GWYNETH PALTROW MUST BE STOPPED | The Goop Lab

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  • Опубліковано 19 лип 2024
  • Actress, entrepreneur, millionaire and "role model" Gwyneth Paltrow is the founder and CEO of goop - one of the most controversial companies on the planet. Her website offers a selection of snake oil products and dangerous medical advice. This woman is rich, this woman is irresponsible, this woman is problematic.
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  • @purrronica
    @purrronica 4 роки тому +48

    “Chloraphorm Starburst” I am dead sir

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +3

      she tried it

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      Kf you cant afford those but want the benefits just get some spirulina tablets.......all women should have these anyways. They prevent break outs due to sugar consumption, among other cool things.....thanks iodine.

  • @nicolescheffel5658
    @nicolescheffel5658 4 роки тому +28

    nothing says connecting to the earth by walking around barefoot by going on a luxury cruise in the middle of the ocean :-)

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +2

      RIGHT?

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      Would be nice. But I am sure there is some luxury available to you on the cheap wherever you are from.
      Does your state have old growth forrests? Or natural hot springs? Or prolific back packing trails?
      Everywhere has some amazing luxury available to connect yiu with the earth oncthe cheap.

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 2 роки тому

      Guessing Paltrow never heard of hookworms. Yeah, sling off those sandals and watch them burrow in!

  • @Alina-xt8eh
    @Alina-xt8eh 4 роки тому +24

    i will incorporate the term „chilly-willy“ into my daily vocabulary thank you very much sir

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +4

      so proud 2 be the founder and CEO of the Chilly Willy (patent pending)

  • @spugnoid
    @spugnoid 4 роки тому +12

    Why would anyone want a candle that smells like dead fish?

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      wellp

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 роки тому +4

      What vaginas smell like dead fish 😂? Please get any woman you have been sniffing to the hospital.

  • @rachelkitzmiller6289
    @rachelkitzmiller6289 4 роки тому +14

    this whole thing gives off very "Fyre Festival 2017" vibes

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      Right? Except there actually is money behind it.

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      Whatever. Natural health is so valuable. Adopt it in your own life and see why. Its not just for the rich....you can do it more affordably than you do the consumer slave shit you are already doing.

  • @ErinLOVESmakeupxoxo
    @ErinLOVESmakeupxoxo 4 роки тому +17

    goop = 💩

  • @dwalker399
    @dwalker399 4 роки тому +6

    GOOP use to be a water less hand cleaner. I still think it is. (UPDATE) I just looked it up. It's $8.99 for 4 1/2 Lbs. of it from Harbor Freight!

  • @aissurp4287
    @aissurp4287 4 роки тому +11

    If I get on youtube this august and don't see a vlog of you at the helm of the Goop Celebrity Cruise Ship, imma be pissed

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      😏😏😏😏

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      Start a go fund me to send you.....that way you can stop being such a jealous bisch and get some lavish R&R so you know why natural health is cool af.

  • @kapperella2915
    @kapperella2915 4 роки тому +6

    That god damn lamp makes me irrationally angry...

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +4

      Like whyyyy is it $11k? Its so uggie

    • @kapperella2915
      @kapperella2915 4 роки тому

      Fo' reaaaaaal!!! It has to be some type of social experiment 😂

  • @jenneacubero1036
    @jenneacubero1036 4 роки тому +7

    We need Penn and Teller's BS show to make a comeback.

  • @benjaminplant6662
    @benjaminplant6662 3 роки тому

    “Shivers in your lonely cavern” 😂😂😂 dead 😂😂😂

  • @dogstar5039
    @dogstar5039 4 роки тому +7

    This guy looks like Jay and Silent Bobs love child

  • @nunpho
    @nunpho 4 роки тому +9

    People who buy into this stuff have more money than sense.
    On the jade egg... Porus things like that can give people toxic shock syndrome which can be deadly! 😬

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      "People who buy into this stuff have more money than sense." WOW YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD and thats part of why she is so evil. She's money hungry, i wouldn't say she is doing it maliciously, but ignoring science and not doing any research at all is almost as bad as being malicious.

  • @veronicarodriguez-nt4nl
    @veronicarodriguez-nt4nl 4 роки тому

    I got an ad for yeast infection right after this it was hilarious 😆

  • @lisinbondi1240
    @lisinbondi1240 4 роки тому +3

    Well done her !! As Mr Barnum famously said you will never go broke underestimating the public taste. Also
    Stupid tax for rich people like lottery tickets are stupid tax for others. So what? She is way less evil than sooooo many others who prey on poor people or dodge tax or a bazillion other genuinely bad things.

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +1

      I agree there are other that are far more evil. She was simply the topic of my conversation. I respect your input!

    • @keithreeder
      @keithreeder 4 роки тому +1

      I sell moral compasses. You appear to need one _really badly..._

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 2 роки тому

      It's a huge difference when you throw advertising in. We humans are FAR more susceptible to ad psychology than most would like to believe.

  • @jainck4
    @jainck4 4 роки тому +4

    Thanks for this great video. Paltrow must be a student of P.T. Barnum--there's one born every minute.

  • @AmandaConover
    @AmandaConover 4 роки тому +9

    WHO IS BUYING THIS STUFF I WANNA KNOW

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +5

      Too many people who still eat paint chips

    • @fairlyliterary4771
      @fairlyliterary4771 4 роки тому

      Idk if you are on Twitter but there was a poll last year about washing legs or something of that effect and I'm pretty sure the people who revealed they don't wash their legs are the ones keeping G**P afloat

    • @keithreeder
      @keithreeder 4 роки тому

      People who don't know how to turn off their CAPS LOCK, mainly...

    • @AmandaConover
      @AmandaConover 4 роки тому

      @@fairlyliterary4771 don't wash their legs?? why would anyone not wash their legs lmao what

    • @AmandaConover
      @AmandaConover 4 роки тому

      @@keithreeder not sure what you mean by that???

  • @jaimereynolds258
    @jaimereynolds258 4 роки тому +2

    LMAO!! $11,000 for lamp?!?! Site is made for people that have so much money that they just start to buy dumb shit 😂

  • @WhosAGoodDogue
    @WhosAGoodDogue 4 роки тому +3

    Holy Crap! - I use _Goop_ in my motorcycle tyres. Here in the UK, it is a puncture preventative 'liquid' that you put in your tyres. (You guys in America call it _''Slime''_ ). If you get a puncture, the Goop flies out of the hole under pressure (as the wheel spins) and seals it. Here is the link to the Amazon UK site for the stuff: www.amazon.co.uk/Goop-Puncture-Preventative-Sealant-Bottle/dp/B015TKR9P4
    And how is that woman managing to get away with calling her 'product' ''Goop'' without infringing on a copyright/name legal battle from the UK Goop peoples?

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      Probably because of the illuminati

    • @WhosAGoodDogue
      @WhosAGoodDogue 4 роки тому

      ​@@jonathancarson1 - Y'know....it probably wouldn't surprise me. Interesting quote here from life.spectator.co.uk/articles/gwyneth-paltrows-clean-living-cult-danger-brain/ - which says _''her advice could be deemed a sort of dangerous speech, worthy of being banned from the internet, in that it is quite possibly ruining women’s vaginas. Her egg and steaming tips have been condemned by gynaecologists, as has most of the Goop website - no better than Scientology in its deranged musings and followers.''_
      Thanks for the reply. Enjoy the rest of yer week. Dawg.

    • @keithreeder
      @keithreeder 4 роки тому

      We call Goop Goop in the UK, and Slime Slime. Different products, same job.

  • @splitpitch
    @splitpitch 4 роки тому +5

    Gwyneth thanks you for your free advertisement for her company.

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      She sent me a thank you with some cancer curing body stickers

  • @japonesa5186
    @japonesa5186 4 роки тому

    The title 😂

  • @LeftoverSpaghettios
    @LeftoverSpaghettios 4 роки тому +3

    She is always a mediocre actress that I otherwise didn't mind up until she started spewing nonsense and getting behind a bunch of blatant trash. Also, if I was going to go on a wellness retreat, it sure as hell would not be called "Goop"... that in and of itself sounds toxic af

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +3

      Riight? Cultish as frick... also she has most people convinced there is something wrong with them and the only way to cure their ailments is with a $85 rock shoved up their cornhole

  • @jasonmack2569
    @jasonmack2569 4 роки тому +3

    For a second I thought the vibrator necklace was a pen, like Joan's from Madmen.

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      who is to say that it doesnt have a third function?

    • @jasonmack2569
      @jasonmack2569 4 роки тому

      @@jonathancarson1 Multi-tasking at it's finest

  • @ericar.7924
    @ericar.7924 4 роки тому +5

    Is she high doing these shows?lmao

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      you know, that is a valid question and I wouldn't be surprised.

  • @cybermozzie
    @cybermozzie 3 роки тому

    If Gwyneth Paltrow was a pinball machine, none of her flippers would be working and the backboard would read TILT. But people would continue to feed the machine. They would hide the 'out of order' sign, plug the machine back in, put money into the coin slots (even if they had to take tape off to do it), and wonder why it didn't work. Then demand a refund.

  • @kikiy2972
    @kikiy2972 3 роки тому +1

    Chinese here, I do not claim jade eggs as an ancient Chinese sexual whatever you call it.

  • @annaswanson5903
    @annaswanson5903 4 роки тому +2

    I agree! Made my own video about this and just thought I’d share in case you or someone else is interested in watching

  • @deViianceTV
    @deViianceTV 4 роки тому +1

    “My coochie is losey
    I’m puttin jades in my hoochie
    Cause I’m goopy like Susie
    Tomaguchi and Buchey
    Groovy-Groovy and smoothie
    All my bitches is groupies
    I wear gucci like gucci”
    That’s Gwyneth Paltrow if she was a rap lyric... and yes I created that by myself

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +1

      even better than her 2000 hit ft huey lewis Cruisin'

    • @deViianceTV
      @deViianceTV 4 роки тому

      Jon Carson I didn’t even know she sang.. I’ve just always known her as a terrible actress

  • @finallyfinally9317
    @finallyfinally9317 3 роки тому

    She doesn't need to be stopped I'd wager the magority of her customers are middle class women with access to great health care and don't rely solely on Gwen's products to be well
    They can afford it and the placebo effect actually DOES work especially in people who aren't really sick in the first place .
    Let her make money and employ people , who cares ?

  • @oceanus4238
    @oceanus4238 4 роки тому +3

    Who tf buys this stuff?!

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      Far too many people to keep a $250M company afloat

  • @italiapersempre1966
    @italiapersempre1966 3 роки тому +1

    You are hilarious!! Loved this video 😂

  • @that.neurodivergent
    @that.neurodivergent 4 роки тому +1

    Dude you're hilarious and also kinda cute ngl, instant subscribe and bell notification 👏

  • @marvelsparadise9598
    @marvelsparadise9598 4 роки тому +2

    Let me go get my stickers! ☺️

  • @SamGulllage
    @SamGulllage 4 роки тому

    You are hilarious. How have I just now found you 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Bbelblelo
    @Bbelblelo 4 роки тому +5

    ima save so much money lighting spoons on fire in my apartment, ty ❤️ im gonna turn the heat off now

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +1

      you're welcome, beech!

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      I have never burned wood candles or whatever .......but coffee enemas are great!

  • @westernless97
    @westernless97 4 роки тому +5

    now it makes sense that joanne the scammer was hyping her up so much a couple months back #ScammersRuleTheWorld #iconic

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +1

      truly you be seein str8 THRU it

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      Natural health is where its at. You can do it on the cheap too. Dont be fooled by people dogging on Goop.

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 2 роки тому

      Know what they call alternative medicine that works? MEDICINE!

  • @iamphoenixfire
    @iamphoenixfire 4 роки тому +3

    okay but i would wear the vibrator necklace dont @ me

  • @cisbetterthanyou6658
    @cisbetterthanyou6658 4 роки тому +1

    Never heard of the brand until now - just looked through the website and it angered me lol
    Literally selling a pair of underwear for $135 ..
    But .. I am also quite cheap, I grudge paying £20/30 for a pack of three haha! 😂

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +1

      135 for undies...... to ultimately rub on your cornhole... the disrespect.

  • @djina
    @djina 4 роки тому

    How the hell does Jon Carson only have ~8K followers?! He be hilarious y'all.

    • @keithreeder
      @keithreeder 4 роки тому

      Because Americans are scared off by intelligence and integrity?

  • @syrenamilani3115
    @syrenamilani3115 4 роки тому +1

    She has never been self aware , just rich & kinda simple , but this is disgusting , to not know anything bout your " big coin " co. !!!👀💰💵💶💷💳💸💴💴💴💴💴💴

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      RIGHT?! i would say "must be nice" but truly its terrifying and dangerous.

  • @MFGEEDORAH
    @MFGEEDORAH 3 роки тому

    Why is silent bob talking about goop

  • @bethanl2213
    @bethanl2213 4 роки тому +2

    Good Vibes stickers? How do you put a vibrator in a sticker and where exactly am i adhering it ANSWER ME THAT GWYNETH

  • @japonesa5186
    @japonesa5186 4 роки тому

    She’s just washing money stapppppp it...

  • @jonjacob1962
    @jonjacob1962 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂 Smurf NIPPLES...!
    Also. It's 24k gold PLATED*... So it's basically only like $20 worth of gold and that's being generous.

  • @fleuridema3932
    @fleuridema3932 4 роки тому +12

    this whole company is a joke 🥵 love your reactions on the products x

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +1

      when the company is already a joke, i'm already set up for successful comedy

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      The prices are a joke but they sell a bunch of great stuff.

  • @ivyw4920
    @ivyw4920 4 роки тому +1

    goop pt 2

  • @christianefiorito6684
    @christianefiorito6684 3 роки тому

    she seems like being the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard

  • @andiebear1515
    @andiebear1515 4 роки тому +2

    you're like gorgeous

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому +2

      omg coming from a burnt olive, i appreciate that.

  • @sofia4728
    @sofia4728 4 роки тому +2

    I am not good at leaving witty comments, but I will say that this was an incredibly well made video! (once again)👏

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      Thank you thank you :)

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      Natural health gets ragged on enough. Instead of putting down Goop, why not research and expose all the fraud and criminal BS pushed on you by the corrupt CDC, FDA in cahoots with evil pharma?

  • @laurahightower4986
    @laurahightower4986 3 роки тому +1

    But the tea is you making money from us watching you talk about her 👀 who’s the real scammer

  • @westernless97
    @westernless97 4 роки тому +2

    every
    villain
    is
    lemons 🍋
    lmaoooo 🌊🧽 🍔

  • @melonnknee
    @melonnknee 4 роки тому +1

    Please be my friend

    • @melonnknee
      @melonnknee 4 роки тому +1

      You’re looking out for my hoo-hah therefore you’re already my friend.

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      friends dont let other friends put porous stones in their hoo haas

  • @TheMichelex20
    @TheMichelex20 4 роки тому +4

    You are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

  • @lexelex1399
    @lexelex1399 4 роки тому

    Is she okay? wtf

  • @syrenamilani3115
    @syrenamilani3115 4 роки тому +4

    ✋ S.T.O.P the G.O.O.P. MAdNESs N.O.W.

    • @jonathancarson1
      @jonathancarson1  4 роки тому

      S.P.E.A.K. T.H.E. T.R.U.T.H.

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 роки тому

      G.O.O.P. I.S. F.I.N.E. Y.O.U.R. J.U.S.T. J.E.A.L.O.U.S.

  • @garystinten9339
    @garystinten9339 4 роки тому

    Goop.com
    China enters the chat