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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 роки тому +528

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @Hawksforever99
      @Hawksforever99 3 роки тому +2

      1:35 Julie: "Guys and girls can be FRIENDS!"
      Me: ABSOLUTELY false! There are only 3 reasons a guy is EVER....ever ever ever ever "just friends" with a girl...
      1. If he's SINGLE and STRAIGHT, he wants in your pants.
      2. If he's NOT SINGLE but is STRAIGHT, he wants in your pants either in a fantasy three-way with his girl, or he's hoping to "keep his options open" with you in case him and his girl break up...or 3. He's even considered the idea of cheating on his girl with YOU.
      It's REALLY as simple as that and I don't care HOW GOOD of a guy he is. Anyone who says differently is SELLING SOMETHING.

    • @rogerxiao4458
      @rogerxiao4458 3 роки тому +3

      I like your videos, in a platonic way ofc.

    • @KelseyGuo
      @KelseyGuo 3 роки тому +5

      wait why was the video posted in 2020 but this comment's from 2021 LOL

    • @N8McKay26
      @N8McKay26 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @ComedyGuardianWarriorsFOHlulz
      @ComedyGuardianWarriorsFOHlulz 3 роки тому +2

      Yo, drunk you is an internet treasure. Utterly delightful 🤌🏾👌🏾👍🏾All the good...hand...signals

  • @caster-
    @caster- 4 роки тому +4856

    Just waiting for when mirror Julie will call Julie for help

    • @WatchThatFirstStep
      @WatchThatFirstStep 4 роки тому +339

      Will never happen. Mirror Julie is extremely put together.

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 4 роки тому +126

      You don't need help when you got booze.

    • @dallinorr6929
      @dallinorr6929 4 роки тому +48

      I wonder if Julie ever gets ideas from the comments section. Probably. I mean I would.

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST 4 роки тому +74

      @@alextrill5829 Mirror Julie: "Mirror Mirror on the wall - I ran out of wine. Think you can get me some?"

    • @RecoveryHacker
      @RecoveryHacker 4 роки тому +11

      @@WatchThatFirstStep *nods head in serious solidarity* Like a rock.

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 4 роки тому +2923

    "We were watching a movie and cuddling, as usual" I don't think I've ever seen this level of denial before.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 роки тому +799

      haha I sure have

    • @lostpyper6973
      @lostpyper6973 4 роки тому +458

      I dunno. Platonic intercourse kinda takes the cake on that one....

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +141

      To be fair, it does totally depend on the dynamics of your individual relationship. I've had plenty of platonic friends that I've cuddled with, cuddling doesn't always have to lead to anything more.

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 4 роки тому +52

      My level of denial would blow the mind of anybody. 6 years of heavy duty denial later....I have finally realised that he has a crush :D :D :D 6 more years and I might realise that we could go out for a date....if he dares to ask me...AND if I realise that he is actually asking me for a date. Denial is strong in here!

    • @strayedtoofar5775
      @strayedtoofar5775 4 роки тому +32

      @@IceMetalPunk Frick yeah!! Give me all the snuggles and cuddles from a friend any day!---after Covid;;;

  • @LordOfNothingreally
    @LordOfNothingreally 3 роки тому +738

    At first I was like "why would it end poorly if they were genuinely friends? Isn't friendship a good basis for a strong relationship?" and then I was like "Ooooh, right, self-destructive tendencies pushing away everything good due to fear of rejection dressed up as 'being careful'."

    • @karimkassam6874
      @karimkassam6874 3 роки тому +128

      I didn't come here in the morning expecting to be attacked like this.

    • @cheshirenevande4701
      @cheshirenevande4701 3 роки тому +70

      Seriously. Who just leaves personal attacks like this out in the open for anyone to trip over?

    • @babykosh5415
      @babykosh5415 2 роки тому +18

      this.....this was awesome

    • @denisruzicka1606
      @denisruzicka1606 2 роки тому +1

      @@karimkassam6874 Exactly, F this guy.

    • @anthonylosego
      @anthonylosego 2 роки тому +17

      No, no, that's just the lie we tell ourselves to make sense of it all.
      If they were truly friends, they'd have stayed friends. The reality was that they saw a fun game to play. And that game made the friendship even more intoxicating, knowing that the end result was just a matter of time. That end result being the "crossing of the line", and then after that the "realizing it was a huge mistake" when in reality it was just, 'no more game', time to quit it and go find another game to play, because games are fun and relatively safe (for oneself).

  • @FamilieVideos86
    @FamilieVideos86 4 роки тому +3392

    *They get married.
    Julie - no, it's a platonic marriage.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 роки тому +42

      Now THAT would be the truth.

    • @rhitrix
      @rhitrix 4 роки тому +23

      I laughed out loud at this comment as opposed to the occasional closed mouth half smile and slight nasal exhale. Nice work!

    • @nderohan
      @nderohan 4 роки тому +5

      Plutonic

    • @adamp9553
      @adamp9553 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @FamilieVideos86
      @FamilieVideos86 4 роки тому +12

      @@nderohan actually plutonic spelled that way means igneous rock formed by solidification beneath the earth's surface.

  • @lanadoughan508
    @lanadoughan508 4 роки тому +3492

    I can't stress this enough, the way that Mirror Julie kinda slurs her sentences into a cute wisdomy sentence is the happiest part of my day

    • @wify0241
      @wify0241 4 роки тому +37

      “I’m joking I love you so much “

    • @pbilk
      @pbilk 4 роки тому +6

      Haha! So true!

    • @neon-heart
      @neon-heart 4 роки тому +18

      MJ's one-eyed random blink is what gets me.

    • @markfisher7962
      @markfisher7962 4 роки тому +9

      Watching with an anticipatory grin. Mirror Julie is GREAT.

    • @kathrynenders9436
      @kathrynenders9436 4 роки тому +1

      I even like the hello fresh ad. If mirror Julie recommends it, it's got to be legit!

  • @benborn2luvmusicnely510
    @benborn2luvmusicnely510 3 роки тому +430

    I'm surprised mirror woman doesn't have a wine delivery service as a sponsor. She's so truthful & hilarious.

    • @xXTheoLinuxXx
      @xXTheoLinuxXx 3 роки тому +7

      She can squat with her heals on the ground, that is Slavic... so I guess a good vodka would be in place :P

    • @Aquilalias
      @Aquilalias 2 роки тому +3

      Wine companies want their image to be of elegance and good times and not of being day-drinking at home

    • @benborn2luvmusicnely510
      @benborn2luvmusicnely510 2 роки тому +3

      @@Aquilalias Maybe the wine companies need to be more realistic about the people drinking their wine. Not everyone are able to be of elegance & good times.

  • @taurusteelpan
    @taurusteelpan 4 роки тому +2822

    Every woman needs a “drunk mirror friend” like this, cause she spittin’ some truth, here.

    • @freddytheplatypus826
      @freddytheplatypus826 3 роки тому +41

      every woman is already their drunk mirror friend. trust me, we dont need more excuses for women's childish behaviour lol

    • @Lostmymind1
      @Lostmymind1 3 роки тому +27

      I'm a dude, and I'd totally date drunk mirror lady. I kinda hope she isn't ALWAYS drunk, but.....ya know.......we all have flaws. Although, she's never going to be allowed to drive if that's the case.

    • @DHunter_47
      @DHunter_47 3 роки тому +5

      John 3:16-21
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
      17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
      18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
      19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
      20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
      21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.

    • @andrecato2261
      @andrecato2261 3 роки тому

      Yep.

    • @AAron-gr3jk
      @AAron-gr3jk 3 роки тому +1

      It's called xanax.

  • @mcelestin7
    @mcelestin7 4 роки тому +1737

    Mirror Julie is definitely the friend to say “I told you so” and all you can do is say under your breath “dammit she was right” 🤦‍♂️

  • @Will-jg2zs
    @Will-jg2zs 4 роки тому +1716

    Julie just _happens_ to have a friend that just _happens_ to be a boy.
    pfft, mirror ppl these days.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +7

      Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a UA-camr! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear deq

    • @sugarfree6959
      @sugarfree6959 4 роки тому +24

      @@AxxLAfriku What the.....😐

    • @mochievious1552
      @mochievious1552 4 роки тому +18

      @@AxxLAfriku what...

    • @yanagelfand4337
      @yanagelfand4337 4 роки тому +10

      Whom she just _happened_ to have sex with, oh my god, what's so hard to understand?

    • @gericko4931
      @gericko4931 4 роки тому +6

      @@AxxLAfriku it sounded like that Song "I Wanna be your girlfriend" from Abi or something like that

  • @timmilgram
    @timmilgram 4 роки тому +4919

    Love that the sponsored part was done in character 👌🏼😂

    • @AverageMfDoomEnjoyer
      @AverageMfDoomEnjoyer 4 роки тому +26

      She did that last week as well

    • @jadonk-r4414
      @jadonk-r4414 4 роки тому +31

      You should check out ryan george

    • @mushipoo
      @mushipoo 4 роки тому +10

      Anna Akana has been doing that for years

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 4 роки тому +5

      Hello Fresh is pretty awesome too so I enjoyed the bit.

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 4 роки тому +20

      @@jadonk-r4414 oooohhhh Ryan George is TIGHT!

  • @TheOneSoulMate_
    @TheOneSoulMate_ 2 роки тому +47

    Another great topic. True story. I was dating someone for about a month. It was going great. She was funny, smart, chill and beautiful. We spent a lot of time at her place. She had a young daughter which was fine. I love kids! Sometimes I would spend the night especially if we had a couple days we could spend together. There was always packing to do. She told me one day to just grab some extra stuff because she wasn’t sure what we might do the next day. I said yeah, good call. Then I would pack my stuff up and take it home etc... Then a week or two later she said it must be a hassle for me to bring clothes back and forth. I was like, well no but it does take a little extra time before I can come over if I spend a couple days here. I get to her place the next time. She says, here, these drawers are for your stuff and this part of the closet is for stuff you want to hang. I was like wow that’s a great idea, thanks. Then she would recommend different kinds of stuff to bring over, you know so I had what ever I might need for the occasion. Long story short. One day my roommate asked me on a day I was picking up some more things for something special we were doing, he asked me what’s it been like since I moved in to her place. I was like what? That’s hilarious. He said no I mean for real. What? He asked me do You have your own place for clothes? Yes, of course just in case.
    Him: Drawers?
    Me: yes
    Him: closet?
    Me: yes
    Him: where is your tooth brush?
    Me: in my toothbrush holder
    Him: which is where?
    Me: there
    Him: your shaving kit, lap top, favorite coffee cup?
    Me: there, there, there
    Him: when was the last time you spent the night here?
    Me: maybe a month and a half ago?
    Oooooooh, I live with her now! I was in shock for a minute then starting laughing so hard for a couple minutes. Accident or plan I was thinking to myself.
    I got to her place and asked her almost immediately. Did you know that I moved in? She smirked then laughed. She said I was wondering how long it was going to take you to figure it out!🤣😂😆

    • @kritav1111
      @kritav1111 Рік тому +4

      😂😂 Same thing happened to me. Except it was more like I preferred spending time there and she never wanted me to leave so we would just keep extending the days. I'm like aah, I'll go home tomorrow. This went on for 6 months. Had my supplies, closet, half my clothes all there. We moved in without knowing we moved in.

    • @TheOneSoulMate_
      @TheOneSoulMate_ Рік тому +3

      @@kritav1111 😂 awesome. I wasn’t against it. I was just unaware that it happened lol.

    • @kritav1111
      @kritav1111 Рік тому +2

      @@TheOneSoulMate_ Lol same. I loved it. I get to spend more time with her. My parents used to ask me why I am renting a house when I have been staying with her and that's when I realized I have never been there. My parents went to my house(they lived 5 minutes away) more than I ever did.

    • @TheOneSoulMate_
      @TheOneSoulMate_ Рік тому

      @@kritav1111 lol, glad to know I wasn’t alone. I was ok with it. It’s the fact that I didn’t realize it in the moment what had happened until my friend told me. 😂 That’s what makes it so funny to me.

  • @darkshadow2356
    @darkshadow2356 4 роки тому +1307

    "honestly, I dont have to. And it´s probably better if I dont, because I dont care." BEST QUOTE EVER LMAO! maybe mirror julie is indeed as wise as she says she is xD

    • @inventgineer
      @inventgineer 4 роки тому +1

      Yea, I'll admit: while I enjoyed the whole sketch, that was definitely the part that earned a sudden snort of laughter from me (thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything at the time; also: man......I'm not sure there is a context one can use "snort" in without it sounding totally unattractive, lol).

  • @neoshenlong
    @neoshenlong 3 роки тому +2396

    I know this is just a sketch but I'm already invested in the relationship with Leo

    • @bayernaa5985
      @bayernaa5985 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr
      @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr 3 роки тому +35

      @Jennifer Taylor We demand to know how poorly

    • @suhaneegupta814
      @suhaneegupta814 3 роки тому +7

      @@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr Yes, yes we do! (cause we are isolated while the whole world burns down and have nothing better to do)

    • @itsasecret2298
      @itsasecret2298 3 роки тому +7

      Aaaaand it's over.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 2 роки тому +10

      this hurts because a dude named leo "stole" this girl i liked. she started spending more time with him until she just cut me off lmao. its been over 2 years and i havent heard from her ata ll

  • @stephenwalton7079
    @stephenwalton7079 3 роки тому +86

    You know you’re on when your sponsor let’s you do “Drunk” endorsements of their product. Brilliant writing.

  • @ScytheCurie
    @ScytheCurie 4 роки тому +970

    I don't understand how she's so good at giving each character their own unique personality. It seriously felt like I was looking at two separate people throughout this sketch, not one person trying to play two people. She's soooo talented.

    • @Goodgu3963
      @Goodgu3963 3 роки тому +16

      Like I know its only one person, but every time I still study their faces trying to make absolutely sure they aren't just twins or something....

    • @newthrash1221
      @newthrash1221 3 роки тому +14

      Right? Almost like she’s acting. Shocker.

    • @ChallHatt
      @ChallHatt 3 роки тому

      Go look for bhuvan bam you'll be more yyhan amazed

    • @christopherpoet458
      @christopherpoet458 3 роки тому

      @@newthrash1221 Best response. !00 likes if I could.

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 3 роки тому

      c.w. is likely a platonic friend

  • @bedtimestories2027
    @bedtimestories2027 4 роки тому +1693

    Julie should totally invite all her characters to a Covid style Christmas party INCLUDING Mirror Julie

  • @Sharktankgaming
    @Sharktankgaming 3 роки тому +50

    "Because you look like an ironing board covered in flesh." 😂😂😂 I don't think I've rewound a UA-cam video as much as this joke before. Damn Julie, you are fantastic! One question though, "Did you grow up with a bunch of brothers?"

  • @joshuamoore8560
    @joshuamoore8560 4 роки тому +1972

    I guess my relationship with Mirror Joshua is much simpler:
    "Mirror mirror on the wall, it's yoga time."
    "Nope, we're eating corn dogs today."
    "Okay."

    • @kburtsev
      @kburtsev 4 роки тому +20

      :D
      Quite familiar

    • @bookraccoon
      @bookraccoon 4 роки тому +69

      Here's mine:
      Regular Liv: "Mirror mirror on the wall, it's yoga time."
      Mirror Liv: "Shut up, do it alone."
      Regular Liv: "Fine, I will!"
      Mirror Liv: "Hah! No, you won't."
      Regular Liv: "No, no, I won't."

    • @roseover340
      @roseover340 4 роки тому +2

      Oliwia Wos wait is your middle name rose?!

    • @LindonSlaght
      @LindonSlaght 4 роки тому +15

      My experience with the mirror:
      Mirror mirror on the wall it’s time for yoga.
      Mirror Jonas: Since when did you do yoga?

    • @VC-nk3oz
      @VC-nk3oz 4 роки тому +1

      @@LindonSlaght same tbh haha

  • @akshatjajoo
    @akshatjajoo 4 роки тому +589

    "This is gonna end poorly"
    Truer words have never been spoken 😂

    • @haroldhenderson2824
      @haroldhenderson2824 4 роки тому +3

      That would have been funny! Maybe a hookup with the guy that watches Julie's apartment when Julie is away.

  • @barrettdecutler8979
    @barrettdecutler8979 2 роки тому +78

    I'm amazed that Julie can insult herself like that. "an ironing board covered in flesh." It's one thing to write the line, but another to have to deliver it and then cut together your reaction to it.

    • @TheFuller79
      @TheFuller79 2 роки тому +3

      She is Brutal on herself hey. HaHa

    • @ppbdrinker
      @ppbdrinker 2 роки тому +1

      How the truth can be insulting?

    • @crose7412
      @crose7412 2 роки тому

      "I'm not two aspirins on an ironing board" was a way a woman proudly described herself to me in contrast to a woman whose bosoms she was unimpressed by.

  • @kalamatajane
    @kalamatajane 3 роки тому +491

    "IT WAS PLATONIC INTERCOURSE!!!"
    I'm dead. The things we say when in denial! XD

  • @CreativeCalmASMR
    @CreativeCalmASMR 4 роки тому +3979

    An ironing board covered in flesh ☠️

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 3 роки тому +40

    “I don’t know the details of your relationship. In fact it’s probably better if I don’t because... I don’t care.”
    Well if that isn’t the most relatable sentence.

  • @tanyakarazan8094
    @tanyakarazan8094 4 роки тому +1251

    “This is gonna end poorly so I’ll be back”🤣🤣🤣 this women is a hero

    • @keithhinchcliffe5629
      @keithhinchcliffe5629 3 роки тому +11

      "... so yer gonna need me anyway"
      The self-deprecation is hilarious! ))

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 2 роки тому +4

      *woman (singular)
      women = plural
      It's like "man" vs "men," but with wo- added on the front.

    • @darkgengar9410
      @darkgengar9410 2 роки тому +1

      First couple to move in together
      First couple to get married
      First couple to have a baby
      First couple to get divorced

  • @choicedecision
    @choicedecision 4 роки тому +318

    “Cuddling as usual” oh jeez Leo played the looong game there

  • @honeychilerider
    @honeychilerider 2 роки тому +6

    I have only recently discovered Julie and, honestly, she can't make enough videos for me. This woman is too funny.

  • @YesTheory
    @YesTheory 3 роки тому +2221

    Freaking love the creativity in these 👏

    • @8985402
      @8985402 3 роки тому +31

      Simp

    • @kenadams9024
      @kenadams9024 3 роки тому +7

      I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

    • @richieforthewin1422
      @richieforthewin1422 3 роки тому +2

      I bought your merch, 10/10.

    • @kenadams9024
      @kenadams9024 3 роки тому +1

      @@richieforthewin1422 is it good? I thought of purchasing it but it was wayy too costly

    • @krateproductions4872
      @krateproductions4872 3 роки тому

      Hey, Came here to steal the likes of this comment when this comment blows up.

  • @VictorKDurand
    @VictorKDurand 4 роки тому +427

    "it was platonic intercourse" - J.Nolke 2020

  • @hamhouke
    @hamhouke Рік тому +83

    Can we all appreciate the strength of Leo’s long game?

    • @mccalljeff
      @mccalljeff Рік тому +7

      Nothing on my long game. I have one going on for a year and a half now lol
      It is going to happen.

    • @oventi_
      @oventi_ Рік тому +3

      I don't think I have the patience for a long game. If people like each other, give it an honest try, not play games.

    • @SaltyBob355
      @SaltyBob355 5 днів тому

      Nothing is worth Legally Blonde live.

  • @chaitanyanimmagadda8799
    @chaitanyanimmagadda8799 4 роки тому +549

    As a man that went to see legally blonde the musical with a friend, I can confirm, you cannot go see it platonically. I'm still trying to get my ticket refunded.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 роки тому +109

      hehehe

    • @Korrihor
      @Korrihor 4 роки тому +37

      As a man who did go see Legally Blonde the musical platonically, I kinda hope my friend doesn't see this or I'll never hear the end of it.

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 роки тому +11

      Honestly, I'd marry every person who would go to see Legally Blonde with me anyway.

    • @36moshpit7
      @36moshpit7 4 роки тому +5

      Was this a 'SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS' thing, or were you just really disappointed? Exactly what manner of L did you take here?
      I went with a friend to see it the other day, but I was a little distracted, and missed most of it. Really want to see it again, though.
      Cheers,
      - Geo

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 4 роки тому

      I mean, I’d watch Legally Blonde, that movie is great, but a musical?? 😒

  • @alecrichards8574
    @alecrichards8574 4 роки тому +500

    Julie - "You.... don't know the details of our relationship."
    Mirror - "Honestly, I don't have to. And it's probably better if i don't, because, um.... idontcare."
    i'm totally gonna use that

  • @kleva123456
    @kleva123456 3 роки тому +64

    Guys and girls can be friends. However, 90+% of the time they're not real friends but one of them has hots for the other one

    • @TheOJDrinker
      @TheOJDrinker 3 роки тому +7

      True... it's technically possible, doesn't mean it's remotely normal.

    • @kurushimee
      @kurushimee 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheOJDrinker it's totally normal
      ..just really unlikely let's be real here

    • @lorid3466
      @lorid3466 2 роки тому +1

      Tbf this is not a hetero exclusive problem whatsoever. Do you have any idea how many gay confessions happen between "best friends"? The question isn't the gender, it's how clear the boundaries are. There's actually concrete signs to look for.
      Consistent late night calls? Hanging out only alone and almost never in groups?Clingy? Not happy about you finding a relationship? One rarely says no to the other?
      No matter how blind you are to the rest of these, theres one sign that's undeniable. If the "inside jokes" always stop happening whenever your partner is around THEY WANNA FUCK. (And if they keep happening and they don't care about your partners visible discomfort, they're unimaginably horny. They'd drain all the great lakes with sheer thirst) Either set firmer boundaries or have a threesome.

    • @Octoberfurst
      @Octoberfurst 2 роки тому

      You are right. I have been "just friends" with women but deep down I really wanted to bang them. Mind you, 90% of the time that never happened but I hoped for it.

    • @kallemetsahalme5701
      @kallemetsahalme5701 2 роки тому

      not really. as soon as either one finds a mate it will be jealousy or at least less time together and the thing is dead. so they can be friends only if they both accept this is just a temporary phase, or they are both oblivious to the fact one will find a mate and then friendship is over or at best it will be see once a year thing

  • @shrunkenmonkey5
    @shrunkenmonkey5 4 роки тому +870

    The mirror is my mom: “So they’re of the opposite sex and straight? I’ll book the wedding venue”

    • @SS-nx2xx
      @SS-nx2xx 4 роки тому +23

      Lol, check your mom's DNA. I bet she's at least 30% Indian.

    • @brodypenn
      @brodypenn 4 роки тому +27

      Just imagine what it’s like when you’re gay and your same sex friend is gay. 😳

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +9

      @@SS-nx2xx Or 30% Jewish.

    • @shyneray250
      @shyneray250 4 роки тому

      @@brodypenn 😂

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 4 роки тому +5

      @@brodypenn guilty of doing this with my son & his boyfriend.

  • @b33thr33kay
    @b33thr33kay 4 роки тому +431

    Ok, this was really funny. Great job.
    "Platonic intercourse" OMG 😂

    • @haroldhenderson2824
      @haroldhenderson2824 4 роки тому +7

      In the last 35 years, I have NEVER had "platonic intercourse". Anonymous, angry, transcendent, hurried, lazy and scary (risky), but NEVER platonic. Put some feeling into it or don't do it at all!

  • @markosgraveyard
    @markosgraveyard 3 роки тому +8

    I love how she advertises the food company with the drunk personality, fucking brilliant 🤣😂🤣

  • @anggrimunki
    @anggrimunki 4 роки тому +228

    Mirror Julie is such a mess.
    She single? Asking for a (mirror)friend

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 4 роки тому +7

      anggrimunki Ionno, I think I prefer Mirror Julie.. 🙄🙊

  • @TricksFisch123
    @TricksFisch123 4 роки тому +1969

    "Guys and Girls can be friends"
    "no they can't"
    Bisexual people: 😳

    • @v.h.w.2580
      @v.h.w.2580 4 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @AntrozLPs
      @AntrozLPs 4 роки тому +224

      It's fine we just don't have friends.

    • @Merlincat007
      @Merlincat007 4 роки тому +189

      @@MP-ut6eb It implies that if people who could be attracted to one another can't be friends, then Bisexual people can't have friends at all haha

    • @A-VirajGaidhani
      @A-VirajGaidhani 4 роки тому +32

      Well, if it's a guy whose a bisexual, then I guess he can have a straight guy friend coz even if the bisexual guy is attracted to the straight guy then he'll probably have to get over it coz nothing's probably gonna happen so...

    • @KemalPiro
      @KemalPiro 4 роки тому +181

      Does it mean that asexual people are everyone's friends?

  • @jeelly5659
    @jeelly5659 3 роки тому +60

    See that space between boy and friend?
    That’s called the friend zone
    Respect the friend zone

  • @summer-jl3pg
    @summer-jl3pg 4 роки тому +538

    Am I the only one who's counting days till she reaches 1 million subs? She deserves it

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 роки тому +117

      😘😘😘

    • @pev7869
      @pev7869 4 роки тому +27

      She deserves 10M subs. ​ Top notch quality content, and had a good laugh....@Julie Nolke

    • @samhainetalon
      @samhainetalon 4 роки тому +3

      just realized I wasn't subbed

    • @louissivo9660
      @louissivo9660 4 роки тому +3

      Netflix should give her a sketch comedy series. She's amazing!

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 4 роки тому

      @@samhainetalon 😆😆😆

  • @thefire4613
    @thefire4613 4 роки тому +273

    “Cuddling as usual” and “platonic intercourse” are phrases I need to hear more often

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 3 роки тому +8

      They are phrases I have heard way too often in the past.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 роки тому +11

      "Platonic intercourse" has got to be the biggest cope I've ever heard lol

  • @wjb9488
    @wjb9488 3 роки тому +12

    I think we all need a drunk covid doppelganger to help keep us sane! This was fantastic - you rock - keep em' coming!

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 4 роки тому +483

    I don’t think Hello Fresh are ever gonna top that ad.

    • @maijin007
      @maijin007 3 роки тому +15

      "man, this shit tastes even better when you're drunk!"

  • @megdoe6482
    @megdoe6482 3 роки тому +513

    “You like something a lil more toxic and degrading” ...mood

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 3 роки тому +10

      I felt so attacked at that part

    • @KwanFung
      @KwanFung 3 роки тому +12

      all the dislikes were from the people who were called out by that

    • @amazonitet6990
      @amazonitet6990 3 роки тому +4

      damn i feels like she knows us well

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 Рік тому

      But the burping on the heels of that line really sealed it...🤣

    • @linuxdragon57
      @linuxdragon57 8 місяців тому

      While drinking something toxic and degrading. The symbolism is great.

  • @davidedwards1705
    @davidedwards1705 2 роки тому +3

    I love Mirror Julie she is so real with her comments. All your skits are Triple Grade A. High Quality content. Congratulations on 1 Million Subs. You rule lady.

  • @garontime2033
    @garontime2033 4 роки тому +99

    An ironing board covered in flesh 😂😂 Jesus.
    Love these. Happy Thursday!

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 4 роки тому +442

    "Ironing board covered in flesh"
    Mirror-universe Julie is mean.

    • @noiseartcollective7773
      @noiseartcollective7773 4 роки тому +18

      That made me laugh though

    • @KienTran
      @KienTran 4 роки тому +7

      Savage!

    • @beliasphyre3497
      @beliasphyre3497 4 роки тому +8

      * Looks up from ironing my new leather suit. *

    • @smashmaniac2008
      @smashmaniac2008 4 роки тому +1

      BUT NOT INACCURATE!

    • @haroldhenderson2824
      @haroldhenderson2824 4 роки тому +3

      As a guy, we all like different shapes at different times. When younger, I liked curves (lots of curves). Now, all the women my age are curvy, but I want slender. wtf happened?

  • @darahdoyle3176
    @darahdoyle3176 2 роки тому +3

    Hehe, I found this actually very funny. I think the content, the narrative, has been done a million times before, but the delivery was excellent. I loved the notion of the girl having the 'shoulder demon' type deal who's role is to accompany her through life and shit on her every decision. This could be a real series! Subscribed for now!

  • @SkarletKelly
    @SkarletKelly 4 роки тому +245

    Look at mirror Julie hydrating with a wine glass full of water. Such a good role model to all👏

    • @TheYakusoku
      @TheYakusoku 4 роки тому +47

      Plot twist: Mirror Julie is enjoying a nice wine glass of vodka.

    • @MahlenMorris
      @MahlenMorris 4 роки тому +16

      I read that as White Claw? Seemed bubbly at first? But I, uh, have never seen it, sooooo...

    • @jesscomishen1749
      @jesscomishen1749 4 роки тому +8

      She is drinking alcoholic seltzer. Smirnoff by the looks of it.

    • @laureenshipley7931
      @laureenshipley7931 4 роки тому +2

      Hahhha...I was wondering if I was the only one to notice .......then I thought ...Vodka ? 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😎

  • @michaelc7723
    @michaelc7723 4 роки тому +174

    "You don't know the details of our relationship." "Honestly, I don't have to, because, It's better if I don't because, um, I don't care" A reply of possibly infinite value. I LOVE the drunk mirror Julie endorsement of "Hello Fresh!"

  • @BilboLondon
    @BilboLondon 3 роки тому +5

    "I'mma forward you my invoice" - I have been unknowingly needing an expression like this my whole life :)

  • @batuhan_a_kocak
    @batuhan_a_kocak 4 роки тому +397

    Is it still not canon that Mirror Julie is Post-2020 Julie and went into the mirror dimension to escape this world after giving up on life?
    Edit: i.e. the ultimate "Explaining to my past self" Julie

    • @Mawds69
      @Mawds69 4 роки тому +28

      Mirror Julie is the first Julie to travel back in time. But Julie did it drunk and got stuck in the mirror due to timey whimey stuff and idiotic decisions. Attempting time travel whilst drunk is not recommended. She is the only one that exists in that mirror universe so remains drunk because of the loneliness. The other videos we have seen about future Julie talking about the pandemic are future attempts that have been successful.

    • @batuhan_a_kocak
      @batuhan_a_kocak 4 роки тому +16

      @@Mawds69 but if the first time travel attempt were to be unsuccessful, there wouldn't be any Julie in the future to go back in time. From a timey-wimey standpoint, Mirror Julie has to be the last Julie to time travel.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 4 роки тому +6

      Batuhan Ayberk KOÇAK She could be unsuccessful at that time we see her in the mirror but then escape at a later time (in mirror time, which differs from our time). Having successfully escaped she could re-enter and again be trapped with her past trapped self - who she helps escape and creating a wine-soaked paradox. It's Tenet multiplied by Inception to the power of Primer.

    • @slackstation
      @slackstation 4 роки тому +13

      This is officially a thread about the Mirror Julie Cinematic Universe or MJCU for short.

    • @green2red
      @green2red 4 роки тому +4

      What, WHAT? WHY in 2020 are we even still debating this....of COURSE it's canon! Everyone knows that. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😄

  • @kierangrossman1814
    @kierangrossman1814 4 роки тому +228

    I do not blame Mirror Julie for being drunk today, especially with election stress lol

    • @wrenx8413
      @wrenx8413 4 роки тому +8

      oml ikr! well in America anyway. tons of other countries just be chillin watching us tear ourselves apart. XD

    • @timmerk7363
      @timmerk7363 4 роки тому +4

      @@wrenx8413 I thought Julie was Canadian?

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому

      @@timmerk7363 She is. Hence the reference to Halifax in this very video.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 4 роки тому +3

      @@wrenx8413 you have the nukes. There is no chill!

    • @wrenx8413
      @wrenx8413 4 роки тому

      @ True, very true. It's good to not be so U.S. centric, thanks.

  • @doug8718
    @doug8718 7 місяців тому

    Ok, you done left preachin and gone to meddlin'!! These sketches are both hilarious and seriously deep. You are great!

  • @rohanimations
    @rohanimations 4 роки тому +335

    If mirror Julie wasn’t stuck in a mirror, she would be the most respected philosopher of our and all time

    • @cinqueqwerty
      @cinqueqwerty 4 роки тому +4

      Seriously? I mean, I love mirror Julie, but she was just stated the obvious. Julie was in a deep denial, everybody with life experience could see that

    • @rohanimations
      @rohanimations 4 роки тому

      @@cinqueqwerty 😂 i was actually just making a reference to a Jaden Smith tweet bahahahah

    • @cinqueqwerty
      @cinqueqwerty 4 роки тому

      @@rohanimations 🤣🤣🤣 sorry, I’m staying away from Twitter

    • @rohanimations
      @rohanimations 4 роки тому

      @@cinqueqwerty hahaha no you’re totally good! Just wanted to explain 😁😂 have a nice day:))

    • @ROHITSINGH-kw1oo
      @ROHITSINGH-kw1oo 3 роки тому +4

      No you're both right, I'm the one at fault.

  • @therealcyberius
    @therealcyberius 4 роки тому +114

    "It was platonic intercourse" HAHAHAHA!

    • @fprintf
      @fprintf 4 роки тому +10

      Friends with benefits is definitely a thing (that happens to people other than me).

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +9

      @@fprintf It's a very tricky thing... I tried it once and almost lost a very good friend over it, so I haven't done it since. Some people can handle it without drama, but it's definitely complicated.

    • @ligeialovelace
      @ligeialovelace 4 роки тому +7

      @@fprintf Yes but the literal definition of platonic means they don't have sex. "intimate and affectionate but not sexual"

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 роки тому

      @@ligeialovelace maybe she meant it was the Platonic ideal of intercourse, perfect in every way :)

  • @JosephLachh
    @JosephLachh 3 роки тому +18

    Mirror: "Why don't you date Leo."
    Also Mirror: "This is gonna end poorly, so you're gonna need me anyway"

  • @joshuahobson5900
    @joshuahobson5900 4 роки тому +91

    She really makes me think they’re 2 people in the video!!!!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 роки тому +51

      biggest compliment

    • @Marialeecha
      @Marialeecha 4 роки тому +6

      I agree 100% ! super high quality, perfect comedic timing 🙌🏿

    • @Wiley_Coyote
      @Wiley_Coyote 4 роки тому +4

      Aren't they?

    • @lkf8799
      @lkf8799 4 роки тому

      Skillz! 🏆

  • @brendamertes9472
    @brendamertes9472 4 роки тому +127

    "Oh I forgot, you like something a little more toxic" - relatable lol

  • @tomriley5790
    @tomriley5790 2 роки тому +3

    Julie is so good, can't believe she does these to separate cameras and isn't actually reacting to herself - she does it so well! The script is fantastic - "Ironing board covered in flesh" Ouch savage!

  • @MattChilds907
    @MattChilds907 4 роки тому +50

    "an ironing board covered in flesh" Mirror Julie is SAVAGE :-). Honestly - your stuff is all great - but this one stands out. Keep up the great content - personally it is making pandemic and election stress much more manageable.

  • @wecsam
    @wecsam 3 роки тому +376

    Maybe he's from Canada and was just being polite.

  • @NoBudjetFilms
    @NoBudjetFilms 3 роки тому +2

    Whenever a UA-camr can tie their sponsor into the character(s) of their video, GENIUS! Actually makes me watch the ad instead of skipping it.

  • @dan271291
    @dan271291 3 роки тому +88

    Watching youtubers talking to themselves in sketches is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @andrewwoods9659
    @andrewwoods9659 3 роки тому +198

    I thought she said the sponsor was HellaFresh, which is honestly a better brand name.

  • @AnonW
    @AnonW 3 роки тому +17

    Julie's Mirror Image: "You're already so mascular looking that you're off putting". Literally has twigs for arms.

  • @crows2808
    @crows2808 4 роки тому +80

    "It was platonic intercourse" is the sentence of the year.

  • @aida2668
    @aida2668 4 роки тому +72

    I thought mirror Julie was gonna be the one with the boyfriend😂😂

  • @JohnVanderbeck
    @JohnVanderbeck 3 роки тому +4

    "It was platonic intercourse!" You kill me. I nearly died laughing.

  • @fredlaroche6969
    @fredlaroche6969 4 роки тому +18

    Mirror Julie doing the sponsor bit was genuinely one of the best part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @CraigMCox
      @CraigMCox 4 роки тому

      “It was guud.”

  • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
    @user-ud9xc1hr3g 4 роки тому +77

    "You're already so masculine looking, it's kinda off-putting."
    I felt this on a spiritual level.

  • @dmark2639
    @dmark2639 2 роки тому +1

    I LOVE the drunk advertising!!

  • @nunyabidness3075
    @nunyabidness3075 4 роки тому +36

    And I thought my mirror was mean. This made me feel better.
    Thank You.

    • @bookraccoon
      @bookraccoon 4 роки тому

      Mirror Liv's a b-word, she keeps drawing spots on my face. Oh wait...

  • @danielmcgown8740
    @danielmcgown8740 3 роки тому +428

    It is true that no man platonically goes to see Legally Blonde: The Musical.

    • @douglasrau5094
      @douglasrau5094 3 роки тому +30

      Well.....maybe no man who wants to sleep with women.

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 3 роки тому +6

      Could be a simp

    • @slantedframes2334
      @slantedframes2334 3 роки тому +11

      I'm sure there are some men out there who like Legally Blonde: The Musical

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 3 роки тому +18

      @@slantedframes2334 Yeah, and they like other men.

    • @slantedframes2334
      @slantedframes2334 3 роки тому

      @@matrixphijr Yep, whatever you say

  • @natalieawdry993
    @natalieawdry993 2 роки тому +1

    The only Hello Fresh advert I haven't skipped on UA-cam!

  • @tfmlang
    @tfmlang 4 роки тому +148

    Mirror Julie's ads are a strong competitor against Internet Historian. Gonna take some training to take down the champ but the potential is definitely there.

    • @Donnah1979
      @Donnah1979 4 роки тому +5

      Oh yeah, Mirror julie could like, do "Drunk history"...

    • @_Hajar_
      @_Hajar_ 4 роки тому +1

      Internet Historian wishes

    • @vincenttavani6380
      @vincenttavani6380 4 роки тому

      Jay Foreman is the undisputed master of ad skits

  • @blinglog
    @blinglog 4 роки тому +29

    Mirror julie is just future julie from january 2021 coming back to help julie through 2020.

  • @zacmclaughlin3384
    @zacmclaughlin3384 3 роки тому +3

    This girl is such a genius. Mirror Julie is absolute gold!

  • @MrBeachMadness
    @MrBeachMadness 4 роки тому +86

    I kinda want to see Mirror Julie and Mirror Leo talk to the “happy” couple.

    • @mt22201
      @mt22201 4 роки тому +3

      Julie should be careful. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mirror Julie tried to steal Leo from Julie.

    • @paulenan9636
      @paulenan9636 4 роки тому +8

      Mirror Julie: "This is going to end soooooo poorly"
      Mirror Leo: "Bro, she is talking to a mirror. Never stick your dick in crazy"
      Leo: "I am talking to you right now"
      Mirror Leo: "Thaaaats different"

  • @queenphayze4766
    @queenphayze4766 4 роки тому +68

    The space makes it all come together Boy_Friend

  • @mathyou9
    @mathyou9 3 роки тому +3

    OMG! Either you're exceptionally well at acting drunk, or you were actually drunk. LOL!

  • @simplyunicorn6507
    @simplyunicorn6507 3 роки тому +41

    “You like something a little more toxic...” 😂😂 so true

  • @MikasaAckerman-zc5nj
    @MikasaAckerman-zc5nj 4 роки тому +89

    “You look like an ironing board covered in flesh.”
    🤣

    • @phambelton1
      @phambelton1 4 роки тому +1

      Agree. Great (merciless) take down.

    • @jacksp1787
      @jacksp1787 4 роки тому +2

      But I'll arm-wrestle Mirror Julie about that "masculine looking" sidebar: Yoga Julie is fit and trim... and I'm sober! [Sticks tongue out at mirror.]

  • @charliesmith5189
    @charliesmith5189 2 роки тому

    Even the infomercial is hilarious! Love your videos!

  • @djorgs
    @djorgs 4 роки тому +115

    Seems like those AA meetings still aren't doing the trick.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 роки тому +34

      🤷‍♀️

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +22

      That's because in a mirror universe, AA is Anonymous Alcoholics, which is just a chat room for alcoholics to talk about drinks together.

  • @TheOddSusie
    @TheOddSusie 4 роки тому +34

    I love the drunk character, Julie plays it so convincingly well haha

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 7 місяців тому

    You just earned another subscriber. This sketch was pure 🔥 👏
    Love how you let drunk Julie do the HF promo at the end. 🍻

  • @arlothe_ariel
    @arlothe_ariel 4 роки тому +82

    "It's probably better if I don't because... I don't care"

  • @apphilosophy79
    @apphilosophy79 4 роки тому +38

    The next recommendation is "I'm done with men"! Argh!
    LOVE drunken Julie!

    • @apphilosophy79
      @apphilosophy79 4 роки тому +1

      So glad you saw my comment, Julie! Love your work, it is so funny, but at the same time absolutely helpful during the pandemic. Just continue being great and witty, please!

  • @perryh.5306
    @perryh.5306 Рік тому

    Both looked incredibly cute in this skit! 😍

  • @mattofthenorth
    @mattofthenorth 4 роки тому +40

    Mirror Julie could have a side hustle as:
    a therapist, personal trainer, judge, sommelier, or dermatology consultant. 😲

  • @user-earthandfire
    @user-earthandfire 4 роки тому +6

    "This is gonna end poorly... so you"re gonna need me any way"
    LMFAO
    classic sketch, thanks for the upload Julie.

  • @huston126
    @huston126 2 роки тому

    "Ironing board with flesh"..... good stuff, very creative & entertaining

  • @MrEasyNah
    @MrEasyNah 4 роки тому +41

    "Platonic Intercourse"? This is why Mirror Julie predicts this will end poorly.

  • @damndanim
    @damndanim 4 роки тому +10

    I love that there's captions, because I can't understand a thing from Mirror Julie says without them

  • @brekerickson9664
    @brekerickson9664 3 роки тому +1

    This. Had. Me. Dying.
    Her drunk voice is PERFECT!
    He wants to baaaaaannnng youuuuuuuuu

  • @benm1009
    @benm1009 4 роки тому +43

    I laughed really hard at the burps.

    • @jimmiller5600
      @jimmiller5600 4 роки тому +1

      Epic timing. Resonance and hang-time too.

    • @Maid_of_Spiders
      @Maid_of_Spiders 4 роки тому +4

      It's even funnier if you're watching with subtitles. They litterally say "burps repetedly" at that part.

  • @stevesnvegas9040
    @stevesnvegas9040 4 роки тому +8

    "This is going to end poorly" Literally laughed out loud!

  • @JoeCastellon
    @JoeCastellon 3 роки тому +4

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at a sponsored sketch 🤣 Hello Fresh should pay you 100 times their usual budget 😂

  • @leocgonzalez
    @leocgonzalez 4 роки тому +9

    I'm honored to have been featured in this sketch. Great job, Julie!