You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores

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  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 4 роки тому +18498

    So:
    -State your name
    -Say the line
    -Say something a serial killer would say
    -Strike a pose

    • @yihyen
      @yihyen 4 роки тому +569

      WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD LMFAO

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 роки тому +239

      but what about all those ducks T.T

    • @yukkuri9144
      @yukkuri9144 4 роки тому +329

      Correction
      -say something a romantic serial killer would say

    • @imk2007
      @imk2007 4 роки тому +360

      I can see the statue of liberty from here

    • @isiahwoodard
      @isiahwoodard 4 роки тому +28

      Yup

  • @meyas
    @meyas 5 років тому +6781

    "I can see the statue of liberty from here"
    *dislocates back

  • @laineyluvslanadelrey
    @laineyluvslanadelrey Рік тому +242

    nightmare blunt rotation

    • @nonconnahordeath
      @nonconnahordeath 5 днів тому +2

      you could stop at five or six puffs, or just one

  • @cameron-mp3lz
    @cameron-mp3lz 5 років тому +3379

    “can i ask you kind of a weird question?”
    “💃”

    • @dirtygaragewiffleball9621
      @dirtygaragewiffleball9621 5 років тому +5

      1000th like lol

    • @gdnatural2.232
      @gdnatural2.232 5 років тому +1

      Dirty Garage Wiffleball I WAS ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE FAKER

    • @kkkatsuki
      @kkkatsuki 5 років тому +1

      LIKE A BOSS MEMES! calm your ass down lol

    • @guppy12b
      @guppy12b 5 років тому +2

      @@dirtygaragewiffleball9621 or just one.

    • @hkg2310
      @hkg2310 5 років тому

      all i been thinking about loooooool

  • @maliciousbugman
    @maliciousbugman 9 років тому +22441

    Choose Your Character

    • @oliviaf4411
      @oliviaf4411 8 років тому +911

      +Platinum the Trinity she doesnt need friends, though, they disappoint her

    • @Peace8267
      @Peace8267 8 років тому +621

      Carla Shaw
      Car-Car-Car-Car Carla Shaw!
      (super smash bros melee)

    • @captaing.mainwaring5252
      @captaing.mainwaring5252 8 років тому +125

      +BullockDS Richard Forkin.

    • @thehotguy773
      @thehotguy773 8 років тому +317

      +BullockDS Honey, you got a big storm comin.

    • @littledemand5346
      @littledemand5346 8 років тому +80

      +BullockDS Joe Banks sounds like he can fight.

  • @ARUiARTfr
    @ARUiARTfr 4 роки тому +3545

    “Can I ask you kind of a weird question?”
    *poses*

    • @ARUiARTfr
      @ARUiARTfr 4 роки тому +137

      “I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
      Proceeds to try martial arts

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 4 роки тому +27

      people say that time heals all wombs !!!!

    • @Ant_0n_y0u
      @Ant_0n_y0u 3 роки тому +41

      👩🏼
      👉🏻👚👉🏻
      🦵🏻🦵🏻

    • @1st_player_XD
      @1st_player_XD 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @noahclark7603
      @noahclark7603 3 роки тому +4

      That was my favorite part

  • @Rum-Runner
    @Rum-Runner Рік тому +750

    3:55
    Poor guy. There’s no way they didn’t call him “Dick Foreskin”. Imagine going your whole life with a name like that.

    • @spookboi
      @spookboi Рік тому

      dick foreskin or fork in dick

    • @NickPapison
      @NickPapison Рік тому +147

      what’s hilarious to me is that he introduces himself as richard but they label him as dick 😭 such an unfortunate nick name

    • @gsaucegaming6635
      @gsaucegaming6635 Рік тому +6

      He also had a “Rocky moment”

    • @arctos333
      @arctos333 8 місяців тому +3

      I don’t think these are their real names. I mean, whose name is melody or beanie?

    • @Rum-Runner
      @Rum-Runner 8 місяців тому +14

      @@arctos333 You’d be surprised. I know quite a few people named Melody tbf, it’s not an uncommon name.

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 7 років тому +3176

    It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.

    • @anthonyhughes8026
      @anthonyhughes8026 7 років тому +11

      Koen Van Damme lmao

    • @mickymikado4240
      @mickymikado4240 7 років тому +50

      I read this comment at 1 in the morning and I absolutely cracked up almost woke the household lmao

    • @redhadoken3172
      @redhadoken3172 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Etomia
      @Etomia 6 років тому +3

      Koen Van Damme why can I not superlike a comment on UA-cam :')

    • @AkenoFrost
      @AkenoFrost 6 років тому

      😆 LMAO

  • @melatoniin
    @melatoniin 5 років тому +7912

    “I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.”
    wow. that’s deep.

    • @anthraxiii7753
      @anthraxiii7753 5 років тому +61

      the only thing that is deep is my pain in this ungodly world

    • @teenyweeny3005
      @teenyweeny3005 5 років тому +1

      where’s ur pfp from?

    • @wonkwev
      @wonkwev 5 років тому +18

      I feel like a deer in the headlights of false hope whenever I get close with a girl

    • @maddestoflads5040
      @maddestoflads5040 5 років тому +13

      are you 14, cuz that would make sense if so

    • @Battery_Acid_666
      @Battery_Acid_666 5 років тому +4

      You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one

  • @professoroak2568
    @professoroak2568 4 роки тому +4319

    Teacher: Ok class time to introduce yourself
    The class:

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 роки тому +126

      my introduction : 0:54

    • @Basher.G
      @Basher.G 4 роки тому +18

      I didn't know Yukudstopet Fievorsickstors Orjustwon is such a common name

    • @MickeyMouse-jg8ql
      @MickeyMouse-jg8ql 4 роки тому +51

      My introduction: 0:09

    • @Basher.G
      @Basher.G 4 роки тому +5

      @@MickeyMouse-jg8ql hello Eyedoneefreds Theidy Sapoinmee

    • @honestlyowain1121
      @honestlyowain1121 4 роки тому +25

      Hi my name is Owain
      You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
      My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway
      🕺

  • @goatherds
    @goatherds 2 роки тому +175

    3:40 “I want him - and I know you can’t keep him forever…” is chilling 😳😱🫣

    • @AlyssaRueckert
      @AlyssaRueckert 3 місяці тому +16

      her’s was pretty good i think! still weird contextless, but she was one of the few who seemed like a believable actor

    • @nonconnahordeath
      @nonconnahordeath 5 днів тому +2

      a few of these folks have genuine talent and that lady is definitely one of them

  • @RingPop14
    @RingPop14 5 років тому +3280

    “I can’t stand it when she touches me”

  • @cherrytoli
    @cherrytoli 4 роки тому +5032

    teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
    the test:

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 роки тому +3361

    Even knowing these are acting auditions, some of these just make no sense.

    • @katiekate2999
      @katiekate2999 4 роки тому +421

      Finally someone explains some context lmao.
      I still have no idea what the fuck is going on

    • @givecamichips
      @givecamichips 4 роки тому +205

      At least one of them is from an improv class, so being given weird stuff and making it work was a goal for some of them.

    • @chocolatepudding1241
      @chocolatepudding1241 4 роки тому +136

      Katie Kate oh this whole time, I thought it was a weird commercial

    • @misocompilations1044
      @misocompilations1044 4 роки тому +28

      an unus annus fan, i see you’re a man of taste

    • @Johnwicklover1994
      @Johnwicklover1994 4 роки тому +22

      Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

  • @Gabby-fc1dv
    @Gabby-fc1dv 5 років тому +11987

    “Can I ask you a kind of weird question?...”
    🕺🏼

  • @razer5harp54
    @razer5harp54 2 місяці тому +33

    This is like a really calm nightmare with an emphasis on the unknowable life of strangers

  • @PseudoPseudoDionysius
    @PseudoPseudoDionysius 5 років тому +3994

    These people are the default sims in The Sims 1 come to life.

  • @collardgreens5633
    @collardgreens5633 5 років тому +3229

    1:08 “I can see the statue of liberty from here”
    *Fights the air and gets injured*

  • @annascarpone6357
    @annascarpone6357 5 років тому +18171

    can i ask you kind of a weird question?
    **aggressive finger guns**

    • @caludmorel5473
      @caludmorel5473 5 років тому +70

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nick_the_xiv8721
      @nick_the_xiv8721 5 років тому +287

      Thats me trying to flirt😂

    • @koozboy
      @koozboy 5 років тому +87

      TOP 10 ANIME CLIFFHANGERS

    • @galacticlaser4461
      @galacticlaser4461 5 років тому +72

      That’s the question, her pose was the question

    • @ffy0000
      @ffy0000 5 років тому +152

      bisexuals:

  • @jasonbordine1396
    @jasonbordine1396 2 роки тому +219

    6:37 when the cashier says “enjoy your food” and you respond “thanks, you too”

    • @ultraaquamarine
      @ultraaquamarine Рік тому +12

      Idk why it's that bad. They will have food at some point in the future.

    • @samandom8772
      @samandom8772 4 місяці тому +6

      You could stop at 5 or 6 cashiers, or just one.

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile 2 місяці тому

      ​@@samandom8772Would one person fill you up though? Better keep going

  • @Jesse-ri5ud
    @Jesse-ri5ud 5 років тому +2261

    this entire video is a journey through all the levels of hell

  • @SwaggerSonic
    @SwaggerSonic 5 років тому +5983

    This becomes more nonsensical and scary and confusing as it progresses

  • @anniegibbons1235
    @anniegibbons1235 9 років тому +3472

    "i don't need friends they disappoint me"
    then i knew this would be golden

  • @areurdytoparty
    @areurdytoparty 2 роки тому +239

    4:27 me talking to myself in the mirror having an anxiety attack before going out

  • @user-tf6qi1uh2g
    @user-tf6qi1uh2g 5 років тому +2118

    why is no one talking about the man who sensually rolls his wheelchair

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 4 роки тому +2981

    "He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." I'm sorry?

    • @Fuhrertheboss
      @Fuhrertheboss 4 роки тому +62

      Probably referencing pegging

    • @filth8369
      @filth8369 4 роки тому +24

      I read this at the exact time I heard it

    • @elimyers9413
      @elimyers9413 4 роки тому +1

      @@filth8369 hahaha me too! How funny

    • @sofiah.r5534
      @sofiah.r5534 4 роки тому +18

      What? Doesn’t everyone do that?

    • @filth8369
      @filth8369 4 роки тому +4

      Sofia H.R I thought so at first too but it’s only like 70% of the population

  • @belledunn2640
    @belledunn2640 5 років тому +2927

    I clicked on this random UA-cam recommendation thinking, "oh only 8 mins?"
    It felt SO much longer oh god

  • @Woodside235
    @Woodside235 Рік тому +143

    "Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know. where. to. kick." 5:30
    Kinda a legitimately good line.

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 2 місяці тому +5

      she's kinda cool

    • @RoseCalyx
      @RoseCalyx 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@alexf225fr she seems like a badass

  • @WSSRIOTCONTROL
    @WSSRIOTCONTROL 6 років тому +14988

    Why does the background look like you're getting your school picture taken

    • @tia.p
      @tia.p 5 років тому +55

      WSSRIOTCONTROL yesss

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 5 років тому +150

      Mute backgrounds in screen tests help highlight non prominent facial features.

    • @h455hn
      @h455hn 5 років тому +14

      .... I thought I was the only one XD

    • @gagastan9901
      @gagastan9901 5 років тому +3

      xD

    • @Kate-he8ug
      @Kate-he8ug 5 років тому +9

      Thank you for using proper grammar

  • @emmaj5807
    @emmaj5807 5 років тому +3830

    I finally figured out what these are
    They're auditions so I guess they had to say the commercial line and then their own line.

    • @dymiej8733
      @dymiej8733 5 років тому +68

      Emma - yea i was thinking the same thing.

    • @xovinniee
      @xovinniee 5 років тому +187

      Emma - but ive never seen anything saying 5 or 6 stores or just 1

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 5 років тому +146

      It's for a McDonald's ad

    • @xovinniee
      @xovinniee 5 років тому +9

      FortyFive oh

    • @svimarie6844
      @svimarie6844 5 років тому +33

      a_wooden_horse-_- McDonald’s.

  • @shelbytran9863
    @shelbytran9863 3 роки тому +3506

    0:39
    Her: "Can i ask you a weird question?"
    Me: go on...
    Her: 💃🏻

    • @siryes
      @siryes 3 роки тому +83

      i mean there is the weird part but no question

    • @ayana707
      @ayana707 3 роки тому +26

      OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

    • @balterblack8592
      @balterblack8592 3 роки тому +20

      1:26

    • @stephanienader7604
      @stephanienader7604 3 роки тому +1

      @@balterblack8592 wow this was just a few seconds ago

    • @Libineeraj
      @Libineeraj 3 роки тому +1

      *⛹🏻‍♀️*

  • @magus.k
    @magus.k 10 місяців тому +41

    i cant stop giggling at this even though i have already seen this so many times

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 7 місяців тому +1

      Same, I'm back & losing my shit. I forgot all about the terror of 7:49

  • @mosquitojames5690
    @mosquitojames5690 4 роки тому +11342

    This definitely has a deeper meaning and I don’t think we are able find it out

  • @skylerhmoore
    @skylerhmoore 7 років тому +31609

    i don't need friends, they *disappoint* me.

  • @Skygirl-rp4ob
    @Skygirl-rp4ob 4 роки тому +6657

    Working theory: this is an ad for a bookstore, and everyone's quoting their favorite line from a book.

    • @beahgg
      @beahgg 4 роки тому +99

      :0!

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 4 роки тому +631

      wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for

    • @archie-1208
      @archie-1208 4 роки тому +363

      What kind of freakish book is the duck guy reading

    • @Skygirl-rp4ob
      @Skygirl-rp4ob 4 роки тому +13

      @Yess7895 ty

    • @cyanidefilledcandy2
      @cyanidefilledcandy2 4 роки тому +180

      @@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times.
      If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store.
      I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).

  • @ajventura2423
    @ajventura2423 2 роки тому +305

    “You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to UA-cam in 2010.

    • @TriadManInit1_
      @TriadManInit1_ Рік тому +14

      definitely AI generated

    • @kuni2330
      @kuni2330 8 місяців тому +12

      I don't think AI could make something this strange

    • @ajventura2423
      @ajventura2423 8 місяців тому +16

      @@kuni2330 Yeah, this video was made waaayyyyy back before ai was even a thing.

    • @lemonsdelish
      @lemonsdelish 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@ajventura2423I think they were talking about your comment.

  • @sunlooper
    @sunlooper 6 років тому +3550

    I think I may just stick to the 5 other stores

  • @dero7762
    @dero7762 5 років тому +2059

    When she said “I don’t need friends,they disappoint me” I felt that

  • @gnashattack1
    @gnashattack1 5 років тому +2899

    Some of these people are actually good and natural actors and that’s worse

  • @ArchibaldClumpy
    @ArchibaldClumpy 3 роки тому +76

    This makes me so happy every time I rediscover it. The lines always come out of the blue and make me crack up.

    • @Fowsta
      @Fowsta 6 місяців тому

      blarg

  • @UmeSama2080
    @UmeSama2080 5 років тому +4143

    So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore
    Edit: They’re still in business!

  • @ava-dv4zp
    @ava-dv4zp 5 років тому +5803

    me and my multiple personalities at 3 am

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 5 років тому +22

      OMG IT'S MURDOC AHHHH *insert long fangirling moment*
      But yeah same

    • @happyface3111
      @happyface3111 5 років тому +6

      ava same tho!

    • @London_Tipton
      @London_Tipton 5 років тому +3

      Fucking same omg

    • @sladewatkins
      @sladewatkins 5 років тому +9

      i don't need friends, they disappoint me.

    • @judi9126
      @judi9126 5 років тому

      Lmao same

  • @Beautybyallii7
    @Beautybyallii7 6 років тому +3091

    the movement after “i can see the statue of liberty” i was in tears

  • @Maoilios12
    @Maoilios12 2 роки тому +25

    There I was, reading about economics and price discrimination when I came across "firms could charge two or three prices...." and my brain autocompleted with "Or just one." Now I'm here.

  • @cindyjenkins1913
    @cindyjenkins1913 4 роки тому +2554

    senior quote:
    "i feel like a deer in the headlights of love"
    OR
    "honey, you've got a big storm coming"

  • @taraodoherty7954
    @taraodoherty7954 5 років тому +2162

    “i am the *queen* of the universe
    the waves part, they engulf me
    and the water is warm”

    • @acid2484
      @acid2484 5 років тому +120

      She peed in the water.

    • @amandaf7214
      @amandaf7214 5 років тому +38

      THE WAVES PAHHHHRRT

    • @adamramirez3866
      @adamramirez3866 5 років тому +37

      THEY ENGAAAAGHHHLLLPPPH ME and the water is WHHHAARMMM

    • @JonFD
      @JonFD 5 років тому +5

      A Kloes The lady who voiced her died :-(

    • @greyxofgaming2568
      @greyxofgaming2568 5 років тому +4

      WAGGGGGHHHHTEEERRRR

  • @Number1PentariShipper
    @Number1PentariShipper 4 роки тому +6109

    *"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."*
    That's the most relatable words in history.

  • @stuffandwhatnot5413
    @stuffandwhatnot5413 Рік тому +68

    "I am the queen of the universe. The waves part, they engulf me and the water is warm"
    I NEED to take a motivational retreat with this woman!

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 6 місяців тому +3

      she got crazy eyes

    • @abbeyredits
      @abbeyredits 2 місяці тому +1

      nahhh bro she's got serious cult leader vibes

  • @ValenciaStables
    @ValenciaStables 6 років тому +1917

    *im a deer in the headlights of love*

    • @_ohyeahharder_2305
      @_ohyeahharder_2305 5 років тому +4

      AdelaideEventing little did he know he was a deer in the headlights of Corvette Williams (2:37)

    • @kadenduzan8405
      @kadenduzan8405 5 років тому

      Wow

    • @antisocialboy3756
      @antisocialboy3756 5 років тому +6

      AdelaideEventing I can't stand it when she *touches* me

    • @sativabunni
      @sativabunni 5 років тому

      me

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 5 років тому +1

      PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES... *annd knnoww whennn tu KICK!!!*

  • @iwillbymitski
    @iwillbymitski 3 роки тому +2732

    “The test isn’t that hard to understand!”
    The test:

  • @Philip3777
    @Philip3777 5 років тому +2782

    it gets more confusing as the video continues and *i love it*

  • @L1nk2002
    @L1nk2002 Рік тому +20

    Idk why but the fact that these are real people with real lives whose existence is not bound to this video is crazy to me.

  • @stalecheeeto
    @stalecheeeto 8 років тому +1884

    you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just end my suffering.

    • @kagechaos8899
      @kagechaos8899 8 років тому +3

      same

    • @emmastrege9297
      @emmastrege9297 8 років тому +1

      eleven :DDD

    • @omersafian7659
      @omersafian7659 8 років тому +4

      i know ur photo it was mine two months ago

    • @eatit5962
      @eatit5962 7 років тому +2

      Barry B. Benson hey do me a favor and give me your profile picture

    • @randimallett5604
      @randimallett5604 7 років тому +79

      H O N E Y Y O U G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N

  • @silverpunk1550
    @silverpunk1550 6 років тому +1489

    1:29 She's ACTUALLY talented. Omg

  • @julesrichards2421
    @julesrichards2421 8 років тому +1150

    "I don't need friends, they disappoint me."
    same

    • @loose_screwed
      @loose_screwed 7 років тому +5

      GavinTalks TooMuch Me tbh

    • @hobowoofer3755
      @hobowoofer3755 7 років тому +17

      I'm the one that dissapoints

    • @Album27
      @Album27 7 років тому +1

      Looooonleeeey you are so looooonleeeey

    • @property3959
      @property3959 7 років тому +2

      I'm dying

    • @kjcruiser7855
      @kjcruiser7855 7 років тому +2

      AmazingAlex 27 Why you here than,screw off

  • @mochs62512
    @mochs62512 Рік тому +109

    4:09 no one is gonna be able to beat that pose

    • @cowslaw
      @cowslaw 3 місяці тому +5

      Some call that move the “apprehensive step”

  • @sonicroll3000
    @sonicroll3000 8 років тому +926

    "I want him, and I know you can't keep him forever."

    • @tianapuente3872
      @tianapuente3872 8 років тому +27

      LMAOOO UY SAID THAT RIGHHT AT THE PART I WAS AT

    • @HodlinC
      @HodlinC 7 років тому +5

      Tiana Puente 3 months ago??

    • @falconbalcon632
      @falconbalcon632 7 років тому +7

      SAME

    • @aaliyahlovee3692
      @aaliyahlovee3692 7 років тому

      +Tiana Puente SAME OMG

    • @UltraBeats1
      @UltraBeats1 7 років тому +4

      If you search her up, she's now a grandma who works at Walmart in Back Bay, Boston.

  • @a_ghost5950
    @a_ghost5950 3 роки тому +3286

    I'm convinced this is just an easter egg of early beta testing data for the simulation that is the universe.

  • @theposhpersonaj2802
    @theposhpersonaj2802 7 років тому +862

    "I am the Queeeen of the Uniiiverse. The waves pahhhhrt n' they enguuuulf meee and the watur is wahhhrm. *creepy smile*

    • @clustr5285
      @clustr5285 7 років тому +7

      The Posh Person AJ You've created a whole 'notther FNAF sequel or something...

    • @clustr5285
      @clustr5285 7 років тому +4

      Also I play aj too *dabs*

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 7 років тому +14

      Shut up.. just shut up... don't say a word

    • @shekinahjeanjordain9445
      @shekinahjeanjordain9445 6 років тому +19

      HONEY YOU'VE GOT
      A BIG STORM COMING

    • @s_libraaa
      @s_libraaa 6 років тому +8

      I will sack the FUCKING lot of you. Is that clear.

  • @firestorm376
    @firestorm376 2 роки тому +25

    "They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people to sleep."
    Damn, that one gave me legit chills.

  • @rosielow527
    @rosielow527 6 років тому +3122

    “You could stop at five or six stores, or just one.
    *_that always puts the fear of god in me”_*

    • @zaidjamal
      @zaidjamal 6 років тому +2

      That one got me too hahaha

    • @cathal8898
      @cathal8898 6 років тому +7

      Thepolucehaveotlrderstoshootniggasfirst

    • @evenrik_2214
      @evenrik_2214 6 років тому +1

      Rosie Low i always thought it was 5 or 6 Doors

    • @Dead_pixelz_
      @Dead_pixelz_ 6 років тому +7

      I thought she seemed the most normal, and then she said the second quote 😂

    • @bingo2underscores
      @bingo2underscores 6 років тому

      timestamp plz

  • @elijahwagner9881
    @elijahwagner9881 8 років тому +851

    Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 8 років тому +24

      Greatest Twilight Zone monologue in history

    • @gregor-samsa3723
      @gregor-samsa3723 8 років тому +34

      Isn't this also from the simpsons?

    • @wetwank
      @wetwank 8 років тому +18

      THE FUCKIMG TURNS END MY LIFE

    • @ithanmonico2495
      @ithanmonico2495 8 років тому +1

      Eli Wagner copyright!

    • @megaddington7774
      @megaddington7774 8 років тому +7

      the way he revolves omg is he in a wheeley chair

  • @Rryki
    @Rryki 4 роки тому +2399

    “Some say the ducks went to Canada.”
    “Others say Toronto.”
    *Alright*

    • @xovaeh-ek7gg
      @xovaeh-ek7gg 4 роки тому +60

      The man was a foolll but don’t make a murder out of him

    • @zman8184
      @zman8184 4 роки тому +32

      Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 4 роки тому +5

      @@xovaeh-ek7gg best actor there imo

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj 4 роки тому +11

      You do realize it's a Simpsons reference?

    • @Rryki
      @Rryki 4 роки тому +4

      Yes of course they’re reading from a script

  • @palebludot
    @palebludot 2 роки тому +21

    every once in a while i come back to this and it never gets old

  • @hhjmmmbvvnmm2590
    @hhjmmmbvvnmm2590 4 роки тому +1215

    7:50 “OTher GUys will feeD YOu LIES BUt I’LL take You to MICKY DEEEEEESSSSSS”

    • @mrfrickboy6704
      @mrfrickboy6704 4 роки тому +38

      Fluffy The Savage Siamese I swear that guy has split personalities😂

    • @ReversePanda
      @ReversePanda 4 роки тому +33

      Okay but get real, who turns down free lunch. Get this guy a raise.

    • @dontatme7
      @dontatme7 4 роки тому +17

      tell me the truth, you tapped that ass!

    • @pineapplepie4929
      @pineapplepie4929 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @robertmcginty4146
      @robertmcginty4146 4 роки тому +2

      Time of death: 7:50

  • @evildead2002
    @evildead2002 5 років тому +2708

    Can you imagine if every single one of these guys were in a film together 😂

  • @zoe-tk8gk
    @zoe-tk8gk 5 років тому +611

    *i don’t need friends, they disappoint me*
    i really felt that

  • @jingusjongus9377
    @jingusjongus9377 3 роки тому +46

    The guy that comes in at 7:23 is actually really good lol, He should have gone for a career in TV acting lmao

    • @JacquileJohnson
      @JacquileJohnson 9 місяців тому +8

      He actually is a actor, I googled him

  • @nevenmusic3024
    @nevenmusic3024 4 роки тому +2865

    I feel like this has somehow given me a deep insight into all of these people's personalities for some reason

  • @itslitillgohome3558
    @itslitillgohome3558 7 років тому +7198

    *HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING*

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 7 років тому +196

      I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE TOUCHES ME

    • @dogeking2166
      @dogeking2166 7 років тому +166

      I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME!

    • @jamiewickersham8899
      @jamiewickersham8899 6 років тому +53

      I HEARD ENOUGH OF YOU LAST NIGHT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME

    • @AmericanPharaoh10
      @AmericanPharaoh10 6 років тому +13

      0:25 for those looking for it

    • @ohyeayea68
      @ohyeayea68 6 років тому +18

      I feel like a deer in the headlights of love...

  • @cyddi3919
    @cyddi3919 4 роки тому +3107

    “you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just one“
    “𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒“

    • @historysyourbestfriend5500
      @historysyourbestfriend5500 4 роки тому +112

      “ *i can’t stand it when she touches me* “

    • @astragato.
      @astragato. 4 роки тому +19

      He's In My Closet

    • @astragato.
      @astragato. 4 роки тому +9

      How did you get that font?

    • @cyddi3919
      @cyddi3919 4 роки тому +5

      @A Bunch Of Insecure Buddys i downloaded a fonts app

    • @taxiiswith2is
      @taxiiswith2is 4 роки тому +6

      The truck driver:
      Honey, youve got a big storm coming

  • @ssjfroku
    @ssjfroku 5 місяців тому +9

    I want this played on multiple tvs as you walk in to my funeral. All the videos will be played at different times lol

  • @maxr5799
    @maxr5799 6 років тому +1257

    I'm very emotionally invested in the 1:29 lady's story

    • @otterz4u
      @otterz4u 6 років тому +74

      Max R she should get the part

    • @planetu6125
      @planetu6125 6 років тому +53

      Max R Oof she's beautiful too

    • @nikiyerbamate
      @nikiyerbamate 6 років тому +36

      who is "that man out there"

    • @alley-2745
      @alley-2745 6 років тому +43

      Shut up, just shut up

    • @stefanysavoie411
      @stefanysavoie411 6 років тому +54

      Im trying to be invested in her skin routine. She glowy as hell.

  • @4567a-x9d
    @4567a-x9d 7 років тому +378

    I imagine having schizophrenia is like if all these people had a conversation

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha 6 років тому +13

      4567a as someone professionally diagnosed with schizophrenia/psychosis, i can confirm that this is exactly what it’s like

    • @mission101
      @mission101 6 років тому +4

      bubbleteakeith do you have anyone in your head like the lady at 6:52. I hope not

    • @cocagirl765
      @cocagirl765 6 років тому +3

      4567a LMAO

  • @rubyayers7320
    @rubyayers7320 5 років тому +1502

    Theory: these are all people from Gen Z who learned to time travel.

    • @1pukegl1tter_
      @1pukegl1tter_ 5 років тому +33

      Ruby Doo honestly it probably is

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 4 роки тому +15

      Seriously. I didn’t even realize it could be for a commercial or something until my older brother said it

    • @patrickpowers4533
      @patrickpowers4533 4 роки тому +9

      Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 4 роки тому +2

      Patrick Powers yeah, I could tell they were doing short (very short lol) monologues too

    • @claudiaperi4990
      @claudiaperi4990 4 роки тому +3

      And the ducks monologue is from the Simpsons.

  • @Fivedollerfootlongg
    @Fivedollerfootlongg 2 роки тому +19

    I was invested in Joe Banks, 82 years young who’s come to feed the ducks for the past 17 years.

  • @nalu5551
    @nalu5551 5 років тому +566

    3:40 "I want him... and I know you cant keep him forever.."
    *Commits Angelina Ballerina*

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 4 роки тому +11

      IceWarrior that’s my favorite move in the whole thing

  • @celadon0451
    @celadon0451 4 роки тому +1322

    "Some say... the ducks went to Canada... But others say... Toronto..."

  • @nightfallkitty5496
    @nightfallkitty5496 7 років тому +287

    Honey,
    you've got a big storm coming.

  • @alexyoung6474
    @alexyoung6474 3 роки тому +9

    Oh my God. My favorite is when the dude in the wheelchair comes out, says absolutely nothing and then turns a couple of times. LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @POLOR1000
    @POLOR1000 4 роки тому +2331

    *I Am The Queen Of The Universe.*
    *The waves part,*
    *They E N G O L F Me*
    *And The Water Is W A R M.*

    • @dweebingdailey5795
      @dweebingdailey5795 3 роки тому +40

      0:53

    • @ayana707
      @ayana707 3 роки тому +8

      @@dweebingdailey5795 thanks!

    • @Josh23761
      @Josh23761 3 роки тому +20

      She literally started saying it soon as I started reading.

    • @bitterrsquiidss
      @bitterrsquiidss 3 роки тому +5

      That One made me uncomfortable. The way she says it and *stares*

    • @chrispboi7906
      @chrispboi7906 3 роки тому +7

      I can’t stand it when she touches me

  • @d33m0nic
    @d33m0nic 5 років тому +342

    “I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
    “🕺🏼”

  • @Luckyman125
    @Luckyman125 6 років тому +456

    *I cAnT sTanD iT wHeN sHe touChEs mE*

  • @Marcell2aG
    @Marcell2aG Рік тому +18

    8:18
    “We hear the police have orders to shoot long haired niggas first!”
    BRO WHAT?! 😂😂😂😂

    • @DeclanCorey
      @DeclanCorey Місяць тому

      I always misheard it as long *head* XD

  • @MrPrius-fy1sc
    @MrPrius-fy1sc 5 років тому +448

    this gets more and more disturbing as it goes on

  • @paolocruz7917
    @paolocruz7917 3 роки тому +2061

    Carla Shaw has a point, she's an icon and she's a legend

    • @IceCrystal130
      @IceCrystal130 2 роки тому +84

      She is THE moment

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 2 роки тому

      Carla Shaw knows that "the friends we made along the way" is just a giant hoax.

    • @IceCrystal130
      @IceCrystal130 2 роки тому +11

      @@wohlhabendermanager exactly

    • @FrozenPines
      @FrozenPines 2 роки тому +37

      She doesn’t need friends, they disappoint her. 🙄 💅✨

    • @foisdequoi
      @foisdequoi Рік тому +4

      And she is still alive.

  • @krogerman6757
    @krogerman6757 5 років тому +1448

    CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl 5 років тому +23

      Don't make me choose 😩

    • @natty7359
      @natty7359 5 років тому +16

      duck guy

    • @AQuinn-md7pg
      @AQuinn-md7pg 5 років тому +10

      Wheelchair bro ftw.

    • @happyface3111
      @happyface3111 5 років тому +29

      *I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISSAPIONT ME*

    • @breahhoke1173
      @breahhoke1173 5 років тому +6

      "PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES AND KNOW WHERE TO KICK"

  • @tiredishere
    @tiredishere 2 роки тому +5

    I come back to this every now and again and it never gets old

  • @mintstar3
    @mintstar3 5 років тому +671

    The duck guy story
    4:59
    6:16
    7:00
    8:23
    I'm sorry this was gold

    • @Rottypops
      @Rottypops 5 років тому +21

      A Simpsons reference

    • @TheHammyYammy
      @TheHammyYammy 5 років тому +7

      This was Bart’s people, thank you for watching.

    • @jindialston1099
      @jindialston1099 5 років тому +3

      Do the roar

    • @guccicookers5152
      @guccicookers5152 5 років тому

      I love how his whole body moves keeps moving to turn his head

  • @aokh604
    @aokh604 3 роки тому +4144

    I'm pretty sure there's an incredibly deep lore behind this video

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 роки тому +646

      The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree 3 роки тому +198

      There is and it's forbidden knowledge

    • @azulon435
      @azulon435 2 роки тому +150

      Also they tell them to introduce themselves, Say the stores líne, and to test their ad libbing skills they tell them: quick, show us how agile You are.

    • @rebelrouzer5318
      @rebelrouzer5318 2 роки тому +2

      this is where Zuccerfucker came from.

    • @_Killkor
      @_Killkor 2 роки тому +33

      Five or Six Stores ARG

  • @theroastduck7464
    @theroastduck7464 5 років тому +983

    Roses are red
    Parties are fun
    You could stop at five or six stores
    Or just one ☝️

    • @s1rb3ck4m2
      @s1rb3ck4m2 5 років тому +7

      10/10 madood

    • @noxi.mp4
      @noxi.mp4 5 років тому +10

      *proceeds to make a weird action*

    • @prettyprettyprincess554
      @prettyprettyprincess554 5 років тому +8

      Roses are red
      I listen to Cardi B
      I don't need friends
      They disappoint me!

    • @taesmr4699
      @taesmr4699 5 років тому +1

      You are my favorite human

    • @raelynnkiser7771
      @raelynnkiser7771 5 років тому +1

      violet is rose
      and blue are red
      I wish I was dead
      -my sister, 2019

  • @michaeldunn7572
    @michaeldunn7572 3 роки тому +10

    When you're interviewing to be an Oblivion NPC

  • @wonderquestor
    @wonderquestor 4 роки тому +1596

    “People say that time heals all wounds”
    🧍‍♀️➡️💃

    • @Basher.G
      @Basher.G 4 роки тому +16

      She changed from a flamenco dress to casual clothes?

    • @hanshi3831
      @hanshi3831 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @notto5937
      @notto5937 Рік тому

      She looks like Cecelia Condit.

  • @goodspaghett8558
    @goodspaghett8558 5 років тому +1205

    8:10 omg I think I played Wii Tennis with that man!

    • @WaveAqualei
      @WaveAqualei 5 років тому +154

      No you didn’t, he played Wii Sports with you

    • @na2154
      @na2154 5 років тому +8

      Good Spaghett omg

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 5 років тому +37

      Good Spaghett Fucking Matt, beating my ass in Boxing

    • @du4lingo
      @du4lingo 5 років тому +6

      He's the guy from wii sports resort that throws things for you to slice

    • @MysticalOriginz
      @MysticalOriginz 5 років тому +5

      DocToc it’s Matt

  • @isaacterry1243
    @isaacterry1243 6 років тому +744

    I loved him, he asked me to have a baby and I said "no."
    *...and then he got hit by a bus*

  • @lilpetz500
    @lilpetz500 2 місяці тому +3

    I love that the Queen of the Universe doesn't actually have any other lines. She's not even in the casting call, she just showed up and introduced herself.

  • @GusTheMcNugget
    @GusTheMcNugget 5 років тому +311

    Why is this whole video just me alone in my room talking to myself

  • @Brayden15
    @Brayden15 3 роки тому +1707

    "You could stop at five or six stores or just one. 👁️ . 👁️"
    "I can't stand it when she touches me."

    • @balterblack8592
      @balterblack8592 3 роки тому +45

      1:26

    • @Brayden15
      @Brayden15 3 роки тому +33

      @@balterblack8592 thank you, I have no clue why you've blessed me with the timestamp. But I still appreciate your presence. 💀💀

    • @balterblack8592
      @balterblack8592 3 роки тому +9

      Your welcome

    • @lordfarquaad4174
      @lordfarquaad4174 3 роки тому

      Yes I also watched the same video

    • @32123ABCBA
      @32123ABCBA 3 роки тому +2

      @@Brayden15 I think they was telling you to shut up

  • @justandrew9752
    @justandrew9752 6 років тому +302

    0:53 "I am the Queen of the universe, the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm." **Insert weird smile**

    • @property3959
      @property3959 6 років тому +5

      I feel like a deer in the headlights of love

    • @letssuitcase
      @letssuitcase 6 років тому +4

      I dont need friends they disappoint me

    • @Battery_Acid_666
      @Battery_Acid_666 6 років тому +3

      0:25 honey you got a big storm comin

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 5 років тому +2

      Or just one.

    • @s0phi4r
      @s0phi4r 5 років тому +2

      "the water is warm" *creepy smile* *sees yellow water* "Linda!!!!!!!!"

  • @Theyluv_seulgi
    @Theyluv_seulgi Рік тому +11

    “Honey, you got a big storm coming”