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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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  • @TrueMcQuack
    @TrueMcQuack  9 місяців тому +131

    I know some of you think this episode was too gay but don't worry, you have D Madness - a h0mophobic Gandalf to help you all make the journey. LOL

    • @nelsikegaming
      @nelsikegaming 9 місяців тому +10

      This is funnier when you think about Gandalf's actor being gay 😂

    • @ZKOfficialChannel
      @ZKOfficialChannel 8 місяців тому +3

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊

    • @vtmockturtle
      @vtmockturtle 3 місяці тому +1

      Yea😂

    • @freedum5
      @freedum5 Місяць тому

      Well he did say you shall not pass, so
      ...

  • @milkyau7414
    @milkyau7414 9 місяців тому +824

    Anyone else watching on the toilet 🎉

    • @CrazyHippy213
      @CrazyHippy213 9 місяців тому +15

      You got me

    • @christianverde2726
      @christianverde2726 9 місяців тому +14

      Don't attack me like that

    • @MrRicky175
      @MrRicky175 9 місяців тому +6

      I hate the antichrist!!!

    • @JD-ox7cw
      @JD-ox7cw 9 місяців тому +7

      MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

    • @Gafferd8186
      @Gafferd8186 9 місяців тому

      Look out for polyps and other fun stuff

  • @alekshewitt
    @alekshewitt 2 місяці тому +29

    Funniest Moments:
    "Brand new minute from Hans Kim"... "Tyler Randell everybody" 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @wesleylittle9395
    @wesleylittle9395 Місяць тому +19

    i love how pissed off tony gets everytime redband speaks😂

  • @LeCarneAsada
    @LeCarneAsada Місяць тому +17

    LMFAO when Tony destroyed that audience member out of nowhere 😂😂😂 shit caught my off huard

  • @VEN2oo
    @VEN2oo 9 місяців тому +29

    Tony telling that woman to shut them up was brutalll😮😂

    • @nelsikegaming
      @nelsikegaming 9 місяців тому

      and she did it again and nothing happened :c

  • @Bigbins
    @Bigbins 2 місяці тому +19

    Yo when Tony.... Called out the lady yelling LMAO!

  • @canaldoxerxes
    @canaldoxerxes 3 місяці тому +95

    Cutting Hans Kim is the best metajoke.

    • @ethanhayward2424
      @ethanhayward2424 3 місяці тому

      Whose Hans Kim 🤙😏

    • @caseymcgrew9182
      @caseymcgrew9182 2 місяці тому

      Can someone please explain?

    • @LargeAndRobustPeter
      @LargeAndRobustPeter 21 день тому +2

      casey - so funny. hans blows. so the editor of these hard cuts intentionally omits his sets. but hans can be good for sure, which is kept in. but mostly hans is a chode and we are collectively spared the pain of watching him drone on.

  • @donalddarko-xm2vn
    @donalddarko-xm2vn Місяць тому +30

    Skipping Hans Kim 😂😂😂

    • @jonathang7842
      @jonathang7842 Місяць тому +4

      thank god bro 😂

    • @dudewithtude4476
      @dudewithtude4476 25 днів тому

      wouldn't be funny if they left him in 😂. him and Kam Patterson highly annoying but tony kisses their ass

  • @rancewhite9312
    @rancewhite9312 9 місяців тому +14

    The no missionary dude was killing me 😂😂😂 I was crying laughing.

    • @thekid58
      @thekid58 9 місяців тому +5

      bro sounded like he wanted to cry explaining it😂😂😂😂

  • @theduragdan
    @theduragdan 4 місяці тому +39

    tony didnt have to do the wooo woman like that 😂

    • @Bryponce23
      @Bryponce23 4 місяці тому +4

      murdered her...

    • @IIllIlIllIlIllIlIlI
      @IIllIlIllIlIllIlIlI 4 місяці тому +1

      Holy fuckin shit 😭

    • @marziglesias3676
      @marziglesias3676 4 місяці тому +16

      Bro Steve-O was so uncomfortable 😂😂

    • @juliobaezajr8801
      @juliobaezajr8801 3 місяці тому +2

      I think its the funniest ever when he does that , my perfect humor 😭

    • @survivaltipsandtricks4042
      @survivaltipsandtricks4042 3 місяці тому +1

      She was doing waaay too much lmao and she was in the front row? She was just asking for Tony to say something 💀

  • @stevencosta7248
    @stevencosta7248 Місяць тому +31

    Cut hanz whole minute lmfao rip

  • @zachj6867
    @zachj6867 3 місяці тому +24

    Announcing Hans Kim then cutting him out was awesome 😂

  • @fisix7264
    @fisix7264 Місяць тому +37

    thankyou for always skipping hans kims sets 💕

  • @davidking8903
    @davidking8903 2 місяці тому +13

    « HANS KIM EVERYONE »
    *moves on right away* 😂😂

  • @chrisgary2082
    @chrisgary2082 Місяць тому +30

    The “black and gay” guy was painfully unfunny

  • @philipfresco
    @philipfresco 3 місяці тому +27

    You skipping hanz is a fucking warm welcome

    • @postgod261
      @postgod261 3 місяці тому +2

      The title does mention best moments, not times when I’ve wanted to kill myself

  • @anXiaryMusic
    @anXiaryMusic 5 місяців тому +17

    kinda proud of how Steve O gets along in a real, funny comedy environment. owning the legend status, creative ideas and just being a really fun guy is the way to go.

    • @anXiaryMusic
      @anXiaryMusic 2 місяці тому

      @@lardi28 I'm 39 and a fan since 2000/2001

  • @williamwest9204
    @williamwest9204 2 місяці тому +12

    Steve O sounds like an old car trying to start when he laughs

  • @TooMuchSmoke
    @TooMuchSmoke 5 місяців тому +15

    Bro out gayed tony💀😂😂😂

  • @billphillips7830
    @billphillips7830 3 місяці тому +36

    Tony roastin that woman was hostile as hell and hilarious

  • @tom_shredz
    @tom_shredz 2 місяці тому +19

    I’m black and I’m gay
    The edits had me 😂😂😂

    • @freedum5
      @freedum5 Місяць тому

      Wait he is???

  • @notsosolimshady21
    @notsosolimshady21 3 місяці тому +8

    I love hearing Hans Kim introduced and then just to the next name 😂

  • @Certifiedsadboi
    @Certifiedsadboi Місяць тому +11

    Man what was up with Tony this Episode. He definitely got cut off on the way to work this day😂

  • @Yeezus111
    @Yeezus111 5 місяців тому +8

    “Redban, with an extra Redbull today”😂🥴

  • @jimlahey3919
    @jimlahey3919 7 місяців тому +8

    I fuckin died when that hair dresser guy was about to do an impression of a straight guy and said the most dainty “um” and Steve just lost it

  • @MadisonFenske
    @MadisonFenske 3 місяці тому +10

    This started feeling like a Jerry springer episode with that one dude and the heath drama 😂😂

  • @joshuaalbright1175
    @joshuaalbright1175 Місяць тому +14

    That black and gay guy was fuckin weird

  • @lamarwallace1462
    @lamarwallace1462 9 місяців тому +4

    That intro edit always gets me😂😂, hanz whole presence did not need to be there that episode lol

  • @Wetterwet
    @Wetterwet 9 місяців тому +10

    Bill Carroll was the best part. Missionary too intense lmao

    • @why-kg6kx
      @why-kg6kx 9 місяців тому

      29:34 I couldn't breath

  • @witcherjohn3440
    @witcherjohn3440 9 місяців тому +13

    That black and gay guy was seriously bombing

  • @rancewhite9312
    @rancewhite9312 9 місяців тому +6

    Steveos laugh is like trying to kickstart a Honda 80 dirtbike.

  • @WhoisAustin
    @WhoisAustin Місяць тому +10

    10:00 dear god he went insane 😂

    • @nwahsgnol
      @nwahsgnol Місяць тому +1

      i’d cry😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @buggyd4752
    @buggyd4752 5 місяців тому +8

    Hans Kim minute was good 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelanthony5509
    @michaelanthony5509 Місяць тому +7

    Steve-O is two stressfull vowels away from an electrolarynx.

  • @dgibson4920
    @dgibson4920 3 місяці тому +7

    The birth control triple confirmed was dead honest😂

  • @KingCashCashKing_Duval
    @KingCashCashKing_Duval 3 місяці тому +46

    Anyone watching while stoned

    • @WoodyMan04
      @WoodyMan04 3 місяці тому

      🙋🏼‍♂️

    • @nardo0o0o
      @nardo0o0o 2 місяці тому +2

      I quit smoking before I found this show, if I had found this show while I was still a stoner I’d never quit🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabewaddington1918
      @gabewaddington1918 2 місяці тому +1

      No

    • @dadon7248
      @dadon7248 2 місяці тому +3

      What are you a kid? Who's stoned I'm so fuckin cool

    • @noahscrews3300
      @noahscrews3300 2 місяці тому

      my bong is shaped like a pinapple

  • @awkwardtouches
    @awkwardtouches 4 дні тому +1

    He was so mean to the lady in the audience and that was so funny to me, it just kept going XD

  • @regg217
    @regg217 3 місяці тому +3

    30 plus minutes of comedians and D madness has the best joke!

  • @sirwolf3617
    @sirwolf3617 2 місяці тому +5

    16:16 the dude js absolutely amazing. Genuinely funny and they have helped him get to where he is right now. Love the guy

    • @professorkaos62
      @professorkaos62 2 місяці тому +1

      He was on America's Got Talent last year I believe

  • @wallomaie1752
    @wallomaie1752 5 місяців тому +4

    Redban was coming in hot there early on😂

  • @stevegarfi5812
    @stevegarfi5812 Місяць тому +8

    Steve o’s voice is wretched lmao

    • @600rrcbr7
      @600rrcbr7 Місяць тому +1

      I’d rather jack off with razor blades in my hands than listen to Steve o do anything

  • @reddogpichu
    @reddogpichu Місяць тому +8

    Why does the lady next to stevo look miserable wtf xD

    • @freedum5
      @freedum5 Місяць тому +1

      She wasn't ready

  • @adams4558
    @adams4558 2 місяці тому +8

    Who’s the girl at the end of the table looking miserable and offended the whole time and didn’t say a word?

  • @user-qp4he3bn7d
    @user-qp4he3bn7d 5 місяців тому +2

    I thought Kill Tony was done after David Lucas retired until I found this channel. Thumbs ups are never enough for this editing.

  • @vanmedya8699
    @vanmedya8699 2 місяці тому +5

    Tony is like a dictator

  • @frankofam1069
    @frankofam1069 2 місяці тому +2

    20:54 that look Tony gave *Redband* 😂😂

  • @swouterrimempire4558
    @swouterrimempire4558 4 місяці тому +8

    9:50 … slaughtered

  • @soowoo2246
    @soowoo2246 9 місяців тому +12

    Tony going off on the crowd is crazy

  • @kirkvilla9781
    @kirkvilla9781 2 місяці тому +7

    I always enjoy d madness reactions 😂

  • @migzydrift
    @migzydrift 9 місяців тому +4

    That Bill dude, in the white long sleeve. He’s gonna end up on Dateline, in a few years. 👀

  • @Floydfan47
    @Floydfan47 2 місяці тому +6

    The "back of the bus" joke was slept on tbh, that was good.

  • @asseater6241
    @asseater6241 7 місяців тому +2

    "Mild child" im in tears!!!!!!

  • @TifffanyTaylor
    @TifffanyTaylor 9 місяців тому +1

    Dude the way tony tanks the jokes directed at him is gangster. Id like to see more people with such security.

  • @somebb
    @somebb 5 місяців тому +8

    Steve O wants no part in bashing other groups.

  • @casechow
    @casechow 9 місяців тому +3

    When Tony's gigglebox gets turned over it makes me laugh harder than the actual joke

  • @manysharkteef7137
    @manysharkteef7137 9 місяців тому +8

    Why does absolutely everything need to be gay these days? Honestly, it’s not really even funny anymore.

    • @gbeach85
      @gbeach85 9 місяців тому +3

      The majority of the jokes and commentary is about straight sex. You don’t notice that or have an issue with it because you’re straight. Gay people exist and just want to have the same freedoms we do.

  • @Cheese_crackers
    @Cheese_crackers 7 місяців тому

    When he threw the straw and said breathe i lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @AzazelAlarick
    @AzazelAlarick 3 місяці тому +24

    Tony destroyed the chick in the front damn smh... Poor chick that was so embarrassing for her, just tryna support her friend and got destroyed lol you can tell steve o was uncomfortable with it by nervously smiling and leaning back in the seat and looking over at tony like move on bro she gets it lol

    • @LS-ys8nr
      @LS-ys8nr 2 місяці тому +6

      Ya that was fucked up. Lost a bit of respect for Tony there. I bet he’s a trust fund baby, he talks to people like some rich douche ordering his servants around.

    • @Bajinowhere
      @Bajinowhere 2 місяці тому +1

      Can you give a time stamp? Like when did it happen in the video?

    • @JamesSmith-e3x
      @JamesSmith-e3x 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Bajinowhere9:50 onwards lol

    • @dankswizzle228
      @dankswizzle228 2 місяці тому

      She 100% deserved every bit lol. Fuck around and find out.

  • @christianhagen9593
    @christianhagen9593 9 місяців тому +11

    “ because good economy and no wars was a good thing “ lmao

    • @jamesmccarthy-mk3ny
      @jamesmccarthy-mk3ny 4 місяці тому

      Tony is delusional

    • @bellataylor3269
      @bellataylor3269 3 місяці тому

      @@jamesmccarthy-mk3nyhe’s right tho and I wasn’t even a trump supporter till now

    • @jamesmccarthy-mk3ny
      @jamesmccarthy-mk3ny 3 місяці тому

      @bellataylor3269 trump failed the pandemic. The economy tanked and unemployment sky rocketed.

    • @bellataylor3269
      @bellataylor3269 3 місяці тому

      @@jamesmccarthy-mk3ny trumo was leaving office when it started and Biden has been president throughout 😂😂💀

    • @jamesmccarthy-mk3ny
      @jamesmccarthy-mk3ny 3 місяці тому

      @bellataylor3269 oh so all of 2020 trump wasn't in charge and failing? Ok lol

  • @christopherweinert9935
    @christopherweinert9935 23 дні тому +5

    Red band has only been with tortas and it shows with his square butt comment

  • @lamarwallace1462
    @lamarwallace1462 9 місяців тому +1

    Redban, cutting him off about hair, right after he said 12 years 😂

  • @thecustomconcern
    @thecustomconcern 9 місяців тому +5

    It’s so weird I’ve actually seen the guy in the red sweater at the pizza place in the Austin airport when I was traveling this summer. So bizarre seeing him on here.

  • @craigphelps704
    @craigphelps704 4 місяці тому +2

    That dude who said that he found out he was suppose to be fat was kinda funny

  • @LYNNLMNOP
    @LYNNLMNOP Місяць тому +12

    Does anybody feel he’s bullying redban?

  • @jeffisaliar
    @jeffisaliar 4 місяці тому +3

    That fruit up there and steveO still has stuck more things inside him than anyone on the stage

  • @SenorDooky
    @SenorDooky 2 місяці тому +1

    Bill Carrol absolutely killed it 😂

    • @Sabbathguy
      @Sabbathguy 2 місяці тому

      I love how it cut from bill carol to a neo nazi William Montgomery joke lmfao

  • @lennonsoeters4746
    @lennonsoeters4746 8 місяців тому +9

    i don't think that black and gay guy was black or gay

  • @kylepresler7123
    @kylepresler7123 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who says "Doofy"

  • @shadow2123
    @shadow2123 3 місяці тому +10

    Everyone knows he forces his little gay boy voice to be like that.

    • @notinfinity5567
      @notinfinity5567 2 місяці тому

      you must not have met many gay people

    • @shadow2123
      @shadow2123 2 місяці тому +1

      @@notinfinity5567 met a lot actually. You have to force your voice to do that.

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 місяці тому +3

      @@shadow2123i honestly think its like a feminine trait in them that naturally makes them sound like that i could be wrong tho i just dont feel like anyone would actively want to sound like that and in the process of being themselves it just comes out like that

    • @gSWG3R
      @gSWG3R 2 місяці тому +1

      And....? What do you suppose we do with that information? Such a pointless comment, lol.

    • @freedum5
      @freedum5 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@shadow2123so you force like that too?

  • @jaejonmalloy1341
    @jaejonmalloy1341 3 місяці тому +9

    Why have I never heard anyone call Tony a guy Chris Cornell??? Am I the only one that sees it?

    • @camiendl7676
      @camiendl7676 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro, I was just thinking this shit earlier today!

    • @williammarshburn
      @williammarshburn Місяць тому

      Nah he looks like dirt nasty

  • @Ray565.
    @Ray565. 5 місяців тому +4

    Bro just take Redban’s mic away already 😂

  • @jaydyer6682
    @jaydyer6682 9 місяців тому +1

    Stapled my balliage to my thigh 😂

  • @sirwolf3617
    @sirwolf3617 2 місяці тому +5

    Ai soo good it's progressed and has a stutter.

  • @thelittles4728
    @thelittles4728 3 місяці тому +4

    Anyone else watching while driving

  • @fivemer4202
    @fivemer4202 8 місяців тому +14

    jeez tony was so mean to that lady wtf 9:48

    • @jahniyaavila3348
      @jahniyaavila3348 8 місяців тому

      Cry

    • @KenTheSteak
      @KenTheSteak 8 місяців тому +2

      She talked back, dont talk back.

    • @KenTheSteak
      @KenTheSteak 8 місяців тому

      Dont screw with a live show, is this gard? if so stay inside loosers@@fivemer4202

    • @fivemer4202
      @fivemer4202 8 місяців тому +3

      Are you drunk??? Settle down don't press your keys so hard. All I'm saying is I don't see any part of this video where the woman said anything to Tony to set him off on a bullying rant. Totally uncalled for imo. Look how uncomfortable everyone around looked during it. At first they were laughing then they're like "oh he's serious."
      How did she screw with a live show? I tried rewatching but still don't see what part you're referring to. If her laugh alone or being too loud from having too much fun was the problem he could've just asked her to stop or had her escorted out by security.@@KenTheSteak Please reply with a timestamp where you see her trying to mess with the show because I cannot find it.
      And I know everyone has bad days, I'm still a Tony fan. Still love the show, but that really seemed mean to me and as a fan of Tony's it was in a weird way kind of hurtful to see someone I look up to be mean to an audience member for laughing/being enthusiastic.

    • @KenTheSteak
      @KenTheSteak 8 місяців тому

      You really are a loose huh?.. sad to be you@@fivemer4202

  • @OrganMcGorkan
    @OrganMcGorkan 4 місяці тому +11

    Steve-O needed another actually funny guest wtf she barely spoke

  • @isopodmike2204
    @isopodmike2204 3 місяці тому +4

    Hopefully Redban is never invited back lol

    • @LS-ys8nr
      @LS-ys8nr 2 місяці тому +1

      Idk why Tony is a bitch to him

  • @xJimneyxCricketx
    @xJimneyxCricketx 3 місяці тому

    Thank you comedy didn’t die in Texas.

  • @J_Cubed
    @J_Cubed 3 місяці тому +1

    Vanilla white guy's post set interview was funnier than 90% of the episode

  • @mileyrocks852
    @mileyrocks852 8 місяців тому +4

    I like the hard edits, I don't get so bored so fast

  • @vincent8246
    @vincent8246 9 місяців тому +1

    She was on birth control, just know she has 1000+ bodies 😂

  • @lastsoldierbr
    @lastsoldierbr 9 місяців тому +2

    Hahahahaha “worst than this lady”

  • @jasonborne5359
    @jasonborne5359 7 місяців тому +3

    24:42 he turned out to be amazing

  • @shamikdey5662
    @shamikdey5662 9 місяців тому +4

    33:11 bro shit himself.. damn

  • @topcuka
    @topcuka 9 місяців тому +2

    Anybody else enjoying this from the comfort of loo

  • @Akirabruh
    @Akirabruh 9 місяців тому

    Such a funny show format lmaoo

  • @Davidflucas
    @Davidflucas 9 місяців тому +5

    @10
    10:01 man he killed her 😢😢😢😮😮😮😮😮

  • @MPHshoots
    @MPHshoots 8 місяців тому +1

    Bill was fucking hilarious

  • @juneels1
    @juneels1 19 днів тому

    This is f*cking hilarious 😂 ❤ 👏

  • @Mazzy301
    @Mazzy301 2 місяці тому +10

    Paper straws were such terrible idea, and it baffles me how fast the Canadian government banned and replaced plastic straws and utensils with paper and wood garbage, but yet they can’t move that quick with shit that actually matters, like yes I love tasting wood with my food and drinking carboard with my drinks it’s fan fckn tastic. And the reasoning too like oh no the turtles and shit can’t breath like oh yeah well what happens when they have a big lump of fckn soggy carboard in the back of their neck instead or a nice chunk of wood lodged in there like you can’t sit there and tell me this shit is any better for the environment

    • @routermaja
      @routermaja Місяць тому

      Liberals hate fun is all

    • @98Mikewest
      @98Mikewest Місяць тому

      Fools

    • @j0ellyfish
      @j0ellyfish Місяць тому +3

      There's this cool thing called lifting your cup and drinking directly out of it.

    • @Mazzy301
      @Mazzy301 Місяць тому

      @@j0ellyfishdon’t always have that option unfortunately

  • @Sh5h5h
    @Sh5h5h Місяць тому +2

    5:23 perfect

  • @nicholaswood821
    @nicholaswood821 2 місяці тому +2

    bill is my favorite

  • @apollo6139
    @apollo6139 7 місяців тому

    18:46 Such a missed opportunity to say “about two hours ago”

  • @oliviaelder2110
    @oliviaelder2110 Місяць тому +6

    Thank you Tony, she needed to shut up!!

  • @Sergio-oe4sb
    @Sergio-oe4sb 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you

  • @KeenKong52
    @KeenKong52 5 місяців тому +3

    Tony "School is in session"
    Redban "School bell sound"
    Tony "Wow...."

  • @SVfighter1
    @SVfighter1 9 місяців тому

    In Canadian from Gatineau/Ottawa and I’m proud and very happy for you. Greatest move. I’m
    Planing to move there to.

  • @xXWickedWhaleXx
    @xXWickedWhaleXx 6 днів тому +2

    Leave it to KT fans to cry about an episode being a little fruity

  • @CreatorsExpress
    @CreatorsExpress 4 місяці тому

    The last two were the best!