Lots of enthusiasm on both sides going into this election season!

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  • @aalmi002
    @aalmi002 4 місяці тому +254

    Yeah, this isn’t too much off the mark with regards to Trump voters because they’re fanatics!

    • @ryanhanna1375
      @ryanhanna1375 4 місяці тому +4

      Yea all Biden voters are angels

    • @itskarl7575
      @itskarl7575 4 місяці тому +36

      @@ryanhanna1375 Compared to Trump voters? Absolutely. After 1/6, you don't get to throw stones. You get to sit down and take it.

    • @em0rabbit798
      @em0rabbit798 3 місяці тому

      ​@@itskarl7575after the summer of mostly peaceful protests and a attack on the white House you don't get to throw stones either

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 3 місяці тому

      No, the anti Trumpers are the fanatics.
      No real policies of JB to support.

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 3 місяці тому

      ​@@itskarl7575
      Sorry, most Americans see right through the fake narratives against DT.

  • @Rose-p5m1v
    @Rose-p5m1v 3 місяці тому +427

    I’m a retired RN and certainly refuse to back a terrorist leader/ criminal for my country!🇺🇸

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 3 місяці тому +7

      You mean biden right?

    • @dancingsocrates9491
      @dancingsocrates9491 3 місяці тому +36

      ​@@bloodred255sorry he won't split the sky for you

    • @helloyes2288
      @helloyes2288 3 місяці тому

      @@bloodred255 i think he means trump cuz he's a convicted felon and his people are kinds nuts.

    • @CEO_Of_Racism-fk3qv
      @CEO_Of_Racism-fk3qv 3 місяці тому

      Bro your American
      All presidents are criminals

    • @afifsamirnasreddine3768
      @afifsamirnasreddine3768 2 місяці тому +4

      @@bloodred255both, my guy.

  • @debfyfe7051
    @debfyfe7051 4 місяці тому +55

    He makes a joke about trump's vengeance..but that's exactly what trump and maga want.

  • @enckidoofalling2883
    @enckidoofalling2883 3 місяці тому +222

    I’m a nurse who works. I’m voting Biden. I love my patients! 🤙♥️ I must admit I ran from Red States to Hawaii! Aloha

    • @Marryjanesbud
      @Marryjanesbud 3 місяці тому +9

      I’m actually so jealous. Is it cheaper cost of living out there? How expensive was the moving process? I’m asking cause I wanna get out of my state as well. Kinda kicking the idea around of maybe leaving the country altogether atp

    • @MarianoEscalante-w4r
      @MarianoEscalante-w4r Місяць тому

      Really

    • @Complex_assault
      @Complex_assault 16 днів тому

      ​@Marryjanesbud Hawaii has the highest cost of living in the States unless you were born there and you get a ton of discount

  • @dzzedge
    @dzzedge 3 місяці тому +107

    Blue Wave 2024!!!
    🌊🌊🌊🌊
    🗳🗳🗳🗳
    Stop the insanity.

    • @dipperxwendy_xd5710
      @dipperxwendy_xd5710 2 місяці тому +1

      ROBERT SMITH !!!! ♥️♥️♥️

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 Місяць тому

      THIRD TIME?! He didn't win yet! Only the Electoral College got him elected in 2016. He still didn't "win!"

    • @Rainmaker6302
      @Rainmaker6302 Місяць тому +1

      AMEN 😇 VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @timweaver7826
    @timweaver7826 4 місяці тому +321

    Sadly, this isn't satire. One of the main reasons they worship him is because he punishes the people they hate (which is always projecting on their part).

    • @RoyalCrown133
      @RoyalCrown133 3 місяці тому +16

      Read comments of the hate they emit on some comments. Scary stuff.. this better be taken seriously..

    • @dmatt339
      @dmatt339 3 місяці тому +20

      @@RoyalCrown133I think it might be too late. I hope not but I’m a bit of a pessimist about these things since January 6th. Trump’s plans to expand executive power will in essence make him a king, and he will likely get to fill at least two more vacant Supreme Court seats before his term ends; assuming he chooses to honor the U.S. Constitution and peacefully transfer power. Ya know, the exact thing he failed to do last time he was president. Sigh.

    • @melissacoupal585
      @melissacoupal585 3 місяці тому

      ​@@dmatt339 Wow! Just, wow! It's always easy to tell who the uninformed voters in this country are.

    • @Worklikeyoushouldbe
      @Worklikeyoushouldbe 3 місяці тому

      Wow I thought it was Biden and the Liberal Courts who went after Trump recently so they would have to run against him? And who's the Facists?

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 3 місяці тому

      @@dmatt339
      He has no plans to 'expand' executive power
      Everything he can do is already in black and white .
      All he has to do is operate according to the will of the people.
      That's why he is smashing all the polls.

  • @VendettaAllspice
    @VendettaAllspice 4 місяці тому +213

    You can't really use the word thinking to describe Trump voters.

    • @themostexpertest
      @themostexpertest 4 місяці тому +4

      Says the person who is completely willing to ignore the current state of our economy. Got to love the new cost of living!

    • @josephf4372
      @josephf4372 4 місяці тому +5

      And you can't use the word patriotic to describe biden voters.

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 4 місяці тому

      @@themostexpertest And in your world everything revolves around you. Hey we have the best economy in the world. Costs are all related to the greed of the rich . The ones trump gave tax breaks to.

    • @RebeccaSalgado
      @RebeccaSalgado 3 місяці тому

      ​@josephf4372 Oh, so because you are for Trump, you can be called patriotic. Trump hate soldiers who got caught, punished, and died for the country. Yap you are a bunch of patriotic people. You don't know a joke when it's about you. You should study about self awareness. Trump commanded the Republicans in congress not to pass the border bill.
      The reason, he doesn't want Biden to get the credit. Even if the bill was the
      most republicanisque policy that was
      ever created.
      The Republicans in the senate btw introduced the bill and the majority approved it.
      With Trump, it's not about the people, it's about him. You are not about the people. You are about him and him alone.

    • @scottmari
      @scottmari 3 місяці тому

      @@josephf4372 Biden passed COVID Relief Act, Inflation Reduction Act-pushing to get chip manufacture back to the US, alleviating US oil addiction by giving $7500 to anyone buying an EV, but only if it's built in the US. Sounds crazy-actually helping Americans? He should be promising to punish libs like Trump!

  • @michaels.3709
    @michaels.3709 4 місяці тому +462

    Wait... someone else could change their name to Joe Biden?? This was an option the whole time??

    • @debnelson5522
      @debnelson5522 4 місяці тому +4

      Funny 😊

    • @LincolnHarper
      @LincolnHarper 4 місяці тому +3

      Never knew😂😂😂😂

    • @lancedyea5041
      @lancedyea5041 4 місяці тому +9

      I'd vote for him.

    • @tharengore7215
      @tharengore7215 4 місяці тому +5

      Well I better get that name change in.

    • @aaronburtram3175
      @aaronburtram3175 4 місяці тому +2

      Well it is technically true, you can legally get it done, but it's not a simple process.

  • @TheModelOmega
    @TheModelOmega 4 місяці тому +1861

    I’m excited to vote against Trump… not so much for Biden, but if that keeps Trump from office, so be it. 😅

    • @jeremytine
      @jeremytine 4 місяці тому +143

      81million agree with you

    • @RinnzuRosendale
      @RinnzuRosendale 4 місяці тому +1

      Exactly. I'd rather have an embarrassing, senile president than a facsist, self-serving traitor as president.

    • @twilightgeneral777
      @twilightgeneral777 4 місяці тому +93

      Yeah, unfortuantely we're stuck choosing between the lesser of two evils

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 4 місяці тому +66

      @@twilightgeneral777 If more people voted, we'd have better options.

    • @jeremytine
      @jeremytine 4 місяці тому +28

      @@twilightgeneral777 Thomas Sowell - 'There are no solutions. There are only trade-offs.'

  • @carmelaszymanski8232
    @carmelaszymanski8232 4 місяці тому +73

    John's stare..and blinking..lol

  • @rgreed20081
    @rgreed20081 4 місяці тому +160

    At each of the rallies, all Trump has mostly say is GIBBERSIH and nonsense.

    • @themostexpertest
      @themostexpertest 4 місяці тому +7

      Lol. That's the most ironic critique of Joe Biden's opposition I've seen yet.

    • @johnk8255
      @johnk8255 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@themostexpertest in all seriousness, Biden is easy to understand, well spoken and has a positive tone. Trump has none of those qualities

    • @jimmonroe8532
      @jimmonroe8532 4 місяці тому

      That’s just the beginning when he’s show videos of Biden!
      😂😂😂

    • @steamdriver6964
      @steamdriver6964 4 місяці тому

      Clown 😂 😂 🤡 🤡 😂 ​@@themostexpertest

    • @themostexpertest
      @themostexpertest 4 місяці тому

      @johnk8255 in all seriousness, Biden can't maintain a thought. Can't figure out how to walk off stage. Gets confused at when he spoke to whom and which college he attended as well as what his class rank was. Truly I believe he used to just be a liar(what politician isnt) but now he is a bumbling pile of confusion. I never liked Trump but pretending Biden is more coherent seems silly to me. Trump says dumb things. Biden speaks gibrish and gets lost in the open. It's a shame that these are the options.

  • @michaelalford8621
    @michaelalford8621 4 місяці тому +32

    I thought in this country you could i
    Only be president twice so why is he running a third time if he never conceded the last time

    • @elliottvaughn
      @elliottvaughn 4 місяці тому +4

      something something make America Great 👍 like in 30s-40s
      something something FDR

    • @elialmodovar6685
      @elialmodovar6685 4 місяці тому

      So you think if you lose but don't concede the other guy in not President? That's one of the MAGAS' moving goalposts!

    • @Nerazmus
      @Nerazmus 4 місяці тому +2

      Because Hipocracy is better than Democracy.

    • @tiffanywatson8316
      @tiffanywatson8316 4 місяці тому

      Trump doesn't really want to be FDR. FDR gave government jobs to the unemployed. FDR brought power to Appalachia. FDR created a retirement system so you didn't have to work till you dropped dead. The only thing Trump wants is the longevity and the ability to bang mistresses and not get told on. But the longevity was based on what he DID to help the average American. Not the deals he makes for the wealthy and despots.

    • @briandalke5946
      @briandalke5946 4 місяці тому +13

      Because Trump doesn't think the rules apply to him and most Republicans agree.

  • @erikhumleker1880
    @erikhumleker1880 4 місяці тому +171

    Same...I will move heaven and earth to vote against Trump again.

    • @josephf4372
      @josephf4372 4 місяці тому +9

      True patriot.

    • @themostexpertest
      @themostexpertest 4 місяці тому +5

      You don't need to move heaven and earth, just be willing to watch people struggle to feed their families.

    • @sebastiansabri1889
      @sebastiansabri1889 4 місяці тому +5

      He still gonna win 😂😂😂

    • @melissacoupal585
      @melissacoupal585 3 місяці тому

      If you guys are OK with a man who sniffs children and took inappropriate showers with his daughter, who are we to judge?

    • @roballen8431
      @roballen8431 3 місяці тому

      Bertter start moving punk

  • @sheilacade776
    @sheilacade776 Місяць тому +6

    You've nailed his agenda perfectly...Vote 💙....

  • @doviedove323
    @doviedove323 3 місяці тому +9

    Let's go Dark Brandon 😎💙💙💙2024✌️

  • @AmusedMackerel-um3vf
    @AmusedMackerel-um3vf 4 місяці тому +100

    I am voting Blue to stop anymore corrupt MAGA Republicans. 😊

    • @josephf4372
      @josephf4372 4 місяці тому +3

      I can't stand to watch people struggling to feed their families. I see people begging at the intersections more now that ever. Why would anyone vote for 4 more years pause.

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 4 місяці тому +16

      @@josephf4372 That's not government, that's greedy corporations. Which trump wants to empower to be more greedy.

    • @timbirch4999
      @timbirch4999 3 місяці тому

      @@josephf4372 Where are you seeing this happening?
      Biden has increased job numbers more than any president ever, the stock exchange just hit an all time high, and I think he has even managed to pay off Trump's unfunded money giveaway to billionaires. The economy looks pretty rosy.
      If individual corporations are ripping people off (like the oil companies all jacking the price of gas) then that's just the free market. And you don't want government interference in that, right? And you don't want poor people getting food stamps either, right? Because bootstraps and all that.
      Maybe these poor people just need to stop buying iPhones and get themselves better jobs.

    • @PamelaByers-on6vt
      @PamelaByers-on6vt 3 місяці тому +2

      @@josephf4372
      Where do you live? In Austin TX it’s still the same

    • @josephf4372
      @josephf4372 3 місяці тому

      @@cirrustate8674 the majority of the greed and wealth in this country go to the democrats. Gates, bezos,etc. Outside of musk, I'm not sure who you're pointing the finger at. Obama and Clinton left the presidency wealthier. Wanna talk about greed? Pelosi?

  • @lissarodrigues8950
    @lissarodrigues8950 4 місяці тому +10

    Thanks guys for made me laugh always❤!

  • @ThePsho
    @ThePsho 4 місяці тому +76

    If it's lunatic vs boring guy,...easy choice

    • @Traskelion
      @Traskelion 2 місяці тому

      I miss politics being boring...

  • @subpilot1000
    @subpilot1000 4 місяці тому +55

    Trump for president... of The Pathological Liars Club!!!❤

    • @lonpfrb
      @lonpfrb 4 місяці тому +6

      #45 belongs in Fulton County Jail where he will be accountable for his actions and not above the law 🇺🇸

    • @josephf4372
      @josephf4372 4 місяці тому +1

      What club is biden president of?

    • @itskarl7575
      @itskarl7575 4 місяці тому +4

      @@josephf4372 The United States of America.

    • @gargothan1177
      @gargothan1177 4 місяці тому

      ​@@josephf4372the dementia club, he keeps forgetting though.

    • @memyself7956
      @memyself7956 3 місяці тому +2

      @@gargothan1177 that sounds more like trump.

  • @juneyoon4432
    @juneyoon4432 4 місяці тому +90

    The race to not be the worst. I’m voting Biden

  • @pear7777
    @pear7777 4 місяці тому +89

    The vengeance part is no cap.

    • @bigdaddycros
      @bigdaddycros 4 місяці тому

      I thought the vengeance started with liberal picking an incompetent Biden, after years of tsunami sized hate for Trump. Because his presidency was so much better. So pathetic & sad.

    • @edplax1
      @edplax1 4 місяці тому +1

      I HOPE TRUMP DOES TAKE VENGEANCE, ALL DEMOCRATS ARE TRAITORS. MOVE TO A SOCIALIST COUNTRY !

    • @pear7777
      @pear7777 4 місяці тому +1

      @@kevinfarnham7715 I'm no trumpturd.

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 місяці тому +5

    I will both enjoy voting _against_ trump and also voting _for_ Biden.

  • @phen277
    @phen277 4 місяці тому +5

    I still remember Amarosa posting a video the day after the 2016 election telling us normal Americans who did not vote for her Orange Furher and self-proclaimed Jesus that we would be "bowing down" to him. Fat chance then, fatter chance now.

    • @tiffanywatson8316
      @tiffanywatson8316 4 місяці тому +1

      And now look at her, smh. Where did all that bowing get her?

    • @phen277
      @phen277 Місяць тому

      @@tiffanywatson8316 Guest shots on daytime talk shows?

  • @zenabuawoldemariam
    @zenabuawoldemariam 4 місяці тому +38

    Thanks for the right message with humor.

  • @velmaholland5673
    @velmaholland5673 4 місяці тому +24

    Sounds like you were speaking to Nurse Ratchet.

  • @danboyd2725
    @danboyd2725 4 місяці тому +439

    Spot on with Trump supporters. 😂

    • @catsithx
      @catsithx 4 місяці тому +13

      They keep it entertaining

    • @edwarddavis7313
      @edwarddavis7313 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@catsithxYou know what I'm not going to lie. Hollywood couldn't write this crazy ish he got going on.

    • @danielmorgan5276
      @danielmorgan5276 4 місяці тому +7

      So you’re telling me you’ve never held a conversation with someone who you disagreed with.

    • @edwarddavis7313
      @edwarddavis7313 4 місяці тому +37

      @danielmorgan5276 There is no way to conversate with MAGA. How do you debate insanity 🤔

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 4 місяці тому

      They did nothing of the sort.
      However how do you talk to somebody who just wants to burn the country to the ground and install somebody into the presidency who clearly stated that he wants to be a dictator and also that the constitution should be ignored when it doesn't fit his agenda?
      At this point you have to be willfully ignorant to deny the fascism (definition by Umberto Eco to be precise) of Donald Trump. And no, nothing anything Biden has ever said or done even comes close to Trump.
      I have no problem taking to people who disagree with me. But how would YOU talk to somebody with such an agenda?

  • @Levacque
    @Levacque 3 місяці тому +4

    I've been thinking this for ages. You can either believe the last election was fake, or you can want Trump elected this year. To believe both are possible is unconstitutional, which is hilarious because that's their rallying cry for most things 😂

  • @aliciajoya9435
    @aliciajoya9435 4 місяці тому +27

    Scary 😱 I don’t want to even cross paths with “that nurse.”😩 (hospital city, and name please😖🤪)

  • @josephbelisle5792
    @josephbelisle5792 4 місяці тому +141

    You should be afraid. Very afraid. This is comedy but Trump, like the right wing, has tapped into the insanity of the religious.

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 4 місяці тому +12

      Yeah totally not the left 😅 have u seen the colleges here?

    • @markrose53
      @markrose53 4 місяці тому +22

      @@mikebar42the left wants inclusivity, the right conformity.

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 4 місяці тому +8

      @@markrose53 Doesn't seem like it...

    • @nostradamus7648
      @nostradamus7648 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@markrose53
      Inclusivity, unless you don't think the same way.
      Total Hypocrites.

    • @Avogadros_number
      @Avogadros_number 4 місяці тому +5

      @@mikebar42you said it, “college campuses” which have traditionally been very far left and unhinged at times. The average liberal is not a college student. You’re basing your view of an entire party on a fringe sub set.

  • @AdamEmrich
    @AdamEmrich 4 місяці тому +68

    First, the only thing "terrible" about Trumpy's 'sword," is its diminutive size. 😏
    Second, he's gonna need a "socket extension" or a "breaker bar" before he can even do a "threatening pose." Never mind, "split the sky" and all that... 🤣🤣

    • @breakthewheelnow8223
      @breakthewheelnow8223 4 місяці тому +4

      He thinks he looks threatening, he just looks constipated.

  • @colleenbrady9675
    @colleenbrady9675 Місяць тому +5

    Love your HUMOR! Well played.

  • @707Berto
    @707Berto 4 місяці тому +159

    A retired nurse... really? We're F'd.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 4 місяці тому +17

      Don't give up hope. We've got nurses of our own.

    • @sue7734
      @sue7734 4 місяці тому +28

      @707Berto
      There are idiots in every field. Matter of fact, the US had one as president not too long ago! 😉
      Vote Blue and keep America sane!
      💙Biden/Harris 2024💙
      💪Roevember is Coming!💪

    • @TptLead
      @TptLead 4 місяці тому +15

      I work with a nonretired nurse who is like this. Scary.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 4 місяці тому +10

      @@TptLead I see. Does it make her proud, voting for a dictator?

    • @edmc2912
      @edmc2912 4 місяці тому

      She is trash

  • @kateg.1386
    @kateg.1386 4 місяці тому +53

    Does anyone else want to hibernate through this election year? 🙋🏼‍♀️ Just me?

    • @danielmorgan5276
      @danielmorgan5276 4 місяці тому +4

      Not me. I’m excited to see Trump get elected to hopefully right so many of the wrongs that have happened over the last 3 years. Let’s go!!!!

    • @edwarddavis7313
      @edwarddavis7313 4 місяці тому

      @danielmorgan5276 So you're already asleep

    • @mararodriguez5809
      @mararodriguez5809 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@danielmorgan5276Yea, lets its the highway to PRISON❤❤❤

    • @danielmorgan5276
      @danielmorgan5276 4 місяці тому +4

      @@mararodriguez5809 what would he go to prison for?
      I do hope you realizing how terrible it looks to jail a political candidate simply because they are running for president. Which has been admitted several times. Personally, I don’t want to be ruled by a tyrant that would do such a thing. Do you know the agents who raided his property were authorized to use deadly force? How crazy is that?

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 4 місяці тому +12

      No. There's no slacking on our responsibility this time. We mess this up and we lose everything.

  • @Wicked_Knight
    @Wicked_Knight 4 місяці тому +50

    Bet that nurse strongly believes holistic/alternative medicine is the answer to everything too..

    • @patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
      @patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 4 місяці тому +7

      Horse paste, ludnum, peroxide and the illumination of the brown eye

    • @clarencearnold2137
      @clarencearnold2137 4 місяці тому +2

      Its a joke.

    • @pipsantos6278
      @pipsantos6278 4 місяці тому

      The Amish are healthier than you. But stay a believer of big pharma

    • @1pierrr
      @1pierrr 4 місяці тому

      She’s retired because she wouldn’t take a Covid vaccine.

    • @barry963
      @barry963 4 місяці тому

      Don't all females do?

  • @kwickfly
    @kwickfly 4 місяці тому +5

    As if MAGA could write something as eloquent as that

    • @Nerazmus
      @Nerazmus 4 місяці тому +1

      I am pretty sure that's a direct quote from Bible or something.

  • @TheyCallMeGlitchDash
    @TheyCallMeGlitchDash 4 місяці тому +111

    The other presenters are comedy gold as johns sidekicks 😂

    • @NoRezos
      @NoRezos 4 місяці тому +1

      Michael Kosta with his sarcasm, and Desi Lydic with her Foxsplaining *Chefkiss

  • @oldman747
    @oldman747 4 місяці тому +9

    i dont know if that quote was a joke or not....

  • @billo6934
    @billo6934 4 місяці тому +9

    I love this show. They always find away to make people laugh 😂

  • @JohnnyProctor9
    @JohnnyProctor9 4 місяці тому +6

    Preferably someone else...anyone but these two, or 3 if you count RFKjr. 4 if you count his brain worm...and out of those 4 the brain worm is in the lead.

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 4 місяці тому +1

      The worm is swimming in mercury. Did anyone name that worm yet ?

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 4 місяці тому +1

      Frederick.

    • @Griffix96
      @Griffix96 4 місяці тому

      The only thing Biden has done was creat more jobs than the last three Republican presidents have combined.

  • @darlaleasure4924
    @darlaleasure4924 4 місяці тому +11

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that would be maga.

  • @kristinek2916
    @kristinek2916 4 місяці тому +51

    Please vote blue!!! 💙🇺🇸

    • @williecatch9
      @williecatch9 4 місяці тому +2

      We tried that! Look at the BS that happened.

    • @blurrcs15
      @blurrcs15 4 місяці тому

      @@williecatch9that’s because of Trump and his cult followers! Take responsibility you traitor!

    • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 3 місяці тому +3

      @@williecatch9far better than the BS we had with 4 years of Trump

    • @williecatch9
      @williecatch9 3 місяці тому

      @@PremierCCGuyMMXVI Aiding a genocide, changing freedom of speech laws for an apartheid government and telling the young voters “you will NOT help them”, is a better deal??!! You are peak “Trump derangement syndrome”.

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 4 місяці тому +126

    Better vote Bidrn or we'll be heading for shelter in Rafah as well...

    • @voltrono4166
      @voltrono4166 4 місяці тому +17

      yeah..and you people said Trump would lead us into way.. and that never happened, but Biden did

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 4 місяці тому

      ​@@voltrono4166 there are so many stories of close calls. The only reason things weren't worse was because everyone around that dumpster fire of a person stopped it. And last I checked Biden is not the leader of Israel or Hamas.

    • @alexgreene3069
      @alexgreene3069 4 місяці тому

      ​@@voltrono4166what do you think this would look like if Trump was president...he would have given Israel anything they wanted and encourage the war crimes we've already seen and then some

    • @JohnnyProctor9
      @JohnnyProctor9 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@voltrono4166 - Curds and whey?

    • @Knight-Bishop
      @Knight-Bishop 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@JohnnyProctor9 No no, he abandoned the Kurds.

  • @peteleepeteleepetelee
    @peteleepeteleepetelee 4 місяці тому +5

    Kosta makes me laugh so hard. He’s on my Mt Rushmore of Daily Show correspondents

  • @Sam-vn6hd
    @Sam-vn6hd 4 місяці тому +3

    Let's make insane asylums great again

  • @hifsinc8015
    @hifsinc8015 4 місяці тому +46

    😂😂😂❤Can’t beat Third time

    • @Nerazmus
      @Nerazmus 4 місяці тому +2

      Third time the charm, as they say in Germany.

  • @chinavaughan6383
    @chinavaughan6383 4 місяці тому +18

    I have to renew my passport, just in case😟

    • @danielmorgan5276
      @danielmorgan5276 4 місяці тому

      Just in case Biden signs over control of this country in case of emergency and the WHO doesn’t let you travel?

    • @trnod
      @trnod 4 місяці тому

      Nonono... Americans stays in America... Borders are closed.

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 4 місяці тому +2

      We're voting early and spending election day in Dublin.

    • @danielmorgan5276
      @danielmorgan5276 4 місяці тому

      @@Teeveepicksures why?

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 4 місяці тому

      @@danielmorgan5276 Vacation?

  • @danielneeds4351
    @danielneeds4351 4 місяці тому +38

    Biden 2024. Because he doesn't sell sneakers, cologne and Bibles. I think the choice is pretty clear for me.

    • @Aceg13579
      @Aceg13579 4 місяці тому +8

      What outstanding reasons to vote for the president. Another liberal genius

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 4 місяці тому

      No, he just sells his influence and sells America out. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @sebastiancavallaro-n6x
      @sebastiancavallaro-n6x 4 місяці тому +5

      Democrats are losing! FJB!!!!!!!

    • @briandalke5946
      @briandalke5946 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Aceg13579 Not wanting to vote for someone who is completely disrespectful of their faith is actually a very common reason.

    • @googleevil9553
      @googleevil9553 4 місяці тому

      There are other options, but you wouldn't care to investigate. Stay in your boxes, sheep.

  • @maximus-decimus-meridius
    @maximus-decimus-meridius 4 місяці тому +1

    Trump a third term.. 😅😅 Took 40/1 he’ll physically check out within 14 months during his upcoming three trials - GET ON LOL 😂😂

  • @graceannecreque5491
    @graceannecreque5491 4 місяці тому +2

    People this election is no joke to me the choice is clear revenge versus steady, sane leadership vote💙

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 3 місяці тому

      Steady and sane are not words I'd use to describe either candidate at this point. Sure, by comparison, Biden looks more sane (not steady) but not compared to other leaders like Bernie Sanders (who's older) who is far more sane in his Israel position for example.
      Don't get me wrong, I'd vote for Biden if I lived in America but that's out of sheer desperation not because Biden earned it.

  • @Phizzo4real
    @Phizzo4real 4 місяці тому +11

    Michael's delivery is always chef kiss.
    He doesnt even break 😂😂😂

  • @getpaid38able
    @getpaid38able 4 місяці тому +1

    Truthfully thats all i hear from trump supporters they want nothing but his vengeance nothing about economy 😅

  • @gofukursef
    @gofukursef 4 місяці тому +3

    He's not wrong about Irene.

    • @catherinewhite8719
      @catherinewhite8719 4 місяці тому +1

      That's what I was thinking. We're laughing but I believe a lot of Trump supports have this exact attitude!

  • @slimtee2
    @slimtee2 4 місяці тому +1

    I know this is a comedy type news show, but it really sounds like a Trump supporter wrote that!😂

  • @notavailable2590
    @notavailable2590 4 місяці тому +9

    I didn’t know Chairface Chippendale was running for President.

    • @brandonjackson5142
      @brandonjackson5142 4 місяці тому +1

      Nice reference

    • @mararodriguez5809
      @mararodriguez5809 4 місяці тому +1

      Who? (really don't know, English 2nd language)

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@mararodriguez5809 A reference to The Tick, an old animated comedy from the 90's.

  • @OdinisGod
    @OdinisGod 4 місяці тому +2

    TRE45ON

  • @grandlaphi
    @grandlaphi 4 місяці тому +10

    Any vote not for Biden is a vote for trump . Own it

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 3 місяці тому

      Nope - votes for Trump are votes for Trump. And if he gets more he deserves to win.
      It could be just as easily be assumed the other way around - any vote not for Trump is a vote for Biden and that's not true, either.

  • @cstclairqcom1
    @cstclairqcom1 4 місяці тому +1

    Like there are only two options... I won't vote for either of them. I don't believe genocide is anything I can vote for.

  • @elliotbrent
    @elliotbrent 4 місяці тому +5

    Kosta is hilarious 🎉😂😂😂

    • @AmSuperBlessed
      @AmSuperBlessed 4 місяці тому +2

      Love love Kosta❤. He never fails to make laugh 😂

  • @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt
    @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt 4 місяці тому +1

    What's sad is that maga really feels that way and also believes donald has those kinda powers 😅😅😅

  • @matthewsteele8448
    @matthewsteele8448 4 місяці тому +6

    My rent just went up 120 dollars. I'm voting Trump.

    • @RavenVapor873
      @RavenVapor873 4 місяці тому +3

      Oh that will help 🥴 not. I feel for you. But not if you believe that trump is going to change your life for the better. That's a bridge too far.

    • @cathytemple6868
      @cathytemple6868 4 місяці тому +4

      What would make you think Trumpanzee would lower you rent?

    • @300zxsailor
      @300zxsailor 4 місяці тому

      Bro Biden doesn't control your rent. Your landlord does. Just pure brainrot bro

    • @briandalke5946
      @briandalke5946 4 місяці тому +4

      How are massive tax breaks for the rich going to help with your rent?

    • @matthewsteele8448
      @matthewsteele8448 4 місяці тому +1

      @@briandalke5946 How does printing money and sending billions of taxpayer dollars to illegals and endless wars help America again? Checkmate clown.
      Dollars is down 20% under Biden.

  • @rais1953
    @rais1953 4 місяці тому +1

    Could somebody _please_ change their name to Joe Biden so that poor old man can retire? He'll probably retire next January anyway or shortly afterwards if he unloses in November but have a heart. Put him out to pasture. And Trump likewise, he's way past retirement age too and it shows.

    • @estebanvaldez3632
      @estebanvaldez3632 4 місяці тому

      Could somebody please tell tRump that Hope Hicks is not a magabilly church.

  • @mariemayoros9222
    @mariemayoros9222 4 місяці тому +6

    Perfect for both parties 😂😂😂

  • @jimmonroe8532
    @jimmonroe8532 4 місяці тому +1

    Trump:
    My name carved on the Moon!!!
    🤔🤔🤔

  • @Trumpisalier
    @Trumpisalier 2 місяці тому +1

    Agenda, project 2025?

  • @glentorn5362
    @glentorn5362 Місяць тому +1

    Lock up the Antichrist! 🎃

  • @there_is_nothing_here
    @there_is_nothing_here 4 місяці тому +1

    It's funny because it sounds like something a Trump supporter would actually say.

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 4 місяці тому +1

      No, it doesn't. It's too eloquent to have actually been spoken by a trump support. The sentiment is accurate, though.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 3 місяці тому

      @@cirrustate8674 This is an unfair stereotype of Trump supporters. Many of them are eloquent. Just like it's mean to be racist, it's also mean to be magaist.

  • @chucktisdale6836
    @chucktisdale6836 4 місяці тому +1

    Why did he say president Trump but she said Joe Biden Trump is not the president

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 4 місяці тому

      trump was president, and his supporters still refer to him as such.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 3 місяці тому

      That depends on who you ask a bit in America. Most Trump supporters believe he won the election in 2020.

  • @Joseperez-q3e
    @Joseperez-q3e 4 місяці тому +1

    Vote for trump is vote for Putin

  • @_.F0X._
    @_.F0X._ 4 місяці тому

    Im not voting for Biden, but Im voting against Trump. Ofcourse I rather vote for somebody else, but given the two bad options 🤷‍♂️

  • @72carguy
    @72carguy 8 днів тому

    Michael Kosta is f*cking awesome!! Him, Desi, Ronnie, Jordan…..the show is really firing on all cylinders.
    (Edit for name typo)

  • @rockhardtech965
    @rockhardtech965 4 місяці тому

    You have an average 546k views per episode. There are UA-camrs who double that in less than 24 hrs. Maybe if you actually want to keep the show on the air and not hemorrhage money you should take apolitical approaches on topics. Seems to work for a majority of freelance journalism

  • @davidav8orpflanz561
    @davidav8orpflanz561 4 місяці тому

    Wait, I could carve my name on the Moon? Why not, no one owns it - yet!
    Add color blinking solar lights to outline it too!
    "Hey Elon, I need a rocket that can carry a bulldozer...."

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead 4 місяці тому

    It’s Surkov not Zarkov and Girkin was never a Putin advisor . He was a separatist leader and fsb agent. Terrible choices considering your talking about putins propaganda and believing that girkin advised Putin. Why not talk about his real advisors , the oligarchs

  • @frankiebowie6174
    @frankiebowie6174 4 місяці тому

    We get it, Jon, Joe Biden’s not your dream date. I haven’t watched you since your comeback episode, but I see you’re still doing your best to dampen D enthusiasm. So edgy.

  • @ianbartels7242
    @ianbartels7242 4 місяці тому

    Soooo people here have clearly never actually spoken to a Republican. Their light 1800’s explorers trying to describe a platypus for the first time.

  • @Erebus66
    @Erebus66 2 місяці тому

    I don't care who you vote for and I have zero intention of changing your mind because I know it's literally impossible.
    Were you guys happy to have Dylan Mulvaney represent your party to the world at the white house? I'm genuinely curious.

  • @hopeisintheether2888
    @hopeisintheether2888 2 місяці тому

    It seems like that retired nurse Irene was using various lyrics from Gwar, Slayer, and Megadeth songs among numerous others, to write her MAGA inspired vengeance/revenge spoken word manifesto.
    😂

  • @rosemacaskie
    @rosemacaskie 2 місяці тому

    I criticised South America and upheld Spain.
    Spain made its own way into the modern world, South America got advised on their economies by such as the Chicago blBoys, which group of economists included Fredrich Hayeck a man who was part of the Austrian school of Economics which ideas wemt against mild socislism. Which ideas started Neo liberalism ideas that were or created our apres, after, the Well Fare State, world , these ideas were, it seems to me, an absolute disaster in South America and tgevreason tgat South America has had endless problems.

  • @annaathome2995
    @annaathome2995 4 місяці тому

    Let’s go Brandon 😂😂 vote blue They might switch candidates in June or right after DNC convention

  • @CT-ek3gv
    @CT-ek3gv Місяць тому

    hey Stewart , your tired “funny” act has expired.You could have saved face by staying retired but like your hero Biden ……you just couldn’t resist overstaying your welcome

  • @Andy-sg7xd
    @Andy-sg7xd 2 місяці тому

    I’ll just be happy with a closed border and lower gas prices again lol
    Trump2024

  • @Dystopia3030
    @Dystopia3030 2 місяці тому

    I've heard republican boomers are talking about the rapture coming back 😂😂😂 if you don't laugh you cry

  • @christoduplessis8177
    @christoduplessis8177 3 місяці тому

    Jon is so hot for Trump he can't gona day without it. It is so old now, the same jokes over and over for years now. Unwatchable.

  • @fppro1679
    @fppro1679 4 місяці тому

    Oh yeah, doesn't necessarily make him wrong. There's a reckoning coming.
    MAGA

  • @dimitrisionas9566
    @dimitrisionas9566 3 місяці тому

    I'm voting an all-blue tickets for the foreseeable future, the GOP is broken right now.

  • @UTube-gs1yf
    @UTube-gs1yf 3 місяці тому

    Vote Trump. It'll help The US devolve and that gives the most workers a fighting chance to get national healthcare & decent wages. It also helps the rest of the world not get blown to bits to keep your wealthiest in the money.

  • @shalevedna
    @shalevedna 4 місяці тому

    You demos have a better candidate????? Biden??? You millionjsired must be joking g, right????

  • @Claudinemichotte
    @Claudinemichotte 4 місяці тому +1

    Mais cessez de l'appeler président ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!

  • @stoneman623
    @stoneman623 2 місяці тому

    No it’s the lower prices and money in our pockets again and not sent all over the world. It’s housing being affordable again. It’s food being affordable again. Let’s not act like everything has been great the last four years

  • @willemvandeursen3105
    @willemvandeursen3105 4 місяці тому

    But his IMAGE is already on the moon! Donnie's round, dimpled behind.

  • @danschoenharl3856
    @danschoenharl3856 4 місяці тому

    But that's what you get, when there is money in politics.
    Vote for love!
    (or sanity at least.)
    Do it for free.

  • @JohnKitts-u7s
    @JohnKitts-u7s 3 місяці тому

    That actually is Jesus Christ I asked backwards criticized who is this guy recess Croesus Geist JISTE

  • @BlameslessT-rex
    @BlameslessT-rex 4 місяці тому

    Reading the comments, and just like this "comedy" you all very clearly do not understand why he is so popular

  • @UncommonEyes
    @UncommonEyes 3 місяці тому

    Is there any way we can remove the word “trump” from the dictionary and all languages spoken around the world?

  • @AntoinetteFerguson-g3q
    @AntoinetteFerguson-g3q Місяць тому

    WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN THE WHITE HOUSE INTELLIGENT KAMALA HARRIS OR DELUSIONAL TRUMP I VOTE KAMALA HARRIS / WALZ 2024💙💙💙💙

  • @Bolsonaro_em_Haia
    @Bolsonaro_em_Haia Місяць тому

    Fortunately for all of humanity, this sketch aged very quickly.

  • @JohnKitts-u7s
    @JohnKitts-u7s 3 місяці тому

    Don’t tell me he’s going to build a Trump Tower honeymoon. That’s where you normally put his name brand.

  • @pipsantos6278
    @pipsantos6278 4 місяці тому

    Too many enthusiatic blue loyalists here. Please attend Joe's rally. The size of his audience is embarassing.

  • @RepsacZ
    @RepsacZ 4 місяці тому

    I just hope the EU will move away from the US as much as possible. It's become a circus.

  • @stevemrzlecki8405
    @stevemrzlecki8405 4 місяці тому

    What are we going to do about all the hurting people? See if Russia will grant trump mtg citizenship😅