Five Easy Pieces Diner Scene

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • Jack just wants his toast

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  • @petersawatsky9069
    @petersawatsky9069 5 років тому +319

    “You’ve got bread, and a toaster of some kind?” gets me every time.😅😅😅

  • @mensahcarrelle
    @mensahcarrelle 11 років тому +376

    I love Jack's voice.It's so smooth.

    • @Steveorino123
      @Steveorino123 4 роки тому +3

      veda pierce - it's an act. It's all made up. The lines, his delivery, the setting, all the other people around. It's all fake. What is it about the idea of what goes on here that you like or dislike?

    • @njuham
      @njuham 3 роки тому +1

      It's his early voice.

    • @dr.withoutthedegree3990
      @dr.withoutthedegree3990 3 роки тому +3

      @@weaseltown he sounds hotter than you youre dumb

    • @skyborne80
      @skyborne80 Рік тому +6

      Agreed, his silky smooth delivery never gets old.

    • @Robert-zx2ir
      @Robert-zx2ir Рік тому

      I wish I had that voice, because I have a paralyzed vocal chord.

  • @octaviobumble5245
    @octaviobumble5245 4 роки тому +98

    For 2 decades now I have been waiting patiently for someone to say to me..."you want me to hold the chicken huh?"

  • @MrHarryBaker
    @MrHarryBaker 9 років тому +398

    Love the video description... 'Jack just wants his toast'

    • @SniperLogic
      @SniperLogic 5 років тому

      Timmy Morgan Here here!

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 5 років тому

      On my phone it says 5 easy piece dinner set.

    • @itsmeprasad1987
      @itsmeprasad1987 3 роки тому

      @@eligebrown8998 read the description

    • @raygodwin3496
      @raygodwin3496 3 роки тому

      Lol. Wouldn't of noticed if you didn't comment.. very funny. Thumbs the fuck up

  • @Shah-of-the-Shinebox
    @Shah-of-the-Shinebox 2 роки тому +356

    This scene is a metaphor for what this whole film represents: the disenchantment of a lost generation at the time. “I know what it comes with, but it’s not what i want” sums it up perfectly

    • @karlhungus5554
      @karlhungus5554 2 роки тому +17

      Hey, look at you...all dressed up. All grown up and doing the town.

    • @LeonardStauffer
      @LeonardStauffer 2 роки тому +5

      Watch the suit, Karl.

    • @MeestahGuapo
      @MeestahGuapo 2 роки тому +5

      @@karlhungus5554 No shoe shines

    • @chriswilliam6751
      @chriswilliam6751 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, but as opposed to what generation though?

    • @patriceaqa288
      @patriceaqa288 Рік тому +21

      @@chriswilliam6751 this scene is amazing, but the reality is that it's hyper unrealistic. In an American diner they would never not adhere to an order change. American restaurants are very fluid and flexible. Not like European countries. His order would've been served

  • @johannesandersson4826
    @johannesandersson4826 5 років тому +839

    All arguing and no toast makes Jack a dull boy.

  • @andrewvial
    @andrewvial 2 роки тому +41

    A brilliant piece of writing and brilliantly performed by Jack Nicholson.

  • @dharmabeachbum6330
    @dharmabeachbum6330 5 років тому +110

    That was nice of Jack to clear the table for the waitress, especially after she gave him such a hard time.

    • @andrewforte3852
      @andrewforte3852 5 років тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗.

    • @melissajenniferjones9959
      @melissajenniferjones9959 Рік тому +9

      He did such a good job of it too! 😂😂😂😂

    • @ItsNeverTooHot4Leather
      @ItsNeverTooHot4Leather Рік тому +8

      Mr. Torrance is the caretaker, after all! 😆

    • @karllieck9064
      @karllieck9064 Місяць тому +1

      Marlon Brando as Stanley Kolwalski was good at clearing tables as well.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 7 років тому +717

    On the one hand: waiters can't control the menu. On the other hand: he gave her a solid loophole that would have worked just fine.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 7 років тому +18

      Precisely.

    • @Esotereclectic
      @Esotereclectic 5 років тому +54

      But she gave him the "you have *GOT* to be kidding me!" mindset about it, which didn't help matters.

    • @EmpressLilith222
      @EmpressLilith222 5 років тому +46

      Waiters can’t control the menu but they CAN control the orders

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 5 років тому +17

      Why couldn’t he just have removed the chicken salad from the toast?

    • @thomaskemer8109
      @thomaskemer8109 5 років тому +13

      @@keithwilson6060 well, I guess they were trying to make a point about conformatism or some crap

  • @PaulRietvoorn
    @PaulRietvoorn 12 років тому +354

    All work and no toast makes Jack a dull boy

  • @viperslate
    @viperslate 5 років тому +184

    That was nice of him to bus the table for her.

  • @bobwalton4630
    @bobwalton4630 5 років тому +194

    Now that he had retired from acting like Sean Connery and Gene Hackman you really have to appreciate how explosive and dangerous of an actor Jack Nicholson always was. That anger was always right underneath, ready to explode at any time

    • @craigwilliams6734
      @craigwilliams6734 2 роки тому +5

      Yep, just bubbling under...

    • @zzc8505
      @zzc8505 2 роки тому +7

      he played himself all his "career," every time a jerk of some sort of other. Not much talent is needed to do that. A very limited range

    • @matmcd
      @matmcd Рік тому +5

      @@zzc8505 I don't think he was that jerk in Chinatown

    • @zzc8505
      @zzc8505 Рік тому +4

      @@matmcd not necessarily a jerk, but another some kind of rough/tough/lead/brusque/etc. His narrow range never goes beyond tough/rough/harsh/brusque/jerk/psycho type. Never a tragic character, never shows vulnerability/softness/ etc.

    • @jasonhurd4379
      @jasonhurd4379 Рік тому +10

      @@zzc8505 You are quite wrong. Check him out in About Schmidt, in which he plays a widowed Everyman coming to terms with aging, death and his own irrelevance. Nicholson has a wide range; he just chose not to display it in every role.

  • @Jonnn79
    @Jonnn79 16 років тому +27

    One of the best films of all time, and one of many of Jack's best.
    "Hold it between your knees." HAHAHA, classic.

  • @aarfeld
    @aarfeld 5 років тому +106

    This was filmed in a Denny's that is still there today, and looks much the same. Someone else posted a recent view of it.

    • @renegonzalez6306
      @renegonzalez6306 5 років тому +7

      is it in oregon by the 5 highway?

    • @dctrevett
      @dctrevett 4 роки тому +5

      @@renegonzalez6306 Yep, just south of Eugene

    • @CatoptricCistula
      @CatoptricCistula 4 роки тому +9

      3652 Glenwood Dr. Eugene, OR 97403

    • @sdime9858
      @sdime9858 3 роки тому +20

      That same old bag waitress is still there too lol

    • @nkt1
      @nkt1 3 роки тому +14

      Do they serve toast?

  • @moshomaniac1
    @moshomaniac1 2 роки тому +50

    “You want me to hold the chicken, huh?”
    “I want you to hold it between your knees.”
    Classic.

    • @josiek7589
      @josiek7589 10 місяців тому +1

      I don't get what this would mean other than it would be annoying to try to hold chicken with your knees.

    • @anticom6099
      @anticom6099 6 місяців тому +3

      @@josiek7589it means “stuff it”

  • @mike9klf
    @mike9klf 9 років тому +32

    I have finally caught one of my all time movie scenes! Now I will just watch this for a few hours...

  • @stevenbishop8850
    @stevenbishop8850 5 років тому +92

    "I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Lloyd, because I just happen to have two chicken sands and a cup of coffee right here in my wallet."

    • @freddybeer
      @freddybeer 3 роки тому +5

      Lol! Class!

    • @scallywag1716
      @scallywag1716 3 роки тому +5

      Seems I’m a little light....

    • @johnkonstantine9115
      @johnkonstantine9115 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 роки тому +5

      I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but there's no chicken sands - there's never been chicken sands...

    • @manco828
      @manco828 3 роки тому +4

      @@scallywag1716 How's my credit in this joint anyhow?

  • @CianODonnell
    @CianODonnell 5 років тому +111

    Falling Down before there was Falling Down.

  • @JosephRGrych
    @JosephRGrych 5 років тому +14

    Perfectly cut and presented, without intrusion, and with the essential inclusion of car dialog at the end to make this a perfect clip ("I would have just punched her out."). 🤣 Thank you!

  • @TheVicious5150
    @TheVicious5150 7 років тому +313

    "Hey Mack" "shut up" lmfao

    • @TheDude-yw4kn
      @TheDude-yw4kn 5 років тому +5

      TheVicious5150 The good ol days

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 років тому +5

      His name is Mack in this movie? That's interesting considering his name is Mack is Cuckoo's Nest as well.

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 років тому

      @Random Wolf Nah, only Jack Nicholson can get away with being Jack Nicholson.

    • @Gabeghouls
      @Gabeghouls 5 років тому +21

      Well, no, she was gonna start lipping off at the waitress and he intervened.

    • @smufinstuff
      @smufinstuff 4 роки тому +14

      @@Gabeghouls exactly! Like "shut up, i got this"

  • @campblood87
    @campblood87 7 місяців тому +3

    “You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.”

  • @GinaSigillito
    @GinaSigillito 2 роки тому +8

    This scene is such a mood. When I’m annoyed at the level, I reference this scene and people know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

  • @rancosteel
    @rancosteel 16 років тому +44

    Excellent film scene. I'm glad that there are people "out there" that recognize a fine film when they see it. I consider this film to be Jack's finest and most overlooked performances of his career. Keep up the fine work silenz357.

  • @quickchange7277
    @quickchange7277 3 роки тому +61

    "When do you think, MAYBE, I'll be getting my toast?"
    "As soon as possible???"
    "As soon as poss-a-belllllll!"

    • @manco828
      @manco828 3 роки тому

      Jack!

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 3 роки тому +1

      Edible defectives in formation

    • @michaelbottjer3385
      @michaelbottjer3385 2 роки тому

      You've waited your whole fuking life for toast what difference is a few minutes going to do you now

  • @reepicheep66
    @reepicheep66 3 роки тому +9

    I keep watching this scene a couple of times a year. Just love it.

  • @MHG10908
    @MHG10908 14 років тому +56

    When he says "I know what it comes with, but its not what I want". CLASSIC! That line is classic jack nicholson and it starts the whole back and forth banter

    • @spiveym
      @spiveym 3 роки тому +2

      That's when you know he's about to get angry.

    • @bogusmogus9551
      @bogusmogus9551 Рік тому +1

      I love how Jack deconstructs the chicken sandwich to get what he wants

  • @anthonysutherland3428
    @anthonysutherland3428 5 років тому +16

    One of my favourite Nicholson movies and this is him at his best...

  • @TheCavefire
    @TheCavefire 7 років тому +58

    What an amazing actor, he’s a fucking genius!

    • @benvinson2460
      @benvinson2460 6 років тому +12

      It's sad how our society glorifies people as "geniuses" because they play dress up and say a few lines.

    • @TommyLent
      @TommyLent 6 років тому

      Keanu Reeves?!? Now HE is one of the most overrated actors ever! Totally unlistenable and unnatural voice. All except "Bill & Ted's", which I loved. Even in movies I DID like, it usually wasn't because of him. "Devil's Advocate" (which Pacino 100% made) and "Point Break" (Patrick Swayze & director Kathryn Bigelow were the forces in that one) are 2 of them.
      In the last couple of decades DeNiro HAS been typecast, but don't tell me that his acting in "Deer Hunter" & especially "Awakenings" were the same type roles. When people talk about him they usually reference his mob roles and ignore some of the other ones.
      Doesn't literally make these actors geniuses of course, just makes them good/great actors.
      You want genius in Hollywood? Check more with James Cameron, Stanley Kubrick and Francis Ford Coppolla. Directors have a whole lot more to deal with than actors.

    • @landscape85
      @landscape85 3 місяці тому

      ​@@benvinson2460 why dont you do it then, if its so easy?

    • @landscape85
      @landscape85 3 місяці тому

      ​@@benvinson2460 its sad how people have to always dampen the mood

  • @mooch9668
    @mooch9668 13 років тому +18

    This scene could have 'played straight' and gone into oblivion. The script is not exception, Nicholson makes it legendary thru sheer talent. Genius.

  • @mst3KGf
    @mst3KGf 10 років тому +352

    What makes this scene so great is you can emphasize with both sides. You symapthize with Nicholson, who just wants a simple thing like toast (seriously, what diner doesn't offer plain wheat toast?), but you can also sympathize with the waitress, who is just trying to do her job. Anyone who's ever waited on anyone can relate to situations like this.

    • @wallofvideo
      @wallofvideo 10 років тому +82

      that's true. yet at a more symbolic level, the waitress represents uptight, by-the-book inflexibility, while jack's character here represents situational innovation. hence the conflict between jack's character and the waitress is a contest between change (substitution of menu items) & resistance to change (refusal to allow such substitution).

    • @AloeHahh
      @AloeHahh 9 років тому +54

      wallofvideo Or maybe the guy just wanted some fkn toast

    • @MrRJMGREEN
      @MrRJMGREEN 9 років тому +42

      mst3KGf However, the waitress just lost 4 customers. She had 4 people ready to eat. She blew her tip. I would have bent the rules for my tip. I would have slipped him the toast.

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 9 років тому +6

      mst3KGf it's called pride. no one wants to bend

    • @goodmachines7743
      @goodmachines7743 9 років тому +4

      Exactly; there is no 'bad guy' here.

  • @ms-vv2gg
    @ms-vv2gg 7 років тому +237

    Plain omelet, tomatoes, wheat toast. It's actually a very healthy breakfast.

    • @wildmansamurai3663
      @wildmansamurai3663 5 років тому +11

      Except the toast.

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 років тому +8

      @@wildmansamurai3663 what's wrong with wheat bread?

    • @wildmansamurai3663
      @wildmansamurai3663 5 років тому +17

      @@dalekelly7639 Spikes blood sugar and insulin.

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 років тому +9

      @@wildmansamurai3663 Okay, next time it's an egg-white omelet, oatmeal and purified spring water. Yum! Just kidding. It's probably all GMO anyway. Please kill me now.

    • @wildmansamurai3663
      @wildmansamurai3663 5 років тому +12

      @@dalekelly7639 Yeah, I just stick with real eggs and grass fed meat.. Low vegetable carbs.

  • @jimmichaud8487
    @jimmichaud8487 10 років тому +130

    The girl wearing the brown sweater is Toni Basil. She would have a #1 smash hit 12 years later ("Mickey").

    • @wallofvideo
      @wallofvideo 10 років тому +9

      basil also appears in the "daddy's song" sequence of the monkees' film "head" (1969), which was co-written & co-produced by nicholson.

    • @ApartmentKing66
      @ApartmentKing66 5 років тому +6

      @@wallofvideo As well as "Easy Rider."

    • @gouvyrock
      @gouvyrock 5 років тому +4

      yes she looks sweet

    • @MachiavellisThePrince
      @MachiavellisThePrince 5 років тому +4

      The hot-headed, raven-haired woman is Yoko Ono. She formed the influential Yoko Ono Band and married a well-known guitarist and singer.

    • @jackjohnson7396
      @jackjohnson7396 5 років тому

      Good call..

  • @Andy-kw5nw
    @Andy-kw5nw 5 років тому +81

    Jack was just pissed that the Lakers lost to the Celtics that year.

    • @Paulvon128
      @Paulvon128 5 років тому +11

      1970 (that's the year this movie came out) the Lakers lost to the Knicks in the finals

  • @soylentteal
    @soylentteal 6 років тому +5

    Brings to mind a diner I used to frequent that showed a cartoon of an angry chef brandishing a cleaver on its menus. The caption read, "Our chefs are the kindest, sweetest people in the world, unless they hear the word SUBSTITUTIONS."

  • @bebeezra
    @bebeezra 5 років тому +148

    *_"I want you to hold it between your knees."_*

    • @kenllacer
      @kenllacer 5 років тому +4

      Haha! Brilliant.

    • @tonebonetones
      @tonebonetones 5 років тому +1

      @@Ginx-pe4si ....then, what happened?

    • @AccidentalPreppper
      @AccidentalPreppper 5 років тому

      God struck them down with lightning which is why we never heard from him again.

    • @tonebonetones
      @tonebonetones 5 років тому

      @@AccidentalPreppper but it's such a fascinating tale? ......and..of course...totally believable....cough.

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 5 років тому

      kneeeeeeees

  • @stephenchristian5739
    @stephenchristian5739 3 роки тому +1

    geez us its funny running into this, as teen kids we went over this & over this & over this for a freaking year being jn from this scene

  • @shantebarze1068
    @shantebarze1068 6 років тому +36

    Jack Nicholson, one of my favorite actors

    • @lloydkline3265
      @lloydkline3265 5 років тому +1

      He look very handsome, legendary actress Karen black looks very sexy and pretty

  • @carolking6355
    @carolking6355 4 роки тому +10

    The best guy ever. Thank you for all the years you have ever entertained us. ❤️

  • @decadedamaddimperial
    @decadedamaddimperial 10 років тому +63

    JACK IS THE ULTIMATE TOASTMASTER !!!!!

  • @sterling5167
    @sterling5167 3 роки тому +5

    Can't recall too much about the film, never forgot the diner scene great dialogue Nicholson went on to become a great actor.

    • @wa2k99
      @wa2k99 2 роки тому

      Watch it

  • @astranine
    @astranine 10 років тому +101

    Jack Nicholson is my nomination for the best actor ever!

    • @suat365
      @suat365 6 років тому +1

      astranine absolutely right!

    • @crispinhandly6159
      @crispinhandly6159 6 років тому +1

      Your nomination has officially been revoked. Try again. Tom Cruise is the only name acceptable.

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 6 років тому +1

      CJ Jordan no way

    • @JavierRodriguez17565
      @JavierRodriguez17565 5 років тому +3

      C Jordan funny way to spell Marlon Brando

    • @charming5005
      @charming5005 5 років тому +12

      @@crispinhandly6159 Are you out of your damn mind?

  • @charlesdahmital8095
    @charlesdahmital8095 3 роки тому +2

    In a similar vane- I was at a restaurant that didn't serve iced tea. They did have hot tea (bag with a hot water urn).
    So, I ordered hot tea and a large glass of ice.

    • @Simone-Bucn
      @Simone-Bucn 5 місяців тому +1

      Well, you were a reasonable person then. Totally unlike Nicholson in this scene.

  • @makeit7579
    @makeit7579 6 років тому +47

    FORGET IT JACK IT'S THE WEST COAST.

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 5 років тому +81

    "You can't handle my order"

    • @johnhardman3
      @johnhardman3 5 років тому +2

      ( rather: " you can't HANDLE my order !" [ overturns table, etc.]

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker 3 роки тому

      Lolololol 🤣

    • @themedia1271
      @themedia1271 3 роки тому

      Okay good. Now someone rewrite the entire monologue from A Few Good Men but make it about toast

    • @campblood87
      @campblood87 7 місяців тому +2

      You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

    • @typerdaddy
      @typerdaddy 2 місяці тому +1

      Colonel Jessop did you order the plain omelette.... You god dam right i did😂😂😂😂

  • @inproper3952
    @inproper3952 3 роки тому +60

    The waitress was perfectly cast no one could have been more sour! Lol👍

    • @fattymcfatso1083
      @fattymcfatso1083 3 роки тому +4

      a damaged person, obviously - twitchy

    • @jackkitchen8110
      @jackkitchen8110 Рік тому +5

      That’s my moms aunt lol

    • @pharos2000
      @pharos2000 Рік тому +3

      The great Lorna Thayer from The Beast with a Million Eyes.

    • @ariplatt8192
      @ariplatt8192 Рік тому +4

      Agreed. She is so great. She speaks only while gritting her teeth. I hate her. Which means she is great actress

    • @inproper3952
      @inproper3952 Рік тому

      @@ariplatt8192 Sometimes when I’m spreading butter on toast or something, I’ll say it just like she does. You want me to hold the butterrrr ... 🍋

  • @tjs597
    @tjs597 9 років тому +24

    a young jack at his best.

  • @NewEnglandViews
    @NewEnglandViews 5 років тому +16

    After he left he said “is this as good as it gets?” Fact

  • @Miler97487
    @Miler97487 2 місяці тому

    I frequently drive on I-5 in Eugene, Oregon past the Denny's and every time I see it, I can't help but think of the diner scene.

  • @josianexyz
    @josianexyz 9 років тому +6

    Classic scene from a classic movie, wish they made more like that.

  • @cometogetherfilm
    @cometogetherfilm 14 років тому +7

    I love this movie and this scene rocks! This short 2-minute scene represents not only Jack at his peak but the late sixties in every way, shape or form. I quote "I want you to hold it between you knees all the time!"

  • @johnzaccardi526
    @johnzaccardi526 3 роки тому +56

    Let's not overlook the woman who played the waitress. Damn good acting. Probably a very nice person in real life.

    • @smwca123
      @smwca123 2 роки тому +5

      Lorna Thayer. I don't know the character's name, but I think of her as "Miss N.O. Substitutions".

    • @kelseymathias3881
      @kelseymathias3881 2 роки тому +3

      yes!

    • @yad-thaddag
      @yad-thaddag Рік тому +4

      It's so well played that I can't even imagine her being nice! 😄

    • @kennethwayne6857
      @kennethwayne6857 Рік тому +4

      She reminds me of Eileen Heckart a bit.

    • @WintersWar
      @WintersWar 9 місяців тому +6

      I was on her side. hassling service people I can never abide by, and she does follow the bosses rules, she didn't make them up.

  • @opencurtin
    @opencurtin Рік тому +2

    An everyday situation that happens all over the world ,acted out brilliantly!

  • @cariqunyil
    @cariqunyil 14 років тому +7

    i read the obituary for the actress who played the waitress (Lorna Thayer). She was really pleased at how the scene developed a life of it's own and happy that it was the scene she was best known for (she was a supporting character in many movies previously). She channeled every bitch waitress she ever met into one character. So I guess Jack wasn't the only good actor in that scene.

  • @mako4874
    @mako4874 8 років тому +132

    god i hope i get to have this moment - just once in my life.

    • @maydom04
      @maydom04 8 років тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing ....these moments in life are gold.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 7 років тому +1

      Remember though, Nicholson's character just knocked the lemonades down, he didn't hit the waitress...

    • @oldgit4260
      @oldgit4260 6 років тому

      Lol you will. Plenty

    • @googleyeyed5814
      @googleyeyed5814 5 років тому

      You have to make that kind of moment. It doesn’t just happen to you. Seize it!

    • @careNsympathy
      @careNsympathy 5 років тому +14

      "My life's goal is to act like a belligerent asshole to a minimum wage worker." Cool!

  • @RubyTuesday717
    @RubyTuesday717 17 років тому +8

    The thing that's so great about this movie is that even though the Vietnam War is never mentioned, you get this very clear vision of what the 70s were like and the mercurial relationship between old-world conformatism and new-world diversity. This is the one scene that really shouts it.
    A great scene from a fantastic film.

  • @k.t.5405
    @k.t.5405 4 роки тому +5

    "I want ya to hold it between yer knees" BWUUUUUAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • @RubyTuesday717
    @RubyTuesday717 17 років тому +10

    Great clip from a great film. Some view this scene as an allegory for the Vietnam War--the older people are vehemently set on rules and tradition while the young ones rebel at their lack of control for their own choices.

  • @soylentteal
    @soylentteal 3 роки тому +2

    I used to go to a restaurant that had a cartoon of an angry chef holding a cleaver with the caption "Our chefs are the nicest people in the world unless they hear the word SUBSTITUTIONS!"

  • @afrosamuri05
    @afrosamuri05 9 років тому +62

    "WARNING" And guys don't ever pull this scene off at home on your mother you won't get the chance to storm out but you will black out.

    • @fideljones7582
      @fideljones7582 9 років тому +8

      Afro samurai thanks afro samurai! you saved the day

    • @thiscorrosion900
      @thiscorrosion900 6 років тому

      I brought you into this world and I can stuff a chicken into you in this world too....

    • @toyman81
      @toyman81 3 роки тому

      How True my friend, How True.

    • @charlescain2759
      @charlescain2759 3 роки тому

      Ha ha ha, good one!

    • @tomperkins5657
      @tomperkins5657 3 роки тому

      Depends on your momma.

  • @jameslisle7775
    @jameslisle7775 8 років тому +89

    Before Yelp.

    • @CooManTunes
      @CooManTunes 5 років тому

      If you use Yelp, then you're just an idiot. Those corrupt cocksuckers delete reviews. Google is the only place that doesn't delete reviews.

    • @alexandravillers143
      @alexandravillers143 5 років тому

      Hilarious comment !!

    • @JakeBor
      @JakeBor 3 роки тому

      @@CooManTunes My Google reviews have come up missing too, though.

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 3 роки тому +16

    At least he's willing to pay the chicken salad sandwich FULL PRICE. JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKING TOAST!

  • @soylentteal
    @soylentteal 5 років тому +8

    In “The Postman Always Rings Twice,” (same director), Nicholson goes into Lange’s place and orders toast. I always figured that was an in-joke.

  • @almarkthaolen9352
    @almarkthaolen9352 10 років тому +518

    She was rude anyway.

    • @goodmachines7743
      @goodmachines7743 9 років тому +45

      Not at first, though; the rudeness was based on frustration that Jack was making her job feel like a living hell.

    • @loricrockett-owens5117
      @loricrockett-owens5117 8 років тому +2

      👍

    • @loricrockett-owens5117
      @loricrockett-owens5117 8 років тому +3

      iwouldve flipped the table lol!

    • @ZoSo1973
      @ZoSo1973 6 років тому +29

      GoodMachines No, she was rude within the first 20 seconds “Well I’ll come back when you make up your mind”

    • @offrampt
      @offrampt 5 років тому +8

      She had other people - her regular customers - to wait on. Also, she might have been slightly uncomfortable with the young smart-alicky girls .

  • @john-o1g9p
    @john-o1g9p 7 місяців тому +1

    ''so many rules. so little humanity.
    50 years on and nothing has changed.

  • @janetholzlohner6578
    @janetholzlohner6578 5 років тому +14

    Im surprised he didnt ask for 4 fried chickens.. and some dry toast with a coke. Lol

    • @jacksongomez5116
      @jacksongomez5116 3 роки тому +2

      At least he didn't blaspheme in there, didn't blaspheme in there!

    • @ChadHolzhuter1288
      @ChadHolzhuter1288 3 роки тому +3

      Cuz this is my man, this is my restaurant, and you 2 are just gonna walk right out that door without your dry white toast.. without your 4 fried chickens.. and without the chicken salad!!!

    • @smnbee75
      @smnbee75 5 місяців тому

      Imagine trying to hold 4 chickens between your knees? 😳😏

  • @garrison968
    @garrison968 12 років тому +5

    This scene and the one where he is drinking for D. H. Lawrence in Easy RIder really made him a star.
    This scene was so emblematic of the era.

  • @FIGHTER8max
    @FIGHTER8max 17 років тому +7

    One of the greatest Jack Nicholson scenes!

  • @wattyler6128
    @wattyler6128 4 місяці тому

    This is always fascinating…54 years back in time!!

  • @RubyTuesday717
    @RubyTuesday717 17 років тому +17

    "I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well"
    --Kurt Cobain

  • @tomprovan50
    @tomprovan50 3 роки тому +1

    what a fantastic scene

  • @KnoxBlondie
    @KnoxBlondie 11 років тому +4

    They sure don't make movies like this anymore. Love it.

  • @cubdukat
    @cubdukat 4 роки тому +2

    Classic Nicholson...
    This scene and the one from "Carnal Knowledge" where he goes off on Ann-Margret were what made me a fan.

  • @Quinty5555
    @Quinty5555 11 років тому +4

    FanTASTIC that you could figure that all out and lie that down on her so you could come up with a way to get your toast FanTASTIC!

  • @wadeclark4187
    @wadeclark4187 5 років тому +2

    Is there anyone cooler than Jack Nicholson? No matter how old he gets he will always be the coolest guy in the room. Look in his eyes, man, its all in the eyes. That was how he scared everyone in The Shining, with those Nicholson stares.

  • @stumpycatvm7115
    @stumpycatvm7115 4 роки тому +3

    the best part of the movie is this scene, and the scene right before when they pick up Helena, from her on the road, The best 10 min or so of the whole movie- Karen Black was phenom

  • @socialdef3
    @socialdef3 11 років тому +1

    Just finished watching this movie. At first I though, "what am I doing watching this film?". Little by little, I was reminded of how I used to be, and in some ways, still am. A deeply profound movie for me in the end, in its own little way. Thanks!

  • @beefchops1400
    @beefchops1400 2 роки тому +15

    I’ve never had that experience personally when I’ve ordered food but I know people that have…..it’s absolutely absurd, it’s not unreasonable what Jack’s character was asking for! Lol

    • @simonsinistaj1917
      @simonsinistaj1917 Рік тому +5

      It’s a VERY normal order. In fact, the restaurant would be saving money by charging the same price for the omelette and substituting the potatoes for just a few slices of tomatoes. The fact that the waitress gave gave him a problem for such an easy order is absurd! Pissed me off! 😂

  • @garylivingston9052
    @garylivingston9052 3 роки тому +1

    This is a good movie, simple times.

  • @immah8tr51
    @immah8tr51 5 років тому +37

    Me thinks Jack is about to eat a whole lot of saliva. People, never do this to a server, it won't go well for you in the end.

    • @vinceiswatchingyou
      @vinceiswatchingyou 4 роки тому

      Funk em I am going to try it the next time I'm out in the community

    • @nunanagajugeo9499
      @nunanagajugeo9499 4 роки тому

      you think he'll return? lol

    • @johnspence8141
      @johnspence8141 3 роки тому +5

      @E VO sorry no one should take abuse, especially a server. He had a problem with the rules, talk to the manager. I've never seen a server get rude this fast, but had she been pleasant the whole time and Jack did this spiel, she would be 100% be in the right. Tip doesnt mean abuse, its people like you (and the two that thumbed up) who make the service industry more difficult than it has to be.

    • @tomperkins5657
      @tomperkins5657 3 роки тому +1

      Well said!

    • @fender892
      @fender892 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnspence8141 how about just following common sense and try to accommodate the CUSTOMER if it’s possible. He wasn’t asking for something incredibly difficult. The contention started with the server blowing off the customer without even trying to be accommodating. The frustration with this type of apathy on the part of the SERVICE industry is real and justified.

  • @llongdong
    @llongdong Рік тому +1

    YOU, are the caretaker. You’ve always been the caretaker.

  • @pete49327
    @pete49327 7 років тому +5

    one of Ingmar Bergman's favorite movies and scenes too.

  • @MissSovietBones
    @MissSovietBones 14 років тому +2

    I love how he says "shut up" here so calmly; it made me giggle and I don't know why, lol. He's beautiful in this movie too!

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 Рік тому

      Yes, he knows exactly what hes going to do and say and doesn't need to be interrupted.

  • @funkmike
    @funkmike 10 років тому +20

    All around the country, coast to coast
    People always say "what do you like most?"
    Well, I don't want to brag, I don't wanna boast
    I always tell them "I like toast"!

  • @shinjinobrave
    @shinjinobrave 2 роки тому +2

    We all used to hang out at a coffee shop called Poopie's up on the strip.

  • @Daniel-sh3os
    @Daniel-sh3os 2 роки тому +3

    It is ironic that this was one of his most famous scenes. No substitutions! His grandmother substituted for his mother and his mother pretended to be his older sister. A reporter broke the news to him when he was being interviewed by Time Magazine in 1975. He was amazed that the two women took the secret to their graves. It was another 5 years after this film before his other sister(aunt) confirmed it.
    He called his other sister(aunt) up and his sister's husband answered the phone. He exclaimed to him that you aren't going to believe what the reporter told him and the husband paused and said let me put your sister(aunt) on the phone.

  • @scottbrandts610
    @scottbrandts610 5 років тому +1

    YOU WANT THE TOAST?
    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOAST!!

  • @jamasianman
    @jamasianman 15 років тому +4

    That is just an amazing scene of conflict. A simple thing as ordering toast, and it becomes a classic scene of opposing forces.

  • @woodyjagla328
    @woodyjagla328 3 роки тому +1

    ,,,, you can see that Jack was preparing for a role in "As Good As It Gets" - LOL ! ,,,,,,, Jack, you are Legend !!!

  • @dannyurdb8616
    @dannyurdb8616 6 років тому +65

    Jack needs some anger management!

    • @redmoon9650
      @redmoon9650 5 років тому +5

      She needs some attitude management

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker 5 років тому +4

      Then it will be as good as it gets!

    • @rachaelk.5068
      @rachaelk.5068 5 років тому +1

      Simple. All he needs to do is get in contact with Buddy Rydell.

    • @ShannonLee1956
      @ShannonLee1956 5 років тому +4

      Goosfraba

    • @pelementmaker
      @pelementmaker 5 років тому +1

      before he ends up in a nuthouse

  • @resist4resist
    @resist4resist 2 роки тому +2

    The only other guy, who I can think of in place of Nicholson, would be Anton Chigurh.
    Waitress: "Did you not hear me? We cannot give no wheat toast over omelette!".
    Chigurh : "Call it!".

    • @Simone-Bucn
      @Simone-Bucn 5 місяців тому +2

      "Would you like to talk to the manager?"
      *Where does he work?*

    • @resist4resist
      @resist4resist 5 місяців тому

      @@Simone-Bucn "Would you like to talk to the manager?"
      Not in the sense you mean.💀

  • @solarsoltice9075
    @solarsoltice9075 5 років тому +8

    If you or I knocked everything off the table like that, around here, they would put you in jail.

    • @solarsoltice9075
      @solarsoltice9075 5 років тому +1

      They call, disorderly conduct.

    • @Raooka
      @Raooka 3 роки тому +1

      @@solarsoltice9075 disorderly conduct cause she couldn't take disorder of toast

    • @jsXanatos
      @jsXanatos 3 роки тому +1

      @@Raooka got em

  • @jamesl.anderson1384
    @jamesl.anderson1384 5 років тому +4

    Bobby : I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast.
    Waitress : [points at his menu] No substitutions.
    Bobby : What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
    Waitress : Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two, a plain omelette, it comes with cottage fries and rolls.
    Bobby : Yeah, I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want.
    Waitress : Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind
    Bobby : Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
    Waitress : I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.
    Bobby : What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
    Waitress : Would you like to talk to the manager?
    Palm Apodaca : Hey, mac...
    Bobby : Shut up.
    [to the waitress]
    Bobby : You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
    Waitress : I don't make the rules.
    Bobby : OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
    Waitress : A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
    Bobby : Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
    Waitress : You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
    Bobby : I want you to hold it between your knees.
    [Palm Apodaca sniggers]
    Waitress : [points at a sign behind her] You see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave! I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm!
    Bobby : You see this sign?
    [he sweeps all the glasses off the table onto the floor]

  • @LordoftheJimmy
    @LordoftheJimmy 14 років тому +11

    "I want you to hold it between your knees!"
    If you look up awesome in the dictionary they have Jack's picture in there.

    • @keithsmith4780
      @keithsmith4780 3 роки тому

      His picture is also next to the definition of “vulgar, self-centered asshole.” I mean, of course, the character, not Nicholson personally. For all I know the actor may be a charming non-asshole offscreen.

  • @TheAerostin
    @TheAerostin 11 років тому +3

    I ate at this Denny's for lunch today on the way back from Everfree and just found out about this. Now I feel good knowing that I had lunch at the location of a famous movie scene.

    • @rhelob
      @rhelob 5 років тому

      Eugene, Oregon right next to I-5.

    • @les4767
      @les4767 5 років тому

      Wow...I hope you ordered something that was on the menu....

  • @GWhizard
    @GWhizard 5 років тому +6

    "We order things you don't talk about at parties."

  • @rickredmond9847
    @rickredmond9847 3 роки тому +1

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOAST!!!!!!!! lol

  • @tonywalton1052
    @tonywalton1052 5 років тому +10

    "Do you have a toaster of some kind?"

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 10 місяців тому

    I've eaten at this Denny's! Exit 191 on I-5 in my hometown of Eugene, Oregon. I once lived less than a mile from this spot.

    • @haroldelrod8515
      @haroldelrod8515 8 місяців тому

      Did you sit at Jack’s table? Did you insist on having a side order of wheat toast? Did you hassle the waitress?

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 8 місяців тому

      @@haroldelrod8515 I should have 😄

  • @sushiromifune7096
    @sushiromifune7096 3 роки тому +16

    A waitress with a steel heart who refuses to order from a madman with an axe.

    • @caesarpizza1338
      @caesarpizza1338 5 місяців тому

      A unstoppable force meets a immovable object

  • @Gubalicious
    @Gubalicious 3 роки тому +2

    When he puts on the shades is when he goes full Jack Nicholson 😂