China ke Dulhay On Karo | Junaid Akram

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  • Опубліковано 25 кві 2018
  • China ke Dulhay On Karo.
    #Khalliwalli
    Snapchat & Instagram: ganjiswag

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  • @wordsmithasheesh2497
    @wordsmithasheesh2497 4 роки тому +118

    His Sarcasm bleeds non stop for full five minutes.
    🥂🍸🍺🍷

  • @zoyaaqeel2834
    @zoyaaqeel2834 6 років тому +89

    Best gift of my bday this time!😘thank u junaid bhai!
    #ganjiswag😎

  • @irfankudakhel5402
    @irfankudakhel5402 6 років тому +15

    well done. Junaid. i spent 6 years in DHA Karachi. and whenever i watch your video. it takes me back to those days....(TAFREEH A RAHI HY BHAI) . awesome comedy. avoid writing scripts and becoming a robot. keep it real like it is. love every bit of it.

  • @shoeazkhilji9037
    @shoeazkhilji9037 5 років тому +7

    Bro you are too good, you make significant sense out of very serious topic and the way you deliver on lighter notes, you make people really understand without getting bais or being on anyside, just go neutral and natural, we are lacking ethics and norm, actually are norm are even so confused, you are superb , keep rocking bro stay bless

  • @thebunnymink
    @thebunnymink 5 років тому +136

    who is watching this in 2019?
    Junaid Bhai ab to Chinese larkiyon se Shaadi kar ke Kahan ghayab karahe Hain... uspe PE bhi to video banaye... love your videos!

    • @sscquestions5400
      @sscquestions5400 4 роки тому +1

      Sahi kaha

    • @acefparhiar1323
      @acefparhiar1323 4 роки тому +1

      Righto

    • @DeepakKumar-ym1hd
      @DeepakKumar-ym1hd 4 роки тому +3

      Yeh hain gazwa e pakistan.

    • @farahrizvi1129
      @farahrizvi1129 4 роки тому +3

      Bisma Hassan news m dikhaya gya h un girls k sath bohat bura hua h unke body parts cut kr k sale kye jarhe h

    • @weezee8632
      @weezee8632 4 роки тому +2

      @@DeepakKumar-ym1hd
      Those girls were mostly Christians and hindus,they got lured by chinese foreign life so their parents fell into the trap of false chinese boys who worked for women trafficking in china.

  • @siddharthkaley9304
    @siddharthkaley9304 4 роки тому +84

    How you keep straight face while cracking joke? 😂😂

  • @zoyaaqeel2834
    @zoyaaqeel2834 6 років тому +294

    Mrs. Soonghli😂😂

  • @lubnashareef8768
    @lubnashareef8768 3 роки тому +1

    An entertainment after a long time. I just subscribed your channel.
    Keep it up👍🏼

  • @muhammadmohsin1856
    @muhammadmohsin1856 6 років тому +140

    This man speak with heart. He has very good mind .he add comedy that so good.

  • @noorKhan-kx1ro
    @noorKhan-kx1ro 6 років тому +213

    China ki gari mobile ki koi guarantee nahe deta aur Junaid bhai china ke bandey ki guarantee dey rahe hai.. 😂😂😂😂

    • @praveentiwari5301
      @praveentiwari5301 6 років тому

      noor Khan galat hai

    • @arsalankhan491
      @arsalankhan491 6 років тому +4

      Yey ganja Chinese ko asli larkiyaan suppy karta hay aur fake iPhone leta hay, hahahaha

    • @NishantKumar-bb3ur
      @NishantKumar-bb3ur 5 років тому

      India ban de

    • @natureofworld3036
      @natureofworld3036 5 років тому

      miny 20 shadiyan karwa d hai or shoker hai sari mujha dua daty hai k bhai koi kam ni hamy karna parta yeh pakistani sy achy hain

    • @AbhishekSingh-fn6oo
      @AbhishekSingh-fn6oo 5 років тому

      Thik hai ab insan koi maal thodi hota hai😃

  • @ayeshazia5857
    @ayeshazia5857 6 років тому +31

    Abdur rasheed Abdul mannnannnn😂😂😂😂😂😂 mannnnn this person is litttt😂😂😂😂

  • @chadimrankhan2255
    @chadimrankhan2255 4 роки тому

    Haahahha Abey yar Kitna hasaogee 😂😂😂😂 literally i was crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @ismailkhalid9252
    @ismailkhalid9252 3 роки тому +4

    MOST FUNNIEST VIDEO,REALLY ENJOYED.GOD BLESS YOU,AMEEN!

  • @abrarhussainshah7604
    @abrarhussainshah7604 4 роки тому +3

    JUNAID BHAI ALWAYS TALK ON FACTS....GREAT WOEK

  • @hsehamza1263
    @hsehamza1263 3 роки тому +2

    Junaid Bhai, Loving your current content but please try to upload these types of videos too.
    The way you speak your heart out in one go.

  • @allinone-uh8to
    @allinone-uh8to 5 років тому +1

    love you sir.you are really doing great.

  • @penorama
    @penorama 4 роки тому +77

    CPEC: China Pakistan Escort Corridor 😂😂😂

  • @mudasirhehe
    @mudasirhehe 2 роки тому +3

    Cpec cepc cepec hosh na khabar ye gawadar h 😂

  • @xuhaibdurrani
    @xuhaibdurrani 6 років тому +1

    Congrats on 70k

  • @hinasarwar9649
    @hinasarwar9649 4 роки тому +2

    Knowledge or sense of humor👌👌👌

  • @mohdfaisal8268
    @mohdfaisal8268 5 років тому +4

    Holy sheeeet😂😂😂😂 I lost it here

  • @krishnaprasadmt
    @krishnaprasadmt 4 роки тому +5

    I am laughing out loud. 😂😂

  • @ishanshshekhar9269
    @ishanshshekhar9269 4 роки тому +2

    Duniya bhar ke kachue maar diye 😂😂🤣🤣u nailed it bro luv frm 🇮🇳

  • @mominarshan2680
    @mominarshan2680 6 років тому +1

    Ek number sir.... Kya baat h.... 👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @emkay7233
    @emkay7233 6 років тому +12

    I’d love to see a video on book recommendations!

  • @theothermuneeb1
    @theothermuneeb1 6 років тому +6

    pyaray naam somting wong holysheet😂😂😂

  • @aliraza9511
    @aliraza9511 Рік тому +1

    "Humor at its peak"🤣🤣😂

  • @ibrahimf265
    @ibrahimf265 3 роки тому

    Great Since 2 days i am watching ur videos

  • @sabamehfooz9167
    @sabamehfooz9167 4 роки тому +11

    These days in quarantine time I'm learning Mandarin language for fun and yeah for a part time job (maybe in future) but didn't know marrying a chinese will have so much benefits...Hahaha... the sarcasm is on the next level!

    • @november-fi6sj
      @november-fi6sj 4 роки тому +2

      How's going your Mandarin? I grew up and live in Hong Kong i speak cantonese.I tried to learn it but I feel mandrine is more difficult then cantonese.

    • @patriot5218
      @patriot5218 4 роки тому +3

      At this point we have come to realize there are no bear fits for marrying them, actually they are completely Sham marriages and girls are being misused and used for prostitution. This video is 2 years old and people were not familiar with it.
      God help us all from what we have becomes

  • @AZ-px1ft
    @AZ-px1ft 6 років тому +2

    Junaid Akram be like Chinese ka brand ambassador 😂😂

  • @farata
    @farata 6 років тому

    Hahah.. you are hilarious man.. jorey to asmanonon pey bantey laikin pakrey safari park mein jatey hain.. classic!

  • @alitonio4359
    @alitonio4359 6 років тому

    kaafi arse baad sahi funny video banai hai maza aagaya dekhke. loved song at the beginning lol

  • @yusrajamal4971
    @yusrajamal4971 6 років тому +26

    Hahahah.. zabardast Bhai👍👍

  • @ved3346
    @ved3346 4 роки тому +5

    I lived in China for 10 month in 2015, believe me it's not that as you explain about Chinese males, unka humse bhi bura haal hai.

  • @asimzaidi9211
    @asimzaidi9211 6 років тому +1

    You Nailed it Junaid Bhai Haha

  • @sohaibaamir7631
    @sohaibaamir7631 5 років тому +1

    Ho li sheet😂😂😂😂😂😂
    End kr di bhai #Khaliwali

  • @DailyMotiveweb
    @DailyMotiveweb 6 років тому +15

    Great video..

  • @kaptaankapakistan8391
    @kaptaankapakistan8391 6 років тому +4

    Kursi ka shoper abhi tak nahi outara Junaid'bhai 😂
    2 saal ho gye🙊
    ""KHALLI'WALI""""😂

  • @sadiaatif115
    @sadiaatif115 6 років тому +1

    10 min ho gy video khatam hoy ,abhi tak meri hansi nahi ruk rahi. Ansoo a gy Ab tu hansty hansty.
    Superb

  • @jamesmaibam9823
    @jamesmaibam9823 4 роки тому +2

    Bro I like you daring... thumbs up

  • @BabarKhanJaved
    @BabarKhanJaved 6 років тому +109

    This went from factual to stereotypical in seconds.

    • @DarkknightB2
      @DarkknightB2 6 років тому +2

      Babar Khan Javed that's how dumb he is and then sub ko books perhne ko bolta hai

    • @nas8r567
      @nas8r567 6 років тому +13

      Salahuddin apki ek satirical video pr itni jul gayi apki. sambhal kr rakho yr. pls thanda.

    • @DarkknightB2
      @DarkknightB2 6 років тому

      Toxicated bhai satire ke naam pe app Allah ke naan ka na maazak keren. That's it. Jokes limit mein rahe tu acha hai

    • @umadbroyo2388
      @umadbroyo2388 6 років тому +4

      Babar beta you are old enough to understand jokes, aren't you?

  • @skstudios2948
    @skstudios2948 6 років тому +4

    Interesting. I remember your previous video. reminds me of history. mostly British history before partition.

  • @aftabafridi4104
    @aftabafridi4104 6 років тому

    osm chhaaaah gaye bhai😂😂😂😂

  • @NB-pf6il
    @NB-pf6il 3 роки тому

    Bhai ap jb bolty ho thaaaa kr k lagta hai dimagh aur humor py😂 big big fan of yours

  • @muhammadhabib6121
    @muhammadhabib6121 6 років тому +27

    Jorhy banty aasmanon mei hain mgr pakrhy safari park m jaaty hain 😂😂😂

  • @SubayyalMustafvi
    @SubayyalMustafvi 5 років тому +19

    Please make a video now that these marriages are accused of being sham marriages and were a front for activities related to human trafficking. Looking forward to it.

    • @arslanaziz7249
      @arslanaziz7249 3 роки тому

      That happening because people marriages without confirm the background.

  • @AnfalBalagamwala
    @AnfalBalagamwala 6 років тому

    Are you still continuing with Tree cause project?

  • @shiekhmuzzamil8829
    @shiekhmuzzamil8829 6 років тому

    Great work btw keep it up

  • @rajayaan7213
    @rajayaan7213 3 роки тому +3

    Chinese bachay ka naam holy shit, seriously 😅

  • @mystorical1998
    @mystorical1998 6 років тому +1

    hahaha bhai kasam se cbhot bad day tha , apne good day kerdia maza agya yar

  • @anumsheraz
    @anumsheraz 6 років тому +2

    Aaj to Fast forward Cassette chala de Junaid Bhai :D :D

  • @muhammadosama8321
    @muhammadosama8321 6 років тому +3

    holy sheet😂😂

  • @JayTVIndia
    @JayTVIndia 4 роки тому +3

    This guy completed 10 min video in 5 mins 😅

  • @SamiUllah-cx3ck
    @SamiUllah-cx3ck 6 років тому

    nashaaa tooth raha hai
    hhahahahaahhaahahah
    line of the day

  • @alishbaishfaq6586
    @alishbaishfaq6586 5 років тому +3

    CPEC CPEC😂😁

  • @yaseen-q50
    @yaseen-q50 6 років тому +3

    Looooool chalgaya asmaan tek ya phir Shazam tak😂

  • @salmakhurshid16
    @salmakhurshid16 6 років тому +2

    zabrdast, sari zindgi ik dusre ko smjhny m guzr jaegi

  • @jaud007
    @jaud007 5 років тому +2

    Mazzay ke baat,the raw material used to make all the stuff in Junaid's room is all from China 😂.

  • @AyeshaKhan-zh8ci
    @AyeshaKhan-zh8ci 6 років тому +9

    ''Rasheed cord mai leta hota hai'' HAHAHAHAH btw get ready for people coming for you for making fun of some names!!!

  • @atgzcn
    @atgzcn 6 років тому +51

    Junaid bhai you took it as fun way but reality is totally different, I'm not against inter caste marriages. My point is the business community.
    An important Message for Pakistanis
    All People of Pakistan should stand up, for passing a law that "Foreigners Cannot Buy Land in Pakistan and Start Business without Local Pakistani Sponsorship" . If we don't stand now, then Chinese will buy our lands of Pakistan, (they have money to buy) and one day our next generations will be standing like Palestinians to get their land back... ,
    Pass this to as many people you can, to make this voice heard to make the required Laws... . Also they cannot start their business in Pakistan without keeping share holder to LOCAL Pakistani, along with yearly money just like gulf states, UAE, KSA etc....
    China mainland itself is doing some for the betterment of their state and citizens.
    NOTE: We are not against any nation or country just want things have to be equal both sites, as they doing with Pakistani in china.
    I cant see Pakistan become Chingistan.
    Pray for Pakistan, Allah Bless Pakistan..
    A request from a Pakistani.
    Thanks best regards,

  • @naseerismail6377
    @naseerismail6377 6 років тому +2

    junaid bhai plzzz career choice or study and life in canada pr video bnayein

  • @ibadulhasansyed
    @ibadulhasansyed 6 років тому

    Abdul Mannan idher aaiyay 😂😂😂😂😂
    Something Wrong 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Behtreen 👍🏻

  • @hassanfahim9080
    @hassanfahim9080 3 роки тому +4

    4:20 Holy sheet hahahahahahahha can't stop laughing man....

  • @usmankamal2341
    @usmankamal2341 6 років тому +66

    Ye video Chinese Ne tou sponser nahi ki??

  • @rustamsanaullah720
    @rustamsanaullah720 3 роки тому +1

    Your videos are awesome 👏

  • @shafaqkhan9659
    @shafaqkhan9659 6 років тому

    Wah Junaid Bhai Kya bt hai apke..papa Ke princess😂😁😚

  • @stoicforall
    @stoicforall 5 років тому +5

    Guys! This is called satire.

  • @focusgaming5425
    @focusgaming5425 5 років тому +3

    Sumting wong, wholey sheet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ahsanjahangir8834
    @ahsanjahangir8834 6 років тому +1

    This guy is awesome :D

  • @iqrajameel5792
    @iqrajameel5792 6 років тому

    Junaid bhai ap MASHA ALLAH se bht acha km kr rhe hn Allah pak mjhe bhi jld is qabil bna de k me bhi apke kch km askun well done bro 👍👏👏

  • @amitnaik9492
    @amitnaik9492 4 роки тому +7

    4:22 holy shit 😂

  • @natureprojection6105
    @natureprojection6105 4 роки тому +3

    4:22 . hole shet! 😂

  • @SamiUllah-cx3ck
    @SamiUllah-cx3ck 6 років тому

    great videoo junaid bhai

  • @hasnainumerkhanzada
    @hasnainumerkhanzada 6 років тому

    geo Junaid bhai (y) like your videos #ganjiswag..

  • @tabish_
    @tabish_ 6 років тому +9

    Abdul manan , sumting mong😂😂😂😂

  • @yasirkhalid01
    @yasirkhalid01 3 роки тому +4

    Dulhay Musalman huwe? My wife is Chinese btw, Musalman Alhumdulillah!! :D

  • @azamsahito
    @azamsahito 5 років тому

    Have you seen recent developments on this issue ?

  • @maryamamin9079
    @maryamamin9079 6 років тому +1

    That background music though 😂😂

  • @chandr692
    @chandr692 4 роки тому +5

    thanks to social media...youtube...facebook...people seeing a diffrently unbelivble pakistani attitude....lahuluhan hochuki sarhadein...juda hochuki pehchan...magar kahi kisi koney mey aman ki umeed abhi baki hai...

  • @narmeenazhar9352
    @narmeenazhar9352 6 років тому +91

    I don't agree with a lot of things you said. I don't know why ppl portray negative picture of pakistani. I think most of pakistani men are brave, polite and gharatmand they know how to respect women. Ap logun nay woh misal suni hogi k sb forun bhai bn jatay hain. They protect women who they don't even know. This is really helpful in some situations and even my husband don't know where tea is or how to make one and I don't mind bcuz this is not his job. His job is to feed his family take a good care of them in which he is really good and my job is to keep him happy and take a good care of him.

    • @praveentiwari5301
      @praveentiwari5301 6 років тому +2

      narmeen azhar there is always an exception

    • @syedhammad2089
      @syedhammad2089 6 років тому

      Awesome good luck

    • @areebali2150
      @areebali2150 6 років тому +5

      Rashidul Imam lol that was a propaganda if u r a real bengali then u would hv known the truth

    • @farhanjabbar7698
      @farhanjabbar7698 6 років тому +2

      narmeen azhar get some life .. looser

    • @aqeelahmed2441
      @aqeelahmed2441 6 років тому +2

  • @aabrubukhari3026
    @aabrubukhari3026 4 роки тому +1

    You are hilarious brother

  • @AliRaish
    @AliRaish 6 років тому

    lOvee U bahiii mazzaaa agayaaa 😃😃😃😃😃

  • @decentnation
    @decentnation 5 років тому +3

    Most of it was funny BUT child name was a "Chawal" hair chalta haay...

  • @humerakhan7709
    @humerakhan7709 5 років тому +8

    Shes my frnd bro , Shes too happy with usman (the one u r calling chine ) 😪

    • @natureofworld3036
      @natureofworld3036 5 років тому

      I have Chinese

    • @muhammaduzair1226
      @muhammaduzair1226 5 років тому

      ohhhh yes sahi kha aap na iss bndy ko in 2 no sis ki video use ni krni chea thi agr ki b ha to face hide hna chea tha ye to bht khus hn aur ye jo chinese ha usman ye muslim ha bht axa insan ha tilawat daily sunta ha

    • @natureofworld3036
      @natureofworld3036 5 років тому +1

      @@muhammaduzair1226 ap ko kysa pta

    • @muhammaduzair1226
      @muhammaduzair1226 5 років тому

      @@natureofworld3036 inka bahi basit mera dost ha ye dno sis hn aik china mn hti ha aik islambad mn ye bht achy hn iska husbnd bht axa ha islamic ha ye achi bat ni ha face dikha k mazak bnya is bndy na

    • @natureofworld3036
      @natureofworld3036 5 років тому +1

      @@muhammaduzair1226 yeh to ap ki sahi hai miny is lya b kha tha ku k agar kisi Chinese ny shadi karni ho to mujhy baty mera marriage bureau hai for Chinese

  • @mohlife5304
    @mohlife5304 5 років тому

    Kya humour hai yar iss bande ka 😂🤓

  • @ahsanhaider9975
    @ahsanhaider9975 6 років тому

    Kamal ka talent ha aapke pass

  • @laughingoranges1605
    @laughingoranges1605 6 років тому +11

    Hollyshit? Hahahahahahahah

  • @abuazreal3275
    @abuazreal3275 6 років тому +30

    There are Chinese girl who got married to Pakistani boys too....
    .
    .
    Y is it such an issue ...

    • @abuazreal3275
      @abuazreal3275 6 років тому

      Humein khush hona chahiyai k koi toa gair mulki Pakistan ki citizenship lay raha, ya Shaadi KR raha ....this will only prove rest of the world wrong abt Pakistan...
      Ek sawal ha ?? K with the impression of Pakistan the world have any Pakistan , thankx to Jewish media ....who wud want Pakistan citizenship...n if somebody is getting it toa ausko hum accuse KR rahay Hain off doing wrong....it's a shame ...

    • @huzaifaahmed5863
      @huzaifaahmed5863 5 років тому +1

      I dont think it is permissible for a Muslim Girl to marry a non-Muslim.

    • @Rvc546
      @Rvc546 4 роки тому

      Abe Chinese ko Chinese lrdki nhi mil rahi kitna low sex ratio he un ka tum Pakistaniyo ko milne ki ummid lga rahe ho

  • @jaweeriasohailbutt239
    @jaweeriasohailbutt239 5 років тому +1

    The start😂

  • @ShahzaibDamnCruze
    @ShahzaibDamnCruze 6 років тому

    Agreed!!!

  • @abrarM1x
    @abrarM1x 6 років тому +49

    To pakistani mardon ka kia bane ga junaid bhai?😂

    • @basilb2007
      @basilb2007 6 років тому +5

      AbrarcadabrA bhai apnay aap ko improve Karo. Phir khudi larkyan ayein gi.

    • @chgu147
      @chgu147 6 років тому

      AbrarcadabrA hahaha only pakistani girls bhot paari hai bus

    • @HassnainAli
      @HassnainAli 6 років тому +1

      Khalli walli 😂

    • @cutepuppy
      @cutepuppy 6 років тому

      AbrarcadabrA pakistani mrd shadi kr kb rhe hen lrkion se

    • @kafeelkafeel1090
      @kafeelkafeel1090 6 років тому +1

      cute puppy apko kisi ne reject kardiya kya

  • @abrarM1x
    @abrarM1x 6 років тому +5

    Holisheet😂

  • @alimurtazasyed9218
    @alimurtazasyed9218 5 років тому +2

    I love It 😍😍😍😂

  • @TheMuhammadaminkhan
    @TheMuhammadaminkhan 3 роки тому

    Kia sense of humour hai wallah bht tight

  • @MohsinKhan-nd7kv
    @MohsinKhan-nd7kv 5 років тому +5

    sirf jism froshi kr way ga...

  • @drsmahmad1730
    @drsmahmad1730 6 років тому +41

    Please don't make fun of the name Abdul Mannaan. Al Mannaan is a name of Allah SWT.

    • @mubarakahmad110
      @mubarakahmad110 5 років тому +1

      ملاں کسی صورت راضی نہیں۔۔۔کبھی تو خوش ہوجایا کرو۔

    • @ammarasharif9950
      @ammarasharif9950 5 років тому +1

      So?? He didn't intent to make fun of Allah. It's better you try understanding jokes.

    • @bnsaqi1410
      @bnsaqi1410 5 років тому +1

      mannan ni keh rha abdulmannan keh rha hy

    • @zchoudhry5
      @zchoudhry5 5 років тому +1

      Salam hai apki Intelligence par

  • @AjayKumar-dv4pq
    @AjayKumar-dv4pq 4 роки тому

    hehehe biwi to sote hua laat marte hain! that cracked me up buddy!!

  • @faizannazar9187
    @faizannazar9187 6 років тому +1

    Zabardast 👍👍👍

  • @IndianGreatNews
    @IndianGreatNews 4 роки тому +7

    Chaina..me.. PAKISTAN ki ladkiyo ke kya halat he ye...to dekh leta pele...

  • @_plastikman
    @_plastikman 5 років тому +3

    Chinese men love to gamble dude you don't have much info about Chinese culture