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I have a great idea for a Halloween episode Linfamy. It's about the haunted Himuro mansion. Some pretty twisted, f**** up shit went down there and it's said that some who went there never came back.
Hey! Chinese medicine was and is super effective!!.... at making 3/4 of the extinct and endangered species list. All for that sweet sweet dried and grounded up panda testy etc
7:21 you have no clue how confused I was like how you pronounced “tea” Because my user name is pronounced “te-yah”, but most people probably assume it’s pronounced “tee” 😂😂😂😂😂
I had a feeling that by "tadpoles" you meant jizz. I never knew that bit of belief was adopted by the Japanese. What's truly unfortunate is how it's seeped into today's manosphere
So Japan already did the 'semen retention' hocus pocus hundreds of years ago and only now the western hemisphere (or, at least on UA-cam and reddit) are trying it out?
The Buddha hand signs are known as Mudra in Hinduism..they are like Gangs signs for spirits it’s a way of showing “gods” that you are their devotee.. if you believe in the most high God Yahowah (YHVH) I would advise against doing this
The idea of the different essences seems similar to the "four humours" of ancient Greek medicine. There's blood, black bile, yellow bile, and phlegm. Too much or too little of any of them was thought to be what caused most diseases. It's wild how theories can sort of converge like that.
I really have to wonder if the inspiration for the four humors came from evidence of disease, such as yellowing of skin and eyes due to liver failure, or even discharge as a byproduct of illness.
@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing That probably played a role, but trial and error were also probably involved. If your crazy unscientific theory about how the body works incentivizes you to accidentally do something that is actually healthy, like eating a varied diet, then people start to think it is true.
@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing there's a theory that the western four humors originated in some one drawing blood an leaving it in a bowl for a while. the blood would congeal and separate into separate layers. A white layer made up of white blood cells, a yellow layer of plasma, a red layer of live blood cells, and a black layer of congealed blood cells
@@auroran8951 I've cleaned up a lot of dried blood and it all just looked like grape jelly to me. The blood in the bowl must have been only partially congealed.
@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing I don't have any first hand experience with it maybe it depends on how long it's been sitting or how deep it is? I don't remember where I originally heard it so it could be bs.
I don't get it. If sperm is concentrated life force in physical form instead of trying not to release it why didn't the shogun just encourage some group activities so he could eat everyone's sperm and extend his life indefinitely
Because a man needs a woman's Jing to be complete. Ancient Daoist priests practice absorbing vaginal fluid through their penis. I don't know why they didn't just drink it though.
Yeah- also green tea (which is likely what it was) is supposed to have health benefits. Or really any tea can be nice at settling your stomach. And it's hydrating too
Somehow I know that when Linfamy used tadpole as an euphimism for sperm. Also I don't know that medieval Japanese already practicing edging. Thanks for that knowledge, I guess.
The idea that climax makes you weak is surprisingly common in many cultures. Must be the fatigue of breeding another bunch of those pesky tadpoles. P.s. girlfriends (or boyfriends) who check your phone are best kicked out, the sooner, the better. Even if you don't cheat on them.
Super interesting as always! Does Japanese Buddhist medicine offer any thoughts on women retaining their lifeforce too, or did they just think about those people of the majestic tadpole pole?
I LOVE that you throw shade over some practices that some people actually WANT to bring back due to some odd fetish associated to the "mysticism" of them despite those same practices were proved wrong by a more accurate method or having results that were debatable at best.
If Sei is a person's lifeforce and its physical manifestation is sperm, how are women even alive. Ok, I've seen a few movies on a popular internet website that have women who, by the end of the movie, are most likely immortal.....and sticky. I'm talking about normal women though, and those like a past girlfriend who avoided Sei like the plague. What were their batteries charged with?
Chinese Medicine (After): We shall introduce the first form of vaccination! Chinese Medicine (Before): Imma swallow a mercury pill to become immortal. Chinese Medicine (Now): “Facepalm”
The elements sound similar to the western medieval belief of the four humors that they believed where in the body and had to be in harmony for long life and health
I think it may be worth mentioning in your videos that both scientific and religious placebos DO work. After eating sugar pills or being prayed over, tumors have shrank. Ailments that couldn't be conventionally treated can still have rapid recovery times if the person is convinced that they should indeed be recovering. The human body is crazy! Outside of modern science, it's entirely possible these folk remedies genuinely helped people. You can hardly blame the priests for continuing a practice that has shown positive results
I was honestly thinking this video would be about some kind of frog medicine. I would totally love a video about ancient Chinese medicine and the use of frogs for healing.
The problem with sei is people get jealous of a kensei or even a sensei. A master can teach everything but you have to be ready to become a super hero.
Great video as always. I love aisan cultures and you make them even better with these jokes. Just wanted to say thanks for spreading the knowledge :), and have a great day for anyone reading this.
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Your videos are always so interesting! I will definitely check them all out.
Turning woman to men
Sounds cursed
@@ihatelivinginscottsdale509 Yet there are many cases of them.
Can you do a video about samurai who fought yokai like Watanabe no Tsuna. (Apologies if I spelt that wrong.)
Linfamy should start a series of sengoku war
"its strange that the brain wasnt a major organ, but for most of you, this is pretty accurate" OUCH XD harsh man
A
"One examines the private parts of your body to cure you, the other is a doctor"
Bruh 💀
Me before video: who would deny tadpoles? They're so cute!
Me after video: oh....oh no...
I don’t think I want to finish this video now….
My favorite statement in this video: "I tested this in Pokemon, and it's true."
This provides a surprising insight into how the life draining succubi are portrayed in Japanese media
I have a great idea for a Halloween episode Linfamy. It's about the haunted Himuro mansion. Some pretty twisted, f**** up shit went down there and it's said that some who went there never came back.
Hey linfamy! I have been a big fan on other accounts, I still love your content and many others do to! Keep up the good work. 🙏
I also share your videos to my cousin, she loves them!
Thanks, glad you like the vids ;)
@@Linfamy No problem!!
Knew this video would be coming soon.
Is this a dirty joke?
This guy always kills me with his humor xD
Maybe he is a migraine that feeds on humor
It's just so dry the way he delivers it and that makes it so much better.
YAY! Best way to start my weekend, with an awesomely educational video from my man Linfamy!!!! You am be my hero!!!
This was great , thanks for the video 😄
Glad you like :)
Omg 😳 You are very sharp/witty. I'm dead. 😂
Yow Linfamy Mandem!!! Make a video about sumo history when it started.. etc
oh that thats why its called seiki
You just keep our minds exploding 😳🤔🤯✌️👍🤟💥💥💥💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️
PLEASE read and do one on the Japanese Spanish American book called "Ikigai" PLEASE?????
Hey! Chinese medicine was and is super effective!!....
at making 3/4 of the extinct and endangered species list.
All for that sweet sweet dried and grounded up panda testy etc
Drink tea and let your tadpoles go
Let them free
That explains the doujin I read.
I think they were trying to run the adrenaline, which is one way to do it. I mean why not get scared? It runs on adrenaline too.
It took me way to long to realize what tadpoles were
Ancient edging. THEY GOT SO CLOSE
7:21 you have no clue how confused I was like how you pronounced “tea”
Because my user name is pronounced “te-yah”, but most people probably assume it’s pronounced “tee” 😂😂😂😂😂
I had a feeling that by "tadpoles" you meant jizz. I never knew that bit of belief was adopted by the Japanese. What's truly unfortunate is how it's seeped into today's manosphere
So, Pokemon are basically Pokemon is as effective as Chinese medicine. Why didn't they just ate a ton of semen like normal people do?
Wha
Look.. in Crusader Kings.. your archbishop is the only guy with over 15 learning skill, of course im gonna choose him
0:40
Looool
Tadpoles huh wow
For me japanese people who live long it's because god still give them new life that is the best gift that He give.😊
another pogger video by limfamy
Another pogger comment by AnomyX
@@Linfamy poggers
Funny thing. Dry ejaculation just directs the tadpoles up into the bladder where you pee it out meaning using was pointless and defeated its purpose.
Hi
So Japan already did the 'semen retention' hocus pocus hundreds of years ago and only now the western hemisphere (or, at least on UA-cam and reddit) are trying it out?
damn what an intro
TCM not so bad yo, better than chugging ibuprofen
The Buddha hand signs are known as Mudra in Hinduism..they are like Gangs signs for spirits it’s a way of showing “gods” that you are their devotee.. if you believe in the most high God Yahowah (YHVH) I would advise against doing this
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Hiii, new video! click👆
You didn't hold back 😂
A quietly hilarious introduction to Chinese Folk Medicine, among other things. Some of your best work, Lin.
Gladly shared.
Thanks! :)
Tadpoles are cute
Baby chimps overwhelm tadpoles in terms of cuteness. Adults may be compared to toads.
Yes and Baby Axolotl are cute too.
You are cute
And so are you
And tasty 😋
Denial was used against life,
it was very effective
"Tea is the secret, to oolong life" 🤣👏 Genius, I adore tea, and this pun 😂
The idea of the different essences seems similar to the "four humours" of ancient Greek medicine. There's blood, black bile, yellow bile, and phlegm. Too much or too little of any of them was thought to be what caused most diseases. It's wild how theories can sort of converge like that.
I really have to wonder if the inspiration for the four humors came from evidence of disease, such as yellowing of skin and eyes due to liver failure, or even discharge as a byproduct of illness.
@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing That probably played a role, but trial and error were also probably involved. If your crazy unscientific theory about how the body works incentivizes you to accidentally do something that is actually healthy, like eating a varied diet, then people start to think it is true.
@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing there's a theory that the western four humors originated in some one drawing blood an leaving it in a bowl for a while. the blood would congeal and separate into separate layers. A white layer made up of white blood cells, a yellow layer of plasma, a red layer of live blood cells, and a black layer of congealed blood cells
@@auroran8951 I've cleaned up a lot of dried blood and it all just looked like grape jelly to me.
The blood in the bowl must have been only partially congealed.
@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing I don't have any first hand experience with it maybe it depends on how long it's been sitting or how deep it is? I don't remember where I originally heard it so it could be bs.
I was honestly expecting the "doctors" to prescribe consuming "tadpoles" to increase your own longevity.
I thought they would be literally denying the existence of tadpoles
I'll have you know my brain is my smoothest and most beautiful organ.
🧠✨
I don't get it.
If sperm is concentrated life force in physical form instead of trying not to release it why didn't the shogun just encourage some group activities so he could eat everyone's sperm and extend his life indefinitely
🤔
I think that there was a Chinese Daoist belief that if you eat your tadpoles after releasing them you keep the life force within yourself.
Because a man needs a woman's Jing to be complete. Ancient Daoist priests practice absorbing vaginal fluid through their penis. I don't know why they didn't just drink it though.
Exercise, good eating, meditation,avoiding conflicts, .. huh.. you know what those ancient monks might have been on to something.
Yeah- also green tea (which is likely what it was) is supposed to have health benefits. Or really any tea can be nice at settling your stomach. And it's hydrating too
Somehow I know that when Linfamy used tadpole as an euphimism for sperm.
Also I don't know that medieval Japanese already practicing edging. Thanks for that knowledge, I guess.
I was talking solely about tadpoles.
The idea that climax makes you weak is surprisingly common in many cultures. Must be the fatigue of breeding another bunch of those pesky tadpoles.
P.s. girlfriends (or boyfriends) who check your phone are best kicked out, the sooner, the better. Even if you don't cheat on them.
LMAO "even when you don't cheat on them"
Bruh, *especially* when you don't cheat on them 😂
it's definitely a major violation of privacy and a big sign that they have trust issues (often, the phone-checkers are the ones who are the cheaters)
Virgin tadpole Believers versus Chad tadpole deniers
Wait, I went in there all innocent thinking about cute tadpoles. But those weren't little frog babies you meant, were they? :c
🤔
"Oolong life". Quali-tea pun right there.
Super interesting as always!
Does Japanese Buddhist medicine offer any thoughts on women retaining their lifeforce too, or did they just think about those people of the majestic tadpole pole?
If the philosophy is followed, then it would be reasonable for prostitutes to live forever.
Women can do too. They have eggs that they can resent eggs back to the brain. If you can master this you will gain super Normal ability.
Yes, they need to be chanted into men first, as stated in the video.
"The best medicine for oolong life."
😂 I had to listen twice, and died a little each time, but in a good way.
I mean.... They weren't wrong about needing a varied and balanced diet for a healthy body
"If it works, it works" - Medieval doctors
Tea is the best medicine for oolong life. It keeps you at pekoe performance.
"Oolong life"....I chuckled too loudly at that one bit🤣
I LOVE that you throw shade over some practices that some people actually WANT to bring back due to some odd fetish associated to the "mysticism" of them despite those same practices were proved wrong by a more accurate method or having results that were debatable at best.
If Sei is a person's lifeforce and its physical manifestation is sperm, how are women even alive. Ok, I've seen a few movies on a popular internet website that have women who, by the end of the movie, are most likely immortal.....and sticky. I'm talking about normal women though, and those like a past girlfriend who avoided Sei like the plague. What were their batteries charged with?
Chinese Medicine (After): We shall introduce the first form of vaccination!
Chinese Medicine (Before): Imma swallow a mercury pill to become immortal.
Chinese Medicine (Now): “Facepalm”
The Mandate of Medicine
@Miguel Silva I could get on board with this one. :D
Hey, it's the adorable Asian History peanut! Hooray!
6:05 who knew edging can lead to immortality! Explains why I'm not even 30 and feel 95 x0
LMFAOOO "wdk if it was mercury poisonning or something else but it was definitely mercury poisonning"
The elements sound similar to the western medieval belief of the four humors that they believed where in the body and had to be in harmony for long life and health
What organ corresponds to wood element? 🤭
I think it would be interesting to see an analysis of the Japanese influences on Dragon ball.
One of your best. Maybe you and ZeFrank should get together and collaberate on the animals of Japan.
"We don't know if it was mercury poisoning or something else... But it was definitely mercury poisoning" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣💀☠️⚰️⚰️
How to avoid blue balls to get more HP.
The timing of the video being posted is so wild. I'm literally in the process of making a video on Qigong as well lol
Keep up the amazing work :)
Can you do Kuchisake Onna (Slit mouthed woman) next I need more Yokai stories-
"For oo-long life." +5 Interwebs.
Linfamy: look it up
me: I am not looking that up
😂
Only half a minute in and this is amazing. Magnum opus perhaps?
Keep up the good work?
I wonder how common prostate issues were among Japanese Buddhist Monks.
I think it may be worth mentioning in your videos that both scientific and religious placebos DO work. After eating sugar pills or being prayed over, tumors have shrank. Ailments that couldn't be conventionally treated can still have rapid recovery times if the person is convinced that they should indeed be recovering. The human body is crazy!
Outside of modern science, it's entirely possible these folk remedies genuinely helped people. You can hardly blame the priests for continuing a practice that has shown positive results
In fairness, Chinese doctors' pursuit for immortality gave us gunpowder and then rockets.
😂🤣😂🤣The pokemon caught me off guard. So girlfriend found out about your ex huh? Seamen😂🤣😂🤣...
Your comedy skills were so on point in this episode, Mr. Linfamy 👌🏽✨
Patient: What can I do to raise my sperm count?
Doctor: I'm afraid you don't have much sei in the matter.
I was honestly thinking this video would be about some kind of frog medicine. I would totally love a video about ancient Chinese medicine and the use of frogs for healing.
Hey I enjoy your Yokai series but can you do Gozu and Mezu aka Ox Head and Horse Face
Dude please you are killing me with these jokes, I had to pause the video several times
It’s true if you do kegels it’s easier to hold it in
🤣😆 "oolong life"
1:25this would be called *omnyodou(shamanism)*
The problem with sei is people get jealous of a kensei or even a sensei. A master can teach everything but you have to be ready to become a super hero.
Hold up.. is Sei the reason Fate used the "Sex mana transfer" excuse?!
pretty good video, but, unless I missed it somehow, you didn't mention poop even once so it will never be on a Best of Linfamy list.
I'd love to see you do a video on the nobility
Interesting that the stomach and intestines are not major organs.
The meaning of "tadpole denial" is not what I imagined...
Coming from Lyfamy I should know better! 😅
Hilarious script! I did notice those puns. Delivered so drily.
Leeuwenhoek first described the shape of sperm in 1677.
I don’t see how they would have linked them to tadpoles.
Honestly Linfamy, doctors then and now are not much different. I still have to take off my pants after I tell the doc I have a tummy ache.
Great video as always. I love aisan cultures and you make them even better with these jokes. Just wanted to say thanks for spreading the knowledge :), and have a great day for anyone reading this.
Few new Buddhists hells if they got lucky got me laughing so hard.