Puscifer - "Conditions of My Parole" (Official Video - Director's Cut)

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  • @TheROYALwithCHEESES
    @TheROYALwithCHEESES 11 років тому +413

    Stumbled upon Puscifer live at a metal/punk festival doing a secret gig in a circus tent......Maynard throwing packets of peanuts to the crowd while he sang this diddy.......been a fan ever since.
    THANK YOU PUSCIFER

    • @johnyoung5395
      @johnyoung5395 4 роки тому +5

      awesome.

    • @RJTDI
      @RJTDI 4 роки тому +3

      Ah he understands the need of salt for a good time... Another reason to love him.

    • @Saltyteamster
      @Saltyteamster 4 роки тому +2

      Heard a new album in near future hope I can catch a show fuck 2020 kiss my ass c-19

    • @stevec3982
      @stevec3982 4 роки тому +15

      At a similar circus tent gig at a festival. When he was throwing peanuts, over heard some guy say something like "that guy is a looser, throwing out peanuts thinking it will make him famous". As a huge fan sounded like a compliment to me.

    • @RepStepAble
      @RepStepAble 3 роки тому +3

      Bonnaroooooo

  • @jeffbach6669
    @jeffbach6669 7 років тому +1044

    How much crazy shit can one man have in his head. Maynard is unbelievable. I love everything he does.

    • @fgtypezero0684
      @fgtypezero0684 5 років тому +17

      Jeff Bach
      He’s a once in a lifetime artist.

    • @kattrahan3721
      @kattrahan3721 5 років тому +2

      He's hysterical I love it Roberta yurkovich sostaric

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 5 років тому +3

      What are those things from the 80s where you put the corner of your shirt through one angle and pull it through from underneath? & Then you wear it over lacey bottom leggings. Yeah, those things. That's what this video is missing. A thingie for his shirt

    • @jasebeck2519
      @jasebeck2519 4 роки тому +8

      "Fucking Peter Merkin"😂

    • @Paprikahu
      @Paprikahu 4 роки тому +6

      But don't forget the others who worked with him.

  • @jankojankovic384
    @jankojankovic384 5 років тому +142

    Every now and then, I come back and re-watch this video - and it never fails to put a smile on my face.

  • @AGignac1977
    @AGignac1977 7 років тому +1124

    How does Maynard not have his own Netflix show yet?

    • @gibletzdakat1211
      @gibletzdakat1211 6 років тому +8

      adam gignac it would be a Hulu show

    • @mariacupo4937
      @mariacupo4937 5 років тому +60

      He doesn't want one.

    • @Thanatosx33
      @Thanatosx33 5 років тому +36

      Cuz wine fields

    • @pawsformercy1050
      @pawsformercy1050 5 років тому +8

      Or at least an HBO special

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 5 років тому +8

      I don't remember much of my name is Earl. But I imagine this is kinda how he acted like.

  • @dannylindaman2787
    @dannylindaman2787 5 років тому +223

    One of my three favorite bands. Of course my three favorites are tool, A Perfect Circle and pucifer.
    And they all have Maynard

    • @zimzaladim6488
      @zimzaladim6488 5 років тому +2

      The tool guitarist is not in either one of the other bands

    • @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss
      @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 5 років тому +10

      Zim Zaladim where did he say that?

    • @tma4137
      @tma4137 5 років тому +11

      Zim Zaladim and neither are any of the other tool members. Not real sure why were stating this tho.

    • @zimzaladim6488
      @zimzaladim6488 5 років тому +4

      It says what I want it to say and Maynard is the best guitarist since Eric fucking claypool !!! Woo wooo wooooooooooo

    • @Texas_Hawk
      @Texas_Hawk 5 років тому +4

      I was thinking their voice sounds too familiar but didn't think that dude was on 3 bands lol

  • @mattb.6499
    @mattb.6499 9 років тому +518

    A man's home trailer is his White Castle
    words to live by

    • @Jacksmusicshack
      @Jacksmusicshack 8 років тому +1

      them feels..xD

    • @bloodbeast_yt5624
      @bloodbeast_yt5624 6 років тому

      Matt B. rs6

    • @packaapunch
      @packaapunch 5 років тому +3

      One bro’s sister is another bros sister
      Remember that

    • @pawsformercy1050
      @pawsformercy1050 5 років тому +5

      Yeah but it ain't home till you take the WHEELS OFF

    • @wcsxwcsx
      @wcsxwcsx 4 роки тому +1

      Indeed, I enjoyed some White Castles in my home trailer just today. Creepy.

  • @ventiankraus777
    @ventiankraus777 8 років тому +409

    Maynard satirizing the entire modern pop rock industry. A modern day Zappa. Thank you based Maynard.

    • @nathandavidheinrich
      @nathandavidheinrich 4 роки тому +6

      Based Maynard is God, all hail the dope sniffing, horse thieving savior! A crisis on the loose!

    • @Zionswasd
      @Zionswasd 4 роки тому +4

      @@nathandavidheinrich Based? Based on what?

    • @InTheMindOfDavid
      @InTheMindOfDavid 3 роки тому +1

      And like 3x as productive

    • @paolovallejo5500
      @paolovallejo5500 2 роки тому +6

      @@Zionswasd those were the days, when people didn't post "based" every god damn two seconds on the god damn internet

    • @davidmoodhe6824
      @davidmoodhe6824 2 роки тому

      I dont understand what "based" means either.

  • @KrysOfAllTrades
    @KrysOfAllTrades 10 років тому +89

    "A man's home-trailer is his White Castle."
    Wiser words have never been spoken.

  • @nercksrule
    @nercksrule 4 роки тому +156

    Believe it or not, you're witnessing the actual studio recording of this song. A heavily-bearded man on a banjo, a single snare drum, a plasti-dipped ukelele and a $67 karaoke machine with 2 mics that may not even be plugged in are all it took to record and master this song. Such is the power of Maynard.

    • @morrisgautreau6704
      @morrisgautreau6704 4 роки тому +6

      I really want to believe!!! That's so cool, if it were true. It better be true.

    • @Chuck_The_Human
      @Chuck_The_Human Рік тому +3

      Cool story lol.. don't buy it

    • @b.m.s.821
      @b.m.s.821 Рік тому +3

      I hear, but I don't see any hi-hats

    • @baboneya
      @baboneya 8 місяців тому +2

      Dope sniffers

    • @JakeRomanak-vn4sw
      @JakeRomanak-vn4sw 6 місяців тому

      Don’t see bass

  • @SierraJuliet87
    @SierraJuliet87 8 років тому +559

    Maynard needs his own skit show.

    • @praisehermie9124
      @praisehermie9124 8 років тому +112

      it's called Puscifer

    • @davidmaxey3440
      @davidmaxey3440 8 років тому +10

      I could see it, but i dont know if that's his style, this is good enough. be patient and more good stuff will always come *that's what she said*

    • @jocelynbarton7355
      @jocelynbarton7355 7 років тому +1

      Scott Johnson he already had one on hbo

    • @davidstarr853
      @davidstarr853 6 років тому +5

      He was in a skit on the old tv show, Mr Show with Bob and David.

    • @kennymcgowan3337
      @kennymcgowan3337 6 років тому +3

      @@davidstarr853 yeah in a band called puscifer

  • @DrunkenLeprechaunPro
    @DrunkenLeprechaunPro 13 років тому +22

    Maynard is truely a genius. Musical genius. Poet. Incredible fucken actor. Has great comedic timing.
    Seriously... this man... is the epitome or creative genius!

  • @akcmutt4459
    @akcmutt4459 4 роки тому +14

    My first experience with maynard - I was 13 -30 years ago TOOL played at a bar in Cincinnati called Caddy's. Unbelievable. It changed my life. Maynard and the members of Tool have so much talent. I'm forever grateful for the art maynard and contributors have made. I love everything he's done. A true artist.

    • @P51
      @P51 7 місяців тому

      I saw that show.

  • @lynneteglass3146
    @lynneteglass3146 2 роки тому +7

    He's awesome sauce hysterical how can people not admire this man's genus, style life and amazing beautiful young wife! Wow amazing I've been stuck can't wait till approximately Sept7 I'm going home 2

  • @devboywonder7382
    @devboywonder7382 8 років тому +415

    "we're gunna party like it's nineteen... ninety... uh, nine"

  • @KalkiAvatar7
    @KalkiAvatar7 8 років тому +144

    This has to be one of the best music videos ever made.

  • @johncurcio3621
    @johncurcio3621 8 років тому +84

    Best video I've ever seen in my 90 years on this planet.

    • @mariacupo4937
      @mariacupo4937 5 років тому +8

      Are you still alive?

    • @3dssolidsnake
      @3dssolidsnake 5 років тому +11

      @@mariacupo4937 Guess not.

    • @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479
      @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479 5 років тому +2

      I guess he can't "hep" it? 😀

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA 5 років тому +1

      @@intotheabyssoftheunknown4479: Here's something freaky: my father used to use that same damn word, hep instead of help. The sad thing was, he never recognized how backward it sounded for all those years he lived.

    • @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479
      @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479 5 років тому +4

      I know what you're saying. But I know the difference myself. I only used it because I was making a statement that related to the song itself, in a humorous way? I don't care if others base my intelligence & ignorances, using it in a thoughtful purpose, which I meant it to be, accepted by my critics?
      It was meant to cause blinded eyes to give their "take". There is so many slanged, slanted & tainted words incorporated into our social matrix. The south in this country, has their words & meanings just as anyplace else. I'm from Maryland, but that doesn't necessarily identify nor define my cultural origins. When I enlisted into the armed forces, it caused travel & constant relocation. When I was stationed in Texas, they called me a "yankee" based on my nontypical accent. After you're in these social differences, you begin to talk exactly like them. You pick up their mannerisms or at least identify & can relate to them. I've been in several different cultural regions. Europe was very refreshing and every AOR(area of responsibility) I was sworn to protect. If anyone cares to question my uses of such slang, I really don't care. If they want to know why, they should ask before assuming I'm an ignorant, indigenous degenrate. I'm a social misfit if anything. I also enjoy humor & comedy! I thought Primus put that into a prospective statement of their own! It's a hysterical way to see it, I guess? That's the sole reason I made that statement, for its comedic properties. It's likely I have a twisted sense of humor, according to the critics I've experienced my entire life. I know Ive been told it's a bit "twisted" but to each is their own. It's nothing bad or evil, although I do question it myself sometimes. I have a boundary & won't cross or confuse it for corruption. Happiness is an emotion and I like to laugh about such humorous things in life.

  • @NatAlie-em8km
    @NatAlie-em8km 8 років тому +848

    "it's the good kind, it gets cold"

    • @matiasneptuniano2127
      @matiasneptuniano2127 7 років тому +9

      Nat Alie tim alexander was hillarious in this video

    • @deborahgreenwood4032
      @deborahgreenwood4032 6 років тому +2

      Nat Alie
      Bruno mars

    • @hypatiahawks1740
      @hypatiahawks1740 6 років тому +18

      If you're from Texas you know exactly what that means so damn much

    • @jimherrera2207
      @jimherrera2207 4 роки тому +1

      Every time I buy a new used car i say that same quote 🤘

    • @eljoo7341
      @eljoo7341 4 роки тому

      @@matiasneptuniano2127 s§\$zzcsffzzz-"!%÷=$3÷××!$©"××××-$#!§!!!÷5$¬zSssezzy

  • @50l50l50Productions
    @50l50l50Productions 10 років тому +128

    did he just say.. spreadie mercury? xD lol greatness.

    • @micahking4040
      @micahking4040 5 років тому +18

      Adolph spritzer

    • @kaylilewis7807
      @kaylilewis7807 4 роки тому +5

      My fav is Murkin... Aka a penis wig

    • @Parrish_Muhoberac
      @Parrish_Muhoberac 4 роки тому +2

      YES!! I listened back to it... he DID say "SPREADIE MERCURY"

    • @HandlesAreDumb_111
      @HandlesAreDumb_111 6 місяців тому +3

      I love how he still manages to drunkenly slightly sing Y-M-C-A.

    • @parkerrhodes81
      @parkerrhodes81 5 місяців тому +1

      Fucking hilarious lol ymca wasnt done by queen lolol

  • @docholiday3800
    @docholiday3800 6 місяців тому +65

    Anyone else reliving it 2024🎉

  • @ChrissyGreen
    @ChrissyGreen 2 роки тому +2

    Leaving this comment coz he loves this song so I'm hoping he sees it...
    P-willy skin I hate that I have to walk this life without you but everyday I will strive to "Walk Properly". Know that I'm so unbelievably devastated that we dont get to do all the things we planned nor get to reach anymore milestones...so as I walk myself through the years know that I will think of you every step of the way, deep down wishing I was still your lady. I hope that life treats you kind and that you treat yourself with kindness and less judgement. It's so sad that you left. She misses him ever so much. 🥺 Xoxox

  • @taylorfisher6917
    @taylorfisher6917 11 років тому +9

    Puscifer has been creating some really good music. I am very pleased. Thank you Maynard for producing joy.

  • @adamkoyn792
    @adamkoyn792 5 років тому +28

    "I swear to God this is better than that time you gave me that iPhun with all those names loaded on it already"
    Hahah I'm cracking up, I love Maynard. The "Who Farted" shirt and air-drumming is perfect

  • @brianbarnett2446
    @brianbarnett2446 8 років тому +146

    DOPE SNIFFERS!!!!

  • @mr.austinlucksted783
    @mr.austinlucksted783 3 роки тому +11

    I can remember seeing Puscifer live five years ago and Maynard and Carina chasing each other around the wrestling ring during the performance of this song. They were having a blast and it was pretty sweet.

  • @mattlang1979
    @mattlang1979 7 років тому +7

    Seen these guys live a couple years ago, it was a wild luchador wrestling match, with a sideshow of a robotic cockfight. It was definitely the strangest concert I've ever been to... but I loved it. Maynard, you are a genius.

  • @Twobeatsonesound83
    @Twobeatsonesound83 Рік тому +7

    Hahahahahaha!!!! This just hits the spot every single time!!! Thank you Maynard for your sense of humor that I can actually kinda relate too! Lol🔥

  • @Firefuel21
    @Firefuel21 8 місяців тому +5

    I Went and saw these guys when they were Live with Primus and A Perfect Circle, that was my first consert, and it was LIT.

  • @ANNUNAKTRACKS
    @ANNUNAKTRACKS 7 років тому +35

    Maynard is the G.O.A.T. This dude has no limits to his ability

    • @aprilwarren1579
      @aprilwarren1579 3 роки тому +1

      Somebody..
      Telephoned.
      After.
      Reckoning.
      Started.

  • @mehmetefe5037
    @mehmetefe5037 8 місяців тому +4

    I'm just repeatedly listening to Maynard's entrance to song and that gives enough chill

  • @jeffreysummers1480
    @jeffreysummers1480 9 років тому +150

    " yeah its air-conditioning, its the good kind it gets cold."

  • @nayr497
    @nayr497 12 років тому +4

    Wow, just came across this. As if I didn't think MJK was already awesome enough, this has taken him to new heights. Amazing.

  • @BattleOfNY
    @BattleOfNY 9 років тому +47

    I can't help but add "Paul Shafferrrrr!" to the final verse, ever since I heard them play this on Letterman.

    • @doofus67
      @doofus67 9 років тому +5

      +Thomas Hronec Me to.... Paul Shaffferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Beeeowww beewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dut ut dut dut dut.

    • @Asmodeous213
      @Asmodeous213 8 років тому +1

      +Thomas Hronec Me too. Do it every time I play that song!

    • @dewrey2076
      @dewrey2076 8 років тому +1

      me too

    • @dewrey2076
      @dewrey2076 8 років тому +1

      me too

    • @dewrey2076
      @dewrey2076 8 років тому +1

      me too

  • @Lilblue1982
    @Lilblue1982 4 роки тому +112

    'That's a can of worms you can't put the f***ing monkeys back in!!!' Hahaha! I use that line all the time on people, love the confused looks. Also- 'Unless you're a bass player you can move your ass ON!!' another fun quote. ❤️ HIILLLDEEEEY !!!!!!

  • @MrMichael1392
    @MrMichael1392 12 років тому +5

    I wish they'd release more videos like this and what they played during intermission at the shows, they're hilarious!

  • @davidmaxey3440
    @davidmaxey3440 8 років тому +6

    I listen to this almost every other day at work, just to get a good laugh, some good music and the worldly vibe back in order. i want more videos like this from Mr MJK!!! haha , Favorite part is the * iphone with all the names on it * hahaha

  • @ericyork8195
    @ericyork8195 6 років тому +3

    Pure genius. Every line, every image is well-placed social commentary/satire.

  • @mrenygma181
    @mrenygma181 4 роки тому +35

    "Woop-woop, muh-fucker!"
    I screamed on the ground in laughter first time I saw that part, and it still makes me smile today.
    Thank you, Maynard. Thank you.
    P.s. one of the best live shows I've ever seen, next to a.p.c. and tool.

  • @philamey4193
    @philamey4193 7 років тому +9

    It the good kind, it gets cold. That never gets old.

  • @jamesrudland9734
    @jamesrudland9734 6 років тому +17

    Maynard's humour is hilarious and he has the potential to do spoken word with the same intellectual wit as Jello Biafra and Henry Rollins.

  • @nickp4084
    @nickp4084 5 років тому +95

    I want this song to be the intro song for Borderlands 3! Would be perfect.

    • @michaelfrazier3148
      @michaelfrazier3148 4 роки тому +7

      Nick P I know this is a year old comment, But that would’ve been perfect.

    • @thenamelessqnes481
      @thenamelessqnes481 3 роки тому +2

      Oh wow that sounds perfect!

    • @MissRadi0active
      @MissRadi0active 3 роки тому +2

      Hell, I would love if someone could remake the intro to BL3 with this song and upload it just to see what it would be like. I think it would be an awesome fan made video. 😂🖤

    • @dvt1393
      @dvt1393 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MissRadi0activeIt really would fit perfectly.

  • @ryanknakal4644
    @ryanknakal4644 8 років тому +9

    just saw them in concert. amazing

    • @Mommy2Cierra
      @Mommy2Cierra 8 років тому +2

      +Ryan Knakal Me too in Raleigh, NC and it was really entertaining. I had a great time.

  • @LeoSimonowitz
    @LeoSimonowitz 7 місяців тому +1

    This is so cool. Such an unexpected song. Bass goes hardcore. Love it

  • @spazerella84
    @spazerella84 2 роки тому +1

    This is the best thing I've ever seen.

  • @indicablue7450
    @indicablue7450 7 років тому +6

    Just discovered Puscifer literally & HAD to share with my best mate as you guys are fukin AWESOMENESS! !!!!!!! BEST band ive heard in YEARS!!!! think Ill be listening to your music a LOT from now on!!!! Your one of those bands where Ive not heard a song I dont like or bores me. really interesting, trippy, professional & I could go on & on!!!! Just BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @wanyes1
    @wanyes1 4 роки тому +8

    DOPE SNIFFERS! DOPE SNIFFERS!!

  • @stevecorpsegrinder.291
    @stevecorpsegrinder.291 7 років тому +8

    Bloody awesome love it ....

  • @mercychoke4475
    @mercychoke4475 Рік тому +1

    Next level absurdity whilst also being a fkn hilarious, awesome song. Pure bloody maddness. Only Jim is capable of this.
    And Spready Mercury.
    And Adolf Spritzer.
    All 3 in Jim's head at the concurrenly.
    I vote best video EVER.
    Major Douche has all of our numbers, too.
    MJK is a fkn magician.
    🤯💨🚩🤣😂💀🤘

  • @fgtypezero0684
    @fgtypezero0684 5 років тому +49

    “He may not have hit her!”
    Yes, I am late

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 3 роки тому +3

      "that's a can of worms you can't fuckin put the monkeys back in"

  • @getsomemtb7427
    @getsomemtb7427 9 років тому +13

    Adolph Spritzer is an awesome bass player. They should gig with him.

  • @djbrownsville
    @djbrownsville 8 років тому +21

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

  • @yobsme
    @yobsme 4 роки тому +4

    Literally a perfect song...perfect

  • @sandrabecht4489
    @sandrabecht4489 3 роки тому +1

    Vielen Dank. Großartig👍🇩🇪

  • @Lisa-xo8ex
    @Lisa-xo8ex 7 років тому +2

    i cant watch this without lmao. mjk is the MAN!

  • @andrewd.harris656
    @andrewd.harris656 7 років тому +7

    This kind of thing happened to me before. I spent three and a half years in solitary confinement. I love this album. I didn't get to hear it until I'd been free for a while. Fucking dope sniffers. Guess what I got when I got out? A 2016 Jayfeather with my SSI that I still got because I hadn't been found guilty. It's such a blessing to have a nice camper to chillax in.

  • @CelestialChorus9827
    @CelestialChorus9827 6 років тому +8

    "Hell yeah, it's a.c. It's the good kind...... gets cold. "
    Lol
    I use that line at work. Since I'm one of the few who has an air conditioned space where I work, as a supply specialist at an MRO station.

  • @HandsUp12100
    @HandsUp12100 10 років тому +125

    Horse thieving is a hanging offense-HANGING OFFENSE!

    • @deadsypadilla
      @deadsypadilla 5 років тому +1

      It is in az..turns out half of California is already here.

    • @cecilhoff6169
      @cecilhoff6169 3 роки тому +3

      A man's home-trailer is his white castle

  • @alyssarogers8044
    @alyssarogers8044 8 місяців тому +2

    This song got me through jail when they gave us tablets and I couldn't listen to tool but I could stream puscifer and it was so perfect

  • @lawrence1861
    @lawrence1861 3 роки тому +14

    Unless you're a wicked awesome bass player... this song/video never gets old

  • @stark1987
    @stark1987 7 років тому +3

    how is this song so good, or band even, that im still visiting it years later?

  • @Dcarrieta9
    @Dcarrieta9 11 років тому +4

    Maynard has such a cool writing style. His phrasing is amazing.

  • @gooberman11
    @gooberman11 10 місяців тому +6

    still better than 2024 rap music.

  • @hsah227
    @hsah227 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂 still has the best cadence years later, best video ever

  • @svtman93
    @svtman93 3 місяці тому

    Never was a Tool fan really, but absolutely LOVE Puscifer and just how different and out there Maynard is as an artist. A Perfect Circle is great also. Troy and James are two of my favorite guitarists!

  • @pragnakhan1
    @pragnakhan1 Рік тому +6

    "it's the good kind, it gets cold" 😂

  • @SkorLord
    @SkorLord 7 років тому +18

    Greatest 'Airstream' advertisement ever! I absolutely will own one! I know a really awesome fuckin bass player too...

  • @Parrish_Muhoberac
    @Parrish_Muhoberac 4 роки тому +3

    THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS....... I love it!!!!!!

  • @2WheelsTrav
    @2WheelsTrav 4 роки тому +2

    That heehaw reference with the BR-549 license plate lol love it!

  • @scarletbelmont9022
    @scarletbelmont9022 3 роки тому +2

    We are blessed to have mjk lol

  • @TheSpiritedGamer
    @TheSpiritedGamer 8 років тому +128

    Too many good one-liners in this video to quote just one.

    • @CamJRitchie
      @CamJRitchie 7 років тому +1

      TheSpiritedGamer "uuup 87unjust Uhuh uuup usually uuup u

    • @accuracybyvolume7633
      @accuracybyvolume7633 6 років тому +7

      You communist heathen! Fuckin' democrat!

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 3 роки тому

      just need to quote one thing "PUSCIFER "Conditions of My Parole" Directors Cut"

    • @JermaLover
      @JermaLover 3 роки тому

      You got a picture of Ronald Reagan in there?

  • @AnaraneSeragone
    @AnaraneSeragone 13 років тому +7

    This so hilarious, I laughed until I cried! I have met people like that, but the jokes were the best! I think that is the funniest video I have ever seen! Thank you so much for this video & for Major Douche and fuckin' Peter Merkin! Too funny! 😝

  • @sabatisljs
    @sabatisljs 9 років тому +110

    lol, "he may have hit me"

  • @christinevanderheiden3151
    @christinevanderheiden3151 4 роки тому +1

    Dope sniffers....DOPE SNIFFERS!

  • @Ms.GreenJeans
    @Ms.GreenJeans 4 роки тому +2

    I'm from West Virginia and this is perfectly funny AF! Lmfao!!!

  • @sarahk8milam739
    @sarahk8milam739 7 років тому +18

    D.A.R.E
    Nice.
    Everytime I talk about Pucifer my son calls me Adolph spritzer 😂

  • @daniellestith7479
    @daniellestith7479 2 роки тому +10

    I'm so beyond obsessed with this song story and video James Maynard ur a fucking genius in everything u do oxo

    • @ArmstrongArmory
      @ArmstrongArmory Місяць тому

      Yeeeaaa except for that democrat shiyite.
      What a real shame, I remember when he was counterculture, and not backing the mainstream or the Godamn MAN! WOW😣

    • @ArmstrongArmory
      @ArmstrongArmory Місяць тому

      Democrats eat shiyite

    • @ArmstrongArmory
      @ArmstrongArmory Місяць тому

      This will literally not lemme reply anti Demo-Rats

    • @ArmstrongArmory
      @ArmstrongArmory Місяць тому

      I can't reply at allllll

  • @stratojim473
    @stratojim473 8 років тому +9

    I can't believe after all this time Major Douche still hasn't found his Airstream!

  • @Chettafini
    @Chettafini 6 місяців тому +1

    There's an airstream in my neighborhood (mobile home/trailer park) I like to imagine it's the one stolen by those dopers. Dope sniffers!

  • @Musicologist365
    @Musicologist365 4 роки тому

    I finally read the lyrics because I thought I was missing something... NOPE! This song makes no sense and it makes it that much better lol bravo, Maynard! Bravo!

    • @Lilblue1982
      @Lilblue1982 4 роки тому

      It tells a pretty vivid story if you look into it.. Worth the time.

  • @katybecker4393
    @katybecker4393 4 роки тому +4

    Referring to the Mozambique drill-2 center mass one to the dome

  • @ripdimebag42
    @ripdimebag42 9 років тому +60

    I can't help but notice how he's apparently both a Sergeant and a Major/Lt. Colonel.

    • @mr.roboto7330
      @mr.roboto7330 8 років тому +6

      Yeah I'm a military Vet, I notice that shit too all that time! Fuckin Peter Merkin!!

    • @davidsmith-uq7fr
      @davidsmith-uq7fr 8 років тому +5

      That's funny because he was really in the Army.

    • @smokexkillz
      @smokexkillz 8 років тому +2

      his hair is fake too, weird since he can grow hair.. it's to be ridiculous idiot

    • @SnubieZ
      @SnubieZ 7 років тому +4

      Yes, I can also help you notice he isn't wearing any pants. The entire video is satire.

    • @SnubieZ
      @SnubieZ 7 років тому +2

      Fox Wright - Look I get it, you want to be serious 24/7 but this is a satire video. If it offends you, carry on and don't watch.

  • @chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b
    @chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b 10 років тому +44

    The good kind of AC gets cold.

  • @Morbid_Kustoms
    @Morbid_Kustoms 2 роки тому +1

    This is THE song ..has been for minute

  • @kalshnikovkid
    @kalshnikovkid 7 років тому +1

    wow ... Just found this gem!

  • @OhioOwns
    @OhioOwns 8 років тому +16

    lmfao "I swear this is better than that iPhone you gave me with all those names loaded on it already....."

  • @leon00778
    @leon00778 2 роки тому +3

    "He - he may have hit me" social commentary 😂

  • @edgarroland2046
    @edgarroland2046 9 років тому +31

    had a hard time getting into puscifer, but DAMN i love this song

  • @siberianXmustang
    @siberianXmustang 6 років тому +2

    Still one of the most entertaining videos ever 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ganondorfchampin
    @ganondorfchampin 5 років тому +1

    Best music video ever.

  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 3 роки тому +10

    This is like the gateway song for Tool fans getting into Puscifer.

  • @yobsme
    @yobsme 4 роки тому +4

    A perfect song...

  • @swensonfamily3468
    @swensonfamily3468 6 років тому +38

    Having flashbacks of when I used to live in a trailer park and fell into the meth community, which is to say I got to know my neighbors. You wouldn't believe how realistic this is.

  • @robertmosley1686
    @robertmosley1686 7 років тому +2

    This is a video I cannot get enough of. FKING GREAT SONG

  • @Hrmn042
    @Hrmn042 4 роки тому +1

    Hah that smile from the officer at the end.. pretty funny

  • @AnaraneSeragone
    @AnaraneSeragone 13 років тому +4

    We have watched this video so much, we quote it regularly! So brilliant! Maynard is hilarious!

  • @christina-od3cj
    @christina-od3cj 4 роки тому +3

    Funny everytime I watch it 😂

  • @jankojankovic384
    @jankojankovic384 4 роки тому +4

    Does anyone know this Peter Merkin fella? I'm thinking of buying an iPhone.

  • @darkgoddessrises
    @darkgoddessrises 10 місяців тому

    Maynard wearing a shirt that says "WHO FARTED" is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @WhiteDwarfVR4
    @WhiteDwarfVR4 5 років тому +1

    That's some mighty fine pigeon playing 🤘

  • @pariahmouse7794
    @pariahmouse7794 4 роки тому +12

    This man is a goddamn genius.
    National damn treasure, right here...

  • @TheZacharyMartinShow
    @TheZacharyMartinShow 7 років тому +26

    It's funny cause he's a cop and a bass player.