still think it's funny. RussianBadger 4 years ago: This game sucks. Current RussianBadger: My favorite game. Me: I didn't know english 4 years ago so this is interesting...
Paused at Noban, thought you were actually naming Recruit Noban. I then got back from puking my guts out, and realized that Noban meant No Ban. Im actually a dip shit.
Idea for R6: Customizable headshot sound effects. For instance, you can have badger’s sound bullet ricochet sound effect or a watermelon being crushed when you get a head so it’s *that* much more satisfying. Like if agree please. Trying to actually get this into the game. :)
Just remember comrades. Through the power of true communism, Tachanka has the power to spread his love to use all. So no one is lonely during valentines day.
@@PHILMKD95 Tachanka works in mysterious ways, why does he stay in a mortal human form when he is a god. My guess is that you have to believe in him, like Santa.
Nono, they're reducing the price and spreading the news so that more people get tortured by their awful maintenance of the game. (Disclaimer: I absolutely love Siege, so I'm not putting it down.)
How to publish a Russian Badger video on UA-cam: 1.Have a character from the game on the thumbnail with blue or yellow background including video title. 2.Make the title a pun or joke about topic, in all cap. 3.Immediately follow up title with, | 4.Have the game’s name in title (ex. SMACKS LIPS | Rainbow Six Siege) 5.Pin favorite comment in comment section. 6.Profit
I think you forgot a part in there about have a shitstorm of a round where some iether gets an ace stole someone screams super loud or someone gets an insane ace
You see, Tachanka as we see him is simply the mortal form we can witness without our minds and totality being erased on the right of the infinite transcendent being that is Tachankas true essence.
I got the greatest stupid idea ever. A R6 tournament, but with people who have never played R6 before. Like, it's an actual tournament, with all the pro commentators and stuff from actual tournaments, but the players have little to no experience playing the game.
*finishes homework* *goes on UA-cam and sees reccomended* YES A NEW SIEGE VID I honestly don’t know what the point of this comment was but I’m so happy for a new siege vid
Look at the frame at 7:28 into the video; that corpse be straight T-posing on my main man Badger being like, “If you strike me down, I will more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
The Russian badger:Remember no russian Tachanka: *steps out of airport elevator and mounts his lmg* Kapkan:*Shoots people with the sausage* Tachanka:*shoots everywhere*
The reason tachanka is not in mortal combat is because he is not mortal
I have never been so proud in a comment before
Who would win...
Shaggy vs tachanka
Plazma Shockzz
... Doc’s forearms
Plazma Shockzz none of them can.
So they have to join forces
@@s.bregnest2857 true dat...
7:25 that Sledge just T-posed on you from the grave
I was checking to see if anyone else saw that too lmao
Sledge got crucified.
@CONNOR MCCREIGHT what's your religion?
Yes, yes he did
Lol
Doc: *Rips off sleeves*
*Pillarman theme plays*
Ah yah yah yah yaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*pose-flexs*
Fuccin yessss
Is ThAt A jOjOs ReFeReNcE
Awaken my masters
Remember when badgers said the Australian operator should throw a box of spiders, well...
Well, one got webs, ther other one literal spiders. So, Badger:1 , Everyone else -45 I guess.
F to pay respect to ash mains
@@frazermorgan2257 That implies that I have any.
I’m muh gurd ya rurt
No, just throw a JACKED kangaroo
Doc out here blocking bullets with his forearms like Wonder Woman
Doc: Operator Forearms
Weeb huhuyuhuuihhuoihuuuhiiuuuooiuuuuyhuuhihhhuhuu
uuh
Weeb iuuuyuyiiuihuuiuuu
iuuuwe uuuuuuhiutuh
*[rages in war criminal]*
Gets dabbed on by ela
Rages in Badger
Rages in fuze not killing the hostage
Damn beat me to it
*blyat*
2:53 *when u stub ur toe*
Sup bud
still think it's funny.
RussianBadger 4 years ago: This game sucks.
Current RussianBadger: My favorite game.
Me: I didn't know english 4 years ago so this is interesting...
You talk like it's your native language so good job 👍
This comment hits different
badger: talks about getting head shot after head shot.
*every single time it’s ash*
hmmmmmmmm
This is beyond science.
I thought ash didnt have a head (hitbox)
Just goes to show how strong Doc’s forearms are
The p90 is that good
To all those single on Valentines day, Rainbow Six is there for u
And loves u unconditionally
Uhhh...
Until on the killcam you see blood spurting from the Ash's forehead but it somehow isn't a headshot.
Ashton just bc she's not perfect don't mean she doesn't love you
@@SAVAGR-tc5qq Ash loves all
We all know fuze is alone
@@ryanengland2663 Too soon man..... too soon.... Gotta let him mourn by killing a few hundred more hostages....
"Do No Harm"
Doc: **crushes your skull**
"Sometimes the only way to save a live..."
**headhsots entire enemy team with silenced p90**
"Is to take one"
or five..
With his thighs
Tachanka ain't no Demigod. He's just a *GOD*
Pure godlyhood
Not A god, THE GOD
Requis is the only Demi god
Corrrction hes not demi god nor THE GOD he is the god of gods,destroyer of teams and savior of the casuals
Correction: he is god
Badger: Oh.... You're approaching me?
IQ: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Heresy
I don't get it ( I get the JJBA tho)
@@futur3109 IQ can't beat the shit out of him without coming closer
0:13 that was the most daithi Dr nogla laugh ive ever heard.
Now I wanna see Doc bench-press Kapkan, Rook, Montagne, and Gridlock all stacked ontop of each other.
No, curl them
7:26 when sludge died he t-posed on the wall like Christ.
if this isn’t just about docs forearms than i’ll be super disappointed
Ibby Games Your wish was granted
i’m glad
now that this video has been made guboisoft ganna nerf docs forearms
Paused at Noban, thought you were actually naming Recruit Noban. I then got back from puking my guts out, and realized that Noban meant No Ban. Im actually a dip shit.
Yes you are
To be honest I thought the same at first too
L
A Badger siege video?
*this is beyond science...*
Aestify - Gaming
Sunflowers are yellow
Roses are red
Omneowa no shidoru
You’re already dead
he hasn’t done one in so long he call The Lord a demi god.. HE IS BEYOND GOD!!
Aestify - Gaming YEET
Truly would be in 2022
“I’ve been killing Germans ever sense I got my first Xbox” -recruit
This shit is funny, take my like
"22 attackers, 21 defenders, 1 DEMIGOD, and 1 Recruit" lmfao
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I think there are 2 demigods personally.... Tachinki and Ash Dashum. The Lord of all and the psycho with no head.
@@slavthesage5661 Doc's arms are clearly superior to Ash's nonexistent head.
@@slavthesage5661 hahahahahah you are right
7:27 *SLEDGE* *HAS* *ASCENDED*
*SLEDGE HAS DESCENDED
Major Zucc Succ *halo theme starts playing*
Why the hell does Badger look like a Dollar Store Forrest Gump?
@RogueBun Someone is a new fan lol.
RogueBun facts
Honestly he makes me think of the villain from the incredibles but with dark hair and no gravity Ray :/
The forehead resemblance
Forest Gump is a dollar store Badger!
I can taste the war crimes through my monitor.
Anyone else so triggered bagel took so long to revive himself
May nays on me hum sandwatch
Bagels can revive themselves?
@@zion_elznic6138 yes, bagels are immortal in a way
@@dedpewl9242 yes but we don't talk about their immortal secret
Especially the russian bagels. Because they are the communist gods
Skull-face + bulk biceps Doc is just Skeletor
I see you are a man of culture too
Indeed
you have no idea how much I want a video with Skullker and Kryoz, their chaos combined would be the greatest
If only they had a 20mm anti tank rifle in the game
Zachary Rivera what if you miss the shot !
it would bounce off doc's forearms
Kaid's shotgun already exists, sorry man
Zachary Rivera collapses the building, blufor killed the hostage
If only tachanka had a 20mm anti tank rifle...... that’d be fun
shout out to the guy that asked yumi to sign his adoption papers
shout out to Not.Koyleph, the person who offered to lick Yumi's arms to get adopted by them
Friend: So what did you do this Valentine's day
Me: *[Meaty whack]*
MageGaming you got slapped by doc's forearms for valentine's day?
Both chuckle
@@SAVAGR-tc5qq you never know
Idea for R6: Customizable headshot sound effects. For instance, you can have badger’s sound bullet ricochet sound effect or a watermelon being crushed when you get a head so it’s *that* much more satisfying. Like if agree please. Trying to actually get this into the game. :)
Or the csgo
*D I N K*
Its stayed at 69. Nobody can like this. Congratulations.
Someone would make it the n word.
5:13 Did he really just say Y O O M E E
its a meme
Stuart Pot. Mmm, thats yummy.
@@dell9431 To be fair it's also how that name is pronounced (when it's a proper noun) 99% of the time
I thought that to
Doc: what seems to be the problem
Person: I got spawn peeked by a toxic jager
Doc: I think I have the right thing for this ( pulls out 9mm)
nice joke
Good Docs use 5.7
Just remember comrades. Through the power of true communism, Tachanka has the power to spread his love to use all. So no one is lonely during valentines day.
I'm lonely and I've always have been lonely on every Valentines Day, so what's Tachanka gonna do about that?
@@PHILMKD95 Tachanka works in mysterious ways, why does he stay in a mortal human form when he is a god. My guess is that you have to believe in him, like Santa.
its cool seeing Badger with people that are funny
Wait so Ubisoft is paying money to tell people that their game will cost less?
*T H A T W A S N T V E R Y C A S H M O N E Y O F Y O U*
Nurd “that wasn’t very Ubisoft of you”
:EA has left the game
Nono, they're reducing the price and spreading the news so that more people get tortured by their awful maintenance of the game. (Disclaimer: I absolutely love Siege, so I'm not putting it down.)
@@lordpirateduck2765 glitch and bug is part of the game
@@iamdjiamput7552 It's their job to fix the glitches and bugs, and they never seem to do that.
How to publish a Russian Badger video on UA-cam:
1.Have a character from the game on the thumbnail with blue or yellow background including video title.
2.Make the title a pun or joke about topic, in all cap.
3.Immediately follow up title with, |
4.Have the game’s name in title (ex. SMACKS LIPS | Rainbow Six Siege)
5.Pin favorite comment in comment section.
6.Profit
Guardian B132 you forgot 7. Demonetization
Wanted Dead Or Alive my boy doesn’t get demonitized
I think you forgot a part in there about have a shitstorm of a round where some iether gets an ace stole someone screams super loud or someone gets an insane ace
Don't forget the occasional laser eyes.
14:06 Badger just looks at his buddy and just stares at him. Like he didn't even hesitate for a second when he threw that impact at Badger.
Anyone else notice how it looked like sledge was ascending to heaven when he killed him with doc
2:53 I watched Fuze scream over and over and over and over... I love screaming.
Fuze is secretly an Astartes confirmed.
Nobody loves cob enough to let him join the thunk n dunk team
IloveWaffles#zenolove cob > Kryoz
IloveWaffles#zenolove llc
0:47 correction, it is 22 attackers, 21 defenders, 1 Recruit, and 1 Lord of existence. PRAISE LORD TACHANKA.
This video motivated me to start training my forearms and 4 years later they are almost at dr. doc "flex ferocity" levels.
Tachanka isn’t a Demi god, he is a god. You just can’t see it because he’s in a different form.
You see, Tachanka as we see him is simply the mortal form we can witness without our minds and totality being erased on the right of the infinite transcendent being that is Tachankas true essence.
I love how its coming from Shaggy god
A Badger Siege video is the best Valentine’s Day gift. Also Tux beat you to the upload lol.
7:28 *Halo theme starts playing*
fking "Rages in war criminal" absolutely perfect.
You ever breath just to flex on fish?
You ever just walk to flex on snakes
You ever talk just to flex on a dog.
You ever just not flex to flex on flexers?
you ever just flex to flex
You ever juust stand still to flex on them lion niggas
Burnt Horizon won’t be Burnt Horizon without a Vegemite charm.
I read this as i devour a vegemite sandwich XD
You guys ever walk around the special education classroom just to flex on the wheelchair kids? Just me? Ok...
Ammar Siddiqui no way I thought I was the only one
Right so entertaining
Flexing on the armless
I'm I the only one who force homeless people to pay my child support.
@@dwtnugget5256 No I also do.. I also make them cut windows in their boxes to meet up to house standards.
7:26 DOC CRUCIFIED THAT SLEDGE WITH A P90
7:27 you can see Sledge just str8 Ｂｏｏｌｉｎ after death
He is Jeuse
7:26 Sledge failed to ascend to godhood.
Doc has evolved into a demi-god with Tachanka!
Not yet
What can I say except
MEDIC!!
Doc is a Demi-god.
Tachanka is a god.
Difference
You best believe my boi John (Kryoz) is here
HELL YES!
Nate Blanke and yumi that is pronounced yummy he’ll yeah
I got the greatest stupid idea ever.
A R6 tournament, but with people who have never played R6 before.
Like, it's an actual tournament, with all the pro commentators and stuff from actual tournaments, but the players have little to no experience playing the game.
That Guy i like the idea but i don't think there'd be enough volunteers to play, since ya know they've never played😂
If you want to watch something similar to their idea TwoMad Made a tournament and like half the players never played before
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah no
Yes
They should let you put an acog in docs shotgun
In?
In.
In!
Doc should fire acogs
@@James-xo4ph to give to hager mains
So nobody gonna talk about badger wearin a Berdshirt.
you saw it to.. nice
I saw that too lol
Bruh, I was searching the comment section for this comment
Everyone:Ash has NO HEAD
Badger:Allow me to introduce myself
When 45 million people have a better computer than you... :(
Quite Indeed that’s on all platforms, so at least you can flex on at least 20 million people that only have consoles
Badluck_ Ryan at least those players on console can’t flick to heads as easy
RenderingName ? Yeah. Siege is so much more fun on console
@@renderingname1670 bet
Can't wait for more diamond players to buy alt accounts and ruin the game!
I saw that berd shirt...don’t think you can hide it
Ah, a man of culture I see!
a really good culture
The meme culture
pizza rolls
Yes
Confusing flex but okie dokey man
Bizarre tense, but understandable
Proposterous flex but alas
An interesting way to display envy but acceptable nontheless.
What’s the name of that doc skin
@@napalm1172 ya blew it
"Its only defuse the bomb, so no defend the hostage or secure area, sorry fuse" *RAGES IN WAR CRIMINAL*
This collaboration between different events is a really smart pr move by Ubisoft.
Causally has a berd shirt
Hmmm
Is this sponsored
Does he know after 10 months? Does Berd know?
*finishes homework* *goes on UA-cam and sees reccomended* YES A NEW SIEGE VID
I honestly don’t know what the point of this comment was but I’m so happy for a new siege vid
SphexyGaming all I have is belle Delphine must be stopped
Silent_assassin cool
the first part doesnthappen
SphexyGaming why is there always someone with a descent amount of likes and your profile pic on like every video I go on lol
Sirwubsen TF join the club
Look at the frame at 7:28 into the video; that corpse be straight T-posing on my main man Badger being like, “If you strike me down, I will more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
Oh you are a berd fan awesome!
The Russian badger:Remember no russian
Tachanka: *steps out of airport elevator and mounts his lmg*
Kapkan:*Shoots people with the sausage*
Tachanka:*shoots everywhere*
2:52 i felt what that fuze was feeling on a spiritual level
The Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars???
Doc, an intellectual: You wanna know how I got these arms???
“Better than me”
*looks at Tuxbirds videos
“You sure about that”
"Because the only way to beat accuracy is a superior mag size." That's what we like to call accuracy by volume of fire
Some of the best seasonal skins yet. Dokki and Thatcher lookin' fresh.
I just love the intensity at the beginning of all your videos
What the heck this isn’t Fortnight.
I’m calling granny
Season 2 episode 13 of Parks And Recreation. The character “Justin” and Badger. Spot. The. Difference.
Justin is sexy.
Badger is sexier.
OMG someone else on this planet watches parks and rec
Loufa ikr
*fuzes screams internally at the map being bomb* 2:53
His favorite video game: Rainbow Six Siege.
Hasn't played in several years.
Yup, that's Ubisoft.
Title should be..
**breathes in deeply**
_DR. FLEX TAPE_
this title even works underwater
TOO SHOW SHOW YOU THE POWER OF DR FLEX TAP
(Grabs chainsaw)
I SAWED THE TITANIC IN HALF
*"TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE P90, I SAWED THE ENEMY TEAM IN HALF!"*
Zhiron The Mad Titan this means that it can only kill 2 and a half people. This is a blatant lie.
@@morganpriest7726 Not is you saw the team in half horizontally. Then it's still half the enemy team, more specifically, half of each operator
Doc at his final stage is just "EXTRA THICC".
ULTRA THICCC
wait until he hears about the australians.
Tachanka is Greek for: I’m going to wipe your whole team with 3 bullets
I mean, it's Russian for: Machine gun cart. Basically same thing, just replace 3 with 300.
[Meaty thwack]
[Loud thud]
[Uncontrolled cackling]
[Thunk]
Doc shows his forearms
Montagne: why is there boss music playing?
12:10 Yumi dosen't have to play doc to flex on the hatters.
2:54 Either I'm really tired or I just love the Warhammer scream.
15:47 BERD! truly, a man of culture~
how did you miss that pulse is literally Putin this season.... smh
I see you badger with the berd merch muhfuggin representin
Doc Smacks someone
[Meaty Thunk]
[Chuckles in French]
Doc engaged Superman, The Hulk, Thanos and Goku in a fist fight... and won, with one arm tied behind his back.
Thank you so much badger
*doc appears* a new challenger approaches
Dexknaks more like death approaches
Dexknaks ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE PICSSSS
Doc Swolo
1:49 Scout skateboard cosmetic
bajur,everyone at my school follows you and im not joking when i say all you hear in my friend group i us repeating funny things from your videos 😭
So uhh where’s the Kaid video you said was AlMOsT dOnE
he said its 30 min long give the man some rest
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone who loves theRussianBadger and Badger himself❤️❤️❤️❤️
Anyone else realize that at the end someone was begging yumi to sign his adoption papers? Lmao
10:41 😂😂 the fans honorary sacrifice 😂 read the chat on the bottom right. Let’s give him a moment of silence.