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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @drew506
    @drew506 4 роки тому +941

    Ok, as a former alibi main, I’ve got some tips to share. My strategy is to start passively, then, when they inevitably shoot my hologram and back off, that’s when I play mind games. When they back off, I replace the hologram with myself. That sounds risky but trust me. The enemy still thinks you’re a hologram, and they will actively AVOID shooting you for fear of getting tracked

    • @eduardwinston1774
      @eduardwinston1774 3 роки тому +49

      Best strat ever

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 3 роки тому +17

      Neat.

    • @captaingalaxy5265
      @captaingalaxy5265 2 роки тому +36

      My dumbass friends in custom just love shooting my hologram even when they know it's not me
      Same with my enemies how are you so lucky

    • @lady_trauma
      @lady_trauma Рік тому +4

      Thank you very much for the info! I'm someone who started siege and want to main Alibi.
      So far, my idea is to not place any holograms during the prep phase because enemies will see it with their drone. As soon as the action phase begins, I'll place down a few holos I believe enemies will engage entrances, but keep one on me. So when enemies hit me and I want to back off, drop a holo in a corner and run away, because they think you're still there.
      This info will help my plays very well. Thank you!

    • @MagnaDroid1
      @MagnaDroid1 Рік тому

      Yup, can verify this definitely works. Got three kills in one round doing just this.

  • @aidenallison740
    @aidenallison740 4 роки тому +2860

    “Yo, they’re, uh in the attic”
    -geuce, 1942

    • @MN-ce7ec
      @MN-ce7ec 4 роки тому +40

      Alternate caption : -some nazi

    • @muhummadkhan5787
      @muhummadkhan5787 4 роки тому +23

      Zher in ze attic

    • @LeeSuds
      @LeeSuds 4 роки тому +38

      Aiden Allison “ ok I’ll be safe in this attic” -Anne Frank

    • @joshbrewster2832
      @joshbrewster2832 4 роки тому +13

      zere in ze attic

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 роки тому +2

      Yikes for me

  • @SILENTS1X
    @SILENTS1X 6 років тому +5115

    She Quicc,
    She Thicc,
    But most importantly,
    She Tricc.

    • @river4638
      @river4638 6 років тому +23

      No just no no more cringe from Ela
      video

    • @yy33t33
      @yy33t33 6 років тому +41

      Mr Sweets Ela thicc as fuck would bang

    • @navysealsman1233
      @navysealsman1233 6 років тому +3

      Y/\ Y33T elas not even thick man, she’s flat look at it closely

    • @navysealsman1233
      @navysealsman1233 6 років тому +2

      That Guy look at her ass man, it’s small and you can’t even see the thickness from any angle

    • @thatguy2185
      @thatguy2185 6 років тому +2

      navysealsman123 R6S alright well who thicc to you in siege?

  • @MultiPurposeReviewer
    @MultiPurposeReviewer 5 років тому +1183

    Badger: "The irons are all you need."
    Also Badger: *Uses a sight in basically every clip after that*

    • @calebshartzer9724
      @calebshartzer9724 3 роки тому +7

      True, true.

    • @TheCelining
      @TheCelining 3 роки тому +8

      Can’t do this anymore at 15 min in after he says that it was 17/20 kills with scopes

  • @jakechester7019
    @jakechester7019 6 років тому +2540

    Ali-A: Im the King of Click-bait!
    Alibi: Hold my beer.

  • @kbyrd7429
    @kbyrd7429 6 років тому +1679

    All soviet Fuze moments: 5:27 and 7:33

    • @El_sweep
      @El_sweep 6 років тому +132

      Not all heros where capes

    • @KingHeadass44
      @KingHeadass44 6 років тому +41

      james Siegel I fuckin died on the second one

    • @klmnkrstf9733
      @klmnkrstf9733 6 років тому +108

      @@KingHeadass44 FUCKING SPAGHETTI WOMAN LOSES AGAIN BLYAT!
      FUZE WINS

    • @seanjoe7662
      @seanjoe7662 6 років тому +1

      Thx

    • @ryansflyx9420
      @ryansflyx9420 6 років тому +3

      james Not all heroes where capes

  • @IzWolfPack
    @IzWolfPack 3 роки тому +2320

    We can all agree that Fuze was the best operator in this video

  • @questionable3821
    @questionable3821 4 роки тому +598

    7:59
    *YOU CANT SPELL NUTRITION WITHOUT NUT*

  • @BlastIsStupid
    @BlastIsStupid 5 років тому +1410

    Everyone: Does she use holograms?
    Ubisoft: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @ianballantyne1976
      @ianballantyne1976 5 років тому +1

      Dat true do

    • @CriminalGamingHimself
      @CriminalGamingHimself 5 років тому +10

      When the meme is dead but people still get it wrong
      "Good guess, but actually no"

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 4 роки тому +6

      Correction:
      Ubisoft: Well yes, but actually no. But still yes with a a sprinkle of no.

    • @mranxiety9995
      @mranxiety9995 4 роки тому +5

      *P E R H A P S*

    • @Lynxi_
      @Lynxi_ 4 роки тому +1

      nyesn't

  • @Vampireangel1011
    @Vampireangel1011 5 років тому +1120

    00:00 - 00:38 Best intro ever lmfaoh! Geuse killed it, and Eekajj Killed him XD

  • @Ph0enlxLord
    @Ph0enlxLord 4 роки тому +431

    "You have my permi-" *Gets domed*

  • @wooshifbigdumb8119
    @wooshifbigdumb8119 5 років тому +405

    2:41
    The toughest choices require the strongest of wills

  • @ex0punk7441
    @ex0punk7441 6 років тому +833

    *Alibi losses twice to fuze*
    Me: stay down or do you want to end up like that hostage over there!"
    Alibi: what hostage?
    Me: exactly!

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 років тому +1343

    _FUZE WINS AGAIN_
    *_BLYAT_*

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 6 років тому +8

      Dank Matter BLYAT COMRADE

    • @Pytro24
      @Pytro24 6 років тому +18

      as a fuze main, I'm happy

    • @akosbacskai9011
      @akosbacskai9011 6 років тому +19

      I almost choked laughing because when I won a 1v1 against my friend (fuze vs alibi too) I said, stupid pasta lady you dead, FUZE WINS AGAIN

    • @thatchthesnatch8632
      @thatchthesnatch8632 6 років тому

      Dank Matter no, I win again

    • @speedy0325
      @speedy0325 6 років тому +2

      BLYAT CYKA

  • @Noit27
    @Noit27 3 роки тому +80

    I realise why Alibi is always holding an M9 when she can’t use it, I believe it is because the M9 fires 9mm Parabellum, and the season itself was called Parabellum.

  • @beeza9042
    @beeza9042 4 роки тому +73

    “STOOPID FACKING DECOY BLYAT FUZE WINS!” Lmao

  • @catfishhotdogtape9303
    @catfishhotdogtape9303 6 років тому +505

    **Smacks lips**
    **eats spaghetti**
    **questions if IQ is more thicc**

  • @noodlez1814
    @noodlez1814 6 років тому +765

    Fuze is thicc, Ash gets flicked, Jager gets picked, and Bandit is an Addict

  • @brehtmclaughlin9390
    @brehtmclaughlin9390 4 роки тому +70

    15:15 - 15:40
    *That has to be the most casual Alibi ace that I've ever seen.*

  • @rileyb8565
    @rileyb8565 4 роки тому +229

    Geuce: lord strike me down you have my permission
    Eekajj: eyes glowing
    One single shot
    Badger OH MY GOD

  • @smhino
    @smhino 6 років тому +163

    "Is there anything this hologram can't do"
    IT CAN'T MOVE

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ 6 років тому +347

    plz do most intros like this haha

    • @arengacutan4587
      @arengacutan4587 6 років тому +5

      Loved the intro especially mountain folliage

  • @hephsmith3738
    @hephsmith3738 6 років тому +687

    Fuse gloating times (if you think it's as funny as I did.)
    5:27
    7:34

  • @rawkoolaid9588
    @rawkoolaid9588 5 років тому +82

    14:13 Dunked on the frost?
    *TEAM KILLER*

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 4 роки тому +1

      He meant to say buckshot.

    • @tayobubcuh2406
      @tayobubcuh2406 4 роки тому +2

      Rawli Ringor THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICED THAT

    • @cayde-6999
      @cayde-6999 4 роки тому +2

      Still a Canadian

    • @citronvi0let847
      @citronvi0let847 3 роки тому +2

      @@cayde-6999
      rip cayde

  • @drakainequus7115
    @drakainequus7115 4 роки тому +46

    "But I got stomped by loli ravioli and Betti spagheti"
    Nice to see that coming back.

  • @michaellatten7914
    @michaellatten7914 2 роки тому +9

    Grouse: "You have my permission."
    Eekajj: "Say LESS!"

  • @Thure.
    @Thure. 6 років тому +140

    11:00
    I LOVE NESTLE CRUNCH
    **SLAP**

  • @ArnoldsKtm
    @ArnoldsKtm 5 років тому +151

    Also, her ADS time is insane. It practically doesn't exist.

  • @logotho7340
    @logotho7340 6 років тому +340

    5:27 Brah your Russian impression is great

    • @archfps
      @archfps 6 років тому +38

      He aint called "russian badger" for nothing

    • @connorfalconer1362
      @connorfalconer1362 6 років тому +2

      Im thinks its awesome

    • @QuackTheNinja
      @QuackTheNinja 6 років тому +2

      You clearly havent met a russian before, because that impression wasn't really that good. It was okay.

    • @connorfalconer1362
      @connorfalconer1362 6 років тому +4

      Quack The Ninja shhh let us complement him

    • @legohunter1000
      @legohunter1000 6 років тому +2

      Logo Tho He is a Canadian who lives in the US and can be Russian when needs to be one.

  • @hsharshaw7607
    @hsharshaw7607 5 років тому +31

    14:14 “ I just DONKED on that FROST??”

  • @adam_00903
    @adam_00903 4 роки тому +23

    Imagine waking up to your neighbor screaming: ALBETI SPAGHETTI

  • @Kamekaze.
    @Kamekaze. 3 роки тому +18

    They should change the decoys so that they have ;
    Supressors,
    Lasers,
    Angle grips and
    Red dot sights.
    That way you force everyone to use it if they want to statue.
    [Chaotic neutral energy persists]

    • @swatofficerjd7836
      @swatofficerjd7836 2 роки тому

      Like it is connected to your look, your weapons, your weapon skin, and your weapon attachment.

  • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
    @xXSpaceMexicanXx 6 років тому +179

    Can't wait for the Adidas DLC for the Russian operators

    • @jetardeshna3449
      @jetardeshna3449 6 років тому +12

      The Slav DLC

    • @fronk8223
      @fronk8223 6 років тому +9

      Imagine that actually happens lol. They've already got an underarmour frost beanie so why not adidas spetsnaz

    • @domdips2243
      @domdips2243 5 років тому +3

      xXSpaceMexicanXx yeah where is fuze’s track suit 😂😂😂

    • @jpassa9093
      @jpassa9093 5 років тому +2

      tri poloski comrade

    • @shirosocool2938
      @shirosocool2938 5 років тому +1

      I imagine one of the. Being naked and on thier 200th bottle of vodka

  • @booti_boi6927
    @booti_boi6927 6 років тому +47

    At the end there, Badger either went and smoked weed for the first time or really got into the "Shower Thoughts" page he follows on Facebook and Instagram

  • @cheemythedrunkmonke
    @cheemythedrunkmonke 5 років тому +96

    Holo gets shot
    Alibi: *SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET*

  • @nikorulesxbox4288
    @nikorulesxbox4288 Рік тому +18

    Once I played alibi and made the other team believe the point was somewhere else because they didn’t find it

  • @Schweat
    @Schweat 5 років тому +45

    Her entire job in one sentence is: "Ha, you activated my trap card!"

  • @jackblack5393
    @jackblack5393 6 років тому +50

    'The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk' - Ron Swanson

  • @thenoteless
    @thenoteless 5 років тому +53

    13:34 did anyone see that the rounds in the revolver didn't drop, so badger was reloading the same bullets

  • @crodthesorrysap4165
    @crodthesorrysap4165 4 роки тому +16

    The intro is the best opening to a video I've seen in a while. They're just having fun, just guys being dudes.

  • @McWacked
    @McWacked 6 років тому +214

    14:14 dunked on that frost? You're a defender

    • @JohnDoe-mn7py
      @JohnDoe-mn7py 6 років тому +3

      i know right

    • @thotait6010
      @thotait6010 6 років тому +13

      McMac its a thing where we called frost buck and buck frost and confused the two for the lols back in the day

    • @sebastianzhang8965
      @sebastianzhang8965 6 років тому

      T Hotait well she’s getting an elite skin now.

    • @user-gd1yu5gx2l
      @user-gd1yu5gx2l 5 років тому +1

      oh hi tobi

    • @erikapearce836
      @erikapearce836 5 років тому

      jeditobitwo I was gonna say that

  • @nothanks3305
    @nothanks3305 6 років тому +117

    all words are made up by humans, except "tachanka"... that one came from the gods.

    • @noveske.2236
      @noveske.2236 6 років тому +3

      You came from the gods.

    • @nothanks3305
      @nothanks3305 6 років тому +2

      PC Principal :p

    • @elijahparnell2105
      @elijahparnell2105 6 років тому +1

      tachanka memes are not funny anymore

    • @nothanks3305
      @nothanks3305 6 років тому +4

      perkaholic they are too, stfu and go away lol

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 6 років тому +2

      @@elijahparnell2105 stoopid facking uncultured spy blyat! Chanka wins, blin!

  • @blazebear95
    @blazebear95 5 років тому +67

    5:28 best quote ever!!
    And 7:34

    • @bonkers124
      @bonkers124 3 роки тому

      Wumbo fuze puts everyone in the forever box

  • @splashdown4889
    @splashdown4889 4 роки тому +21

    10:48 i can just imagine the crunch of the jaw breaking from that hit

  • @Ben-zg5xb
    @Ben-zg5xb 6 років тому +78

    Alibi is the real master-baiter

  • @djskeletonninja59
    @djskeletonninja59 5 років тому +50

    7:58 "you can't spell nutrition without saying NUT" XDDDDDD

  • @OfficialAndroid-16
    @OfficialAndroid-16 Рік тому +5

    Actually Libya used to be owned by Italy and mostly speaks Italian so yeah she’s still kind of italian

  • @gr1m720
    @gr1m720 4 роки тому +11

    I LOVE ALIBI, its like having extra teammates that dont tk, have perfect callouts, and i can hide in plain site with them

  • @Vivalosa
    @Vivalosa 6 років тому +34

    The Outro is legit me whenever I can't sleep at night and it gets freakier the longer I'm awake

  • @orlandojimenez3733
    @orlandojimenez3733 6 років тому +48

    0:00-0:30 lol

  • @fireknightballesteros721
    @fireknightballesteros721 6 років тому +86

    I lov fuse blayt

    • @killmeplease4532
      @killmeplease4532 6 років тому +3

      FireKnight Ballesteros Western spy it's spelled blyat

    • @cspok7100
      @cspok7100 6 років тому

      kill me please The spelling of blyat is what you have a problem with?

    • @killmeplease4532
      @killmeplease4532 6 років тому +2

      Combat Spok yes you Western spy it culturely insensitive blyat

    • @xxyou_dun_goofedhello1144
      @xxyou_dun_goofedhello1144 6 років тому

      It’s blyat and that’s wut you are

  • @Blakerattler
    @Blakerattler 3 роки тому +2

    why can i imagine that buck yelling "GIBBY!"

  • @m0deratesp33d7
    @m0deratesp33d7 5 років тому +11

    13:06 that ain’t a drive thru that a drive by

  • @MISERI
    @MISERI 6 років тому +95

    GOD STRIKE ME DOWN.
    YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION.

  • @gr3ater_shark082
    @gr3ater_shark082 5 років тому +18

    "lawd strike me DoWN .You have my permissio-"
    *DINK*
    sever:ekajj has lost 100 points I wonder why

  • @MozzarellaTelevision
    @MozzarellaTelevision 5 років тому +8

    5:27 i can watch that all day it will never get old 😂

  • @incleo
    @incleo 6 років тому +269

    LEL BADGER
    She is technically Italian because in the 1930s Italy colonized all of Libya and a large amount of Libya's population is part Italian.
    **DAB**

    • @wendyunett6134
      @wendyunett6134 5 років тому +3

      Here in my grarg just got told my life is a lie but do you know What I like more than lies knowledge

    • @lionboi1394
      @lionboi1394 5 років тому +4

      But that was in a war world war 2 actually and that's like saying all of Europe and like a quarter of Russia would be German but that don't add up cheif

    • @radicalslam2911
      @radicalslam2911 5 років тому +5

      If your a Chinaman born in america, are you not an American?

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 5 років тому +1

      @@radicalslam2911 yes, 100%. If a Chinese person immigrates to America and has a child, that child will have no relation culturally to China and will be 100% American.

    • @radicalslam2911
      @radicalslam2911 5 років тому

      @@Legitpenguins99 I like that profile picture

  • @juliet4093
    @juliet4093 6 років тому +15

    "I'M OUT OF AMMO" that killed me for some reason

  • @KenAgaro
    @KenAgaro 6 років тому +17

    18:00
    Fun fact. Chotdonkphobia is the Fear of Hot dogs.

  • @Toffee746
    @Toffee746 4 роки тому +10

    Badger: He really wanted to eat me.
    Me after watching The Office: That’s what she said.

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 6 років тому +12

    That Buck falling through the ceiling reminded me of that vine of Gibby
    You know the one

  • @gamedudesofficial5480
    @gamedudesofficial5480 6 років тому +120

    00:00 to 00:28 great song Boi

  • @donutninja43
    @donutninja43 6 років тому +216

    WHAT IS LOVE?!!
    baby don’t hurt me

    • @Troll_vs.
      @Troll_vs. 6 років тому +4

      DonuT NINJA dont hurt me

    • @alexberry8452
      @alexberry8452 6 років тому +4

      No more

    • @Connor075
      @Connor075 6 років тому +1

      Nouh moooureh... Oh nouhh....

    • @krakenjm6877
      @krakenjm6877 6 років тому

      Anybody else think of a bodyfriend yelling at his girlfriend and she says "baby don't hurt me"

    • @zyde3396
      @zyde3396 6 років тому

      Don’t hurt me no more what is love duh duh duh du du du duh du du du du

  • @nameless-of7co
    @nameless-of7co 5 років тому +10

    Badger: and that ones just drunk like get a job my guy
    Ad: Ha LoSeR

  • @pussyhunter420xddd6
    @pussyhunter420xddd6 6 років тому +26

    She Protecc
    She Atacc
    She Tricc
    But most importanly
    She *S N A C C*

    • @noodlez1814
      @noodlez1814 6 років тому +4

      and does cracc

    • @lanyequest3042
      @lanyequest3042 6 років тому +2

      PUSSYHUNTER420 XDDD
      He defec
      He attac
      But most importantly
      He da snack dat smile bac

  • @furkanerdemir1861
    @furkanerdemir1861 6 років тому +48

    *FUZE WINS*

  • @TrollarkVulkan
    @TrollarkVulkan 6 років тому +37

    I love the parts where fuze wins lol.

    • @RustlyDragon
      @RustlyDragon 6 років тому +11

      *Stoopid Facking decoy blyat FUZE WINS*

    • @RustlyDragon
      @RustlyDragon 6 років тому +14

      *Facking spaghetti women loses again blyat FUZE WINS*

    • @vaporsouls6752
      @vaporsouls6752 6 років тому +4

      FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO F A K I N G B O W L I N G

  • @jasonnobbs256
    @jasonnobbs256 4 роки тому +6

    Geuce: You have my permission
    Ekaji's mind: FINALLY

  • @cerealsgames3118
    @cerealsgames3118 6 років тому +514

    SHE'S NOT EVEN ITALIAN..
    Just like spaghetti

    • @grverdgoon9477
      @grverdgoon9477 6 років тому +9

      Cereal'sGames yup that shit China.

    • @gabryapix8812
      @gabryapix8812 6 років тому +12

      Cereal'sGames fuck you im italian

    • @gabrielevalentini4438
      @gabrielevalentini4438 6 років тому +18

      Cereal'sGames Following your mind... Ash is not American, Fuze is not Russian

    • @thatblackdude2651
      @thatblackdude2651 6 років тому +5

      She’s low key shiva from resident evil 5

    • @dallas3644
      @dallas3644 6 років тому +16

      Cereal'sGames actually your getting spaghetti mixed with nudles here, plus spaghetti is quite obliviously not a Chinese name. Come at me with that bull and gulag for you.

  • @mattttttttt1
    @mattttttttt1 6 років тому +66

    Am I the only one that heard "You cant spell nutrition without NUT" randomly throughout the video? i heard it like 3 time during the whole video.

    • @jamiemccormick9642
      @jamiemccormick9642 6 років тому +21

      Mattchoo it's because all of his videos, he takes from his streams. And anytime someone donates bits (or subscribes, not sure) that audio plays.

    • @fridge8900
      @fridge8900 6 років тому +26

      It's actually you going insane. Probably has to do with activities you might have been doing recently...

    • @acbb4842
      @acbb4842 6 років тому +2

      Mattchoo it's from his stream I think. Does he have a stream?

    • @plc2424
      @plc2424 6 років тому +1

      Elwood Mandoka. Look at the descripion

    • @mattttttttt1
      @mattttttttt1 6 років тому +1

      oh thanks

  • @calebheflin5007
    @calebheflin5007 6 років тому +19

    Guess echo is the only op that knows that alibi is a trap

  • @code066gaming
    @code066gaming 3 роки тому +5

    0:00 I have never been so happy to hear future lyrics in my life😂

  • @dad6644
    @dad6644 6 років тому +37

    What if she just doesn’t exist?

    • @DomTheGrinch
      @DomTheGrinch 6 років тому

      5,000 Subscribers without a video omfg no way

  • @thehoffmeister3408
    @thehoffmeister3408 6 років тому +49

    The revolver is op

    • @CheckerChannel90
      @CheckerChannel90 6 років тому

      The Hoffmeister thank you you too

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 років тому +1

      Nah ur shit

    • @xsaigonzx361
      @xsaigonzx361 6 років тому

      Did they finally give the recoil buff to the revolver?

    • @rxsta
      @rxsta 6 років тому +2

      x SaigonZ x buff? You mean nerf

    • @thehoffmeister3408
      @thehoffmeister3408 6 років тому +1

      How am I shit for using a gun?

  • @member7818
    @member7818 6 років тому +24

    0:37 tango down

    • @Majimba
      @Majimba Рік тому

      Cs:go The best of the best

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 10 місяців тому

      Ekaj: *REAL SHIT?*

  • @aconcernedcommissar6261
    @aconcernedcommissar6261 4 роки тому +1

    One of the best alibi strategies is placing on prisma in front of a barricaded door, your self and another one either side with reinforcements if needed

  • @GMERR
    @GMERR 6 років тому +211

    But is Alibi *THICC*

  • @blyad_mann9399
    @blyad_mann9399 6 років тому +21

    Fuze ALWAYS wins, not including hostage

    • @like17badgers
      @like17badgers 6 років тому +1

      look, if they spawn INSIDE, they die, that's Fuze's rule, hostage shoulda tried to run from the death pucks

  • @daphaneporter4838
    @daphaneporter4838 6 років тому +22

    2:04 Me when I get banned from toxicity

  • @kristithomas3024
    @kristithomas3024 3 роки тому +6

    "Like an Italian ninja"
    So Ezio

  • @patrickf7464
    @patrickf7464 6 років тому +34

    BLYAT

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 років тому +92

    With her amount of lies, guess you can say that Alibi has an.......... alibi.

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 6 років тому

      YEEEAAAAAH !

    • @darynauna217
      @darynauna217 6 років тому

      are you serious boi

    • @lifewith_jay706
      @lifewith_jay706 6 років тому

      Miss me with that bullshit

    • @pal1d1nl1ght
      @pal1d1nl1ght 6 років тому +1

      One time a teammate told me "they have an alibi" so i responded with "wait then why are we here?"

    • @Ghostkiller__166
      @Ghostkiller__166 6 років тому +1

      NintendoWolf reported

  • @sectoidsupreme3341
    @sectoidsupreme3341 6 років тому +12

    Everyone knows that the only reason ubi released the Italian operators is to promote JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 5 Veno Aureo.

    • @RustSQUIDFACE
      @RustSQUIDFACE 6 років тому +2

      *Insert invalid part 5 never meme*

  • @wowzersgotdamn7754
    @wowzersgotdamn7754 3 роки тому +1

    “Spy from tf2?”
    “Italian ninja?”
    Godly reference bro

  • @krizzyiii8197
    @krizzyiii8197 5 років тому +7

    😂😂hands down one of the best intros” then I freaked it” on point

  • @itzyonkers
    @itzyonkers 6 років тому +11

    Why did he kinda sound like Future at the start 😂

  • @ROXYshark
    @ROXYshark 6 років тому +10

    he is working on a capitao video.

  • @fatherAmadeus
    @fatherAmadeus 3 роки тому +4

    That opening was everything I want from this channel.

  • @nicholasrisinger6700
    @nicholasrisinger6700 4 роки тому +3

    “FACKING SPAGHETTI WOMAN LOSES AGAIN,BALNT,FUSE WINS!”
    Dude,my lord🤣😂🤣

    • @endo9250
      @endo9250 4 роки тому

      I think you meant fucking decoy woman loses again blyat

    • @nicholasrisinger6700
      @nicholasrisinger6700 4 роки тому

      Ye, but he said spaghetti woman

  • @barrywoodling1014
    @barrywoodling1014 6 років тому +57

    Why my ice taste like water

    • @dvdjhp
      @dvdjhp 5 років тому

      yeh

    • @iamwaluigi9045
      @iamwaluigi9045 5 років тому

      It’s because water-bending can make ice

  • @tslamcyt
    @tslamcyt 6 років тому +62

    Shlob on ME KNOB

    • @Joe-hh6ds
      @Joe-hh6ds 6 років тому

      PeterXK pass me th syrup

    • @Joe-hh6ds
      @Joe-hh6ds 6 років тому

      Pass me the syrup

    • @geuce1675
      @geuce1675 6 років тому +1

      Yo, if you like me in these videos, come check out my stream. www.twitch.tv/thebiggeuce

    • @jumphawk8836
      @jumphawk8836 6 років тому

      La di da di da muther fukk the law

  • @justsomerobloxvids1791
    @justsomerobloxvids1791 3 роки тому +1

    "If we pretend that this is something that is bullet proof, maybe, just maybe, it'll be bullet proof."
    Das why da red wunz go fasta ye runty grot.

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 3 роки тому

      But da green 'unz r still betta, cuz green iz da mean'st colah!

  • @Vidar4105
    @Vidar4105 5 років тому +35

    Badger: *references tf2 even though he’s never played it (and posted it on the channel)*
    Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    But seriously can we get a petition to have Badger make a tf2 video and upload it to the channel?

  • @hipiek345
    @hipiek345 5 років тому +6

    14:13 dunks on Buck syas "omg I just dunkes on that FROST so hard even tho I got lit up.

  • @swagnificent2491
    @swagnificent2491 6 років тому +53

    Ayy bruh, I wanna see you play Halo. Do that sometime Burger Man

    • @spaghettisquad3028
      @spaghettisquad3028 6 років тому +1

      He plays on PC, sorry I was dissapointed too

    • @hasasanka
      @hasasanka 6 років тому

      Eldewrito?

    • @nolydyrav4686
      @nolydyrav4686 6 років тому

      The Dozer That Dozes borger*

    • @Polylute
      @Polylute 6 років тому

      Right LFE halo ce can be played on pc

  • @alexfelton5299
    @alexfelton5299 Рік тому +1

    Former Alibi main here:
    Forget the Storm, the Keratos IS your primary
    Throw down your Prismas in high eye-traffic areas, because people play this game on instinct alone and will shoot anything human-shaped
    Then lie in wait with your Keratos and just take the head off of people who get close to site
    No need to leave site, and your holos give passive intel to your team
    Even without a high amount of kills your utility alone should teleport you to MVP

  • @treppo6767
    @treppo6767 6 років тому +21

    LA DI DA DI DA *SHLOB ON ME KNOB*

  • @CT--bt8bg
    @CT--bt8bg 6 років тому +13

    He finna make a video on hat simulator 2018 dead ass

    • @thaddeuscampbell2533
      @thaddeuscampbell2533 6 років тому

      CT-5962 hey i’m a starting channel called king animated and it would mean the world if you would subscribe to help me get started ( if you want a sub back comment on my video)

  • @Helkyrie_
    @Helkyrie_ 6 років тому +7

    "Most advanced loaf of BREAD."