Criminal Minds: Iconic quotes

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  • @crimeshowenthusiast
    @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +190

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  • @krisspygrass7592
    @krisspygrass7592 Рік тому +6445

    the bar scene with the girls and the fake fbi agent gets me every time

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +183

      it's absolutely one of my favorites

    • @abbieblue3794
      @abbieblue3794 Рік тому +391

      “What’s it like at kwan-ti-co?”

    • @MatthewvMayo
      @MatthewvMayo Рік тому +37

      Best scene in the entire show.

    • @hannahhester8376
      @hannahhester8376 Рік тому +24

      Yes! I laugh so hard at that

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +70

      I think they should have given him a warning about it being illegal to impersonate an agent and that he wouldn't get a second one.

  • @dreammaster495
    @dreammaster495 Рік тому +5098

    "remind me to have her drug tested" is my favorite CM quote of all time

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +56

      I love it as well!!

    • @CallMeKes
      @CallMeKes Рік тому +17

      Thank you, I couldn't figure out what he was saying!

    • @starcrysis23
      @starcrysis23 7 місяців тому +3

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @Macaroonsonaplate
      @Macaroonsonaplate 7 місяців тому

      @@starcrysis232:25

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 6 місяців тому +16

      He was worried because she was way closer to normal than usual.

  • @erawriter
    @erawriter Рік тому +2984

    I will always cry at "I worked the case daddy, just like you said" ,😭

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +66

      Same 😭

    • @sgtlamancha805
      @sgtlamancha805 Рік тому +76

      The ‘100’ episode. I stopped watching CM after that episode; just gutted me. I’ve never forgotten it.

    • @MiyaGeorginaJoi
      @MiyaGeorginaJoi Рік тому +17

      Such a powerful moment

    • @jbreezy101
      @jbreezy101 Рік тому +34

      Yes it does. That was riveting. Very quick thinking on Hotch’s part.

    • @princecharon
      @princecharon Рік тому +27

      The two actors have a great father-and-son dynamic.

  • @DaliahSilva
    @DaliahSilva Рік тому +7757

    ‘He was left in a basket on the steps of the fbi.’ 😂😂😂 gets me everytime

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +87

      Same!!

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 Рік тому +55

      and it essentially was true 😂

    • @thewildband8709
      @thewildband8709 Рік тому +22

      The fact that I used that when talking about one of my friends that wants to the an FBI agent

    • @deltablaze77
      @deltablaze77 11 місяців тому +11

      Such a perfect delivery lol

    • @Kase_WHI
      @Kase_WHI 8 місяців тому +5

      Best line

  • @anonymouslyawesome9492
    @anonymouslyawesome9492 Рік тому +2796

    Al,ost spat my water out from laughter at the bit where Spencer says “I just keep getting PHDs” as a response to Hotch saying that there are lots of ways sons defeat their fathers

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +76

      haha yep, I love that one from him!!

    • @SGC511
      @SGC511 11 місяців тому +38

      I long suspected my father was disappointed that I got a PhD instead of going to law school.

    • @jmoneyjoshkinion4576
      @jmoneyjoshkinion4576 8 місяців тому +43

      Another quote from another TV show: "He collect PhDs like some kids collect Pokemon cards."

  • @laurabroers8164
    @laurabroers8164 Рік тому +3110

    The way Garcia says "Kwantieko" gets me every single time😂

  • @shelbyrupe8788
    @shelbyrupe8788 Рік тому +1539

    *sniffs the air* “Hood rat”
    Get me every time with how blunt he is, I love Goob 🥰

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +22

      Same here!! Love him!

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl 9 днів тому +2

      Just the fact that Reid immediately understood the game plan and went along with it so convincingly was awesome. Early season 1 Reid would have never picked up on that or been so believable

  • @redheadclaire
    @redheadclaire Рік тому +2343

    “He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI” is one of my favourite all time Criminal Minds quotes 😂

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +20

      Oh definitely!!

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ Рік тому +8

      That's basically the plot of another FBI series "Blindspot" 😂

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 Рік тому +4

      and it essentially is accurate 😂😂

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl 9 днів тому

      @@dhinton1it’s also to wonderful how Rossi just accepts Reid as he is. He knows the kid is something of a freak, socially awkward in some ways (like how he totally fan boy’d on Rossi when they first met) but he just rolls with it.

  • @Sam-does-uke-stuff
    @Sam-does-uke-stuff Рік тому +3167

    The fact that the girls just made brad rethink his life choices is mind-boggling funny.

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +49

      Agreed! One of my favorites!

    • @cgsoldier4196
      @cgsoldier4196 Рік тому +147

      The fact that Garcia pronounced it “Quan-tee-co”, made it even funnier. Like this is something they’ve done several times before

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +43

      Oh totally!! They definitely have!

    • @maryjennings4913
      @maryjennings4913 Рік тому +7

      That was the all-time funniest moment of the series run!!!

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 Рік тому +20

      There used to be "for him magazine" that would have one page articles on how to fake being a SEAL, an FBI agent, etc in bars to pick up women.

  • @SGC511
    @SGC511 Рік тому +6639

    I actually got to use that line in a deposition once. Lawyer misrepresented something I said and I corrected him a little vigorously. "Now, calm down, Mr. C.," and I said, "This is calm. And it's Doctor." Lawyer was puzzled over why I was grinning but I was flat-out thrilled 😊

    • @firemoonlily
      @firemoonlily Рік тому +656

      I was in high school at the time, and I played an expert witness in Mock Trial. During cross examination, the opposing lawyer asked how I thought something had occurred in the case, and this line is what inspired my reaction of turning to the scoring judges/jury and answering "I wouldn't know, I'm a doctor, not a detective." I got voted Most Effective Witness that round, that moment was the talk of the competition, and it happened because I went "Omg I can be Reed" XD

    • @SGC511
      @SGC511 Рік тому +54

      @@firemoonlily outstanding!😀

    • @KevinTorres091
      @KevinTorres091 Рік тому +54

      ICONIC! 👏🏽👏🏽

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +114

      wow!! that's awesome!!

    • @marioz2332
      @marioz2332 Рік тому +82

      The only reason I'll ever consider a phd lol

  • @skyehamm9629
    @skyehamm9629 Рік тому +1432

    One of my faves Garcia to Spencer…”You’re my b*tch now..”

  • @Lara-lb1xw
    @Lara-lb1xw Рік тому +1801

    This is calm and it’s doctor. They way he leaned to the microphone omg I loved this scene so much

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +23

      Same!! One of my favorites!

    • @iwantthe80sback59
      @iwantthe80sback59 Рік тому +14

      My favorite thing from the whole series 😂😂😂

    • @tempestates13
      @tempestates13 Рік тому +27

      One of the few times I've ever seen Reid lose his shit.

    • @zaniyyahjacobs2499
      @zaniyyahjacobs2499 Рік тому +32

      That right there is why Gideon always introduced him as doctor.

    • @drusilla77
      @drusilla77 Рік тому +15

      I also think it showed how much Reid had grown as a person during the show.

  • @iselinbergljotpedersenfred788
    @iselinbergljotpedersenfred788 Рік тому +1147

    Hotch after on the phone with Garcia: "Remind me to have her drug-tested" KILLS ME! 😂

  • @Viktor_Drakkon394
    @Viktor_Drakkon394 Рік тому +552

    "there are lots of ways sons defeat their fathers."
    "I just keep getting PhD's" 🤣🤣🤣 I love you Reed

  • @majoyap3403
    @majoyap3403 Рік тому +571

    "talk dirty to me" then other boss talks (major panic sets in) 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +9

      haha one of my favorites!

    • @Kmmlc
      @Kmmlc Рік тому +28

      @@crimeshowenthusiast The fact that Erin hadn't already been briefed on the team dynamics, or hadn't bothered to find out tells a lot. In general someone as effective as Garcia is would be well known in the agency so Erin should have already known about her.

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 Рік тому +21

      I was mortified for Garcia 😂

    • @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע
      @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע 10 місяців тому +6

      I was expecting of a line like "this is not the kind of dirty I was talking about..."

    • @33mamamia33
      @33mamamia33 3 місяці тому +1

      Screamed in charlotte : HOW ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED!!!

  • @tempestates13
    @tempestates13 Рік тому +968

    I love it. Reid: "You kick like a 9 year old girl"

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +10

      same!

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 7 місяців тому +17

      ITS so good, I Love their dynamics, both with how soft hotch IS with Reid and the fact that Reid got the Balls to say that to His quite intimidating Boss, knowing IT would Reflex him instead of irritate hi.

  • @casckettfriki
    @casckettfriki Рік тому +622

    For being a show with such a dark theme it has some pretty memorable and funny moments. I love a good comic relief each now and then.

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +4

      agreed!! same here!!

    • @g1hau
      @g1hau Місяць тому

      You need it. Specialist teams deal with seriously dark stuff, daily, and usually solo. Colleagues' humour is necessary.

    • @casckettfriki
      @casckettfriki Місяць тому

      @@g1hau indeed. I totally agree with you

    • @gregf4416
      @gregf4416 9 днів тому +1

      Actually a fun to watch and entertaining show. Far-fetched at times like all TV, but pretty good characters and story lines.

  • @beatrizcarneiro8091
    @beatrizcarneiro8091 Рік тому +825

    The “ yes I’m a genius” will always get me 😂

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +4

      Same!!

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +10

      @@crimeshowenthusiast Would have paired well with the one where he explains processing the words with the subconscious then similarly stops and says, "Yes, I can read that fast." Sorry, I don't remember which episode, but it was early in the series.

    • @LibertyMonk
      @LibertyMonk Рік тому +4

      ​@@HariSeldon913Broken Mirror (episode 5) they're on some ranch or something, Reid is just leafing through a book and person showing them the scene is like "can you really read that fast?" because he barely even has time to see the page before it's turned.

    • @TalesOfSurvival
      @TalesOfSurvival Рік тому +2

      frfr. i have to do the same when trying to explain bpd.
      me: explains in great detail the triggers and how it presents
      them: so you're crazy
      me: yeah i guess i'm crazy

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 Рік тому +1436

    "Calm down, agent."
    "This is calm, and it's DOCTOR."
    True story, my wife and I high-fived each other at that part.

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +20

      one of my favorite lines!

    • @josephhodges9819
      @josephhodges9819 Рік тому +4

      They are under no obligation to call him doctor and at that exact moment calling him agent was the correct title.

    • @talieclandestine9155
      @talieclandestine9155 10 місяців тому

      Well, that was basically a slightly polite "Shut up. I'm smarter than you". @@josephhodges9819

    • @_viridium_
      @_viridium_ 5 місяців тому +18

      ​@@josephhodges9819 If you get a PhD, you have a right to demand others use the title when it gives you the chance to be a badass. If my man was bragging I'd agree with the nitpick here, but boy they deserved the snappy response

    • @josephhodges9819
      @josephhodges9819 5 місяців тому +1

      @@_viridium_ You can demand all you want but at no point is it mandatory to call someone by their title. It also depends on what hat they are wearing at the time. He is there answering questions as a federal agent and not as a doctor.

  • @LAUREN-dp7vx
    @LAUREN-dp7vx Рік тому +456

    It was so fun reminiscing until 100! But ‘I’m you, Daddy’ healed my heart a tiny bit

  • @mary-janerobb6612
    @mary-janerobb6612 Рік тому +640

    My favorite would probably have to be one of Emily’s lines.
    “What are you wearing?”
    “A gun.”
    So simple, yet sarcastic and genuinely funny

  • @stealahb
    @stealahb Рік тому +184

    "you've been rerouted to the office of 'too fricken bad'" - i loved them

  • @NightFuryLover31
    @NightFuryLover31 Рік тому +237

    I love how most of these are just moments that make you laugh, then we get a couple wholesome and emotional Jack moments.

  • @SimplyASimp
    @SimplyASimp Рік тому +713

    Penelope: "You're in the FBI can you get the entire crowd to stop cheering?" like girl did you forget you're in the FBI too? 😂😂😂

    • @Bozbaby103
      @Bozbaby103 Рік тому +35

      Agent vs staff. In this case, one holds more (legal) power.

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +13

      One of my favorite little scenes lol!!

    • @jordanclink1479
      @jordanclink1479 Рік тому +21

      The only green fairy I know is absinthe so their hangover makes sense

    • @loka7783
      @loka7783 Рік тому +30

      1) If Garcia did it, she'd have to raise her voice. 2) Derek's sheer presence could quiet people if he made it known that's what he wanted.

    • @SimplyASimp
      @SimplyASimp Рік тому +7

      @@loka7783 yes I know I just think it’s funny the way she says it

  • @florabernstein605
    @florabernstein605 Рік тому +388

    Emily pokes hi and says "He's so lifelike"

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +3

      A favorite!!

    • @DmDrae
      @DmDrae Рік тому

      She can poke me 🥵

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 Рік тому +3

      That scene makes me crack a rib 😂

    • @grandmafrosty
      @grandmafrosty 10 місяців тому +2

      Its awesome. And for CERTAIN things (not Reid level things), I also find it faster to do things long hand. But yeah, he's insane

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 Рік тому +188

    “I’m gonna kill him!”
    “ If I can manage to lift my arms,I’ll hold him down.”
    😂😂😂

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +5

      I totally know how they feel lol!!

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 Рік тому +2

      @@crimeshowenthusiast same! I asked my cousin who does semi-professional MMA to show me his training regimen. My arms and legs were like cooked spaghetti when we were done!😂😁

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  11 місяців тому +2

      Oh man..!! I wouldn’t be able to finish it!

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl 9 днів тому

      You know that was one thing about the show that i didn’t like. Garcia likely didn’t need to pass that sort of training cause she was a tech not an agent. And Reid should have been fit enough to pass it - the physically weak nerd is not a cool trope. It might have been even funnier if Morgan thought that Reid wouldn’t be able to pass without him helping and Reid smoked it. Heck Reid might have even played it as a weakling to trick Morgan into betting against him, Rossi might have taken that action. And then Reid blows it away while Morgan stands there drop jaw etc.

  • @macarenasebastiangaete
    @macarenasebastiangaete Рік тому +395

    I'm pretty sure the "did you join a boy band?" was improvised.

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +10

      Yeah, I’m pretty sure as well

    • @ottokarl5427
      @ottokarl5427 Рік тому +30

      Probably. The laughing in the backround sounds like the mic wasn't properly set up

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 8 місяців тому +37

      If I remember correctly, the actor that played Spencer Reid actually confirmed that the line was improvised and kept. His hair style and image would change from season to season because he would make independent works of his own between the filming of the seasons. The reaction to him on that scene is legitimate because no one had seen him yet. That was the first episode of that particular season, season three or four I think.

  • @tulle5502
    @tulle5502 Рік тому +197

    The “I just keep getting Ph.d.’s”😆

  • @primusarkitekter
    @primusarkitekter Рік тому +419

    Is it just me that desperately needs the one with jj and emily
    “Shh the adults are talking when it’s your time to talk I’ll give you permission”

  • @sharonbartholomeusz5941
    @sharonbartholomeusz5941 Рік тому +139

    I just can’t deal with how cool Spencer is;
    “This IS calm
    And it’s DOCTOR”
    Mic drop…..!!!
    I wish I could have this as my alarm. lol.
    He is definately one in a million. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому

      there are ways that you could make it your alarm! I made a scene from another show my alarm! I looked up how to do it on here (youtube) & found a really good video

  • @thylionheart
    @thylionheart 10 місяців тому +146

    Hotch’s completely deadpan, half-distracted, “Remind me to have her drug tested.” cracks me up every time

  • @grandmafrosty
    @grandmafrosty 10 місяців тому +39

    I loved how Brad just kinda...realized he goofed and walked away. Just walked off. That was just an amazing scene. I want the chance to do something like that

    • @Aryasvitkona
      @Aryasvitkona 5 місяців тому +5

      Brad was like "what I'm doing is actually a federal crime so the fact there's 3 feds in front of me and I'm not in handcuffs, it's in my best interest to take my cue to shut the fuck up and walk away"

  • @pri-the-writer8892
    @pri-the-writer8892 Рік тому +249

    “I’m you daddy” gets me sobbing every damn time

  • @kykat1771
    @kykat1771 8 місяців тому +64

    0:33 Oh my god, I’d forgotten how Garcia had no personal style expression early on. She’s wearing something that Reid would wear for Christ’s sake. No vibrancy or anything. And if we got a look at that full outfit, I can almost guarantee the color of her pants is khaki

    • @BlackGirlMarvel
      @BlackGirlMarvel 3 місяці тому +7

      Plus she was amongst the other analysts at the time too. It wasn't until they brought her to the team where her style came into play

  • @taylorrobinett4746
    @taylorrobinett4746 9 місяців тому +33

    My favorite is when Emily is being tortured by Scratch because he wants to know where Hotch and Jack are and she says, “ I died for a kid I barely knew. I’ll die again for Jack” I also love “this is calm and it’s Doctor”

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl 9 днів тому

      What’s funny about Reid’s line is that he really isn’t all that calm. It’s just that he could have been a lot more not calm and he was toning down his response. Saying “I am calm” was basically his way of saying “do not test me or you’ll see how not calm i can get and you will not like it”

  • @lemon1032
    @lemon1032 11 місяців тому +80

    Seeing Hotch's puzzled face after not understanding what Jack's constume is, only for the little guy to say "I'm you daddy" always just melts my heart

  • @SulliverVittles
    @SulliverVittles Рік тому +112

    "I wouldn't have kept kicking but I was afraid you didn't get my plans" is a hell of a line from an actor fired from the show for kicking a writer.

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 10 місяців тому +6

      the irony (can't help but laugh)

    • @ImogenC-rt3fm
      @ImogenC-rt3fm 7 місяців тому +2

      They let a writer on set? Everyone knows you kick the second AD's PA.

  • @CaesarSalad19
    @CaesarSalad19 Рік тому +139

    was not expecting the "i worked the case with you daddy". totally not crying rn

  • @victoriahackett8169
    @victoriahackett8169 Рік тому +115

    I wish they had also done when JJ’s son dresses up as Spencer when he goes “E=MCsq” its the cutest thing every time

  • @winstontolentino8027
    @winstontolentino8027 Рік тому +71

    JJ and Penelope understood the assignment as soon as Emily said "REAL" FBI

  • @jengofalltrades
    @jengofalltrades Рік тому +111

    5:05 this is calm and it’s doctor. Someone call the burn unit 🔥😂

  • @Veronica28-LA
    @Veronica28-LA Місяць тому +7

    3:14 IS WILD MAN I WAS HAPPPY WHY DID YOU DO THAT

  • @kegginstructure
    @kegginstructure 11 місяців тому +36

    When the little guy Jack says, "I'm you, daddy" ... that is when the tears REALLY start to flow. How much more of a tribute could a father ever ask?

  • @psychebj9844
    @psychebj9844 9 місяців тому +32

    What makes CM worked for me is that the show is about getting into the mind of darkest souls and it's depressing and dark....but the camaraderie, humor, friendship and the "qoutes" in every end of the episodes gives light, warmth and hope after watching it. I don't think i'll be able to love the show if it doesn't balances the dark and light.

  • @allih8021
    @allih8021 2 місяці тому +6

    "What, did you join a boy band?" Gets me every time. Hotch is so deadpan and he drops the line so casually....it's fantastic! Thanks for putting this together. Makes me think it's time for another rewatch!

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Місяць тому

      Apparently Thomas Gibson ad-libbed that one! It’s awesome though!! You’re welcome!! I know right!?

  • @ChantalOfTheNorth
    @ChantalOfTheNorth 2 місяці тому +12

    0:48 such a good moment between Hotch and Reid 😊

  • @christinecomacho1576
    @christinecomacho1576 Рік тому +262

    How dare you go from "you're my bitch now" to "I work the case daddy." Do u understand the emotional trauma I went through.

  • @artemislove2941
    @artemislove2941 8 місяців тому +17

    love how you included “i worked the case daddy” LIKE ITS NOT ONE OF THE MOST DEPRESSING LINES EVER

  • @tylerwade6539
    @tylerwade6539 Рік тому +85

    "He's so life-like." Iconic.

  • @emilym9060
    @emilym9060 Рік тому +56

    The writers' commitment to having Jack break my heart... PRISON

  • @juanita_rocksteady2761
    @juanita_rocksteady2761 11 місяців тому +11

    *Prentiss touches Reid's face in comical disbelief. "He's so lifelike."😂

  • @lilygrlnd
    @lilygrlnd Рік тому +67

    3:29 the way jack hugs jj 🥺

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 Рік тому +38

    01:02 - I absolutely LOVE the 0.1 second it takes for Jj to figure out what Emily is doing. *xD*

  • @Hermescove
    @Hermescove 8 місяців тому +11

    😂😂😂 "where did you find this kid?" "He was left in basket in the steps of the FBI"
    Definitely 🎉 🎉🎉 Love him so much and another one for sure.

  • @vishioncarter8608
    @vishioncarter8608 Рік тому +25

    “i worked the case daddy just like you said” gets me in tears EVERYTIME

  • @BrittKGM
    @BrittKGM Рік тому +23

    “I thought I was calling the Office of Supreme Genius.”
    “Well, gorgeous, you’ve been rerouted to the Office of Too Fricken Bad.”

  • @badcassandra2915
    @badcassandra2915 10 місяців тому +19

    'He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI' 🤣

  • @JensDean23
    @JensDean23 Рік тому +65

    "i worked the case daddy".. it just tore me to shreds now. Wasn´t expecting it right there. Watching this on my phone next to my sleeping 2 year old son. Phew... hit like a truck.

    • @Ralnon
      @Ralnon Рік тому +2

      Ultimately this is what did for Mandy’s ability to cope with the show. It was too dark, on too early and unremitting in its intensity.
      Don’t get me wrong, it is is one the best shows I have ever seen, but I can also see how its hard going for the actors and the rest of the production.
      Looking evil in the face, even if its imitation evil, is hard on the soul.

  • @samssams666
    @samssams666 Рік тому +51

    "ma’am, I think it goes without saying, that I was expecting it to be someone else"

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому +1

      haha love that!

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 8 місяців тому +2

      I love the way Strauss is trying to decide if her ibuprofen was nearly strong enough for dealing with her BAU crew and the case. It was not, and she really needed some anti-nausea as well.

  • @timsweeney684
    @timsweeney684 Рік тому +61

    “Remind me to have her drug tested” LMAOOO

  • @micheles.1179
    @micheles.1179 Рік тому +53

    “You kick like a 9 year old girl” 😂

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому

      A favorite!!

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl Рік тому +5

      Part of what makes that joke a little sad is that Reid likely knows from personal experience exactly how a 9 year old girl kicks

  • @niamhgibbons4707
    @niamhgibbons4707 Рік тому +17

    the fake fib agent moment was GOLDEN 😂

  • @LAUREN-dp7vx
    @LAUREN-dp7vx Рік тому +42

    They are such babies in those first scenes!

  • @mythicalashley9542
    @mythicalashley9542 Рік тому +107

    The most psychotic thing I've ever seen is the way hotch was petting that poor dog

  • @charlottewhitaker5025
    @charlottewhitaker5025 Рік тому +19

    So sad the presentation about the pet names between Garcia and Morgan didnt end up on here 🤣 i was crying with laughter during that entire part 🤣

  • @st4bmovies
    @st4bmovies 11 місяців тому +32

    “ what’s it like at quan-tee-co? “ gets me every time

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr Рік тому +55

    "This is calm" - I've been in that situation before, and the best thing you can do is what Reid did - stay calm and simply tell them something like "this is calm." When you're spitting facts at someone in a position of higher power than you, and they know they're in the wrong but are too spineless to do anything about it, so they try to make it seem like you're freaking out at them by saying something like "You need to calm down!"
    I used to work a pretty crappy job where I was between a rock and a hard place. I was supposed to be in charge of some other workers, but was never given the authority to discipline them at all - I couldn't fire them or even write them up. If they were slacking or just deciding they didn't want to work at all, the most I could do was send them home early and tell my boss about it, who would do nothing about it - ever. Then he'd turn around and complain to me that I wasn't doing enough to get more work done. There was one employee who was particularly lazy, who was like the nephew of one of the other bosses, so he was used to special treatment. He kept sneaking outside when it was busy and sit out there on his phone. I went out there about 2 or 3 times and told him to knock it off, and finally just said "if you're not going to work, just go home" and sent him home early. At this point, I'm about done with the place and ready to tell my boss enough is enough and he needs to put his foot down, and the next day when I see him, before I even see him, one of the other managers tells me my boss has been complaining about me all morning, and how I was "completely out of line" by sending that worker home and "should have tried to work things out with him." I don't get paid enough to beg someone who refuses to work to actually contribute. I send them home. So I go into his office, take a seat and - extremely professionally - lay it all out to him. I tell him he needs to start actually disciplining the workers - or give someone else the power to do that. I tell him how outrageous it is that this other employee behaved the way he did and he shouldn't be getting special treatment based on who he's related to, and how unprofessional my boss's behavior was by gossiping about me like that. The entire time, I remain calm, collected, and my tone is very low and conversational. In a much more panicked tone, he cuts me off mid-sentence to say "You need to calm down!" and I simply respond "This is calm" before finishing my point, flat out saying that I'm going to leave if this isn't fixed. He lists a bunch of excuses and I tell him I really don't care who's at fault - only that if things remain the same, I'm out. Two weeks later, things are still the same at that job and I get an offer from my current job. I didn't make a big stink about it. I only talked about what happened when people directly asked me about it, and I didn't burn any bridges (not that I'd ever consider going back there even if the alternative was being homeless). I even picked up the weekend shifts that were a few days after my original 2-weeks notice would have been (sacrificing a free weekend before my new job) so that my coworker could go on a vacation she'd been planning, and she and I were the only 2 people trained in our position.
    Keep your cool, but know your worth. If you're being treated poorly at your job, look around for something else. There are a lot of places that won't treat you well, and some that will treat you well. I'm speaking as someone lucky enough to currently work at one of the latter. Raising your voice and yelling just makes you the assh*le, even if you were in the right.

    • @MamaJLW
      @MamaJLW 9 місяців тому

      “Keep your cool but know your worth.” Some of the best life advice out there!

  • @-Ready-Player-One-
    @-Ready-Player-One- 6 місяців тому +6

    Spencer Reid was always my favorite character. And Matthew Gray Gubler played it masterfully.

  • @AnnaBell033
    @AnnaBell033 Рік тому +27

    Garcia and Morgan's relationship was so great+

  • @themisfitowl2595
    @themisfitowl2595 Рік тому +12

    God I need to watch Criminal Minds again, that cast was the absolute best!

  • @paulacornelison243
    @paulacornelison243 Рік тому +50

    My favorite line is, "I'm you, Daddy."

  • @alittleoflolo
    @alittleoflolo 7 місяців тому +6

    “I just keep getting PHDs” took me out 😂 I did not remember that

  • @Shaaydiia07
    @Shaaydiia07 9 місяців тому +4

    2:34 I haven’t watched this show in so long yet this still lives in my mind. It’s hilarious 😂

  • @yamiatemyugi
    @yamiatemyugi 10 місяців тому +8

    4:10 i've heard this one so mwny times. Didn't know it come from here. This just makes it even more precious

  • @Taylorstanek716
    @Taylorstanek716 Рік тому +24

    I clicked on this video and said “he’s so lifelike” I was gonna be so disappointed if it wasn’t in here 😂

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому

      Haha it’s a must!!

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 8 місяців тому

      I was a little disappointed that the conversation involving chocolate did not make the cut.

  • @catarinaqaa
    @catarinaqaa 9 місяців тому +6

    "This is calm, and its Dr." BRO REID ALWAYS EATS

  • @iwouldlikemycoffeewithanon622
    @iwouldlikemycoffeewithanon622 5 місяців тому +3

    I love how this was a good mix of iconic, funny, and knife to the heart

  • @StonerSpice
    @StonerSpice Рік тому +13

    Aye bruh, I was not ready for 3:07 "I worked the case Daddy, just like you said" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @myownlilbubble
    @myownlilbubble Рік тому +206

    I was smiling and laughing at all these iconic quotes........until Hotch's and Jack's scenes........T.T

  • @julietteklimkowski5118
    @julietteklimkowski5118 2 місяці тому +3

    I'm sorry but you have so many funny ones and jsut casually drop in the most traumatizing episode in the entire show

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 Рік тому +9

    The fake FBI guy scene was even better when I saw it with no context and thought he was the main character.

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 Рік тому +14

    "I'm you daddy."
    I openly sob every time I see that clip.

  • @NeverlandSystem_Satin
    @NeverlandSystem_Satin 5 місяців тому +4

    I LOVED the ladies pulling their REAL badges out on that guy. It was amazing.,

  • @kiwi25.0
    @kiwi25.0 3 місяці тому +6

    “this is calm, and it’s doctor”
    he ate that

  • @teresadilts7876
    @teresadilts7876 Рік тому +10

    All the episodes were great. The one with Brad was hilariously funny

  • @Texascowboy68
    @Texascowboy68 Рік тому +6

    “I'm you daddy” oh my god that was so freaking heartwarming I swear 🥹

  • @MindHunger
    @MindHunger Рік тому +15

    "This is calm, and it's Doctor."

  • @angemaidment5640
    @angemaidment5640 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how “Brad” randomly chose to pose as an FBI agent, and managed to pick up three real ones 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xypher155
    @xypher155 Рік тому +5

    Throwing in "I worked the case Daddy" in the middle of all this is criminal. why did you have to do me like that lol

  • @wfow1448
    @wfow1448 Рік тому +15

    This show had so many iconic quotes, that it's hard to rank them.

    • @crimeshowenthusiast
      @crimeshowenthusiast  Рік тому

      That's why I just put them in order lol! No way could I ever rank them! (And I've noticed that I even missed a couple..)

  • @IPIay01
    @IPIay01 8 місяців тому +3

    The early seasons of Criminal Minds had such good writing.

  • @lunamoon1239
    @lunamoon1239 3 місяці тому +2

    The Hotch scene always makes me cry. Before he opens that seat he’s about 80% sure his kid is dead/missing. This man went through so fucking much.

  • @UnseenMisery45
    @UnseenMisery45 Рік тому +11

    That last one was fantastic!

  • @kingofawesomeness5375
    @kingofawesomeness5375 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm so glad this show wasn't just a fever dream of mine and it was a real thing. I loved it so much.
    Dr. Reid is my favorite character (I think he's everyone's) but it's a close match between all of them

  • @PaleRaida13
    @PaleRaida13 8 місяців тому +4

    "You smell that?"
    *sniffs* "Hood Rat"
    - Spencer Reid, a well-known hood expert :D

  • @elizabethswanson829
    @elizabethswanson829 Рік тому +14

    Almost all of these included Reid of course.

  • @BrightNeonBrilliancy
    @BrightNeonBrilliancy Рік тому +44

    Is no else else disturbed by Penelope's lack of colour in her clothing in that early scene? I know it was from the start of the show, but jeez it's so WEIRD.

    • @macarenasebastiangaete
      @macarenasebastiangaete Рік тому +9

      I think it's the first episode, in which case she wasn't supposed to be a recurrent character. After a couple of episodes they gave her a proper personality adjusted with her clothing. (It's like seeing Derek Morgan with a suit... weird)

    • @daydodog
      @daydodog Рік тому +2

      They were probably also trying to base her off of Abbey from NCIS a bit

  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae 2 місяці тому +1

    "You've been re-routed to the office of too friggin' bad." I gotta remember that one.🤣🤣🤣

  • @LauraBeatriz-te4vy
    @LauraBeatriz-te4vy 6 місяців тому +5

    "This is calm, an it's DOCTOR"