You Can Keep It Up For 40 Years
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- References:
The Maidens of Jannat by Mufti Zubair Bayat Page 43
Al-Tabaraanee Al-Mu'jam Al-Kabeer (8/160, 172)
Graded Sahih by Al-Albanee
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A muslim woman once told me about paradise for the men. When I asked her what about the women? She said bitteroy that they are stuck with the same bastard husband
😂 I'd find me a different heaven sharpish! 🙂
Perhaps she should leave islam
@@yurichtube1162 sometimes that will not be possible, not in an islamic country, brothers, fathers will not let her keave.
@@everdinestenger1548 she should smile at their face and curse them in her heart. A very islamic tactic. Untill she has the excuse or resources to leave her community with an open-minded husband like her.
So disgusting
Women are treated as objects in this religion
Don’t they have respect for mothers and daughters?
Disgusting
Too bad people are still willing even in this modern age to give their lives for him. It tells you how deep the cancer of deceit has eaten into man
Some imams in Western counties will say those hadiths are not authentic, they know how to spin
If the hadiths are weak-hadiths read their quran, show those nonsense to them right from the quran though it may be some weak verses or chapter, the internet has fucked them up
Mohammed. The most misunderstood comedian ever. Or maybe the biggest act of real life satire to expose the stupidity of humankind.
😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even I think that all the sexual depictions in Islam are well calculated satires
I remember once one muslim was boasting to my father that roads in Saudi Arabia are so good that you can actually see your face on the road! Apparently he was rickshaw puller. These are the kind of people who fall for virgins in heaven.
Jhonny sins inspired by prophet Mohammed
He already created a jannat on earth.
He must be the last prophet I guess.
@@rajatushar123 no prophet Muhammad 72 hoor wale is the last messenger
This point is worth noting 😂
Your Imagine perverse
@@mahamohammad8557 how do you even know who is he talking about guess you’re the Hypocritical Pervert
Faith is blind and science has eyes.
That’s weird. You’re supposed to get to medical attention if you “keep it up” for more than 4 hours. 😆
Maybe jannah has doctors lol
Muhammad would have made a good used car salesman.
Muhammed would cheat on his wives and blame them.
This is funny..😂...I guess I'll start reading these stuff it'll be good time killer....🤗
@Temporary Account4 being a green bird sounds cool tho
😂😂😂😂😂
@Temporary Account4 Oh. Doesnt sound too comfy
Comedy night with prophet mohmad
That laughing image is hilarious
You rocked 😀😀😀
I think it will help blinds to find light.
Victims of Muhammad are first his followers and next the world.
Excellent work Harris Sultan 👍👍👍
We need you in Big boss Indian show with zakir Nalayak, bolo bhai bolo under the same roof. 😂😂😂🤣🤣😅
Bolo na Bhaiii, Tariq Masood is like, bhai kisi ne na jana ho na jaye hamen to jana hai🤣🤣🤣
His Johnson😂😂😂😂😂😂 i spit coffe! Keep going with stand up about islam😂😂
Sucked your believe
Bro...thanks...you made me laugh so much...all stress over....keep yo the great work
How great lier was the prophet!😂😂
If it is up for 40 years, the previous Houri will definitely have a regrown hym*n given the number of centuries it will take for Mr to get back to her, especially if he has too see 119 before it is her turn again. 😂😂
Man, no chance, calculation is 400yrs÷72Houries
@@aslisiyasat5664 Whao! You mean it is a 73some on the 40-year 'bone'? Now, that could work easy peasy. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 That's is definitely out of this world! Allah does really know best. I never thought there would be orgi*s in heaven. 🤦♂️🤦♂️Silly me been looking at the wrong heaven!
Brazzers live stream for straight 40 years 🥰😘
U know what, Harris, I like the way u narrate.
9:01 - There are 21,024,000 minutes in 40 years. For those who believe in rebirths, there is a strong reason to hold that Hugh Hefner was an incarnation of the beloved prophet.
You ask any mullah they will tell this is very weak hadees.
Ive been an ex muslim atheist but I think i should try reading quran again..If there is any chance for islam being true,I dont want to miss 40 year long ding dong in heaven..
Harris has become a perfect commedian.
Harris is a modern nabi.
Divine art of Islam, the Holy Actions in paradise
21 million minutes = 40 years
only 40 years, thats a bad bargain, sorry allah, no sale
You forgot about the 72 virgins
40 years x 72 sluts = 2880 years boom boom in heaven
Yeah, but as a fraction of eternity that's very premature.
😂 😂 😂 40yrs like 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000004 seconds. Yeah, that's poor.
Islam, better than Viagra!
You can't make this crap up can't you 🤣😂
@Jamal Ramadan totally does he's the best dog 🐕 ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣😎☝️ I wish my Johnson will be like that on earth 😫😫🤷♂️🤷♂️🤣🤣
Wow. Might convert now
Islam would be fun with this comedy stuff ! Unfortunately its mix with violence.
Nonsense sexual incentives. What kind of external motivation this guy was selling. Apparently they all were sex monsters.
Now that's the heaven I want to go to
As tempting as it might be, I'll pass.
Too bad its not real
Better create here itself.
Simple. You just say shahad! 😂
The words of a virgin, or man with very few needs.
Harris Sultan I would really like to have a private conversation with you on twitter. Just finished reading your book The Curse of God Why I left Islam. Is there a way I can reach you?
Why is it so that from an act of sex that is "gunnah-e-kabira" in this world, and in jannat you'll play with 72??? Wine is haram here, and offered as rivers in jannat?
crazy Claim?
As the poet says:
Yeh Janab e Sheikh ka Falsafa hai Ajeeb Sare Jahan se
Jo Waha Piyo to Halal hai, Jo Yaha Piyo to Haram hai
I'll buy this book. Tell me where to buy it. You Muslims have a really bright future.
Now the 72 virgins makes lots of sense 😂
Sounds rather painful. Anyway, keep up the good work Harris.
Sorry I was talking from a 7th century desert man's point of view
@@HarrisSultanAtheist dang it, its hard to keep up sometimes 😁 Soo where do you sign up for this jannah place? Asking for a friend.
@@HarrisSultanAtheist
You ass in 21th country
You not understand Qur'anic Arabic and
Your English like your face 😂
sex in Heaven Islam hah no but Something similar and better ☪️
@@salman-lf3ly your English looks like it is from the 7th century. Hot damn
@@d5orin
Follow ex Muslim Even if was a misleading liar.
You can? Nah, you WILL! 😔😂
I don't know if already did, but you must do a video on the punishment of the grave caused by pee stains. I saw a video and almost died laughing!
He did one or two on that topic recently :)
@@theastronomer5800 Thanks, I'll check it.
By listening to a video about it, with islamic chant in the background and echoe in the voice, I squirted in my pants while laughing, so I now fear the punishment of the grave!
Bro you have to be an actor
Harris the verses you show are not clear please make the print thicker so that we can share with fellow Muslims...
Allah, the Most Merciful ? Most Compassionate? Definitely No ! But Allah, the Most Depraved! and The Most Perverted ! A definite Yes !
9:52
Where is the book of Albani in Which he says this hadith is true
What's amusing is that some numbers are very common in ancient texts, because they have a certain significance and are used to portray a message. Many Muslims take them literally though. The number 40 is found often in Islamic texts (you can google it's significance), as well as in many Biblical stories that the Quran references.
What’s your point?
This is extreme sexmania.
After explanation of women
Time to convert into islam 🤣
160000 wives in India 😂😂🤮🤮🤮
Heaven in Islam no sex no body
Surprisingly no body who went up to that brothel ever sent those videos and photos to earth for the wonderful life up their.
What shameful discourses are these ? Momade was addresing his soldiers who were recruited to loot,kill and receivers of residuals, male ganimat ,. In order to keep the flock together he created fantasies of unimaginable magnitudes so much so he himself couldn't believe. Interestingly in order to secure poitic justice , he postponed these fantasies till kayamat. He never answered when shall this is going to happen. Because 72 maidens or hoors shall be alloted only on the day of kayamat. More over size of hoors is 132 feet. This was enough clue to any sensible man to draw conclusion that it was all fals. But instead so obvious lies are pillers of islam. Islam revolves around sex,loot,killing, enslaving, wife beating. I am compelled to conclude that 99 % of momade is fiction created 200 years later.
I am interested in knowing how Islam or rather Prophet viewed women with *dark skin* -- it appears as though fair skin is viewed as more beautiful
The book should be serialised in '' Don't want to go to Jennath. Shudder at the thought of sexing up 72tireless houris.
Dear Harris, U Pls read Manusmriti. A tip of the iceberg n u can understand the morality of Sanatan culture
That is very sad I don't want to go to heaven 🕋😓😥😱😱🤬😡😡🤬
What's amazing👌😀🤣
Haris mate you are so hilarious..i was laughing like crazy ..man
Why are you reading Muhammad (PBUH) on the first place....
How many did you receive it will give no Good....
Zakir Naik is not going to be happy.....
Muslims believe in that book that talks about heaven and the same book talks about flat and static earth
Can't there be a discreet way to dissiminate real islamic information to masses in countries like pakistan. Something like high altitude permanent baloons constantly transmiting urdu content akin to radio free asia.
Internet content is vulnerable to being blocked or total internet can be localised akin to china. TV stations transmitting uhf/vhf is passe . Those tv sets and antenna no longer with masses. Only radio is universally transmitable without much interference that is.
Hello Sultan, I want the website where I can get all this quote.
Is it they are looking with a X-ray spectacle to see her mallow, ?
Harris u r great, u made me laugh😊😊😊😊😊😊, )luv u harris.👌
Heaven in Islam There is neither sex nor the pleasures we know. This is what me believe in as a Muslim
You have no idea. You really don’t 🙈
@@hekimaasilia6207
What do you mean
@@mahamohammad8557 So what kind of pleasure comes from the 70 virgins u get in heaven??
lady with bone and no meat in heaven hahaha. is how all this people are crazy
Lucky Mo never had experience of Blue-Balls, otherwise he couldn't have bluffed like this
It was hell for me 35 years back, when my FFM 3some was interrupted by nosy neighbours knocking the door.
2 minutes x 40 years = calculator explosion
Does the heaven having earth circulate the sun.. how is the 40 years comes about..
Harris, you are really good, should try acting.. Love all your episodes.. Keep it up.
Madness
I enjoy all you're videos ...
Never knew Islam focus on sex so much
Brothelam!!😂
Mashallah 😂
Namaste ji
Where is the reference?
I better go to last vegas... you can record it.. as fact/prove.. but not in jannah.. no guarantee..
Jess.......? what does it mean?
I am sure such a proposition would keep
Your husband quite happy Harris
How do you interpret Muhammed's poetic talent
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👕👍 *I've so far kept mine up for 50+ years... shame on you Mohammad!* 😎
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This false or weak hadith
Lying on Prophet Muhammad
But your bible Ezekiel 23 Real porn or over perverted 🤮🤮🤮🤮🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Porn is bible
Just subscribed.....
That's it, I'm taking my shahada! 🥒
They will look the same.. have the same age, etc so.whats the point of many wives
Why like this Claim not in Qur'an
40 years in minutes 2,10,24,000 minutes 🤔🤪
Hahaha.......islam is like a child dreaming.
Is this a porn book or what
Who would even want that
Who hell believe this guy and like this video
@@mahamohammad8557 believe who? Harris or Muhammad?
@@Elliexociao
The last thing l can believe is sex in Heaven after death l mean where your body went And his your mind?
@Infidel .
Virgins in Qur'an proof that
I'm Arab Muslim
الحور العين
Not Virgins
@Infidel .
Your mind is perverting
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That is funny 😂
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What bullshit has been written.....
All your videos crazy Claims
It wasn’t a crazy claim. He has direct resources from your booms. It is just you who is blind and can’t accept the truth that you believe in a lie who just want to fuck anyone.
@@titodok50
Who fuck you?
Jab tak zindagee hai aish kar
😂😂😂😂😂kama sutra the Islam way!😜😜😜😜
Hamdyryllah 🤣😂🤣😂
Fazool batain
He doesn't know anything
Just Fooling his followers