Discworld Tourist Guide Part 4 - Food & Cuisine
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- A Tourist Guide through Discworld
Part 4 - Food & Cuisine
Starring the amazing Nicholas Tennant.
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The Librarian is my favorite character in all the Diskworld b ooks and this actor plays him perfectly. I do love the compulsive nibbling of peanuts in this bit.
For people wondering why CMT Dibbler's items aren't featured.... They'd hardly be considered *food* in any capacity unless you're desperate.
Well, neither is dwarven bread. I would rather eat a Dibbler Sausage then dwarf bread, which shows how effective the dwarven bread is (First my boots, then the sausage, then the loaf)!
But i wanted to hear about Cut-me-own-throat Dibblers fine menu also!
is that technically a menu?
Nonya Biddness insofar as the City Watch is a Watch, certainly.
unfortunately, most of that menu cannot be reasonably defined as 'food'
The head librarian was the perfect choice for this
What about CMOT Dibler's sausage in a bun or pies? Or Gimlet's Delicadecent!?
RE Dibbler: this looks like it was made for/with "The Colour of Magic/A Light Fantastic" movie. Meaning Dibbler wasn't mentioned, and possibly wasn't present, at this point.
Edit: I just saw the Flora and Fauna video where he is referred to, so there goes that thought. Maybe he just hasn't gotten into the food industry at this point in time?
What about that famous eaterie Hargas house of ribs
This was produced for the first book, and and I don't think Hargas was in that one.
Oh, this is goood,
Good one Granny
don't remember anyone actually eating dwarf bread before. you could lose a tooth doing that.
I abso^ute^y ^ove the way he speaks. A^most ape ^ike. ^ooook!
LMAO "but people murder one another in an easy going manner..."
Was the image shown in the picture between segments the face of the iconograph imp?
No CMT Dribbler?
Where's Cut-Me-Own-Throat-Dibbler's sausage inna bun????
Dwarf bread. :) hhhhh like the scone of stone?
High low their, young travellers. The Discworld has so many eateries. For trolls, dwarfs, witches, wizards, people from various of Guilds and tourist and the best rates up to 70%off for the fresh starter's club and a certain small dog who like sausages and the odd meat pie. The eateries on Discworld with a mustard rating of 6 out of 2 get my *mustard* rating there are gourmet establishments everywhere. A fingerless man could count them on both hands and feet. So what's in store for you. Food of the highest quality of standard and a service fourth or fifth to none. I would give it six out of two. Yes the mustard standard, has I have quoted before. As you tuck into those meals, don't forget to get a receipt. This is for the doctor, so he knows, that he gave you the right medicine, for that meal you ate. Many a traveller has overstayed their welcome through illness and dietary problems from a local eateries "motto is". *It's better in than out*, they say, at one pie shop, so shove it down your throat and don't ask questions. Then get to your nearest toilet, if you want to live, *check that it floats*, "an old wives tales quote". Moving on. Mankind's insatiable appetite to kill and eat things whether they crawl along the ground, run through the forests or grow underground all swim in the sea and Rivers. Whether they want to be killed and eaten or pulled out the ground or not and killed, eaten or taken from their natural environment to be is beside the point. It's not there natural environment. There is a growing movement amongst these creatures ,fish and vegetables that they feel are not getting their rights heard, in some cases. Some well-known vegetable activists (potato mark)&(turnip sue) and from the fish movement (loooobi). Have campaigned tirelessly for years about discrimination. Have formed subcommittee with little effects to changing the mindset of other's to the opposite effect, but they are displayed naked on trestle tables at markets and sold what they think is bondage, but is to be eaten, there lies the quandary and one or two of their close friends have perished in Acts of Defiance and been consumed. If they don't eat them, we'd die, so they say, you died for us and that makes them feel, a little bit better about it, but not those, who got the headache, that they won't be around anymore. Has a small God. I have never tasted food.. Since my Inception has a bit of un-smoke a little puff, as a slight of hand god. I have played many a practical jokes on certain people who have mocked me. And those eaten food from me. Consumption of a handful of wasps in a pie. My favourite is the, dish on your plate that tries to bite back with hilarious consequences sometimes I supply the plasters and bandages. I pity the fool crosses a God...G... The God of mischief, practical jokes, talking dogs and the wind that brings the smells from the drains and the cesspits. *Goofus* A God by any other name isn't the same. Sponsored by leaf green toiletries, the leafy paper you can trust. Just remember to check in case of, poison ivy leaves getting mixed in.. They also sell anti stinging creme available on all good market stalls and witches don't trust mad scientists, because they could put anything in the mixture. This was an Ankh mor-pork public notice by order of the patrician on pain of death. To the mortals sweet dreams.. and if you have nightmares, do not accost my followers. Followers are recommended to walk in pairs or more than pairs in threes and fours for safety purposes other God's worshippers may exist.. And their worshippers can be a bit murderous or mad or jealous. I don't really like to go into details about this one, but. I like to say, is , *there are alternatives*. Wise words mate, wise words. Any wiser, then I wouldn't be omnipotent. G . A small God. Goofus.
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I'm confused - why isn't the librarian an ookrangatang?
it now K F C or rat ,dribbler plc
We have a hear a Bakery that prides itself on how natural it is and they make a scone that could compete with any that the discworld could create so hard is it that you could probably kill somebody with it if you threw it at them part you know like a baseball and yeah you could definitely kill them with it as for how you eat it the only way I can figure out how to eat that thing and I have had them in the past out of desperation and they would have cheapest think so but it's bakery, is to let them literally sit inside a pot of boiling soup, eventually by the next day having boiled for 24 hours it will have broken down just enough to be chewable... I have no idea if Terry Pratchett ever came to Israel but if somebody from here went there and brought him one of those scones I'm sure he got the idea for dwarf bread from it yes we have Lowes from this bakery that could definitely compete on the disc for between you know dwarf breads... It's an odd little bakery they make things that you could eat these are some of the cheaper items designed for people who haven't got much in the way of money but want an all-natural bread that hasn't got any of the usual you know usual whitebread you know non-healthy non-organic sort of vibe to it... Ironically it is near the Mahaney yahudah market in Jerusalem.
you really went to the trouble of editing this comment, added zero punctuation, and it's still completely incomprehensible word salad. 🙄