Funniest Sayings of the Prophet
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Ayesha : I'm nine
Momad : you're mine
muslim : that's fine
Haha.joke of the day
I had a nice laugh after a long time. Need to share this video with my friends.
Your laughter makes it more entertaining than hadith itself. Keep up the good work.
Apparently mo used perfumes and stuff and apparently his sweat smelled sweet. They would collect his sweat in glass bottles to sell as perfumes.
Gross.
@@NoOne-ul8ni yeah it actually pisses me off how people look up to that idiot, KNOWING they would never do any of the things he did
@J the arabs all probably worshipped him so he doesn’t kill them for not guving him enough attention
@J any sources? I've not read that...
I read that he was the sweetest smelling man, and it was pleasant for them (his wives) to sniff his armpits.
@@NoOne-ul8ni Miracles are made up in Hadiths. Quran said Muhammad has no miracles
I've heard about weird hadith, but this is golden. XD
@Paul obviously Mohammad Peejab is also obsessed with golden showers like his prophet
All the " comic relief" you need is in the Hadiths itself ! Would have made a great TV Comedy Sketch series if anyone dared to be that "brave" !
@@cpsaleemyt David Wood and his friends did "Islamelize me" and "Boom Boom Room".
It is not weird. It is just Mullahs seldom speak about it
You are great Harris Sultan.
If you squeeze it more than 3 times, you’re playing with it.
Yup, 😂.
8:15 that urinating act was hilarious.. "hey moahammad what's up fella"🤣🤣🤣
Muhammad also said that the man’s water is thick and white and the woman’s water is thin and yellow and whichever comes first determines who the baby resembles
Ugh... wtf...
Well that’s logical,,,,,,,🙄
Muhammad the first renowned biologist
@@keyazabin2308 Muhammad was a jack of all trades, but master of none
Your demo with that mic had me spitting out my drink 😂 😂 😂
Hahaha. Mo's way. OCD. Masturbation 😂😂
Damn I'm early. Normally I read comments while listening, but there's nothing to read haha.
Same
Can't stop laughing my ass off 🤣🤣🤣
You always make me laugh 😆
Astagfirullah 😂😂😂😂
Now I know why Mohammed Hijab was obsessed about golden showers.
Well said Harris, " obsession with urine " . It's a gem.
OCD
This is my first on-air mic circumcision to witness.
Imagine it if Mohammed were homosexual...😂😂😂😂
I wouldn’t have trusted him with a young son of mine,, would you ?? 😳😬
Well... He hated women....
So maybe.... You might have a good question.
He was read another hadit
Haha.
Pakistani physicist Pervez Amirali Hoodbhoy laid out the grim statistics in a 2007 Physics Today article: Muslim countries have nine scientists, engineers, and technicians per thousand people, compared with a world average of forty-one. In these nations, there are approximately 1,800 universities, but only 312 of those universities have scholars who have published journal articles. Of the fifty most-published of these universities, twenty-six are in Turkey, nine are in Iran, three each are in Malaysia and Egypt, Pakistan has two, and Uganda, the U.A.E., Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Kuwait, Jordan, and Azerbaijan each have one.
Uganda isn’t a Muslim country though. Maybe an Islamic university in Uganda?
@@Darkside-tr3sx
True
So funny harris.... 😂😂😂😂
sultan bhai lov u lot fm bangaluru india
That all sounds like an obsession. The number 3 appears so often. Why you have to do everything 3 times?
Mohammed's every personal obsessions became Islam' s obsessions ! That sounds more like a cult than a religion !
None of them bothers me more than Jabreel squeezing him 3 times.
My God I have been doing it wrong. Shaking is incorrect, squeezing it three times is the correct way. By the way, urine is sterile. It is not bad.
pray in a sheep pen to become even more of a sheep
Many thanks for the excellent video and all your hard work. Stay away from Islam... Apostate Prophet
You have beautiful skin, Harris. What is your skin care routine?? Next video on that? :D
Many Pakistanis (men and women ) are " naturally" handsome ! More credit to genetics rather than to Harris himself !
@@cpsaleemyt Not true. Harris is intelligent and smart, so he looks captivating.
He single HURRY.
@@sirunikunushik7735 Nop. He has a partner (gf).
I always thought Pisslam was a joke name... seems not
😂Mo was obsessed with piss
In the House of Representatives, U.S.,
April 26, 2005.
Whereas the United States is deeply enriched by its Indian American residents;
Whereas the Indian American community and the graduates of the Indian Institutes
of Technology (IIT) in the United States have made valuable and
significant contributions to society in every profession and discipline;
and
Whereas IIT graduates are highly committed and dedicated to research,
innovation, and promotion of trade and international cooperation between
India and the United States: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved, That the House of Representatives--
(1) recognizes the valuable and significant contributions of Indian
Americans to American society;
(2) honors the economic innovation attributable to graduates of the
Indian Institutes of Technology; and
(3) urges all Americans to recognize the contributions of Indian
Americans and have a greater appreciation of the role Indian Americans
have played in helping to advance and enrich American society.
Harris I want to talk with you but how can I contact with you
Why are comments getting deleted/not being published?
UA-cam has its own filter and nobody, not even UA-cam knows how it works.
ah maybe thats why in malaysia "kena kencing" (got pissed on) is often used
Hassan and Hussain are his grandchildren not nephews
There is a hadith says "Mohammad is not a father of anyone".
Very funny
Ecoli is a class of multiple bacteria. These are useful bacteria found in guts and intestine. They help in digestion. They are present in faecal matter. If found in a source of water, it indicates contamination of source with sewer line.
When Mohamed farted did it smell like perfume or crap ? I'm sure there's a hadith saying it smelled roses.
That was disgusting, you should have used your left hand.
Have you made these in Urdu? If not, please make it or insert Urdu subtitles?
Yes, here ua-cam.com/video/P6SjM2YEa_Y/v-deo.html
The Sharia is adaptation of one of the 50 copies of the Hindu Manusmriti.
The Jews and Hindus classify scriptures in the same way. What the Jews and Hindus don't classify as word of God is classified by the Muslims and Christians as word of God. Very strange.
There's no need to insult there's ample room to point out similarities.
Do you know what is a Zaeef Hadith
I stopped believing in religions of any when I was in college. But when I learnt, studied and heard many speeches on Quran and Islam I got transformed in to a hardcore Atheist. Thanks to Muhammad’s Quran, it changed my life including that of my family!! So much crap, rubbish and surely these stuffs will make you an idiot which you can see around
Good one very silly😎😎😎🤗
I really don't understand Islam and this prothet
I don’t understand why this prophet is considered the most perfect man by the mzlems
Nameste
so, it's a whole science, which urine is bad and which is ok.
He must have been suffering incontinence
Greatest achievement of muslims is Quaran. And Quaran, Hadish speaks of such great scientific talks as is being explained by you.
..... Urinate sitting for not to catch drops/droplets.
We want it in Hindi or urdu
Surely to god even Muslims aren’t dumb enough to try this little gem from Mo……..aka ‘God’……
…Narrated Abu Sa'id al-Khudri: “The people asked the Messenger of Allah Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual cloths, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown?”
Mohammed replied: “Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.” Abu Dawud 1:66
If any of you have tried this, please let me know if it ended well (no pun intended) 😮
Also show the bright side of islam to be honest.
There is nothing good in Islam.
@@mxxmauuhan3597 How you can say that friend, have you read it,and then why 1.5 b are muslims in 58 countries around the world.
@@MuhammadSabir-vi9qf
Why zizia tax is imposed?
Why crusades happened?
Read the history
How about you tell what is good in Islam? Tell with logic and not just say Islam is a religion of peace.
Only Mohammad can outdo Mohammad in his weiredness.
Contradiction-
1) If someone don't wake up for morning prayers the Satan will pee in his/her ears.
2) If someone wake up & pray the Satan will run away farting.
My observation, if two people from same family, doing opposite things what will Satan do run farting (as 1 is praying) or pee in ears? ( 1 is sleeping)
Nah. Muslims believe Satans are armies. Iblees is Lucifer the chief
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💧💧💧💧💧
Bro tum science ko to maante he ho na to mere kuch sawaalo ka answers de do
1 world ki population arbo m h.. bt sabhi logo ke fingerprint Alag kyu h
2 big bang se universe ka janam hua to ye btao ye big bang kyu hua or big bang se pehle kya tha..??
Accha tum batao jo bhi Quran may likha hay vo Allah nay Bola..this is muslims argument right? Bina moo say Kohei bhi kaisa bolsakthay hay...agar jo bhi Quran may hay vo Allah nay uski moo say Bola...Matlab usko shareer hay....agar uskoshareer hay Matlab vo shareer kaisa hayaa...agar usko shareer automatically by unseen energy say hayaaa tho hum bhi same unseen energy say hayaa hongay..agar Allah ko itna shakthi hay vo a universe create kiyatha...same shakthi vo non-Muslims mind change karnayka kyu use nahikartha...vo esi li a use nahikartha kyu ki vo nahi hay...thank you
@@gurukiran7211 pehle mere sawaal ka jawaab de
Do many Muslims listen to these videos?
Perfect comodian .
Harris is really short...
Can't tell if he is sitting or standing...
Those pens in Arab were in desert/sand which quickly dehydrates everything.
Aap dadhi rang ke aur makeup karke vedio bnate ho kya...
Sir please call to Mr. Ram Puneeyani he is in strong favor of Muslim. Please sir. We want to understand his views.
AAP JAISE LOG KABHI THE QURAN KO SAMAJ NAHI SAKTE. KIO KE ISLAM AUR QURAN KO SAMJNE K LIYE PEHLE SACH KO APNANA PADTA HAI AUR INSAN BANNA PADTA HAI...
Tumny kaha k Islam ko smjney k lea pehly sach ko apnana hota hai.
Phir ye ek sach suno k Qur'an may Allah ne Muhammad ko 2 bar sinner ( gunehygar ) kaha.
And you still call him Sadiq al amin ?
Beta, meri sari umar Qur'an prney may guzri hai. Ye sb man made hai
This was about "INFANT" babies girls and boys and not about adolescent ones.
Hai Harris Im from Indonesi you hv insult prophet.....ha ha ha ha
I know there is some funny hadiths in Islam.
But don’t try to put ur ideologies in other hadiths that might not enough harmful.
But u r using ur own mind to make it worse which is so week by u.
Itne saalo se tumne jo guu khaya hai na uska asar ye hua hai ki ab tumhe guu bhi icecream najar ati hai..
JESUS IS NOT GOD OF CHRISTIANS.
JESUS DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHRISTIANITY.
THERE IS NO VERSE IN THE BIBLE THAT PROVES THAT JESUS IS GOD OF CHRISTIANS.
JESUS WAS NEVER SENT TO CHRISTIANS.
THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN JESUS AND CHRISTIANS.
JESUS ONLY HAS A VERY CLEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL.
MATTHEW 15: 24
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of ISRAEL.
JESUS WAS BORN TO BE A LEADER WHO WILL SHEPHERD THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL, NOT SHEPHERD CHRISTIANS.
MATTHEW 2: 6
And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the least among the princes of Juda: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people ISRAEL.
JESUS ONLY SPOKE TO THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL, JESUS NEVER SPOKE TO CHRISTIANS.
MARK 12: 29
And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments, Hear, O ISRAEL, The Lord our God is one Lord.
JESUS IS THE SAVIOUR OF THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL.
JESUS IS NOT THE SAVIOUR OF CHRISTIANS.
THERE IS NO VERSE IN THE BIBLE THAT STATES THAT JESUS IS THE SAVIOUR OF CHRISTIANS.
ACTS 13: 23
Of this man's seed hath God according to his promise raised unto ISRAEL A SAVIOUR, JESUS.
ALL OF JESUS' ACTIVITIES RECORDED IN THE BIBLE WERE WITH THE ISRAELITES, NEVER WITH CHRISTIANS.
HARRIS SULTAN,
TRY TO SHOW A VERSE IN THE BIBLE THAT PROVES THAT JESUS IS A CHRISTIAN GOD.
Why are you spreading so much hate? I don't understand you have already left Islam then why still talk about it, it's just like a scorned woman who can't stop talking about her ex..you seem to be consumed with hatred towards something which you have already denounced, my advice to you is try to get over Islam and move on with your life , maybe this will help..good luck.
He's not spreading hate ,He's just telling it like it is. ISLAM hates everybody and everything that's not like them. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THIS AND WAJE UP.
Because his trying to prove to Muslims that Islam is a false religion and that they should leave it!
Probably he is just sounding out a warning to the misguided youngsters who want to embrace Islam. And ensure that they don't ruin their intellect.
Bhai tune islam chod diya is se na to humko koi fark pdega... bt ye tu you tube pe paise kamaane ke liye islam ke baare m galat kyu bol raha h....
Teri thinking tere paas rakh
AAP JAISE LOG KABHI THE QURAN KO SAMAJ NAHI SAKTE. KIO KE ISLAM AUR QURAN KO SAMJNE K LIYE PEHLE SACH KO APNANA PADTA HAI AUR INSAN BANNA PADTA HAI...
AAP JAISE LOG KABHI THE QURAN KO SAMAJ NAHI SAKTE. KIO KE ISLAM AUR QURAN KO SAMJNE K LIYE PEHLE SACH KO APNANA PADTA HAI AUR INSAN BANNA PADTA HAI...
AAP JAISE LOG KABHI THE QURAN KO SAMAJ NAHI SAKTE. KIO KE ISLAM AUR QURAN KO SAMJNE K LIYE PEHLE SACH KO APNANA PADTA HAI AUR INSAN BANNA PADTA HAI...