The Horrific Torturing of Vulkan by Konrad Curze | Warhammer 40k Lore

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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  Рік тому +115

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    • @silversurfer8818
      @silversurfer8818 Рік тому +6

      Have you been sitting on this video for 2 weeks?

    • @brianmurphy6480
      @brianmurphy6480 Рік тому +3

      Ah, much better. That blonde thatch on top of your dome just clashed so hard. 🤣

    • @withlovefromlightindust591
      @withlovefromlightindust591 Рік тому +1

      Hello Majorkill,
      Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.

    • @TexMeta
      @TexMeta Рік тому +1

      It’s weird seeing a comment marked as older than the video.

    • @nuke7777
      @nuke7777 Рік тому

      Your gay

  • @rannnoch
    @rannnoch Рік тому +1180

    Konrad randomly jumping out of the shadows in the impossible maze like a shitty haunted house jumpscare is pretty funny

    • @RyanJohnson-ks1me
      @RyanJohnson-ks1me Рік тому +75

      "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA"

    • @CrashmoreElectricBlue
      @CrashmoreElectricBlue Рік тому +34

      Conrad's Jumpscare Flagship

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 Рік тому +48

      @@CrashmoreElectricBlue when do we get 5 nights at the imperial palace, where you have to check the cameras for the high lords of terra trying to get you (a custodes) to fill out some pointless beurcracy form that would likely doom millions of civilians.

    • @Leochain7274
      @Leochain7274 Рік тому +7

      ​@@RyanJohnson-ks1meAAAHHH!!!

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +2

      Freddy Fast Bear 🐻

  • @comediccomrade5716
    @comediccomrade5716 Рік тому +845

    Vulkan just telling Konrad he’s wrong and a bitch then breaking his bones is awesome.

    • @amritmanhas2630
      @amritmanhas2630 Рік тому +46

      vulkan reminding konrad his teleporty hammer is still a hammer was my fav moment

    • @starcow17
      @starcow17 Рік тому +19

      @@amritmanhas2630 O: ITS ALSO A HAMMER O:

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Рік тому +26

      he then leaves Conrad Alive which probably breaks Conrad more than Vulkan gets broken by the torture

  • @tmarritt
    @tmarritt Рік тому +545

    "Its still a hammer" is still the most awesome line in 40k lore.

    • @I-am-in-excruciating-pain
      @I-am-in-excruciating-pain Рік тому +33

      This truly was our Warhammer 40k

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +29

      ​@@I-am-in-excruciating-painas it turns out, there were 40,000 warhammers inside you all along

    • @justinricey5496
      @justinricey5496 4 місяці тому +1

      That and “we are all death company now”.

  • @negadoge
    @negadoge Рік тому +125

    "You forget Konrad... it is also a Warhammer."
    ALMIGHTY BONK

    • @Sceptillio133
      @Sceptillio133 3 місяці тому +7

      "It's also a-" **Title card**

    • @0-mbay
      @0-mbay 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Sceptillio133I see what you did there.

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому +438

    Of all the trials that Vulcan went through it's a bit surprising that something as simple as atmospheric re-entry would break him.

    • @waynefiddler3609
      @waynefiddler3609 Рік тому +150

      I think its a case of the straw that broke the camels back.
      Yeah, he went through so much shit, but by that point he was holding on by a thread

    • @RichtorGroude1828
      @RichtorGroude1828 Рік тому +90

      i mean, its essentially atomic scale flensing/abbolation its gonna be fucking excruciating

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому +17

      @@waynefiddler3609 but he doesn't remember anything from his deaths. So how was that enough to break him?

    • @galactica0433
      @galactica0433 Рік тому +31

      He had probably let his guard down, thinking he was safe, only then to be hit with re-entry.

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 Рік тому +55

      @@michaelhowell2326 Because he had also just gone through the endless maze, and clearly some kind of vestigial memory of each of his deaths/torture sessions stayed with him, as otherwise why would things like the hallucinatory Ferrus get slowly worse and worse? The insanity by re-entry combined with the torture of this current life broke the vestiges of sanity that had already been snapped by the previous sessions that Vulkan didn't consciously remember.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +832

    Konrad was just asking Vulkan how's his health plan if it's apparently great.

    • @mtglive8313
      @mtglive8313 Рік тому +40

      Alucard is disrurbed but not THAT disturbed

    • @captaintitus4637
      @captaintitus4637 Рік тому +21

      Being a perpetual is probably the best health plan you could have

    • @kbo8029
      @kbo8029 Рік тому +8

      I've always heard Nostroman is a very difficult language to learn. Vulcan didn't realize that's just how people communicate there.

    • @poodlescone9700
      @poodlescone9700 Рік тому +6

      But Kurze just raises his insurance rates.

    • @darkkrenify
      @darkkrenify Рік тому +8

      can''t help but hear that in TFS alucard's voice

  • @Nukefandango
    @Nukefandango Рік тому +139

    Kurze: (stupid elaborate torture plots)
    Vulkan: H A M M E R

  • @patrickbo2045
    @patrickbo2045 Рік тому +176

    Things I didn't know prior to this video:
    Vulkan's immortality appears to have been unknown prior to the heresy
    Where that little Ferrus ghost stating "You are weeeeeeak!" from TTS came from
    And you'd think someone cursed to outlive everyone he every knew did care less about others... Vulkan is just the best!

  • @omegon2540
    @omegon2540 Рік тому +376

    Vulcan needed a hug after this
    Wonder if he is taking time to recover from the amount of bad stuff bes been through

    • @devisnashi7111
      @devisnashi7111 Рік тому +16

      Yeah the atmosphere of Maggrage gave him a warm hug

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 Рік тому

      Nope. In this state he was set off by a child cursing at him and that’s how we got the meme of Salamanders blitzing eldradi children. And then some time after he did better but was forever haunted by the fact he killed an innocent child

  • @snakething87
    @snakething87 Рік тому +40

    Konrad: “Am I so out of touch?…… No. Its the one brother that could have loved and helped me that is wrong.”

  • @Thund3rDrag0n12
    @Thund3rDrag0n12 Рік тому +95

    Tbh I love this story because it taught me a valuable life lesson: The absolute worst thing you can do to someone who wants to see you fail is to not only succeed, but to be nice to them while doing it.

  • @matthewstringer5675
    @matthewstringer5675 Рік тому +591

    This was such a sad story, poor Konrad tried so hard but just couldn’t kill Vulkan 😔

    • @ranjela455
      @ranjela455 Рік тому +121

      vulkan was submitted to the worst form of torture, he had to watch as Konrad creases his pair of mastercrafted jords

    • @spacegodzilla3951
      @spacegodzilla3951 Рік тому +51

      @@ranjela455not the salamander jays

    • @madeafterdeath2649
      @madeafterdeath2649 Рік тому +21

      yer agree Matthew i feel sorry for Konrad The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results i mean this is why he legit allowed some assassin to noob kill him. (shakes head in such shame) if vulkan was realy a nice guy he would of just pretended to be dead and props would of changed night haunters life.

    • @BelugaChonky
      @BelugaChonky Рік тому +10

      ​@@spacegodzilla3951😭 it's the salamanders jays 4 as well

    • @HannaMagdalena
      @HannaMagdalena Рік тому +3

      But in the end it didn't even maaaaater

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +284

    Vulkan: "Kill me."
    Konrad Curse: "Later."

  • @waynefiddler3609
    @waynefiddler3609 Рік тому +73

    Konrad: Haha! Your Teleport hammer won't work here!
    Vulcan: I didn't want the teleporter.
    Konrad: oh... fuck...

  • @crome6223
    @crome6223 Рік тому +39

    I love that Konrad thought Vulcan was trying to teleport while he just wanted to smack him around, it's the equivalent of being jumped while changing tires and going for the tire iron

  • @maxwello0
    @maxwello0 Рік тому +47

    “It is also a hammer” is so bluntly worded it’s hilarious

  • @finleyclancy-hodds660
    @finleyclancy-hodds660 Рік тому +263

    Vulkan needs to be next loyalist primarch to come back

  • @The0Stroy
    @The0Stroy Рік тому +38

    2:53 Konrad Curze: "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy."
    Everyone says "Curze is evil Batman" but well... He apparently is also Joker...

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 Рік тому +1

      Does that make Vulkan Superman by default then or is he Batman?

    • @FMirage2000C
      @FMirage2000C 9 місяців тому +2

      @@ryanmaclean1720Corax would be a better Batman. Because, you know, black armour + black bird + attack from the shadows + prefer hand to hand combat + hold justice and avenging the innocent in high regard + tragic back story.

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 9 місяців тому +1

      @@FMirage2000C fair enough

  • @Uploaded1995
    @Uploaded1995 Рік тому +25

    You gotta love the climax of this story bit, where Vulkan just turns around and beats the absolute shit out of Konrad. So satisfying.

  • @trimeerious4349
    @trimeerious4349 Рік тому +115

    Just waiting for the video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to being in Guillimans situation as imperial regent, can't wait !

    • @kodak5678
      @kodak5678 Рік тому +10

      Dude you never stop keep it up

    • @trimeerious4349
      @trimeerious4349 Рік тому +7

      @@kodak5678 we are almost there , I can feel it

    • @kodak5678
      @kodak5678 Рік тому +9

      @@trimeerious4349 hope your suggestion is made into a video someday

    • @drunknnirish
      @drunknnirish Рік тому +4

      I admire your dedication.

    • @loganmott2015
      @loganmott2015 Рік тому

      And how Constantine valdor would do it too. Since he seems to be amassing his own army.

  • @bunglewungle261
    @bunglewungle261 Рік тому +55

    Konrad is the most jaggedly written primarch in the setting. He nearly kills The Lion in their first fight (the first time when Kurze was on top of Lion, strangling him and it took the interference and a Dark Angel to save Lion. I'm aware that he got bodied the second time.), but then Vulkan says he's weak and everyone went easy on him. I guess Konrad's only as strong as the plot needs him to be at any given time.

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 Рік тому +19

      to be fair this is vulkan we are talking about who is by far the most physically strong primarch. the lion may be strong as well but his power is also in his swift speed and relatively tactical mind.

    • @DeathBlocks
      @DeathBlocks Рік тому +12

      Or they didn't actually go easy on him and he just said it.

    • @patronofdebaucheryandviolence
      @patronofdebaucheryandviolence Рік тому +30

      Vulkan said that stuff to goat konrad and make him lose his cool,also Vulcan is strong AF

    • @Erdwick
      @Erdwick Рік тому +11

      Konrad beat the crap out of Rogal to near death and fought Sangunious to a stalemate. He is also said to be like Corax's evil twin in power when Corax and Kurze met claws and saw each others eyes and Corax is top tier as well. So Curze is pretty top tier in melee. He also defeats Valkan in unremembered empire and kills him but he regenerates again.

    • @DeusExMachina10001
      @DeusExMachina10001 Рік тому +7

      Konrad is nigh-unbeatable when the writers remember that he can see the future. Like when he fought the similarly precognitive Sanguinius, who I think is pretty much established now as being the most powerful Primarch in melee combat, and neither could even scratch the other.

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni Рік тому +92

    Hey Majorkill! Here's a fun challenge for you! What if primarchs had switched planets? Try to save as many primarchs as possible by making them trade the planets they landed on, like ceograch did with Fulgrim and Jagathai. Only catch is that they can't land on the planet they originally landed on. How many primarchs could be saved?

  • @stefansattele4148
    @stefansattele4148 Рік тому +12

    So far I discovered not a single book that was even remotely boring. Different stories require different ways to tell them. And "Vulcan lives", for me, is one of the best.

  • @The7Purplekirbies
    @The7Purplekirbies Рік тому +197

    Wait! the ghost of Ferrus Manus isn't just a TTS Joke!?

    • @slayer6498
      @slayer6498 Рік тому +31

      Nah He's Confirmed Legion Of The Damned, Emperor Summoned Him Headless In The Webway Along With HIs Fallen Sons To Fight Daemons.

    • @koolunit
      @koolunit Рік тому +39

      'You are weaaaaak Vulcan' is canon😂

    • @podrickfookinpayne2329
      @podrickfookinpayne2329 Рік тому +9

      I know, right? That actually blew my mind for some reason. It just sounds like something coming from a parody.

    • @xenosmoke8915
      @xenosmoke8915 Рік тому +4

      Don’t worry Kirbie, we’ve got MILLION OF ‘UGS TO GIVE YA!

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 Рік тому +2

      I know right!!!! I can’t believe it. Okay I can believe it, but it sounds so ridiculous I thought it was tts too. I wonder if cannon Corax can see it too? Was that TTS? anyone read the actual book around here? I would but I’m really cheap and mad at GW about TTS. Okay maybe just annoyed, but you get my point.

  • @NP3GA
    @NP3GA Рік тому +40

    Once again when it comes to pure strength of will, Konrad proved to be the least of his brothers.

    • @robertemerson1087
      @robertemerson1087 Рік тому +7

      How is the only Primarch who completely conquered his planet entirely by himself the least of his brothers in will, not to mention never falling to chaos despite literally being insane.

    • @NP3GA
      @NP3GA Рік тому +14

      @@robertemerson1087 because he was unwilling to learn, accept that he might be wrong, it requires a lot of willpower to accept and move beyond your mistakes, something that Konrad never did. As for the chaos part. Chaos doesn't prey on the insane, it prey's on the desperate, the night lords were many things, but not desperate, atleast not in their entirety

    • @lokensicarius9347
      @lokensicarius9347 Рік тому +9

      ​@@robertemerson1087 Being a apex superbean slaughtering your lessers has nothing to do with will, he was simply following damaged programming xD

  • @Bubbowie
    @Bubbowie Рік тому +5

    Thanks for mentioning the book at the end. Many times when I watch your videos, I want to know more, but dont know where to start looking. Please keep this part up in future videos!

  • @jackfrostpaintball
    @jackfrostpaintball Рік тому +8

    dude i love your videos, you get so descriptive in example the details of the rock slab room vs the goals or reasons for it. although so much so its slightly distracting lolol what i mean is you paint such a great picture of place and mindsets in these events i find myself getting lost in thought about what was just talked about while you continue into more examples that it sometimes makes it hard to keep up, like i need more time to enjoy the process of what you just described. maybe im just a zoggin slow git being an Ork player/lover.
    TLDR im slow, but i love your content keep it up!

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +18

    Didn't Vulkan bitchslap Kurze with his hammer before he left? After throwing Kurze into the shield holding the hammer in place? So Vulkan got the last laugh I feel.
    He still needs a hug after the absolute nightmarish hell Kurze subjected him to.

  • @whitlocktherevanchist5236
    @whitlocktherevanchist5236 Рік тому +8

    Idk how anyone could skip that book. Ive now read nearly the entire horus heresy and that book broke my heart. It makes you love vulkan in a way you just cant love the other primarchs.its so heartbreaking watching him go through all that. That and personally, it removes any sympathy for Conrad i possibly might have had at any point afterwards. If there was a single brother he had that he should have been kind to, it was vulkan. Hes the only one who would have tried to empathize with him and even attempt to consider what he was going through. And rather than respect or appreciate that, he ripped dude apart. Conrad is a bad person, his tactics are not better than the other legions, and he deserves no sympathy.

  • @jasonkane2868
    @jasonkane2868 Рік тому +5

    my headcanon is that vulcan has just hiding on some craftworld, getting therapy from several generations of eldar, and in return, beating the shit out of anything that comes near the craftworld

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому +18

    When Kurze and Vulcan finally throw hands is a perfect example of strength beating technique.

  • @n0tkugel
    @n0tkugel Рік тому +41

    This is why everyone loves Vulkan, be like Vulkan.

  • @ynosrage8402
    @ynosrage8402 Рік тому +8

    Listening to the Vulkan lives audiobook was a blast

    • @RockingAndStoning
      @RockingAndStoning Рік тому +4

      "VULKAN LIVES!"

    • @ynosrage8402
      @ynosrage8402 Рік тому +2

      @@RockingAndStoning VUUUULKAAAAN LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!! Also kudos to Gramaticus for bringing his sanity back 🐐 🗿 🍷

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 Рік тому +9

    Vulkan deserves his vacation.

  • @canis2020
    @canis2020 Рік тому +44

    I still think even if Vulkan kills him at the end he would have been justified as a combatant of war. It would not have shown weakness.

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 Рік тому +3

      konrad was goading mentally unstable vulkan in this scene, who didn't want to kill a primarch like the traitors. Vulkan had an oppurtunity to kill him during the great crusade, with konrad saying hes a monster like him, so maybe that added up as well

    • @tennicksalvarez9079
      @tennicksalvarez9079 Рік тому

      Agreed

  • @matthew3009
    @matthew3009 Рік тому +6

    You just *know* Vulkan was practicing that hammer line during all his torture.

  • @vontheunknown7982
    @vontheunknown7982 Рік тому +146

    The Night Haunter may still be alive due to his crown having an eldar stone place in it, But what do you guys think?

    • @zanenevada7327
      @zanenevada7327 Рік тому +6

      Were was that stated? A book or exertp would be good.

    • @noahsawyer7155
      @noahsawyer7155 Рік тому +18

      And if said Eldar stone was put in a infinity circuit or put in a mech

    • @vontheunknown7982
      @vontheunknown7982 Рік тому +5

      @@noahsawyer7155 True 😊

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace Рік тому +13

      Does Eldar stones work on other souls than Eldar?

    • @builder969channel6
      @builder969channel6 Рік тому +18

      As far as I'm aware his crown having a soul stone is a theory to justify his return, though he really wouldn't need it as Malchador said they could bring back Ferrus after he lost his head. What a Konrad return would look like idk could be interesting.

  • @TheDaviMan
    @TheDaviMan Рік тому +2

    Literally just finished reading this book today. I thoroughly enjoyed it

  • @kaidenpennington2872
    @kaidenpennington2872 Рік тому +11

    Thanks for doing these videos your content has helped me through some tough times keep doing what you do

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios Рік тому +4

    7:25
    "And he tried REALLY HARD. With a FORK."

  • @themitchnater7800
    @themitchnater7800 Рік тому +6

    Majorkill you should do a video on the life of a chaos cultists

  • @panospapadopoulos1995
    @panospapadopoulos1995 Рік тому +4

    Video idea:
    What character would each Primarch (or named characters from other 40k races, for wider angle) roleplay in a DnD game? (Emperor included)
    (Yes, the TTS undertones are obvious!)

  • @sasanahadian2859
    @sasanahadian2859 Рік тому +2

    Thrilling video as always @majorkill.
    Could you make a video dedicated to the Navigators, the major houses, their politics, relation to the overall Imperium and factions, etc?

  • @PuddingXXL
    @PuddingXXL Рік тому +5

    Who says this book was boring? Shit had me binging it through sheer tension!

  • @marcdonnellan8730
    @marcdonnellan8730 Рік тому +1

    I remember reading this book an finding it pretty hard work. This video summary is the way to go.

  • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
    @ExecratedPlaysGaming Рік тому +4

    The Salamanders need some love in the lore. They're usually just background characters when they deserve to be main characters. During the Great Crusade, they numbered as few as 7,500 Space Marines, but they still managed to bring planets into compliance just as effectively as some of the larger Legions, and have since not only recovered but managed to remain the most true to what they were when they were a Legion.

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 Рік тому

      not effectively as night lords, as shown in vulkan lives

    • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
      @ExecratedPlaysGaming Рік тому

      @@kelakogreenaddict1888 Worlds conquered by the Night Lords didn't stay compliant.

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 Рік тому

      @@ExecratedPlaysGaming fair enough, didn't know that, but makes sense, considering nostramo basically didn't either

    • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
      @ExecratedPlaysGaming Рік тому +2

      @kelakogreenaddict1888 The Salamanders are awesome, they just don't get any of their specialist units in plastic so nobody pays attention to them. In lore they have unique weapons and a huge armory full of Heresy Era armor. Oh, and they all wear Artificer Armor and wield Artificer Weapons.

  • @infernostorm7446
    @infernostorm7446 Рік тому +3

    From this description of vulkan lives I think I might be a good book

  • @Spiderfisch
    @Spiderfisch Рік тому +17

    The Emperor: makes his son a brutal torturer
    His son: is a brutal torturer
    The Emperor: "surprised pikachu face"

    • @The_Real_Alpharius
      @The_Real_Alpharius Рік тому +3

      The Emperor didn't make Konrad a torturer.
      The Emperor had no impact on the upbringing and mental development of the Primarchs. Konrad was insane, because he lived on a sunless, crime ridden hive world.
      Maybe like learn the most basic lore before you try sounding smart?

    • @Spiderfisch
      @Spiderfisch Рік тому

      @@The_Real_Alpharius maybe try to take a joke before making a pragraph long rant

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 Рік тому +2

      @@Spiderfisch honestly a bad joke . I agree with the other guy .

  • @CputtockDthomson
    @CputtockDthomson Рік тому +4

    Always a fun time getting a bit of spicy torture lore. But when you gonna cover Aun Shi and his badass lore

  • @The_skeleton_king
    @The_skeleton_king Рік тому +70

    It could be argued that Vulkan allowing konrad to live was evil because of all the misery and death he caused after and killing him would of saved a lot of lives

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 Рік тому +15

      So evil in the same way that Batman is evil.

    • @thefungus4220
      @thefungus4220 Рік тому +7

      Well, that is his brother, so there was probably a bit more deep sympathy at that moment

    • @samseloo4962
      @samseloo4962 Рік тому +1

      ​@seanyoung9014 batman can't kill his villains like joker for many reasons not just he doesn't like killing.
      For one. Killing them opens up the extreme possibility of power wars for their underlings to take the place of who was killed or rival gangs. It also removes the trust of the GCPD in batman.
      The most important reason is that if Bruce kills, he won't be able to stop. Unlike superman who doesn't have a no kill rule for that reason. Batman can't succumb once and that's the jokers whole mission. To get him to succumb. Gotham is ruined if Bruce Wayne kills

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 Рік тому +1

      @@samseloo4962 It was a joke. I do understand the distinction.😅 Good explanation tho.

    • @CuriousLumenwood
      @CuriousLumenwood Рік тому +2

      That’s not what evil means.

  • @williamcherry7656
    @williamcherry7656 Рік тому +1

    Man, just read this book. Would’ve been cool to see this beforehand. Then again there are a few chapters about John’s shenanigans that are important to the next book so IDK.

  • @powerist209
    @powerist209 Рік тому +3

    So this is how Emperor TTS got its “brain ghost Ferrus” came from.

  • @ElliotSeow
    @ElliotSeow Рік тому +2

    “Killed Vulkan with cutlery” is an amazing statement

  • @sowdog
    @sowdog Рік тому +2

    I drank a shot ever every time numeon said 'Vulkan lives' and almost died

  • @aarovit4257
    @aarovit4257 Рік тому +5

    I can’t believe Konrad said the
    n-word to Vulkan, a true torture of the soul 😢

  • @Cunning-h2i
    @Cunning-h2i Рік тому +2

    Konrad essentially went from Batman to the joker

  • @Zerathorne.9532
    @Zerathorne.9532 Рік тому +1

    Ah, torture by impossible maze. An RCT2 classic, never goes out of style.

  • @Ironbattlemace
    @Ironbattlemace Рік тому +6

    I always loved the part where he even spares Konrad after heavy hammering of him.
    Love it, absolutely love it.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Рік тому +4

    0:37 Are we sure that doesn’t go to whatever the Dark Eldar do?
    Konrad's fun time with his brother seems like a normal tuesday in Commoragh...

  • @WolfJarl
    @WolfJarl Рік тому +2

    "I burned to a crisp- UNPLEASANT IT WAS!"

  • @weichi1882
    @weichi1882 Рік тому +1

    Here is a video idea: Power scaling the 40K universe, from individual characters, to factions themselves with one another.

  • @freddymcshreddy6586
    @freddymcshreddy6586 Рік тому +1

    “Nobody craved death more than Vulkan”
    Dante: 😢

  • @Thyinternet
    @Thyinternet Рік тому +2

    Vulkan didn’t suffer half as much as I did when I forced myself through reading Vulkan Lives

  • @WeOnlyEatSoup
    @WeOnlyEatSoup Рік тому +5

    If I didn't already play Black Templars I would definitely get down on a Salamanders army

  • @transfan962
    @transfan962 Рік тому +6

    Do a video on the chief librarian from each legion.

  • @notsoberoveranalyzer8264
    @notsoberoveranalyzer8264 Рік тому +3

    That time Konrad held a fluffy bunny, named floofy and didn’t let Vulkan hug, pet or even say Floofy was so brutal.

  • @gwilym1991
    @gwilym1991 Рік тому +3

    Thus not even a fellow primarch can kill him, not me, not Russ and not Conrad Kurze. And he TRIED!! Really, really hard! With a fork!

  • @amongusgaming123
    @amongusgaming123 Рік тому +1

    I wish they let Post-Heresy Dorn and a Dark Eldar at Konrad with every single tool possible

    • @amongusgaming123
      @amongusgaming123 Рік тому

      @Majorkill.- my man you dont have the verification mark lmao

  • @brya9681
    @brya9681 Рік тому +3

    You can't break Vulcan, all the hugs he gives makes him stronger!

  • @ashleejones586
    @ashleejones586 Рік тому +1

    Anyone else imagine Vulkan’s voice/personality like Bayek? Idk, just how he loves kids and his friends, but absolutely WILL shit on you when you need it??

  • @honestwarmonger4662
    @honestwarmonger4662 Рік тому +1

    I find the idea of traitors space marines agent smith dog piling on Vulcan very funny

  • @forgettable8300
    @forgettable8300 Рік тому +4

    Its also a hammer.
    Best line in the series

  • @MFBooks-gy5nz
    @MFBooks-gy5nz Рік тому +1

    The most prominent example of the ‘Mind Break’ tag in the whole of 40K

  • @usurparemagnus
    @usurparemagnus Рік тому +2

    Hey I know living saints are just like loyalist demons, but can we get a video on whether or not the eldar came into contact with legions of the damned / living saints and how they reacted to these badasses?

  • @matthewswann2585
    @matthewswann2585 Місяць тому

    0:13 “nobody, and I mean NOBODY craves death more than Vulkan”
    *sad Dante noises intensify :(

  • @crilleedara
    @crilleedara Рік тому

    Guys and gal, I just got 2 ads w Major Minis on diff vids today and it was Awesome!!

  • @alexwalker3229
    @alexwalker3229 22 дні тому

    why he send Konrad skeeting across the floor, cleaning the pavement with bro's entire body. "oh thanks curze for keeping the floors squeaky clean but you missed a spot brother" Vulkan, probably

  • @milkinanime7047
    @milkinanime7047 Рік тому +3

    I don't see how someone would find this boring. I'm gonna have to listen to the book and judge for myself.

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 Рік тому +1

      thats only like a third of the book, another third is a group of shattered legions with john grammaticus on a world the word bearers have taken over, another third is vulkan and numeon flashbacks

    • @milkinanime7047
      @milkinanime7047 Рік тому

      @@kelakogreenaddict1888 I wanna hear about some world bearer shenanigans

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 Рік тому +1

      @@milkinanime7047 fair enough, there’s a word bearer who’s quite interesting in later books in it, imo

  • @howudoin101
    @howudoin101 Рік тому

    Conrad: c'mon brotha, it's just a prank.
    Vulkan: yep, and this is just a *hammer*

  • @jester4686
    @jester4686 Рік тому +2

    Do you think you could do a video about what you think would happen if all of the loyalist Primarchs returned. Do you think a civil war would breakout within the Imperium due to some of them not agreeing with how it’s being ran or do you think that they would actually band together and stop the threats of chaos and xenos?

  • @adamska122reviews
    @adamska122reviews Рік тому +2

    “And Konrad tried really really hard. With a fork!” -magnus the red

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 Рік тому +2

    Well, Vulcan needet a factory reboot from that perpetual with the crystal made from Emperor's psychic power.

  • @peterthepeter7523
    @peterthepeter7523 Рік тому +3

    So Conrad just had to drop Vulkan from orbit to make him go insane huh.

  • @npc1172
    @npc1172 Рік тому +1

    Vulkans torture brought about my favorite imagine in all of 40k. Vulkan giving dorn a bro hug.

  • @adambairsto6642
    @adambairsto6642 Рік тому +1

    My favourite Primarch. I so want him back in the current 40k world

  • @ginghinaandrei5013
    @ginghinaandrei5013 Рік тому +1

    One can make a case for Dante wanting to die more than Vulkan.
    Dante tried to refuse Sanguinius' orders (to live) on Baal. He wanted it that badly.

  • @izumishion6267
    @izumishion6267 19 днів тому

    Vulkan: "Stop Curze! Do you know what time it is?"
    Curze: "No. What time is it, brother?"
    Vulkan: "It's hammer time."

  • @Xalozar
    @Xalozar Рік тому +8

    I'm surprised that the salamanders arent going full-on 'dark angels on the fallen' on the night lords after this.

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 Рік тому +3

      They would have, but not enough of them around initially for revenge quest. In the current setting? It could have been possible. But chasing the night lords means ignoring cries for help from citizens they run past so… I get why they don’t. But I bet they wouldn’t refuse if a night lords war and were dumb enough to attack some civilians anywhere near a Salamander company. I’m gonna look up night lord salamander conflicts. Thanks for the idea man! 🙂

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 Рік тому

      They’re going with the reflect-on-your-actions method of torture. Ultimately being a beacon that proves you’re wrong through sheer existence is the most destructive thing that they can do to them

  • @kerbalnaut6692
    @kerbalnaut6692 Рік тому

    Nice video MajorKill!

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +4

    In Roboutian Heresy, Konrad tried to take down Vulkan multiple times but the latter always regenerate, and he himself end up too exhausted.
    Leaving him wide open to be hammered to the face.

  • @withlovefromlightindust591
    @withlovefromlightindust591 Рік тому +3

    Hello Majorkill,
    Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.

  • @CoreyRive
    @CoreyRive Рік тому +1

    With the power of friendship, anything is possible (even immortality)

  • @raven-0621
    @raven-0621 Рік тому +2

    always nice to have a happy ending

  • @silenthero2795
    @silenthero2795 2 місяці тому

    Kurze can see the future and know how one will die so I have this funny scenario where each time Kurze look at Vulcan he would be shown vision of Vulcan's death and he would do exactly just that. But Vulkan will just regenerate giving Kurze ANOTHER vision of the undying man's "death". Instead of driving Vulkan mad, Kurze was the one getting insane from "PERHAPS THIS TIME IT WOULD WORK!!!"

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 Рік тому +15

    Vulkans insanity in The Unremembered Empire never made any sense, the countless deaths by the hand of Konrad did nothing - but teleporting to Macragge and falling down like meteor did?

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 Рік тому +4

      im just annoyed we never saw guilliman and the lion react to him beating konrad up

    • @TheDaviMan
      @TheDaviMan Рік тому

      Probably because he didn't expect to torment himself to another horrible death. Remember the end of his fight where he says the extra boost he got from the "rememberancer" was fading

  • @unknowncalibur5242
    @unknowncalibur5242 Рік тому

    Not related to the video but I read the Infinite and the Divine and it was really good so thanks for recommending it

  • @nimbusshadow-wings
    @nimbusshadow-wings Рік тому +2

    Poor vulkan, i wanna give him a hug and a flamethrower

  • @fluffcrunchmini4572
    @fluffcrunchmini4572 Рік тому +1

    This was my fave book of the Heresy so far

  • @winningjubbly9712
    @winningjubbly9712 Рік тому +1

    I seem to recall Curze killing Vulkan with a FORK! Yeah, I'm not kidding, either. 😂