Pillar Men might have come back eventually, I'm not confident in saying that if Dio didn't use the stone mask like he did, first Straizo wouldn't have wanted to become a vampire, but Speedwagon, or anyone else, probably wouldn't have cared about finding the Pillar Men and other stone masks. I suppose Zeppeli would've just went to Jonathan's mansion and break the mask, maybe he'd say "hey, that stone mask is super evil!" or maybe he'd just jump in and smash it. The German Army would've just thought they were stupid statues, Caesar's dad probably wouldn't have any reason to continue William Zeppeli's fight against the stone mask. I'm not too sure about this though, maybe people would get too curious about the Pillar Men statues and fuck up. However, I am confident in saying that Joseph, since Hamon would've, at the very least, not ruined the lives of his mother and father, when he starts to use Hamon naturally, his mother would've taught him to use it properly, there would've been no objections to teaching him to use it. I think he'd still act the same, be like a trickster, and might've even had an easier time defeating the Pillar Men.
    In Part 3, Dio found the Arrows that give people stands, at the very least there would've been no reason for someone to find the arrows without Dio. Since Dio's the main antagonist of part 3, I'll skip to part 4. If no one got those arrows, Okuyasu's dad would never have turned into a monster, he might still have beat the shit out of his kids though, so that's up to your own opinion of which is worse, abusive dad or gross monster dad. The main thing is that Kira would not have gotten his stand Killer Queen, he either would've stopped killing girls, he only killed Remi without his stand, because he might realize that it's too much of a risk to keep killing, or he would have kept murdering girls and gotten caught, possibly resulting in less girls murdered in total.
    Part 5, Giorno wouldn't exist, but that's not good enough. The arrows wouldn't create the stand users so there would be not King Crimson or anything else. I know the least about parts 5, 7 and 8. Finally in Part 6, if Pucci never met Dio, none of part 6 would have happened! If Dio never existed, literally nothing bad would happen to the Joestars!
    Sorry that this is so long.

    • @dng2829
      @dng2829 7 років тому +8

      Discolor found the arrows and sold one to enyaba who then used it on dio.

    • @dng2829
      @dng2829 7 років тому +9

      Diavolo*

    • @CommanderConvoy
      @CommanderConvoy 7 років тому +7

      *ACTUALLY*
      *ON*
      *FUCKING*
      *POINT*

    • @spartandumpster1158
      @spartandumpster1158 7 років тому +4

      I though Enyaba found them and sold them to Diavolo? Oh well, if they ever animate part 5 I'll be able to understand it better. So at the very least, part 5 just wouldn't exist without Dio because then the protagonist wouldn't exist.

    • @miscmer8030
      @miscmer8030 7 років тому +5

      yeah, ironically Dio's involvement actually dramatically improved the lives of people in part 5 via Giorno. That being said, yeah everything else is super his fault (except, again, maybe the pillar men).

  • @jacobsmith8216
    @jacobsmith8216 6 років тому +10

    I never took Pat as a hopeless romantic.

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 6 років тому +9

    33:53 forgot that this was the source of woolie's stand, [My Chemicle Romance]

  • @altoid345b
    @altoid345b 7 років тому +7

    You can't bring people back to life... unless you have vampire blood

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 7 місяців тому

      Shouldn’t the hamon in joesephs body have instantly neutralized that shit the moment he started breathing again?

  • @mikaelamonsterland
    @mikaelamonsterland 7 років тому +30

    Woolie probably wouldn't like Mirai Nikki.

  • @Ada242
    @Ada242 6 років тому +5

    *sees B.I.G's user* YOU WA SHOCK, AI DE SORA GA OCHITEKURU

  • @warmpancaxe
    @warmpancaxe 3 роки тому +3

    Diego Brandos scary monsters would potentially let him turn people into dinosaur nuggies

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 роки тому +2

    22:56 “You, you’re guy who pissed me off” amazing

  • @him3328
    @him3328 6 років тому +9

    19:24 His laugh is the best

  • @parodysam
    @parodysam 2 роки тому +3

    “I stole the breathability from the air”
    End of part 6

  • @KoyFoster
    @KoyFoster 7 років тому +6

    Dude. I just literally just finished reading part 5.

  • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
    @TheArkTheArkTheArk 4 роки тому +2

    Congrats, it may have been several years ago, but when this video came out it was THIS video that got me into Jojo. Simply because I needed to know “what the fuck...?”

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 6 років тому +3

    Oh gawd... woolie was right, that whole "giving birth to jesus' head" thing is grotty, lol. And the face int eh stomach-pannel, oh my lord, lol.

  • @marionordelo2962
    @marionordelo2962 6 років тому +1

    Thanks for making this video. Very cool man.

  • @Th3SmartAlec
    @Th3SmartAlec 7 років тому +101

    43:28 Wait...how did Pucci know about that?

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist  7 років тому +61

      Pucci spent a lot of time with Dio, it's reasonable to assume he either saw or was informed of the knife trick. Or, it could be because of the Green Baby being a weirdo reincarnation of Dio that passed on his tendencies to Pucci upon merging. I dunno. It's fine tho

    • @ChillaxingJay
      @ChillaxingJay 7 років тому +21

      Who cares how Pucci knew that, it's such an awesomely dickish move and I loved it.

    • @morganstedmanms
      @morganstedmanms 7 років тому +36

      He read Jotaro's Disc.

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist  7 років тому +18

      He did, but I wonder if he would've read Dio's final moments? Pucci only needed the diary notes, and he's fanatical to the point that witnessing Dio's demise like that might be akin to committing a grave sin. It sure makes you wonder, though.

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 років тому +2

      Wait, is Pucci saying that he's doing Dio's knife trick? Or is he just doing it, and Jotaro is noticing that it's similar to what Dio did?

  • @benzur3503
    @benzur3503 5 років тому +3

    4:10 I just realized. Hey Ya got the same powers as Soul Train but less flashy

  • @monsouranda2822
    @monsouranda2822 6 років тому +4

    This video convince me to read Vento Aureo and the rest of the series

  • @psycholuigiman
    @psycholuigiman 6 років тому +4

    Wow, freaking Bloom Palace from Tokyo Mirage Sessions was used in this? Shit, I appreciate that. Freaking loved that game. Too bad it's confined to the Wii U and will probably stay there forever.

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist  6 років тому

      ...your comment has spontaneously spawned a TMS LP. Thank you so much, psychologyman!

    • @psycholuigiman
      @psycholuigiman 6 років тому

      Hoyl, shit! I know, right!? Haha! Hoping they finish that one even with all the audio and video stuff they're dealing with.

    • @jpegmakima
      @jpegmakima 4 роки тому +2

      NOT STUCK ANYMORE WOO!

    • @psycholuigiman
      @psycholuigiman 4 роки тому +2

      @@jpegmakima Haha! One of these days, I'll own a Switch and buy that new version of the game. And when I do. . . I guess I'll once again revel in being the only person in my circle of friends who played it.

  • @Abyss3223
    @Abyss3223 7 років тому +28

    MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAAAA.

    • @AquarialTV
      @AquarialTV 7 років тому +6

      As a youtube commenter, you are obligated to post the sauce to your icon. Failure to comply will result in a $200,000 fine and/or up to 10 years in federal prison

    • @andrei11dr97
      @andrei11dr97 7 років тому +2

      DORA DORA DORA DORAAA!

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 5 років тому +1

    one of my favorite clips from them

  • @leblanc3536
    @leblanc3536 3 роки тому +7

    27:22 update from my last post. Joshu still isn’t cool and JJL has like 1 chapter left
    Edit: final post I’ll make about him. JJL ended, he’s not cool, but he’s not the little shit he was in chapter 1

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 3 роки тому +4

      I came back to know, and thank you. Im convinced part 8 doesnt have a villian

  • @NoblePunk
    @NoblePunk 6 років тому +1

    YES!! just when i was about to make a comment about a tracklist!!

  • @jonmkl
    @jonmkl 5 років тому +1

    Wait wtf PSO music?? I was not expecting this!!

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF Рік тому +1

    Arc Nullification is officially described as "Shoot the Shaggy Dog" according to TV Tropes.

  • @astern.7425
    @astern.7425 6 років тому +4

    "Prepare for a dinosaur/vampire timestop"

  • @leblanc3536
    @leblanc3536 4 роки тому +7

    27:22 jojolion ch. 101 has come and gone, joshu still isn’t cool

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF 5 років тому +2

    I was so fucking happy when that 7 page muda got the adaptation

  • @shadedias5563
    @shadedias5563 3 роки тому +2

    Pat talking about arc nullification.
    All I can think of is Future Trunks in Super.

  • @poinsotdrift8027
    @poinsotdrift8027 7 років тому +1

    Great video! However it was pretty hard to hear when pat and woolie were debating what love is with koichi and yukako. The music and the game volume were clashing a bit but other than that segment everything was pretty top notch!

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist  7 років тому +2

      Yeah, I addressed that specific part in another comment. I usually obsessively check over everything before I'm done but somehow the volume level of that song escaped me. This is why you always gotta proofread, kids! Thanks for the feedback.

  • @Deinomimus
    @Deinomimus 7 років тому +5

    Pucci was such bullshit. Jotaro and Johnny combined couldn't out asspull him.
    Also Dio Black is my favorite thing ever.

  • @diegomedina9637
    @diegomedina9637 7 років тому +5

    So now that Liam is gone shouldn't Mat stand be [Star Patinum: The Woold] ?

  • @giguyjoe
    @giguyjoe 7 років тому +6

    25:04 Oh so like Life is Strange.

  • @CyberDanTyrant
    @CyberDanTyrant 6 років тому +2

    9:25 The pat´s stand activated!!

  • @Bread_Bauru
    @Bread_Bauru 6 років тому +16

    29:30 HE LOOKS LIKE ARIN FROM GAME GRUMPS

  • @TheGhostBlackops
    @TheGhostBlackops 3 роки тому

    “Always do your research, Kids”
    -Matt Probably

  • @The5lacker
    @The5lacker 4 роки тому +2

    Coming back to this after learning a bunch of what the fuck Woolie's talking about makes me appreciate this nonsense series even more.

  • @JulesJuno737
    @JulesJuno737 6 років тому +2

    Wow these panels are no joke. :I That's heavy.
    Ehhh POSES amirite heh..heh *collar tug* eeeesh

  • @finalcrash244
    @finalcrash244 7 років тому +5

    The chemicals!

  • @colinmasterson666
    @colinmasterson666 7 років тому +1

    The image on the right at 29:35 looks like Arin from game grumps cosplaying as Valentine. XD

  • @MarvelousPhilly
    @MarvelousPhilly 7 років тому +4

    OHHH MYYY GODDD!

  • @joewall8210
    @joewall8210 6 років тому +2

    43:54 speedwagon about to be crushed by giant boot bottom left

  • @GeminiRosche
    @GeminiRosche 2 роки тому +1

    Heavy Weather is no joke.

  • @CrashBandicootFan100
    @CrashBandicootFan100 7 років тому +6

    I'm guessing scary monsters is based on EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR. So it kinda makes more sense.

    • @tomhchamp
      @tomhchamp 7 років тому +4

      CrashBandicootFan100 No, it's Scary Monsters and Super Creeps by David Bowie

    • @CrashBandicootFan100
      @CrashBandicootFan100 7 років тому

      I know, it's just kinda funny when he can make everything into dinosaurs and object shaped dinos