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@Majorkill hey bro, there was this wonderfull dark angel book where they all die at the end because they kill themselves with explosive : it is stated in this black library book how much time a space marine will last with internal armor reserves... can't help much but fuck yeah , good work..
One of the worst fates worse than death is the fate Guilliman is experiencing right now. Not the fact he is carrying an overwhelming burden. Not the fact he died for an Imperium that twisted his father's dream and became a bloated carcass that should've burned in Horus' rebellion. No, its waking up to see Cato Sicarius every. single. day. Oh and paper. Poor guy cant pick up the damned things in armor.
Feel like that Eldar Goddess (forgot her name) who's in a cage in Nurgle's realm to be used as a test subject for every single disease nurgle makes is also a very honorable mention.
I remember a comic once where an ancient tomb was opened and a space marine got trapped inside when it was sealed shut. An A.I. then began to convert him into a machine so he could stay there forever.
@@waynesmith7746 Well he's surely lucky for being a Mechanicus since he can't feel pain and could probably just shut himself down to get the boredom over with.
I'm new to the Warhammer Universe and find it quite morbidly funny a lot of times. Like their'll be some mass horrific sacrifice but its explained in such regal and greusome detail that it can come off sorta comedic. A good example is of the dreadnoughts that say stuff like: "Yes, little brother." and "Lead me to the slaughter!"
The fact that an average guardsman's lifetime on the field is 15 hours*trillions of troops usually reminds me how grimdark it can get. In my own opinion, getting trapped by a dark eldar homunculus is the worst possible. Just ask the Tau what happened the first time they asked them for help lol
I don't know, man. Dying in the first 15 hours of a battle seems pretty awesome compared to living through the horrors the rest of that battle will bring.
I still think that life expectancy is absurd considering that new troops have to be brought in via months long travel via the Warp. You'd run out of soldiers before the replacements could get in. Further proving that GW writers are clueless to all things military. I have read that the average life expectancy of a soldier in WW2 was 3 weeks. If you were a green newbie new in a unit. If you survived those 3 weeks however life expectancy went up dramatically to potentially surviving the war. Interestingly, the longer your unit was in combat, the worse it started to perform, as veterans start to become more interested in surviving the war then winning a battle. The famous Desert Rats division had seen combat since 1940 up to 1945, the most experienced British tank division to land in Normandy, and also the one that performed worst throughout the 1944-45 campaign. You can see it in the Band of Brothers series as well. All gung ho and brave in the 1st half of the series and increasingly more traumatized and risk averse after the Battle of the Bulge.
@Chaptermaster Pedro Kantor I'm guessing you're right, much like the size of battles having millions of combatants, but covering a whole planet. However to play devils advocate if you start out with say 4 billion guard soldiers and 1 billion die in the first 15 hours regardless of how long the other 3 billion make it your average life expectancy is going to be low. This is the same reason why up until like the early 1900s the average life expectancy I'm the US was 50 or some shit. Because thousands of kids died from disease and malnutrition every year.
Honestly surprised the Portmaster didn't make it onto this list, where in Dark Imperium Typhus witnesses Nurgle infecting, mutilating and killing the poor mortal, before then reviving him over and over until he was left as nothing but an unrecognisable carcass that a nurgling herald then clawed it's way out. Might be getting it somewhat wrong, but being put through tormenting sickness at rapid pace, warped and distorted to the point of death, only to be torn back to suffer further... Well. That is truly a horrible fate worse than death, as the release of oblivion wouldn't even be gratifying.
« Revived him » didn’t nurgle hated the concept of undeath (it seem very similar to what you describe.) What an hypocrite and one more reason to dislike him the most out of the 4.
Not really. Most humans in the grimdark of the 42nd actually live rather decent (for the setting) lives. Hiveworlds only make up a small portion of the empires reach and the guardsmen regiments an even smaller portions of that.
@@TheNinjaSandwichGaming Yes, I remember MK making a video on this. Besides, there's over one million planets (or exactly one million) in the Imperium. Not all are explored in lore because not all are ultrashitty.
Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would react to being in Guillimans position now would be pretty interesting, getting to see the different ways they rule the imperium would be pretty cool ngl ( or lack thereof of rule )
@@smolbirb4 Just cope/paste the same question with every Majorkill video. Not much effort, would be admirable if the question was actually interesting.
honorable mention: The fate of Rylanor before its conclusion. Alone on an empty world for thousands of years after being betrayed by those held dear and looked after.
Not even Death would be a sweet release because the souls will go to the Warp, which was formerly the Realm of Souls, and Chaos is waiting to welcome them.
My Armor is Contempt My Shield is Disgust My Sword is Hatred All loyal followers of the God-Emperor get scooped up by the Star Child entity of the other half of the God-Emperor soul (the whole reason why He chose to take a "draw" against God-Horus was that only God-Horus was powerful enough to cleave the God-Emperor soul in twain.) They get to be the fuel for the God-Emperor apotheosis into the Star Father when He finally allows Himself to die & His soul is rejoined in the Warp.
It's why even Cathedral Worlds have no effect upon the surrounding Warp even with a whole planet dedicated to nothing but worshipping the God-Emperor... the Star Child is just hoovering all of that up. The God-Emperor is doing intentionally what the Eldar did unintentionally with Slaanesh... except instead of tens of millions of years for Slaanesh apotheosis to reach a critical mass to trigger, the God-Emperor is doing it in 11,000 years with a much wider population pool (even if each individual human is worth less than each individual Eldar.)
Chaos is only one realm in the Warp, there are still other entities such as Enslavers, Grael, and possibly even the Emperor EDIT: Oh, and also the BS those space furries made up to explain their totally-not-psyker powers
The Warp does not necessarily consist only of the realms of Chaos. I think the notion that it is, is propaganda that people have just come to believe on a meta level.
@@TheSonOfDumb the Warp is the Warp... it just is. The War of Heaven created the Chaos corruption of Nurgle, Khorne, & Tzeentch... who were more powerful than the Eldar Gods or Ork Gods taking over, then the Eldar birthed Slaanesh. The God-Emperor is way more than the Materium God that He was pre-Heresy... I mean Eldar Harlequins were batshit terrified of Him & the they laugh in the face of She Who Thirsts. That's with only half of His soul... since the whole point of sitting the Golden Throne isn't to keep Him "alive" (a truly ludicrous concept regarding a Perpetual) but to stop Him from dying. He doesn't want His soul to be rejoined before He is reincarnation fully formed... it's why He chose to let God-Horus strike Him a full five years before the Siege of Terra, only God-Horus was powerful enough to cleave His soul in twain.
I wonder if any Dark Eldar pick a human and don't torture them. They let the human see all the other human's being tortured. But they never torture them. They just let the dread and fear of knowing they could be tortured at any minute be the torture.
I never thought of the “never gonna get revenge” aspect of Lucius the Eternal taking over the bodies of those that bested him. That’s pretty wack-a-doodle
I like to think that there still are Iron Warriors/Sons of Horus alive burried in their Drillmachines within the 40k timeline, as they could have eaten each other between hibernating etc.
Other special horrifying fates worth mentioning similar to Lucius: Trazyn and Orikan. This sorta applies to all Necron since their violent soulectemies and not even know what of their memories are real or made by the Ctan. But particularly these two as they are basically doomed to be destroyed by themselves. Trazyn since he has am imprisoned shard of the Deceiver that he doubts he can contain since he keeps compulsively feeding it more power because he can't control his endless curiosity. And Orikan has been a star God similar to the Ctan and knows their endless hunger, and rather than avoiding that fate he still strives to be like that permanently. Also just anything Illuminor Szeras gets up too. Dude will vivisect you soul until you are a piece of screaming meat in a carefully labeled specimen jar.
I would've picked becoming an ally of Chaos, becoming a Servitor, being captured by the Dark Eldar, being the Emperor stuck on the throne for 10,000 years, and the worst fate of all would be having to talk to Rogal Dorn who takes everything literally.
(I would add that Lucius didn't die as many times as you might think. His death via a landmine was only the seventh. But yeah, seeking endless pleasure without ever reaching it is a very Slaaneshi thing.) As for other fates worse than death, I would add sitting on the Glass Throne, being turned into a Chaos Spawn, being turned into a Servitor, being blessed by Nurgle and thus unable to die, being turned into a Daemonhost, dying as an Eldar without a spirit stone, being an ork and unable to fight, being one the World Eaters Abby turned into lollipops _(and fuck me, _*_that_*_ was harsh!)_ or the Emperor's Children he robbed of their senses, being a Thousand Sons Marine, or being fed to a soul forge (for you will suffer _way_ beyond your death here).
Being turned into a servitor, where some level of your consciousness is still intact, to feel the pain of having body parts removed and replaced, but never have the ability to express yourself - trapped inside your own body!
I remember a short story once about a Chaos Marine who ended up in a duel with a marine from another chapter who was his sworn brother. During the duel he swore to the chaos gods thst he would kill his old friend for eternity, and now they hold him to that, meaning he eternally hunts the galaxy for the marines who get the geneseed of his friend and kill him again and again, never being able to lise because of his vast experience. At first he was still angry and loved it, but now after killing hundreds he is jaded and depressed, and wishes he could go back and undo it. Maybe not the most horrific, but I loved how grimdark it was
Some further exploration of Angron's intended potential as the empath/support Primarch would be interesting, maybe a full video or two of how the setting would be different if individual traitor Primarchs had not had their damning flaws. I am especially interested in Angron minus nails though, it seems like a very interesting character to explore even if there's very little to go on
I had a theory that agron was intended to be the moral compass and emotional support of the primarchs, essentially the pacifist primarch. He keeps the peace, and helps the others deal with their trauma.
@@johnaeryns5364 bullshit... I'm confused that since you know the Imperial Truth is a total lie, why would the God-Emperor have any real investment in it? Since the Primarchs were just a scam to trick the Chaos Gods into helping the God-Emperor shape the future potentialities into the singular one where Magnus unknowingly burnt through the Webway Portal & the Horus Heresy was an unfortunate necessity for the God-Emperor plan to succeed... why would He actually invest in any plans if He failed???
This is gonna sound crazy but hear me out. Being a space marine is technically a fate that can be considered worse than death. Although they have no fear, they constantly are surrounded by nothing but death and suffering, and the fact that they live for so long means they know there’s a good chance they’ll have to watch their brothers and friends die. I know it sounds like a huge stretch, but I would honestly be pretty depressed if I knew that I would live long enough possibly watch everyone I’ve ever cared about die while also having to watch the people others care about die. Love the video major keep it up bro.
I think the crew on that monitor station that got eaten by Tyranids, that's a pretty horrific death. Particularly the guy who got eaten feet first in the bug infested super acid
I think Angron should at least get an honorable mention. He has to live with the memory of being forced to kill his only real father and having his battle brothers taken from him by the Emperor. His nails also make it impossible for him to feel any emotion other than anger, and they cause him never ending pain. Lastly, Khorne keeps reviving him over and over again which sucks cause he just wants to die.
Before I watch the video to the very end, I'll try to make some guesses (in no specific order): 1. Being a Servitor 2. Being a Chaos Spawn 3. Being the female slave in a Daemonculaba 4. Being absorbed into Lucius the Eternal's armor 5. Being "interred" inside a Chaos Dreadnought
@@virn333 ..bc unwilling Chaos Astartes on the brink of death is put in. It is considered the worst fate for Chaos SM since influence of Warp makes Chaos Drednought go insane + plus mutation + considered cannon fodder by Chaos Marines "brethren".
@@79thecreeper what do you mean? He wasn't a "Fallen". Also Kaldor Drago legit vibe checked Azrael as to what he did with him but even Lord Azrael didn't know.
Ngl, there's a sense of poetic justice to the Emperor being the main victim of his own stupidity. If there is one person in the whole 40k universe who deserved to suffer for their monstrous ego and presumptuousness which doomed everyone, that's the man himself
I'd have included Servitor Conversion on here as Scout Ezra (I think?) of The Crimson Fists was punished for disobeying a direct order that got a Company Captain killed indirectly,and got made into a Servitor as a punishment. It all just sounds...uncomfortable to say the least...
just one thing missing servitors you know being relentless mutilated and torn apart with out painkiller’s and all while awake and thinking before being stitched back together with extremely crude and poorly integrated cybernetics and having your consciousness suppressed or even worse still being conscious while your body is manipulated like a mindless husk while you are completely powerless to stop it
I hate how writers kill certain characters multiple times just because they can come back to life like what does that really say about the characters skill
I remember reading saturnine and when they got trapped in the concrete traps and the dark mechanicus adept says to one of the traitor astartes "How long does your kind live?" To which he answers "I do not know why?" And it response the adept says "because that is how long you will be down here for"
This guy was a Custodes before there was Custodes. During the American Revolution, a militia soldier at age 78, went out armed with a musket, two pistols, and a sword with one objective: kill as many British as he can. He was able to kill four in a patrol, then he got shot in the face and bayoneted nearly ten times in the chest and abdomen. A Patriot patrol found him on the ground in a pool of blood trying to reload his musket. After being treated at a local doctor (how could you then?), he passed away in his sleep 18 years later at the age of 96. True badass.
Lets be brutally honest, *Being born into the world of 40K is the worst fate of all, as none of these agonizingly brutal fates can happen to you if you weren't born into the world in the first place.*
I believe being stationed in the ghoul stars should be taken into account, imagine how horrible that place must be if the tyranids are scared to go in there…
Was epimetheus captured by chaos? Coz Dark Angels really wanted him for something. We know this from trials of Asmodai, when he tortured the black legionnaire and ask for epimetheus' whereabouts.
Apparently, from what I've read, his original name was Nemean.. Or rather THE Nemean. But The Nemean apparently led a war band of black shields during the siege of terror, then went on to do other stuff. So when epimetheus claimed he had no name during his induction to grey knights, could he have actually been someone else? Which to me, says that maybe Cypher is actually The Nemean, hiding his face because of how scarred it became during rangdan xenocide 3, and whoever became epimetheus is another pivitil Dark Angel altogether
@@bassjunkie85 Garro refers to "Rubio, The Nemean, Loken..." as he watches the nine who are named walk by to meet the Emperor, and Malcador says "And the others. Not all of them are here, of course." in The Buried Dagger. That apparent direct acknowledgment of the Nemean walking in front of him, and the description of the Knight-Errant who becomes Epimetheus as being hooded to not show his face (as you mention the Nemean wore a hood to cover scars from the third rangdan xenocide) and never having a "true" name pretty much confirms The Nemean became Epimetheus (stylised as Epithemius at that time). Every other theory prior to The Buried Dagger about who might become Epimetheus related to DA who explicity had actual true names. Cypher at the time of the HH in 30K was Zahariel El'Zurias, who may or not be the current Cypher in 40K, and who used to be a theory candidate for the identity of Epimetheus, before The Buried Dagger indicated The Nemean is Epimetheus (and there is no route by which Zahariel could have become a Knight-Errant and one of the nine who are named). There are no other DA Knights-Errant we know of who could have become Epimetheus other than The Nemean. There is an exchange between a Lord of Change and Epimetheus in Pandorax, where the Lord of Change recognises Epimetheus as a DA from when Chaos was trying to divide the legion prior to the HH, and is incredulous because he is supposed to be dead. That ties into HH 1st edition black book six, which says it is implied the Nemean's service ended and culminated on the walls of the palace during the Siege of Terra - that appears to be misdirection spread by Malcador to imply the Nemean died, but in fact his service as the Knight-Errant The Nemean ended, and he was born anew as the Grey Knight Epimetheus. As of Pandorax, the DAs still had The Nemean down as an unaccounted for Fallen, which is a bit unfair because he never sided with Luther, he just led the Dark Brotherhood Black Shields out of the circumstance of the shattered legions and necessity during the Pale Stars conflict, then became a Knight-Errant when there was no news about Lion El'Jonson, and then a Grey Knight. The theory Majorkill mentions that Epimetheus is the pythosian psyker Abaddon traded to Fulgirm was probably intended to be implied by the Black Legion codex writers, but requires substantial retconning of the timeline about when Abaddon went of his grand tour to get the chaos primarchs' favour, because his tour around the primarchs happened when Abaddon was in exile, hundreds of years before he captured Epimetheus on Pandorax in 961.M41. There's only one other possible psyker I am aware of, Rhydia Erephren, an Iron Hands astropath in the Damnation of Pythos, who is described as collapsing and falling still, in a way to kind of imply she dies, but could maybe not have died and somehow ended up in Abaddon's custody and ended up being traded to Fulgrim, but that's a stretch, much more likely the Black Legion codex writers intended Epimetheus but just didn't have their timeline straight.
There's a story of a word bearers Helbrute who is not only being put through constant agony, but also having his memory wiped every few seconds so he never gets used to it.
As a Slaaneshi Dreadnought you regain feeling and the dream just becomes a new "body" for you. Makes you feel like a demigod on the battlefield... but yno big metal balls scraping against the ground 24/7 😅
The traitors trapped in the tunnelling machine were asked by the mechanicum adept "How long does your kind live?" "Effectively forever. Why?" "Because that is how long we will be here."
The part where the Astartes are trapped underground is made especially horrific when the tech priest asks the Space Marines “well how long do your kind live, lord?” after the captain asks how long they’ll be stuck. The Astartes reply with “why do you ask?” and then the tech priest replies with “because that’s how long we will be down here…”. Just such a gut punch. Although they’re traitors you still feel for them because what the *FUCK* Rogal.
Had a feeling the big E would be number one, you might hate the man but imagine working so hard and dedicating your life to somethjng only to be in the worlds worst life support system and witness everything you worked so hard for be distorted endlessly as you watch helplessly. At this point the only thing keeping him alive is his love for humanity as a whole or his absolute hatred of chaos.
You forgot about being trapped in the Warp which Argel Tal explained was really fucked 6 months felt like 6 seconds for Lorgar who was waiting for them imagine being a space marine loyal to the Imperium except you aren’t OP like Khal drago
Luscious being on this list is a hella underrated pick. The guy literally lives to feed his own ego so by possessing the people that beat him, 1 he will never get the chance to soothe his ego and prove that he is better than them and 2 he is constantly reminded of every single person he’s met that is better than him either by the faces on his armour or their eternal screams in his head.
Majorkill, regarding magic spoon, there have been medical studies done on artificial sweeteners effect on insulin concentration in blood which if constantly high enough can lead to diabetes. Ingesting food with artificial sweeteners unfortunately still leads to insulin increase in bloodstream due to how nervous system interprets sweetness. Once you eat something sweet, it signals the brain for the need to release more insulin.
Death jester prank; Drop Lucy on a crowded ork feral world. Smiles would get blitzed endlessly with enthusiastic duels by guys wanting to krump his silly ass. They all become part of his armor but instead of wailing and lamenting like crying hummies, these thick gits are having the time of their lives. With front row seats to watch the guy who killed them get wreaked over and over again. The process only adding more boyz to the armor. No laments, only merciless heckling and derision. “Lucy da for’eva Krumped” lives out what is an eternity of shameful defeats until big S somehow bails him out.
Being able to die a million times but not being able to best who killed me is definitely worse than being turned into a giant sack that pumps full grown space marines out with no skin
The God Emperor essentially had literally everything he ever worked for be for nothing and is now living out an eternal nightmare, one where he's made a god against his will and yet has none of the power being one would entail. He gets to see the world he built crumble and rot for the rest of time.
@Mayorkill Quick note about the promo in 1:02 It sais thai it have only 5% of Carbohydrates (slow absorbing sugar, our body consume it as energy) bit if you look close it sais that in 37g there are 14g of Carbohydrates, wich it's almost the half! I mean, it seems like a good brand of cereals and don't add suggars to them, but as a diabetic I should check twice the nutritional information. If i were australian, probably bought them for my breakfasts :P
I'd like to nominate becoming the sword drach'nyen. Regardless of how you feel about abaddon's effectiveness as war master (which he's very not.) You have to admit that drach'nyen was more dangerous as a demon than as a sword and now it lives a life of servitude. And if I recall correctly it's not the only demon that was turned into a weapon and became less powerful (in 40K, I know Achaon's sword is also a demon) I think Ahriman's staff is also one. Imagine becoming one of the most powerful forces in the galaxy, a singular entity that can single-handedly end an interstellar empire at the height of it's power. And now you're just an object, a tool for some one else to use, you are no longer the star of your own show but a prop.
Grimdark is and can be pretty cool at times when written so well. On the other hand, sometimes Gameworkship's grimdark is so fucking grimderp that it physically hurts to read.
I like the content Major and I appreciate the lord focused videos. I don’t care for the “what if” scenarios because anybody can ask that but I understand the exercise. A video idea I have is a Legion focused one.. “Unique weapon/tactic specific to a particular legion. Utilizing some form of warp/technology that helped them achieve their victories”… maybe even do a bit of a ranking as you go and split it into 2 episodes. Also another I have is “top 5 Eisenhorn moments”
Wasn't the Daemonculaba also created from bloated humans who were hung upside down and skinned to get their stretched out skin? It's like a giant womb they throw you in. I forget where I seen that, but I did.
Even worse for Lucius, in "The Faultless Blade" he also has "Opiod-type" withdrawals frequently... he is almost always in a state of withdrawal whenever he isn't (high on Slaanesh) and , like most Slaaneshi worshippers... Slaanesh doesn't always whisper sweet nothings to him and it agonizes him... so being immortal is not really a boon for him at all... his withdrawal being the champion is cranked up to 10 so he suffers more than other Slaaneshi... if you ever experienced opiod withdrawal... you know what a bit of this man's life is like...
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Now that would be Grimdark
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Meme I recommeded is how I imaged Guillimane walked through the palace
mate how'd you get it shipped to AUS
@Majorkill hey bro, there was this wonderfull dark angel book where they all die at the end because they kill themselves with explosive : it is stated in this black library book how much time a space marine will last with internal armor reserves... can't help much but fuck yeah , good work..
Spacebook can be downright chilling though... x)
so did you tell your parents??
One of the worst fates worse than death is the fate Guilliman is experiencing right now.
Not the fact he is carrying an overwhelming burden. Not the fact he died for an Imperium that twisted his father's dream and became a bloated carcass that should've burned in Horus' rebellion.
No, its waking up to see Cato Sicarius every. single. day. Oh and paper. Poor guy cant pick up the damned things in armor.
imagine hes speaking in high pitch in the live action adaptation
….where the feth is Cato Sicarius? Is his bot accounts bugged or something 🤣 Usually, you see his account whenever he’s being talked about.
@@lorddenalian guilliman punched his lights out after one word too many spoken.
He did have a star map that he unrolled and smoothed out while in his armour on Macragge in Dark Imperium cause I just read that page yesterday
@@primary2630lol I never realized that part, I finished that book like a month ago, talk about a slow build up on that first book.
Feel like that Eldar Goddess (forgot her name) who's in a cage in Nurgle's realm to be used as a test subject for every single disease nurgle makes is also a very honorable mention.
Isha is her name
Though because of her unique position she also able to whisper the cure for every disease. Its a sort of blessing and a curse thing.
still supposedly better than being eternally raped by slanesh
but you get turned into a couch and a goth mommy sits on you
@@The_Strudel_Manif that's your idea of a positive outcome...get a therapist, and touch grass during every session with them.
I remember a comic once where an ancient tomb was opened and a space marine got trapped inside when it was sealed shut. An A.I. then began to convert him into a machine so he could stay there forever.
what comic was that? curious
Wasn’t a space marine, it was an admech
@@waynesmith7746 Well he's surely lucky for being a Mechanicus since he can't feel pain and could probably just shut himself down to get the boredom over with.
@@imlivingunderyourbed7845 Or get an admech turbo boner because he is now truly an immortal machine.
Majorkill is the kind of guy who will be the last literal male in the world but still say "G'day guys and gal" in his intro
I don't know if his channel still is 99.99% male viewers today but it's a tradition at this point.
@@nolan8708 yeah its only 99.98 percent males now. Huge mile stone for MK. Women are going to outnumber us soon. Still proud of him.
@@d.n5287 it's still the same 1 female, she's just heavier now
Thats sexcist!!!
@@mtill7281 DAMN MURDERED HER
Just remember for every blank strapped to a loyalist, there was a group of chaos followers probably clawing their eyes out while strapping him up
they deserve worst for doing that anyway
I'm new to the Warhammer Universe and find it quite morbidly funny a lot of times. Like their'll be some mass horrific sacrifice but its explained in such regal and greusome detail that it can come off sorta comedic. A good example is of the dreadnoughts that say stuff like: "Yes, little brother." and "Lead me to the slaughter!"
The fact that an average guardsman's lifetime on the field is 15 hours*trillions of troops usually reminds me how grimdark it can get. In my own opinion, getting trapped by a dark eldar homunculus is the worst possible. Just ask the Tau what happened the first time they asked them for help lol
I don't know, man. Dying in the first 15 hours of a battle seems pretty awesome compared to living through the horrors the rest of that battle will bring.
@@ragingmoderate6791 that’s what he was saying
Still a higher chance of survival than Wagner penal battalions
I still think that life expectancy is absurd considering that new troops have to be brought in via months long travel via the Warp. You'd run out of soldiers before the replacements could get in. Further proving that GW writers are clueless to all things military. I have read that the average life expectancy of a soldier in WW2 was 3 weeks. If you were a green newbie new in a unit. If you survived those 3 weeks however life expectancy went up dramatically to potentially surviving the war. Interestingly, the longer your unit was in combat, the worse it started to perform, as veterans start to become more interested in surviving the war then winning a battle. The famous Desert Rats division had seen combat since 1940 up to 1945, the most experienced British tank division to land in Normandy, and also the one that performed worst throughout the 1944-45 campaign. You can see it in the Band of Brothers series as well. All gung ho and brave in the 1st half of the series and increasingly more traumatized and risk averse after the Battle of the Bulge.
@Chaptermaster Pedro Kantor I'm guessing you're right, much like the size of battles having millions of combatants, but covering a whole planet. However to play devils advocate if you start out with say 4 billion guard soldiers and 1 billion die in the first 15 hours regardless of how long the other 3 billion make it your average life expectancy is going to be low. This is the same reason why up until like the early 1900s the average life expectancy I'm the US was 50 or some shit. Because thousands of kids died from disease and malnutrition every year.
Honestly surprised the Portmaster didn't make it onto this list, where in Dark Imperium Typhus witnesses Nurgle infecting, mutilating and killing the poor mortal, before then reviving him over and over until he was left as nothing but an unrecognisable carcass that a nurgling herald then clawed it's way out.
Might be getting it somewhat wrong, but being put through tormenting sickness at rapid pace, warped and distorted to the point of death, only to be torn back to suffer further... Well. That is truly a horrible fate worse than death, as the release of oblivion wouldn't even be gratifying.
I was hoping somebody would mention that poor, poor, poor bastard.
Being "favored" by Nurgle... No thanks.
« Revived him » didn’t nurgle hated the concept of undeath (it seem very similar to what you describe.)
What an hypocrite and one more reason to dislike him the most out of the 4.
I remember reading that, but forgot where it’s from. Got the book?
@@bait4sale9001
Plague War
I remember this part the worst part is the fact he was alive while the nurgling possessed him to a point where he begs for death
I would think being in the 40k universe is itself an awful fate. You’d have a lifespan of 5 years if your lucky.
Not if you're an ork
Not really. Most humans in the grimdark of the 42nd actually live rather decent (for the setting) lives. Hiveworlds only make up a small portion of the empires reach and the guardsmen regiments an even smaller portions of that.
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5 years? 15 hours m8 we aint no space marines 😂 we will die quickly
@@TheNinjaSandwichGaming Yes, I remember MK making a video on this. Besides, there's over one million planets (or exactly one million) in the Imperium. Not all are explored in lore because not all are ultrashitty.
Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would react to being in Guillimans position now would be pretty interesting, getting to see the different ways they rule the imperium would be pretty cool ngl ( or lack thereof of rule )
Do you fucking have this noted down somewhere and you copy and paste it
Very good idea
Everyone in the emperium gets butcher's nails
Goddamn you have dedication
@@smolbirb4 Just cope/paste the same question with every Majorkill video. Not much effort, would be admirable if the question was actually interesting.
honorable mention: The fate of Rylanor before its conclusion. Alone on an empty world for thousands of years after being betrayed by those held dear and looked after.
Not even Death would be a sweet release because the souls will go to the Warp, which was formerly the Realm of Souls, and Chaos is waiting to welcome them.
My Armor is Contempt
My Shield is Disgust
My Sword is Hatred
All loyal followers of the God-Emperor get scooped up by the Star Child entity of the other half of the God-Emperor soul (the whole reason why He chose to take a "draw" against God-Horus was that only God-Horus was powerful enough to cleave the God-Emperor soul in twain.) They get to be the fuel for the God-Emperor apotheosis into the Star Father when He finally allows Himself to die & His soul is rejoined in the Warp.
It's why even Cathedral Worlds have no effect upon the surrounding Warp even with a whole planet dedicated to nothing but worshipping the God-Emperor... the Star Child is just hoovering all of that up. The God-Emperor is doing intentionally what the Eldar did unintentionally with Slaanesh... except instead of tens of millions of years for Slaanesh apotheosis to reach a critical mass to trigger, the God-Emperor is doing it in 11,000 years with a much wider population pool (even if each individual human is worth less than each individual Eldar.)
Chaos is only one realm in the Warp, there are still other entities such as Enslavers, Grael, and possibly even the Emperor
EDIT: Oh, and also the BS those space furries made up to explain their totally-not-psyker powers
The Warp does not necessarily consist only of the realms of Chaos. I think the notion that it is, is propaganda that people have just come to believe on a meta level.
@@TheSonOfDumb the Warp is the Warp... it just is. The War of Heaven created the Chaos corruption of Nurgle, Khorne, & Tzeentch... who were more powerful than the Eldar Gods or Ork Gods taking over, then the Eldar birthed Slaanesh. The God-Emperor is way more than the Materium God that He was pre-Heresy... I mean Eldar Harlequins were batshit terrified of Him & the they laugh in the face of She Who Thirsts. That's with only half of His soul... since the whole point of sitting the Golden Throne isn't to keep Him "alive" (a truly ludicrous concept regarding a Perpetual) but to stop Him from dying. He doesn't want His soul to be rejoined before He is reincarnation fully formed... it's why He chose to let God-Horus strike Him a full five years before the Siege of Terra, only God-Horus was powerful enough to cleave His soul in twain.
honestly the screaming gallery should be on this list, its an almost eternal fate of being trapped in concrete for the entertainment of conrad kurze
The thing is, that wasn't even for entertainment. It became soothing white noise that helped him think.
@@chrisroberts7000 true, which is possibly even more disturbing
I wonder if any Dark Eldar pick a human and don't torture them. They let the human see all the other human's being tortured. But they never torture them. They just let the dread and fear of knowing they could be tortured at any minute be the torture.
I don’t know wether to laugh at that or not
Thats way better than not being actually tortured lol
I never thought of the “never gonna get revenge” aspect of Lucius the Eternal taking over the bodies of those that bested him. That’s pretty wack-a-doodle
I like to think that there still are Iron Warriors/Sons of Horus alive burried in their Drillmachines within the 40k timeline, as they could have eaten each other between hibernating etc.
Other special horrifying fates worth mentioning similar to Lucius: Trazyn and Orikan. This sorta applies to all Necron since their violent soulectemies and not even know what of their memories are real or made by the Ctan. But particularly these two as they are basically doomed to be destroyed by themselves. Trazyn since he has am imprisoned shard of the Deceiver that he doubts he can contain since he keeps compulsively feeding it more power because he can't control his endless curiosity. And Orikan has been a star God similar to the Ctan and knows their endless hunger, and rather than avoiding that fate he still strives to be like that permanently. Also just anything Illuminor Szeras gets up too. Dude will vivisect you soul until you are a piece of screaming meat in a carefully labeled specimen jar.
Honorable mention to that guy in the administratum who has do all the paperwork every time someone blows up a planet.
2:23 Kaldor Draigo: "Have you ever eaten a tangerine?"
Daemon: "No?"
Kaldor Draigo: *"WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE?! SANCTIC POWER!!!"*
*GAAAAAATE OF INF*ografic
7:20 Lucius the Eternal - that one guy who has an infinite respawn cheat to always come back and troll for more.
I would've picked becoming an ally of Chaos, becoming a Servitor, being captured by the Dark Eldar, being the Emperor stuck on the throne for 10,000 years, and the worst fate of all would be having to talk to Rogal Dorn who takes everything literally.
(I would add that Lucius didn't die as many times as you might think. His death via a landmine was only the seventh. But yeah, seeking endless pleasure without ever reaching it is a very Slaaneshi thing.)
As for other fates worse than death, I would add sitting on the Glass Throne, being turned into a Chaos Spawn, being turned into a Servitor, being blessed by Nurgle and thus unable to die, being turned into a Daemonhost, dying as an Eldar without a spirit stone, being an ork and unable to fight, being one the World Eaters Abby turned into lollipops _(and fuck me, _*_that_*_ was harsh!)_ or the Emperor's Children he robbed of their senses, being a Thousand Sons Marine, or being fed to a soul forge (for you will suffer _way_ beyond your death here).
What's the Glass Throne?
@@nationalsocialism3504 It is the thing that the Death Specters Chapter is guarding/using in the Ghoul Stars.
I mean servitor isnt that bad you get turned into a retard i dont think they feel pain or anything might be wrong tho
Majorkill just doesnt like slaanesh and would rather take a crack at them than be accurate.
@@nationalsocialism3504 look up the Shariax
Robotic Girlyman: you are now Regent of Imperium Nihilus
Dante of the Blood Angels: WHY CANT I JUST DIE ALREADY, GODDAMNIT
The Emperor is honestly the most grim thing in 40k. The biggest chad in the setting is also the one eating the most shit. Rough.
Isekai Protagonists in 40k universe: "We are in danger."
I'm deeply upset at the fact that Timmy didn't endure such fate(s)
Being turned into a servitor, where some level of your consciousness is still intact, to feel the pain of having body parts removed and replaced, but never have the ability to express yourself - trapped inside your own body!
I remember a short story once about a Chaos Marine who ended up in a duel with a marine from another chapter who was his sworn brother. During the duel he swore to the chaos gods thst he would kill his old friend for eternity, and now they hold him to that, meaning he eternally hunts the galaxy for the marines who get the geneseed of his friend and kill him again and again, never being able to lise because of his vast experience.
At first he was still angry and loved it, but now after killing hundreds he is jaded and depressed, and wishes he could go back and undo it.
Maybe not the most horrific, but I loved how grimdark it was
Some further exploration of Angron's intended potential as the empath/support Primarch would be interesting, maybe a full video or two of how the setting would be different if individual traitor Primarchs had not had their damning flaws.
I am especially interested in Angron minus nails though, it seems like a very interesting character to explore even if there's very little to go on
Ikr angron definitely seems like one of the most tragic primarchs
It'd be interesting, maybe Angron could help the Big E sympathize with his kids better (as a thought)
I had a theory that agron was intended to be the moral compass and emotional support of the primarchs, essentially the pacifist primarch. He keeps the peace, and helps the others deal with their trauma.
@@johnaeryns5364 yeah that seemed to be what he was meant to be
@@johnaeryns5364 bullshit... I'm confused that since you know the Imperial Truth is a total lie, why would the God-Emperor have any real investment in it? Since the Primarchs were just a scam to trick the Chaos Gods into helping the God-Emperor shape the future potentialities into the singular one where Magnus unknowingly burnt through the Webway Portal & the Horus Heresy was an unfortunate necessity for the God-Emperor plan to succeed... why would He actually invest in any plans if He failed???
This is gonna sound crazy but hear me out. Being a space marine is technically a fate that can be considered worse than death. Although they have no fear, they constantly are surrounded by nothing but death and suffering, and the fact that they live for so long means they know there’s a good chance they’ll have to watch their brothers and friends die. I know it sounds like a huge stretch, but I would honestly be pretty depressed if I knew that I would live long enough possibly watch everyone I’ve ever cared about die while also having to watch the people others care about die. Love the video major keep it up bro.
1:17 Tien: "Hey Vegeta."
Vegeta: "What is it, Triclops?"
Tien: "... Nice shirt."
Vegeta: "AND THERE IT IS!!!"
I think the crew on that monitor station that got eaten by Tyranids, that's a pretty horrific death. Particularly the guy who got eaten feet first in the bug infested super acid
at least they got relatively fast death. being killed, resurrected and killed again... fuck.
I think Angron should at least get an honorable mention. He has to live with the memory of being forced to kill his only real father and having his battle brothers taken from him by the Emperor. His nails also make it impossible for him to feel any emotion other than anger, and they cause him never ending pain. Lastly, Khorne keeps reviving him over and over again which sucks cause he just wants to die.
St. Celestine is basically the Wolverine of the 40K universe.
"The Daemonculaba is an honourable mention"... a sentence that could only exist about 40K lore about something that could only exist in 40K lore
Before I watch the video to the very end, I'll try to make some guesses (in no specific order):
1. Being a Servitor
2. Being a Chaos Spawn
3. Being the female slave in a Daemonculaba
4. Being absorbed into Lucius the Eternal's armor
5. Being "interred" inside a Chaos Dreadnought
Legit
I Don't know much about chaos dreadnoughts, what do they do that's so hardcore?
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@@virn333 ..bc unwilling Chaos Astartes on the brink of death is put in. It is considered the worst fate for Chaos SM since influence of Warp makes Chaos Drednought go insane + plus mutation + considered cannon fodder by Chaos Marines "brethren".
@@milosstojakovic7586 ouch lol
Epimetheus is in the book Pandorax. You learn of his fate at the end. Pandorax is actually one of my favorites and I've listened to it a lot.
I wonder which Dark Angel Epimetheus was?
@@79thecreeper what do you mean? He wasn't a "Fallen". Also Kaldor Drago legit vibe checked Azrael as to what he did with him but even Lord Azrael didn't know.
Ngl, there's a sense of poetic justice to the Emperor being the main victim of his own stupidity. If there is one person in the whole 40k universe who deserved to suffer for their monstrous ego and presumptuousness which doomed everyone, that's the man himself
Heresy. Report to the nearest Inquisitor.
I'd have included Servitor Conversion on here as Scout Ezra (I think?) of The Crimson Fists was punished for disobeying a direct order that got a Company Captain killed indirectly,and got made into a Servitor as a punishment. It all just sounds...uncomfortable to say the least...
Actually he died before that could happen, as the orc WAAAAAAGH came to their home planet
just one thing missing
servitors
you know being relentless mutilated and torn apart with out painkiller’s and all while awake and thinking before being stitched back together with extremely crude and poorly integrated cybernetics and having your consciousness suppressed or even worse still being conscious while your body is manipulated like a mindless husk while you are completely powerless to stop it
I hate how writers kill certain characters multiple times just because they can come back to life like what does that really say about the characters skill
I remember reading saturnine and when they got trapped in the concrete traps and the dark mechanicus adept says to one of the traitor astartes "How long does your kind live?" To which he answers "I do not know why?" And it response the adept says "because that is how long you will be down here for"
This guy was a Custodes before there was Custodes. During the American Revolution, a militia soldier at age 78, went out armed with a musket, two pistols, and a sword with one objective: kill as many British as he can. He was able to kill four in a patrol, then he got shot in the face and bayoneted nearly ten times in the chest and abdomen. A Patriot patrol found him on the ground in a pool of blood trying to reload his musket. After being treated at a local doctor (how could you then?), he passed away in his sleep 18 years later at the age of 96. True badass.
Slaanesh in the background casually getting a little high from this video
Thanks for addressing me in your intro majorkill I appreciate it
The worst fate is dying off screen. Obligatory asking Majorkill for a Mini for the late Old Man of Armageddon.
Horrific Fate 6: The Inquisition forces you to watch all of Velma.
Even they banned using that, it is simply too cruel
Lets be brutally honest, *Being born into the world of 40K is the worst fate of all, as none of these agonizingly brutal fates can happen to you if you weren't born into the world in the first place.*
I think the poor 666 named demons who get killed on repeat by the grey knights have it rough too!
I believe being stationed in the ghoul stars should be taken into account, imagine how horrible that place must be if the tyranids are scared to go in there…
Now we just need a top 5 best fates or badass last stands or deaths
I can think of a guy who deserves more torment than Lucius...Erebus.
Without a doubt. Lucius is a dick, but Etebus is a monster!
Was epimetheus captured by chaos? Coz Dark Angels really wanted him for something.
We know this from trials of Asmodai, when he tortured the black legionnaire and ask for epimetheus' whereabouts.
Apparently, from what I've read, his original name was Nemean.. Or rather THE Nemean.
But The Nemean apparently led a war band of black shields during the siege of terror, then went on to do other stuff.
So when epimetheus claimed he had no name during his induction to grey knights, could he have actually been someone else?
Which to me, says that maybe Cypher is actually The Nemean, hiding his face because of how scarred it became during rangdan xenocide 3, and whoever became epimetheus is another pivitil Dark Angel altogether
@@bassjunkie85 Garro refers to "Rubio, The Nemean, Loken..." as he watches the nine who are named walk by to meet the Emperor, and Malcador says "And the others. Not all of them are here, of course." in The Buried Dagger. That apparent direct acknowledgment of the Nemean walking in front of him, and the description of the Knight-Errant who becomes Epimetheus as being hooded to not show his face (as you mention the Nemean wore a hood to cover scars from the third rangdan xenocide) and never having a "true" name pretty much confirms The Nemean became Epimetheus (stylised as Epithemius at that time).
Every other theory prior to The Buried Dagger about who might become Epimetheus related to DA who explicity had actual true names. Cypher at the time of the HH in 30K was Zahariel El'Zurias, who may or not be the current Cypher in 40K, and who used to be a theory candidate for the identity of Epimetheus, before The Buried Dagger indicated The Nemean is Epimetheus (and there is no route by which Zahariel could have become a Knight-Errant and one of the nine who are named). There are no other DA Knights-Errant we know of who could have become Epimetheus other than The Nemean.
There is an exchange between a Lord of Change and Epimetheus in Pandorax, where the Lord of Change recognises Epimetheus as a DA from when Chaos was trying to divide the legion prior to the HH, and is incredulous because he is supposed to be dead. That ties into HH 1st edition black book six, which says it is implied the Nemean's service ended and culminated on the walls of the palace during the Siege of Terra - that appears to be misdirection spread by Malcador to imply the Nemean died, but in fact his service as the Knight-Errant The Nemean ended, and he was born anew as the Grey Knight Epimetheus. As of Pandorax, the DAs still had The Nemean down as an unaccounted for Fallen, which is a bit unfair because he never sided with Luther, he just led the Dark Brotherhood Black Shields out of the circumstance of the shattered legions and necessity during the Pale Stars conflict, then became a Knight-Errant when there was no news about Lion El'Jonson, and then a Grey Knight.
The theory Majorkill mentions that Epimetheus is the pythosian psyker Abaddon traded to Fulgirm was probably intended to be implied by the Black Legion codex writers, but requires substantial retconning of the timeline about when Abaddon went of his grand tour to get the chaos primarchs' favour, because his tour around the primarchs happened when Abaddon was in exile, hundreds of years before he captured Epimetheus on Pandorax in 961.M41. There's only one other possible psyker I am aware of, Rhydia Erephren, an Iron Hands astropath in the Damnation of Pythos, who is described as collapsing and falling still, in a way to kind of imply she dies, but could maybe not have died and somehow ended up in Abaddon's custody and ended up being traded to Fulgrim, but that's a stretch, much more likely the Black Legion codex writers intended Epimetheus but just didn't have their timeline straight.
Nothing fucked me up like Luetin reading about the Daemonculaba
Bruh st Celestines story for coming back to life would make a sick game. I'm thinking Dantes inferno
Worst fate to me is becoming a Chaos Dreadnought.
There's a story of a word bearers Helbrute who is not only being put through constant agony, but also having his memory wiped every few seconds so he never gets used to it.
As a Slaaneshi Dreadnought you regain feeling and the dream just becomes a new "body" for you. Makes you feel like a demigod on the battlefield... but yno big metal balls scraping against the ground 24/7 😅
The traitors trapped in the tunnelling machine were asked by the mechanicum adept "How long does your kind live?" "Effectively forever. Why?" "Because that is how long we will be here."
When the Dark Eldar turn you literally into living meat curtains 🥩
The part where the Astartes are trapped underground is made especially horrific when the tech priest asks the Space Marines “well how long do your kind live, lord?” after the captain asks how long they’ll be stuck. The Astartes reply with “why do you ask?” and then the tech priest replies with “because that’s how long we will be down here…”. Just such a gut punch. Although they’re traitors you still feel for them because what the *FUCK* Rogal.
Kind of bold of you to assume I'm even awake at midday lol
Timmy’s brain, $5 discount + product * delivery = not worth it.
The $5 wouldn’t even cover the delivery cost😂😂
Getting captured by Clan Moulder is worst than all of these.
Thats a good point on Lucious, never thought of it like that.
True, but I think his mind is too fucked to comprehend it
The worst possible fate would be being born as a knife ear
Had a feeling the big E would be number one, you might hate the man but imagine working so hard and dedicating your life to somethjng only to be in the worlds worst life support system and witness everything you worked so hard for be distorted endlessly as you watch helplessly. At this point the only thing keeping him alive is his love for humanity as a whole or his absolute hatred of chaos.
You forgot about being trapped in the Warp which Argel Tal explained was really fucked 6 months felt like 6 seconds for Lorgar who was waiting for them imagine being a space marine loyal to the Imperium except you aren’t OP like Khal drago
Luscious being on this list is a hella underrated pick. The guy literally lives to feed his own ego so by possessing the people that beat him, 1 he will never get the chance to soothe his ego and prove that he is better than them and 2 he is constantly reminded of every single person he’s met that is better than him either by the faces on his armour or their eternal screams in his head.
Majorkill, regarding magic spoon, there have been medical studies done on artificial sweeteners effect on insulin concentration in blood which if constantly high enough can lead to diabetes. Ingesting food with artificial sweeteners unfortunately still leads to insulin increase in bloodstream due to how nervous system interprets sweetness. Once you eat something sweet, it signals the brain for the need to release more insulin.
Death jester prank; Drop Lucy on a crowded ork feral world. Smiles would get blitzed endlessly with enthusiastic duels by guys wanting to krump his silly ass. They all become part of his armor but instead of wailing and lamenting like crying hummies, these thick gits are having the time of their lives. With front row seats to watch the guy who killed them get wreaked over and over again. The process only adding more boyz to the armor. No laments, only merciless heckling and derision. “Lucy da for’eva Krumped” lives out what is an eternity of shameful defeats until big S somehow bails him out.
'they were honorbound to not shoot themselves' is oddly funny
Being able to die a million times but not being able to best who killed me is definitely worse than being turned into a giant sack that pumps full grown space marines out with no skin
Dont Forget is was the Elite of the Sons of Horus that ended up in concrete hell.
Lucius is still an utterly amazing swordsman though, just look at his feats and read about him during the HH
It must be disappointing for the dark elder to have been perfecting torture for millennia's only to be bested by a bunch of hairless apes
Majorkill being the GOAT of the war hammer lore community
Anyone: "Daemonculaba"
Me: **sigh...unzips fly**
Saint celestine is also cursed with big milkers
The God Emperor essentially had literally everything he ever worked for be for nothing and is now living out an eternal nightmare, one where he's made a god against his will and yet has none of the power being one would entail. He gets to see the world he built crumble and rot for the rest of time.
@Mayorkill
Quick note about the promo in 1:02
It sais thai it have only 5% of Carbohydrates (slow absorbing sugar, our body consume it as energy) bit if you look close it sais that in 37g there are 14g of Carbohydrates, wich it's almost the half!
I mean, it seems like a good brand of cereals and don't add suggars to them, but as a diabetic I should check twice the nutritional information. If i were australian, probably bought them for my breakfasts :P
Love the giant demonetized pan for an entire seen.
For the last time, death is not a bad fate in the warhammer 40k universe. It is a GIFT.
That uncle comment was very creepy
The sponsor at the start was crazy, majorkill has come a long way fr.
I'd like to nominate becoming the sword drach'nyen. Regardless of how you feel about abaddon's effectiveness as war master (which he's very not.) You have to admit that drach'nyen was more dangerous as a demon than as a sword and now it lives a life of servitude. And if I recall correctly it's not the only demon that was turned into a weapon and became less powerful (in 40K, I know Achaon's sword is also a demon) I think Ahriman's staff is also one. Imagine becoming one of the most powerful forces in the galaxy, a singular entity that can single-handedly end an interstellar empire at the height of it's power. And now you're just an object, a tool for some one else to use, you are no longer the star of your own show but a prop.
Haven't seen the whole thing yet, but I just want to guess that Daemonculaba is in the top 3 at least
Honorable mention. Close enough lol
Grimdark is and can be pretty cool at times when written so well. On the other hand, sometimes Gameworkship's grimdark is so fucking grimderp that it physically hurts to read.
There we go, much better than last time
I like the content Major and I appreciate the lord focused videos. I don’t care for the “what if” scenarios because anybody can ask that but I understand the exercise. A video idea I have is a Legion focused one.. “Unique weapon/tactic specific to a particular legion. Utilizing some form of warp/technology that helped them achieve their victories”… maybe even do a bit of a ranking as you go and split it into 2 episodes. Also another I have is “top 5 Eisenhorn moments”
The way you were standing near the end made it look like you had a sweet mullet
Are we not forgetting that the eternal damnation of the souls of the dead captured by the warp is probably the worst fate?
Daaaaamn bro the sunshine and weights are paying off, i'm jelly. Nice to see the progress you've made over the year
Pssst Majorkill, I'd love it if you searched up Dr Livesey as Roboute Guillimane (40k meme), I believe it for sure should be cannon lol
Being reduced to a Doorknob is something you can live up for!
Wasn't the Daemonculaba also created from bloated humans who were hung upside down and skinned to get their stretched out skin? It's like a giant womb they throw you in. I forget where I seen that, but I did.
More Plates more Dates, a man trying his hardest to be a 40k character in real life.
The reason why the battle royal video game genre is my living hell. 7:20
Even worse for Lucius, in "The Faultless Blade" he also has "Opiod-type" withdrawals frequently... he is almost always in a state of withdrawal whenever he isn't (high on Slaanesh) and , like most Slaaneshi worshippers... Slaanesh doesn't always whisper sweet nothings to him and it agonizes him... so being immortal is not really a boon for him at all... his withdrawal being the champion is cranked up to 10 so he suffers more than other Slaaneshi... if you ever experienced opiod withdrawal... you know what a bit of this man's life is like...
Best 40k yt out there, love having a laugh rather then falling asleep from boredom
3:49 Raa he is now abandons sword
The worst fate would be to become a sewage servitor.