Dirty Laundry Full Episode [Vic Michaelis, Raphael Chestang, Ryan Creamer, Carolyn Page]

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • The show about spilling secrets (but not drinks - Grant spent a lot of time on those) is back. Welcome to Dropout.tv's Dirty Laundry, where host Lily Du brings four comedians together to share their deepest, darkest, most ridiculous secrets - and see who can figure out who each secret belongs to. You can watch all of season 1 and new episodes from season 2 (releasing every other Tuesday), along with extended cocktail recipes by Grant O'Brien, by signing up for Dropout today: signup.dropout.tv
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 336

  • @regrettablemuffin9186
    @regrettablemuffin9186 Рік тому +7644

    I love dirty laundry because everyone is trying to convince everyone that the secrets couldn’t possibly belong to them and then there’s Grant playing an entirely different game where he wants to be accused of anything

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 Рік тому +349

      Can't blame him. Being seen as "the quirky one" in a group is a remarkably easy source of renewable attention.

    • @novaaurorajade6914
      @novaaurorajade6914 Рік тому +98

      Imma be completely honest I only watch for grant I freaking love him he is hilarious!!!!

    • @FHGryphonIRL
      @FHGryphonIRL Рік тому +16

      @@novaaurorajade6914 same lol

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 Рік тому +18

      And that's why we all love grant

    • @kaseybennett7415
      @kaseybennett7415 Рік тому +6

      ​@@havcola6983 bro that's deep

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 Рік тому +3410

    Ryan: "I am famously a piss boy"
    Raph: "But it could be Carolyn because she's wearing yellow."

  • @jodi106
    @jodi106 Рік тому +2052

    I love how fast Raf went from "Oh shit" to *"On a laptop???"*

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Рік тому +1443

    “Will you be honest right now, was it a Pickle Rick?” Is such a great addition to the conversation.

  • @mirjamk
    @mirjamk Рік тому +3872

    Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate Lily's look in this episode? The outfit, the hair, the GLOVES???

  • @fightmonkey4750
    @fightmonkey4750 7 місяців тому +245

    Vic having a real life five nights at freddys' experience is pretty wild. Glad they survived the night to tell the story.

  • @Blue-wz5um
    @Blue-wz5um Рік тому +2675

    ryans insistence on being like "ohr you are all after me because you think im the pissboy whos the pissboy now" when he was the first one to call himself a pissboy in the episode is real pissboy behavior
    Edit: he wasn't first to say it but he did immediately agree with it so I think my point still stands

    • @GaleTheSpark
      @GaleTheSpark Рік тому +39

      Wait, wasn't Carolyn the first one to call him a pissboy?

    • @Blue-wz5um
      @Blue-wz5um Рік тому +20

      @@GaleTheSpark oh dang you're right I just went back to the part. I guess my brain just thought he called himself one first bc of his immediate confirmation "oh yeah true it is hard to defend when you're notoriously a pissboy"

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard Рік тому +68

      @@GaleTheSpark That's right! But - unfortunately you didn't say Um, actually, so I won't give you this point.

    • @alexanderbull905
      @alexanderbull905 Рік тому +3

      It’s like fart in a jar martin

  • @atakiri
    @atakiri Рік тому +1175

    I, who chooses not to drink alcohol, am so touched that there's a non-alcoholic drink option right at the front of the video. Most shows wouldn't aclnowledge that

  • @crimsoneclipse0618
    @crimsoneclipse0618 Рік тому +260

    I really love how Grant always has a one liner monologue to open up his stories.

  • @SCMabridged
    @SCMabridged Рік тому +832

    Grant secretly being sponsored by that "one company that makes Pineapple Amaro".

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail Рік тому +1477

    There was nothing slicker than Ryan wearing a rain slicker to a first date while also subsequently and purposefully making it rain in his pants.

  • @LakeVermilionDreams
    @LakeVermilionDreams Рік тому +911

    I was just going to ask aloud "Hey, isn't Lily supposed to have secrets sprinkled in here?" and then... "Well, here's the story..."!

  • @VeteranVandal
    @VeteranVandal Рік тому +361

    Raph is very good at this game tbh. All his reasoning is somewhat sound and he read people mostly correctly. It's actually impressive.

  • @notoriousgoblin83
    @notoriousgoblin83 Рік тому +589

    Ryan being referred to as a pissboy is so funny without context

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy День тому

      I went to urban dictionary to see if it was a thing and surprisingly it doesn't even have an entry. But I still don't know what they are talking about.

  • @lng2750
    @lng2750 Рік тому +947

    Wow a cocktail set?? I think the season 1 prizes were socks 😂 That's a nice upgrade!! Thanks for the full episode CH 🧡

    • @m4a44
      @m4a44 Рік тому +6

      Dirty socks? :P

    • @Spiritoftherain
      @Spiritoftherain Рік тому +64

      Dirty laundry socks and dirty laundry wine. They gave this show a bigger budget!

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri Рік тому +2

      @@Spiritoftherain ...and the cocktail set is available in their merch store.

  • @GaleTheSpark
    @GaleTheSpark Рік тому +430

    Lily: Does it have your byline on it?
    Raph: Probably
    Me: *immediately googles it* Oh hey, look, it does!

  • @pyuraii
    @pyuraii Рік тому +228

    "i'm looking for a relationship. that seems like a red flag."
    "...that's not what grant and i are looking for."

  • @annabeatrizzimmermann7708
    @annabeatrizzimmermann7708 Рік тому +129

    bro the boyfriend who uses tinder on a computer that is not even his really wasn't working with a full deck of cards, like c'mon this is insane lol

  • @mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373
    @mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373 Рік тому +267

    these people's lives are so damn interesting XD. Like dude I'd be proud to have secrets even half as fun as these

    • @rinocorn_
      @rinocorn_ Рік тому +69

      I think its more so they are good storytellers, you probably have some great ones, you just got to tell them in an interesting way

  • @amfate
    @amfate Рік тому +299

    Grant and his drinks is something I will always look forward to

  • @randomcomrade6826
    @randomcomrade6826 5 місяців тому +66

    I have never once heard a normal story about a hamster.

  • @theversusverses
    @theversusverses Рік тому +1061

    my biggest problem with this series is how hot everyone is and it makes me emotionally compromised

    • @thegreatandterrible4508
      @thegreatandterrible4508 Рік тому

      Well, there is a famous porn star there

    • @ashgold7036
      @ashgold7036 Рік тому +101

      Thought this said emotionally constipated and kinda just accepted it like "yeah feel u bro"

    • @nothingtoseehere7554
      @nothingtoseehere7554 Рік тому +6

      FR

    • @lydiamourningstar2028
      @lydiamourningstar2028 Рік тому +87

      Literally though. And they're all VERY different kinds of hot. Vic: wholesome and precious hot. Raph: funny intellectual hot. Ryan: guy next door hot. Carolyn: mildly edgy extrovert hot. Lily: elegant but down to earth hot. Grant: awkward goofball hot.

    • @imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy
      @imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Рік тому +9

      @@lydiamourningstar2028 lmao true

  • @EndTheEnding
    @EndTheEnding Рік тому +323

    I already subbed for dropout (the streaming service, not the stud next door), but still can’t resist rewatching the whole thing here for a second time. So captivatingly entertaining. Please make more.
    Also can we get more seasons of Rank Room and Paranoia please? I also loved those

    • @juliofuentes6854
      @juliofuentes6854 Рік тому +5

      yes, please, they were such good shows

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 Рік тому +9

      I NEED more Rank Room!

    • @bruhkakke
      @bruhkakke Рік тому +5

      YES, i love watching paranoia while i smoke

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit Рік тому +7

      Good luck with the dude next door

  • @covertpetersen2573
    @covertpetersen2573 6 місяців тому +35

    Shit did I work with Vic at Halloween haunt in Toronto in like 2008-2009 and not realize until this episode?

  • @Pr0zimity
    @Pr0zimity 3 місяці тому +16

    Vic is a menace I always get so pumped when they're in a video

  • @charchxr
    @charchxr Рік тому +25

    “the way your setting this up, it could be a rom com, it could be a horror movie” (4:23) i feel like that’s the vibes of every single one of these stories

  • @ellaveysel1041
    @ellaveysel1041 Рік тому +188

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A FULL EPISODE OF DIRTY LAUNDRY FOR SO LONGGG YESS

    • @lincolnlu9869
      @lincolnlu9869 Рік тому +6

      They're on Dropout... Like right there

    • @jellorbs495
      @jellorbs495 Рік тому

      @@lincolnlu9869 some of us are broke :(

  • @irokoalien
    @irokoalien Рік тому +36

    Cackling at Grant getting to half-mast talking about the logistics of divorce-fucking

  • @LunaBeth97
    @LunaBeth97 Рік тому +151

    The irony of me needing to get up and pee while Ryan's explaining his story😂

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 4 місяці тому +10

    Raph: "So then yeah, Shaq shows up and gives the guy his motorcycle."
    Lily: "Was he happy when Shaq got there?"
    Raph: "EVERYBODY is happy when Shaq gets there! If Shaq walked in right now, we'd all be happy!"
    Truly one of the greatest exchanges in Dropout history.

    • @PatchworkPS
      @PatchworkPS Місяць тому

      This story is a goldmine. "If you're gonna be a fake cop, wear a real vest" and the line about biker groups were my highlights of the episode

  • @thanatos3505
    @thanatos3505 Рік тому +127

    Just googled the Reese Witherspoon story and yeah it's still there and Raph's name is on the byline lol

    • @noerartnoe
      @noerartnoe Рік тому +15

      One I found with his name had been corrected to say "on 20", though. The majority of the *rest* of the first page of the google search, however, still said "20mph" - which I presume we can blame him for.

  • @biggusriggus7693
    @biggusriggus7693 Рік тому +209

    If Ryan the guy who posted the wholesome videos on The Hub of like "cleaning the casting couch"

    • @threeheadedmountaindew
      @threeheadedmountaindew Рік тому +52

      i'm pretty sure it is! i remember the name Ryan Creamer 😂

    • @dropout
      @dropout  Рік тому +117

      The very same!

    • @anabsolnamednyx899
      @anabsolnamednyx899 Рік тому +3

      Do you happen to have a link? Asking for a friend

    • @biggusriggus7693
      @biggusriggus7693 Рік тому +9

      @three headed mountain dew I knew it! Always had a good laugh whenever screen grabs of the thumbnails for different videos would pop up. so many cliché video prompts flipped to wholesome fun

  • @Corgi6725
    @Corgi6725 Рік тому +82

    It’s cool they have a non-alcoholic cocktail now too!!

  • @sharksuperiority9736
    @sharksuperiority9736 Рік тому +57

    It wild that someone was allowed to get their driver’s licence photo taken in costume. Like, her in Canada you aren’t even allowed to smile, you have to look depressed so people can recognize you neutrally

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Рік тому +219

    thanks for the full episode of dirty laundry, collegehumor!

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX Рік тому

      OVERKILL

  • @Not_A_Big_Fan
    @Not_A_Big_Fan 3 місяці тому +6

    One liner into Monologue is a true combo, Grant has the technique perfected

  • @chrischrischrischris5174
    @chrischrischrischris5174 Рік тому +181

    "it's strong, it's rich, it's assertive, it's sweet, this drink is everything i wish i was as a man"
    anyone else think 3 out of 4 ain't bad? I'd let grant charm me into buying $4 worth of stuff at a cvs any day

  • @Arixandrine
    @Arixandrine Рік тому +23

    Can't believe he entered a cab with pissed pants

  • @whitemountain_
    @whitemountain_ Рік тому +31

    Lily out here dazzling like a right dame from the 1920s

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli Рік тому +84

    I LOOOOOOVE Raph's laugh! 😂 I miss him at the News videos.

  • @irregularlyregularly
    @irregularlyregularly Рік тому +64

    I am shocked and disappointed that nobody called it his "pegkle" instead of a pickle

  • @calumhouston3308
    @calumhouston3308 6 місяців тому +9

    You could see the worry in Ryan's eyes when he mentioned how the last group he told the story to immediately changed everyone's opinion of him was going to happen again.😅

  • @JGerrity
    @JGerrity Місяць тому +2

    8:25 Dude played pickleball. Trophies of pickles for pickleball are not uncommon…
    …sounds like he also enjoys a bit of cornhole, too. Hi-yoooooo!

  • @rebbyberard8150
    @rebbyberard8150 Рік тому +25

    As a Marylander I am so glad I chose to watch this episode because I do feel represented by the MD and DC stories

  • @arieltallen5732
    @arieltallen5732 Рік тому +44

    This is officially my favorite college humor show

  • @cachacinha1378
    @cachacinha1378 6 місяців тому +8

    Lily Du is always so gorgeous in this series, please let us know what Lily's wearing in each episode!!! This dress is gorgeous!!!!!

  • @buttwhittle8185
    @buttwhittle8185 Рік тому +25

    Pissboy getting all embarrassed and unable to own up to the nickname he gave himself has to be the funniest shit ever.

  • @aqueelkadri8371
    @aqueelkadri8371 Рік тому +63

    College humor is like the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you
    But goddamn now I need the dropout subscription even more....don't tell em

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 7 місяців тому +5

    Some of these literally made me gasp when I heard them & the stories/explanations after rarely made it better 😭

  • @Greg-vq9tu
    @Greg-vq9tu Рік тому +41

    The hamster bit really got me 😂😂😂

  • @JKMeZmA
    @JKMeZmA Рік тому +183

    Love this series, long may it continue!!

  • @aellalee4767
    @aellalee4767 10 місяців тому +7

    Bomb threats are most often around finals. Serious ones I don't know, but as an ex university security person, we were told to expect bomb threats around finals if there were any.

  • @artoocase
    @artoocase 7 місяців тому +5

    having just finished reading about the history of tiki/hawaiian bars in the US and coming to watch this episode to see grant referring to my exact rabbit hole of research was magical

  • @schist7867
    @schist7867 Рік тому +85

    Grants cocktails seem like he read a book one time. 😂

  • @dapawta
    @dapawta Рік тому +88

    As SOON as Caroline said, "the next day" I Knew. I immediately KNEW that that shit was on purpose. Maybe they're not airing it, for legal purposes. But it was on purpose

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 Рік тому +5

      Are you referring to the eye-burning story?

    • @anabsolnamednyx899
      @anabsolnamednyx899 Рік тому +2

      @@jessehammer123 I believe so

    • @florianbontemps9472
      @florianbontemps9472 Рік тому +6

      What purpose, I'm confused

    • @mash9415
      @mash9415 Рік тому +1

      @@florianbontemps9472 same, confused. is it that she said it was accidental?

    • @WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson
      @WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson 6 місяців тому +1

      I think they mean the boyfriend was "on Tinder" specifically to cause a big scene that would then result in a big declaration with the flowers and whatnot. So the laptop bit is what sounds on purpose. I can kinda see that, but yeah, not a guy playing with a full deck.

  • @liltiger3
    @liltiger3 Рік тому +32

    “On a laptop!?” Raph oh my god!

  • @salt-emoji
    @salt-emoji Рік тому +10

    The chemistry or whatever you might call it between grant and Carolyn is 🙌🙌

  • @Tesla-Cannon
    @Tesla-Cannon Рік тому +122

    These episodes remind me everyone else's life is so much more interesting than mine lol

  • @Bobberation
    @Bobberation Рік тому +41

    That drink actually sounds amazing and I will never buy the ingredients for it

  • @sabriel_
    @sabriel_ Рік тому +15

    dirty laundry is one of my fav CH shows and i have a big gay crush on lily every time i love her outfits and i vote she gets an entire massive outfit budget a la Met Gala bc she always looks so good

  • @AdrianaRodriguez-ei9kt
    @AdrianaRodriguez-ei9kt 15 днів тому

    this episode was exclusively for me, thank you, lily.

  • @Kosen66
    @Kosen66 Рік тому +17

    Love dirty laundry. I have drop out but I just wanted to back up the cast on the algorithm. Y'all are doing good work

    • @Sheamu5
      @Sheamu5 Рік тому +3

      I wish the app had comments tbh

  • @MotaShotta
    @MotaShotta Рік тому +12

    This is really the best Dropout show since Game Changer

  • @datafoxy
    @datafoxy Рік тому +55

    I love Raph's laugh.

  • @boyflux
    @boyflux Рік тому +29

    That mac nut liqueur is so good! Unfortunately a roommate of mine was dating a sneaky alcoholic. He got a taste for it and then tried to water it down to cover up his indiscretion.

  • @ScarletMagus
    @ScarletMagus Рік тому +13

    I would pay almost any amount of money to have Grant make me drinks. God that looks good.

  • @cleorobins5878
    @cleorobins5878 Рік тому +16

    “…she was hit by a car traveling at 20 mph, Santa Monica Police confirmed to Entertainment Tonight.…” lol

  • @misteraskman3668
    @misteraskman3668 6 місяців тому +5

    Vic trurly runs the full spectrum of "let me tell you, one time…"

  • @thenightranger987
    @thenightranger987 Рік тому +39

    You can’t convince me that the last thing in that cocktail set isn’t a sex toy

    • @todaywithanewsprintfray
      @todaywithanewsprintfray Рік тому +9

      It’s a muddler, but I suppose you Could use it for other purposes if you’re wrong.

    • @andytheflag
      @andytheflag Рік тому +16

      No flared bottom, do not insert

  • @k1tkat-kate
    @k1tkat-kate 4 місяці тому +3

    As Vic started their story about being a Halloween monster performer, i was 100% sure that story was gonna be like 'oh me and this other employee who was dressed like a convict accidentally locked ourselves in this building' lol NOPE! 😂

  • @dapawta
    @dapawta Рік тому +133

    How old is Grant, 28 or smt?
    Grant really sat here and said, *slaps hood of car:*
    You can pack so much fucking into these 28 years

    • @evierae3182
      @evierae3182 Рік тому +34

      No he’s like mid thirties I think, surprisingly

    • @dapawta
      @dapawta Рік тому

      @@evierae3182 OMFG HE ISSSSSS Just googled it, he's apparently 36 y/o. No fucking waaaaaaaayyyyyy

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard Рік тому +20

      36

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 Рік тому +17

      Dude is the kind of actor who would get cast in high school dramas well into his 40s

    • @ese.amador
      @ese.amador Рік тому

      ​@@havcola6983 he looks old asf

  • @giantred
    @giantred Рік тому +28

    "That's his f**k pickle" xD

  • @captainwolf3805
    @captainwolf3805 Рік тому +35

    I'm not gonna lie, i guessed grant for almost all of them...

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 10 місяців тому +7

    I love that Ryan has embraced his reputation as a "notorious piss boy"

  • @mattwcheese2045
    @mattwcheese2045 10 місяців тому +8

    Everyone's Happy when Shaq shows up!

  • @_Woo
    @_Woo Рік тому +12

    "Who almost got shot while trying to impersonate a cop"
    Everyone conciously NOT looking at the black guy.

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven Рік тому +11

    That Reese Witherspoon story is in fact still up on ET's website with Raph's name in the byline...

  • @CarbonatedCondensation
    @CarbonatedCondensation 6 місяців тому +4

    32:04 as someone from Maryland, he isn’t really wrong lmao. There are a ton of different people here

  • @aura.l.b.2290
    @aura.l.b.2290 Рік тому +10

    The comment Raph made about Maryland not really being north or south as a state culturally is pretty accurate. The accents you get from people range from New England to southern ranchers and we say y’all.

  • @jeffolson4803
    @jeffolson4803 Рік тому +8

    Lily is STUNNING today wow

  • @MinscArendia
    @MinscArendia 6 місяців тому +2

    Vic is absolutely everything I want out of a partner. They seem like such a genuinely lovely person and are gorgeous to boot.

  • @malkeus6487
    @malkeus6487 Рік тому +9

    Ryan, I share your pain. Every drink will soon be followed by a bathroom break. Kidney bros! Where's the bathroom?

  • @SpinX522
    @SpinX522 Рік тому +9

    Not a lawyer, but what was described, was not liable. Pretty sure for liable and slander it requires you to 1 know what your saying is false, and 2 that you wanted to intentionally cause harm to the person's reputation. That Reece Witherspoon story met exactly 0 criteria for liable. Guarantee it would have been dismissed pretty much immediately and that's if it even made in front of a judge.

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot1071 8 місяців тому +3

    This episode is the sole reason I know macadamia nut liqueur is amazing

  • @seb612schuth
    @seb612schuth Рік тому +17

    This show is pretty well elaborated

  • @talonleuco
    @talonleuco Рік тому +6

    As a Marylander, I have never heard a more accurate description of Maryland.

  • @rogamu7531
    @rogamu7531 Рік тому +17

    Finally! I've been so excited to watch more!

  • @strangeity
    @strangeity Рік тому +9

    Are the Dirty Laundry socks from the early episode prizes ever gonna be merch? They made the cocktail set merch!! Gimme those funky socks!!!

  • @abcdefg2120
    @abcdefg2120 Рік тому +12

    Which side of the pencil though? That story could either be a slightly gross anecdote or a serial killer origin story depending on whether she went in with the point or the eraser.

  • @anastasiaharder6586
    @anastasiaharder6586 Рік тому +12

    This is also perfect because I am currently actually doing my laundry

  • @AccordingToWillow
    @AccordingToWillow 5 місяців тому +2

    i love how everyone else is playing an actual game while grant is just collecting spank bank material

  • @slyphknttdotdotdot637
    @slyphknttdotdotdot637 Рік тому +19

    I can die now, they posted another dirty laundry full episode AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @june9050
    @june9050 Рік тому +10

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Bartender Grant is the hottest Grant

  • @kevinacapps
    @kevinacapps Рік тому +14

    Just re-subbed to binge watch this entire series.

  • @fivefinger_deathpunch
    @fivefinger_deathpunch 2 місяці тому +1

    36:17 ok so in my 4th grade class we had bomb threats deadass every week to the point that we would just be hiding with the lights off still being taught 😂

  • @gokceyildirim8161
    @gokceyildirim8161 Рік тому +10

    shaq comment at the end, i'm such a sucker for callbacks.

  • @PhantomKyuubiLP
    @PhantomKyuubiLP 4 місяці тому +1

    In my head, carolyn's break up was very sin city stylized and it was more purposeful of a burn. hahaha

  • @dcipleofthed
    @dcipleofthed Рік тому +17

    Lily is dripping in style as always!

  • @TylerProvick
    @TylerProvick Рік тому +10

    First result on google: "going approximately 20 mph"

  • @mileswilson6204
    @mileswilson6204 2 місяці тому

    Grant's cocktail feels insane, like is he doing a bit there about fancy cocktails? But sounds delicious xD