So lemme get this straight. She: -Finds out her parents are actually people who kidnapped her -Finds her real parents by posting on social media -Finds out her real parents are rich BUT NOT ONLY THAT. NO. There Rich AND human traffickers AND THEN HER PREVIOUS FAMILY ACTUALLY WORKS FOR HER REAL FAMILY? 😤..... Yea if that s*** is true there's no way in a mile dream cheated 🤣
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear eh
Why would the F.B.I tell you that you were kidnapped and not have a friggin list of cases to do a match on.... I was half tempted to beleive her parents were mythical creatures or aliens too
"How I came to find out I'm actually an alien from reverse inner space! My talking dog told me after he got my pregnant sister double pregnant!" Oh god, I hope I'm not giving anyone ideas.
Dang, guess it was the redditor who made the Isabelle copypasta who then asked Doofenshmirtz to make a dad-eating-inator that was actually a microwave but then was abducted in death
Mate, what I am going to tell you is a legit title for one of the stories on UA-cam . This girl was aroused by spiders . No joke this beach was aroused by spiders . I was fooking traumatized by the thumbnail alone .
I breathed air actually happened, then the story shifts into how I got evolved in the Russian mafia and became the leader, all because I could breathe air.
It actually kinda makes sense. Her real family gave it to their workers so they dont have to deal with her, but when the workers got discovered as kidnappers they had to take her back to not raise suspicion. This could be a good movie.
Did anyone else notice when she got a call from an unknown caller, the answer button was red and the decline button was green? 1:57 if you need the timestamp
It seems clear as day that the wording you are using to otherwise make sense of something such as an excuse and/or a reason that typically stands your point in a conversation with another human being of the same origin and/or a monster/other supernatural beings seems quite believable as long as the mind of the being can comprehend such literature and as long as your brain capacity can understand such material, I bid you, have a regal rest of your 12 hours, which added with 12 would make 24, which would mean that the amount of time in a day would be 24 hours. In other words, that is understandable, have a good day
I freakin love these stories. They're so bad and ridiculous both in storytelling and animation that I can't help but be entertained by them. And the fact that they're trying to say that all these stories are actual events that happened, well that's just the icing on the cake.
"my husband cheated on Shrek and married the goldfish."
Actually happened
@Joe Biden Hiden Your Kids no one cares
My wife betrayed me to obi-wan (actually happened)
What actually happened to actually happened though?
@@rainflyroad1400 did he delete his comment?
(Police called)
Fake story channels be like:
I got rich after I killed my boyfriends mailman’s dog at age 14
I ate lizards for 30 days and got superpowers from them
I got pregnant from eating fries
How I discovered America got infiltrated by communist spies who slept with people.
(Answer: the news)
@@kaobiugwu435 i ate 1 lizards every day for a month and i can walk on walls
Next story: I survived from John Wick's attacks
*Storytimes be like: "My dog got my wife pregnant and then I figured out my dog is my long lost brother who became a gamer girl"*
And also had a UA-cam channel with 15 million subscribers, along with commiting the act of 10/12
@Lo Plus17
In youtube storytimes, anything is possible, and i mean *anything*
More likely to happen than the story told in this video tbh
@@koencagurangan3256 "I'm a real life alien true story"
@Lo Plus17 what that's never happened to you?
So lemme get this straight.
She:
-Finds out her parents are actually people who kidnapped her
-Finds her real parents by posting on social media
-Finds out her real parents are rich BUT NOT ONLY THAT. NO. There Rich AND human traffickers
AND THEN HER PREVIOUS FAMILY ACTUALLY WORKS FOR HER REAL FAMILY?
😤.....
Yea if that s*** is true there's no way in a mile dream cheated 🤣
Yeah lol
*truth has left the chat, and will not be returning anytime soon*
ha i made it not 169 likes L ez
“UA-cam storytimes are horrible”
Ice is frozen water
Yea it's like me becoming evil.
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear eh
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Or water is liquid vapor
ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
UA-cam stories be like: “How I survived a nuclear bomb using a box of tissues.”
Lol
@@scratchsoft2347 todays fridges dont have lead lining so ah being in a fridge wont do anything
True🤣😂
It isnt impossible 🤨
Now that... I'd like to know, teach me your world magic man.
“UA-cam storytimes are terrible”
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
Together we can stop this
Please spread the word
Yea u smart
If you're sick and taking a medicine it takes you a week to recover and if not it will take you 7 days...
@@DickTator6969 lol
“UA-cam storylines are horrible”
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
The odds that the 30 people who disliked the video where trolls is 100%
A Turtle also hates UA-cam storytimes.
Yes
Why are you everywhere. Shouldn't you be choking on a plastic can holder or something?
@@junglefalcon2655 BAHAHAHAH
This guy again
Chocolate milk is now migga
Storytime: That one time I illegally entered a Venezuelan poker tournament and ended up on the United Nations watchlist for crimes against humanity
That actually sounds like something worth listening to.
Relatable
I hate it when that happens. So much harder to commit crimes against humanity when they're expecting it.
Y does your pfp and name for so well
UA-cam is slowly becoming like Tik Tok with the “Stories” slides
At least the content is better than TikTok
@Lo Plus17 Simps
@Lo Plus17 well there is an alarming number of simps on twitch and less on UA-cam so with that big of an army so UA-cam x twitch would win
I get shopping ads like you would on Google, but on youtube, and it depends what I search for just like the search on google shopping tab.
We got optimus so it way better than tik tok
Why would the F.B.I tell you that you were kidnapped and not have a friggin list of cases to do a match on.... I was half tempted to beleive her parents were mythical creatures or aliens too
The titles be like: Me and my refrigerator want to begin a relationship but my oven is getting in the way of our love
Still a better love story than Twilight
@@jakeflacari3263 I can’t disagree
New Life update
-patched kidnapping glitch
-fixed parenting
-optimus can quit at random times
Storytime: how I became my girlfriend's grandpa.
No no no its "how my grandpa became my wife's brother"
“How my grandpa became my daughter”
More like how my grandfather gave birth to my younger uncle in Japan.
No no no that makes too much sense it should be " how my girlfriends dog became my dad's cousins grandpa "
Sweet home Alabama
Optimus: UA-cam is the best place for story’s
Redditors:
Optimus:”UA-cam storytimes are horrible”
You cannot breathe in space
*- or can you?*
So... um your username
@@luluvolvio1655 yeah?
yes
@@finallychangedmyname3614 I hold my Breath when I'm in space
"How I survived being decapitated, *twice,* while being attacked by a shark"
Opitmus: UA-cam storytimes are horrible
Me: Grass grows, birds sing and every 60s a minute passes
Tomatoes are fruit
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, your a real freakin embarrassment.
"UA-cam storytimes are horrible"
Sleeping is just a free trial of Death.
I wonder if this is one "how I ate the moon and paid the price"
He consumed the moon made of cheese, and then the space store said “you need to pay for that”
"I'm allergic to living"
*actually happened*
I'm allergic to allergies you know
The next story will be "I ate a bagel and then my father blew up bangladesh"
"UA-cam storytimes are horrible"
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
And water is wet.
@@steventurnick6588 and tomatoes are fruit
And rain is water
@@legocommandercody800 and snow is cold.
@@Pinkninja0708 W E L L A C T U A L L Y
**banging on door**
"*FBI OPEN UP!!!*"
**FBI breaks open door**
"What's going on?!"
"You're adopted."
*sad*
“UA-cam storytimes are horrible”
People are born on their birthday
Evey 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
@@kayruwijaya3901 tomatoes are fruit
“I haven’t seen a VHS player since 2009” I had the same exact thought while you said that.
“UA-cam story times are horrible”
“Did you know that if you’re enemies with someone, you hate them?”
"My girlfriend cheated on me with a clownfish and then married Shrek"
Wow dude you just slightly changed the thing of a top comment
"How I came to find out I'm actually an alien from reverse inner space! My talking dog told me after he got my pregnant sister double pregnant!" Oh god, I hope I'm not giving anyone ideas.
No one:
UA-cam Storytimes: "My sister made me a scarf so i sold her liver on the black market
“UA-cam Storytimes are horrible”
*People die when they are killed*
How do you know that they die? What if they can still feel?
Just because your correct doesn't mean your right
yeah they are so fake like if the first one was real and happened to me in the report I would've took a dna test then post the names of my parents
from the test
"UA-cam stories are horrible"
Hm.... Yes... The floor here is made out of floor
Dead meme
Jiji of jojo
“I married Lightning McQueen and now I can defeat Thanos in a 1v1!”
Everyone: “Yes Opti, we know.”
Me: He said we’re his favorites ◔◡◔
“UA-cam Storytime Channels are terrible”
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
Together we can stop this!
Together we can stop this!
A peanut isn't a nut
Stolen comment
@@Brunzner i actually didn’t see anyone write the comment but if someone did i didn’t see
*I divorced my dog when aliens abducted my dad after he was eaten by a microwave.*
Dang, guess it was the redditor who made the Isabelle copypasta who then asked Doofenshmirtz to make a dad-eating-inator that was actually a microwave but then was abducted in death
They said “you must be their victim” as if in kidnapping cases you discover who the kidnapper is before the victim
"The time the Avengers saved my life"
*sad ending*
“UA-cam Storytimes Are Horrible”
*Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.*
UA-cam Storytime titles be like: my imaginary friend got my bicycle pregnant
In the middle of watching this and I got a call from Pennsylvania. I hung up, lol, usually just calls for a car I never owned to begin with.
“I failed art school, so I started a world war!”
Wait-
Wait, ooooh
Ive seen this one before
No you didn't. NO YOU DIDN'T
Underrated comment
R/cursed comments sheep noise
7:26 love this guy, just roasting Dream for no reason
“The Day I Found Out My Grandma Was Actually My Uncle”,
ooooooh
Mate, what I am going to tell you is a legit title for one of the stories on UA-cam . This girl was aroused by spiders . No joke this beach was aroused by spiders . I was fooking traumatized by the thumbnail alone .
@Micheal Hawkins lovely platform we have here am I right
nobody?:
absolutly NOBODY?:
me become entrepenor at my first month birthday
5:40 Can we all take a minute of silence to admire that ferrari 458- toyota yaris colaboration?
Storytime: I got killed in a school shooting and survived.
Optimus brain the whole time.
"Everything ain't addin up"
“Every minute 60 seconds passes”
No every second 60 minute passes
“I escaped the demonic grasp of the IRS”
We see here a story that suggests someone did the impossible.
“my mom was killed by french fries in atlantis next to thomas edison”
I breathed air actually happened, then the story shifts into how I got evolved in the Russian mafia and became the leader, all because I could breathe air.
3017: “I defeated god at age 2 weeks”
It actually kinda makes sense. Her real family gave it to their workers so they dont have to deal with her, but when the workers got discovered as kidnappers they had to take her back to not raise suspicion. This could be a good movie.
You’re my favorite person on the internet
Story booth is the only story time animation channel that takes real request from real people
These stories have probabilities that make dream look legit
7:26 Oppie, boi, you’re ruthless
“UA-cam storylines are horrible”
………Yeah and Tomatoes are fruit
@@scratchsoft2347 no I don’t like the UA-cam storylines, and tomatoes are actually fruit
Usual Story times starter pack
- horrible animation
- horrible sounds
- super cringe and reality defying storylines
UA-cam should have a trophie system for the first 3 people with a gold silver and bronze trophies so we can really see who is first
I just about spit out my food when he said "Agent Doofenshmirtz".
"UA-cam storytimes are horrible"
So people get demonetized on UA-cam
imagine a kidnapping couple that kidnaps a baby and then invests like $100,000 into raising them and sending them to college.
"UA-cam storytimes are awful"
"This comment is unfunny"
Did anyone else notice when she got a call from an unknown caller, the answer button was red and the decline button was green?
1:57 if you need the timestamp
*UA-cam story times are horrible*
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, A minute passes*
Stom this meme is dead
That jumped the shark so quickly that I couldn't comprehend what was happening. Thanks for explaining
When the fbi comes to tell u, u adopted.
“UA-cam animation stories are terrible”
Nothing is ever on fire, fire is on things...
These stories have so much cap that I can’t explain it
"Animated storytimes are horrible"
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐚 𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐚
Optimus is like a podcast. Ngl i would Rather watch/listen to him rather than my radio and\or fox/abc/CNN news
If I watch him a little longer, then his facts will increase my knowledge.
Pass
Guys my bearded dragons second cousin twice removed met shrek once and they blew up the deathstar together, it really happened bro
“UA-cam storytimes are horrible”
The rainbow has 6 colors.
It does?
Seven
@Lo Plus17 red, orange, yellow, green, blue, INDIGO, VIOLET
Who actually picks up the phone when you get a call from an unknown number?
Is he still on that "my mom breastfeeds me at 16" story 😭😭 lol
Seriously that story is completely garbage
"UA-cam story times are horrible"
H²O is water
"UA-cam Stories are fake"
Y E S.
I saw this and was thinking the same thing as everybody else. And I never forgave them (fake animated stories) for mocking Diesel patches.
Plot twist: optimus landed on the moon with his parents and rode a unicorn back to earth
Hmm
make sense tbh
It seems clear as day that the wording you are using to otherwise make sense of something such as an excuse and/or a reason that typically stands your point in a conversation with another human being of the same origin and/or a monster/other supernatural beings seems quite believable as long as the mind of the being can comprehend such literature and as long as your brain capacity can understand such material, I bid you, have a regal rest of your 12 hours, which added with 12 would make 24, which would mean that the amount of time in a day would be 24 hours.
In other words, that is understandable, have a good day
@@Iris-jm3tt uh ok
Best play was Optimus camping for two kills and getting killed after leaving. Boi 👏
Story time: " How I became my son's grandson"
"i was drafted into the special forces after i disrespected my pet snake"
I love this content more than I love my parents
That’s sad
My parents love Optimus more than they love me
@Taylor swift SUCKS!!! what are your opinions on Taylor swift?
My parents are melons
Your parents when they read this:
You immediately know it's fake if the character refers to social media as "social media" instead actual brands.
There is this guy named Luna who makes pretty good story time commentaries
Only storytime based guy I watch
"Your family is not a real family."
Pretty sure social services would let you know before the FBI
I'm sorry if anyone is just now finding out about storytimes
Their stories be like: "My cousin made my great grandpa pregnant after I cheated on him".
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
Dream has been very quiet since this video
Uploading so fast woah
Homie u win ur first
0:18 So the story about Flash McQueen's death was true ?
Oo
1st
oO
@@maargela correct
“The odds are lower than Dream getting that legit speedrun”
I’m his favorite people on the internet
@Taylor swift SUCKS!!! No u
I freakin love these stories. They're so bad and ridiculous both in storytelling and animation that I can't help but be entertained by them. And the fact that they're trying to say that all these stories are actual events that happened, well that's just the icing on the cake.