Puscifer - "Conditions of My Parole" (Official Video - Director's Cut)
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- Опубліковано 27 жов 2011
- Puscifer’s video (director’s cut) for “Conditions of My Parole,” from the album, “Conditions of My Parole.” Co-Directed by Mike King, Flea Circus Films, and Puscifer. Featuring Tim Alexander as Peter Merkin, MJKeenan as Billy D Berger and Major Douche, Laura Milligan as Hildy Berger, Mat Mitchell, Matt LaVoire, and Derek Hood as The Karaoke Band, Josh Eustis as "the Cops", Pigeon as Snare Drum.
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Lyrics:
Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle
To pull my ass out of this
Devil kept pokin' the bull
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
'Cause I was over it
Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde
But what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang on to this
Lordy with my hand upon the Bible
Swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch
But the po po don't give a shit
Lordy won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow
Since the judge and the warden done paroled me
Rat poison devil kept pokin'
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
'Cause I was over it
God damn judge found me guilty of public 'toxication
Public urination and parole violation
But the CSI couldn't find the body
To corroborate my bullshit story
Sweet Jesus, don't let the judge release me
What if she's a zombie or a Dracula
And tried to fuckin' eat me
Devil walked away from a plane and jumped to Mozambique
Help me outta this [4x]
#Puscifer #ConditionsofMyParole
How much crazy shit can one man have in his head. Maynard is unbelievable. I love everything he does.
Jeff Bach
He’s a once in a lifetime artist.
He's hysterical I love it Roberta yurkovich sostaric
What are those things from the 80s where you put the corner of your shirt through one angle and pull it through from underneath? & Then you wear it over lacey bottom leggings. Yeah, those things. That's what this video is missing. A thingie for his shirt
"Fucking Peter Merkin"😂
But don't forget the others who worked with him.
Stumbled upon Puscifer live at a metal/punk festival doing a secret gig in a circus tent......Maynard throwing packets of peanuts to the crowd while he sang this diddy.......been a fan ever since.
THANK YOU PUSCIFER
awesome.
Ah he understands the need of salt for a good time... Another reason to love him.
Heard a new album in near future hope I can catch a show fuck 2020 kiss my ass c-19
At a similar circus tent gig at a festival. When he was throwing peanuts, over heard some guy say something like "that guy is a looser, throwing out peanuts thinking it will make him famous". As a huge fan sounded like a compliment to me.
Bonnaroooooo
Yes, this is the same man who wrote “Lateralus” and “3 Libras”
That fact makes the song just more ironic xD Masterpiece
Genius
we get it, yall worship tool
@@zolda7179 3 Libras isn't tool
@@Reverend_Harrison86 it is not.
"we're gunna party like it's nineteen... ninety... uh, nine"
Ive heard that many times as a meth addict. Tweekers not being able to not be funny.
I sure the fuck did that year. LSD anyone?
Every now and then, I come back and re-watch this video - and it never fails to put a smile on my face.
Yup me too
Same
Just reminding you to come back and watch it again
A man's home trailer is his White Castle
words to live by
them feels..xD
Matt B. rs6
One bro’s sister is another bros sister
Remember that
Yeah but it ain't home till you take the WHEELS OFF
Indeed, I enjoyed some White Castles in my home trailer just today. Creepy.
How does Maynard not have his own Netflix show yet?
adam gignac it would be a Hulu show
He doesn't want one.
Cuz wine fields
Or at least an HBO special
I don't remember much of my name is Earl. But I imagine this is kinda how he acted like.
"it's the good kind, it gets cold"
Nat Alie tim alexander was hillarious in this video
Nat Alie
Bruno mars
If you're from Texas you know exactly what that means so damn much
Every time I buy a new used car i say that same quote 🤘
@@matiasneptuniano2127 s§\$zzcsffzzz-"!%÷=$3÷××!$©"××××-$#!§!!!÷5$¬zSssezzy
Believe it or not, you're witnessing the actual studio recording of this song. A heavily-bearded man on a banjo, a single snare drum, a plasti-dipped ukelele and a $67 karaoke machine with 2 mics that may not even be plugged in are all it took to record and master this song. Such is the power of Maynard.
I really want to believe!!! That's so cool, if it were true. It better be true.
Cool story lol.. don't buy it
I hear, but I don't see any hi-hats
Dope sniffers
did he just say.. spreadie mercury? xD lol greatness.
Adolph spritzer
My fav is Murkin... Aka a penis wig
YES!! I listened back to it... he DID say "SPREADIE MERCURY"
Maynard satirizing the entire modern pop rock industry. A modern day Zappa. Thank you based Maynard.
Based Maynard is God, all hail the dope sniffing, horse thieving savior! A crisis on the loose!
@@nathandavidheinrich Based? Based on what?
And like 3x as productive
@@Zionswasd those were the days, when people didn't post "based" every god damn two seconds on the god damn internet
I dont understand what "based" means either.
Maynard needs his own skit show.
it's called Puscifer
I could see it, but i dont know if that's his style, this is good enough. be patient and more good stuff will always come *that's what she said*
Scott Johnson he already had one on hbo
He was in a skit on the old tv show, Mr Show with Bob and David.
@@davidstarr853 yeah in a band called puscifer
DOPE SNIFFERS! DOPE SNIFFERS!!
" yeah its air-conditioning, its the good kind it gets cold."
Made me LOL
I would hope so, it has one job.
I'm just repeatedly listening to Maynard's entrance to song and that gives enough chill
One of my three favorite bands. Of course my three favorites are tool, A Perfect Circle and pucifer.
And they all have Maynard
The tool guitarist is not in either one of the other bands
Zim Zaladim where did he say that?
Zim Zaladim and neither are any of the other tool members. Not real sure why were stating this tho.
It says what I want it to say and Maynard is the best guitarist since Eric fucking claypool !!! Woo wooo wooooooooooo
I was thinking their voice sounds too familiar but didn't think that dude was on 3 bands lol
"A man's home-trailer is his White Castle."
Wiser words have never been spoken.
Maynard is truely a genius. Musical genius. Poet. Incredible fucken actor. Has great comedic timing.
Seriously... this man... is the epitome or creative genius!
There's an airstream in my neighborhood (mobile home/trailer park) I like to imagine it's the one stolen by those dopers. Dope sniffers!
I Went and saw these guys when they were Live with Primus and A Perfect Circle, that was my first consert, and it was LIT.
He's awesome sauce hysterical how can people not admire this man's genus, style life and amazing beautiful young wife! Wow amazing I've been stuck can't wait till approximately Sept7 I'm going home 2
This has to be one of the best music videos ever made.
😂😂😂 still has the best cadence years later, best video ever
This song got me through jail when they gave us tablets and I couldn't listen to tool but I could stream puscifer and it was so perfect
DOPE SNIFFERS!!!!
Brian Barnett panty sniffers...got dope? I'm just kidding...
'That's a can of worms you can't put the f***ing monkeys back in!!!' Hahaha! I use that line all the time on people, love the confused looks. Also- 'Unless you're a bass player you can move your ass ON!!' another fun quote. ❤️ HIILLLDEEEEY !!!!!!
you sound like a lovely person, I hope some people reciprocate accordingly.
I use it all the time too 😂🤘
I like to enter a room with "WHOOP WHOOP MOTHERFUCKER"
He may have hit her...
👀👀👀
"He - he may have hit me" social commentary 😂
Leaving this comment coz he loves this song so I'm hoping he sees it...
P-willy skin I hate that I have to walk this life without you but everyday I will strive to "Walk Properly". Know that I'm so unbelievably devastated that we dont get to do all the things we planned nor get to reach anymore milestones...so as I walk myself through the years know that I will think of you every step of the way, deep down wishing I was still your lady. I hope that life treats you kind and that you treat yourself with kindness and less judgement. It's so sad that you left. She misses him ever so much. 🥺 Xoxox
"I swear to God this is better than that time you gave me that iPhun with all those names loaded on it already"
Hahah I'm cracking up, I love Maynard. The "Who Farted" shirt and air-drumming is perfect
Maynard is the G.O.A.T. This dude has no limits to his ability
Somebody..
Telephoned.
After.
Reckoning.
Started.
This is so cool. Such an unexpected song. Bass goes hardcore. Love it
Love the comedy, the story, the vernacular.
Best video I've ever seen in my 90 years on this planet.
Are you still alive?
@@mariacupo4937 Guess not.
I guess he can't "hep" it? 😀
@@intotheabyssoftheunknown4479: Here's something freaky: my father used to use that same damn word, hep instead of help. The sad thing was, he never recognized how backward it sounded for all those years he lived.
I know what you're saying. But I know the difference myself. I only used it because I was making a statement that related to the song itself, in a humorous way? I don't care if others base my intelligence & ignorances, using it in a thoughtful purpose, which I meant it to be, accepted by my critics?
It was meant to cause blinded eyes to give their "take". There is so many slanged, slanted & tainted words incorporated into our social matrix. The south in this country, has their words & meanings just as anyplace else. I'm from Maryland, but that doesn't necessarily identify nor define my cultural origins. When I enlisted into the armed forces, it caused travel & constant relocation. When I was stationed in Texas, they called me a "yankee" based on my nontypical accent. After you're in these social differences, you begin to talk exactly like them. You pick up their mannerisms or at least identify & can relate to them. I've been in several different cultural regions. Europe was very refreshing and every AOR(area of responsibility) I was sworn to protect. If anyone cares to question my uses of such slang, I really don't care. If they want to know why, they should ask before assuming I'm an ignorant, indigenous degenrate. I'm a social misfit if anything. I also enjoy humor & comedy! I thought Primus put that into a prospective statement of their own! It's a hysterical way to see it, I guess? That's the sole reason I made that statement, for its comedic properties. It's likely I have a twisted sense of humor, according to the critics I've experienced my entire life. I know Ive been told it's a bit "twisted" but to each is their own. It's nothing bad or evil, although I do question it myself sometimes. I have a boundary & won't cross or confuse it for corruption. Happiness is an emotion and I like to laugh about such humorous things in life.
"Woop-woop, muh-fucker!"
I screamed on the ground in laughter first time I saw that part, and it still makes me smile today.
Thank you, Maynard. Thank you.
P.s. one of the best live shows I've ever seen, next to a.p.c. and tool.
My first experience with maynard - I was 13 -30 years ago TOOL played at a bar in Cincinnati called Caddy's. Unbelievable. It changed my life. Maynard and the members of Tool have so much talent. I'm forever grateful for the art maynard and contributors have made. I love everything he's done. A true artist.
I saw that show.
The only true way to listen to this song
“He may not have hit her!”
Yes, I am late
"that's a can of worms you can't fuckin put the monkeys back in"
D.A.R.E
Nice.
Everytime I talk about Pucifer my son calls me Adolph spritzer 😂
lol, "he may have hit me"
+Lennie Sabatis "WHAT!? he may have not Hit you"
chine
We are blessed to have mjk lol
lmfao "I swear this is better than that iPhone you gave me with all those names loaded on it already....."
Horse thieving is a hanging offense-HANGING OFFENSE!
It is in az..turns out half of California is already here.
A man's home-trailer is his white castle
Dope sniffers!!!!
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
I want this song to be the intro song for Borderlands 3! Would be perfect.
Nick P I know this is a year old comment, But that would’ve been perfect.
Oh wow that sounds perfect!
Hell, I would love if someone could remake the intro to BL3 with this song and upload it just to see what it would be like. I think it would be an awesome fan made video. 😂🖤
Maynard's humour is hilarious and he has the potential to do spoken word with the same intellectual wit as Jello Biafra and Henry Rollins.
This is THE song ..has been for minute
"it's the good kind, it gets cold" 😂
I can remember seeing Puscifer live five years ago and Maynard and Carina chasing each other around the wrestling ring during the performance of this song. They were having a blast and it was pretty sweet.
Too many good one-liners in this video to quote just one.
TheSpiritedGamer "uuup 87unjust Uhuh uuup usually uuup u
You communist heathen! Fuckin' democrat!
just need to quote one thing "PUSCIFER "Conditions of My Parole" Directors Cut"
You got a picture of Ronald Reagan in there?
Spreaddy Mercury 😂 that shit always cracks me up
I need that shirt!
I love Maynard's sense of humor
i cant watch this without lmao. mjk is the MAN!
Dope sniffers....DOPE SNIFFERS!
This has Super Troopers written all over it
This is fun!
I Need a MJK ManShow RIGHTNOW
still better than 2024 rap music.
I'm so beyond obsessed with this song story and video James Maynard ur a fucking genius in everything u do oxo
wow
The dialogue at the end of this video is F*CKING BRILLIANT !!! LOL
Referring to the Mozambique drill-2 center mass one to the dome
Say what you want but that is a bad ass trailer.
Hah that smile from the officer at the end.. pretty funny
Puscifer is THAT BAND!
just saw them in concert. amazing
+Ryan Knakal Me too in Raleigh, NC and it was really entertaining. I had a great time.
The good kind of AC gets cold.
wow ... Just found this gem!
Great way to start off the day.
"Unless you're a bass player you need to move your ass on." LOL
Fuckin' Peter Merkin
That heehaw reference with the BR-549 license plate lol love it!
how is this song so good, or band even, that im still visiting it years later?
Funny everytime I watch it 😂
Hahahahahaha!!!! This just hits the spot every single time!!! Thank you Maynard for your sense of humor that I can actually kinda relate too! Lol🔥
Best music video ever.
DOPE SNIFFERS! DOPE SNIFFERS!
The first thing I said was, "why he aint got on no pants?"..... Then I looked down ... and said, "I aint got on no pants....".....My boyfriend looked at me, and said, "What?".
Best song of the night.
Lmfaooooooo
I can't help but notice how he's apparently both a Sergeant and a Major/Lt. Colonel.
Yeah I'm a military Vet, I notice that shit too all that time! Fuckin Peter Merkin!!
That's funny because he was really in the Army.
his hair is fake too, weird since he can grow hair.. it's to be ridiculous idiot
Yes, I can also help you notice he isn't wearing any pants. The entire video is satire.
Fox Wright - Look I get it, you want to be serious 24/7 but this is a satire video. If it offends you, carry on and don't watch.
I'm from West Virginia and this is perfectly funny AF! Lmfao!!!
Unless you're a wicked awesome bass player... this song/video never gets old
This man is a goddamn genius.
National damn treasure, right here...
This tune jams
Having flashbacks of when I used to live in a trailer park and fell into the meth community, which is to say I got to know my neighbors. You wouldn't believe how realistic this is.
It the good kind, it gets cold. That never gets old.
had a hard time getting into puscifer, but DAMN i love this song
God damn I can't stop playin this video in my system.Jam on peeps
Dope sniffers. A man's home, ....trailer I is White Castle. 😂😂😂😂
Greatest 'Airstream' advertisement ever! I absolutely will own one! I know a really awesome fuckin bass player too...
"Hell yeah, it's a.c. It's the good kind...... gets cold. "
Lol
I use that line at work. Since I'm one of the few who has an air conditioned space where I work, as a supply specialist at an MRO station.
"That's a can of worms you can't fuckin' put the monkeys back in...." Hahaha, brilliant!
Also, the song is awesome too!
The "who farted" shirt had me dying when I saw it
This is like the gateway song for Tool fans getting into Puscifer.
Is that air conditioning!?
Hell yeah its AC
...holy shit
The good kind.. it gets cold
holy shit this is hands down the best version of this song
you sir are a genius
I wish they'd release more videos like this and what they played during intermission at the shows, they're hilarious!
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
Musical Goldness
Maynard wearing a shirt that says "WHO FARTED" is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂