If it comforts you, at least you can rocketjump, i can't do it, no matter how many pros explain it out to me or how many jumpmaps i try, i just can't get it done... I'm very sure you will get good at market gardening at one point, while i will never be able to master it in my life...
I really wish that Demo-Switch was a real item, that would be a fucking glory! I have some thoughts on what it might do: -Those who step on or accidentally hit it will hear a ticking noise and after the ticking, the words "Gunna kill you" are heard, thus causing the player to have spontaneous combustion, and explode within five seconds. -People around the Demo'd player will also catch fire and explode if they are at least 10 feet or 258 pixels near the Demo'd player. -Has a 5% chance of getting everyone Demo'd (If in the base). Most likely, the weapon might be OP because of the Demo-Switch effect not wearing off while going into the base and using the resupply locker. So... Yeah, those are my thoughts on the effects of the Demo-Switch, and if anyone asks: Yes, I DID put a lot of effort in those effects for this particular comment. Many people usually asked me that during when I made up some effects for the "Soulja" character.
How about -Can only have one deployed at a time, and you only start out with one. -If you kill less than 3 people, you instantly spontaneously combust, and also inflict damage on your team mates. -If you get 3 kills, good job, you don't get killed. -More than 3 kills, you get a 15 second crit boost. -and of course... no random crits.
***** maybe not a one hit kill or anything extremely damaging, but around 30-40 damage maximum? But i imagine having 4-5 troll demos at base working together could be a problem... but meh thats not gonna be too common -Actually 15 or 20 dmg max would be best lol
0:14 liberty launcher shoot sound for the stock rocket launcher and soldier trying to market gardenning with the... basic shovel XD. oh and the Medi... WAIT... and the MEEEEM!!!!!
Erm... Did the RED team just give their victory away to the BLU team? I mean, they did make sure the bomb exploded at one of their bases. So I guess it would end in a stalemate/tie.
XyphlosBlade Yes, but they w ere REALLY close, and that explosion was huge. Also that Demo exploding the bomb was kind of a stupid idea, unrealistic to the game and REALLY aggravating to someone like me.
Well, technically, but you must remember this game and video werent made to be realistic. Its game logic bro, but trust me, even i have a hard time dealing with it sometimes.
To be honest it doesn't have to be similar tot he game. His video means he makes the rules and its his world. It doesn't have to be true to the game, and if you haven't noticed most sf videos aren't true to the game.
I always had this idea for a stickybomb launcher. Imagine this: The bombs explode automatically when an enemy walks near them (except when ubercharged). It will have a slower arm time, slightly less damage, and allow less bombs out at a time. Like :3?
Oh oh oh oh oh Yeah You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast Oh yeah And they're gone so fast, yeah Oh So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there And when you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care? Oh care [Chorus] Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba du dop Ba du bop, ba du dop Ba du, yeah Said oh yeah In an mmmbop they're gone Yeah yeah Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows Oh, no one knows [Chorus] In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're not there Until you lose your hair Oh But you don't care, yeah [Chorus] Can you tell me? oh No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? oh yeah You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me? oh (Which flower's going to grow?) No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? (If it's going to be a daisy or a rose?) You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me? oh (Which flower's going to grow?) No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know You say you can but you don't know You don't know You don't know, oh Mmmbop, duba Du bop, du Yeah, yeah Mmmbop, duba Du bop, du Oh yeah [Chorus: x2] Can u tell me? oh No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know Say you can but you don't know
Ah, the jumping soldiers. So much air-time... then when you're a friendly Heavy or some such, trying to make it to the enemy team's area to join a party, always gotta watch your heads, or else the big bird's gonna snatch ya. Blasted call of the big Doo-Doo Bird. Robuttz
Strangely prophetic of all the BASE Jumper soldiers you see lazily floating around nowadays. That is, until you get out your sniper rifle, or direct hit, or flare gun, or loch n' load... It's so much fun pissing people off on Hightower!
Wow, that joke really looks good when I looked at it through my *puts on sunglasses* cornea! You know, that part of your eye, which you see things through, and it, is anyone laughing? No one's laughing. Ok, I guess I'll just leave then..........
![[SFM] Heavy's Final Flash](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/x_KwRD-eDEg/mqdefault.jpg)
![COME ALONG WITH ME [GL2] | Funtime vs Tim](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5tQ6B1UBwbc/mqdefault.jpg)
That demo is so cute :3
Demoman: Eee, thats gay *drunk*
"gonna kill you and BURP!!!"
I laughted so hard.XD
Hate to be a grammar Nazi but...
Laughed*
RPG player
D:
I'm german. Have mercy. XD
Martin Durmich It's okay man, you didn't know, next time, you will.
me too
Pyro: oh goddamnit
0:43 - 0:52 My Market Gardener attempts in a nutshell.
Hate it when they throw their rifles.
Hate it when I try to Market Garden with the stock shovel.
If it comforts you, at least you can rocketjump, i can't do it, no matter how many pros explain it out to me or how many jumpmaps i try, i just can't get it done... I'm very sure you will get good at market gardening at one point, while i will never be able to master it in my life...
ZaBuKra Run forward. Then, all at once, aim down at your feet behind you, jump and crouch.
Morbid Lyrics Ah sure that is good
00:43 Base jumper is a nutshell
Wait, so they blew up the thing that was trying to blow up something that was five feet away?
That logics perfection to moi.
I am late as fuck, but the bomb detonates underground. Which means the stuff underground is safe I guess. So they still failed. Cheers
0:44 Mini Corn predicted the BASE Jumper a year in advance....
0:43 when Gravity has a will of its own...
This feels so much more meaningful now that the base jumper exists and I see a lot of people using it poorly.
Me too lol. But they just feed my hales own air strike CX
Soldier wasn't even using the market gardener
True
0:24 best face ever
Nevermind I saw the rest of the video
@@bers6014 hehee
0:43 Pretty much sums up the Base Jumper.
Absolutely amazing. Great animation and funny as heck. I'm honestly surprised you're not more revered in the SFM community.
I really wish that Demo-Switch was a real item, that would be a fucking glory!
I have some thoughts on what it might do:
-Those who step on or accidentally hit it will hear a ticking noise and after the ticking, the words "Gunna kill you" are heard, thus causing the player to have spontaneous combustion, and explode within five seconds.
-People around the Demo'd player will also catch fire and explode if they are at least 10 feet or 258 pixels near the Demo'd player.
-Has a 5% chance of getting everyone Demo'd (If in the base).
Most likely, the weapon might be OP because of the Demo-Switch effect not wearing off while going into the base and using the resupply locker.
So... Yeah, those are my thoughts on the effects of the Demo-Switch, and if anyone asks: Yes, I DID put a lot of effort in those effects for this particular comment. Many people usually asked me that during when I made up some effects for the "Soulja" character.
***** Replaces secondary, can only use once before needing resupply locker, no random crits
How about
-Can only have one deployed at a time, and you only start out with one.
-If you kill less than 3 people, you instantly spontaneously combust, and also inflict damage on your team mates.
-If you get 3 kills, good job, you don't get killed.
-More than 3 kills, you get a 15 second crit boost.
-and of course... no random crits.
Zainin Hmm......
Yeah, sounds good...
***** maybe not a one hit kill or anything extremely damaging, but around 30-40 damage maximum?
But i imagine having 4-5 troll demos at base working together could be a problem...
but meh thats not gonna be too common
-Actually 15 or 20 dmg max would be best lol
I can actually mod a little bit, and I might be able to make this.
0:17 my rocket jumps
1:14 did Anyone else hear the Pyro say "motherf*cker"? XD
Yes!
You definitely deserve more attention, your animations are very fluid and entertaining to watch.
I say old chap, your videos are rather hilarious and you are a beautiful human being. You have earned my subscription.
0:34 - 0:52 best part
wow, i love the way you made the heavy expressions!
nice work!
I GIVE YOU AN IMAGINARY TACO
0:14 liberty launcher shoot sound for the stock rocket launcher and soldier trying to market gardenning with the... basic shovel XD. oh and the Medi... WAIT... and the MEEEEM!!!!!
Your videos are like really good slapstick comedy in tf2! gunna subscribe.
1:13
Pyro: Mmph mmph mph mmph
-----Translate-----
Pyro: Oh no, fuck me...
:D
+Sezer Çelik actually he says Mother F*cker...
+Sezer Çelik Or Oh for fuck's sake.......
Erm... Did the RED team just give their victory away to the BLU team? I mean, they did make sure the bomb exploded at one of their bases. So I guess it would end in a stalemate/tie.
No the bomb has to go in the hole and it didnt so the red won.
XyphlosBlade Yes, but they w ere REALLY close, and that explosion was huge. Also that Demo exploding the bomb was kind of a stupid idea, unrealistic to the game and REALLY aggravating to someone like me.
Well, technically, but you must remember this game and video werent made to be realistic. Its game logic bro, but trust me, even i have a hard time dealing with it sometimes.
XyphlosBlade The video isn't true to the game, that's what is getting me mad.
To be honest it doesn't have to be similar tot he game. His video means he makes the rules and its his world. It doesn't have to be true to the game, and if you haven't noticed most sf videos aren't true to the game.
I always had this idea for a stickybomb launcher. Imagine this: The bombs explode automatically when an enemy walks near them (except when ubercharged). It will have a slower arm time, slightly less damage, and allow less bombs out at a time. Like :3?
Ew
David Smith, that's an epic idea!
"The Detonator" could be it's name.
Could be a cool idea
I give it a name....the "Sticky Mine Launcher"
Make the skin,and use as a workshop
+David Smith thats actually a good idea
someone should do that for the game
Well animated, original ideas, and strait up hilarious. It's surprising you have 5000 subscribers, especially with the game grumps animations.
Sick quickscope m8!
Thanks buddy :3 /minicorns friend whos on his comp in secret, mwahahhahaha!
Mini Corn Should i tell him.... or.......?
Whow. You have earned my subscription, Sebastian!
00:30 like a boss role with the headset and earbuds.
Oh, my, God...I'm so happy.. ;-; *Crying manly tears*
0:44
Base jumper in a shellnut
you mean nutshell right?
I don't know how I didn't see this sooner. Epic doesn't seem to be a good enough word to describe this.
"Mission ends in thirty seconds!"
*is a 84 second video
Seems legit.
0:30
Dat engineer was rockin it with his earbuds and headset
XD
Congratulations.
I shall mail your cookie, first thing in the morning.
The "You are always a disappointment" is just not the same after watching once upon a time in two fort, it really gets ya.
Very nice one ! Good job !
The Sniper and Soldier bit reminds me of when I headshoted a BLU Soldier while he was in midair. Best achievement ever.
Mini Corn knew about the BASE jumper before it was a twinkle in someone's eye.
"Mission ends in thirty seconds!" It takes about a minute.
I lost it when the Sniper tossed his rifle. xD
the blue team wins because the card explode everything
Well, that was pretty funny. Tho that flying slow-mo screaming solder creeped me out a bit. Also, the demo-timebomb was rather funny, as well.
Shout out to ***** for shamelessly ripping this off and claiming it as his own.
OMG LAG!!!!! dammit i died...-__-
lost in laughter when the sniper tossed the rifle at the soldier x°D
LOL i was laughing to the face of the soldier
Well, looks like we found ourselves one talkative person, eh? But jokes aside, a "..." right back at ya, pal!
Damn, Joel, you really out did yourself this time.
so good it's so good aaah this channel
Wow im totally
*puts on sunglasses*
cornere by your jokes!
OH god this is hilarious! XD
Oh oh oh oh oh
Yeah
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so fast, yeah
Oh
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care
[Chorus]
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du, yeah
Said oh yeah
In an mmmbop they're gone
Yeah yeah
Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows
Oh, no one knows
[Chorus]
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmmbop they're not there
Until you lose your hair
Oh
But you don't care, yeah
[Chorus]
Can you tell me? oh
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me? oh yeah
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me? oh (Which flower's going to grow?)
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me? (If it's going to be a daisy or a rose?)
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me? oh (Which flower's going to grow?)
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know
You say you can but you don't know
You don't know
You don't know, oh
Mmmbop, duba
Du bop, du
Yeah, yeah
Mmmbop, duba
Du bop, du
Oh yeah
[Chorus: x2]
Can u tell me? oh
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know
Say you can but you don't know
WTF?
0:27
that is the most amazing thing ever!
What sound is played when soldier is shot by the sniper?
i like how it always shows the demo going gonna kill u burp then kaboom
0:45
I LOVE IT !!!
When the next saxxy awards come, this will win one of the awards.
This is awesome.
That soldier has an invisible BASE jumper.
Earbuds and Safe 'n Sound. Genius.
0:34 - 0:53
Low Gravity Servers in a nutshell
You're good.
Ah, the jumping soldiers. So much air-time... then when you're a friendly Heavy or some such, trying to make it to the enemy team's area to join a party, always gotta watch your heads, or else the big bird's gonna snatch ya.
Blasted call of the big Doo-Doo Bird.
Robuttz
Scrub engineer didn't even fully upgrade his sentry.
Dis made me laugh so much ;3
Tho the administrator said they only had 30 secs and this is 1.24 min
That would be funny if there was an item or an effect on servers that made soldiers randomly get slow motioned after the rocket jump
Some people don't do enough movement in SFM. If they do, it is not smooth at all. You, sir, just broke the fifth law of SFM.
Very nice :D
You have not earned this subscription from me.. You deserve to have it.
Disappointment? But they succeeded xD
(Also, greatly animated, sub sub)
0:42 is a great deal more accurate now that we have a parachute that does exactly that...
Handson ... god damn, that's what, 13 years ago? Shit I feel old again
I just lost it when the sniper threw the gun in after the soldier... xD
Just for that, Im calling the cobs to arrest you...
This is definitely over 30 seconds...
Before the B.A.S.E Jumper, there was...The Slo-Mo Soldier.
1:13 pyro said "oh the horror"
Just awesome :D
I AM CURRENTLY WATCHING ALL YOUR VIDEOS AND DYING SEND HELP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALSKDJF;LKSJDNF
Strangely prophetic of all the BASE Jumper soldiers you see lazily floating around nowadays. That is, until you get out your sniper rifle, or direct hit, or flare gun, or loch n' load... It's so much fun pissing people off on Hightower!
That's a nice song that guy was listening to
When you rolled "no gravity" with RTD... 0:44
Press 9 for kaboom.
Nien!
michael bay confirmed
Yup, this is awesome!
Oh soldier...who would they find to replace you?!
0:39-0:43 Dramatic Scream of the Year
Soldier was using B.A.S.E jumper, clearly
Not wanting to ruin the fun or anything, but...
The pit is actually a self-destruction thingie.
Hahaha Red Engineer is the best!! XD
Did that soldier have an invisible B.A.S.E Jumper.... before that update was even invented 0,0
0:43 This is what the B.A.S.E. Jumper will be like
0:28 Earbuds and headphones? I like your style engi.
0:56
heavy: CHARGE NOW, DOCTOR! ...doctor?
me: the doctor is out, MOTHERFUCKER!! lol XD
well having explode there is because they have explosives stored there, causing a much larger blast
If one day they make a TF2 movie with SFM, need this.
0:43 What the B.A.S.E. Jumper will bring pretty soon.
NO, I SAID I WANTED ICE TO COOL THE SHIT. I BURNED MY TOUNGE.
But thanks for the cookie.
Wow, that joke really looks good when I looked at it through my
*puts on sunglasses*
cornea!
You know, that part of your eye, which you see things through, and it, is anyone laughing? No one's laughing. Ok, I guess I'll just leave then..........
this is gold!!
they're the wires since there are non on ear protection...