Isn't it ironic how Jack *HATED* the harlequin hat, but due to John's prototyping connecting to the ring his *HEAD* in this transformation IS A HARLEQUIN HAT?
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark, I just detest a man who slacks on homework off the mark, I always spend my evening where there's study, work and song! And like a man, I always bring my study notes alongggggg!
The song that introduced me to Homestuck...... At the time I thought Jack was a random citizen who became super powerful, killed his Home planet, and traveled to the Trolls' planet to commit another planetary genocide. I also thought he was some kind of alien cat.
*Then all of a sudden A white cueball headed vessel for a Demon, A Alien ruler who turns out to be Betty Crocker, and A 8AT SHIT insane Troll from a Different Universe*.
This is the homestuck I knew and loved. I mean, the feel of this is irreplaceable, no matter how incredible ACT 7 was with Overture. It still felt like Andrew Hussie, with Noir becoming the primary villain because he didn't like his shirt. As cool as Collide and ACT 7 were, I kinda miss this.
@@elnahobino but The retcon was very late in and after that there was only one death bein Dirk in collide?? All deaths were impactful for 7,000 whole pages
+twinArmageddons SOLLUX, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMMUNICATING WITH THE HUMANS? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING STUPID, THAT YOU EVEN FORSAKE YOUR OWN CODE NEVER TO SPEAK TO THEM? GOD, I SWEAR I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO DO ANYTHING. -NOT KARKAT.
(*Spoilers for basically the whole comic ahead*) You guys need a villain, so here, take this guy. He's the big threat! Wings, tentacles, scars and all! How are the heroes ever going to beat him?!? Blah, you think that guy was a threat? Nope! He got upgraded, now he has extremely powerful (dog) powers, so you're basically dead. Oh, here's the guy that's been hinted at since the first intermission. He is the ULTIMATE VILLAIN! The TIME TRAVELLING (and probably space travelling too), INDESTRUCTIBLE (except for his two weaknesses), MAN IN THE CAIRO OVERCOAT! You're basically dead once again! Now, we have the Condescention. Controlling Derse, check, psychic powers, check, Lord English powers, check, once ruled Alternia, check, kills off Humanity and floods the Earth, check, giant trident, check, large amount of hair, check. Real big threat. Oh now there's this guy, it's like the fourth Jack Noir we've met so far, and he just broke out of prison with MORE Lord English powers. And he has the Crowbar. And he's covered in blood. And he has a makeshift peg leg which is made out of a spike. But forget all them, they get killed. Back to Lord English. Finally, the true villain. EPIC BATTLE TIME! Actually, forget that guy, all I want is a happy ending. R.I.P. Jackspers Noirlecrow, and his spot as the main villain.
Oh wait! There is another One who was the host body of The Man in the Cairo Overcoat! It is! Mr. Vanilla Milkshake! Oh wait! He is the smartest Villain in The Universe! He rarely even Settles scores! He really most Of the time just nudges it in the correct direction! He also is The Secondary Leader of The Timeidiots! Except that he is really smart! OH WAIT, HE ALSO RAISED THE MAID TO BE THE CAIRO OVERCOAT'S MINION! WAIT WHAT! THE MAID IS NAMED DAMARA?! ISNT THAT THE DANCESTOR'S NAME. Aw forget it I quit *Shoots self*
You forgot Vriska, Gamzee and Spades Slick / the Midnight Crew. The Felt are also technically a problem, and the Horrorterrors seem a little sketchy too
Have you hated a hat so god damn much, that you killed every single person in the universe, and went to a completely different one, and fucking slaughtered everyone there?
This would be an EPIC Strife theme. Like just the beginning is a staredown confrontation sorta thing and then they leap into the actual fight at 0:35 with the "STRIFE" header appearing, and they start aggrieve as usual- But it would be sooooo badass if it was interactive. God how I want this. I have been thinking about it too long.
@Jack Kerger I may have made a mario maker 2 level with Time On My Side and used the bits of Black it contains to play for a boss rush arena (inspired by the flash [S] Dave: accelerate). The ID for this level is B3T-C4N-Y4G :)
You did a great job with this extension! I've seen "extended" versions that were really just looped, with obvious breaks in the audio. This, by contrast, was seamless. Well done!
I cant tell if you people are being sarcastic. Like, why would you be looking through the comments of a homestuck video from something several years old and expect no mention of homestuck? :?
+Claude Wicked It is called courtesy. Some people may be currently reading homestuck. They may have yet to reach this point in the story, but have thoroughly explored the music. Hence, spoiler alerts.
The Pain I don't believe my profile picture has ever been the direct cause of cancer in a person, and if it has, please have the person contact me as I do not wish to be branded as the source of all cancer in this world.
The Pain Excuse me, but I drew it myself. It's my property and my creation, not something I took from online. It may look weird when it's in the little profile circle, but it's still mine.
Well, I'm getting CLOSE... I made it to act 4, and it only took me a week and a half... And that was yesterday... Ugh, this awesome comic is too dang long (and awesome)
Booksy McBooks It sounds like a woman and if what Killer Cake is saying is true then it fits in with the 'Make HER a member of the Midnight Crew' thing at the beginning.
Terezi Pyrope Well, at the beginning it's literally said "Make her a member of the Midnight Crew" At first I couldn't understand myself but after listening to this thing for like 10 times today I finally understand BECAUSE YES
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Isn't it ironic how Jack *HATED* the harlequin hat, but due to John's prototyping connecting to the ring his *HEAD* in this transformation IS A HARLEQUIN HAT?
Lmao
"Ironic. He could save others from death but not himself."
The difference is this one's black
Ryuuzaki It looks more like a crown.
Aaron LeBlanc He wanted a cooler harlequin hat xd.
Homestuck normally: -----------
Homestuck if the kids told jack that the ring gave him a harlequin hat: ---
*aggressively does homework*
I'M A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark,
I just detest a man who slacks on homework off the mark,
I always spend my evening where there's study, work and song!
And like a man, I always bring my study notes alongggggg!
luminantAegis Your extended songs have literally become my homework music. Best for this are at the price of oblivion and unite synchronization.
If I listened to this song while doing homework, I'll assure you, I'll rip and tear apart my papers pretending I'm Jack Noir.
boa c No, i mean by pretending I'm killing someone. Cuz he does a lot of that, obviously.
Anime Moe Good. Now do it at 1.5 speed.
so dancy and jazzy at the same time and then it gets all retro gamey-ish while still maintaining the jazz
The song that introduced me to Homestuck......
At the time I thought Jack was a random citizen who became super powerful, killed his Home planet, and traveled to the Trolls' planet to commit another planetary genocide. I also thought he was some kind of alien cat.
you werent THAT far off
well jack is kinda right,those fucking clown hats tottaly could drive people insane.
We all remember the day
when the bishop became king
and chaos ruled the kingdom
*Then all of a sudden A white cueball headed vessel for a Demon, A Alien ruler who turns out to be Betty Crocker, and A 8AT SHIT insane Troll from a Different Universe*.
+Iconoclasm_ It's snowing on mount fuji
+CodeGibus lol
+CodeGibus Amazing.
And spoilers for EOA6
*THE KING IS DETHRONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
This is the homestuck I knew and loved. I mean, the feel of this is irreplaceable, no matter how incredible ACT 7 was with Overture. It still felt like Andrew Hussie, with Noir becoming the primary villain because he didn't like his shirt.
As cool as Collide and ACT 7 were, I kinda miss this.
And we still have no idea what happened to Jack other than that MS Paint patched him up :(
Actually, he´s living with MS Paint in the Felt Manssion.
[SPOILER ALERT]
Good times when a character died and we were all like
"OH SHIT"
instead of
"Oh no, X character died.... JOHN, RETCON, NOW!!"
@@elnahobino but
The retcon was very late in and after that there was only one death bein Dirk in collide?? All deaths were impactful for 7,000 whole pages
I miss when homestuck WAS homestuck.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make her a member
Of the Midnight Crew
StevetheVegetable that is not okay
How so?
i would also like to know why this is not 0K
are you implying that that all eridians are equius'?
AppaBalloonPro yes
jack noir isn't invited to my birthday party
Good
It'll leave him more time to come to mine!
+twinArmageddons SOLLUX, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMMUNICATING WITH THE HUMANS? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING STUPID, THAT YOU EVEN FORSAKE YOUR OWN CODE NEVER TO SPEAK TO THEM? GOD, I SWEAR I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO DO ANYTHING.
-NOT KARKAT.
I disagree.
+Ze Flaffy Pamcaek But he killed at parties D:D
No more happy homestuck times. Enter Jack Noir.
+ilovemywife Sannhetsverd ...the hell are you talking about?
***** That has nothing to do with my comment. I just said jack noir completely ruined happy homestuck.
+Calico Kingsman Well, confusing plot shit is kinda what makes Homestuck, Homestuck!
True
+Batopia Carpenter instead of [S] Jack: Ascend, it should've been [S] Enter Noir.
i didnt know music till i found homestuck
i didnt knew music till i found JOJO
*sings chase while running backwards to oblivion*
relatable
You expect me to believe that you didn't know what music was until you found Homestuck? This is why schools exist, silly.
EpicDaMan he was joking xD
as was I
(*Spoilers for basically the whole comic ahead*)
You guys need a villain, so here, take this guy. He's the big threat! Wings, tentacles, scars and all! How are the heroes ever going to beat him?!?
Blah, you think that guy was a threat? Nope! He got upgraded, now he has extremely powerful (dog) powers, so you're basically dead.
Oh, here's the guy that's been hinted at since the first intermission. He is the ULTIMATE VILLAIN! The TIME TRAVELLING (and probably space travelling too), INDESTRUCTIBLE (except for his two weaknesses), MAN IN THE CAIRO OVERCOAT! You're basically dead once again!
Now, we have the Condescention. Controlling Derse, check, psychic powers, check, Lord English powers, check, once ruled Alternia, check, kills off Humanity and floods the Earth, check, giant trident, check, large amount of hair, check. Real big threat.
Oh now there's this guy, it's like the fourth Jack Noir we've met so far, and he just broke out of prison with MORE Lord English powers. And he has the Crowbar. And he's covered in blood. And he has a makeshift peg leg which is made out of a spike.
But forget all them, they get killed. Back to Lord English. Finally, the true villain. EPIC BATTLE TIME!
Actually, forget that guy, all I want is a happy ending.
R.I.P. Jackspers Noirlecrow, and his spot as the main villain.
+N Horvath Rest is spaghetti never forgetty jack's another arm. ;_;
Oh Yeah, and here's Gamzee. And some other Trolls that fuck shit up and immediately die afterwards.
Oh wait! There is another One who was the host body of The Man in the Cairo Overcoat! It is! Mr. Vanilla Milkshake! Oh wait! He is the smartest Villain in The Universe! He rarely even Settles scores! He really most Of the time just nudges it in the correct direction! He also is The Secondary Leader of The Timeidiots! Except that he is really smart! OH WAIT, HE ALSO RAISED THE MAID TO BE THE CAIRO OVERCOAT'S MINION! WAIT WHAT! THE MAID IS NAMED DAMARA?! ISNT THAT THE DANCESTOR'S NAME. Aw forget it I quit *Shoots self*
Rest in Piece Crippled impaled crow jester swordsman Jack ); (And we still have no idea what happens to him after MS Paint patches him up!)
You forgot Vriska, Gamzee and Spades Slick / the Midnight Crew. The Felt are also technically a problem, and the Horrorterrors seem a little sketchy too
Suddenly, I loved this song, despite I haven't read Homestuck yet.
Make • Him • A • Member • Of • The • Homestuck • Crew
UPDATE: Currently reading Homestuck.
+Averoid The Gamer SAME!!! BTW, NICE PAPYRUS PIC!
+Averoid The Gamer NYEH HEH HEH!!!
+Averoid The Gamer THANK YOU!
God, Toby is just too good. This is by far my favorite of his work.
Probably yes
Graveyard stuffers.
*shoves people out the way*
*sprints*
*angrily slams doors open*
im a mEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREWWW
Have you hated a hat so god damn much, that you killed every single person in the universe, and went to a completely different one, and fucking slaughtered everyone there?
You know what they say...
M A D A S A H A T T E R .
EYYYYYY
I like my music like I like my coffee:
*Black*
Veralos blapck
69 likes . NoIcE . I like my coffee like I like the ice age baby as in I absolutely DESPISE it and think it should *DIE*
*B L A P K*
This would be an EPIC Strife theme. Like just the beginning is a staredown confrontation sorta thing and then they leap into the actual fight at 0:35 with the "STRIFE" header appearing, and they start aggrieve as usual- But it would be sooooo badass if it was interactive. God how I want this. I have been thinking about it too long.
@Jack Kerger I may have made a mario maker 2 level with Time On My Side and used the bits of Black it contains to play for a boss rush arena (inspired by the flash [S] Dave: accelerate). The ID for this level is B3T-C4N-Y4G :)
You did a great job with this extension! I've seen "extended" versions that were really just looped, with obvious breaks in the audio. This, by contrast, was seamless. Well done!
math assignment just became 100% better.
thank you.
Listening to homestuck music is how I got into the fandom
GingerGamer
Same
not me
Same here pal
Man, I loved jack before he became bec.
Claude Wicked Keep your spoilers to yourself, JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE
I cant tell if you people are being sarcastic. Like, why would you be looking through the comments of a homestuck video from something several years old and expect no mention of homestuck? :?
+Claude Wicked It is called courtesy. Some people may be currently reading homestuck. They may have yet to reach this point in the story, but have thoroughly explored the music. Hence, spoiler alerts.
Maybe dont read the comments of something, then?
Common sense is more reliable than someone elses common courtesy.
Have u finished yet?
The description has been under construction for five years, it seems.
Lol
Probably one of my favorite homestuck themes, and i dont even know what homestuck is.
its a webcomic made in like 2007 and it ended last year oof
I would definitely recommend reading it, I’m currently on page 5,000 something. No regrets.
Just stay away from the fandom. Lol
GoldAnimations damn I made this comment 2 years ago lol still haven’t read homestuck. I don’t really plan to but maybe I will.
I'd like to thank you for all the work and time you put into these videos. Bless you, and good luck!
petition to make this the theme of the Hiveswap Jack boss battle
ill sign
B-)
I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TINGLIES AT 1:22
I get tingles when the BASS COMES IN
+Maxine Wumbleguffin aka 0:35
The tingles
wow, you actually meant literally. I do too
THE TINGLES ARE REAL
Ahh, this video was my first experience with Homestuck. It was glorious. I sold my soul to Hussie. Worth it.
1:11 "I'm an almanac"
It won't go away now, all i hear is "i'm an almanac" thanks sm
omfg it actually does
Best Jack, W̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ Best song.
becky zyvonoski good dog, best friend. Jack causes many people's ends.
jack noir is my favorite character
remember when homestuck was the light of the internet?..
I wish I was there
i was i had a computer and i was 15 when homestuck was alive
This is now the only thing I listen to. Thanks so much for making this awesome extension!
This is also what got me into homestuck, so double thanks!
now someone should make “Gray”, a remix of Black and White.
just finished homestuck yesterday,still waching and rereading them nonstop.
*blasts door open* iM A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREWWW
The Jack of Spades has ascended to an Ace.
the beginning tho...it gave me the chills....
IM A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW
'This isn't even my final form!!"
I got my brother to read Homestuck because of this song ._.
+Kellyy 579 oh my somebody who knows about wings of fire AND homestuk besides me. nice
End Terminal YES
+Kellyy 579 make that three people
Omg! I know both too!
Five
this is too much nostalgia for my heart to handle
This sounds soooo wicked!
BEST. SONG. EVER.
The Pain
I don't believe my profile picture has ever been the direct cause of cancer in a person, and if it has, please have the person contact me as I do not wish to be branded as the source of all cancer in this world.
The Pain
Excuse me, but I drew it myself. It's my property and my creation, not something I took from online. It may look weird when it's in the little profile circle, but it's still mine.
+The Rainbow Phoenix Art & Design I rather like your pic. Nice drawing!
+Edmond Castri Thanks, Karkat XD I changed it for the holiday season but I'll be switching it back soon.
-> Jack : Fondly Regard Katana- wait no bluh
Omg, this is my jam.
would love a ten hour version of this because it is so awesome
This needs an acoustic remix.
This will be possible when we have multiple people playing an acoustic guitar all at the same time.
Liquid Negrocity is the closest you'll get
@@kimernhansen5624 Sir, please, that term is antiquated. I believe you mean African-American City, otherwise known as New Orleans.
s-tier bop right here
You know, all this chaos could've been avoided.IF HE WOULVE JUST WORN THE HAT
Yeah, but mostly the hat.
Jack Black
End me
-oh
caliborn hired jack noir to kill the wrong person, eh?
lol everytime i listen to this it gives me chills.
this is so good
this is one of the few songs that you can't speed up to make it sound better
i just tried it and it's literal hell
agreed
I love the beat
so engaging
I listen to this and I'm able to type so much faster than normal, this shit slaps oml
The first seconds are clearly the best thing in this theme even though the whole thing is good anyway .
Well, I'm getting CLOSE... I made it to act 4, and it only took me a week and a half... And that was yesterday... Ugh, this awesome comic is too dang long (and awesome)
omg this is my favorite song >u
amazing
Jesus when I saw the midnight crew I didn't think they would be a focus on the main story boy was i wrong
I am on act 5 btw
baxk then HS was the light of the internet,then Undertale stole thunder,But HS is still alive and well.
black is such a hacker, stabbing a person using a sword with 1 hand
his name is jack noir
*black noir*
Jack Noir means Blackjack in French
_I'M A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW_
* make her a member of the midnight crew
[S] Jack: Feel Stabby ==>
I love jack almost as much as I hate jack
Yeah, that's my jam!
when that damn heartbeat started
god damn do i have to actually finish homestuck one of these days
I love the beginning of the song
this song got me into homestuck
The song that got me into Homestuck.
When you realize when you have 1 arm >:(
What everyone writes: "Make her/I'm/Become a member of the Midnight Crew."
What I hear: "Make them all remember of the Midnight Crew."
Todos recordamos el día
cuando el obispo se convirtió en rey
y el caos gobernó el reino
MMMMM i havent listened to homestuck music in so loNG memories
**3/28/16 update posted**
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO JACK'S THEMES ALL DAY.
But those parts with the guy laughing in the background
No, he's saying, "I'm a member of the" and sometimes add on "Midnight crew"
dude srsly
Booksy McBooks It sounds like a woman and if what Killer Cake is saying is true then it fits in with the 'Make HER a member of the Midnight Crew' thing at the beginning.
Terezi Pyrope Well, at the beginning it's literally said "Make her a member of the Midnight Crew"
At first I couldn't understand myself but after listening to this thing for like 10 times today I finally understand
BECAUSE YES
MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS Ok?
I love homestuck X3
23 people died today *coughwentonamurderspreecough*
That slap bass
Help this song is in my head now-
This is it, Ihave sold my soul to Hussie and even after almost a year after reading it I can't fucking leave it.
NOW WE SPEED IT UP TO 1.25 KIDS!
no....
o my pug.....
un Demoman ikr
you open my mind
*woot woot* I've heard this entire thing like 30 times XD
I think this would match for Mother 3 because just imagine the attack combo rhythm thingy. XD
Soon.
Toby Fox is a musical genius!
Not firtst.
And thanks for this extend!
Woaaaaaaaayou gotta 2000 likes!
how many times can one listen to a song before it's too much? for this song, never.
yes yes yes and a million times yesssssssssssssssssss
When your oc is so edgy they kill everything by glaring in its general direction
I just now noticed that Jack did a middle finger. :u
I thought that was the queen
MHHHMMMNNN I can hear some Casino Night inthis
Toby, C’mon! This should be remixed for sans’ boss fight instead of megalovania!
Well. I haven't gotten this far and I'm listening to it. xD
this is so much better than the brainless bullshit they play on mainstream radio
I FUCKING LOVE YOU.