The DUMBEST 911 Phone Calls.
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
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Giving callouts to a dispatcher is crazy
🎉 22:35
@@fallingrez1133 w
“I was playing siege”💀💀💀
Lmaoooo
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Deadass if i got swatted i wouldve said the same thing lmao 💀💀💀
“Omg guys you won’t believe what just happened while I was AFK”😭🤣
Butt dialed the suicide hotline once. Was acting gay with the homies
relatable
Not even possible unless you had it in your last call favorite list. It's not a 3 letter number it's much harder😂
@@cooperallen7145 I think it’s like 888 or something there’s a new one
@@cooperallen7145 it’s 988
@@cooperallen7145it’s 988
When I was 19 a lady called the cops on me at the library for talking about defusing a bomb. I was playing counter strike lmao. I had no wifi at my house so I'd chill in the back of the library away from any people on my laptop and I'd quietly use my headset. Thankfully the dispatcher called the library first and the security guard knew what was up right away. He came up to me laughing saying SWAT almost came because I won a round (he played too). The guy that butt dialed while playing Siege totally reminded me of that
Thats the greatest fucking story ever bro 😂😂😂
CSGO: Library
I feel bad for Joe having to read some of his brain-rot comments
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W Joe and L chat are the two most common things I see like how rotted are their brains to sit there and comment the same thing 6 000 times
“I ate five homeless people because i though they were watermelons”
I haven’t even watched the video yet but I don’t think this will make sense even if I do
@@ImaSpinachLeaf you are correct
SAME
@@ImaSpinachLeafjust a little joke doesn’t have to make much sense
band kid humor
The first one happens so often they have a term
“Suicide by cop”
fr shit is sad asf
butt dialing the cops is crazy
Me: so how is it good to be a dispatcher
Dispatcher: yeah some guy was playin Six Seige
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One time when I was around 9 I think I was playing COD and butt dialed 911 but luckily I picked up before anyone arrived. Every time I think back on that I start bursting out laughing.
2:35 made me laugh with a mouthful of ramen 😂
it's all over the table now💀💀💀
Uploading this video as if you didn’t DESTROY my ability to walk twenty minutes ago
Bro what 💀
Nah fr. Left my legs shaking yesterday. Straight up tremors
We all miss him but this is disrespectful to his name. #longlivejoe
LMAOO
Nahhhhhhhhh
My dad got fired from his job for being Jewish. He's a good guy though and didn't want to leave his boss on bad terms so he emailed him saying he wanted to meet at the office. He arrived there and sat in his car waiting. (He's a coffee guy so he brought some coffee as a parting gift for his boss). Then after sitting in his car (he never left the vehicle) the police showed up after his boss called them on him. He talked with the cops for a bit and then they decided the call was bs. They let him go and now we are suing him. Discrimination and such. He also made a bs excuse for firing him even though my dad was a great employee. My dad was on a sick leave when he was fired even though a few days before he and his boss were best friend's. Now my dad was very hesitant to tell anyone about him being Jewish/Israeli considering what is happening but he trusted his boss enough. Which was clearly a mistake. What I'm trying to say is people are dick heads and my dad was fired beacuse of some racist dip shit.
"I shot him through the window there's still two inside, going round the back to shoot the rest of them"
911 dispatch: "please god, sir don't do it
dies and proceeds to call the other person a slur
“Wamai dead. Killed two!”
Omg as a 911 dispatcher I'm so pumped to hear these. Every day people leave me speechless. EDIT: Idk why these are called the "dumbest". They're not dumb. The people are, but the calls aren't.
Dumb calls are all around dumb. This week a woman called 911, not non-emergency, because a car had been parked across from her house, on the public street with someone waiting inside, for 15 minutes (they always exaggerate the time too, so I'm guessing 5 min) and it's "suspicious" because "that car doesn't belong to anyone in this neighborhood!"
1. Sure thing. You know EVERY car from your neighborhood, right. Also, god forbid a neighbor have a friend or family member come by and wait to pick them up. Impossible! They must be up to something!
I'd love to have so much free time that I notice a car that's been outside 5-15 minutes.
Can we all agree Joe has the best outro?
He does
joe is funny as fuck dude, no other content creator makes me laugh this much
Him and caseoh are the only ones that make me laugh out loud
Editors uploading his drafts , almost like he’s still here 😢
We miss you Joe! Fly high 🕊️
You’re not funny.
tiktok type comment
@@chickennuggetfatYou're
@@reqquis are you actually mentally ill?
@@chickennuggetfat Neither are you bro, calm down champ.
With the first guy, a lot of the time, people who want to endgame themselves won’t do it because they don’t want to burden the rest of their loved ones with their death or with guilt over the sewerslide. Having someone else do it takes away that feeling of being a burden. Angelina Jolie actually tried this at 19, except she straight up hired a hitman (who actually was the guy who ended up saving her). That first guy just used the free option cause normal people can’t hire hitmen
Their this guy on TikTok the story was kinda long but in short his kid had his phone and he was playing call of duty and the police heard gunshots and the guy saying get down get than the police came to him
bro ur pfp
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must be the same acorn officer
The siege one is so relatable 💀💀
NOT THE FIRST CLIP right down the road from my house 😂😂😂
You just gave us your home location 💀
Joe never fails to fondle my flowberries
Yo what?
relatable
erm... what the sigma?
same
Right
Thats the recap guy, mystery recapped
Joe getting pissed at bad storytelling is the funniest and most valid shit ever lmao
my boy elijah unranked and butt dialed the fuckin police
Bro, your videos are gold.
Ew a bot
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Joe never fails to make a 4 hour car drive seem like 20 minutes
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Fly high big guy🙏🙏🕊
cop: did you win the game
kid: ....no
cop: *hesitates* whats your KD?
kid: .... 0.06
cop:........maam your sons going to jail tonight. dont stay up.
bro the throwing a bong out the window part killed me😭😭😭😭
i’ve watched joe all day
Joe never fails to spread them buns 🙏
Ive dialed 911 with my ass 2 twice while playing pickup
the dispatchers need to be trained in siege lingo now
THATS THE MOVIE MAN
Loving the videos man, I didn’t realize I wasn’t subscribed for some time even though I watch your videos all the time.
BRO YOU ASKED TO TALK WITH A SUPERVISOR FOR YOURE INTERNET????😂😂
I pocket called my whole school group chat... 😭
Love you Joey
Joe boutta carry the summer🤑🐉🐐
blessed be thou when joe uploads
I almost butt-dialed emergency services one time.. and by one time, I mean several times 😭
My cup of Joe in the morning
The only time I’ve ever asked to see the manager was when I got stung by a wasp in Walmart and wanted to make sure they were aware of the incident.
last day of school joe ya really helped me thru it
My friend was playing cod and he accidentally butt dialed 911 and took him a while to realize he was talking to 911
fire vid joe
its like hes still with us🕊🕊🕊fly high joe
I feel called out with the 0.6 kd roast😞
W Bart for the upload it’s fire
watching the first one and my dumbass went to go type in chat
Some people really test the limits of common sense 🤦♂
Ubisoft gonna ban him for leaving too
2:36 bro got 2 sacks
Joe never fails to fill up my insides!!!😎😎
W Joe another great upload fr ✔️
right on time
perfect timing
Bro that crazy
the last one happened in my neighborhood
joey is back yay
ILY joe
with the first one there was a guy at my school and literally less than a month ago he stabbed a man at a local bunnings and he got tased 3 times while walking towards police with a knife, he ended up getting shot and died, he also had a history of mental health and he ended up being an extremist he was only 16 (luckily the man he stabbed survived im pretty sure)
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Fly high joe will miss y o u 🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊
Love the vids!
Shoutout Fort Wayne !
“Yeah, uh I was play siege and told the guy I killed his whole family” 💀
is that mystery reccapped!
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the person who made the video sounds like the guy who summarizes movies on youtube
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This is a true story, I was play fighting with my girlfriend (now ex) last year on halloween night, My phone fell under the couch and a chicken wing somehow called the police. They heard her squealing cause we were play fighting and came to the house 😭
man its like he just uploaded .. rip joe, fly high 🕊 🕊 🕊
DAWG THE SECOND STORY WAS IN MY TOWN I DRIVE BY THAT AUTO SHOP ALL THE TIME
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W post hope your vacation was nice!
The first video in the stream is called suicide by cop
Who else thought the narrator looked AI generated?
I watched this like 3 hours before this,welp guess we’re watching joe Bart now Lmao
Interesting perspective, got me thinking!
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18:30 HIS PHONE ISNT EVEN BROKEN😭
“Fort Wayne, Indiana” me: well shit..
i miss joe so much
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Rest in peace king 💔
I have almost called the cops by accident too i stopped it right as i dialed it so ig didnt go through
Js opened UA-cam W timing
Where is the sponsorship part? Make that bag haha
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Fort wayne thats crazy 🤣
It works tho😂😂
Finally, I'm on time
love you jow