Can Animals Understand Humans?

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  • @Ommelanden
    @Ommelanden 5 років тому +2751

    "The cat couldn't care less"
    What did he expect?

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 5 років тому +78

      "oh, Meow!"

    • @InternetPirate7
      @InternetPirate7 5 років тому +13

      @@antwuanrakamura8531 agreed

    • @easyhq4475
      @easyhq4475 5 років тому +15

      Cuz it's a fucking cat

    • @sugaredwards6207
      @sugaredwards6207 5 років тому +137

      Dogs may be loyal, but cats won't tell the cops where you keep your drugs.

    • @Minor_Migrane
      @Minor_Migrane 5 років тому +20

      It’s also a sign of lack of intelligence. Well, a lack of understanding really.

  • @alliehunter7377
    @alliehunter7377 8 років тому +4243

    "This is an actual recording of Noc imitating human speech."
    "HURBURLAABABURBLDURB"

    • @Celatra
      @Celatra 8 років тому +498

      sounds like me when I'm mad

    • @javono4613
      @javono4613 7 років тому +50

      Allie Hunter 😂😂😂

    • @lucilledelorme
      @lucilledelorme 7 років тому +295

      Allie Hunter What are you talking about? That sounded exactly like the Swedish chef from the Muppets.

    • @michaelhart420
      @michaelhart420 6 років тому +93

      It’s the howl of the seven seas “leedle leedle leedle lee”

    • @prototypetheone8241
      @prototypetheone8241 6 років тому +26

      Its the noodle robot from diamond city in fallout 4

  • @WORKERS.DREADNOUGHT
    @WORKERS.DREADNOUGHT 6 років тому +1274

    The fact that Hans could interpret Von Osten's expressions & emotions is rather more impressive than doing simple arithmetic.

    • @FriedAudio
      @FriedAudio 6 років тому +133

      IKR? Imagine how well Hans could play poker!

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 5 років тому +9

      I disagree.

    • @FatheredPuma81
      @FatheredPuma81 5 років тому +22

      Not really. If I were to guess it's probably similar to how dogs do it. Dogs evolved to recognize facial expressions in humans so it's really a guessing like when you teach a dog to sit and lay down.

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid 5 років тому +13

      No it's not. Plenty of mammals understand human expression.

    • @hydraulichydra8363
      @hydraulichydra8363 5 років тому

      420 likes. LOL

  • @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture
    @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture 5 років тому +496

    The Person Asking the Question also had to know the Answer.
    Conclusion: The Horse is Psychic

    • @Kate-is5mz
      @Kate-is5mz 4 роки тому +13

      Literally thought the same xD

    • @caroljomartin3051
      @caroljomartin3051 4 роки тому +2

      @@Kate-is5mz YOU'RE psychic!!!

    • @animebio5497
      @animebio5497 4 роки тому

      @@caroljomartin3051 and I'm not

    • @ericsacks5731
      @ericsacks5731 4 роки тому +1

      @@animebio5497 I am too

    • @Blanchy10
      @Blanchy10 4 роки тому +5

      Funny you say that. My small little dog Tina loved walking and would get all hyper if I mentioned it, after a while I noticed that when I thought of taking her for a walk she got excited! I mentioned this to my sister who said no I was giving her cues in some way or another. From then on I was careful not to change anything but she still got excited when I thought of taking her for a walk. My sister thought I was nuts UNTIL she came and lived with me for a while and little Tina surprised her too! We still don't know how she could know?

  • @Gos1234567
    @Gos1234567 6 років тому +1428

    Dont play poker with Hans the Horse!!

    • @panagiotiskoronis4861
      @panagiotiskoronis4861 5 років тому +56

      yes, because it's a horse... He can't hold cards!

    • @LinusDropTips
      @LinusDropTips 5 років тому +16

      @@panagiotiskoronis4861 r/ Wooooosh

    • @christoforospaphitis4090
      @christoforospaphitis4090 5 років тому +30

      @@LinusDropTips Woooooosh

    • @LinusDropTips
      @LinusDropTips 5 років тому +3

      Christoforos Paphitis Body language

    • @oofmcoofy6769
      @oofmcoofy6769 5 років тому +40

      Now i know why my cellmate is called ''Hans the Horsedick'', but i'm not sure if the 'dick' is an insult or something... ah well, its shower time, i'll see you guys later

  • @kristofkovacsRisy
    @kristofkovacsRisy 5 років тому +452

    Once we took in a stray dog. She was chased away from everywhere, but we gave her food once. From that moment, she stayed with us until the end of her life...
    We realised, she always pays attention when we speak. Nobody taught her anything, but when I said "you have to stay home", she stopped at the gate and watched me leaving. Once when I entered our street on the way back home she immediately noticed me from far away and ran to greet me. If I said, "Go catch the birds!" she started to chase them while barking happily. If I said "Go there!" and pointed to a direction, she walked there and checked my reaction if she's at the right place. She never chased cats, until we told her to do. :D
    It's not like she was a really extraordinary dog, but special to us.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +56

      She sounds extraordinary to me. You tell her to go somewhere are she does it? That's pretty good for a dog.

    • @Kate-is5mz
      @Kate-is5mz 4 роки тому +55

      In my experience with dogs, they learn the best when they are simply talked to, with no expectations. I never trained my dog (he's also adopted from the streets when he was just 2.5 months old), I simply talked to him like I would talk to a child that can't speak yet - very simple sentences and words. In literally NO time, my dog started understanding a lot of words, learned a bunch of things he was never taught (like, to walk on the sidewalk and not on the street, and to cross the street only over a zebra, for example). He was also very attentive to us when we spoke and observant of our behaviour.
      I noticed that mixed breeds and dogs adopted from the street have a much more developed capacity for understanding humans in general.

    • @ninjawafflezz5356
      @ninjawafflezz5356 4 роки тому +20

      I've found many dogs are good at listening to your body language. I've told hyper dogs I've just met (the overly happy to see you kind) to just "go that way" when trying to get them to go back to their owners or their yard or wherever.
      I agree you just shouldnt expect too much, and they'll surprise you. If you do train with expectation, you have to be positive and purposeful about it, or they wont take you seriously.
      And my gosh the amount of personality types you can get out of different dogs or cats is so ridiculously wide if you know what to look for. So some dont listen to the point, but some do. And some know and just dont care. Though thats usually cats but ALL my cats are exception to this. They react like human children sometimes in response to both love and discipline.

    • @AdrianMulligan
      @AdrianMulligan 4 роки тому +8

      @@Kate-is5mz You are right, my dog behaves the same way...I never had to train her, I just let her be a dog and figure it out by herself...she is so happy and intelligent with a very strong instinct towards other people, I really love her so much, and she loves everybody that I trust, but if I'm uncomfortable with someone she knows instantly...dogs are so smart

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 4 роки тому +4

      @@tomhill3248 yeah
      The mere fact it understands where you point and follow it, is a sign of intelligence. I have a blood hound, and he doesn’t get when I point...he just looks at my finger , lol

  • @Thoughty2
    @Thoughty2  9 років тому +2177

    Sorry this one was a bit late guys, the dog ate my keyboard... Enjoy!

    • @DEADLY_HUMAN
      @DEADLY_HUMAN 9 років тому +45

      can you not stop saying "LET'S FIND OUT" the same way you always say. I watch your full videos just to hear that.

    • @vishal8271
      @vishal8271 9 років тому +14

      awesome bro.. even i was planning to start such educational channel but mostly about environment and history and economy...
      ur my real inspiration...cheers

    • @miiks...5...3...9...
      @miiks...5...3...9... 9 років тому +3

      +DEADLY HUMAN let's find out if he can

    • @mohamedfoda9198
      @mohamedfoda9198 9 років тому +2

      Good for your dog 😻

    • @keanydhondt1748
      @keanydhondt1748 9 років тому +1

      love yr vid

  • @miscellaneousbox848
    @miscellaneousbox848 4 роки тому +1064

    Dogs rely on tones. I told my dog in a cheery tone that I would sell him to a Chinese wet market and he was so happy.

    • @Atillatzke
      @Atillatzke 4 роки тому +34

      Thanks for Dogona dogid-20

    • @RC-nv6rc
      @RC-nv6rc 4 роки тому +75

      FACTS!!!! dogs respond to tone/pitch of your voice rather than the actual words, you coukd say anything in a happy/ excited voice and they will react happy and excited, you coukd say anything in an angry or aggressive voice and they will act scared/submissive/ sorry

    • @TheWidowStewart
      @TheWidowStewart 4 роки тому +53

      My animal hating friends who refuse to say anything nice to my animal friends generally accept the compromise I offer: using a loving, friendly tone, they may say any vile, nasty thing they like to them. They like it so well that they actually interact with the animals much more! In a friendly, loving coo they say, "Oh, aren't you the ugliest little ball of fur? Yes! I just want to shove you in front of a bus!" Totally works for all parties.

    • @kathryncarter6143
      @kathryncarter6143 4 роки тому +6

      Nasty thought

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 4 роки тому +25

      @@TheWidowStewart Ah yes, but when your dog has an injured foot, for example, and you tell him off for chewing it - he will remember your sharp words, find a place out of your sight and chew it in secret.
      At least that's what my dog did a few weeks ago, and we've had to come up with craftier and craftier ways to protect his foot in order to protect it. Nasty smelling sprays, a dog megaphone cone thingy and a muzzle have all failed - he's worked out how to defy them all (just so that you know, he's about 14 years old and has no previous knowledge of these things).
      Today, my husband made him a piece of metal armour - yes, leg armour for a dog! - in a last ditch attempt to let his foot heal before winter sets in.
      Believe me, dogs might look like daft clowns to their equally daft owners, but that's just a ruse. They're smarter than we think. They know what you're saying. Revenge will come for that remark about shoving them in front of a bus.

  • @neilmoulang90
    @neilmoulang90 7 років тому +3000

    It's still pretty cool that a horse understood human expression though

    • @BruceBurger
      @BruceBurger 6 років тому +102

      Neil Moulang wow you are right. I wonder if the horse understood human emotions too.

    • @Oliver-pi4wd
      @Oliver-pi4wd 6 років тому +16

      Spoiler alert

    • @doom1894
      @doom1894 5 років тому +30

      Cats and dogs can also understand

    • @doom1894
      @doom1894 5 років тому +11

      Dogs and cats can understand

    • @T1337P
      @T1337P 5 років тому +43

      all animals do that, its called empathy

  • @attilathehung3875
    @attilathehung3875 8 років тому +937

    The voice sounds so much like a human its scary... "laagraglarguulargeaglhhnerenggnrleghlg" I fucking died.

    • @thesilverdealer7193
      @thesilverdealer7193 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @stellabella671
      @stellabella671 8 років тому +40

      I didn't think it sounded human at all. LMAO

    • @ratedasmr7811
      @ratedasmr7811 8 років тому +2

      +Natural Green Pure Forest he was being sarcastic.

    • @stellabella671
      @stellabella671 8 років тому +2

      RatedASMR oh I see. The whale sounded like this: Dur da dur heu heu heu

    • @Ahmed-bw7ne
      @Ahmed-bw7ne 8 років тому +25

      This comment actually killed me holy fuck

  • @lloydcallaghan1867
    @lloydcallaghan1867 6 років тому +199

    “This is an actual recording of Noc imitating human speech”
    Noc - do doooo do doooooooo

  • @tomhill3248
    @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +360

    Koko - "Hey wanna know a secret?"
    Koko - "Coffee, is just bean soup!"

    • @VanBourner
      @VanBourner 4 роки тому +66

      Koko - "now show me ur tits"

    • @Kettvnen
      @Kettvnen 4 роки тому +16

      And tea is just a leaf juice

    • @ItsWhiteout
      @ItsWhiteout 4 роки тому +9

      What have y'all done

    • @Kettvnen
      @Kettvnen 4 роки тому +2

      @Now Behold I was about to say that its a leaf soup but i remembered about the Avatar reference so i changed it to leaf juice

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect 4 роки тому +2

      Dirty bean juice

  • @SN0H
    @SN0H 6 років тому +377

    "he sounded like a human"
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUEEEEEEEEUUUUUEEEEEEEEE

    • @basedswede7147
      @basedswede7147 5 років тому +7

      LMAO

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 5 років тому +1

      If they’re Charlie Brown characters then definitely

    • @bluelobster246
      @bluelobster246 5 років тому +1

      Snoh lmfao

    • @brzo.
      @brzo. 5 років тому +2

      YO STOP TRYNA INTERRUPT HIS VIBE WHALE JUST VIBIN

    • @lucasbiermann257
      @lucasbiermann257 5 років тому +2

      he sounded irish to me.

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 6 років тому +304

    Should have trained Hans to play Texas hold em instead he probably would have made world championship with that level of reading power.

    • @areyouseriousholmes
      @areyouseriousholmes 4 роки тому +8

      they should teach 2 gorillas or whatever to speak sign language and that will truly show if they can communicate with each other

    • @Bonkers-yl2jd
      @Bonkers-yl2jd 4 роки тому +2

      @@areyouseriousholmes yes

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +215

    10:59 "We aren't born knowing what 'go get daddy a beer' means."
    Me: "Speak for yourself."

    • @TheWidowStewart
      @TheWidowStewart 4 роки тому +3

      Crap, I hadn't read this far down, yet. Deleting my nearly identical comment.

    • @sidraMPatty
      @sidraMPatty 4 роки тому +1

      I cracked up at go get daddy a beer🤣🤣🤣

  • @ninjawafflezz5356
    @ninjawafflezz5356 4 роки тому +69

    "Von Osten was shocked at this revelation"
    That's how you know he was a good scientist (mathematician rather) as anyone who cares about knowledge isnt afraid to show surprise when they are wrong.
    If this Wilhelm was a quack, he would've argued incessantly with the psychologist doing the controlled study, and then wrote an article about how his chi could knock the psychologist over without touching him

  • @cthulhu2223
    @cthulhu2223 8 років тому +214

    I view pets as the ultimate person to talk to when you want to talk about something...
    Because they don't care, but still seem to be listening.

  • @totalspoof8344
    @totalspoof8344 8 років тому +296

    That horse was still pretty awesome. Extremely smart

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 7 років тому +51

      Total Spoof That fact that it was picking on signals its owner doesn't realize he was giving out is still impressive as hell

    • @shaungordon9737
      @shaungordon9737 7 років тому +18

      I agree, the fact it could read its owner like that is pretty amazing in itself

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 7 років тому +4

      Smart like a toddler

    • @kalikalad8954
      @kalikalad8954 6 років тому +17

      Total Spoof: Yes he was. Socially smart. Intelligence comes in many forms, and our fellow mammals often possess a high degree of social intelligence. They read other animals like books.
      Humans do not always understand the power of non-verbal communication. Horses can't discuss politics, but they sure as shootin' know whether you mean them harm, are pleased with them, or want them to go away. These are just the basics, sure, but they get them right every time. Humans rely on and trust in words. And that is one reason we are so easily misled.
      You cannot fool a dog or a horse--it will see you and your intentions for what you and they are every time. And that's the truth.

  • @MineKynoMine
    @MineKynoMine 8 років тому +343

    My pet bird says "Come here" when he's chasing people, I think that's pretty conclusive

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 7 років тому +18

      He's heard your kids do that with tag or you with your lover doing it as a game. Parrots mimick

    • @GirthQuake47
      @GirthQuake47 7 років тому +11

      Some birds and other animals for that matter can definitely talk a tiny bit... My family has an African Grey Parrot and it can definitely speak and understand a small amount of English

    • @gopher3572
      @gopher3572 6 років тому +8

      My bird says bye bye when. You leave. He also sometimes say it when he should say hello. Same thing with hello. Though he really just likes saying those words.

    • @j-soccerking629
      @j-soccerking629 6 років тому +21

      My ex gf’s parrot used to curse. You’d say “hi birdy”
      She’d say “f*ck off Il f*ck you up” if you tried to pet her shed bite.Least she warned us

    • @SuperChoronzon
      @SuperChoronzon 6 років тому +6

      @@j-soccerking629 Nice one Jey, nearly lost the coffee down the ol' schnozzle...lol
      also reminds of the Cockatoo that told or rather screamed at its' new cage-neighbour, a younger Cockatoo who had decided to raise all hell at 4am to...
      "shut the fuck up...!!!"
      There was a resounding silence, so...
      They understand alright, goddamn I'm still chuckling at that :o)
      thx,
      Paz.

  • @kalebvera1841
    @kalebvera1841 5 років тому +85

    "he was simply well atuned to his masters visual clues" that shit sounds more complicated than simply doing math

  • @destanielamon8848
    @destanielamon8848 6 років тому +198

    My dog was able to figure out how to open 4 types of doors on her own, she taught herself tricks because she knew she would get praised for impressing us, she knows what we say like, food, walk, outside, blanket, play, sissy, mommy, daddy, and Daniel, she can move objects around the room to get into something, she can pick pocket you, she can tell when we locked the cage and when we just shut it, she has learned our patterns and can problem solve, and she has trained us to her patterns by repeating specific behaviors at specific times and places.
    My dog is smart, i dont care what other people think

    • @cheese4758
      @cheese4758 5 років тому +2

      👏👏👏

    • @kulturertbaker5371
      @kulturertbaker5371 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, I have a border collie/husky mix (I think) He has figured out how to open doors, oh god the problems that has caused (Dog opens the door middle of the night in fucking winter.)

    • @berserker3414
      @berserker3414 5 років тому +5

      My grandparents' dog learned how to open the door by himself so they got pissed and locked the door. When he tried to open it again and he couldn't, he gave us this confused look, like there was some sort of simple cognitive thinking behind of ''why''

    • @kulturertbaker5371
      @kulturertbaker5371 5 років тому +3

      @@berserker3414 Same! Our dog also did the same when we locked the door.

    • @Halfdanr_H
      @Halfdanr_H 5 років тому +3

      What we would really like to know is do you get arrested when your dog is opening doors and picking people's pockets? The blame it on the dog routine probably doesn't work much.

  • @SummeRain783
    @SummeRain783 4 роки тому +176

    “Noc told the scuba diver to “get out””
    Noc: “do do dooooorrrr dorr do doooorrr”

    • @hanspogi6465
      @hanspogi6465 4 роки тому +21

      Must be British

    • @MoeSlislack
      @MoeSlislack 4 роки тому +6

      just like the ghost hunters and their bullshit spirit box, people tend to hear what they want to hear.

    • @nabinoorshahil2715
      @nabinoorshahil2715 4 роки тому +1

      @@MoeSlislack its a bit more complicated then that the although the whale sounded very little like a human the waveforms of what it said were the exact same as humans.

    • @nabinoorshahil2715
      @nabinoorshahil2715 4 роки тому

      @@MoeSlislack ua-cam.com/video/JixXL5s6fnE/v-deo.html
      This is another example and explanation of a similar event.

  • @solepropt
    @solepropt 4 роки тому +316

    Koko, rest her Gorilla soul, was in fact an Ape scientist who was studying Humans.

    • @lucidfangirl1030
      @lucidfangirl1030 4 роки тому +25

      Omg I never thought of it like that! Animals may be just as interested in learning about us as we are of them

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 роки тому +26

      Her plan was to steal that ladies shirt and gain the power of clothing Koko is upset at the unfair treatment all she wants to do is be fashionable.

    • @joshvonbosch
      @joshvonbosch 3 роки тому +4

      i don`t think she would get a clea result because humans are stupid

    • @danyterry9048
      @danyterry9048 3 роки тому +2

      Monke

    • @infinitejest441
      @infinitejest441 3 роки тому +3

      RIP Harambe ❤️🦍

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 5 років тому +258

    The cat and bear being taught mathematics acted exactly how one would expect them to.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 4 роки тому +2

      And lying Hans was also just another dumb animal wasting time and effort

    • @sistersuperioraddie5547
      @sistersuperioraddie5547 4 роки тому +5

      solmoman Hans proved himself to be smart

    • @Zarmdthecoolest
      @Zarmdthecoolest 2 роки тому +2

      It can be interpreted that Von Austen tried to teach a WILD bear. Now imagine a guy holding a blackboard with 1+1=2 written on it running after a bear.

    • @theswordoftheevening9865
      @theswordoftheevening9865 2 роки тому +1

      A bear raised by humans would be surprisingly capable. And the more generations of this would increase their ability. Besides the dogs social skills a bear would be a bigger, smarter dog.

    • @aster_limni
      @aster_limni 2 роки тому +2

      For some reasons I'm not surprised cats are not interested in math 😂

  • @KaijuNumberEight
    @KaijuNumberEight 5 років тому +287

    Me: asked my dog if he can understand me
    My husky: *Looks deep into my eyes*
    *Howls*

    • @mionikat
      @mionikat 4 роки тому +7

      @DangerX6 Angel9 lol

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +7

      He gets the basics and those are what matter most. Humans are so smart they know so many things, sometimes, they forget things, even the basics. Dogs don't forget the basics.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +4

      @DangerX6 Angel9 Sometimes. Your dog is smarter then you when it comes to digging, hunting small creatures, and judging a persons character. He is smarter then you when it comes to those specific things. Also bone chewing techniques.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 роки тому +6

      ​@DangerX6 Angel9 Yeah we can't go out and survive in the wild indefinately, you know why that is? It's because we literarly conquered and shaped the wild to a point where we don't need to know how to survive within the original version of it.
      Sure, animals are far more intelligent than people give them credit for, but when it comes to who is the most intelligent species on the planet, there is no doubt that it's humans.
      If you disagree, name me one animal capable of creating antibiotics and vaccines for combating lethal diseases. One scratch can kill a bear in the wilds, but it's nothing to us. How about naming an animal capable of understanding advanced mathematics or physics? Animals capable of constructing cars and airplanes? There are none.
      You're also wrong about us not understanding animals at all. We understand quite a lot about many other species and their line of thinkning. Psychologists and sociologists have been studying and correctly predicting animal behaviour for decades. We can correctly deduce most dog, cat, mouse, rat and monkey behaviour before they are even presented with an issue. The only thing we don't understand is their actual language, for now.
      Meanwhile, most of what we say is likely not understood by animals either. If you walk up to your dog and start telling it about your day, it won't understand that your coworker was being a dick or that you took a sick leave or that you asked that hot chick next door out. The only thing it will understand is your emotional state and maybe one or two words you say (like quick or sit).

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 роки тому +5

      @DangerX6 Angel9 Mate, did you really just need over 2000 words just to say "tuh Bible says you wrong, I don't care what scientists say, you is wrong."
      Seriously. You are either the most commited troll ever or you're the stupidest person I've ever talked to online and that's saying something. Perhaps you have a point. Most animals are certainly more intelligent than YOU.
      So, here's my rebuttal.
      Firstly, I have read the Bible. All of it. The Bible claims that man is made in God's image to dominate all other species. Are you saying God's image is dumber than most animals? That's not very Christian of you. According to Christianity, animals are not intelligent. They have no free will and no souls. Thay are sacrificed regularily because they are worth infinately less than humans. This is one of the many reasons why the Bible (and Chrostianity) is garbage, but you certainly can't use it to prove your point mate. Read your own damn book before you speak.
      Your other points all boil down to "you is wrong because I say so" and "I don't care what science says."
      Well, if I'm wrong, what are your arguments for it? Just your word? Well, in that case, I know you are secretly gay and into sex with animals. My evidence for this is my word. See how that doesn't work as an actual argument? The Bible does not agree with you either for the reasons I've already mentioned. If you're Christian, you're an embarassment to your faith.
      And as for you saying "I don't care what psychologists or sociologists say, they can't do it." Guess what sweetheart? You not caring about what they say doesn't make them wrong. They have already demonstrated that they can do this. If it's raining, does you saying that you don't care about what your senses say make the rain go away? No, it doesn't.
      This conversation is probably one of the most useless thkngs I've ever done. After all, in imbecile like you will never learn. Fuck you for wasting my time, educate yourself and goodbye.

  • @randomleagueoflegendsthres1034
    @randomleagueoflegendsthres1034 7 років тому +169

    One time my brother's dog was outside and wouldn't come back in. I had the back door open and my dog was next to me looking out back with me. I told Jack to go get Bentley. Jack went out to the first step and turned around and looked at me. I said again to bring Bentley back in. Jack took off and I thought now both of them are out there. Jack ran around the backyard once and Bentley ran after him. Jack ran back inside and Bentley followed. It took Jack 30 seconds to get him back in.
    Another time I was talking with a friend about how good Jack is. I told this person that I swear Jack knows what I'm saying. The friend told me to tell him to do something but I can't look at him or change the tone of my voice. In the same tone that I was talking to my friend and as I was looking at my friend I said, "Come sit next to me, Jack." He jumped up on the couch and sat next to me and my friend FREAKED out. My friend went crazy. It was hilarious.

    • @LordDankTron
      @LordDankTron 6 років тому +18

      Even though the clever hans effect was good to study intelligence in animals i think it has left the impression that animals cant do more complicated tasks than what they can naturally do which often discourages people from even trying to teach their pet anything.
      A UA-camr known as "K'eyush the stunt dog" makes videos on her Siberian husky and the dog and recognise a whole bunch of words and can supposedly argue with his owner. The whole channel is very wholesome and displays the intelligence of dogs. When he is called fat he get's upset and disagrees, He can slightly pronounce the word waffles when the owner makes waffles and talk about it. He also understand the word "bowl" so that if he wants to get his waffles he has to fetch his bowl first.
      It is very impressive, This isn't just for a dog though. A video somewhere on UA-cam shows a women telling her parrot to "kiss" and can do the motion of kissing someone on the cheek and make the "muuwah" sound when kissing.
      Truly magnificent.

    • @PearlpeglerOd
      @PearlpeglerOd 6 років тому +14

      I have a rescue dog and I had a foster dog as well. And when I would be out walking them together and my dog would go to far I could tell the foster to go get squeek and he would run up to him and push him in my diraction. Also if one was not listening to me the other one would go infromt of the other and bark in his face as is to give out😂❤. I also had to to teach them 'not yours' for toys so they left eachothers toys alone. Dogs are awesome!❤

    • @mac_uk5464
      @mac_uk5464 5 років тому

      Another time I got this trumpet & LOL.

  • @philliph.8171
    @philliph.8171 7 років тому +253

    So a horse is better than me at math. Smh.

  • @ng1n369
    @ng1n369 5 років тому +55

    "This is an actual recording of Noc imitating human speech"
    **Balloon starts deflating from a small passage**

  • @kaminii8643
    @kaminii8643 7 років тому +165

    everytime my cousin say to her dog "Take a bath time!" the dog hides

    • @GG-vq6ro
      @GG-vq6ro 7 років тому +13

      Ezra Batarao Then why does she tell him?

    • @skosoris
      @skosoris 6 років тому +14

      Lol my grandfather used to tell his dog bath in Ukrainian (he said "koupi koupi") and the dog would hide. One day he reversed it by saying "pikou" and the dog still took off to hide. No way was she having a bath if she could help it, no matter what he called it!

    • @E_tiBEAMERBOY
      @E_tiBEAMERBOY 5 років тому

      SAMEEEEE MY DOG DOES THIS TOO

    • @bf945
      @bf945 5 років тому +5

      Try telling a dog they are going to the vet.

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 5 років тому

      My dog runs when I mention my father’s name.

  • @oonadoodles
    @oonadoodles 8 років тому +755

    Paw Slinky! Fetch Slinky!
    ...kill Slinky.
    Chase looks up at his master. There is no choice but to commit the act, he has never learned a life other than obedience and discipline.

    • @googleisshittoss
      @googleisshittoss 7 років тому +15

      Neither have we

    • @Zivety
      @Zivety 7 років тому +24

      +MsClumsyAssassin
      Chaser is female.

    • @Xandermorph
      @Xandermorph 7 років тому +24

      Xivety Okay then, "SHE has never known a life other than obedience and discipline."
      .... wow, that actually made it darkly funnier XD

    • @cloudless6088
      @cloudless6088 7 років тому +2

      Xandermorph Not really.

    • @morganburke2466
      @morganburke2466 7 років тому +1

      boi im dead

  • @gbaren
    @gbaren 5 років тому +84

    We had Border Collie that figured out a child lock on the refrigerator. He would open at will and selectively feast.
    RIP Buddy :)

    • @violagentsch
      @violagentsch 5 років тому +2

      👍

    • @bobinthewest8559
      @bobinthewest8559 3 роки тому +1

      I once brought home a stray mutt, who went into the garbage when left alone in the house. He had to get the cabinet under the kitchen sink open to get at it... which he likely achieved through sheer persistence.
      Another time we were going out, my father thought to move the garbage can up onto the counter, tucked into the corner of the fridge and the wall, so that it would be "out of reach".
      To gain access to the garbage, the dog had to formulate the plan of going into the next room (the den), use the couch to gain access to the passthrough window, cross the stove and sink and go to the other end of the counter.

  • @antonkovalenko364
    @antonkovalenko364 4 роки тому +44

    Dogs "get" the concept of pointing. That is damned impressive.

    • @cchuuyarx1793
      @cchuuyarx1793 Рік тому +3

      Seriously, most toddlers can barely grasp that

  • @philipspencer9195
    @philipspencer9195 6 років тому +35

    his horse is a genius. doing all that seems much more difficult than adding 2 +2

  • @ChrisAllen-wv9yc
    @ChrisAllen-wv9yc 5 років тому +39

    If the word “Fuck” is said in my house my dog gets scared because usually that word is said in anger, so he knows to run away.

    • @donnaocasio45
      @donnaocasio45 5 років тому +1

      Chris Allen yep ,followed by who did it ? Lol😂🤣😂 I love my pack of eight.

  • @lurkingharris
    @lurkingharris 9 років тому +284

    I guess the bear couldn't.... bear... with it! But hoof-ought a horse would do so well! :D

    • @Smil3yril3y01
      @Smil3yril3y01 9 років тому +9

      you're dead to me

    • @lurkingharris
      @lurkingharris 9 років тому +23

      +Smil3yril3y01 The info about the dogs was very imPAWtant though :D

    • @talbirbains1787
      @talbirbains1787 9 років тому +5

      Ok I admit it
      That was EPIC!!!!!!

    • @NaudiaVillalba
      @NaudiaVillalba 9 років тому +6

      omg those puns though xD haha

    • @derpyduck5088
      @derpyduck5088 9 років тому +3

      really your from Nerdcubed

  • @wille84fin
    @wille84fin 4 роки тому +44

    "Tried to teach mathematics to a bear", famous last words. Pretty sure bears have killed people for less.

    • @whowantstoknowido
      @whowantstoknowido 4 роки тому +2

      Many kids get bored and annoyed in math class. Why should a bear be different?

    • @bobinthewest8559
      @bobinthewest8559 3 роки тому

      Kinda gives new meaning to "algebra will never help me in life."

  • @good4insects
    @good4insects 5 років тому +92

    "The Bear was hostile......."
    yep........
    I have always advocated that animals are more similar to humans in possible thought and emotion processes.
    It's all intriguing!!

    • @haidengeary8277
      @haidengeary8277 5 років тому +1

      Humans have reason, other animals do not. This is why other animals are given the OK as far as morals.

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 5 років тому +5

      @@haidengeary8277 Animals have reason. Its just not the same reason as humans so dumb people think they don't have reason.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому

      @@haidengeary8277 Lions have a perfectly good reason for eating you. You had it comin. .....Oh what you don't think that's a good reason? Well I think it depends on the person. Maybe the lion was right.

  • @raccoonboye5361
    @raccoonboye5361 5 років тому +482

    I have a theory on why the bear was hostile:
    •small room
    •American education system

    • @1313hman
      @1313hman 5 років тому +38

      I get that you are going for a joke, but still it was in Germany so it kinda falls flat :/

    • @lestatangel
      @lestatangel 5 років тому +1

      Raccoon Boye 😎

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 5 років тому +2

      makes sense to me

    • @gcDaydays
      @gcDaydays 4 роки тому +1

      Except the instructor was in Germany lmao

    • @dukenecromancer245
      @dukenecromancer245 4 роки тому +3

      Clever boy! You can understand human sentence structure on youtube

  • @parasiticlightningscourgev6674
    @parasiticlightningscourgev6674 8 років тому +145

    I have a Border Collie, and believe me, this is accurate. The dog is SMART. Almost too smart. He uses it for evil sometimes... Sometimes he takes my shoe because he knows that it would make me throw a toy at him to get him to drop it. Now, he does it to get me to throw toys. CLEVER DOG.

    • @parasiticlightningscourgev6674
      @parasiticlightningscourgev6674 8 років тому +18

      We also have good ways of communication, too. He understands some words I say, and the emotions we're pretraying. He responds remarkably to hand gestures. I always use hand gestures, I always have. He understands them scarily well, and I have studied wolf and dog body language a whole lot so I can understand him most the time, as well. He's awesome.

    • @goranperssonfanaccount1956
      @goranperssonfanaccount1956 8 років тому +11

      True that, I have a border collie aswell but what I'm most impressed with is how fast he learns. When I hold a treat in front of him and do nothing, he sometimes does every trick i've ever taught him.

    • @xamnition
      @xamnition 8 років тому +1

      You should punish him/her rather than reward. You dont get free candy for stealing a car do you? Give reward for good things and punish for bad things. Just like humans

    • @parasiticlightningscourgev6674
      @parasiticlightningscourgev6674 8 років тому +5

      +Xamnition What could I do? Hit him? Yeah, doing that is different than with humans. All that does is put fear in him. I've done it before. I've hit him so hard he whined. I'll never forgive myself. He's the only thing I have.

    • @xamnition
      @xamnition 8 років тому +6

      Hit him lightly with a newspaper or just show dissappointment. Never reward for something bad, that will encourage to do it again. And definetly dont be violent lol, thats illegal

  • @Fuilleverte
    @Fuilleverte 5 років тому +76

    Koko has actually learned to lie. that take actual cognition.

  • @Mew4U
    @Mew4U 8 років тому +270

    Koko was probably confused because we wear clothes and she doesn't.

    • @michaelharris6441
      @michaelharris6441 6 років тому +4

      Does that mean Koko has to register as a sex offender ?

    • @kebabneal1736
      @kebabneal1736 6 років тому

      +Michael Harris yea?

    • @MaaZeus
      @MaaZeus 5 років тому +3

      This was my thought as well, she did not understand why we walked around covered in cloth.

  • @KingOneShot47
    @KingOneShot47 5 років тому +756

    To be honest, the fact the horse could understand expressions is impressive enough
    Thanks for the likes 👀
    Only noticed 10 months later 😂

    • @petergraced7655
      @petergraced7655 5 років тому +52

      Better than some people actually

    • @KingOneShot47
      @KingOneShot47 5 років тому +15

      @@petergraced7655 true 🤣

    • @pokellaa
      @pokellaa 5 років тому +3

      💯

    • @haidengeary8277
      @haidengeary8277 5 років тому +2

      Why?
      Human beings first developed the ability to read body language long before the spoken word.

    • @Nomadic_Inquisitor
      @Nomadic_Inquisitor 5 років тому +6

      Creatures of Empathy.

  • @chescarino
    @chescarino 8 років тому +294

    i still haven't figured out how communicate effectively with women yet.. i always get the bear type results.

    • @gregoryfenn1462
      @gregoryfenn1462 8 років тому +13

      *hugs*

    • @Fankas2000
      @Fankas2000 6 років тому +17

      Its easy, just show them some money. It works every time...

    • @HeavyJ713
      @HeavyJ713 6 років тому +5

      That is a mystery that science will never get right lol...

    • @kaIl0ween
      @kaIl0ween 6 років тому +11

      @@Fankas2000
      yeah if you're only interested in shitty people. :/

    • @Fankas2000
      @Fankas2000 6 років тому +11

      @@kaIl0ween Thats like 90% of the Human population.

  • @TryHardCentral
    @TryHardCentral 5 років тому +409

    The fact that an animal performed sexual harassment is just amazing.

    • @sly-fi6502
      @sly-fi6502 4 роки тому +70

      We don't know if it was a sexual thing or not for the gorilla, it very well could have been a fascination kind of fetish. The women sued the zoo for firing them over not exposing themselves to "bond" with the gorilla, not because the gorilla asked to see their nips.

    • @duckgoesquack4514
      @duckgoesquack4514 4 роки тому +24

      Dolphins: umm...

    • @scottmatznick6461
      @scottmatznick6461 4 роки тому +3

      I like thc

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 4 роки тому +49

      @@sly-fi6502 Wait, they fired her for not showing her nipples to the gorilla? That's messed up...

    • @ChaoticMartian
      @ChaoticMartian 4 роки тому

      Based

  • @samireland9775
    @samireland9775 8 років тому +209

    I think some animals can sense emotions. Like if you scold a dog, they can sense the anger and understand that they've done something wrong.

    • @jordanious7711
      @jordanious7711 8 років тому +18

      yeah no shit. The question was if they understand human language.. Its obvious they read body language. Dogs are pack hunters and rely on body language and communication with each other in order to hunt. Being able to sense how you're feeling is something most animals can do. That has nothing to do with this video, though.

    • @boofdaclown7866
      @boofdaclown7866 8 років тому +1

      I remember hearing a news story on NPR years ago and I think it was talking about that specifically. The reaction they have isn't because they know they did something wrong, it's a reaction because it thinks you are upset and feel sympathetic for you, not upset at itself.
      I'm too lazy to google this but I remember hearing about it. It was years ago and I could have just twisted the words without knowing. It makes sense though because they will just keep doing the same thing again even if you scold them not to when they do.

    • @jordanious7711
      @jordanious7711 8 років тому

      ***** Sorry, its possible im just taking my knowledge for granted but OF COURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... Thats like th first fucking thing you're taught in vet nursing classes.. Animals are incredibly sensitive to human emotion and body language. Its why body language specialists can so easily control an animals behavour. You people have no idea. Your minds are barely scraping the barrel of how much we have learned and yet you're trying to talk about it like "oh I saw an article a while ago" you sound like morons.

    • @boofdaclown7866
      @boofdaclown7866 8 років тому +6

      Jordanious77 LMFAO holy shit you got so tilted
      First of all I didn't say that was the truth, it just something that I have heard. You just assumed that was what I believed. It was something interesting about the topic and I was sharing it. Calm down.
      Not every animal (including pets) can just understand everything you say or do, that can include body language. They can misinterpret things. If you are yelling at them and pointing they might think you are excited about something. For instance, my aunts dog will literally growl and be aggresive as hell towards you if you laugh. Only when you laugh. The dog just misinterprets it. Something probably just happened where it heard laughter and had a negative experience so it ties laughter to that, but I'm making a point.
      If anything you sound like a fucking idiot trying to tell me what I can and can't say. There is obviously way more to it, but this thing I heard was years ago and it was all I have ever heard on the topic. It doesn't mean that is what I 100% believe, my opinion is still open and I am willing to change it.
      Next time think before you speak, and don't just assume that is what I believed because I did use the word "think" and not "know".
      Also why the hell are you saying "You people" like your some illuminati conspiracy lunatic? Calm down.

    • @CorollaNut68
      @CorollaNut68 8 років тому +14

      I had this chow/shepard mix for many years. Best dog in the world.
      My mom has never liked animals, doesn't want them near her. Hates the thought of touching them.
      My dog would greet everybody else by coming up and touching them with her paw however she never did this with my mom. She was the first animal EVER let in my mom's house simply because she seemed to know not to try and touch her and kept her distance... she didn't do this with any other human.
      My dad had died several years earlier but my mom still had bad days over it.
      One day I almost fell out because I came home from work and my mom was petting my dog...actually touching her!
      She said that she was sitting in her chair crying quite a bit that day and my dog came over and sat near her but not too close. Then, very very gently touched her nose to my mom's hand. She kept nuzzling her a bit more and finally pushed her head under my mom's hand. Mom quit crying and started to rub her head. My dog then got free run of the house, her own comfy living room chair and part of whatever mom was eating from then on. She still won't touch any other animal though.

  • @sanyi.a.macska
    @sanyi.a.macska 5 років тому +58

    Me: hugs dog
    Dog: is that a personal attack or something?

    • @BrrmBrrmm
      @BrrmBrrmm 4 роки тому

      @PewDie-Ton EX
      OH NO!
      THANK YOU FOR SAYING SO

    • @bazzer884
      @bazzer884 4 роки тому

      @PewDie-Ton EX only if they grew up with wolves, dogs grow up with humans so they learn human body language.

  • @sventibaldo
    @sventibaldo 6 років тому +308

    Koko has eventually been arrested after a massive metoo protest.

  • @SixofQueens
    @SixofQueens 4 роки тому +15

    So this will be one of many anecdotal stories, and it involves one of my childhood dogs, a Doberman named CC. Properly elaborating all of the circumstances around this experiment will be difficult, but bear with me.
    She loved to go out and run in the backyard. As soon as we said "wanna go outside?" she would bolt to the backdoor. We eventually came to wonder if she knew the word "outside", because we noticed that if she heard the word "outside" in normal conversation, she would run excitedly to the door. We (my sister and I, at least) did an experiment where we would excitedly say "you wanna go apple?" as though we were saying "you wanna go outside", same inflection, same energy, to her several times, then wait a few minutes and say the word "outside" by itself in monotone. From the FIRST time we did it, and every time after, she wouldn't stir when we said "wanna go apple", but when we said "outside", she would rush excitedly to the door. I know she knew at least that word.

    • @LaylaLeft
      @LaylaLeft 3 роки тому +1

      I had a doberman growing up as well. Ironically, his name was nostrodomus. My brother and I would go hide anywhere we could find and our parents could tell him "go find Lance" or "go find Layla" and he would always find the right child and pull us out from our hiding spots and return us to said parent.

  • @seguebythesea
    @seguebythesea 6 років тому +232

    Border Collies are remarkably intelligent. We had one for 17 years and I swear, if she had opposable thumbs she could have ruled the world.

    • @Halfdanr_H
      @Halfdanr_H 5 років тому +9

      Border Cookies are absolutely the best dogs in the world. I had mine for over 13 years. On hot days we'd go to the beach. I'd let her out my car and she'd line up behind the children at the ice-cream van for a 99 (I got the chocolate flakes).

    • @litrally6973
      @litrally6973 5 років тому +1

      if anyone ruin the 69th like, i will kill you in your sleep.

    • @imperialblast
      @imperialblast 5 років тому +1

      Mood - Come at me bro.

    • @Hiarren
      @Hiarren 5 років тому +3

      Because like all species, dog breeds too are different in their genetic traits. They are born more intelligent than pitbulls, on average.

    • @lesleykramer7207
      @lesleykramer7207 5 років тому

      Perhaps it is just you who is dumb?

  • @Babalooza
    @Babalooza 9 років тому +177

    I just want to thank you for being a better alternative to Vsauce.

    • @DinoArmy13
      @DinoArmy13 9 років тому +21

      +Babalooza vsauce is great but it makes me feel like im five watching him but thoughty2 makes me like an adult lol maybe it's just the suit

    • @wormholetimes9839
      @wormholetimes9839 9 років тому +4

      +Babalooza he talks twice as much that he lost me... we have other things to do than spend 17 minutes on something that is not a priority to watch.

    • @iamme2824
      @iamme2824 9 років тому +3

      Try thunderf00t, he's awesome.

    • @davidmb1595
      @davidmb1595 9 років тому +12

      +Babalooza I was thinking just the same. However Vsauce will always be my favorite, not only for the nostalgia, but because he always gets me thinking a lot on the subject of his videos, and making assumptions in my mind weeks after i've seen his videos; meanwhile Thouthy2, who is completely awesome too, just doesn't succed to catch my mind with his subjects for more than one or two hours. Nonetheless, I love both of them. I wish they keep making this videos for a very long time.

    • @SueMead
      @SueMead 9 років тому

      +I am Me
      He's a blowhard.

  • @asmallbabby4205
    @asmallbabby4205 7 років тому +241

    How about can humans understand humans? That'll make a good video.

    • @p_rneliushubert
      @p_rneliushubert 5 років тому +2

      A Small Babby huh what did ya say i cant understand you

    • @Cuhhhruss
      @Cuhhhruss 5 років тому +7

      How about can humans understand animals?

    • @whiteeyedshadow8423
      @whiteeyedshadow8423 5 років тому +1

      @@frankthecat8795 so then we can understand animals because we can understand ourselves

    • @sharkboot
      @sharkboot 5 років тому +1

      Idk. People are dumb. Good thing I'm a horse

    • @stickinthemud23
      @stickinthemud23 5 років тому +4

      Humans don't understand humans. We misunderstand.

  • @famouslastwords0791HR
    @famouslastwords0791HR 5 років тому +36

    "The cat couldn't care less and was only interested in itself."
    Sounds about right.😺🙀

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 роки тому +2

      Well a cat puts it's scent on it's human and home so it owns the home and the human just lives there to give them tributes and petting when it's in the mood. lol

    • @famouslastwords0791HR
      @famouslastwords0791HR 4 роки тому +1

      @@erikmckoul2478 Yes, you have described the relationship between myself and my cat perfectly!

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 роки тому +2

      @@famouslastwords0791HR When my cat meows repeatedly for food I imagine him yelling in a British accent "Fetch me my food human I don't have all day"

    • @famouslastwords0791HR
      @famouslastwords0791HR 4 роки тому +2

      @@erikmckoul2478 I love that!! I'm going to do that from now on lol.
      Then,of course, it must be prepared correctly.
      Cat-" No, no, no!!! I've told you repeatedly my Happy Kitty Seafood Delight must be cut into tiny squares, not whatever those are!! Do they look like squares to you? Fix this at once!!"

  • @matt20129
    @matt20129 7 років тому +101

    "Go get a beer for daddy" I lost it

    • @popstarrowlet1636
      @popstarrowlet1636 5 років тому +1

      *burp*

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 5 років тому +1

      I'm glad I'm not in that family...

    • @AVJHalonen
      @AVJHalonen 5 років тому +2

      That's the only command any living organism needs to understand.

  • @blakerupp1444
    @blakerupp1444 5 років тому +58

    Parrot: What’s up n*gga
    Human: Why did you just say the n-word

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 років тому +4

      Just like Jackie Chan in Rush Hour. Chris Tucker tells him to follow his lead, Chris Tucker greats people in the bar with "wassup ma nigga?". The minute Jackie Chan is by himself, he tries the same thing, and unintentionally instigates a fight.

    • @rainangel159
      @rainangel159 4 роки тому +2

      Parrot: I've been listening to some gangsta rap🐦

  • @panther105
    @panther105 6 років тому +128

    My wife"s unconscious clues..... Just looks at me then back to the vacuum cleaner and I know exactly what she wants ...

    • @LtPuff
      @LtPuff 5 років тому +6

      @putrifiedpuppy disemboweledkitty WHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @hjabalexbncv
      @hjabalexbncv 5 років тому +6

      i lose a game of fortnite and i look at my bro and he knows im blaming him

    • @mac_uk5464
      @mac_uk5464 5 років тому +2

      You to take your bloody shoes off.

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 5 років тому

      Unless you're a lazy unemployed slob, she should be vacuuming.

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 5 років тому

      @@blaze556922 why? if both work, both share responsibilities in the house.

  • @Scrinwaipwr
    @Scrinwaipwr 3 роки тому +3

    I taught my chickens their names and very basic commands like "no/don't", "come here" and "good girl." Never knew chickens were so smart until I got some. They have been taught attacking each other is not allowed and do it way less now, they even do little tricks for food and have shown some impressive problem solving skills at times (e.g. to escape their paddock.)

  • @OokileyGMR
    @OokileyGMR 5 років тому +36

    I mean, the "smart Hans effect " is by itself an interpretation of a message, in this case, the human's facial expressions.

  • @jackmotherway358
    @jackmotherway358 8 років тому +114

    Tell you right now I couldn't remember the name of 1000 toys

    • @Celatra
      @Celatra 8 років тому +3

      but the dog could .

    • @gopher3572
      @gopher3572 6 років тому +1

      Dog's are weird

  • @IamCoalfoot
    @IamCoalfoot 5 років тому +79

    "The cat just really didn't care..." Yup, that sounds like a cat alright.

  • @alienwarrior
    @alienwarrior 4 роки тому +7

    I knew a small dog that was incredibly attentive to Humans speaking. I often took him for walks and we had a close bond and I'm sure he loved me as much as I loved him. He had MANY Humans in his life as he was often taken for walks by many people and socialised very early. Once when he had to be taken to a vet 16 people came to visit him at one time. Yes, the vet staff were astonished he was so popular.
    One night he was listening to a conversation between me and his primary Human. She was telling me he was a bad dog because she discovered he was crossing the road unsupervised when he was allowed out on his own to pee.
    Later that evening I took him for a walk as usual. He fully understood my body language and thus knew when it was safe to cross the road by reading my body language. This time he refused to cross. All my hand waving failed to get him to cross. He just sat there refusing to cross the road till I actually said the word "Ok" and he happily scampered across with tail wagging.
    On our return I told his primary Human what happened and said he was a good dog. The joy he showed when I relayed the story to his Human was overwhelming.
    >> It was important to him that I understood he was a good boy and he had to prove it to me even though there were several hours in between.
    He had a huge vocabulary and was happy to do whatever was asked of him. He knew the names of his toys along with the usual yes, no, get off the road, stay close (heel), the names of each Human, the name of the cat and understood what it was when I would point at a distant object.
    I went camping once and when I returned I smelled of campfire. He didn't trust his eyes or ears because he didn't detect my scent. He was really confused and simply barked at me like I was an interloper. I took him with me camping and he discovered fire and understood what happened with smells when exposed to smoke.. I told him "We are camping" repeatedly.
    Later I would ask him if he wanted to go camping and his excitement was a clear indication of his answer. Yes, I understood often what the little guy was trying to tell me and I listened to him and gave him the opportunity to decide where he wanted to walk or what he wanted.... often to simply get closer to a nearby bitch for a quick sniff, hahaha dogs will be dogs.
    Dogs definitely have some grasp of what Humans say and have clear cognitive abilities they rarely receive credit for and I sometimes think it is Humans who fail to communicate with their pets like I see 99% of the time.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 4 роки тому

      Too long didn't read

  • @Darksmirk1
    @Darksmirk1 8 років тому +24

    Cats totally understand I think. They're just gathering Intel instead of responding or obeying. Clever creatures!!

    • @hacked6613
      @hacked6613 6 років тому +5

      They are pretty smart, but they just don’t give a shit.
      Cats are assholes and I love them.

    • @mrmc101
      @mrmc101 6 років тому +1

      the things with cats are is that they were never really "domesticated" they were tamed, so cats rely on a predatory instinct rather than real thoughts like a dog can. dogs were actually domesticated and taught, a cat relies on instinct so in reality yes they are clever but they really aren't gathering Intel, mostly confused or uninterested

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 6 років тому

      @@mrmc101 Wow, you must've been a cat in your previous life if you can tell all that just by looking at one.

  • @ฉันเห็นคุณ-ฃ3อ
    @ฉันเห็นคุณ-ฃ3อ 9 років тому +44

    My dog and many others I assume can understand emotion. For example: When I'm playing a video game, and I get mad and start shaking in anger (that's what I do to avoid violence or shouting), my dog will get up and leave assuming he's done something wrong. When I shake randomly in the exact same way doing the exact same thing (playing video games) but without being angry, my dog does nothing. I guess he has the power to sense my feelings. This also happens when I'm upset, if I'm crying, he will come over and try to comfort me, when I fake being sad any crying, he does nothing. :p
    I've had him since 2 weeks and he's now 7, he understands the different teddies for example Rabbit and Bear and knows all the basics. (Lie down, sit, paw, high five which is just a high version of a paw, left paw, right paw, walkies etc)
    He's also been trained to only go for a number 2 in his own garden because it's his house and carrying bags is annoying sometimes. He also knows "Get out" to leave the room.

    • @God-ix4dk
      @God-ix4dk 9 років тому +2

      Pretty cool, not gonna lie.

    • @last_dedication6803
      @last_dedication6803 9 років тому

      +Sqwodwid Tentukals they say a dog feel the energy and smell, for every emotion a different smell. So i guess that makes sense! :D #idonthaveadogandiamnotadogexpert

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 9 років тому

      +Sqwodwid Tentukals It can literally smell your anger.(And no, im not trolling you.)

    • @iamme2824
      @iamme2824 9 років тому +3

      The clever Hans effect.

    • @last_dedication6803
      @last_dedication6803 9 років тому +1

      Smell my anger xDDD

  • @mrsbluesky8415
    @mrsbluesky8415 2 роки тому +3

    My dog always knew when I was about to take him for a walk. Even before doing all the things we do to get ready like grabbing shoes, leash etc. I mean just sitting around at a random time of day and just THINKING about it. Lol. Maybe I was giving off some vibes or smell but he’d start doing his “we’re going for a walk !” dance. Miss him so much.

  • @numbr1gumballfanever
    @numbr1gumballfanever 5 років тому +5

    I used to have a dog named Sunshine and I taught her the phrase "What's the matter?" Not only did she recognize the phrase, but she would also respond to it by leading me to what she wanted when she was crying. Whether it was, I need to go outside, I want a treat, I want what you are eating, my food/water dish is empty, or even I couldn't hold it and pooped on the floor, she was very aware of everything she recognized as incorrect or out of place and always knew exactly how to behave to inform me. She was the smartest dog I've ever had.

  • @DifR42483
    @DifR42483 6 років тому +83

    I always thought he was saying 42 here.

    • @anteconfig5391
      @anteconfig5391 5 років тому +2

      lol. this is the second of his videos I've ever seen and when he said it I was like "wait what, that's not right" Instantly I remembered him but I scrolled down to make sure his name wasn't the number 42.

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 5 років тому +5

      i mean that's the joke... why would the channel be thoughty 2? it's riffing on hitchhiker's guide

    • @ignathiel
      @ignathiel 5 років тому +2

      @@PanicbyExample Also, it's probably a play on the phrase "one's two cents" which sounds almost like "two sense".

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 5 років тому

      I'm not too sure he can pronounce the difference...

    • @niiwo
      @niiwo 5 років тому +2

      his name is from 42 which according to google and some book is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. trust me. lookit up.

  • @TripleX205
    @TripleX205 8 років тому +90

    The difference in DNA between humans and gorillas is not even 2%. I'm convinced that Koko really is that smart.

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 7 років тому +20

      TripleX205 Of course. If a dog is capable of pulling off basic cognitive processes, why wouldn't a gorilla (much more genetically related) as well?

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 6 років тому +9

      I'm convinced Harambe was that smart......
      cocks out for Harambe!!!!

    • @niklashansen820
      @niklashansen820 6 років тому +3

      And bananas is only 1% though it doesn't do much, lmao..

    • @rinisdovah
      @rinisdovah 6 років тому +4

      We also share 60% of our DNA with a banana...

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 6 років тому +5

      @@rinisdovah I'm honored to share some DNA with a banana, bananas are decent people, I mean you never hear about bananas coming home late from work and beating up their peel or hooking a guy's nuts up to a car battery...or taking a rifle to the top of the bell tower 15 dead and the "pros" blame Marine training....
      [yeah, I borrowed from George Carlin]
      ua-cam.com/video/Ze_dBldmBDw/v-deo.html

  • @TheEyeOfTaurusAK
    @TheEyeOfTaurusAK 5 років тому +22

    I nerd out to informative non-biased vids like these 😍😍

  • @jasondismuke4837
    @jasondismuke4837 5 років тому +23

    I'll always have full on conversations with my dog.

  • @oxcart4172
    @oxcart4172 8 років тому +26

    the only animal to ever ask a question was Alex - an African grey parrot. I expected to see him here.

    • @RiotWolfie
      @RiotWolfie 8 років тому

      o-0 my uncles parrots ask questions though it isnt uncommon for parrots

    • @Harry351ify
      @Harry351ify 8 років тому +18

      The first time I read your comment I thought the parrot was gay.

    • @darkwolf4352
      @darkwolf4352 8 років тому +1

      JaydenWolf it was the only animal to ask a significant question,alex asked what colour he was

  • @yanusanders7686
    @yanusanders7686 6 років тому +7

    my Amazon parrot can talk to me and understands meaning. for example, it calls me "Ness", my mum "mama" and my dad "paaap" and will say it when that specific person enters the room. It also comes when you say "come" and if you point to someone and say e.g. "where's paaap?" it will fly to the person. it also uses "good night" and "good morning" in the correct ways and knows what "wait" means. I could go on forever

  • @thanosbaby7570
    @thanosbaby7570 5 років тому +25

    “OAOAOAOOAO”
    “yea hes speakin english its his accent”

  • @Bottlethebubbles
    @Bottlethebubbles 5 років тому +19

    All your pets are Imbeciles: my cat turns her head 0.00000001 degrees when I call her name

  • @hacked6613
    @hacked6613 6 років тому +7

    11:40 “And your dog goes freaking mental” why am I laughing so much at that holy shit I love the British dialect

  • @TheDalitis8
    @TheDalitis8 5 років тому +27

    "The cat couldn't care less and was interested only in itself, the bear was downright hostile" -> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @junepassingthrouthegate8810
    @junepassingthrouthegate8810 8 років тому +38

    Sometimes I believe my dogs can understand everything I say and that they talk with each other about me, and about themselves. So sometimes, I ask them things and I never get an answer, I guess they consider me unworthy of being responded to, because they know they are superior beings. . 🗣️🐕

    • @programmingcafe7571
      @programmingcafe7571 8 років тому +3

      June Passingthroughthegate they are not superior, they just have a much more complex way of speech.

    • @junepassingthrouthegate8810
      @junepassingthrouthegate8810 8 років тому +1

      Programming Cafe Maybe so :3

    • @beautiandabird
      @beautiandabird 8 років тому +2

      i see the seagulls gather once in the early morning, they are so noisy then fly away. then they gather once around 6 pm in summer (since the sun starts to set at 8:30 pm in summer. ) and make bunches of noise again and after a while they separated. they do that everyday so i think in the morning they kind of asking what will u do today, i feel pretty today, i couldnt sleep last night etc. then in the beginning they meet again and be like i poop on human creature this afternoon and it made weird noise or what food they had, which of seagul/ bird they passed by ... then they ask each other what to do tonight, "sleep" is the answer i guess? and be apart.
      thanks for having me seagulls, moi moi
      XD

    • @stevendawood3457
      @stevendawood3457 6 років тому

      Get hELPP

    • @kalikalad8954
      @kalikalad8954 6 років тому

      June Passingthroughthegate: Absolutely incorrect. CATS are the superior beings. Just ask them.

  • @krystaLuvin
    @krystaLuvin 4 роки тому +13

    One time I was hiding a ball I'd pretended to throw from my dog. The dog was clear across the room when someone said "It's under her right foot." Button (My Dog) whirled around, ran over and pointed at my right foot. Button had to understand some VERY specific things.
    She had to understand that the word "It's" was referring to the ball.
    She had to understand tha "Under"meant it was under something.
    "Her" referring to me, meant it was under me.
    "Right foot"
    Here's where it gets interesting. Button was facing me so if she simply thought right meant her right she'd have pointed at my left foot but she pointed at my RIGHT foot instead. She not only understood each individual word but also how they related to each other as well as accurately apply a complex concept that some human children have trouble figuring out until they're past their terrible twos. We never taught her any of these things, let alone the concept of left and right, she just figured them out and it was really freaky but kinda awesome. To clarify, she had no idea where the ball even was and was clear across the room when she was told where it was and used that knowledge to point at me very accusingly. I was so startled I lifted my foot, revealing the ball.

    • @bobinthewest8559
      @bobinthewest8559 3 роки тому +1

      I had a dog who clearly knew the difference between "right paw", and "left paw".

  • @Sticknub
    @Sticknub 4 роки тому +16

    My cat: *screaming*
    Me: what do you want
    Him: *meow*
    Me: *picks him up*
    Him: *starts purring and gets into a fancy position as if he were laying on a bed*

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +2

      I heard when a cat meows it's an attempt to communicate specifically with humans. And that cats don't meow to other cats with no humans around. I don't know how true that is though. So google it yourself if you wanna know if that's real.

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 4 роки тому +2

      My cat would actually poke you with his paw to ask for food, and actually knows that my granny is just faking her threats, cuz he remains unfazed. As for mine though, he knows I'll actually hit him for stealing food (not that hard, just a quick whoop to the bum), so he runs the moment he hears me angrily call his name without even looking at me. He actually recognizes commands, and it's not the clever hans or whatever it's called effect. When we call him for food, he actually comes inside just by hearing us. As well as other commands such as "go outside" and "go to sleep," as he will actually fake sleeping and occasionally peek at you if you're still there, and continue pretending if you're still looking. Though he will immediately run away if he notices you look away or leave.

    • @justindorthewonderwizard645
      @justindorthewonderwizard645 4 роки тому +1

      Dogs and cats are around as smart as a toddler. Now this isn't amazing but the cats water bowl is a metal bowl and they know the difference between me getting water for myself (running the faucet) and me getting the water bowl based on the noise the water makes. And my cat mackie recognises when i am fake sad and actual sad which i find impressive.

    • @eatmedrinkme9628
      @eatmedrinkme9628 4 роки тому +2

      So your cat has trained you for their desired effect. lol

  • @FirstLast-il6ok
    @FirstLast-il6ok 5 років тому +11

    My dogs will sometimes bark when I set something down on the counter too hard etc. all I have to say is, “it was me.” And they stop.

  • @zwippie92
    @zwippie92 6 років тому +19

    15:24 So what? She sued Coco or the animal park or whatever was holding Coco? That is so stupid. Suing a gorilla for wanting to see her nipples... I guess she sued her own dog when it was peeking at her in the shower, or the neighbours dog when it was peeking inside her bedroom window...

    • @zwippie92
      @zwippie92 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, thats my guess as well

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 4 роки тому

      Koko*

    • @liodeo5082
      @liodeo5082 4 роки тому

      Not the same thing.

    • @zwippie92
      @zwippie92 4 роки тому

      @@liodeo5082 No I agree. The dog is worse, the gorilla was at least asking and not peeking at her when she was in the shower

    • @liodeo5082
      @liodeo5082 4 роки тому

      @@zwippie92 no, the dog has no interest in the nipples, (probably) just the owner.

  • @_Xyr
    @_Xyr 5 років тому +21

    Thoughty : "Go get daddy a beer :)" *shows a baby getting a beer*
    Me: I like this video

  • @cliffbird5016
    @cliffbird5016 5 років тому +12

    my cat broke his favorite toy today. he picked up 1 bit and put it on my lap. then went and got the other bit and put that on my lap. then meowed at me to get my attention then looked at the 2 bits then at me and back to the bits. that was him saying fix it please. i did what he asked and fixed it and he gave me some kisses before going back to play with his toy.
    He knows when im in pain. He will massage the area that hurts then lays down on it and purrs which relieves the pain. got him when he was 9 weeks old. he is now 7 months old and has leant how to ask me for things and when im not feeling well. He has learnt if im not feeling well he wont ask me to play with him. he will just curl up on my lap and purr.
    When i have panic attacks he comes upto me and cuddles me and it helps me get the panic attack under control. He has done more to help me when im sick than doctors have done in the last 50 years.
    Experiments with birds of the crow family showed they can solve puzzles faster than a human can. They warn humans of danger that have been nice to them. They also shit on anyone that was nasty to them every time they see them lol. They can also talk not mimick but actualy talk and hold conversations with humans when they feel like it.
    They have facial recognition thats how they warn those that r nice to them about danger.
    If they find something like a nut they cant crack open they carry it to a pedestrian crossing with lights drop it in the road and wait at the lights for a car to break open the nut then when the light goes green to cross they walk into the road pick up the opened nut and fly off with it.
    They use tools to get at food they cant reach. A test put some food beyond the reach of the bird to see what they will do. They grabbed a stick and used the stick to pull the food closer. Then they tried it again by putting the food in another cage inside the 1st cage with a stick beyond their reach. so they got another stick to pull the stick closer then that stick to reach the food as the stick was longer than the stick left for them to use. They went up to 10 sticks and they solved it everytime 1st time.
    They have also seen them holding funerals when 1 dies all the others fly in from miles around and gather in trees around where 1 of them died and they sit in silence for a few mins they fly off again.
    Animals r a lot smarter than humans like to think they r and most r far more inteligent than humans

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 роки тому +2

      They aren't smarter than humans because our brains are way bigger and can hold more information but that has a trade off as we are weak for animals our size. Im sure some animals are on par with us in intelligence except they don't have hands to build things which would make them seem less intelligent from just a glance just like we would be imagine if we had a body like a dog in that case we would have no tools. But what humans need to realize is that we are animals too not some superior being and that animals are not dumb just different.

    • @jeremiahbristow7609
      @jeremiahbristow7609 4 роки тому +1

      @@erikmckoul2478 eh...that depends on how you define the word "smart". At least, I'm pretty sure that it does. I might just be mixing up the definition of intelligent with the definition of smart, though.

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 роки тому

      @@jeremiahbristow7609 Yeah I probably should of used intelligent instead of smart.

    • @TheWidowStewart
      @TheWidowStewart 4 роки тому

      They can also kill off wildlings and even white walkers on a rare occasion.

  • @thethinkingbeing9817
    @thethinkingbeing9817 5 років тому +13

    The thumbnail implies, “Put a pair of glasses on a dog and his IQ suddenly doubles”

  • @goriller9166
    @goriller9166 7 років тому +8

    "Sounds so much like a person it's scary"
    *LULULKDKRRUUIUIILUKUKUIIIIIIII*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ATF-US
    @ATF-US 4 роки тому +2

    i found this channel about 2.5 minutes ago and they’ve already answered every question i’ve ever asked

  • @Leo-gd8il
    @Leo-gd8il 8 років тому +187

    okay… now I'm getting a horse, so it can solve my math problems...xD

    • @Leo-gd8il
      @Leo-gd8il 8 років тому +34

      never mind, DAMMIT…

    • @Celatra
      @Celatra 8 років тому +5

      You can always give it a try. You have to teach the horse maths first.

    • @LHERANDEZ
      @LHERANDEZ 7 років тому

      Maybe Big Shaq Will Show The Horse Maths...

    • @sherlynvazquez-reyes1818
      @sherlynvazquez-reyes1818 6 років тому +2

      That house is better at me at math this is sad 😥

    • @yesiwouldenjoysomebeets8674
      @yesiwouldenjoysomebeets8674 6 років тому

      I swear to god... you learn that stuff in fourth grade...

  • @xzfert8692
    @xzfert8692 4 роки тому +79

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Him: This is Noc talking like humans
    Noc: geduabgedabno

  • @MusicalMissCapri
    @MusicalMissCapri 8 років тому +23

    Even rabbits can display memory and association. My rabbit goes spastic excited whenever my Dad goes near her cage because he's the one who gives her favourite treats.

  • @mattbowman242
    @mattbowman242 4 роки тому +15

    I just tried telling my dog to go and grab me a beer and guess what he just laughed at me.

    • @Jordan-hk5ck
      @Jordan-hk5ck 4 роки тому +1

      Mark Brown Idk why this made me laugh so much, but thanks lol

  • @Draco-kd7ti
    @Draco-kd7ti 9 років тому +69

    that horse is better at math then me...

    • @Sf22MUT
      @Sf22MUT 9 років тому +5

      *than looks like u suck at grammar too

    • @Draco-kd7ti
      @Draco-kd7ti 9 років тому +2

      SimonFC Fifa Another grammar nazi

    • @schuylerpablico8300
      @schuylerpablico8300 9 років тому

      +MyName
      that is not a complete sentence!

    • @joesam001
      @joesam001 9 років тому +2

      A small loan of A million dollars...

    • @unlistedsky2788
      @unlistedsky2788 9 років тому

      +SimonFC Fifa Um, you aren't exactly Einstein either.

  • @nt-films9769
    @nt-films9769 7 років тому +403

    Dogs now what we say but we don't understand dogs

    • @PaintedDog
      @PaintedDog 7 років тому +64

      Actually, many people can understand dogs. It isn't hard, they use body language and facial expressions just as we do. Look it up. It's the reason dogs can so easily learn to understand us. It's not usually words dogs learn but the facial and body cues we often make unconsciously. Which is why many dog trainers (in more advanced training) will turn their backs and ask the dog to preform a "trick" so the dog learns to listen to the words. I'm a dog trainer and behaviorist and I teach people these concepts often. (Ex. Lip licks and yawning is the dog telling you he/she is uncomfortable with a situation)

    • @kevinlivingston9563
      @kevinlivingston9563 7 років тому +2

      NT- FILMs it's only because you aren't paying attention to what your saying.

    • @soshimozi
      @soshimozi 7 років тому +28

      Just like how you don’t “now” how to spell

    • @thegigadykid1
      @thegigadykid1 6 років тому +7

      Know*

    • @kalikalad8954
      @kalikalad8954 6 років тому +3

      Jami B: How interesting--I train horses, and lip-licking is a sign of possible submission (indecision, re-thinking), and yawning is a sign of stress relief and relaxation. Amazing how different the same physical actions can be in different species.
      And, can I just say it? Border Collies are the smartest dogs ever.

  • @jessicafischerqueen
    @jessicafischerqueen 8 років тому +125

    My ants can speak Korean.

    • @isthismcdonalds9878
      @isthismcdonalds9878 6 років тому +3

      ???

    • @odismaybe
      @odismaybe 6 років тому +1

      No way

    • @chrisg2378
      @chrisg2378 5 років тому +6

      Yes! Hard work is the language of North Koreans!
      For the glory of Kim Jong Un!

    • @panagiotiskoronis4861
      @panagiotiskoronis4861 5 років тому +6

      You can call them "Koreants"

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 років тому

      Perhaps you mean, your AUNTS can speak Korean.

  • @MarksREmarks
    @MarksREmarks 4 роки тому +13

    15:22 what next? you call the police when you neighbour's dog tries to hump your leg?!

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 4 роки тому +4

      I think the problem was that the other gorillakeepers would try and pressure the woman to just show her tittays to Koko to make her quit asking.

    • @bobinthewest8559
      @bobinthewest8559 3 роки тому

      Was koko ever taught the word "no"?

  • @TylerSane5
    @TylerSane5 5 років тому +11

    There's a bird in a petstore in my town 15 years later it remembered and said my brothers name to him! Lol.. I didn't think could do that!

    • @dummy2027
      @dummy2027 4 роки тому

      Birds are very intelligent. My parrot understands everything I say to him and also remembers everything that has been said to him and everything that has happened to him.

  • @bonnieoppelt2734
    @bonnieoppelt2734 8 років тому +32

    when my cat has babies and we give them away, she crys and searches for them for minimum of two weeks. then she lays in an area that kitten always layed... even if we've only given one away and she still had others there with her. and one baby that we kept who passed away, she cried for a month and kept going to where we buried him...

    • @Darthmgtow
      @Darthmgtow 6 років тому +1

      Haven Oppelt
      Awwww that is so sad...😔😔

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 6 років тому +3

      @ shana SAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO MUTILATE AN ANIMAL AND RENDER IT STERILE SERIOUSLY HOW FUCKING EVIL IS THAT?

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 6 років тому

      Bullshit

    • @Brynn332
      @Brynn332 6 років тому +2

      You probably gave them away to early

    • @isthismcdonalds9878
      @isthismcdonalds9878 6 років тому

      Wow that cat is more empathetic than me, also that is really sad.

  • @nino8256
    @nino8256 6 років тому +37

    Damn, a horse is better in math than me..

  • @nicistephens9551
    @nicistephens9551 2 роки тому

    You should totally do an update on this since we have learned so much since you made this! :) specifically re: dogs being taught how to speak with language pathology buttons & advancements in our understanding of dog's comprehension of expressions and inflections.

  • @joebrad6023
    @joebrad6023 8 років тому +68

    she got sexual harassed by a gorrila😂😂😂

    • @RayVitoles
      @RayVitoles 6 років тому +4

      by a female gorrila too

    • @valhar2000
      @valhar2000 6 років тому +9

      That woman needs to be blacklisted from every job ever, except, perhaps, crack whoring.

    • @satyavanivankayala9619
      @satyavanivankayala9619 6 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @niklashansen820
      @niklashansen820 6 років тому +4

      Sexual harrasment doesn't exist in nature.. look at ducks/etc. it's only human males who is head-over for human females.. all male ducks rape female ducks.. etc. if it doesn't rape there isn't a right order.. look at hyenas.. nearly extinct and nonsical male harassment.. just saying..

    • @yourneighbour5738
      @yourneighbour5738 6 років тому +5

      Toxic animality😂😂😂

  • @jeffreymuu5451
    @jeffreymuu5451 8 років тому +695

    Wow that horse is smarter then the average American

    • @ac96822
      @ac96822 8 років тому +16

      You're just another idiot insulting people for their lack of intelligence when your misuse of the English language is, of course, overlooked. Dumb fuck

    • @ilanzatonski8826
      @ilanzatonski8826 8 років тому +7

      +Echo 11 that horse is smarter than you, because you don't understand definitions.

    • @ilanzatonski8826
      @ilanzatonski8826 8 років тому +6

      +Echo 11 that dog probably knows more words than you.

    • @ilanzatonski8826
      @ilanzatonski8826 8 років тому +7

      +Echo 11 I can't give two fucks about 10% of libtards and fat feminists because 90% are actually smart and if you can't respect definitions you aren't respecting 90% of smart people and women....

    • @ilanzatonski8826
      @ilanzatonski8826 8 років тому +3

      +Echo 11 for 1 fat feminist I can find you 1000 smart feminists (i.e. Everyone)

  • @cyber_dragon_123
    @cyber_dragon_123 8 років тому +10

    4:14 Horses are empathetic to a point of almost mind-reading. Perhaps Hans could only answer correctly because Von Osten (the owner) knew the answers himself, and was simply 'reading his mind?'

    • @tyebegg9737
      @tyebegg9737 8 років тому +5

      cyber_dragon_123 that's what thoughty2 said

    • @rtbeerzi
      @rtbeerzi 6 років тому

      cyber_dragon_123 That's what I'd like to think. We can communicate with animals the same way birds communicate with eachother, but it's a natural skill, some have it, some have to learn it

  • @joshklingman8421
    @joshklingman8421 4 роки тому +7

    "You should probably watch what you are saying around your pets, they may be listening a bit more attentively than you think."
    Me: My dog knows too much.