What the HELL is Mars Needs Moms? (Disney's BIGGEST Failure)

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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  4 роки тому +9244

    Thanks for a million subscribers

  • @ComputerClan
    @ComputerClan 4 роки тому +7403

    The gap between her eyes
    Is only matched by
    The gap between her thighs
    PURE POETRY 12:21

  • @DragonFruitXVI
    @DragonFruitXVI 4 роки тому +16473

    Disney lost 100 million dollars because a kid refused to eat broccoli.

    • @earlreyes4163
      @earlreyes4163 4 роки тому +181

      Lol

    • @addisonavery9204
      @addisonavery9204 4 роки тому +1063

      That actually sounds like something a parent would say
      Kid: I don’t wanna eat my broccoli!
      Parent: Elsa once lost a million dollars because a little kid didn’t eat his broccoli.

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 роки тому +252

      Remember kids, eat your broccoli, it's delicious and good for you.

    • @MadMiner2019
      @MadMiner2019 4 роки тому +44

      Yeah Basically

    • @IceLuigiStarPictures
      @IceLuigiStarPictures 4 роки тому +35

      So over 9000% true

  • @kva9786
    @kva9786 2 роки тому +1234

    Just think:
    Once upon a time, a five year old boy named Milo refused to eat his vegetables then screamed: "I wish I never had a mother!" That one sentence by a five year old boy caused Disney to lose $111 million dollars!
    Watch what you say!

  • @technicolormischief-maker5683
    @technicolormischief-maker5683 2 роки тому +666

    A few ways to make this better:
    1. Replace the “male” and “female” martians with two entirely separate martian species. One of them is empathetic but impulsive; their social cohesion and inventive spirit allowed for the rapid growth of their society, which quickly became unstable due to their unpredictable swings of mood and whim. The other was a callous race of raiders and scavengers who, while capable of similar growth, simply lacked the ambition and camaraderie to do so. The raiders picked at the edges of the socials’ society with surgical precision, causing ripples through it and worsening the instability, before finding their perfect moment to tip the house of cards and seize control of things.
    After driving out the socials from their cities, the raiders slowly began to fill the empty space, only to run into a different problem; their tendency to simply lay eggs and abandon them was incompatible with their new domestic lifestyles, often violently so. They couldn’t trust the socials to raise their young, and there was no way in hell they’d do it themselves, and so they searched the former databases of the socials for a solution. It’s this which eventually leads them to Earth and its moms.
    2. In accordance with the new characterization of the raiders, and in service of verisimilitude, the raiders don’t bother putting in much time to study individual human subjects and just *happen* to find Milo’s mom perfect. Instead, they just take large numbers of women from scattered locations across the globe, then scan their minds to see if they fit the appropriate psychological profile; then they extract whatever knowledge they can before disposing of them.
    3. This one might not be that great, but I’ll toss it out there. You could maybe have it be a plot point that the influence of human mothers has made the raider society kinder and more cohesive over time, with tradition and a cultural pushback against this increased empathy being the main reasons why the crueler aspects of this still occur. Criticizing that sort of thing could then become part of the messaging of the movie. Moms are there to make you do things you aren’t always comfortable with, after all, and to make you take responsibility for yourself.
    There are probably other possible suggestions for making this movie better, but I’d actually have to watch it to figure out what they are. I think I’ll pass.

    • @Sockums
      @Sockums 2 роки тому +20

      Yes, wonderful.

    • @calcaleb7041
      @calcaleb7041 2 роки тому +42

      While these are good way to fix the movie I don’t think they would help. You know a movie is bad when your watching it high and still hate it

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 роки тому +12

      I have an idea to make this movie better, the reason why the Martians "needs moms" is because the females have disappeared without a trace, even some DNA of them or fossils disappeared as well (at the end of the film, it would be revealed that the Jupiterians have kidnapped them for nefarious reasons)
      I know that this idea might be horrible or not

    • @torytellstales
      @torytellstales Рік тому +18

      I kind of expected the only reason the martians would "need moms" is because they're either:
      A) trying to save their dying race by using Earth women to replicate embryos due to females becoming infertile
      Or B) they're all the product of getting cloned from each other similar to how Irkens were in "Invader Zim" and wanted to study the psychological effects of having a mother
      The true reason or deep meaning for Milo's mom being captured could've been the Martians never knew what it was like to have parents since they were all basically made like a product on a conveyor belt to just simply work and go to war or whatever. It definitely makes more sense and is more interesting for an alien species to want to have some compassionate curiosity to learn from another species and figure out what's missing in their way of life or try to prolong their race than to just shove a random mother into a machine just because its convenient.
      I also think Ki shouldve had a character arc much like Milo's, being a rebellious little martian brat who's in training to be like the other martian warriors but wants to screw off and have fun, making her Milo's equal in a way, Ki's backstory could even have some depth by having it revealed that the overbearing female ruler abuses her verbally similar to how Milo realizes he talked to his mother before she was taken and thus is why she's acting out; she seeks attention from someone who she wishes understands her

    • @Matt-t1d4v
      @Matt-t1d4v 8 місяців тому

      My idea for improving this film is not only revealing the whole martian society but also have Wingnut speak English and act normal, not having Ki and Gribble be love interests and Wingnut having 4 SISS Martians to be hired as his most faithful bodyguards including one who has a big crush on him.

  • @prettyrat.
    @prettyrat. 4 роки тому +4015

    "I wish I'd never had a mother!" There are three ways this could go.
    Top Tier: Coraline
    Middle Tier: Brave
    Bottom Tier: Mars Needs Moms

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 4 роки тому +250

      Lowest tier:"The Cat In The Hat (feat: Spencer Breslin and Dakota Fanning)"

    • @Likelyfairy
      @Likelyfairy 4 роки тому +128

      Garibaldi Britann still higher than mars needs moms

    • @carmenrider8216
      @carmenrider8216 4 роки тому +24

      Nah that just sounds like my life in one sentence

    • @OnAHiatus123
      @OnAHiatus123 4 роки тому +41

      😂😂😂 Fr Coraline would be on top.

    • @juntunez_sketchez2198
      @juntunez_sketchez2198 4 роки тому +12

      Brave

  • @francescamendoza336
    @francescamendoza336 3 роки тому +4642

    Watching this as a child, I remember bawling my eyes out when the mom gave the kid the helmet because I really thought she was going to die.

    • @jinyo6662
      @jinyo6662 3 роки тому +174

      Same, every single time.

    • @abstrakt8709
      @abstrakt8709 3 роки тому +354

      Bro, it was seriously traumatic, at that age I didn’t really have enough ‘emotional intelligence’ to cry when watching movies, but this movie, this scene ..😭

    • @Ozzy_Stripe
      @Ozzy_Stripe 3 роки тому +28

      Press Y to same....Y

    • @sheenarussell5320
      @sheenarussell5320 3 роки тому +17

      @@Ozzy_Stripe Y

    • @ghettokage6104
      @ghettokage6104 3 роки тому +11

      Y

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 4 роки тому +1811

    Somehow, the reason for the martians wanting to take his mom makes more sense in the CHILDREN'S BOOK.
    They want them because they grow from the ground and don't have moms, and they want moms to take them to soccer and ballet practice and playdates and pizza. And to clean and to cook, pack lunches and bandage boo-boos!
    Basically, they just saw moms on telescopes and decided they were very handy dandy and wanted to have them. But then when they see Milo's mom (take into account that book!Milo is like 6 or 7 at most) take off her helmet to save him and he begging for them to save her, they realize that it's not fair to take some kid's mom and return them to Earth.

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable 3 роки тому +194

      Because why have a good, easy to follow story, when you can have zero world building and a flimsy plot?

    • @Cyanidedan
      @Cyanidedan 3 роки тому +87

      This plot is actually better lol

    • @emrass7721
      @emrass7721 3 роки тому +3

      Nice pfp.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 роки тому +4

      I don't know if I would exactly say better.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 3 роки тому +24

      @@fightingmedialounge519 It's cute, maybe as a short film for tiny kids but it's not full length movie materials. Er... never should have been.

  • @funnatopia704
    @funnatopia704 Рік тому +176

    One thing is certain though about this movie:
    Our appreciation for our mothers skyrocketed after we watched it as children.

  • @BigMac87963
    @BigMac87963 4 роки тому +4145

    You’re telling me this movie spawned because someone didn’t eat their darn vegetables

    • @lyrichoward16
      @lyrichoward16 4 роки тому +239

      OVERLOAD25 that’s why you should eat your vegetables or terrible things will happen

    • @Chewymaster122
      @Chewymaster122 4 роки тому +152

      I'm gonna eat my veggies now

    • @PlayerN101
      @PlayerN101 4 роки тому +52

      @@Chewymaster122 Eat your broccoli

    • @Stargazer_Pie
      @Stargazer_Pie 4 роки тому +31

      Eat your crust

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 4 роки тому +54

      Talk about butterfly effect.

  • @angelnyx2838
    @angelnyx2838 4 роки тому +2220

    Finding out that Treasure Planet was such a loss kinda just broke my heart...

    • @brianhinsonbh
      @brianhinsonbh 4 роки тому +90

      Still one of my favorite movies

    • @stephen_cs
      @stephen_cs 4 роки тому +36

      Treasure planet or Atlantis? Gotta pick one 😂

    • @Chrisssss.s
      @Chrisssss.s 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah I loved the movie

    • @TheWanderer_99
      @TheWanderer_99 4 роки тому +6

      Same honestly

    • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
      @tyrannapusandfriends6254 4 роки тому +13

      @@stephen_cs haven’t watched Atlantis yet, so imma say treasure planet

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX 4 роки тому +1405

    "The sand physics... ooh, those look rough."
    They also look coarse, irritating, and like they get everywhere.

  • @devi---
    @devi--- 2 роки тому +339

    This movie genuinely traumatized me as a kid. Like i was scared shitless this would happen to my mom

    • @erlenmeyer._flask
      @erlenmeyer._flask 9 місяців тому +5

      same 😭

    • @Layla-wp7jb
      @Layla-wp7jb 8 місяців тому +6

      Bro I was so depressed when I watched this as a kid because I didn’t want my mom to die 😭

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 місяців тому +1

      Did you modify your behaviour because of it?

    • @harmonetheanimationaddict4419
      @harmonetheanimationaddict4419 5 місяців тому +1

      Me too.

    • @Musicalheart430
      @Musicalheart430 Місяць тому

      I remember binge watching traumatized by looks of the aliens and crying everyday that this would happen to my mom😂

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 роки тому +7562

    Still waiting for its spiritual sequel...
    *_"Uranus Needs Dads."_*

    • @duckmcbucket
      @duckmcbucket 4 роки тому +717

      Oh stop, you’re making me snicker

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +279

      I'm dead!

    • @certifiedtrash4168
      @certifiedtrash4168 4 роки тому +514

      More like “Uncles Need Uranus” if you know what I’m saying

    • @mudpie6927
      @mudpie6927 4 роки тому +34

      Aaaaaaaaaa

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 роки тому +56

      @@poweroffriendship2.0 Aren't you the obnoxious guy who always comes with unoriginal copy/paste quotes?
      If so, you've always been for me because of that.

  • @JD-wm7sl
    @JD-wm7sl 4 роки тому +5154

    When I was a little kid I didn’t realize that Mars Needs Moms was animated...I honest to God thought it was live action

    • @luciabevilacqua5623
      @luciabevilacqua5623 4 роки тому +691

      After seeing The Polar Express in theaters, I was confused about whether it was animated or live action, haha

    • @BilalHussain-xk9in
      @BilalHussain-xk9in 4 роки тому +126

      Omg yes I remember it as live action wth

    • @dogez9873
      @dogez9873 4 роки тому +194

      I had the same confusion with The Polar Express lmao

    • @emilymk12
      @emilymk12 4 роки тому +29

      My god, same

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 4 роки тому +16

      Bro same

  • @Name-yv2zq
    @Name-yv2zq 4 роки тому +2656

    Imagine being able to lose 111 Million dollars and moving on casually.

    • @darksid007
      @darksid007 4 роки тому +151

      Like all the big companies that have been bailed out recently?

    • @bonniebell6526
      @bonniebell6526 4 роки тому +224

      I dream of having that kind of “fuck you” money

    • @august6604
      @august6604 4 роки тому +123

      this is why we need to eat the rich

    • @sabrinacosta5667
      @sabrinacosta5667 4 роки тому +49

      Is disney
      How much they own and win every year anyway? 111 million is nothing from them.

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 4 роки тому +50

      That could've been used to charity or helping the world instead. Yet here it is.

  • @addiehughes8179
    @addiehughes8179 Рік тому +152

    the Jimmy Neutron movie has a similar plot line and i think the kids all celebrating for a bit and then realizing they need their parents, and then going and saving them gives more story to the growth of the characters

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 Рік тому +19

      100% agreed, not to mention it was just better in every way.

    • @torytellstales
      @torytellstales Рік тому +18

      And had the best song....
      WERE THE KIDS IN AMERICA WHOA OH

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@torytellstalesTrue that

  • @chloesavage6713
    @chloesavage6713 4 роки тому +1503

    I remember seeing this when I was a child, honestly, the models didn’t scare me. The ending when they were gonna inject the mom used to scare the shit out of me

    • @JayMarz0011
      @JayMarz0011 4 роки тому +24

      Fr

    • @mordakaiheming2784
      @mordakaiheming2784 4 роки тому +7

      i cried

    • @ahok3314
      @ahok3314 3 роки тому +42

      I started crying and running to my mom, I was like 8 and was like “nah man this is too much for me”

    • @nic.k_o
      @nic.k_o 3 роки тому +8

      @Tom Ffrench Now I lol watching terror movies but got chills seeing weird CGI designs

    • @KillJoy_Since2017
      @KillJoy_Since2017 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @urchinscurvy2049
    @urchinscurvy2049 4 роки тому +2360

    I mean as a child you’re like “Mum I hate you” but then at dinner you are back to normal

  • @csuao
    @csuao 4 роки тому +1720

    The ending of this movie literally made me cry no matter how bad this movie was. I saw this movie with my mom and cried in her arms because I didn't want to lose her. I lost her two years ago to cancer. Life is shit.

    • @hotslommy23
      @hotslommy23 4 роки тому +168

      i’m sorry for your loss, sir :(

    • @gachaheart2.0
      @gachaheart2.0 4 роки тому +93

      At least you still have people who appreciate you... but I’m sorry to hear that

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 4 роки тому +61

      I'm sorry man life can just be real bad at times

    • @jay999_
      @jay999_ 4 роки тому +73

      same as me. fuck cancer

    • @gwenstacy3770
      @gwenstacy3770 4 роки тому +16

      @@jay999_ It really really sucks...

  • @lauricdarkbolt9481
    @lauricdarkbolt9481 Рік тому +94

    I remember being traumatized watching this movie as a kid. I was at sleepaway camp in elementary school and everyone was super homesick. The leaders decided to have a movie night. They had the bright idea to show all of us this. Needless to say everyone was bawling after that and they stuck to better quality and more lighthearted movies after that.

  • @mmymmy315
    @mmymmy315 4 роки тому +1564

    No wonder the martians didn’t want to raise children, have you SEEN them?

  • @Christian-iu3lo
    @Christian-iu3lo 4 роки тому +1843

    Saberspark: "The gap between her eyes is only matched by the gap between her thighs"
    English Teachers: "Oh shit, that's deep"

    • @user-cp1ce5mu2v
      @user-cp1ce5mu2v 4 роки тому +9

      2 6 0 th like

    • @hadriandwyer2191
      @hadriandwyer2191 4 роки тому +53

      Her bottom half literally looks exactly like a recolored version of the bottom half of that girl from the *YOU WON'T LAST 30 SECONDS* 3D porn banner ads at the top of porn sites

    • @funnyfunnyvalentine7991
      @funnyfunnyvalentine7991 4 роки тому +13

      So is the gap

    • @Digitalis-Doom-From-Above
      @Digitalis-Doom-From-Above 4 роки тому +9

      Extra thicc

    • @alisona.4166
      @alisona.4166 4 роки тому +3

      Hadrian Dwyer
      Nah, MNM’s thigh gaps aren’t as big as some ads I’ve seen on pornhub.

  • @dunkaccino6606
    @dunkaccino6606 4 роки тому +1510

    This movie was the reason why the doomslayer shot a hole into Mars.

    • @ironknee3487
      @ironknee3487 4 роки тому +6

      ”you cant just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars

    • @erikacutie69
      @erikacutie69 4 роки тому +3

      @willplayz 76 have you played the games.... any of them..

    • @turquo1s406
      @turquo1s406 4 роки тому +3

      @willplayz 76 ... You got 9 likes.. people usually thank people for the likes after like 1000

    • @holdenanderson9988
      @holdenanderson9988 4 роки тому

      “Rip and tear, until it is done.” correction: rip and tear, until this movie has been vaporized from the face of existence itself. Like, please. It has to cease existence.”

    • @holdenanderson9988
      @holdenanderson9988 4 роки тому

      Iron Knee -V.E.G.A. Core; the most incorrect a.i. OS.
      Edit: yes, I’m stupid. No, I haven’t gotten that far in the game yet. Yes, I checked it and realized I was wrong on my quote. Sorry

  • @ltmmoviereviewsharrison3462
    @ltmmoviereviewsharrison3462 Рік тому +244

    Treasure Planet:I’m the biggest box office bomb in Disney history
    Mars Needs Moms:Hold my beer
    Strange World:Allow me to introduce myself

    • @joviemaeaparice3720
      @joviemaeaparice3720 Рік тому +19

      Lightyear movie: forgetting something Strange World?

    • @mcstabbins4501
      @mcstabbins4501 Рік тому +26

      I still don't understand how Treasure Planet was a box office bomb, it was cool af

    • @ltmmoviereviewsharrison3462
      @ltmmoviereviewsharrison3462 Рік тому +27

      @@mcstabbins4501 it wasn’t advertised good enough for the public,not to mention it had to go up against films like Harry Potter,Lord of the Rings,Gangs of New York,Jackass the movie and 8 mile.

    • @j01sonofsleazy
      @j01sonofsleazy Рік тому +8

      @@ltmmoviereviewsharrison3462 some say disney wanted 2D animation to go extinct

    • @nuzwo2723
      @nuzwo2723 Рік тому +13

      Treasure planet was so good 😭 I’m so sad that it bombed

  • @garbagetoaster8828
    @garbagetoaster8828 4 роки тому +951

    Disney: We’ll just take the hit
    Mars Needs Moms: *stabs them 12 times then smashes in both their knee caps*

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 4 роки тому +11

      GarbageToaster nah the Mars needs moms blew Disney’s head off because of the $111 million and $60 million.

    • @modywaves
      @modywaves 4 роки тому +36

      *28 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @kiliangangale8531
      @kiliangangale8531 4 роки тому +6

      not 12 stab wounds, 28 STAB WOUNDS.

    • @kiliangangale8531
      @kiliangangale8531 4 роки тому +1

      @@modywaves i relate to u so much

    • @kiliangangale8531
      @kiliangangale8531 4 роки тому +1

      can't believe we typed at the same time lol

  • @jentoons7565
    @jentoons7565 3 роки тому +3733

    I will still never understand how treasure planet flopped. It's one of my favorite animated films.

    • @amaraotiim3979
      @amaraotiim3979 3 роки тому +313

      Bad advertisement

    • @zendariun101
      @zendariun101 3 роки тому +91

      one of disney's best

    • @oddbobproductions781
      @oddbobproductions781 3 роки тому +124

      I remember seeing trailers for it all the time when I watched Disney princess movie. I was never interested in it and my parents never borrowed it from the library. But now sounds like an interesting thing to check out!
      I distinctly remember in the trailer we were looking at this moon and then it would zoom in and turn into a whole civilization with buildings, and we’d follow this young man boy kid thing with a ponytail and he’d be surfing or something. That’s all I remember before skipping every time 😂

    • @lawdshadow
      @lawdshadow 3 роки тому +165

      It released the same day as Harry Potter supposedly

    • @sengen8282
      @sengen8282 3 роки тому +65

      @@lawdshadow big ouch

  • @joakazket
    @joakazket 4 роки тому +5321

    Treasure Planet is one of the most criminally underrated Disney film.

    • @helenajakobsen6220
      @helenajakobsen6220 4 роки тому +131

      YES!

    • @justjoannak
      @justjoannak 4 роки тому +120

      My ex *LOVES* that movie and made me watch it. It's good but I get why it failed

    • @captainobvious6779
      @captainobvious6779 4 роки тому +178

      Joa ! It really is and it’s my favorite! Disney should give it more recognition. But if they did they might live action it. So it’s better if it stays underrated rather than end up like The Lion King.

    • @zmx132457
      @zmx132457 4 роки тому +189

      Include Atlantis into that sentence

    • @someperson1430
      @someperson1430 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah

  • @kaylinschei545
    @kaylinschei545 2 роки тому +47

    My grandmother brought me to see this movie in theaters, and she died later that year. I was 5 and it terrified me. But I still have some positive memories and feelings for this movie because of her taking me.

  • @carnosinehobs7759
    @carnosinehobs7759 4 роки тому +1686

    “The gap between her eyes is only matched by the gap between her thighs”
    That is some pure Pixar mom potential right there.

  • @al6243
    @al6243 4 роки тому +3553

    Treasure Planet is criminally underrated and underappreciated.

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 4 роки тому +150

      Al one of the reasons I got hyped for Klaus was when I saw it was directed and animated by one of the animators on it.

    • @al6243
      @al6243 4 роки тому +82

      @@MrKlausbaudelaire Oh wow, I just looked it up and it is him. He also created the Despicable franchise. Boy be pretty rich right now.

    • @masternetboss2984
      @masternetboss2984 4 роки тому +10

      I agree

    • @baron-von-masky
      @baron-von-masky 4 роки тому +9

      And John carter

    • @greysa5074
      @greysa5074 4 роки тому +95

      I really enjoyed watching Treasure Planet as a kid. It's a bit sad that it's a considered a failure to me.

  • @evilspacezombie9
    @evilspacezombie9 4 роки тому +1325

    The book: chill. Has interesting and non-terrible alien designs.
    The movie: oh holy hell that's demonic.

    • @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958
      @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 4 роки тому +21

      Ur Local Ghostboy Yeah, the Book was better

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah, I don’t get how they got those designs from the book

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 4 роки тому +6

      @@aaronlandry3934
      They clearly didn't.
      I mean it's pretty obvious they took liberties all over the place with everything except for the basic story setup.
      I mean the character designs of the aliens are the most egregious by far. Whoever signed off on thinking they were cute or good should have not just been fired but blacklisted from Hollywood forever.

    • @lilymcelhannon3620
      @lilymcelhannon3620 4 роки тому +14

      My five year old self was NOT emotionally prepared to watch a flash back about some kid's mom hooked into a weird machine and murdered via obliteration.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 4 роки тому +5

      @@lilymcelhannon3620
      I like how the movie just hand waves it off like it's no big deal.

  • @tekuaniaakab2050
    @tekuaniaakab2050 2 роки тому +41

    It’s pretty clear that the weird designs for the martians were caused because the mocap requires a character that’s very human-like to translate the motion well. But they just apparently deformed certain features to the extreme so that they looked alien enough while still being workable with mocap. And then they made the strange decision to give them very human hair and skin. It makes them look like deformed apes and it’s just uncanny.

  • @Cherrybloodx
    @Cherrybloodx 4 роки тому +2149

    The humans look ok honestly.
    We don't talk about the other things.

    • @nacidoviernes13
      @nacidoviernes13 4 роки тому +87

      do you mean those thic martian ladies ?

    • @LovelyMossy
      @LovelyMossy 4 роки тому +64

      Alejandro Alfaro They said we do not speak of it.

    • @JamesChessman
      @JamesChessman 4 роки тому +31

      @@nacidoviernes13 those martian ladies really got it going on. Ki is such a babe

    • @NLTimotei
      @NLTimotei 4 роки тому +3

      @Bożydar Grabowski There are only two ideologies: Xenophobe and Fanatic Xenophobe. For the Emperor, death to xenos!

    • @Cherrybloodx
      @Cherrybloodx 4 роки тому +1

      @Thomas Veysey compared to the aliens tho I mean- its Better but not godly.

  • @Stickerznstitchez
    @Stickerznstitchez 4 роки тому +1227

    This movie scared me shitless as a kid, I thought the whole thing was a fever dream istg.

    • @xibalbagrim
      @xibalbagrim 4 роки тому +43

      I never even saw this movie, but the movie trailers and posters I saw as a kid really creeped me out

    • @wretchedcats4909
      @wretchedcats4909 4 роки тому +36

      Bro this movie gave me nightmares for years.

    • @fredtheskrub4525
      @fredtheskrub4525 4 роки тому +14

      dude i literally just made the same comment! up top. this movie was very frighteningly uncanny.

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 4 роки тому +21

      I watched the movie in theaters when I was 10 and same. Gave me a similar feeling to Coraline, except I was too young to understand that that one sucks and the other doesn’t.

    • @fenah.3343
      @fenah.3343 4 роки тому +2

      Sameeee!!!

  • @sarvcsm7208
    @sarvcsm7208 4 роки тому +624

    this movie actually scared the shit out of me when i was younger, both equally because of the aliens and of the fact that i thought mars was gonna steal my mfing mom

    • @THEETVS
      @THEETVS 4 роки тому +40

      I know... Dude i was like 9 when i saw this..... I was crying so hard when i thought the mom was going to die.... I've hated this movie ever since

    • @_cometxz
      @_cometxz 4 роки тому +3

      Same. I watched this movie when I was about 4 with my face like an inch away from the tv in the dark at night. When I saw the part when the mom got kidnapped I looked back at my mom sleeping and was terrified she was gonna get kidnapped

    • @angeIeyes
      @angeIeyes 4 роки тому +1

      After watching I got really paranoid and would cry a lot.

    • @angeIeyes
      @angeIeyes 4 роки тому +1

      I had so much nightmares...

    • @WillBilly.
      @WillBilly. 4 роки тому +6

      I saw it when I was like 10 at a friend's house and when my mom came to pick me up I went crying too her, I guess the movie helps kids appreciate there moms more?

  • @arianalussier160
    @arianalussier160 2 роки тому +57

    I now remember...
    This was the only movie...
    That wasn't a horror movie but made me have nightmares...

  • @holywarz
    @holywarz 4 роки тому +677

    This movie is the reason ‘Mars’ was removed from the title of “John Carter of Mars”. Fact.

    • @eduardomiranda7094
      @eduardomiranda7094 4 роки тому +8

      Joshua Simpson that movie crippled itself.

    • @thekrampuselbananoquevivee9947
      @thekrampuselbananoquevivee9947 4 роки тому +4

      John Carter was shit, i didn't even remember it existed

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 4 роки тому +22

      I actually liked John Carter. You just have to recognise it for what it is: It's a tribute to a lost genre, old science fantasy from a time when the solar system was a much more mysterious place where anything might exist.

    • @thekrampuselbananoquevivee9947
      @thekrampuselbananoquevivee9947 4 роки тому +1

      @@vylbird8014 then im not the target demographic lol

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 4 роки тому +5

      And the removal of the word "of."

  • @ellianna8292
    @ellianna8292 4 роки тому +708

    i remember this movie came out shortly after my mom died, and my dad thought it would be a good idea to take my siblings and i to go see it so we could get out of the house. needless to say it did not go well and we all left traumatized and in tears

    • @carmenrider8216
      @carmenrider8216 4 роки тому +101

      That's a retarded idea just in general. "HEY MY WIFE/KIDS MOM DIED, I SHOULD BUY A MOVIE ABOUT MOMS! THAT'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER!"

    • @patbuttramssuperfan
      @patbuttramssuperfan 4 роки тому +65

      Aw. That's really sad.

    • @carmenrider8216
      @carmenrider8216 4 роки тому +8

      @@patbuttramssuperfan yup

    • @alanfran
      @alanfran 4 роки тому +45

      My mom is fine, but i did got traumatized when i saw it anyways.
      Ow, and i feel sorry for you, i hope you are doing fine

    • @hobifulandluckii7805
      @hobifulandluckii7805 4 роки тому +17

      Wow. I didn't have to see this. Glad it wasn't 'Mars needs Biological fathers' or I would have been just like you.
      Edit: To be fair, I probably wouldn't have known what biological meant, but I know I would ask.

  • @jelle_o2708
    @jelle_o2708 4 роки тому +1475

    And this where "The book is better than the movie" is fully accepted

    • @Masterge77
      @Masterge77 4 роки тому +103

      Well the book looked a lot more charming and fun, while the movie tried to make goofy, light-hearted source material into a serious story, which 9 times out of 10 always backfires.

    • @gameplayer77801
      @gameplayer77801 4 роки тому +32

      Try Artemis Fowl. Disney is making a film adaptation for the book series that completely misses its mark

    • @andrejmarkusov5500
      @andrejmarkusov5500 4 роки тому +7

      @@Masterge77 lol i read the book in first grade and loved it
      Never knew it turned into a movie though

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 4 роки тому +7

      Oof that applied to like half of the movies out there. I can name a handful of poor renditions off the top of my head :( books to movies just don’t vibe well sometimes

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 4 роки тому +19

      @@gameplayer77801 yeah I've never read Artemis Fowl but aren't Disney making him into a superhero? When the entire point is that he's a Bond villain that happens to be a kid, and is an evil little shit?

  • @rilgibson299
    @rilgibson299 Рік тому +47

    Honestly can we just appreciate how Saber doesn’t just hate on movies, but actually gives good constructive criticism? It’s so refreshing to have content like this 👌

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 4 роки тому +735

    The fact that Disney just kind of swept Treasure Planet under the rug (which is absolutely why it lost money, btw) is fucking infuriating

    • @Jo-dh2hx
      @Jo-dh2hx 4 роки тому +33

      I know it was my favorite movie as a kid

    • @theletter5664
      @theletter5664 4 роки тому +10

      Yea, also a banger

    • @happyllama1160
      @happyllama1160 4 роки тому +12

      It’s such a great movie!!!!!!

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 4 роки тому +17

      I loved that movie (and atlantis)

    • @bonzley405
      @bonzley405 4 роки тому +34

      Not to mention The Princess and The Frog didn't make ENOUGH money to satiate those greedy pigs, so they drop 2D animation in film entirely. F Disney seriously!

  • @theunkownone240
    @theunkownone240 4 роки тому +506

    This movie scared me shitless when I was a little kid. I actually thought that if I was rude to my mom, my mom would get abducted.

    • @blue927plays4
      @blue927plays4 4 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @releasemefromthisheck9954
      @releasemefromthisheck9954 4 роки тому +25

      Same bro I slept in my moms bed for weeks so I could keep her safe

    • @0rdinaryyy
      @0rdinaryyy 4 роки тому +1

      Samee

    • @puweh
      @puweh 4 роки тому +2

      i watched this too when i was a little kid but instead i thought the kid was a little shit and thought he would get his ass beat anyways

    • @releasemefromthisheck9954
      @releasemefromthisheck9954 4 роки тому +3

      @@puweh you're one of my fellow brothers aren't you

  • @Boggwaterr
    @Boggwaterr 3 роки тому +2583

    “ did you just pull me.. out of bed??”
    “ wuuhhhhhhaaAHHHHHHHHHHHH-“
    Truly it is, the most relatable part of the movie

    • @ILuvBayonetta
      @ILuvBayonetta 3 роки тому +13

      300 likes and no comments?

    • @Boggwaterr
      @Boggwaterr 3 роки тому +63

      @@ILuvBayonetta comment so good ain’t nobody got nothing to add hehe

    • @ILuvBayonetta
      @ILuvBayonetta 3 роки тому +12

      @@Boggwaterr lol

    • @justnot5401
      @justnot5401 3 роки тому +36

      I could feel that scream deep inside my heart

    • @memeing9544
      @memeing9544 2 роки тому +28

      Not going to lie that was actually the funniest part of the movie

  • @madamedragon
    @madamedragon Рік тому +23

    I remember watching a lot of the commercials this movie back then, they where airing the adds so often on Disney Channel that I got fed up and refused my parents offer to see it when it finally came to theaters. Glad to know I made the right choice

    • @jayjaynuga6354
      @jayjaynuga6354 2 місяці тому

      Nah, you missed out. It's actually a great movie.

  • @droth1031
    @droth1031 3 роки тому +2007

    The thing that amazed me was that they go to Mars, meet an entirely different species, and yet they STILL manage to include a manic pixie dream girl character.

    • @tristantries9211
      @tristantries9211 2 роки тому +210

      Martian pixie dream girl

    • @jakekaywell5972
      @jakekaywell5972 2 роки тому +1

      Hypersexualization is the future. Resistance is futile and HAWT.

    • @grellsutcliffe8265
      @grellsutcliffe8265 2 роки тому +28

      The true inevitable

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Рік тому +4

      @@tristantries9211 Martin*

    • @GloriousGandalf
      @GloriousGandalf 11 місяців тому +4

      @@NigerianCrusader why would he mean martin and not martian here, that doesn't make any sense

  • @greenisnotcreative7685
    @greenisnotcreative7685 4 роки тому +6213

    "She feel in love with earth culture - she even learned english"
    Oh yes, the only language from earth

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 4 роки тому +706

      To be fair she watched primarly 60's American sitcoms. Knowing American culture is pretty present around the world it dosen't surprise me that what she stubbled upon and learned from.🤷

    • @greenisnotcreative7685
      @greenisnotcreative7685 4 роки тому +333

      @@tornadodee148 I know, I know, I was just found funny how Saber presented these facts

    • @pecksi5752
      @pecksi5752 4 роки тому +107

      Green Is Not Creative u gotta learn the supposedly universal language which most people know which is English so

    • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373
      @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 4 роки тому +32

      Too been fair in the Nemesis Saga by Jeremy Robinson English is the peasant language of the universe

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 4 роки тому +37

      R u l e b r i t a n i a

  • @se7couth
    @se7couth 4 роки тому +387

    My mom forced me to watch this everytime I didnt follow whatever she said to guilt trip me. No wonder this seems traumatizing

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol 3 роки тому +55

      I hate guilt tripping.

    • @Minjiji_kim
      @Minjiji_kim 3 роки тому +24

      My mom just cries her eyes out and starts asking if she’s bad, she knows I'm weak for people who cry.
      Another thing she does is scream angrily and starts saying that she’ll die if I don't do “anything” even if I'm helping
      Yay my mom.

  • @nylonfizzproductions2999
    @nylonfizzproductions2999 Рік тому +39

    Remember watching this as a young child with my father. It absolutely traumatized me and we left half way through. I was crying so hard and I don’t know why.
    Seeing this reminded me of that memory and honestly I don’t blame 7 year old me

  • @Spectra651
    @Spectra651 4 роки тому +643

    Me: Why would Martians want robots raising their babies?
    ~sees what Martian babies look like~
    Me: Oh.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 4 роки тому +10

      WHY DO THEY HAVE hAIIIIR!?

    • @Angie......
      @Angie...... 4 роки тому +5

      What I remember from the movie was that the aliens didn't knew how to raise their kids and basically where looking for a mom who was perfect for racing kids(Milo's mom) because she had a great balance. While the martians where looking for strict moms, they saw mothers give what their kids what they wanted, but when they saw Milo take out the trash, they said 'okay this is a strict mother' and decided to take her. I was very young but I remember this movie bc it traumatized me so much because of the needle scene. Just human experiments make me so uneasy and so idk.

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 роки тому +1

      13:16 this woman looks like a ball sack how are they complaining

  • @Pinkiecat101
    @Pinkiecat101 4 роки тому +752

    Can we just agree that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a movie that should NOT be touched in any way?

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot 4 роки тому +29

      Yes. Good people should all agree.

    • @Sedlan18
      @Sedlan18 4 роки тому +25

      they won"t, and they shouldn't, Richard Williams (Main Director of animation for the movie) passed away last year.

    • @Ironpants57
      @Ironpants57 4 роки тому +9

      @@Sedlan18 Who knows at this point.. Toystory 5 is a possibility. LooneyToons is still up and running with new episodes, new cast, new animators.. Iceage had 5 sequels.. Everyone's keeping up with the classics and remakes.. It's just matter of time before it happens. There was even a rumor about Roger Rabbit in 2016.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 4 роки тому +9

      I'm just glad most of the people involved with the first one including Bob hoskins are gone and won't have to watch something good ruined/destroyed by greed.
      Same thing with SpongeBob I'm very glad Steven Hillenburg isn't around to watch his creation driven into the ground.

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 роки тому +8

      John Doe heh like the friggin Super Bowl bs?
      Also I feel like it’d be awesome to see Roger rabbit touched up. Not remade but remastered. Remaking it is an awful idea.

  • @tessyboy7158
    @tessyboy7158 4 роки тому +789

    I did a report on this in sixth grade and the only note my teacher had was, "Almost knocked points off because of how scary this movie is."

    • @angelinebejaran2906
      @angelinebejaran2906 4 роки тому +11

      of*, 1 point off.(Your grade is 99, A+,or 4).

    • @ryanpickens8212
      @ryanpickens8212 4 роки тому +15

      @@angelinebejaran2906 no on is right. U report on something you don't report of something(sry if this came off as rude)

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +16

      This movie scared me as a kid because I didn't want to lose my mom lol

    • @gonzalogutierrez510
      @gonzalogutierrez510 4 роки тому +3

      I really believe this story. It just makes sense

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 4 роки тому +3

      For the scaryness, you should have earned points to compliment your dedication.

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 2 роки тому +34

    Mars Needs Mom: (lost $111 million dollars)
    Mulan 2020: *"I am $130 million dollars behind you."*

    • @kotchapakmaneechote2062
      @kotchapakmaneechote2062 4 місяці тому +1

      The Lone Ranger 2013: Oh yeah? I'm like lost $60 million more than you.
      John Carter: How pathetic do all of you guys get?

  • @absolutesquash
    @absolutesquash 4 роки тому +336

    i read the book as a kid and heres what i remember of the plot:
    this kid doesnt like his mom and doesnt really appreciate her.
    the martians dont have moms and theyre kinda sad, so they steal this kids mom. she drives them to their soccer practices and is nice to them and all that. its wholesome.
    then the kid is like "dang... i miss my mom" and i forgot how but he goes to mars and at first hes like "wtf, give me my mom back" and theyre like "but shes so nice! we dont have moms on mars" and he says "thats rough buddy"
    i forgot the ending i havent read the book in like 9 years but,,,, this movie is a disgrace.

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx 4 роки тому +56

      I‘m crying is this actually the book? The movie went kinda sorta wild with the whole "we‘ll kill your mum cause you we don’t wanna raise children" thing

    • @graysonrogers-barnes6302
      @graysonrogers-barnes6302 4 роки тому +3

      It sounds like what I expected as a kid.

    • @jaylin4101
      @jaylin4101 4 роки тому +15

      I love how you did the zuko line "thats rough buddy"😂

    • @leolizard3152
      @leolizard3152 4 роки тому +9

      jaylin alvarado
      “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

    • @CrabTastingMan
      @CrabTastingMan 4 роки тому

      *99% of the complaints are just whiney youtube bs.*
      1) "The concept not being like the original book means it is stupid."
      This is very shallow criticism.
      Shrek originally was just a children's book with simple story, where an ogre just wrecks stuff and then finds an ogre princess just as ugly as him and they marry.
      Shrek the movie was a completely different story, but no one complains about that!
      It seems hardly any of you know it is not uncommon practice for the American film industry to buy rights to various IP without using them for years, just in case of future lawsuits for plagiarism. So some film production buys multiple IPs that are loosely similar even when they have or may not have a central IP it is based on.
      2) Claiming it was terribly stupid to send the message "Remember kids, listening to your mom gets them abducted!"
      That's not what they are sending at all.
      By that logic, Lion King is a terrible movie for children because it explicitly sends the message:
      "Remember kids, your uncles are evil people who want to kill your dad!"
      Besides, Gribble straight up says that's a terrible truth a kid like him had to cope with! So what even is the problem, then?

  • @EvilCoffeeInc
    @EvilCoffeeInc 4 роки тому +413

    The weirdest thing about the animation to me is how every character holds their arms close to an A-pose while they idle. I think it must be something they do to avoid having to clean up clipping geometry later on, but it results in every character hover-handing their own hips when they could be leaning on a wall or slouching with their hands in their pockets or doing literally anything natural with their arms at idle. Come to think of it, this must be why these films tend to have exaggerated and awkward movement when two characters interact. Like they'll never actually hug or high-five, it's always awkward floating. It's physically uncomfortable to look at.

    • @atlas9761
      @atlas9761 4 роки тому +9

      It's because their anatomy is....
      Unfit for mocap.

    • @WitchCandyVODs
      @WitchCandyVODs 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly, like just make their arms a BIT lower my dudes, it's not that hard. The whole clipping thing is like okay yea, but their arms can go lower than that while still having nothing clip.
      Another thing that would help is to have the damn actors STANDING IN THAT POSE when calibrating
      Like damn

    • @claracallejo2824
      @claracallejo2824 4 роки тому +1

      They look like a character screen in a video game while you are customizing ut

  • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
    @thesupershinymegagengar2034 4 роки тому +723

    I'm still having trouble facing the fact that this is a Disney movie.

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 4 роки тому +3

      FINALLY! YOU MADE ANOTHER BAD-MOVIE REVIEW, NOT SOME FURRY FUEL! THE NATURAL ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED.
      P.S.: 5:06 I don't... 5:10 I don't.
      P.S.: 20:28 I watched some of Jon Tron's videos recently, making this joke all the more hilarious.

    • @marakarthegreat
      @marakarthegreat 4 роки тому +1

      maybe because we don't want to believe that this is a disney movie

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 4 роки тому +1

      The Super Shiny Mega Gengar
      Same, but for some reason, I’m also not surprised.

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 4 роки тому +1

      Well, can't blame us for that.

    • @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958
      @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 4 роки тому +1

      The Super Shiny Mega Gengar The movie honestly could’ve been much better if it wasn’t motion capture

  • @Gunsandguitars12
    @Gunsandguitars12 11 місяців тому +15

    I’m convinced that they saw “Home” from dreamworks and said “yes, we need that now”

    • @jd1800
      @jd1800 6 місяців тому +5

      That movie came out four years after this one.

  • @jknetwork6211
    @jknetwork6211 4 роки тому +717

    Anyone else keep forgetting that this was actually a Disney movie?

    • @shyjustfine
      @shyjustfine 4 роки тому +28

      JK Network l didn’t even know this was a disney movie until now

    • @FoxGirl2003
      @FoxGirl2003 4 роки тому +2

      I do

    • @CaitCher
      @CaitCher 4 роки тому +8

      I didn't even want to acknowledge this as a Disney film at all. I wanted to forget about it.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому

      I did

    • @ananas4064
      @ananas4064 4 роки тому +5

      i tought it was made by satan

  • @xprismic
    @xprismic 4 роки тому +553

    This movie scared me to death as a kid. I kept my eye on my mom all the time after this movie for 3 months.

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 4 роки тому +17

      Mia Sanchez lol that’s too cute

    • @CocoJBunny
      @CocoJBunny 4 роки тому +4

      Same here lol 😂

    • @moonhall
      @moonhall 4 роки тому +2

      Haha same

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 4 роки тому +4

      Mia Sanchez too fucking reletable man 😢. It’s funny now but then it was scary

    • @WindStar
      @WindStar 4 роки тому +6

      It really scared me that aliens were going to take my mom

  • @coasterkamikaze6812
    @coasterkamikaze6812 4 роки тому +1550

    "I've been putting off this video for a while."
    Not as long as you've been putting off Beastars.

    • @deerdeerdeerdeer9698
      @deerdeerdeerdeer9698 4 роки тому +63

      I love beasters.i love furrys 🐱🐺🐶🐯

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 роки тому +71

      @@deerdeerdeerdeer9698 Get out.

    • @brimst0ne896
      @brimst0ne896 4 роки тому +80

      @@galaxydoes8034 why does everyone hate furries? We're not doing anything wrong.

    • @kashgetem
      @kashgetem 4 роки тому +21

      InvaderToons cuz y’all stupid as hell.

    • @OhFicial67
      @OhFicial67 4 роки тому +36

      InvaderToons their existence is why people hate them

  • @LuminaryNewt
    @LuminaryNewt 2 роки тому +18

    Ive seen this before. I swear I have. It’s uncanny, so uncanny. I don’t recognize 99% of these scenes, except for the mom almost getting vaporized and stuff, which to me brings back memories of terror. I thought my mom was going to get vaporized one day because of this movie. I was terrified.

  • @chickuna7854
    @chickuna7854 4 роки тому +742

    “How could Disney have approved of this design” have you not seen Elastagirl

    • @zackolot
      @zackolot 4 роки тому +74

      Pixar was not owned by Disney when elastigirl was designed

    • @GentleWruzzPuppet
      @GentleWruzzPuppet 4 роки тому +20

      Extraaaa Thicccc

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 4 роки тому +14

      I haven’t seen Biggie Cheese since 2016

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 роки тому +4

      @@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 Bro that's Beef Wellington, what you talking about?

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 4 роки тому +12

      I can't help but think that Pixar purposely made her thicc and curvy. Not that I'm complaining.

  • @mirandamartin4001
    @mirandamartin4001 4 роки тому +977

    Moral of this lesson: Disney shouldn’t do movies revolving around Mars

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 роки тому +15

      Disney makes a horror movie about a man who bring a bottled water into the plane.

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 4 роки тому +9

      Moral of the story: Eat your broccoli

    • @rafhaelgonzales3436
      @rafhaelgonzales3436 4 роки тому +4

      *sad elon noises*

    • @alleu9210
      @alleu9210 4 роки тому

      sorry but the brave little toaster goes to mars would like to respectfully disagree thank u

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 4 роки тому

      Explain the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episodes where they met Martian Mickey and when Goofy went to Mars! Even if they are cartoon episodes...

  • @donotperceiveme6198
    @donotperceiveme6198 4 роки тому +296

    also... if the martians are native to mars... why do they need to breath earth-like air? Why do they have to wear the space helmets on the actual martian terrain? I think Ki's obsession with color is cute but I agree the attempted flirt relationship between her and Gribble is... uncomfortable at best. I have to say the mom waking up to be on mars and just screaming was hilarious. But its not even what I'd say is appropriate screaming. Shes just yelling, there's no actual feeling of surprise or fear or confusion that I would expect when waking up to find yourself on a completely different planet with no memory of how you got there.

    • @nicolassoriano2621
      @nicolassoriano2621 4 роки тому +3

      Mars suffered some catastrophes, they were advanced enough to make bases before the planets Surface was so shitty.

    • @EddheadAce
      @EddheadAce 4 роки тому +12

      There are some seems where the aliens are just smiling. And I'm just thinking... HOW DO THEY BREATHE WITH THEIR MOUTHS CLOSED?! They don't have noses! What?!

    • @txt5220
      @txt5220 4 роки тому +2

      Give it a few years, we'll all be breathing through N95 masks.

  • @cricketpi9327
    @cricketpi9327 2 роки тому +14

    My high-school literature class discussed the animated Beowulf movie this company made. Their interpretation of Grendel’s mother became a running joke being “sexy Grendel’s mother”, because of how horrifically portrayed the character was.

  • @Umbra_Ursus
    @Umbra_Ursus 4 роки тому +325

    The aliens actually look pretty good when armored up. Shame that's not how the whole race is presented.

  • @jaypark2177
    @jaypark2177 3 роки тому +1019

    for some reason when I was young, I remember enjoying this film. I wasn't afraid of the designs and I got emotionally sad when the mother sacrificed her helmet to her son. it made me cry :c

    • @greytabby183
      @greytabby183 3 роки тому +84

      This movie was so comforting to me and I thought Ki was so pretty and gribble was so funnt it's a core memory to me idk

    • @BobRoss-nj9et
      @BobRoss-nj9et 3 роки тому +35

      This was a family movie and we watched it a lot of times. Loved it

    • @MidnightMuffin
      @MidnightMuffin 3 роки тому +7

      As opposed to physically sad lmao

    • @dontworryabitbro
      @dontworryabitbro 3 роки тому +24

      Same, and I remember my dad being like "but it's literal garbage" and I was like "shut up i love it"

    • @Wumbee.
      @Wumbee. 3 роки тому +2

      Me to

  • @guy_onfire
    @guy_onfire 3 роки тому +1145

    This movie scarred me as a kid but I could not stop watching it. I can’t even comprehend it was a Disney film.

  • @j.s.2281
    @j.s.2281 2 роки тому +7

    9:04 dear God that's his mom? I thought it was going to be the mean older brother coming up after a workout to punch him in the arm...

  • @QueenCheetah
    @QueenCheetah 4 роки тому +151

    "He got the idea for 'Mars Needs Moms' when he saw his own 5-year old son Milo, throwing a tantrum at the dinner table, refusing to eat his broccoli-"
    Okay, I'm all for teaching kids about 'dealing with the consequences of your actions' and whatnot, but allowing this movie to be made? That's stone-cold.

  • @mrsinister8978
    @mrsinister8978 4 роки тому +411

    Gribble experienced his mom's death
    Ran away from home
    Has crazy personality
    References stuff from the 80s
    Falls in love with alien Girl
    Gribble is Star lord?! We can all agree that Disney executed this arc well the second time

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 роки тому +5

      that's exactly what i was thinking!

    • @boiitbespamtongspamton4518
      @boiitbespamtongspamton4518 4 роки тому +2

      You forgot about the god part

    • @mrsinister8978
      @mrsinister8978 4 роки тому +8

      @@boiitbespamtongspamton4518 "What am I supposed to say Jesus?!"

    • @jeredgreen9517
      @jeredgreen9517 4 роки тому +10

      Well....replace "ran away from home" with "abducted by aliens"

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 4 роки тому

      That could also be Dale Gribble from King of the Hill, so which Gribble are we talking about, lol??

  • @Mylkzi
    @Mylkzi 4 роки тому +880

    This movie gave me nightmares as a kid because it convinced me that aliens were coming for my mom

  • @kotchapakmaneechote2062
    @kotchapakmaneechote2062 2 роки тому +11

    Mars Needs Moms: I'm Disney's biggest failure.
    The Lone Ranger: Hold my money.
    John Carter: Ahem.

  • @destruxandexploze2552
    @destruxandexploze2552 4 роки тому +1761

    You know it’s bad when you look at a film and go “Wait that was made by Disney?”

    • @rena4627
      @rena4627 4 роки тому +34

      DestruxandExploze IKR, I thought the same exact thing.

    • @carmenrider8216
      @carmenrider8216 4 роки тому +39

      I did the same thing with Chicken Little

    • @-Secret
      @-Secret 4 роки тому +42

      Not always true, I didn't know Anastasia, treasure planet, and Atlantis were Disney movies and they were super good movies

    • @carmenrider8216
      @carmenrider8216 4 роки тому +15

      @@-Secret Yeah but the thing is, people don't even know those movies

    • @hannaht1976
      @hannaht1976 4 роки тому +43

      Kitty Kitty not to be that person, but Anastasia was NOT made by Disney
      Disney purchased the rights to the film after with the intention of making a sequel and also so they can sell merch, but Disney was not involved in producing it at all (edit for typo)

  • @braxbro7602
    @braxbro7602 4 роки тому +516

    “What is it about bad movies taking place on Mars?”
    *The Martian would like to know your location*

    • @mr.jack2002
      @mr.jack2002 4 роки тому +18

      Total Recall: Am i a joke to you?

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 4 роки тому +5

      Braxton B. That is one of the best movies I have ever seen.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 4 роки тому +2

      I really liked John Carter.

    • @julianmartinez4719
      @julianmartinez4719 4 роки тому

      @@KeybladeMasterAndy yeah.
      ¿Why so many people didn't like it?

    • @dracodracarys2339
      @dracodracarys2339 4 роки тому +2

      Coming soon on Disney Plus: When an Australian space program goes awry, a kangaroo, a koala and a wombat find themselves stranded on the surface of the Red Planet. Can they learn to put aside their differences in order to repair their ship and return back home? Find out in the latest new series: *The Mars Supials*

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 3 роки тому +644

    THE POLAR EXPRESS, A CHRISTMAS CAROL, AND MONSTER HOUSE WERE MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK

    • @jamess_0
      @jamess_0 3 роки тому +33

      I have never seen A Christmas Carol, but I have seen The Polar Express and Monster House. Monster House was pretty good, but The Polar Express was amazing and will always be a Christmas Favorite.

    • @jamess_0
      @jamess_0 3 роки тому +11

      @Imperalista I respect your opinion. Even though The Polar Express is good, it's best to only watch it at Christmas.

    • @mintstarmari
      @mintstarmari 2 роки тому +4

      Those movies may not have the best animation but their writing, acting and soundtrack were decent to great.

    • @greenghoul157
      @greenghoul157 2 роки тому

      I'm glad we don't do this style of animation anymore as much as I like these movies what pulled them through was the writing and voice acting

  • @laslalal8451
    @laslalal8451 Рік тому +12

    I was one of the few who saw this movie in the theater when I was seven and actually used to think it was pretty intense lol. I don’t think I’d think that now though. I also couldn’t tell if it was animated or live action, it was so surreal for me back then.

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 4 роки тому +693

    Treasure Planet should’ve done better, I’m sad it did bad.

    • @comedyblastYT
      @comedyblastYT 4 роки тому +49

      They didn't really do much to market it when it was first released if I remember right, they didn't really set it up for success

    • @etheriumart
      @etheriumart 4 роки тому +44

      They released it at the wrong time (should’ve been released in the summer) and they didn’t market it at all. Like hardly at all. There was one trailer

    • @annceres1204
      @annceres1204 4 роки тому +16

      @@etheriumart didn't that trailer spoil the movie as well?

    • @etheriumart
      @etheriumart 4 роки тому +6

      Veress Ceres sure did!

    • @annceres1204
      @annceres1204 4 роки тому +8

      @ThatOneCringeyAnimator yeah, I think the one reason that has been theorized is that Disney didn't like how expensive it was. Specifically, they didn't like how expensive deep-canvassing and its mixture of 2D and 3D was.

  • @SoCentralLA
    @SoCentralLA 4 роки тому +466

    Mars needs moms: is a huge failure
    Arctic dogs: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
    Edit: yes, I get it, this is an overused meme so this isn't funny or whatever. You don't have to remind me

    • @jackpearce367
      @jackpearce367 4 роки тому +7

      Tell me about it

    • @rion6206
      @rion6206 4 роки тому +8

      KSKSKEIJD at least the animation is not creepy

    • @folkjam
      @folkjam 4 роки тому +1

      not funny

    • @polipix_
      @polipix_ 4 роки тому

      overused meme...

    • @BastetMusic
      @BastetMusic 4 роки тому

      @@polipix_ but not inaccurate

  • @greentoenail
    @greentoenail 3 роки тому +2468

    I actually LOVED this movie as a kid and completely forgot about it until now

    • @jinyo6662
      @jinyo6662 3 роки тому +103

      YESsss. Same but I sill remembered it 7 years later and I still watch it now and then. It is a special movie because I watched it with my Grandma...😶❤😔

    • @Eri.647
      @Eri.647 3 роки тому +10

      Omg same

    • @TitanJonkler
      @TitanJonkler 3 роки тому +8

      SAME HERE!

    • @caprisundaddy7090
      @caprisundaddy7090 3 роки тому +37

      I frogot the name and was forced to search "animated mars movie" I remember watching this as a kid😥

    • @applejuice8271
      @applejuice8271 3 роки тому +10

      Same. It inspired me so much, especially the helmet scene

  • @RaindropRen
    @RaindropRen Рік тому +16

    to be fair to the kid and the writing of the kid, I also acted like the kid when I was younger, and I think it's more realistic that as soon as his mom was taken away, he wanted her back.
    At least to me, If it SOMEHOW happened to me as a kid, I'd be bawling my eyes out during all of it cause I never actually wanted to not have a mom, I just wanted more freedom. I never hated my mom.
    The least realistic thing about the kid to me is that he isn't crying enough. lol

  • @Kherron201
    @Kherron201 4 роки тому +438

    to be completely fair to the film, emotionally it got me pretty hard. the whole scene near the end where his mother removes her mask and puts it on him, breaking the lock to stop him removing it. When he realises and starts to call for his mommy? that got me weeping rivers. just put your self in his shoes and imagine as a kid coming to terms with your mother killing herself to let you live and you have to sit and watch her. just imagine that as a child.

    • @Vincent654
      @Vincent654 4 роки тому +55

      Kherron201 damn, even your comment makes me cry

    • @WorrizEcko
      @WorrizEcko 4 роки тому +38

      EXctly THATS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE THIS MOVIE

    • @min_says_h3110
      @min_says_h3110 4 роки тому +41

      Precisely. The movie isn't bad in my opinion, it's just a very weird story line.

    • @ninipanini7760
      @ninipanini7760 4 роки тому +5

      Gotta hug mom and cry into her after watching this movie lol

    • @BlaizeTheDragon
      @BlaizeTheDragon 4 роки тому +13

      Why does the scene sound so familiar? *remembers guardians of the galaxy 2* oh yeah. (i'm fully aware this came out first)
      Problem is though, the moments leading up to the scene or the events afterwards dont do it justice. It's a sad scene on its own but the build-up to that moment was lacking and they're both fine in the end anyway so the scene was kinda pointless. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tearjerkers dont work if it has no impact on the character development. Milo wouldn't have any different feelings if the scene wasn't there because he already had regrets of what he said and did in a nano second of her getting kidnapped and realized how much he loved his mother and visa versa.

  • @creativecipher
    @creativecipher 4 роки тому +2490

    Wait you're telling me these *actual martians* need helmets to *breathe* on Mars, their *actual* home planet? Yeah, that makes sense sure.

  • @dannag6983
    @dannag6983 4 роки тому +340

    This is kinda sad, Disney was trying to bring something new and original and it flopped, I’m not saying that the movie was good, but at least they tried, now they don’t even take the risk of doing something new or original, for real, the last original movie from Disney Animation Studios was Moana... in 2016 and Zootopia too, Disney should take a leap of faith with new projects

    • @domingadoflaminga3961
      @domingadoflaminga3961 4 роки тому +34

      That will be unlikely because they own like the 80% percent of worldwide entertainment. If one project flops... don't worry, they can take the money back by parasiting a FOX, Marvel... property. As a monopoly, they are barely risking anything. But yes, there is actual talent in Disney that deserves a chance to shine, you're spot on there!

    • @justgrayyy105
      @justgrayyy105 4 роки тому +3

      Danna Gámez Castañeda honestly though!!

    • @Sorel2020
      @Sorel2020 4 роки тому +2

      @@domingadoflaminga3961 actually most of the money they made was from the theme parks

    • @zhongli_simp_lmao7160
      @zhongli_simp_lmao7160 4 роки тому +2

      Well now they’re trying live action remakes and we can see how that’s going for them...

    • @sllawson6
      @sllawson6 Рік тому

      It happened many times in the 90’s and 00’s

  • @kookykiddo
    @kookykiddo 2 роки тому +18

    something about the movies with this similar animation style(though it is usually ugly asf) really work for me because it seems to portray emotion so well. I wish this style was used more these days, I feel like it could be done better

  • @erc3338
    @erc3338 4 роки тому +700

    Their motion capture Christmas Carol is actually pretty damn good imo.

    • @donmusik2691
      @donmusik2691 4 роки тому +91

      The Tintin movie is excellent.

    • @ChaoticJester
      @ChaoticJester 4 роки тому +70

      Polar Express was gud too

    • @jacksonroy8720
      @jacksonroy8720 4 роки тому +62

      I still watch monster house.. That movie slaps

    • @vibing6530
      @vibing6530 4 роки тому +36

      Mars Meets Mom is the only motion cap movie I didn't care about. I liked the others. ESPECIALLY Polar Express. That movie is still my favorite Christmas movie.

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 4 роки тому +13

      Tintin is an amazing movie. I still watch that movie all the time

  • @ubesilvana1337
    @ubesilvana1337 4 роки тому +494

    Lemme just say this-
    That scene where the movie is showing how the moms are vaporized traumatized me so bad that I went into an existential crisis at the ripe age of 4
    Edit: and rewatching the scene here made all of that "thought to be forgotten" trauma hit me like a truck

    • @paulnovacek3715
      @paulnovacek3715 4 роки тому +34

      Same, except I was 10 (I was kind of a wuss as a child)

    • @ubesilvana1337
      @ubesilvana1337 4 роки тому +51

      @@paulnovacek3715 bro I deadass cried and clinged to my mom for like a month or smth

    • @cracky-patty113
      @cracky-patty113 4 роки тому +24

      I remember I could never watch them scenes, I use to wuss out and force my brother to skip through them every time we watched it.

    • @Melodraca
      @Melodraca 4 роки тому +27

      my aunt somehow thought this would be an okay movie to show to my younger cousin who's always been EXTREMELY sensitive and I think it traumatized her because she was crying so hard it made young me realize how messed up it was which left us both sobbing. still freaks me out when I think about it today :/ I should go hug my mom once quarentine is over

    • @onettaviator5396
      @onettaviator5396 4 роки тому +6

      My parents never took me, but I was 7 when it dropped. This video is the first of me "seeing" it at age 16 and dear GOD-

  • @epicgodyoshi
    @epicgodyoshi 4 роки тому +631

    hard to swallow pills: Mars Needs Moms is a Disney movie

    • @Ghost-ce9tz
      @Ghost-ce9tz 4 роки тому +17

      I'm so happy it's a Disney movie

    • @itryan9962
      @itryan9962 4 роки тому +7

      @@Ghost-ce9tz wtf why are you happy?

    • @heroessquad2019
      @heroessquad2019 4 роки тому +6

      Seen the movie...I didn't like it, but I didn't hate it.

    • @DRUMCANJONES22
      @DRUMCANJONES22 4 роки тому +4

      @@heroessquad2019 same

    • @themaqueovelic
      @themaqueovelic 4 роки тому +3

      @@DRUMCANJONES22 you 2 are heroes.

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC Рік тому +10

    I remember when I was a kid, my mom visited for a day and read the book to my class and I sat up at the front with her during it and as she was introducing the book a classmate said something like “is it funny like the movie?” and kid me just super matter-of-factly responded instantly with “it’s sweet”
    I think my mom was quite proud of me in that moment lmfao

  • @cantelopes
    @cantelopes 4 роки тому +803

    I disagree, Milo immediately wanting his mother back after she was taken is more realistic than him, as you put it, dragging his feet and not really wanting to get her back. His mom was abducted by aliens and might not be seen again and even at his age, I think he could understand the big picture and knew that no longer having to argue with his mother anymore was not a good trade off for losing her forever haha

    • @Grizzlytalesforgruesomekids
      @Grizzlytalesforgruesomekids 4 роки тому +122

      Finally someone agrees with me the movie shows how much a child realizes how much their mums means to them I guess this youtuber forgotten this

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 4 роки тому +87

      True, but kids also can be quite stubborn...so I figure that the best thing would be to have him go to rescue her, but like refuse to admit that it's because she's right and he DOES need a mom.
      Basically, have him keep making really flimsy excuses, and like get annoyed when other characters suggest that he's actually missing his mom.
      "I can take care of myself. I don't need someone telling me what to do."

    • @apinkchameleon
      @apinkchameleon 4 роки тому +27

      @@dr.altoclef9255 Exactly, that would probably be the most realistic lol

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 4 роки тому +19

      I don't care how big of a fight it was you'd be worried about them. But the stupidity of a child to run after the fucking space ship is golden

    • @serbianslav5494
      @serbianslav5494 4 роки тому

      69 likes. *NOICE*

  • @larrackell
    @larrackell 4 роки тому +576

    I was today years old when I found out Monster House was a mo-cap movie...

    • @rileyjfosbre6383
      @rileyjfosbre6383 4 роки тому +4

      Lar Rackell me too

    • @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958
      @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 4 роки тому +3

      Lar Rackell Same

    • @Skadoodly_Dave
      @Skadoodly_Dave 4 роки тому +2

      Lol yes

    • @krystanoelll
      @krystanoelll 4 роки тому +21

      Same! I think it’s because the mo-cap in that movie is bad for mo-cap standards so it lacks the uncanny valley aspect. So it just looks like normal computer animation. Does that make sense?

    • @itsalore9395
      @itsalore9395 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @alphaareus
    @alphaareus 4 роки тому +356

    I’m way too over attached to The Polar Express to call it creepy. I find the mo-cap to be much nicer than a lot of others, and it has a very beautiful story and music score.

    • @vibing6530
      @vibing6530 4 роки тому +29

      Yes. That movie was my favorite Christmas movie. Like I wanted to be that kid and it felt magical to me.

    • @lauramays9296
      @lauramays9296 4 роки тому +6

      Same. :)

    • @TheBunnygirl20
      @TheBunnygirl20 4 роки тому +6

      I loved it!

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 4 роки тому +5

      I guess that's why I think it's creepy cause I never was attached to that movie nor did I ever like it.

    • @taboo2785
      @taboo2785 4 роки тому +2

      Yes but those aliens DISGUSTING UGLY, JonTron: THAT WAS A LOAD OF SHIT

  • @CiDaOb
    @CiDaOb Рік тому +11

    My teacher always made us watch the weirdest, low budget movies in class. This was the one that I fully remembered because I actually found it pretty interesting.

  • @TweetsieRailroader
    @TweetsieRailroader 4 роки тому +974

    This movie is literally The Polar Express' Dead Beat Cousin.

    • @nevaehonrefni
      @nevaehonrefni 4 роки тому +3

      Okay hold up-

    • @lampshade7189
      @lampshade7189 4 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @reddrahvett623
      @reddrahvett623 4 роки тому +18

      Except polar express looks good in comparison, and is actually a good movie.

    • @nevaehonrefni
      @nevaehonrefni 4 роки тому +7

      @@reddrahvett623 facts. And if Tom Hanks as the conductor doesnt get the recognition he deserves i swear-

    • @numberq1134
      @numberq1134 4 роки тому +1

      Ah bah bah! This credit is non-transferable

  • @_Silly.goofy.exe_
    @_Silly.goofy.exe_ 4 роки тому +824

    Everyone else: 👩👦
    Martians: 👁️ 👄 👁️

    • @strawberryfields9762
      @strawberryfields9762 4 роки тому +90

      More like
      Martians: 👁 👄 👁

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 4 роки тому +9

      @@strawberryfields9762 this is still somehow inaccurate

    • @GhazMazMSM
      @GhazMazMSM 4 роки тому +9

      Real people: 👩🧒
      These people: ( ):

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 4 роки тому +33

      👁️ 👄 👁️

    • @dumbun6660
      @dumbun6660 4 роки тому +33

      👁 👁
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  • @cosmic.c
    @cosmic.c 4 роки тому +125

    God I remember watching this movie. At the end, my mom joked that she had to go to Mars now and pretended to go outside and walk away and I cried(I was around 6 at the time I think)

  • @tryintheirbestpacito7765
    @tryintheirbestpacito7765 2 роки тому +9

    I remember watching this when it came out and my mother had to comfort me in theaters because I broke down sobbing at the helmet scene lol. Didn't think it lost *that* much money in the box office RIP

  • @tdelfino2509
    @tdelfino2509 4 роки тому +610

    Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius did basically this exact same story much better

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 4 роки тому +44

      Josué Vicioso And that was ten years before this movie even came out.

    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 4 роки тому +8

      1:44, welp, time to break out the eye bleach!

    • @cdubbb8451
      @cdubbb8451 4 роки тому +9

      oh. my. GOD. You’re right!

  • @dartdevious561
    @dartdevious561 4 роки тому +505

    Director: Prince of Egypt
    Same Director: Mars Needs Moms
    How.

    • @Hatohime
      @Hatohime 4 роки тому +48

      Good direction can't save a poor concept for a film

    • @Hatohime
      @Hatohime 4 роки тому +18

      Or in this case, the uncanny Valley

    • @diegobareno5820
      @diegobareno5820 4 роки тому +3

      *WHAT!?*

    • @alyssabullock6421
      @alyssabullock6421 4 роки тому +8

      Prince of Egypt already had a good base to go off of, but Mars Needs Moms was based off a mere children's book, so it needed alot more originality to it.

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 4 роки тому

      Dart Devious guess chase bible stories are more interesting lmao

  • @kami1778
    @kami1778 4 роки тому +183

    If mom can’t even control her brat then why was she chosen

    • @10Raccoon
      @10Raccoon 4 роки тому +12

      Because in theory, she was a fine mom and she wouldn't be missed.

    • @firekeeper3421
      @firekeeper3421 4 роки тому +1

      @@10Raccoon by what metric does she make a fine mom I wonder?

    • @alphaq5819
      @alphaq5819 4 роки тому +1

      Kingu Wyvern oooohhh fuck! Got em!

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 роки тому +1

      And the martian kids were way worse than this human kid, so how exactly was she in any way fit to raise them? Just get some orphanage nun who will spank their asses.