Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- It's Tuesdays with Stories and Papa Joe is in the hot seat with a handsome cardigan! Joe talks about his experience on set recently with a bonafide elderly female kook! Mark has a run-in with an undercover cop! And Joe gets a very interesting garnish in his cup! It's Tuesdays!
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My father is of the homosexual descent.
Doesn’t “descent” refer to one’s nationality? Not sexual orientation? That being said, I’m gay
So your grandfather is gay?
@@shugarbagethe joke is to use this sort of formal expression to say someone is gay. (I'm guessing english is not your primary language)
you bette believe it
Joe is dressed like a teacher that takes a young and angsty Mark under his wing when Mark gets a detention for acting out. Mark begins to flourish under Joe's tutelage, and at Mark's graduation they find themselves looking lovingly and proudly into each other's eyes. "You're like a son to me..," Joe said with tears welling up in his eyes. Mark leans in close, his warm breath gently caressing Joe's neck, and softly whispers in his ear, "My father is gay."
Amazing. This deserves top comment.
What are you smoking?!!
Am I the only one who's turned on right now?!
You make me want to die, more so than usual.
Adderall
I love how the wallpaper is coming down, never change!
I wish they would at least clean off that big stain on the wall over by Joe. It looks like blood. It's gross
Joe seems more ballsy and less concerned with getting canceled since the baby. Which is the opposite of what i predicted, and i love it
I think it’s sleep deprivation…or, desperation.
That’s perspective for ya. Some things matter and some just don’t.
Yip he wants to spend more time with his wife and wain 😂
@@pauljoseph8338 I would depressed as well with a face like that😂
@@bigtoelittlefinger6133 hmm…umm…Probably best to let AI translate your comments. Best of luck.
Just spent a great day with my family heard some good news and rolled into my bday listening to the Tuesgays. What a way to cap off my day
Holy crap…this guy definitely has a prostitute in the trunk of his car.
I love this podcast more than Joe list loves Kerryn Feehan 😂😂
How come comics get annoyed when other comics get successful without putting in the time, yet they are cool with a sex worker using nudity to get gigs?
“I feel daddy” had me lolzzzzzzing. Aside from just being a funny misspeak, it just plays so well into the tried and true “my father’s gay”.
I laughed way too hard at “I feel Daddy”
Mark my normand, Joe will list
Jork Listmand
Gay jizzman
3:47 Mark very excited to use the word "dailies" like real movie guy haha
Thank you for the quality entertainment.
Love the show , every ep joes trying to wrap it up , just let it ride baby mark never mentions time
I don't know if you heard, but apparently he has a baby.
16:48
Mark with the fucking bars 📝
Mark couldn't be more right, the snickers ice cream bar is outrageously delicious 😊
Joe blending in extra hard at the children’s playground.
“Snicker please” 😂😂😂 28:09
I feel all of you guys too and 7:45 made me laugh good!!!
Happy days queefs, more sun light and another TWS 🤘
I wanna see List play Heinrich Himmler
Dan Soder will be the next comic to host SNL. He is great at impressions and has been on Billions, so he has experience acting.
7:46 ?? Yo Mark chill LMAO!!!!
After all these years I still can't believe she didn't even flush 🚽
Only Feehan comes to mind as the likely gross whore culprit
Bought tickets for the 4pm show! You guys are my favorite podcast.
Joe list best role in a movie… Steve from American Dad 😂
just realizing henry phillips is the datacenter guy in silicon valley, great stuff!
fire salacuse for calling joes sweater a cardigan in the description.
Technically a cardigan is a sweater, but Joe is wearing a pullover. Pullover sweater, cardigan sweater. Both different types of sweaters.
One thing I didn’t miss-“buttfucking amazing”-joe list
LOL, SNICKER PLEASE. Also how are you 40+ and never had snickers ice cream? they've been around for decades.
"...Listen to a ding ping!"
Easy Gillis!
😂
@@neechie3o6 😃 👍 👊
28:06 Joe’s face!! 😂
Fav part of the ep 16:02
Joe said "you know me, I love the ocean". Was he just tired or did he cease staying low key?
Not the same OG any more 😟, possibly an entirely new G.
What a thumbnail! 😂
Bought tix for the 4pm show. See you Queefs there!
Dangit... the coffee cup is gone... thought it may stay in the wallpaper till the lease was up.
Lobster tan 😂
Next time say your comeback to the old lady walking! She was the only one who told strangers to get out of the way and cussed at a stranger. Also, next time offer her some money to take a cab/Uber to get her off the walkway. Your generosity will either disarm her or pissed her off even more. Either way, it's a win. lol
And I think asking a comedian for a picture and running off to take the pic is the best form of undercover police work. Who would expect an undercover cop to leave his post for a selfie?🤷♀️😂
I think I talked about this but I love this podcast
You look great Joe, keep it classy baby.
Tuesdays with Dad Stories
Bobby Lee would be great. Bad friends and Tiger Belly are wildly popular, and he made his career with sketch.
There you go, Sweater 😂
Joe was dressed like my ambiguous 7th Grade teacher.
Age sketch? Seinfeld had a bit that pertained to old people: If you are a NYC resident, if you don't move to Florida when you turn 65, they come to get you
Live LA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Anyone else Hard?
There is NO WAY Joe is from Mass and has never had an Ice cream Snickers...Every JR High and Highschool had them all over the cafeterias
Joe graduated in 1999, the snickers ice cream bar had only been around for a short while at that point and were not in vending machines yet...so it's possible.
You see all the money YMH and BART put into their podcasts, and then you see these two, and you realize, funny is just funny. And my father’s also gay!
Tuesday with Stories with Mark Normand and Val Doonican.
My father is of the homosexual proclivity
Mark Mormond
Should have asked the old lady if she wanted to be in the movie.
Mark you killed in phoenix! 😂 my father’s gay
Joseph!
19:57
Chit no chat
what is the logo? are they sitting at a giant bowl of soup? are those mark's index cards all over the floor?
0:14 Chipotle bowl aparently
It's spaghetti and meat balls. Why? I don't know. But im going with it. Ooh maybe I was wrong. No Chipotle where I'm from.
Kuntflicked
Snickers ice cream owes you ad money because I just stopped and bought one.
I saw Joe do standup in Raleigh at Goodnights comedy club and he was hilarious, but the crowd fuggin ruined it. I was waiting months to see him and was excited and the crowd acted like he wasn’t funny and they never heard of him.
All the men in my family are gay
All of Joe’s complaints about his looks are 100% fixable. The jaw situation: get tongue tie cut, do jaw exercises, grow beard. Teeth, get invisiline, work on palate expansion, grow the moustache long. Hair, grow it forward so it doesn’t look like he’s balding, even though he’s not. His body and height are amazing and whatever he wants to do in the gym I’m sure he can achieve. And finally if any guy really wants to look handsome: wear a suit and tie. Or like get a stylist or something . It’s 2024: someone this good looking can’t always be complaining he’s not: it’s madness. I think the truth is that Joe is too self conscious to be hotter because it reeks of effort and that requires vulnerability.
My mom is gay?
Joes face after Mark says "Snicker please" 😂😂😂
I was gay before Joe's sweater; now I'm extremely gay.
Hello buddy
He bought it at the SUBSTITUTE TEACHER CLOTHING WAREHOUSE 😅
One of the best podcasts to look forward to every Tuesday. Super happy about a Monday premiere.
I want to see Joe do movies where he is the unlikely action hero.
I’m still waiting for the epic story of the missing air pod movie , I’m telling ya it would be gold 🎉
"Jackie Chin"
The Last Glesses Hero
He gets dragged into by complaining to the robbers about something they're doing impolitely, and then by trying to help the confrontation be less awkward he unknowingly helps their crime succeed. lol
Make it happen film guy they were just talking about whose name i dont remember, but whose new short i will watch.
with Mark playing the idiot detective Officer Queef hunting him down
Father's gay
dad gæ
Happy fathers gay
U wish, then he'd be like you!
Papa peepee
Right on time. Just finished We Might be Drunk.
from WMBD to We Might Be Gay
My fathers gay and I am too
28:11
The look on Joe’s face when Mark says: SNICKER PLEASE!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Mark You are f’n HILARIOUS!!!
My father's gay.
Tell him all the guys down at the station are pulling for him 🙏
Taste like a 9 volt 😂😂😂
sixty NINE volt
™️😏🎙😏🆗️✊🏿
*watch beeps*
Joe: "I don't have many embarrassing CAREER things...."
Mark: "Well, we saw yer 1st ROGAN"
Killer!! I mean...that's just gold my friends.
List looks so fancy today.
Joe list is da truth.
going solo to the May 5th show! 😩 first time going to an event solo but i’ll do it for y’all of course. Cant wait!!!
Do it!!! Yer so lucky! Gonna be a blast
I went Solo to Marks Atlanta show. It was awesome. My seat was next to the hottest guy in the world and I enjoyed hearing him dying of laughter. Such a funny show.👏 😂
You can do it. 🥳
Do it! Don't have anybody to worry about but yourself and usually the staff will just sit wherever you feel comfortable
Love the falling wallpaper bit
0 self awareness joe 😂
32:47 there’s nobody who likes Schultz...at least, nobody with a functioning nervous system.
See you boys in LA!
Could you guys do your ad reads on the studio mics you could almost smell the tequila on Mark’s breath through the speaker
Stories About Feehan.
I love how respectful they are of each other's farts. One has to fart the other stops talking. Meanwhile on LoS, it takes them 2 hours to get through a joke because they are constantly talking over each other.
I giggled when he said “Joe my words”
Shane Gillis to play the lead in Tarantino's final movie???? Why not...
Remember when these two used to ask for Chipotle Cards?? 👏🏻💳🌯💸The Kids Are Alright✨
My tïts are swollen 🤣🤣
Hey Joe, don’t feel too bad, Alec Baldwin has a WAYYYY more embarrassing movie-set story.
No spoilers!
Please shave your head again joe it looks like you glued the wig too far back with love
first Tuesgay!
I couldn’t agree more about the ice cream snicker being the best. I’m not even a huge fan of regular snickers but the ice cream version is nuts
There was always gonna be a group of people rooting for Shane to fail on SNL. Then he told an audience of millions of people that his jokes weren't getting the reaction he hoped for, that he could see people in the studio not enjoying the jokes, that he was nervous, etc... He basically said 9 times in his monologue that he was bombing. That's probably the biggest reason people think he bombed.
C O M E D Y
Half the reason I watch is because of the random farts
My father is gay
Joe doesn’t realize that old lady being annoyed at his filming is the same as him being annoyed at a leaf blower….
18:49….. haha I jumped the gun!
uh no, Schulz sucks
I think mark was just being nice. Of course Schulz sucks. Any comedian worth his salt knows this
Joe is a real life Boston Powers.
Least cringe pod on the planet
What's going on with Mark's hair?