Tesla's goose is cooked - despite share price rally | Auto Expert John Cadogan

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @AutoExpertJC
    @AutoExpertJC  День тому +16

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    • @joeschmuccatelli2167
      @joeschmuccatelli2167 День тому

      buy Toyota and sleep sound

    • @rrrandommman
      @rrrandommman День тому +1

      High speed, low drag.

    • @YodaWhat
      @YodaWhat День тому

      I guess Electric Jesus &co will have its swan song accompanied by Black Sabbath replays of such classics as Electric Funeral, and ironically, Iron Man. 🤦‍♂️

    • @MMPCTV
      @MMPCTV 16 годин тому

      Ellie May for the win.

    • @HeavenKnowsImMiserableNo-vu4dn
      @HeavenKnowsImMiserableNo-vu4dn 15 годин тому

      Best advert I’ve ever heard. Much better gold than the Tesla wheels.

  • @JohnStrange-q8r
    @JohnStrange-q8r 17 годин тому +17

    But he knows more about manufacturing than anyone alive. You ask him.

    • @ozyrob1
      @ozyrob1 9 годин тому

      What a tool

    • @blueyhis.zarsoff1147
      @blueyhis.zarsoff1147 6 годин тому

      If he doesnt know I think he will find out on day 2, day 3 factory started, day 4, production.
      Who else on the planet has even come close?

    • @ozyrob1
      @ozyrob1 5 годин тому

      @@blueyhis.zarsoff1147 Musk always claims the credit for the engineers who work for him. I once heard him say he makes life support systems for space craft. What a delusional claim. His engineers did it. He's an entrepreneur who heavily invested in science. That's all.

  • @williamkennedy3837
    @williamkennedy3837 День тому +109

    Musk is a genius, he figured out how to flece rich people at a totally unprecedented rate.

    • @KirkLand-w4l
      @KirkLand-w4l День тому +8

      I don't know whether to feel amused or worried that wealth doesn't necessarily correlate with wisdom, for these people are often the ones financing the politicians making legislation.

    • @DHW256
      @DHW256 День тому +3

      He's also fleeced less wealthy, ordinary, and poor folks through the political class's alternative energy and EV mandates. We're all stuck paying for his machinations, though I neither blame him nor envy him -- I very seriously considered the same path.

    • @zwerko
      @zwerko День тому +3

      Fleecing government bodies and tax payers is much more of his forte than fleecing rich folks... His businesses are primarily propped by subsidies, tax cuts and hype which are impacting 'regular folks' far more than rich investors...

    • @jsnx9067
      @jsnx9067 День тому

      @@zwerko yeah the stock price is based on the "subsidies". how are you people this stupid?

    • @Freerider93
      @Freerider93 День тому

      he's actual fleecing all Americans since his businesses are all government funded

  • @DerykRobosson
    @DerykRobosson День тому +133

    "Who's going to fact check you later?", asked John. Thunderf00t, of course.

    • @marca90210
      @marca90210 День тому +2

      Struck a chord? Not keen on reality?

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman День тому +13

      Who you going to call
      Thunderf00t

    • @blackguy-ij7ij
      @blackguy-ij7ij День тому +24

      Got full self driving yet? You should have had it by 2017

    • @pablorages1241
      @pablorages1241 День тому +6

      Foot has MDS

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman День тому +22

      @@blackguy-ij7ij Full self driving is old hack. The horse tram going across the causeway from Victor Harbour to Granite Island. The driver collects fares while while the horse drives unattended, something a Tesla can not do.

  • @shatbad2960
    @shatbad2960 День тому +93

    To be fair, he is the most successful vapourware salesman ever....

    • @richardweyland116
      @richardweyland116 День тому +6

      Con man.

    • @craigquann
      @craigquann День тому +5

      @shatbad2960 the guy literally caught a reusable booster out of thin air, has objectively the best EV of any manufacturer and his robots are able to walk on 2 legs and serve drinks at a bar. Remote control or not, that's insane robotics. John needs to remove his head from his ass. The jealousy is childish.

    • @dmclegg66
      @dmclegg66 День тому

      Give it time Musk's down fall is in motion he has always been a loser he only made people think he was smart even the fan boys are leaving he will be broke within 5 yrs.

    • @graigfaison9568
      @graigfaison9568 День тому +2

      Uann: Completely agree. Elon is the next Steve Jobs but 10xed. Everyone is just jealous

    • @quitetired
      @quitetired День тому +8

      @@craigquann the guy did not, people he hired did. Human assisted robots poured drinks. Many other robotics manufacturers also nailed walking bots. Some of us think that fawning over a grifter despite the evidence of his endless bs, is childish. He's one of the biggest welfare queens in the USA

  • @tgb-nm8yd
    @tgb-nm8yd День тому +55

    Hello from the Netherlands. My prediction: Biggest class action lawsuit in history. Think of the all the people who paid for full self driving...

    • @George_Shonia
      @George_Shonia День тому

      you're cooked if you're that smart in your daily basis

    • @peglor
      @peglor День тому +2

      And all the people who put a 25k deposit down for a Roadster...

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 День тому +2

      Yep , imagine paying all that money over and above the cost of the car for full self drive and you still have to drive it :) , there's a sucker born every minute :) .

    • @George_Shonia
      @George_Shonia День тому +1

      @@mikldude9376 it's called supervised cause it needs training, as it gets trained more & more, it gets better, but if you are too concern about it, just buy GM cruise or ask to waymo to sell their cars to you

    • @markbrown8097
      @markbrown8097 День тому +1

      Fool self driving

  • @NexGen-3D
    @NexGen-3D День тому +28

    I work for Continental, and I can assure you we do not manufacture gold walled tyres....

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      Hmmm, so only just whitewalls then? Too bad, glow in the dark tires would be so futuristic 😂jk

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec День тому +2

      ​@@IndyAvocadoKid
      On the side note some reflective security markings on the side of tyres could be a safety bonus.

  • @stevesanelli90
    @stevesanelli90 День тому +38

    Electric Jesus is a thermal runaway special.

    • @DrJuan-ev8lu
      @DrJuan-ev8lu День тому

      To be honest, gassers also burn up too.
      Tesla's just need a battery with built in fire extinguisher.
      That and a fire escape.

  • @entropyachieved750
    @entropyachieved750 День тому +50

    This was a real banger John, its for exactly this kind of takedown with no holds that I tune in. Can't wait for the next one

  • @Eh-Mungu-Nguvu-Yetu-q8p
    @Eh-Mungu-Nguvu-Yetu-q8p День тому +56

    Aren't these the same robot taxis that Tesla was supposed to have a million of them by 2020? Or is this another one

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      I think these are different ones, specialized 2 seater taxis with no steering wheel or other controls apparently, and luggage capacity for maybe one person’s airline luggage. The taxi companies were considering buying lots of these to use, but car rental data from a certain company made them change their minds😂jk but the photos look like props from the ‘I robot’ movie, especially that art-deco party bus. The movie robots had a face tho, more harmless and human looking and less killer robot type of appearance from a sci-fi movie😂jk

    • @julieta203
      @julieta203 День тому +3

      same but different the first ones where based on the model 3 these have their designs completely ripped of from I.Robot and Bladerunner

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      @@julieta203 Bladerunner lol, let me know when these things can just fly then😂😆🤣jk but the original Bladerunner movie was set in 2019, where's the flying cars, the realistic androids, the skyscraper sized moving billboards. C'mon guys, at least give me a noodle shop every 100 feet in LA like in the movie🤔😏😆

    • @rolop847
      @rolop847 День тому

      I think they should sue him​@@julieta203

    • @markbrown8097
      @markbrown8097 День тому

      ​@@IndyAvocadoKidon Mars at Elon's colony, obviously. 😂😂

  • @RadicalRickEntertainment
    @RadicalRickEntertainment День тому +39

    "Hey.....(whistle) come here Cybercab!!!!"
    Cybercab equipped with cutting edge Tesla tech runs over human before opening it's door.

    • @gavinb9627
      @gavinb9627 День тому +2

      At least it won't break into your house after taking you to the airport.

    • @michaelnorth3666
      @michaelnorth3666 День тому +3

      ​@@gavinb9627Don't bet on it..!

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      Self parking cars of any brand also seems like a expensive insurance claim in waiting because someones car got damaged while self parking🤔🙄😒

    • @DrJuan-ev8lu
      @DrJuan-ev8lu День тому

      They might get a lot of use if they were washed down inside between uses. As soon as the welfare politicians start handing out credit cards, bums will occasionally need to heave or take a dump in the back seat. The AI guidance system better be able to smell !

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander 17 годин тому

      @@IndyAvocadoKid Not to mention a squished rug rat on a tricycle.

  • @snakeplissken1754
    @snakeplissken1754 День тому +38

    This ev bus looks like a toaster.. and will even more so when thick smoke and flames shoot out it's roof at one point.
    But hey, it has golden paint.

    • @michaelnorth3666
      @michaelnorth3666 День тому +3

      And the passengers burnt charcoal finish...!

    • @snakeplissken1754
      @snakeplissken1754 День тому +5

      @@michaelnorth3666 Gives me also some brazen bull vibes. As i assume the doors won´t open in the event of a battery runaway.

    • @Toaster-v1z
      @Toaster-v1z День тому +2

      The worst part is you have to duck down to exit😂

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому +2

      @@Toaster-v1zthe design is so wonky, like having such low ground clearance that potholes would cause the bottom undercarriage to get all scraped up in days (you could have it rise up during travel, but the demo didn’t seem to show that)🤔🙄😏

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse День тому +3

      @@michaelnorth3666the passengers pop out through a hatch in the roof when they’re done cooking.

  • @ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars
    @ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars День тому +22

    A bus designed by someone who never catches the bus.

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      FWIW, pretty impressive interior, never seen a bus interior that looks like it was designed by Gulfstream Aerospace😂jk

    • @markbrown8097
      @markbrown8097 День тому +3

      ​@@IndyAvocadoKidwith comparable costs?😂😮

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому +2

      @@markbrown8097 ahaha, probably just as expensive! Its a corporate SUV jet that lost its wings and grew wheels🤔😏😂

    • @MrBrendanrex
      @MrBrendanrex 20 годин тому

      Yeah, because you might end up sitting next to a mass murderer. How does that not also apply to robovan?

  • @DoncasterKid
    @DoncasterKid День тому +15

    John, that was the funniest and best video you have ever done. 👌. I'm downloading it for my personal legacy channel so my family in the 25th century can literally kack themselves stupid over our automotive history 😅😅

    • @artistictemperament
      @artistictemperament День тому +1

      It was the description of driving the kids to school in a vehicle reminiscent of a "railway urinal" 😂😂 that cracked me up!!

  • @michaelswonderfulworld
    @michaelswonderfulworld День тому +19

    WARNING: Will Robinson, WARNING...

  • @GrahamCStrouse
    @GrahamCStrouse День тому +9

    They didn’t just paint the wheels. They painted the tires.

    • @xjet
      @xjet День тому

      Even my grandkids don't go over the lines when they're colouring-in. 😛

  • @Reprint001
    @Reprint001 День тому +20

    I carried a tub of butter, a large bottle of milk and a jar of marmalade from the table to the kitchen and fridge the other day and put them all away in one journey without having to put anything down. When a personal robot can be demonstrated doing that incredibly basic task in exactly the same way, with no human intervention, I'll be impressed. Alas at the moment it would need to make three journeys, take about 20 minutes and there's a chance I'd have melted butter, chilled marmalade and off milk once it was done.
    There will need no useful roboslave for that is exactly what they are) in the next 20 years.

    • @waynerobertson511
      @waynerobertson511 День тому +5

      Those sort of robots, are for people who want a slave, without the ethical issues.
      I think they should get their arses off the couch and do it themselves.

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      I agree with you, plus I’ve seen humans at restaurants in the 1980s carry so many plates of food that maybe 4 robots would be needed for one table🤔😏😊

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      @@waynerobertson511you're right, plus one of the chores seems to be watering plants, plants grow better when tended by caring humans who even talk to us ( we plants get lonely so the attention is nice👍😊). That’s why I always have a pleasant conversation with my cactus friend while I dump a cup of fresh water on his head🤔😏😂jk

  • @DoubtingThomas-mx8sl
    @DoubtingThomas-mx8sl День тому +31

    I wonder if the 4 people that were cremated in a Tesl@ recently kept their THERMAL RUN-AWAY 🔥 FIRE EXTINGUISHER in their frunk ???

    • @peterjones6322
      @peterjones6322 День тому +1

      I believe there has never ever been a person burned to death in an ICE vehicle 👍

    • @Alantj22
      @Alantj22 День тому +3

      @@peterjones6322 5-600 a year in the US alone.

    • @DrJuan-ev8lu
      @DrJuan-ev8lu День тому +3

      Solution: Ejection Seats !

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 День тому +3

      @@peterjones6322 Well to be fair , there are 2 billion ice vehicles or there abouts on the planet , some ranging anything up to 50 years old in various states of maintenance , meanwhile EVs in total are barely even a fraction of 1 % of vehicles on the planet , and most EVs are quite new in comparison , i have no doubt the numbers of EV barbeques will steadily rise as there becomes more of them .

    • @stephanmeier1613
      @stephanmeier1613 20 годин тому

      @@peterjones6322 Of course there have. Some of us are old enough to remember the Ford Pinto fiasco. Ford barely lived that one down. Indeed all manufacturers make mistakes and are reluctant to spend the money to fix them. Somehow though, Tesla seems to get a pass, and that is what bothers me. I am not anti-EV, in fact we own a Nissan Leaf as well as a plug-in Hybrid. When the model 3 first came out I almost bought one. The lack of manual latches in the rear which meant my kids would have had no escape in a crash with power failure (common) was a deal-breaker for me... Manual releases on ALL doors are a must to me. But to each their own...

  • @stephensalt6787
    @stephensalt6787 14 годин тому +4

    A Tesla fan boy was telling me (commenting on my opinion of electric trucks) that the Tesla semi can do 500 miles on a charge and they’d been shown in Germany prior to roll out and eventual conquest of the European market, I remain unconvinced.

    • @DoubtingThomas-mx8sl
      @DoubtingThomas-mx8sl 12 годин тому +4

      @@stephensalt6787 500 miles or 1800 degrees, whichever they reach first?

    • @stephensalt6787
      @stephensalt6787 12 годин тому

      @@DoubtingThomas-mx8sl 🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @martinavery3979
      @martinavery3979 11 годин тому

      36 delivered to customers, but I thought it was 37, seems one of them disappeared. Nikola is doing a lot better

  • @johntilsley9111
    @johntilsley9111 День тому +13

    No windows means that you don't have to cover your eyes while travelling in this contraption.

  • @andystewart7436
    @andystewart7436 День тому +23

    Just a note , the red outline on your thumbnail , makes it look like I've already watched it , probably not the intention.
    Cheers

  • @mikapeltokorpi7671
    @mikapeltokorpi7671 День тому +15

    Only 2.5% of Cybertruck preorders have been completed, but now the list is completed (I am inferring 97.5% of the CT preorders cancelled). Notably in the earnings call, Tesla/Musk did not address how this "future of Tesla EV" will sell in the future.

    • @DrJuan-ev8lu
      @DrJuan-ev8lu День тому

      Ironically, the stainless steel body is reminiscent of the DeLorean.

  • @joerudnik9290
    @joerudnik9290 День тому +5

    You are so right. If the electric vehicles were a serious option, there would be major amounts of charging infrastructure throughout the country. Instead, pie in the sky predictions, and major flaws in design. The electric pickup truck has been likened to a dumpster. An electric taxi, would be a frightening experience.😡

  • @pradeepmagan6951
    @pradeepmagan6951 День тому +36

    Interesting that no one checks Tesla’s financial results as looks like another Enron, noted that the last two CFO resigned and cashed in their shares

    • @santoshrathod123
      @santoshrathod123 День тому +3

      They just made $2b in profit. lol Enron.

    • @hdmccart6735
      @hdmccart6735 День тому

      @@santoshrathod123 Had a stroke 2 months ago. I also find it difficult to extrapolate.

    • @gloofisearch
      @gloofisearch День тому

      Yep, I thought the exact same thing. Firing 14k people, lots of unsold cars in lots in US and the Cybertruck only sold maybe 2% of the original orders. Enron, ah, excuse me, Elon is going down at some point. Let's just hope Trump is not elected as otherwise, Elon will have even more money and a Presidential pardon in his pocket.

    • @tedkay5272
      @tedkay5272 День тому

      Oh please 😂😂😂

    • @robertwoodhouse-bm7kt
      @robertwoodhouse-bm7kt День тому +2

      $33bn in cash and minimal debt, Enron was the other way round

  • @dazdoestip6459
    @dazdoestip6459 День тому +24

    I bet that cyber cab is a two seater because someone in the back was driving it 😂

    • @tullochgorum6323
      @tullochgorum6323 День тому

      No need. The driving was geofenced over intensely surveyed fake roads with no traffic in good weather using GPS. No relation to real free FSD, which his own engineers, testifying under oath to regulators, have conceded is nowhere on the horizon. Fake FSD, Fake van. Fake robot. Same old grift.

    • @javelinXH992
      @javelinXH992 День тому +2

      @@dazdoestip6459 The driver is hidden in the frunk. They unlock it and let him out at the end of the shift.

    • @zwerko
      @zwerko День тому

      It was fully driven by AI. Another Indian.

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому +1

      @@javelinXH992Poor guy, that sounds worse than wearing a costume at Disneyland during hot Summer weather🤔😏😂

  • @meditationMakesMeCranky
    @meditationMakesMeCranky День тому +6

    "Electric jesus!" My new favorite way to call musk!

  • @jonbowes5999
    @jonbowes5999 День тому +6

    John you have outdone yourself, reading this after Q3 results this stand up comedy has been elevated substantially... Please do keep providing us with content that displays your "Expert" status so vividly it has had me on the floor rolling in laughter yet again.... Well done!

  • @nancylivengood1581
    @nancylivengood1581 День тому +9

    I was passed by a pink Tesla on my way back from Austin. I spent the next 40 miles contemplating what sort of synapses had to have occurred in the grey matter in order for someone to come to the conclusion that buying it was actually a good idea.

    • @MattBlack6
      @MattBlack6 18 годин тому

      I'd say they wrapped it pink. Which of course has a very negative impact on resale. Because it's not free to remove the wrap.

    • @nancylivengood1581
      @nancylivengood1581 8 годин тому

      @@MattBlack6 Next to the thing they call a truck, it has to be the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the road! My horse would laugh me out of the barn and refuse to load in the trailer if I ever showed up with a Tesla “truck.”

    • @MattBlack6
      @MattBlack6 34 хвилини тому

      @@nancylivengood1581 I laugh at Americans calling utility pick ups a "truck". I mean 18 wheelers lol, the smallest trucks here are almost always 22 wheelers. And the generally it's rarer these days to see them on the highways. You'll usually see 34 wheeled B doubles.
      This is a truck.
      ua-cam.com/video/tmKJ5PffABc/v-deo.htmlsi=pyU0MG-AjEoA6Kd2

  • @stusue9733
    @stusue9733 День тому +9

    Here for the comments :)

  • @VintageCars
    @VintageCars 9 годин тому +2

    Hey John, as the self professed car expert can you list the top 5 most profitable car manufacturers in the world that dont have massive debt?
    Or list the 3 top selling EV's in America?
    Or the best selling car in the world?
    Or the best selling EV in the world?
    Do you know John?

  • @andrewwhittaker43
    @andrewwhittaker43 Годину тому +1

    Their revenue up 8% last quarter I think that’s not happening to VW and Toyota

  • @scottmurray247
    @scottmurray247 День тому +15

    No windows robovan, like a coffin on wheels with extra headroom.

    • @waynerussell6401
      @waynerussell6401 12 годин тому

      Windows on all four walls and ceiling!
      Don't rely on a Tesla Bear for information.
      Has not even heard of air shocks and steer by wire!

  • @Cloxxki
    @Cloxxki День тому +12

    Coast to coast USA road trip unassisted by 2017! Promised in 2017 itself.

  • @graemeottey
    @graemeottey День тому +8

    Wasn’t the big one from Ireland? Rob O’Van.

  • @laughingjackaso8163
    @laughingjackaso8163 15 годин тому +2

    I don't believe a single thing EJ says, due to most of it being purely for share price boosting, usually.
    On the design front, the car looks like a modified current model cut+paste with a gold material added for the render. The 'bus' however has a nice art deco look, i think. Of course it is completely useless as a bus, for the reasons you mentioned. But when have the two required principles of good design, Form & Function, ever held back EJ?
    so, does the wee-robot come with every cyber-urinal?

  • @wernerheikohenning3754
    @wernerheikohenning3754 День тому +5

    Does anyone remember Checker Motor Corporation? They built real cabs and were not run by a guy who publicly smokes weed.

    • @simonoakley5102
      @simonoakley5102 День тому +2

      What's wrong with smoking weed cant be that bad if millions off people smoke it .. but I bet you think booze is great for you ?

    • @DrJuan-ev8lu
      @DrJuan-ev8lu День тому +1

      The first car designed for a million miles.
      Bet that electric cars will do that someday not too far away.
      They will be super when they figure out how to prevent battery fires ... or put them out quicker.
      Fifty percent more range with fast charging will come out in just a few years and end ICE.

    • @markbrown8097
      @markbrown8097 День тому +1

      ​@@DrJuan-ev8luI think I heard that same spiel a few years ago.

    • @Vacaiable
      @Vacaiable 22 години тому

      @@DrJuan-ev8lu I agree with everything you said, except that the range extension will happen in the next 12 months and not take a few years. This demented UA-camr provides no technical details, no real analysis, it's just a personal rant. It occurs to me that most of the mainly men commenting here, are just angry with their own lives because they have done nothing, will do nothing and are very bitter. The best thing to say about this idiot youtuber is that he gives an outlet for the losers who hate anyone as successful as Elon Musk.

  • @gocrowz
    @gocrowz День тому +72

    If a Cyber truck backed over Elon Musk in a forest….would anyone care?

    • @aussieideasman8498
      @aussieideasman8498 День тому +13

      The bear might - depends on where he was having a ....

    • @nickmalone3143
      @nickmalone3143 День тому +3

      Saw one parked in Oakland Ca. ...i suspect they wanted it stolen as in bad section

    • @aussieideasman8498
      @aussieideasman8498 День тому +1

      @@nickmalone3143 Even I know there's no forest in Oakland.

    • @adrianzmajla4844
      @adrianzmajla4844 День тому +5

      Yes, the full on fan boy club.

    • @janfgfdx5165
      @janfgfdx5165 День тому

      ​@@nickmalone3143man even theives don't want that garbage

  • @chrishewitt1165
    @chrishewitt1165 День тому +10

    I like the toaster.
    But I'd like to have one as an actual toaster.
    Not as a vehicle.
    I guess he plans to use screens and cameras rather than windows but that just adds something else to go wrong and it would be strange when parked.

    • @johnwade1095
      @johnwade1095 День тому +3

      It would mean you couldn't see the corpses in the cars. I'm getting Fallout vibes.
      They could show images of happy people instead, to avoid upsetting anyone

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому +1

      FWIW, glass windows are too old school for modern times, future homes will have 8K 120 inch video screens that display what’s just behind the panel outside to make it seem like just a big transparent glass panel in the wall🤔😏😳🙄😂

  • @andrewm4200
    @andrewm4200 День тому +11

    The bus reminds me of the space navigator housing from the 1980s version of the Dune movie.

    • @bewitched3912
      @bewitched3912 День тому +2

      Airport shuttle 😅

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому +1

      @@bewitched3912hmmm, the airport shuttle apparently decided it wanted more than just going around the airport on a railway, this is what happen when AI gets involved with existing technology 😂jk

    • @bewitched3912
      @bewitched3912 День тому

      @@IndyAvocadoKid lol

  • @EmperorTinfoil
    @EmperorTinfoil День тому +11

    Look up the TSLA share price now man, its completely recovered from the recent correction and even up for the month. The whole "haha ya share price dropped" shtick completely ignores how markets operate.

    • @triage2962
      @triage2962 День тому

      You cant heal stupid Fanboys.

    • @jokermaan1
      @jokermaan1 День тому

      Yeah, shares operate on 'belief' and there are still the deluded who think it's a great company. Just as DJT shares are going down the pan because people know it's crap.

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      Fwiw, stock prices generally arent easily figured out as far as why ups and downs occur, because lots of things can change a stock price, even just public opinion. Its just on paper gains and losses anyway, because you don't have a fixed number till you actually sell 🤔

  • @muchograndeyolatengo
    @muchograndeyolatengo День тому +5

    It's funny to me that Tesla fanboys think that removing the steering wheel will magically solve self driving. If they already had solved it, wouldn't it be in the newest software update? But sure they are holding the software update back and reserves it for a car painted gold that is gonna be sold for a fraction of the price of their other products. Because reasons. Wouldn't it make more sense to at least introduce it to the Cybertruck customers who currently are cancelling their orders en masse? And also how can their products be appreciating assets when they are effectively screwing over every customer that bought any Tesla product pre the gold painted turd?

  • @sw793
    @sw793 День тому +7

    They are not valued on the basis of being a development and manufacturing company. They are valued based on upon the following of believers. Believers do not require any evidence or proof. They believe and will adjust their version of the truth to fit what they are told. Reminds me of other institutions that have been around for a couple of thousand years. Personal opnion.

    • @bronteturner446
      @bronteturner446 День тому

      That’s just silly. Wall Street are the biggest investors. They are in it for the $ not the excitement. John is a comedian at times.

    • @sw793
      @sw793 День тому +1

      @bronteturner446 obviously you don't do the maths. Divide the bonus he took recently out of the company by the number of car sales. The maths proves that the market cap is totally detached from the sales revenue proving the point above.

  • @JohnH1
    @JohnH1 День тому +11

    0:32 "Tesla with the Steady Hand of electric J's always so firmly on the tiller" and boy has his hand been working over time, I've never seen a better case to make a man wear boxing cloves to bed.

  • @mattc.310
    @mattc.310 14 годин тому +1

    By some miracle Tesla stock is up 23% today. I understand investors lowered expectations before the event and are happy things aren't worse. The Cybertruck was Musk's first design. All the other models have Eberhard and company"s prints all over them.

  • @johnbgibbs
    @johnbgibbs День тому +5

    😂😂😂
    Let us revisit this in a few years.

  • @Tonehawkdawg
    @Tonehawkdawg 21 годину тому +2

    New Tesla CFO! Sales are down from last year, yet profits are somehow up! Accounting fraud evidence and restatements are coming within a year. I'm sure the new CFO will blame unrecognized bitcoin sales.

    • @AutoExpertJC
      @AutoExpertJC  21 годину тому +1

      Firing 14,000 people and copping US$750 million in government emissions credits will help with the profit...

  • @robertmacnichol8804
    @robertmacnichol8804 17 годин тому +1

    Name change by Cadogan deed poll; Elon Musk to Felon Mask.

  • @trevorlees1241
    @trevorlees1241 9 годин тому +1

    Really !!?? Tesla stock price after this ‘rant’ went up over 23%

  • @coweatsman
    @coweatsman День тому +4

    What happens when a giant dam wall starts to move and little cracks start to trickle water?

  • @serenitynow66
    @serenitynow66 День тому +2

    Its a blessing to have a sound mind and someone who can think in a straight line. If only we had a few more beautiful minds. Brilliant John!

  • @johnbambo9036
    @johnbambo9036 19 годин тому +2

    In breaking news that Kirk said to Spock, and Spock said to nobody, the Hydrogen Car is almost a reality. All it takes is: A Battery Pack (to start the thing), Battery Pack (to store regenerative energy), DC to DC Converter (to align voltage), an FCEV, a fuel cell stack, a fuel filter. A fuel Tank (to store the Hydrogen), an FCEV + another FCEV and the transmission.
    It's just that the damn thing has Got no Soul.
    Anyone for a Boxster GTS 4.0 (manual).

  • @graigfaison9568
    @graigfaison9568 День тому +3

    Cmon John! Don’t be jealous. Ice cars are the past

    • @Vacaiable
      @Vacaiable 21 годину тому

      Spot on.

    • @AutoExpertJC
      @AutoExpertJC  20 годин тому +2

      Here's a list of the top 25 sellers in the USA so far for 2024. Only one pure EV on the list (#4, Model Y). Every other entrant is overwhelmingly ICE or hybrid. www.kbb.com/best-cars/top-10-25-best-selling-cars-trucks-suvs/

    • @ozyrob1
      @ozyrob1 9 годин тому

      ​@@AutoExpertJC killer rebuttal 😂

  • @lloyd359
    @lloyd359 16 годин тому +1

    In your list of what Mr. Musk brought us, don't forget cars that burn for days...

  • @criticalthinkersrule
    @criticalthinkersrule 16 годин тому +2

    It's important to sick to the facts and not let your emotions get in the way. I peronally despise Elon Musk as a human being, I hate his politics and would love to see him fail. I agree with some of what you say about his duplicity and vapourware. But on the other hand Tesla is doing well and their cars are actually going from strength to strength while the legacy ICE industry enters it's inevitable death spiral. Their cars are really good and your anti-EV attitude is not going to age well. I thought the cybertruck would fail, but it seems to be going well. Tesla also sells grid scale batteries to soak up all the excess daytime solar and replace evening peaking plants. This business is going absolute gangbusters, even in ultra-conservative Texas, now one of their best markets. Autonomous driving is going to be real. It's getting closer and is going to be a huge winner for Tesla. You simple cannot be so ridiculously dismissive. I haven't formed an opinion on the humanoid robots yet, but there are plenty of people who think it going to be big. As much as we might dislike Musk, you do yourself and your audience a huge disservice in being so over-emotional and dismissive of the actual data.

  • @andrewjones-rl4pe
    @andrewjones-rl4pe 16 годин тому +1

    Hey John you always seem to cut of the bottom of your Tee shirts .

  • @phillowen5147
    @phillowen5147 День тому +4

    Self driving cars are pointless because no insurance company in the world will underwrite it, unless the owner accepts the responsibility!...

    • @Reprint001
      @Reprint001 День тому +1

      And, owning a self driving taxi with its associated public liability insurance requirements would put the cost way out of range for the average person.

    • @EwanM11
      @EwanM11 День тому +2

      Tesla have their own insurance company. When they decide the risk is low enough, they will underwrite it themselves.

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid День тому

      @@Reprint001people really have no idea how costly an accident can be, especially if medical bills are involved (insurance companies do know however, which is why insurance may never become available)

    • @leonari
      @leonari День тому

      @@EwanM11these fools don’t get it

    • @LonesomeTwin
      @LonesomeTwin День тому

      Self driving cabs: Because public urinals are hard to find these days

  • @Debrihmi
    @Debrihmi День тому +2

    The whole shepherd and flock thing is a cater to the Religious Right.

  • @coweatsman
    @coweatsman День тому +5

    Debunkers, Common Sense Sceptic and Thunderf00t, have done epic take downs of Elon in various videos.

    • @tjroelsma
      @tjroelsma День тому

      And still so many people buy into Elon's weapons grade kool-aid. It's embarrassing to see how many people seem to WANT to be fooled by bullshitters like Elon.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles День тому

      Chris Norlund also has a bunch of videos calling out Musk's vaporware

  • @garrynuman5080
    @garrynuman5080 День тому +4

    Robo van looks like a toaster haha

    • @DrJuan-ev8lu
      @DrJuan-ev8lu День тому

      The original GMC motor home looked good and is still coveted. The question is: When can Musk add in some style and pizzaz. Detroit has that in spades. But in the early days it is natural to focus on product engineering and then manufacturability. Give the man credit because he has done that incredibly well.

  • @o4pureh2o
    @o4pureh2o 18 годин тому +2

    And yet tesla stock price is up 22% in the last week?

  • @terryfraser7259
    @terryfraser7259 День тому +2

    John, well done on getting through this report without coughing up blood. It must have been close.

  • @brendangarvin7787
    @brendangarvin7787 День тому +2

    I think if he'd just said the Cyber Taxi was a sporty 2 door coupé version of the Model 3 it would have been a bigger success.

  • @blurglide
    @blurglide День тому +1

    I bought a Model 3 because I drive over 100 miles per day and have dirt cheap electricity. It's an amazing car, and FSD, while VERY convenient, is nowhere near ready for unsupervised driving.

  • @MrBrendanrex
    @MrBrendanrex 20 годин тому +1

    The robovan won't need windows because it can have flat screens inside where the windows would otherwise be, showing the view from external cameras, which is way more profound than something as primitive as glass. Using AI video-processing gives the added benefit of being able to filter the outside view, erasing all non-white pedestrians, and adding giant banners of Space Adolf draped from buildings at 50m intervals.

  • @TaylerMade
    @TaylerMade 21 годину тому +2

    backing trump will kill elons credibility with the ones who love him now.

    • @AutoExpertJC
      @AutoExpertJC  21 годину тому +1

      I think that's true. Tesla must have a huge Democrat customer base. Not too many gun racks for the AR15 in Model 3s...

  • @2wiseib
    @2wiseib День тому +5

    most flock tending requires big gumboots....for the sheep's rear legs

  • @RealityCheck6969
    @RealityCheck6969 День тому +4

    It’s funny how you made the video and just as you wanted to publish it Tesla stock jumped. :)))

  • @craigquann
    @craigquann День тому +6

    Toyota, GM and Ford have failed many times. I really don't get the tesla/Musk hate. Sure some time lines are a bit outlandish... but can you seriously sit there with a straight face and tell the world that Musk isn't actually working towards what he's planning? Look at SpaceX. That's his real goal, everything else is a side project.

    • @johnnyolesen622
      @johnnyolesen622 День тому +5

      "Autoexpert" John Cadogan made me think about the two old grumpy men in the Muppet Show, They always came up with some bad joke about how bad the show were but they never contributes anything useful. Just whining and complaining... grumpy short sighted old men... like John Codogan.

    • @craigquann
      @craigquann День тому

      @johnnyolesen622 I know right. Musk literally caught a fucking reusable booster out of mid air with mechanical "chopsticks". The robots are articulate enough to serve drinks and walk, remote control or not thats fucking impressive. Tesla is still the best of the EV objectively. The time line for the moon is 2026 and Mars is supposed to launch by 2028. That's hand in hand with NASA. They just launched a mission to Jupiter... seriously what the fuck is John crying about.

    • @KM_Mountain
      @KM_Mountain 22 години тому

      Space X hasn't got the resources to do what he states/aims, need govt level resources to even think about it. His Mars dream ain't happening.

    • @Vacaiable
      @Vacaiable 21 годину тому +1

      Agreed. Tesla cars are brilliant. I live in Norway and 82.4% of new car sales in 2023 were EVs, this figure does not include hybrids. Tesla may not survive as a company, however it cannot be denied that the whole EV enterprise has been accelerated by Elon Musk. Space X is almost unbelievable for its technical advances. If it were anyone other than Elon Musk the world's media would have been all over the safe return of that booster last week. This event was a technological and engineering marvel.

    • @craigquann
      @craigquann 21 годину тому

      @@Vacaiable I'm amazed by how many morons don't get that.

  • @petewatson9866
    @petewatson9866 22 години тому +1

    The $1,000,000 gifts to change to trump’s vote must annoy the shareholders also

  • @lavramop
    @lavramop День тому +4

    How did you manage to cram so much garbage in one show? Mind blown

  • @FailedExpert6330
    @FailedExpert6330 7 годин тому

    So they are going to drive for a 100 hours a week, that only leaves 68 for charging and maintenance, yes right.

  • @kerrynball2734
    @kerrynball2734 День тому +2

    You would think that catching a rocket has to lend him some credibility....

    • @jokermaan1
      @jokermaan1 День тому +1

      Maybe if he'd had anything to do with it happening.

  • @ericthorson1686
    @ericthorson1686 День тому +3

    Your willfully ignorant views perfectly showcase all the negative stereotypes we have of Australians. Your fellow countrymen must be vastly entertained by your word crafted BS. Please keep it up, the world needs a few laughs.

    • @stusue9733
      @stusue9733 День тому +1

      I can't help but notice you didn't proved any facts.

  • @alasdair4161
    @alasdair4161 День тому +1

    I can just picture Optimus sitting amongst the family and friends when someone notices smoke coming from it's head. As everyone runs for their lives expecting a well known thermal event, good old Optimus runs right along with them, easily passing grandma and somehow keeping up with mother in law. (must have been some form of programming glitch...)

  • @stefengullicksen38
    @stefengullicksen38 День тому +2

    The embodiment of the Simpsons monorail salesmen.

  • @buncha5651
    @buncha5651 День тому +1

    All these EV manufacturers will go down the same shit tube. There are only so many idiots that have swallowed the EV cool aid. 😊

  • @johndeboyace7943
    @johndeboyace7943 День тому +1

    You expect people to come out of these vehicles alive, you expect too much. Lost 4 in Canada yesterday, and I saw a video of a Tesla burning underwater in Florida. I’ve become concerned and I’m getting blasting mats to put over my back seat, have RAV4 hybrid. Haven’t heard the word Hobo used in years, though I consider my look a “Hobo chic”. Should bring your act to the stage if you haven’t already.

  • @warrenpitt6205
    @warrenpitt6205 17 годин тому +1

    is the byd shark going to be any good?

  • @RFISNAZICOUNTRY
    @RFISNAZICOUNTRY День тому +2

    I just love your sense of humour!
    You should do a comedy show!
    I will be sitting in the first row!🤟

  • @gasgas2689
    @gasgas2689 День тому

    The specification for a London taxi includes that it must accommodate a gentleman wearing a top hat and tails, plus a lady wearing a large bridal gown, it must take 5 passengers excluding the driver, it must take 3 large suitcases and most important it must carry a bale of hay for the horse. Which of those would exclude the Golden Dump from contention?

  • @dewberry3043
    @dewberry3043 День тому +2

    That's why your audience are scratching their heads why Cybertruck is the best selling EV pickup and 3rd best selling EV even with the premium price these last two quarters. Imagine how will Ford Rivian GM with their EV pickup and sedans attract more customers. Looks like you need to make more TESLA attack videos to help FORD Rivian and GM gain more EV customers lol. hahaha. You sound like a Taylor Swift music producer analyzing the Heavy Metal Music industry. You will get the wrong conclusion if you analyze Tesla in your own lens.

  • @henryrodier8024
    @henryrodier8024 17 годин тому +1

    I think you meant he stepped in to it.Good thing not much sticks to him.

  • @greghudson9717
    @greghudson9717 21 годину тому +1

    Hey John. This video is only 14 hours old. Did you check the TSLA stock price? (TIP: it's gone UP a LOT) You info graphic is totally incorrect hahaha

    • @AutoExpertJC
      @AutoExpertJC  21 годину тому +2

      My report was on the market's response to 'We, Robot'. The price hike came after it was uploaded, and it's a bubble. The P/E is 86 - meaning the market is kidding itself that this hi-tech hokum is going to happen.

    • @owenspringford4764
      @owenspringford4764 9 годин тому

      With John on that one. What about DJT stock? Talk about intercontinental ballistic pigs.

  • @rocarr180
    @rocarr180 День тому +3

    I’m confused Tesla $260:48 + $46:93 (21.93%) I’m not knocking the clip, just not making sense on Tesla losing x billion $$$s today

    • @jokermaan1
      @jokermaan1 День тому +1

      It happened the day after Musk's 'We Robot' event. Tesla's stock has since bounced back, although why, I've no idea!

    • @HomesickforAlaska
      @HomesickforAlaska День тому

      Rebounded on Thursday from $213.65 on Wednesday. Biggest one day jump for Tesla since 2013 but there is really no clear reason why. Q3 earnings were up but not enough to justify such a jump in my opinion.

    • @dcc70
      @dcc70 День тому

      Tesla reports profit jump despite flat revenue and price cuts. Cost cutting alone can't explain it. Looks like some creative accounting method was used.

    • @kradius2169
      @kradius2169 День тому

      When you're a CIA / In-Q-Tel asset, anything goes.

  • @ThomasCarroll-x5k
    @ThomasCarroll-x5k День тому +1

    This hasn’t aged particularly well since earnings….has it?🤣🤣🤣

  • @MattBlack6
    @MattBlack6 20 годин тому +1

    Everyone is shitcanning the 2 seat idea. But I'd say if it's small, light and efficient, then why not. Not every cab has to be a maxi. I see heaps of cabs with only one passenger.
    (I drive in and out of OOL on a regular basis, ferrying damaged hire cars to panel shops and back).

  • @luckyo11
    @luckyo11 День тому +2

    October 12 dip, posted on October 25th, the day after when it went back up almost double that dip and is so far more or less staying at that level.
    Talk about bad timing 😬

  • @alancraddock6836
    @alancraddock6836 День тому +3

    In a previous video you mentioned about seatbelt cameras ,you failed to mention the government had failed to meet the requiement of alerting the public that a seatbelt camera id ahead or in use WHY are they not alerting people to the use of cameras as is requied for speeding and traffic lights

    • @peterroach3377
      @peterroach3377 День тому

      Here's the ALERT. Wear your seatbelt it might save your life, oh, and it's illegal not to.

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander 16 годин тому

      @@peterroach3377 That was my take as I watched through that post and read comments as far as my patience would allow.Seems common sense ain't so common no more.

  • @Deljron777
    @Deljron777 День тому +1

    To be honest I thought he was chasing the Tron look.

  • @FAB7362
    @FAB7362 22 години тому +1

    While you are on a roll about Electric Jesus, could you please give us your expert engineering and physics view on the Space X Rocket re-entry video that the fan boys are frothing about?

    • @AutoExpertJC
      @AutoExpertJC  21 годину тому

      NASA beat him on re-usable rockets by roughly 40 years...
      Bezos beat him on that front for privately owned businesses.
      The Russians also did it before the USSR collapsed.

  • @no1be4me2
    @no1be4me2 День тому +1

    How do you make holy water you boil the hell out of it...

  • @Pergamon666
    @Pergamon666 20 годин тому +1

    Excellent analysis of Electric Hesus, a science fiction propagandist on par with the likes of L. Ron Hubbard. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

    • @AutoExpertJC
      @AutoExpertJC  20 годин тому +1

      Yeah - he's up there with L Ron H...

    • @Pergamon666
      @Pergamon666 16 годин тому

      @@AutoExpertJC Their names even rhyme. L.Ron and E.lon 🤔

  • @danielstapler4315
    @danielstapler4315 21 годину тому +1

    Wall street analysts are a bunch BS artistes. Toyota's P/E ratio (Share price divided by annual profit divided by nbr of shares) is about 7 and Tesla's is about 72. This is because Tesla's share price is based on future growth but Toyota more on its current production. So more profit from physical cars shouldn't be a big catalyst but it is.

    • @AutoExpertJC
      @AutoExpertJC  21 годину тому +2

      Exactly, current P/E (I just checked) was 86. The market is pretending all those magical achievements are a done deal. That's the power of BS.

  • @raykaufman7156
    @raykaufman7156 День тому +1

    Robovan is perfect...for those who dont want to notice the neighborhoods the are being carried through (i.e. downtown LA).

  • @lazarjr330
    @lazarjr330 День тому +10

    Mate, you and all the haters can say what you want, as is your democratic right, I think his cars are shit for me, might change my mind if I lived in a big city, but what the man has achieved is so far and beyond YOU the critics , capabilities that I just love seeing the “experts” proved wrong year in year out, and yet humanity ratchets up a notch or two thanks to people like Elon musk and Nicola Tesla, whilst you advertise “ shaving your balls” . For fucks sake.

    • @nathansmith6914
      @nathansmith6914 День тому +4

      Mmmm... it's starting to look like an obsession.

    • @buckrogers3727
      @buckrogers3727 День тому +6

      Nicola was an actual genius with no business acumen. Elon is no genius, his skill is taking other people’s ideas and pushing them hard. Like all narcissists he is a master manipulator without any concern for outcomes.
      They just aren’t the same things!

    • @adrianzmajla4844
      @adrianzmajla4844 День тому

      ​@@buckrogers3727100% Correct, well said.

    • @gusv8
      @gusv8 День тому

      I guess anyone could get a rocket up there if they’ve got the cash, but the real question is how and why has he got so much coin when others are starving . All his brilliance isn’t making the world a better place

    • @EwanM11
      @EwanM11 День тому

      ​@@gusv8well Bezos started off with way more money than musk and blue origin is so far behind as to be non existent. NASA have spent many times spaceX annual turnover just building the SLS rocket which is nowhere near as capable as the spaceX starship rocket. So not anyone with enough money can build a rocket.

  • @mrg-ghx8052
    @mrg-ghx8052 День тому +1

    The EV gang have just realised that their disruption is just a niche

  • @hobaca1465
    @hobaca1465 День тому +1

    Love your Chairman Pro ad break!!!! One episode with Hero mode turned on please!

  • @mickvonbornemann3824
    @mickvonbornemann3824 День тому +1

    Pundits say that the Cybertruck has a good road /handling balance & steers well for it’s size with AWD & all wheel steering, but everything else is up for dispute.

    • @KM_Mountain
      @KM_Mountain 23 години тому

      My Mum's old Honda Prelude had AWD and AWS, looked better too.

  • @nigelcox1451
    @nigelcox1451 День тому +2

    The little taxi could be a pretty little sports car, fitted with driver controls, either ICE or EV. With normal wheels of course.

    • @paul5683
      @paul5683 День тому +1

      And a real suspension, this gold thing looks like it's made out of angle iron and stub axles welded onto the frame.

    • @nigelcox1451
      @nigelcox1451 День тому

      @@paul5683 I thought I'd seen it before. Toyota Sera. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Sera

  • @JohnMcClain-p9t
    @JohnMcClain-p9t День тому

    I owned a 74 MG midget back in the late seventies, now that I'm single again, kids grown and gone, I with I could've kept it, I really enjoyed it's sporty driving and sense of speed, low to the ground. It's probably been long crushed and returned to it's maker.