Blutarch: Dear Lord, this is Blutarch Mann speaking. Redmond: and Redmond. Blutarch: Shut up Redmond I'm praying! Lord please send my brother to hell Amen. Redmond: Lord wait! Whatever he's praying to you for I'll double it. HAHA HAHA! Blutarch: NOOOO! Redmond: I WIN AT PRAYING!! >:D
Yes but red and blu got him sick with every known disease on the trip to see the land they convinced him to spend almost all of his fortune on just to find at the time seemingly worthless "fools gravel", all gray did was say hello to his dad upon birth which freaked zepheniah out and later say he would get revenge for abandoning him
That moment when you realize, the voice actor of these two is also the guy who voices Blaze from Blaze & The Monster Machines. He also voices the Bombinomicon and Merasmus.
He has played so many different roles but honestly this is one of the most surprising that he voiced Blaze I was also surprised he voiced Kraag from TMNT 2012
They're dad's sons, as long as one feels like Dad likes the other more they'll fight. If you ask me, that is. It's not about the cash anymore (even though I can imagine cash is still in, seeing how they both are probably still fighting over "who's wealthier than the other and thus better in Dad's eyes" thing. Rich people problems?), it's about affection, who by now neither of them will get because well, they're still bickering and fighting even beyond the grave, ha ha ha ha! 😂😂
I can't tell if they are senile and keep forgetting that they're trying to send each other to hell, or if they just plain didn't know at the start. Whatever the case is, this was my favorite update in TF2 ever. Blue Team forever ♥
Redmond: "Look at me now, father!" Zepheniah: "You did great, son." Redmond: "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" Zepheniah: "Gray is still my favorite though." Redmond: "What? No!"
When Those Brothers Try to Send to Hell Grey Mann's Reaction and Zephainn Mann Gray Mann: So Father Those Are My Brothers - _- zepheniah Mann: uhhh yes Gray Mann: I Rather To live with Eagles Father - _- ME: what a SHAME!!
0:24 Blutarch: What the gravel am I paying you for?! You charlottins promised me you send my brother to- Redmond: Shut up Blutarch! Blutarch: Shut up Redmond! (Both start beating each other up)
Blutarch: "Knock knock." Redmond: "Who is it?" Blutarch: "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" Redmond: "No thank you." Blutarch: "Redmond, I assure you I will make it worth your while. Now knock knock" Redmond: "Who is it?" Blutarch: "It's your brother Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" Redmond: "I'm trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* Blutarch: "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!"
Redmond: i'll see you in hell brother! Blutarch: Only one of us is going to hell Redmond! Redmond: Then i suppose i won't see you in hell brother! Blutarch: i'm afraid i'll be the one not seeing you! Redmond: We shall see Blutarch: İ won't! i love this!
A possible retcon to keep symmetry among the lines, but I wouldn't think it's worth it. VALVe could possibly have Zepheniah say the opposing brother was his favorite, as you can only hear dialogue from one side at a time.
The end lines are interesting, Zephaniah knows of Grey but Redmond and Blutarch don’t, and he is more proud of him despite wanting to kill him at birth
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*SHUT UP REDMOND, I'M PRAYING*
NO
@@CannedBeanslol Me with Blutarch: NO YOU SHUT UP, YOU RED SKINNED GHOUL!
Soundwave Redmond: “HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG! LOOK HOW FAR YOU ARE BEHIND!”
@Reyansh Skyler is this the second wave of these bots?
Evem while dead, Zepheniah Mann manages to give his sons the proverbial finger.
"Gray is still my favorite, though."
Albert Nave
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
Zepheniah isn’t any better than either, The Blood Brothers comic reveals him to be a materialistic scumbag
@@divinecomedyproductions967
True. I'm just saying I love how his contempt for his sons is eternal.
@@Silverwind87"At least gray gave me a heir"
Imagine Mario and Luigi arguing like this
*Italian gibberish*
Or Mario and Sonic
@@angelbeas9137 you're fired
Patrik
*Angry Italian Gibberish*
Blutarch:
Ha ha Hahaha SHUT UP
Redmond:
"This update almost makes TOO much sense!" Did Blutarch just break the 4th wall!?
@Pootis Man and scout domi line:
Yeah you gonna quit leave make us both happy
@@doorknobeater2499 "yeah i dare you ragequit, come on make the both of us happy"
Redmond, too.
Scout, Merasmus and Blutarch have broken the fourth wall so far
14:57
Blutarch: Dear lord, it's blutarch-
Redmond: and Redmond.
Blutarch: Shut up, I'm trying to pray!
He protecc, but he also attacc.
But most importantly...
He succ
@@josephbaguio2926 Who?
20:33
Redmond: Blu team, stop fighting. My brother and I call truce.
Blutarch: Shut up, Redmond.
Lol
Lol XD
18:47
"Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!"
22:00 lol
I love how when they talk to each other they sound like a couple of toddlers throwing temper tantrums. Sometimes old people are adorable.
Accurate
They never grew up XD
You'll love Nurp-Naut then. He's a toddler and elder at the same time, a literal *baby boomer.*
@@mugiwaradarwin4504yo is that mixels?!
Yes!
Blutarch: Dear Lord, this is Blutarch Mann speaking. Redmond: and Redmond.
Blutarch: Shut up Redmond I'm praying! Lord please send my brother to hell Amen.
Redmond: Lord wait! Whatever he's praying to you for I'll double it. HAHA HAHA!
Blutarch: NOOOO!
Redmond: I WIN AT PRAYING!! >:D
20:30
20:34 best line in my opinion
Methero Fortress yep yep!!!
You know that's the exact lenght of 2112?
Shut up Redmond I'm praying
Me and my friends at church:
7:09 is the update in a nutshell.
Bet you fogot you commented this
So did you
@@iameverwere9572
and you did too
@@Beltboy you did you as well
@@iameverwere9572and you also did
20:33 "Dear Lord this is Blutarch mann speaking"
"And Redmond :D"
"SHUT UP REDMOND IM PRAYING"
0:00- Blutarch
9:54- Redmond
17:45- Redmond and Blutarch
Ty
23:03 Redmond, Blutarch, AND Zepheniah.
Why does blus name say bloodarch
Lol
23:03 Gray is always the favorite
Funny since Zeb wanted to smother gray at birth.
@@TimeMaster131 well seeing what happened to these two idiots it makes sense
@@TimeMaster131 I bet it's because grey gave zephediah a heir
Blutarch = Grandpa Deadpool
REAL
How could the mercs even concentrate? xD
They hear this shit all day.
Yeah, but the administrator is giving them mission instructions, not senile bickering. xD
Gonna be honest if I'm doing something that makes noise I stop because I like there voices, so yeah
They're prolly laughing their asses off while doing their work
10:52 Oh good the sceleton king's here. No that's bad!
Skeleton*
Sckalitan*
Skaliathan*
Shakespeare*
Scalyton*
Redmond: "Oh good, the Skeleton King is here. NO, THAT'S BAD!!!!"
Xander Wardwell-Gaw My favourite Quote.
Zepheniah: Gray is still my favorite.
HOLD ON DIDN'T YOU WANTED TO SMOTHER HIM THE MOMENT HE WAS BORN?!
Seeing what came of the two idiot brothers he changed his mind on Gray.
Yes but red and blu got him sick with every known disease on the trip to see the land they convinced him to spend almost all of his fortune on just to find at the time seemingly worthless "fools gravel", all gray did was say hello to his dad upon birth which freaked zepheniah out and later say he would get revenge for abandoning him
I think he wanted to keep gray but the eagle had other plans
Yes but he hates blue and red even more.
That kinda says something honestly
The reason Blutarch sounds like Richtofen is because Blu's voiced by Nolan north, same as Richtofen.
Both the brothers are voiced by Nolan North along with Marasmus and the Bombinomicon that's why their screams sounds similar :L
even the Pumpkin Bomb.
Oh good the Skeleton King is here,NO THATS BAD!
Where is it?
Monkey D. Luffy that line really went down to the Bone
0:10 NO YOU STUPID POOR PEOPLE!!
One of my favorite lines from Blutarch
Best line 13:02
assuming he's talking to the overwhelming f2p players
also on 00:10
19:25 This exchange of dialogue is what days are made of.
I love the ending bit with Zephanias Mann saying that Gray is his favorite...
Remember, these are the two morons we've been fighting for. I can only hope im being paid immensely for it.
"They are bitter, tart, ASS in your mouth! I'm sure of it!" -Blutarch Mann, circa 1971
*ASH*
really? i always thought it was ass, my bad
I can't fucking believe I missed playing that over the month of October
You poor animal first time
Oktober fest!
Gravel
Even more gravel.
So much more gravel
Most gravel
TheTerminator DAWG You have won... SYCE! EVEN MOST GRAVEL!!!
Much gravel, very gravel, WOW!
1:30
wow. the pregnancy machine must be a REALLY good idea!
7:52 best line.
"The only thing you invented is losing, to me, right now!"
"Nooooo!"
That moment when you realize, the voice actor of these two is also the guy who voices Blaze from Blaze & The Monster Machines. He also voices the Bombinomicon and Merasmus.
Nolan North voices Blaze?
He has played so many different roles but honestly this is one of the most surprising that he voiced Blaze I was also surprised he voiced Kraag from TMNT 2012
@@outre111 He is a man of many voice acting skills.
He's voiced a lot of characters, so it's not a huge surprise.
He also voices Nathan Drake from Uncharted
When's the part where they say
*"IT'S THE HORSELESS HEADLESS HORSEMANN"*
or i'm i thinking of merasmus?
Yeah, it's Merasmus. On Carnival of Carnage specifically.
3:05
22:41 This is what I'm paying them.
Nevermind
"DEH! 0_0 NEVERMIND!!!"
Literally a character that only apears on Halloween on only an especific map has more voice lines than some mercenaries
Zepheniah must truly hate his sons in order to have them fight over worthless land. Besides what would they gain at this point? THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!!!!
They're dad's sons, as long as one feels like Dad likes the other more they'll fight.
If you ask me, that is. It's not about the cash anymore (even though I can imagine cash is still in, seeing how they both are probably still fighting over "who's wealthier than the other and thus better in Dad's eyes" thing. Rich people problems?), it's about affection, who by now neither of them will get because well, they're still bickering and fighting even beyond the grave, ha ha ha ha! 😂😂
Mr Krabs vs Scrooge McDuck.
More like Mr Krabs vs Richtofen
I can't tell if they are senile and keep forgetting that they're trying to send each other to hell, or if they just plain didn't know at the start. Whatever the case is, this was my favorite update in TF2 ever. Blue Team forever ♥
Blue and Red. XD
7:09, Scream Fortress 2013 in a nutshell.
Blutarch: SPELLS! DON'T PICK THEM UP!!! THEY ARE ALL POISON!
Redmond: Don't listen to my idiot brother! GET THEM!!!
1:17 little does he know, being the best brother is the brother with good morals
this is a joke
I TELEPORTED BREAD
@pot p i have done nothing but teleport bread fore three days
@@loll9746 vere have you been sending it?!
What gravel am I paying for? *stalemate theme plays*
AKA Nolan North arguing with himself for 23 minutes and 24 seconds!
Six years later and this shit is still ridiculously funny.
Redmond: "Look at me now, father!"
Zepheniah: "You did great, son."
Redmond: "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!"
Zepheniah: "Gray is still my favorite though."
Redmond: "What? No!"
Blutarch seems to have an obsession with saying ''SEND MY BROTHER TO HELL!!''
Well, Blu is trying to send his brother to hell
And Redmond with his Red team as well.
10:36 "oh no werewolves. No wait skeletons? Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" I love werewolves! Blue: 2:37
*Wait
@@NIUC20 fixed!
@@NIUC20 the reason why I probably spelled it wrong is because that was four years ago I was 18. No I’m 22. Soon be 23 on January 15.
SHUT UP REDMOND, KEEP FIGHTING!!!!
0:10 I will scream that every time I'm on the losing team in Ace Combat Infinity.
It’s weird how Redmond and Blutarch sound different even though they are twins
And have the same VA
I love how whenever one gets roasted they go "noooo"
Blutarch sounds a lot like Nola- *Googles* Oh.
12:26 HAPPY HALLOWeeeeeeeeeeeee....
*snickers*
I lost it when both brothers started breaking the 4th wall. Best Update Ever!
I like how they love their dad so much.
14:00 My favourite clip from Scream Fortress 2013!!
When Those Brothers Try to Send to Hell Grey Mann's Reaction and Zephainn Mann
Gray Mann: So Father Those Are My Brothers - _-
zepheniah Mann: uhhh yes
Gray Mann: I Rather To live with Eagles Father - _-
ME: what a SHAME!!
Either way, it was probably planned because Zeph' wanted to mess with him, in a father-son kind of way.
10:53 "Oh, good, the skeleton king's here- NO, THAT'S BAD!"
22:42 I’m curious how much is either of them paying the mercenaries.
Something with too many zeros
No wonder it's called scream fortress
Grey's still my favorite though....
Blue is my favorite one
19:25 this is the best part
20:33 is the best!
Redmann : Oh good the Skeleton King is here :D
Blutarch : NOOO THAT'S BAD O.O
Redmond*
+Monster Kuroshiro at what time does he say that?
+David Bregovic In game or video?
+Monster Kuroshiro video
David Bregovic It shld be around Blutarch's moment
Nolan north is awesome at this
0:24
Blutarch: What the gravel am I paying you for?! You charlottins promised me you send my brother to-
Redmond: Shut up Blutarch!
Blutarch: Shut up Redmond!
(Both start beating each other up)
RAUS RAUS! MOVE ZA WHEELCHAIR! Push za dead man! - Medic
15:45 Mine, all of the Badlands is finally mine
I love that line
12:27 HAPPY HALLewwn.......
did he just go to hell telling his team happy Halloween ?
Glad to be your 666th subscriber.
Blutarch: "Knock knock."
Redmond: "Who is it?"
Blutarch: "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!"
Redmond: "No thank you."
Blutarch: "Redmond, I assure you I will make it worth your while. Now knock knock"
Redmond: "Who is it?"
Blutarch: "It's your brother Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!"
Redmond: "I'm trying to send you to Hell. *laughs*
Blutarch: "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!"
Redmond: i'll see you in hell brother!
Blutarch: Only one of us is going to hell Redmond!
Redmond: Then i suppose i won't see you in hell brother!
Blutarch: i'm afraid i'll be the one not seeing you!
Redmond: We shall see
Blutarch: İ won't!
i love this!
Ah 2013 was a beautiful year
Aaaaaand today’s the 1st of October and we’re back with these two bastards in Helltower...
The blue one sounds a little like deadpool
i can hear it
same voice actor :D
Well they both have the same voice actor, Nolan North
I like Blutarch more, who agrees?
So you are asking me do i like my boss or the enemy teams boss more....
He's Penguin from the Arkham Games, so I dunno
me
I kinda like him his voice has a more pityable tone while Redmond's has a sort of sinister sound to it
UN Owen Gray is my favourite.
10:58 my family when I walk out of my room
4:18 - 4:31 when pokemon and evolutions of starters of sword and shield as leaked.
Blutarch man 0:00
Redmon man 9:52
A possible retcon to keep symmetry among the lines, but I wouldn't think it's worth it. VALVe could possibly have Zepheniah say the opposing brother was his favorite, as you can only hear dialogue from one side at a time.
The end lines are interesting, Zephaniah knows of Grey but Redmond and Blutarch don’t, and he is more proud of him despite wanting to kill him at birth
The Victory/Lose Cry For The Mann Brothers
somehow for some reason i keep imaging richtofen in an old age.
The two picking at one another directly is the best.
21:08, I like this knock-knock joke.
Blutarch:GRAVEL GRAVEL GRAVEL GRAVEL GRAVEL
This Brucey boy, lets call this good old fashioned revenge!
20:34
"I WIN AT PRAYING, BROTHER!"
I'm betting whatever those two are paying their mercenaries that gray man's watching this and is laughing.
Which Scream Fortress character is your favorite? Mine is the Horseless headless horsemann.
Merasmus The Wizard MERASMUS
Zombie skinned hoovy
Nolan North is an awesome voice actor
"i won...I LIVED MORE THAN YOU BROT-"
Good job, Greys still my favorite, though...
Im hearing quite a few curses ive never heard anywhere else
4:16 Darth Vader: THAT'S MY VOICE!! 😡
It’s been so many years and I’m still waiting to hear what Gray Mann sounds like. Or does he just sound like Gman?
Well, we know what he sounds like now
If Redmond Mann was in MvM and the bomb or tank is almost to the hatch, Redmond would say this at 9:53
20:51 is the best one lmao