Alternate History, 2000 those guys Bring Rona back, 10 years later, Liberstan becomes a new country in western US. Democratic Republic of New England Recognizes the new Country, Whats Left of the United States plans to invade, Liberstan... in 20 years, World War 3, US invades New England, and Liberstan. China and Russia send a massive occupation army to the United States to save Liberstan and Democratic Republic of New England. I should write a book about this....
If they did stop 2020 from happening, there would be no reason to go back and warn themselves in the first place. They would have never had the chance to recieve the warning, thereby allowing 2020 to happen as it originally would have.
Sorry guys you've created a giant time paradox of cluster fuckery. The "time travelers" wouldn't be on the same time line...Should have told them to invest in Enron.
There’s always that one guy who wants to tell you how it’s not possible instead of seeing the humor that it was simply meant to be. Go ahead and educate everyone on string theory and quantum physics next, I hear that shit gets people laughing their asses off!
@@spamuraigranatabru1149 Yea, it was called the U.S. Air Force Space Command, and up until the "Space farce", they did a great job. Just because YOU never heard of it, doesn't mean the air force didn't have a dedicated group for space surveillance. Now? Now, there is an entirely new branch of the military that wants to suckle at the teat that is the National Defense Budget. With the size, scope, and all associated maintenance costs that come with the U.S. Military, creating an entirely new branch at this time was retarded.
I was about to say something about the sleeve roll... need to research a little bit more guys about the "Old Fart's" Army. Who out there remembers the Class B Khakis???
Yeah only 2 of those skits were characterized. I'm pretty sure the last one was publicly coming out/ what you would see if you walked in their barracks. Hey not judging! Its ok soldiers. Carry on.
Drew, Nukes aren't the only WMDs. As a combat engineer, I was involved in burying chemical weapons that Iraq supposedly didn't have. Not to mention, we know he used chemicals against his own people, and Syria got some of their stockpile from Iraq.
@@oz5854 Iraq had domestic production. And that's not the point, the point is that people criticized the Iraq War by saying no WMDs were found when there were.
I keep the winning lottery numbers for the 1.5 BILLION dollar jackpot on my cell phone just in case I go back in time. They couldn't have mentioned that?
@@robertosanchez6803 Meh, all the restaurants still do to go. TP would've been a good stock pile as I didn't buy tp for 3 months. Shitted at work as much as possible. Didn't realize how fucking stupid ppl are. Monkey see Monkey do. One jackass buys $80 worth of tp the next idiot does the same. Then the idiotic management didn't restrict sales until they were sold out, EVERYWHERE. Consumers caused the shortage lol
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 amazing...what a joke. No doubt this foolery is a drain on the squad & platoon. But to even be able to make comment on what you have to put up & the leadership will use the UCMJ on you, lunacy!
@@zachwesthoff692 no, what they're saying is its rolled incorrectly for Army. In the army we would roll sleeves, but the cuff goes over the fold. It's a completely different way of rolling them.
@@Euan_Miller43 the kurds and his people have nothing to do with us,how many american lives and families did the war ruin over here so therefore it was a big waste of time and money
I'm not in any branch of service and that was pretty damn good,started watching your youttube off and on years ago drew. that was damn good👍 laughed my*** off.thanks for both of y'all service✌✌
I would’ve gone back a few years and told myself, “get out. The pussification of the Army your drills warned you about will be in full swing by 2020. And everyone in the nation will be acting like lunatics because of a flu virus that has a 99% recovery rate. Trump gets cheated, Joe Biden becomes President....Just build a cabin in the woods.”
I wonder if the modern versions have shaving profiles. Also, that one dude is an E3... 19-20 years later and he's only an E-3? He must have charlie foxtrotted big time.
@@DBCooper363 What do you mean ? Now they have the WW II style dress brown uniform... or at least that's the plan. I'm not sure of it's present status. It looks pretty sharp and I liked the pic I saw of it. Plus, the Army has had a variety of uniforms over time. Tradition will go on where it can, but if newer, better things can improve the situation they will be adopted. The greens only go back to after WW II, so they aren't THAT traditional. People apparently liked the brown uniforms much better when asked.
Your sleeves are rolled up wrong. Your uniforms aren't pressed. Your not in AIT because your hair is permanent party so you should have at least a private stripe on your collar. I can't see your unit patch. Combat soldier of the 80's here.
@@CtheDead209-zt8tj Soldiers still had carryover BDU's towards the end of 06. I joined in June 2006 and had all ACUs but still got issued a BDU jacket since the ACU winter gear hadn't came around yet. Some guys in my AIT still had all BDUs from basic and the switch became official for FY07.
@@Irish381We Sailors wear their sleeves rolled up the same was Marines when wearing BDUs. If I could time travel to 2000 I'd tell the navy brass to forget about making blue camouflage uniforms , train watchstanders how to avoid colliding with merchant ships , tell everyone to stock up on 22lr and 9mm ammo , and advise them not to take out a home loan in 2007.
You know how wrong the time travellers from the 2050 are, when you see Drew wearing a German marksmanship medal in silver... wear it in gold or don't wear it at all 😂😂
Dudes. Totally fucked up the time travel. You did not tell your past selves to bet all life savings on Red Sox to win the pennant on day one of the season in 2004.
So nothing about the progressive left and factions of the FBI conspiring with China to overthrow a duly elected president and create a socialistic state? Because that's pretty scary. What about Clinton and Benghazi?
That was way to much information for a couple of E1s
Should make them put a brain bucket on so they don't make a mess when their minds get blown.
Better to tell the E1s than tell the butterbars .
Victor Waddell. Preaching!!!
Throws off on E1’s, yet can’t determine the correct “too”
They tuned out after “new uniforms”
Plot twist. They brought the Rona to 2000
Alternate History, 2000 those guys Bring Rona back, 10 years later, Liberstan becomes a new country in western US. Democratic Republic of New England Recognizes the new Country, Whats Left of the United States plans to invade, Liberstan... in 20 years, World War 3, US invades New England, and Liberstan. China and Russia send a massive occupation army to the United States to save Liberstan and Democratic Republic of New England.
I should write a book about this....
@@irontusk341 Lol... nice!
Rona: i... am... INEVITABLE...
It evolved and today we know it as they SARS pandemy of '03 :o
@@irontusk341 dam brah
So you guys knew what was gonna happen and didn't stop 2020. Damn it.
Damn. Imagine if they did. 2020 would've never happened.
We'd just skip 2019 to 2021
If they did stop 2020 from happening, there would be no reason to go back and warn themselves in the first place. They would have never had the chance to recieve the warning, thereby allowing 2020 to happen as it originally would have.
Sorry guys you've created a giant time paradox of cluster fuckery. The "time travelers" wouldn't be on the same time line...Should have told them to invest in Enron.
Do you pronounce that Gahn-yone ? Like Andre Gagnon the soundtrack composer :)
@@hirumbiffidum9145 I do not, i don't normally pronounce it the French way. I pronounce it Gag non.
Amazon...
Lmfao
There’s always that one guy who wants to tell you how it’s not possible instead of seeing the humor that it was simply meant to be. Go ahead and educate everyone on string theory and quantum physics next, I hear that shit gets people laughing their asses off!
That 2050 shit was scary
Giant asteroid 2020.
Yea about that.
Patrick Branch
That 2050 looked like 2019....
Rick Sanchez C137 - I thought it looked 1987.
Bro remember 2064
Didn’t mention anything about “Space Force”
NGL, they do need a dedicated group that does space reconnaissance.
Its cause no one cares
@@spamuraigranatabru1149 Yea, it was called the U.S. Air Force Space Command, and up until the "Space farce", they did a great job. Just because YOU never heard of it, doesn't mean the air force didn't have a dedicated group for space surveillance. Now? Now, there is an entirely new branch of the military that wants to suckle at the teat that is the National Defense Budget.
With the size, scope, and all associated maintenance costs that come with the U.S. Military, creating an entirely new branch at this time was retarded.
@@hsiehman Okay okay, i won't defend it so you can have the glory.
Also SJWs and the snowflake generation
You need Yusha Thomas for this.
Yessir
But Sarge..
Don't worry pri'ate. I got something that'll take care of that. HALF RIGHT! HUH! 😂😂
Someone bring Petty Officer Dingleberry while you're at it XD
Too easy
Imagine their NCOs reaction when they mention covid
How'd you know about project covid!?
scary
..
@Apple Tek Support shut up
@@maxkreuzer he's right, you know.
@@redcell9636 I mean, it was partially funded by America under the Obama Administration if not Bush's.
Thanks Señor Hitler!
"We're going to war with Iraq in 2001. Listen don't go there. BIG waste of time."
The understatement of my lifetime.
"Invest in bitcoin"
Darn. I'd tell myself that too
Along with Netflix, Tesla, and SpaceX.
I'd rath invest in marvel and AMD.
Don’t forget about amazon
Drop $1000 on Bitcoin and wait until 2020 cash out.
@@edgeldine3499 I mean, in 2011, bitcoin was 1 dollar, and now it is 40,000 dollars. Pretty good return isn't it?
Time travel turned them into Marines. Sleeves rolled up wrong... Grin loved it!
Can u time travel to Fort Hood April 20th to prevent the murder of Vanessa Guillen committed by her fellow soldier that'll be pretty cool
lol,good old Gunny rolls.
ORAAH!
I was about to say something about the sleeve roll... need to research a little bit more guys about the "Old Fart's" Army.
Who out there remembers the Class B Khakis???
@@CoyoteSevenFL or, you need to remember how wrong a Private E-1 is in the Army. These "characters" are clearly dirtsacks. 😉
The guys in 81's... don't let Top see those sleeves.
Yeah, can't believe the non-reg roll on the sleeves!
They rolled them like Marines!
yeah and the fac hair is out of regs
@@sgt.guardsman2221 yeah... except crooked as hell.
This would've helped me. I enlisted in 99.
Same...out in 03 Thank God
Mental Mand'alor u didn’t get stop lossed ?
I died when he said Barrack Obama is probably from Nigeria 😂😂😂😂
Pretty sure he's from Somalia.
A black hawaiian? Ok.
You should visit Somalia. It’s actually a really cool Country. That’s where I was born.
@@oompalumpus699 He actually from The United States of America...
@Devil Dog 1341 🤣🤣🤣
XD "don't ask don't tell" great work putting it in the script overall awesome really pulled off playing 2 characters u guys are great
Omg had me dieing laughing
Yeah only 2 of those skits were characterized. I'm pretty sure the last one was publicly coming out/ what you would see if you walked in their barracks. Hey not judging! Its ok soldiers. Carry on.
Drew, Nukes aren't the only WMDs. As a combat engineer, I was involved in burying chemical weapons that Iraq supposedly didn't have. Not to mention, we know he used chemicals against his own people, and Syria got some of their stockpile from Iraq.
And who sold Iraq chemical weapons? And why are we surprised they have them when we sold it to them? lmao...
@@oz5854 Iraq had domestic production. And that's not the point, the point is that people criticized the Iraq War by saying no WMDs were found when there were.
I keep the winning lottery numbers for the 1.5 BILLION dollar jackpot on my cell phone just in case I go back in time. They couldn't have mentioned that?
Random numbers change because of the fuckery
That is some groundhog day shit. Run for president because that's the attitude America needs.
We all got bad knees, take a knee. LMAO
To bad they didn't have the ACFT back then. Wouldn't have trashed knees today.
The first group forgot to tell them to start stocking up on toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and lysol 😏
What about food
DAMN IT!!!!
@@robertosanchez6803 Meh, all the restaurants still do to go. TP would've been a good stock pile as I didn't buy tp for 3 months. Shitted at work as much as possible. Didn't realize how fucking stupid ppl are. Monkey see Monkey do. One jackass buys $80 worth of tp the next idiot does the same. Then the idiotic management didn't restrict sales until they were sold out, EVERYWHERE. Consumers caused the shortage lol
Don't forget to tell Robin William's everything will be okay, just hang in there. 😭
Wrong wording there
Very poor choice of words
Yall are wrong. Lol
Oof!
i hope whoever was flicking the lights on and off in the back had fun
"go to Iran and Afghanistan, thats where all the bombs are"
yikes
endless war and global pandemic...it sounds like a movie like apocalypse for the guy from 2000s.
You forgot to mention: Women in the Infantry.
Mention to them how you got article 15 from your chain of command because you dare to criticize women in the infantry.
soldier seriously!?
@@christopherhazell420 Political correctness rules everything and everywhere.
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 amazing...what a joke. No doubt this foolery is a drain on the squad & platoon.
But to even be able to make comment on what you have to put up & the leadership will use the UCMJ on you, lunacy!
Lmaooo “NIPR, SIPR, she dosent know the difference”
Heath! Heath Ledger! 🙏
you guys really really need to take your medication .before I died laughing.
Are you wearing mascera?.... Maybe it's Mabeline?
The dark timeline in which CHAZ metastasizes.
Why are your sleeves rolled up like Marines, SOLDIER? 🤔
They were allowed to back then
@@zachwesthoff692 no, what they're saying is its rolled incorrectly for Army.
In the army we would roll sleeves, but the cuff goes over the fold.
It's a completely different way of rolling them.
Financial Advice? Cubs win the 2016 World Series, bet on that!!
Drew: "Now pay attention, you little $h*ts..."
Me: That's something *I'd* say. 😀
YOU FORGOT EPSTEIN AND TRUMP AND AMAZON
Yeah Trump is pretty great for the military.
@@hydrasoulz959 nah thats why they said make hilary a hero
And SPACE FORCE!
@@hydrasoulz959 Yeah, that's why President Obama expanded the fleet while Trump did nothing except waste tax payers money on Golf
@@romangeneral23 I mean, golf is quite important. Gotta work on that short game.
Damn those mustaches. I thought it was the 80's.
Honestly, I love those M81 BDU. Nice to wear compared to the new one.
That "Listen, Shitsticks !" had me cracking the fuck up !!!!
Keep it up, Guys !!!
It’s funny how they say “Obama was alright” you guys must be trying extra hard to make a joke right there😂
When you find out that you brought the “virus” to the past
WMDs are more than nukes; like nerve agents, or any poison gas. Also; most of the WMDs where shipped to Syria, in commercial planes.
Ah, that old lie.
lol
Dan Morgan regardless of WMD’s the invasion was justified with how awful Sadam treated the Kurds and his people
That sounds like a remarkably convenient premise for the US to have invaded Syria at the time.
@@Euan_Miller43 the kurds and his people have nothing to do with us,how many american lives and families did the war ruin over here so therefore it was a big waste of time and money
I would’ve told them to let Kobe take no helicopter 😭
He ain't got no nukes leave that man alone.
Tell Micheal Jackson to change doctors? How about telling him to stay away from them kids.
Yeah, that story was pretty scuffed. Not saying he did or didn't but I'm fairly certain his accusers were not victims at the very least.
2000 would have been too late to tell jim to stop...
He made thriller...
4:06 XD my mans pulled out a Q-Tip
🤣
Same one I was shining my boots with. 🤷♂️
I'm not in any branch of service and that was pretty damn good,started watching your youttube off and on years ago drew. that was damn good👍 laughed my*** off.thanks for both of y'all service✌✌
if they had come in UCP they would have been thrown into a madhouse.
It really does blend in with Grandma's couch; can confirm.
ACP
@@Peacemaker-96 bo can confirm, its UCP at least that's what they have on my clothing record
@@redcell9636 Universal Camouflage Pattern
no joke^^ they really meant it.
POGs traveling to the past more like
this man said "I love you 3000" and started squealing lmfao! I was dying of laughter right there
Great shit!!! You guy’s are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs .. “Airborne, All The Way!”.
You forgot KOBE😭
Who? ...lol j/k
No body cares
I would’ve gone back a few years and told myself, “get out. The pussification of the Army your drills warned you about will be in full swing by 2020. And everyone in the nation will be acting like lunatics because of a flu virus that has a 99% recovery rate. Trump gets cheated, Joe Biden becomes President....Just build a cabin in the woods.”
NIPR SIPR doesn't know the difference had me dying lol
They could have helped Harambe and stopped this madness
I wonder if the modern versions have shaving profiles. Also, that one dude is an E3... 19-20 years later and he's only an E-3? He must have charlie foxtrotted big time.
Why are they're sleeved rolled like marines
The dress greens got phased out in 2010 lol. I liked those more then the current dress blues...
@Blitz 557 The dress greens are classic Army uniforms. The Army doesnt really care about history I guess...
I like the dress blues. Looking forward to pinks and greens though.
@@DBCooper363 What do you mean ? Now they have the WW II style dress brown uniform... or at least that's the plan. I'm not sure of it's present status. It looks pretty sharp and I liked the pic I saw of it. Plus, the Army has had a variety of uniforms over time. Tradition will go on where it can, but if newer, better things can improve the situation they will be adopted. The greens only go back to after WW II, so they aren't THAT traditional. People apparently liked the brown uniforms much better when asked.
BDUs....I got to wear BDUs back in 2001 during basic....I also spitshined belt buckles and boots.....what a times. ....
This channel is beyond underappreciated
Graham and Hodges hair is out of reg for 2000. Even for an E1, those uniforms are soup sandwiches.
I'm just happy Bitcoin got a mention😂😂😂
I see you guys rolled up your sleeves like we do in the Marines. Cool video.😎
We used to be able to do that
Yeah they rolled them up wrong.
The Critic in the army we did it differently
Army used to do that during BDU days and prior... nevermind, can't expect crayon eaters to do simple Google search.
johnnycatR58
“Crayon eater,” I’m old School.
"Maybe its mabaling" I lost it
Maybeline?
@@thill29 maybe 😁
The real question: why do they wear german badges with the string in the future? 🤔
I thought they went back in time to correct those soup sandwich sleeves.
0:44
“your getting new uniforms”
Me: Remembers the UCP pattern*
At least you don't have to polish your boots anymore.
The ACU isn’t a pattern. You thinking of the UCP?
xvxNinjaWolfxvx Oh damn
@@lukewarmwater6713 lol
Your sleeves are rolled up wrong. Your uniforms aren't pressed. Your not in AIT because your hair is permanent party so you should have at least a private stripe on your collar. I can't see your unit patch. Combat soldier of the 80's here.
you just dropped some napalm on these guys lol
The past!? I wore that uniform starting in 2006!
no you didn't they switched to the ACU in 2003-2004...
🤔 What!? ACUs was the uniform in 2006. Also, um... we're in 2020, 2006 is, also, the muhfukkin past... 🤨
@@justonrg I was in the navy. Didn't realize how long ago 2006 was. edit: damn its 2020. tbi man, tbi
@@justonrg to be honest, i forgot I even commented on your video.
@@CtheDead209-zt8tj Soldiers still had carryover BDU's towards the end of 06. I joined in June 2006 and had all ACUs but still got issued a BDU jacket since the ACU winter gear hadn't came around yet. Some guys in my AIT still had all BDUs from basic and the switch became official for FY07.
I love these videos. Keep em up. Embrace The Grind. Hooah!
You’re going to piss off a lot of people.
Especially the ones that love pissing off a lot people.
This was hilarious.
"Tell Prince to take the stairs" Gold!
If only we had this information o what a world somebody invent a time machine!!!!
This is sad terrifying and funny all at once they hit all the buttons.... I approve
How the heck did you guys not say "Amazon"????
Can u time travel to Fort Hood April 20th to prevent the murder of Vanessa Guillen committed by her fellow soldier that'll be pretty cool
That got proven? Honestly thought that was suicide. Educate me mister.
Ser Ryan that dude hit her with a hammer then put her on a pelican case and dump her on the forest
Um... what about that P.O.S. Major at the old Sports Dome?
@@Necro718 another case is of laVena Johnson murdered in Afghanistan by her fellow soldier but ruled suicide. Pretty sad.
The last cry after 3000.....
😂☠️
Lol take away Hilliary's SIPR and NIPR email accounts. Rofl so true.
i thought these guys were funny until they started promoting Hillary Clinton.
no need to get so butthurt about everything goddamn
Maybe it's Maybeline 😂 thanks so much to the liberal liberation! Wtf 😂😂
You guys had to just drag "Nigerians" into this, right? 🤣
This is what cyber command has been doing
Only Marines wore the sleeves rolled like that, on the bdu's.
Damn Skippy, SEMPER FI carry on devil dogs 🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😈
@@Irish381We Sailors wear their sleeves rolled up the same was Marines when wearing BDUs. If I could time travel to 2000 I'd tell the navy brass to forget about making blue camouflage uniforms , train watchstanders how to avoid colliding with merchant ships , tell everyone to stock up on 22lr and 9mm ammo , and advise them not to take out a home loan in 2007.
When they're wearing the uniforms 2050, are those actual rank, ribbons.
Should’ve saved Epstein instead of Hillary...just saying.
Pause on 7:19 are those bundles of sticks with an axe on the uniform?
"Emails? Phone? How is she doing emails on phones?"
Emailing with a smart phone.
The recession part cracked me up. What you said was 100% wrong. Until you said there was gonna be a recession.
Pvt. Hodges is my spirit animal, and 50 years in the future he’s still a private.
You know how wrong the time travellers from the 2050 are, when you see Drew wearing a German marksmanship medal in silver... wear it in gold or don't wear it at all 😂😂
Can u time travel to Fort Hood April 20th to prevent the murder of Vanessa Guillen committed by her fellow soldier that'll be pretty cool
Dudes. Totally fucked up the time travel.
You did not tell your past selves to bet all life savings on Red Sox to win the pennant on day one of the season in 2004.
I think this might be my favorite video of you two. Keep it up brothers!
Hilarious I love the content! 😂
Lmfao! Good job guys! Miss the funny shit you do.
I thought this was some real shit
from my notification wait a min....
This shit actually happened ( •_• )
So nothing about the progressive left and factions of the FBI conspiring with China to overthrow a duly elected president and create a socialistic state? Because that's pretty scary. What about Clinton and Benghazi?
yes, what about Trump being active member of KKK and was caught in high school with the Swastika flag. what about that?
@@johndonne2181 xd papi trump
You realize that this is a comedy video, right?
They did talk about those fools
"wake up to make up!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂
The words "I love Ricki Lake" were never uttered the entire time I was in the Marine Corps and her show was done before I joined the Army...
Should have given them their uniforms and tell the to switch to the OCP
The dudes shoulda tell about ACU cz he wear woodland and do not think about worth camo xD
The 18th MP Brigade patch on the 2050 libs shoulder. Is it something that was just grabbed? Or is it one of the staff’s personal patch?
In 2050 those guys look GREAT for being in their 70s. Medical care must reverse aging by then.
Time to join the army for secret things
I love how no one noticed in 2050 he was still a private lol.