"This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name"
That scissors throw by Julie at 1:38 was phenomenal, I was completely sure that rock was the right move there but I have to admit, there's a reason why Julie was in the finals and I'm here in the comments.
tell me about it mate,such composure, i would have panic thrown rock too, theres a reason shes competing at the highest level and we're just a couple of scrubs
sounds like a joke but it's true. Because of the order of the options in the name, unexperienced players might be more likely to choose an option depending on their position in that order. In german scissors is the first one in the order, that's why noobs use it pretty often at the start of a set, since they choose the first thing that comes to their mind. Since it's the first in line it's the first thing that comes to their mind
It is being done without irony. Believe it or not there is a high skill cap to this game, based mostly on pattern recognition, self-randomization, and reading tells.
@George Henry nope, my answer was 3. But that's not random, thats my favorite number. It would only appear random to someone who doesnt know me. If I was famous or you knew me some other way and I said 3 anyway you could have predicted it.
@George Henry point is you assume people you don't even know from the yt chat comment would pick 7 because its lucky. But some people have other lucky numbers like 3.
The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
This is actually more in depth then you may realise, The point of Rock Paper Scissors is that you need to read your opponents mind, Its about looking at facial expressions, Predicting, Or calling out bluffing, This game is just like poker or even chess
You're right. And luck is way less of a factor than other games. It's about as close as you can get to a pure mind game. People dismiss it but it's a mistake.
"He knew she wouldn't throw a 4th scissors" 2:05 -- but that would have been her 5th consecutive scissors, she'd already thrown 4 in a row! He threw paper after she threw 4 scissors in a row, an he was right!
Tbh, Julie actually threw. She could have made him think that she was going to keep throwing scissors, and threw rock in the last round. Because he’d most likely either throw rock (to counter the scissors) or throw scissors to tie. Because of that, rock was the safest option, leading to either a tied round or a win. Or, if she was feeling extra risky with a hard read, she could’ve thrown paper to counter his rock (which he was most likely to play to counter her scissors) But of all things, throwing scissors in the last round was definitely the worst play. The chances of him throwing paper after she threw so many scissors was super low, and thats the only hand she could’ve won against. Overall, big throw from Julie and I can’t believe I wasted my time typing all of this out. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
If you watch, she throws 4 straight Scissors then switches to rock right before the last throw while I threw 3 straight paper. Of her 4 Scissors, she went 3-1 then switched to rock and lost. In that moment, I knew she likely would go back to Scissors as they were her winners. She hadn't been throwing any paper so I agree, rock was my best option. She even said in later interviews she knew I'd go rock but couldn't get herself to throw paper which was likely her best bet given I was paper heavy and it would help push a tie.
holy shit this goes hard! the match literally couldn't be any closer than this. right down to the wire every step of the way. i don't care if it's billiards, bowling or basketball. things getting down to the wire makes literally anything extremely intense and fun to watch. this was fire!
Her charms are super op and she still plays bad af, but that f2l was crazy and that movement he has is crazy and paper needs a buff it dies always to scissors, and that guy probably kills radience with a a crazy 0 to death, and she was always diuble dashing in every combo he was making, but he was kinda sig spamming not gonna lie
Wicked fingers sears is the michael Jordan of this game. I think he has what it takes be in the hall of fame one day. I've seen all his matches since he was playing on the streets, to feed his family.
I think I could beat him. His gamesense just isn't up to date with the new meta strats and I could calculate his throws before he even thinks about them.
wtf I looked at this as a serious video, at the end I was like oh sht im stupid this is a joke and then i realized its actually real what the fuck is life
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0:29 "She's also trying to break down gender barriers and show that in 2008 a woman can become an RPS champion." *D E N I E D* jkjk I was rooting for her.
I might reason that in a high-pressure situation like the last throw, the opponent is more likely to throw Rock, since it is the least effort, so Paper would often be the winning move. I feel there could be some deep psychology behind the strategy, but to reliably analyze and execute in the moment is dubious, so you may as well fall back to trying to be random.
Who is excited for the new update i think they fix some of the scissors bugs being switched for paper. They might even entirely rework rock. Its been super meta recently!
I believed that as well, but it's actually insanely difficult what these guys are doing. You can just read the wikipedia article about rock-paper-scissors, which explains a little bit about it in its "strategies" part, but it doesn't even remotely touch all the strategies one guy has there.
God scissors needs a buff. So easily countered by rock.
Paper needs a buff, so easily countered by scissors
lol
@@frickinghecc3018 rock needs a buff, so easily countered by paper.
This game is perfectly balanced then
@@frickinghecc3018 Like all things should be
Bud Light really has run out of sports to sponsor
melee?
Wow they had competitive Hearthstone all the way back in 2008.
+Karragh ayy
Karragh underated
loooooooool
explain pls
@@seeneverything5150 he's saying that hearthstone is too RNG-heavy
'you have witnessed the birth of a sports legend'
I call BS
KingTut but that’s not a RPS move
"This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name"
@Lil Yeet 🏳🌈⃠ Fort Minor
More like 100% luck
@@the_infinexos Avenged Sevenfold
This is 100% skill.
Honestly, I'd get drunk as hell and watch a professional rock paper scissors tournament in a heartbeat
That scissors throw by Julie at 1:38 was phenomenal, I was completely sure that rock was the right move there but I have to admit, there's a reason why Julie was in the finals and I'm here in the comments.
tell me about it mate,such composure, i would have panic thrown rock too, theres a reason shes competing at the highest level and we're just a couple of scrubs
simp
@@27walker27 simp
how can yall take this shit seriously lmao
@@27walker27 I can't tell if you guys are being sarcastic or genuinely impressed...which itself is impressive
"We all have weak scissors at some point in our lives"
For sure, had to do a lot of dirty things losing with muh weak scissors
sounds like a joke but it's true. Because of the order of the options in the name, unexperienced players might be more likely to choose an option depending on their position in that order.
In german scissors is the first one in the order, that's why noobs use it pretty often at the start of a set, since they choose the first thing that comes to their mind. Since it's the first in line it's the first thing that comes to their mind
@@finnfinity9711 😲
So true, so true...
I'm sorry, did you say $50,000?
It's about 10% of the mount of Budd Light they sold
and we have guys who go to fighting tournaments, learn fighting games for all their lives and are rewarded like 1500 dollars if they win a tourney lol
I know, they should've made it 100,000
LOL
welcome to America!
This plays like a fucking Onion article.
This is the biggest moment of anyones life.
I can't believe this is a fucking thing
+Andrew Tolmasoff fuckin sad lol.i saw a video with 50 grand as a prize
LMAO I was expecting to see a comment like this XD
I can’t believe I actually searched something like this.
what am I doing with my life
exactly what I was wondering
Josiah Kumpel paper: am i a joke to you?
The sad thing is: something in me possessed me to search for this on UA-cam, just to see if it was a thing. I was not disappointed...
Yes
This is hilarious, but there is a nagging fear in the back of my mind that it is being done without irony.
It is being done without irony. Believe it or not there is a high skill cap to this game, based mostly on pattern recognition, self-randomization, and reading tells.
@George Henry nope, my answer was 3. But that's not random, thats my favorite number. It would only appear random to someone who doesnt know me. If I was famous or you knew me some other way and I said 3 anyway you could have predicted it.
George Henry id just like to point out, your arguing in the Rock Paper Scissors Championship comments section.
@George Henry point is you assume people you don't even know from the yt chat comment would pick 7 because its lucky. But some people have other lucky numbers like 3.
@George Henry considering I just fucked up my 2nd relationship though I hope 3 is the charm ;(
What an awkward event....
Fuck this. I'm dropping out of college to become a professional RPS player.
Lucrative sport 👍👍
Smart
good old rock, nothing beats rock.
yup
Hi my name is paper
Skycloud no
Skycloud I mean, if you throw a large rock at a piece of paper, the paper is gonna break
Cuz it’s harder than paper and scissors
What an age to live in, being able to witness the Leo Messi of Rock Paper Scissors. Someday I’ll tell my children about this.
Lmfao!!!!!
The tom brady, mj of RPS!!
Me: Im going to sleep early tonight.
Also me at 1am: *watches rock, paper, scissors tournament on YT*
The commentators! I can't 😂
almost like watchnig a hearthstone tournament
Paveling Rock FTW! #ESPORTS
Great sport. They trained all their life for this moment.
"Gender Walls"? What, it's Rock Paper Scissors people.
Yeah well, you saw what happened
The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
Glad to have found a Melee fan here 😂😂😂
i came to this video looking for melee wisdom and i found
This is actually more in depth then you may realise, The point of Rock Paper Scissors is that you need to read your opponents mind, Its about looking at facial expressions, Predicting, Or calling out bluffing, This game is just like poker or even chess
Perhaps. But it would take hundreds, even thousands, of trials to distinguish someone's ability to do this, beyond chance.
You're right. And luck is way less of a factor than other games. It's about as close as you can get to a pure mind game. People dismiss it but it's a mistake.
Imagine doing this professionaly
How the hell did I end up here? How the hell is this a thing? How the hell is their a crowd watching this?
Amazing, there was even a slow motion replay.
"Here comes the biggest moment of ANYONE's life"
Jordan, Ruth, Gretzky, Wickedfingers. Truly historic moment in sports history.
The athleticism from Julie is truly unbelievable.
I wish i could go bacl to 2008. It was an amazing year
she delay her move and switch from rock to scissor some times wich is cheating....
no cap
Inter dimensional cable
Killed me bro this is so accurate
"He knew she wouldn't throw a 4th scissors" 2:05 -- but that would have been her 5th consecutive scissors, she'd already thrown 4 in a row! He threw paper after she threw 4 scissors in a row, an he was right!
"I cannot believe what I'm seeing here!"
...my thoughts exactly.
birth of a sports legend lol wtf
There’s 6 minutes of my life I can’t back.
thank for your incorrect grammar CRAIG
@@alien-probeunit4649 You're worse at english, you can't call him out for anything! 😂
@@alien-probeunit4649 the video's also 3 minutes so he watched that shit twice so why he complaining
@@triplethreatle1409 i think thats the joke
Tbh, Julie actually threw. She could have made him think that she was going to keep throwing scissors, and threw rock in the last round. Because he’d most likely either throw rock (to counter the scissors) or throw scissors to tie. Because of that, rock was the safest option, leading to either a tied round or a win. Or, if she was feeling extra risky with a hard read, she could’ve thrown paper to counter his rock (which he was most likely to play to counter her scissors)
But of all things, throwing scissors in the last round was definitely the worst play. The chances of him throwing paper after she threw so many scissors was super low, and thats the only hand she could’ve won against.
Overall, big throw from Julie and I can’t believe I wasted my time typing all of this out.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
On god though
If you watch, she throws 4 straight Scissors then switches to rock right before the last throw while I threw 3 straight paper. Of her 4 Scissors, she went 3-1 then switched to rock and lost. In that moment, I knew she likely would go back to Scissors as they were her winners. She hadn't been throwing any paper so I agree, rock was my best option. She even said in later interviews she knew I'd go rock but couldn't get herself to throw paper which was likely her best bet given I was paper heavy and it would help push a tie.
This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen! My new dream is to be one of those commentators. I could watch USARPS live all the time and get paid.
USA: The land where you can do all kinds of shitty things
are you demeaning this holy sport
holy shit this goes hard! the match literally couldn't be any closer than this. right down to the wire every step of the way. i don't care if it's billiards, bowling or basketball. things getting down to the wire makes literally anything extremely intense and fun to watch. this was fire!
Why am i watching this 2019?
Lol 2020 btw
@@jeremiahjohnson1627 Lol 2021 btw
@@igormirkov6376 bulldog is my mom😂
i remember this game it was amazing
I came here because PeteZehHutt told me to.. lol
Same😂
yep
Me too
Yes!
Same 🤣
this is just a bud light ad
Hey look you just figured out how sports works
Vanilla the Vampire Bunny Fuck off
This is a sad ad
Am I watching The Ocho?
The biggest moment of *anybody's* life. 😭
Let's be real, we all searched for this.
Her charms are super op and she still plays bad af, but that f2l was crazy and that movement he has is crazy and paper needs a buff it dies always to scissors, and that guy probably kills radience with a a crazy 0 to death, and she was always diuble dashing in every combo he was making, but he was kinda sig spamming not gonna lie
"as a former professional." im pretty everyone in the world is a professional at rock, paper, scissors
Still more exciting than Formula 1 nowadays
1:48 “here comes the biggest moment of anyone’s life” lord let that not be me 💀
This guy is like the HungryBox of RPS
This is just a vision of 20XX, they're deciding port priority to see which Fox will win.
Wicked fingers sears is the michael Jordan of this game. I think he has what it takes be in the hall of fame one day. I've seen all his matches since he was playing on the streets, to feed his family.
I think I could beat him. His gamesense just isn't up to date with the new meta strats and I could calculate his throws before he even thinks about them.
I can’t believe this many people want to see 2 people play RPS
'His left hand has been absolutely unstoppable' hahahahahahahahahaha
That's what she said.
wtf I looked at this as a serious video, at the end I was like oh sht im stupid this is a joke and then i realized its actually real what the fuck is life
What a pair of athletes! Also why wasn't this on ESPN8 the Ocho?
HOLYYYY SHIT THIS IS INTENSE
Hey would you mind giving us the rights to share this footage on our Facebook pages? We have over 2.5 million followers and think our fans will enjoy it! We will tag your account of course!
Anybody ever sign off for you?
"Julie stops the bleeding with a scissors"
Congrats AMAZING TALENT
And when you thought you seen it all, the internet never ceases to amaze..
Anime rock paper scissors made me have to see this.
The fact that they were tied at the match point just shows how random this "game of skill" truly is.
Why didn't I train to be a professional Rock Paper Scissors? Instead I'm a scientist. What am i doing with my life? Lol
When I grow up I'm going to be a professional rock paper scissors player
Train hard! It's a long road to the top.
I clicked on this expecting to get Rick rolled. Discovering that it's actually real is even more hilarious.
fun fact: intentionally losing at this game is as hard as intentionally winning.
0:29 "She's also trying to break down gender barriers and show that in 2008 a woman can become an RPS champion."
*D E N I E D*
jkjk I was rooting for her.
I might reason that in a high-pressure situation like the last throw, the opponent is more likely to throw Rock, since it is the least effort, so Paper would often be the winning move. I feel there could be some deep psychology behind the strategy, but to reliably analyze and execute in the moment is dubious, so you may as well fall back to trying to be random.
Gotta love to ref and that slow mo
Why is it so intense
The suspense is killing me. More exciting than the Cowboys superbowl!!
I'm here in 2023 😅
I have never been more unsure if something is real or not
This just proves Americans will get drunk and watch absolutely anything
The commentary on here😭😭
Ms Crossley she has some excellent handwork, really great wrist motion... like for sure... perfect speed and rhythm too.
simp
Awesome! Great match! The birth of a sports legend!
2:40 The moment she realised she just lost with scissors, she makes rocks with both hands 😂😂😂
That’s my mom lol
Who is excited for the new update i think they fix some of the scissors bugs being switched for paper. They might even entirely rework rock. Its been super meta recently!
Oh God this is hilarious. And the commentator makes it even funnier.
1:54 she had a very late scissors...
Disqualified
I looked this up hoping I’d actually find a video of competitive RPS... as always, thanks UA-cam :)
Same here lol
@@shemielmcclanahan4098 hahahahah I totally forgot about this 🤣🤣
high as fuck during quarentine
So this was Iniesta's greatest moment before he scored the WC-winning goal!
Man, I typed this into my search bar really not thinking this would be a real (?) thing oh my god this shit is hilarious
I remember watching this live on ESPN 8 the Ocho
I feel dumb after watching this
I'm greeting everybody from the future, once the YT algorithm executes an "order 66" on this video.
lmao my mom is bulldog
This is like the chess club to the chess club.
Spawn Lee Yeah but chess takes an insane amount of skill
Yeah, rock paper scissors is luck for the most part.
I believed that as well, but it's actually insanely difficult what these guys are doing. You can just read the wikipedia article about rock-paper-scissors, which explains a little bit about it in its "strategies" part, but it doesn't even remotely touch all the strategies one guy has there.
Valve Official chess is really hard though
It's not even fair to compare chess to a game that has only 9 possible outcomes.
This is absolutely real, I met the winner at a bar in Chicopee Massachusetts. He said he won $50,000 and a trip to the olympics in Beijing
I just typed it as a joke in the search bar and it turned out to be real
"the rock heard round the world" LMAO I CANT
when i saw this, it took a sec for me to except this is a sport
I thought this was a parody joke video, but it’s real... oh so real.
It's like trading how many double- crosses can you go
I love this so much. I really do.
Throws a textbook paper. Throws a solid rock. Throws a scissors sharply