Ninja Gaiden (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • Опубліковано 13 чер 2011
  • The Nerd tackles the infamous Ninja Gaiden for the NES. Widely considered one of the hardest games of the 8-bit era. Even a master ninja would have trouble, if given the chance. Well, a chance is given, as the Nerd seeks out the help of a sensei master. Q-tips will drop, thumbs will slice - it's AVGN: Ninja Gaiden!
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  • @laggory
    @laggory 8 років тому +5359

    _"Game is only over, when you make it over."_
    _-Ninja Gaiden_

    • @greppim911
      @greppim911 8 років тому +240

      EXCEPT IN NINJA GAIDEN 3!

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 8 років тому +91

      Dark Souls taught me that, but thanks anyway.

    • @laggory
      @laggory 8 років тому +8

      Kael The Invoker
      Who are you talking to?

    • @dumbzillarobo1212
      @dumbzillarobo1212 8 років тому +85

      "A Ninja must look beyond the balls of the screen"
      - Ninja

    • @paulpott261
      @paulpott261 8 років тому +131

      "Before you fuck, you must use proper protection."
      -Ninja Gaiden 2010

  • @Kriti98
    @Kriti98 4 роки тому +5117

    Yeah I'm 40 years old , it's 12:00am, have to wake up early for work but I'm watching my new favorite UA-camr playing 30 year old games. I love my life.

    • @jedisquidward
      @jedisquidward 4 роки тому +104

      Hell yeah!

    • @RCDW
      @RCDW 4 роки тому +21

      I highly doubt you love your life when your in your frigging 40s. The only way to really love life is to have significant other and have sex with him and/or her on a daily basis.

    • @jedisquidward
      @jedisquidward 4 роки тому +256

      @@RCDW That's wrong man

    • @RCDW
      @RCDW 4 роки тому +7

      @@jedisquidward I don't give a flying Canadian fuck. People like that person needs to get a life.

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 4 роки тому +190

      Plenty of happy single people

  • @crystalqueen9711
    @crystalqueen9711 Рік тому +501

    I just love the idea that there's an NES game ninja who's willing to teach anyone how to play Ninja Gaiden but just gives up at the final boss

    • @campo1889
      @campo1889 11 місяців тому +15

      Well.. I need him now, so please call this ninja hahaha

    • @louiswindsor7334
      @louiswindsor7334 11 місяців тому +7

      @@campo1889 i need a master for this game

    • @campo1889
      @campo1889 11 місяців тому +16

      @@louiswindsor7334 After 3 days with the NES turned on I finally did it! (even if probably I'm s7up!d now haha) :D

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@campo1889that's what ninja training is all about. Well done

    • @cevatkokbudak6414
      @cevatkokbudak6414 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@campo1889Congrulations

  • @TonyAlbera
    @TonyAlbera 2 роки тому +357

    "I love the game. I want to complete that love by finishing it" One of my favorite AVGN quotes.

    • @allenu
      @allenu Рік тому +16

      One of my favorites too. The delivery of it is so perfect.

    • @toddlindsay8846
      @toddlindsay8846 7 місяців тому +1

      Same here with Cuphead. Love the visual stuffs but hate the unfair difficulty.

    • @cevatkokbudak6414
      @cevatkokbudak6414 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@toddlindsay8846Not unfair, pretty hard

  • @RedSoul001
    @RedSoul001 6 років тому +808

    That man drank a beer through a ninja mask...... Legend

  • @terencehill3972
    @terencehill3972 5 років тому +3184

    One of the best and most memorable Nerd episodes ever

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 роки тому +41

      And that’s REALLY saying something :D

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 4 роки тому +28

      The outtakes/blooper reel is just filled with quotable lines that I still use to this very day.

    • @2mch2sy
      @2mch2sy 4 роки тому +13

      Gyrbae “You did you go back”

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 4 роки тому +12

      @@Gyrbae perceive the victory in your head.. .. And you will receive head

    • @raidoukuzonoha883
      @raidoukuzonoha883 4 роки тому +7

      Is it wierd I'm watching this on Christmas

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar 3 роки тому +775

    Nunchuck F**k! Best line ever!

    • @thehunter1352
      @thehunter1352 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @hamp6505
      @hamp6505 3 роки тому +5

      Ayo I didn't know you watched avgn

    • @vax3783
      @vax3783 3 роки тому +3

      Huh I watched one of your vids recently

    • @markush_0273
      @markush_0273 3 роки тому +4

      Didn't excpect you here!

    • @user-kv8ei4zz7y
      @user-kv8ei4zz7y 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe because "Nunchuck more like Nunfuck" sounds like cancelling

  • @KitsuneYojimbo
    @KitsuneYojimbo 3 роки тому +214

    If I remember correctly, the whole restarting world 6 was originally a bug that they decided to keep into the game's code because it worked with the game's difficulty.

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon 5 років тому +1368

    Not gonna lie 13:06 actually fooled me, he hid perfectly just like a real ninja. The crazy thing is what he's doing is an actual technique that real ninja used to stay hidden.

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime 5 років тому +102

      You die, you go BACK! :D
      (I couldn't stop laughing.)

    • @tomekk503
      @tomekk503 5 років тому +62

      TheSonOfTheDragon A pillow camuflage.

    • @TheSonOfTheDragon
      @TheSonOfTheDragon 5 років тому +42

      @@tomekk503 You would be surprised at how and what ninjas did to stay hidden.

    • @noelthomas5456
      @noelthomas5456 5 років тому +24

      Gamers didn’t realize you have to use the ninja blades when you attack the final boss .. cause the Blades do allot of quick powerful damage .. that’s basically the most powerful weapon Ryu has..💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @rpviper666
      @rpviper666 4 роки тому +10

      Pahahaha, I didn't even see t, had to check again

  • @somemore9784
    @somemore9784 5 років тому +1901

    Back in the days when it was not how long it took to finish a game but IF you could finish it.

    • @familyguyblows
      @familyguyblows 5 років тому +71

      Some speed runs are impressive but I always preferred seeing the most difficult level/games beaten with ease through practice and patience

    • @Ocyla
      @Ocyla 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, for me it was Lagoon for the SNES. I could never get past the bird at the end.

    • @NinjaKurosai
      @NinjaKurosai 5 років тому +26

      Nah it was about speed too. Think of all the games with time limits.

    • @JasonSpiffy
      @JasonSpiffy 5 років тому +41

      I grew up on games like these. I let my son play Mega Man. He is pretty good on modern games but Mega Man really kicked his behind. These games were no walk in the park.

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 4 роки тому +10

      @@JasonSpiffy I've played Mega Man 2 from the video store multiple times as a kid. I was excited as hell when I went through all of the levels...then came Dr Wiley stage. I never got past the part when that damn dragon is right on my butt.

  • @paulcampbell8696
    @paulcampbell8696 3 роки тому +1530

    I hope people realize and appreciate what a brilliant episode this is. The jokes, the ninja, the training. This transcends almost all of the garbage on UA-cam today. This episode is genius.

    • @nimrod6978
      @nimrod6978 2 роки тому +17

      it's what people would call, "camp"

    • @LightS_bRight
      @LightS_bRight 2 роки тому +1

      @@nimrod6978 what's that?

    • @nimrod6978
      @nimrod6978 2 роки тому +16

      @@LightS_bRight like, as in "cheesy", but in a positively viewed way

    • @skipnasty8057
      @skipnasty8057 2 роки тому +1

      Ditto

    • @ChairmanMeow1
      @ChairmanMeow1 2 роки тому +23

      its one of the iconic nerd episodes for sure

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 3 роки тому +2490

    Took me about a week but I finally managed to beat Ninja Gaiden on NES. Hope I could make the Nerd proud.

  • @vasiliypupkin3239
    @vasiliypupkin3239 4 роки тому +1134

    When some game is pissing me off I comes back to this video.
    “Is it you controlling the game or the game controlling you?”.
    “A ninja must see beyond the borders of the screen”.
    “Preserve the victory in your head and your preserved future will be your present”.
    “Anger does not exist!”.
    “Pain does not exist!”.
    “Before you think you must feel!”.
    Very inspiring.

    • @BvousBrainSystems
      @BvousBrainSystems 4 роки тому +47

      My favourite is "think between the spaces". Very useful.

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 4 роки тому +63

      The game is only over, when you make it over.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 4 роки тому +16

      But in the end, even the ninja gave up.

    • @SpicyJalapeno96
      @SpicyJalapeno96 4 роки тому +13

      You should change that preserve the victory in your head message with Preserve the victory in your head... and you will receive head) lmfao outtakes

    • @markpugh6808
      @markpugh6808 4 роки тому +8

      If I can't complete a game it just remains on the shelf as a collectible

  • @donttouchmykokoropls5752
    @donttouchmykokoropls5752 4 роки тому +558

    "You realize before you beat the game, the game must beat you" "Is the game controlling you or are you controlling the game?" Man, these wise words struck me.

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 4 роки тому +22

      The game is only over, when you make it over.

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +3

      That made me emotional

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 роки тому +5

      You know, it’s actually kinda true :)

    • @miguelcastillo3723
      @miguelcastillo3723 3 роки тому +9

      Actually, you're right. The game has to beat you so that you can learn your mistakes and become better. The game controlling you is the game angering you, allowing yourself to accept the loss.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 роки тому +2

      Are you the player, or are you being played?

  • @Komikmaker
    @Komikmaker Рік тому +74

    I think the reason I love this episode so much is because it shows James' love for not just Ninja Gaiden, but his love for the whole 1980's ninja action aesthetic as a whole. It's honestly kind of heartwarming.

  • @sveisik
    @sveisik 3 роки тому +124

    Fun Fact: The back of the poster Nerd looks at has instructions.

    • @crtinkering7323
      @crtinkering7323 3 роки тому +10

      i thought that was the punch lines as well!!

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 Місяць тому +1

      What kind of instructions? 🤔

  • @thomasmealer6550
    @thomasmealer6550 4 роки тому +2113

    I used to hate admitting I couldn’t beat this game. Now that I see there are so many others, I think I can begin to let go and move on. There needs to be a ninja gaiden support group.

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 4 роки тому +84

      I'll bring anxiety meds. I have a feeling tears will be shed.

    • @robertbektas1810
      @robertbektas1810 4 роки тому +50

      Darth Grumpy uh oh pro gamer coming through

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 4 роки тому +27

      @@robertbektas1810 Looks like we gotta fella here that can't take a joke.

    • @blackneotheone2978
      @blackneotheone2978 4 роки тому +14

      This is the hardest ng trilogy ever don't feel bad i didn't beat it either

    • @jamesdugmore2621
      @jamesdugmore2621 4 роки тому +7

      I didnt think it was that hard and beat it without too much trouble it only took 43 tries

  • @youi5660
    @youi5660 7 років тому +324

    unlimited continues means no game over, the game is over when you make it over.
    one of the best lines in the AVGN series.

  • @ClutchZee
    @ClutchZee 8 місяців тому +21

    My childhood wasn’t playing these games, but watching you review them. I made this account 11 years ago to subscribe to this account, thanks for everything james.

  • @craig7399
    @craig7399 2 роки тому +210

    I’ve been watching and rewatching all of these videos for 10 years. They never get old.
    Thanks for years worth of content. Truly are a master of your craft

  • @Followerofthewayforever
    @Followerofthewayforever 6 років тому +1285

    it took me 26 years to beat this game without UA-cam or cheats or hints ...I can finally say on July 14th of 2018 I FUCKING DID IT .... take me now god I'm ready ....

    • @vivisect53
      @vivisect53 5 років тому +32

      30 for me...may as well be 60 since who knows when I'll try again...lol

    • @cringe9361
      @cringe9361 5 років тому +38

      You are now a nes *GOD.*

    • @GeorgeQ
      @GeorgeQ 5 років тому +11

      congrats man! I'm jealous lol

    • @neverbackdown2534
      @neverbackdown2534 5 років тому +11

      That game was your Shawshank Redemption

    • @JuriHanFan7
      @JuriHanFan7 5 років тому +3

      DrSoundwave I still haven’t lol, I love them games tho

  • @FelixElMaestri
    @FelixElMaestri 6 років тому +2035

    *"MACHINE: PREDICTABLE. YOU: NOT"*
    Men, that's deep...

    • @MajinBacon
      @MajinBacon 6 років тому +97

      deeper than you would think considering there is no such thing as true randomness with programming

    • @puppykitten4779
      @puppykitten4779 6 років тому +28

      Jakub Gdaniec that's deep

    • @KineticManiac
      @KineticManiac 6 років тому +34

      It is actually possible to have true random in computers, and even when they don't use true random, the outcome is actually much better than the numbers chosen by humans. Unfortunately I don't feel like explaining it, at least not now, because just a little earlier I wrote a long comment explaining it , but just because I pressed the wrong button , it all went like "puff".

    • @GuardianStriker
      @GuardianStriker 6 років тому +15

      And then you have lootboxes and RNG systems.

    • @InfinityDz
      @InfinityDz 6 років тому +17

      I can so easily view humans as machines; biological machines instead of mechanical ones.

  • @penatio
    @penatio 2 роки тому +101

    11:56 I love this part, pure gold!

    • @milkmancow5
      @milkmancow5 3 місяці тому

      Where is that music from?

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww Місяць тому

      12:24 What an amazing way to catch a Q-tip!

  • @mihailrofel8162
    @mihailrofel8162 Рік тому +87

    I've watched AVGN for 11 years now, and this is the most memorable.

  • @KevinEontrainer381
    @KevinEontrainer381 5 років тому +794

    Seriously that ninja guy is a good actor

    • @djuberfog6344
      @djuberfog6344 4 роки тому +75

      Kevin Finn

    • @abaddon5420
      @abaddon5420 4 роки тому +13

      @@djuberfog6344 thanks

    • @dracg23
      @dracg23 3 роки тому +11

      Go and see the outtakes just cracks me up.

    • @briansweeney6733
      @briansweeney6733 3 роки тому +9

      He’s great as the glitch gremlin

    • @thesfdoctor3603
      @thesfdoctor3603 3 роки тому +8

      He's a famous director now, he directed many reality shows last I checked

  • @Jucasar1981
    @Jucasar1981 6 років тому +835

    7 years later I still find myself watching this episode from time to time. In my humble opinion the best AVGN episode ever.

  • @Spoomis
    @Spoomis Рік тому +38

    That ninja actually helped me get through some tough games.

    • @pique3124
      @pique3124 6 днів тому

      But not through the final boss, I reckon

  • @Paul-hw7kc
    @Paul-hw7kc 3 роки тому +124

    The music on this game is so catchy. While designing my own games, I'll often catch myself humming different Ninja Gaiden tunes.

  • @Jack_X075
    @Jack_X075 7 років тому +617

    The training montage is motivational as hell......

    • @user-qb1jh7zz9s
      @user-qb1jh7zz9s 6 років тому +1

      👬👬👬

    • @MyFanMadeFilms
      @MyFanMadeFilms 6 років тому +9

      Your mom is what motivates me......... to stay away from trash.

    • @smilejenkins
      @smilejenkins 6 років тому +6

      This is why I have never ragequitted while playing ninja gaiden on the nes!

    • @bi0hazard921
      @bi0hazard921 6 років тому +4

      ASMR triggers when ninja started playing the game

  • @samuellacey5166
    @samuellacey5166 7 років тому +341

    Only true ninja can drink through mask.

  • @Krostian17Chile
    @Krostian17Chile 3 роки тому +75

    11:29 I really love that zoom effect, truly a trademark of the classic episodes. I would love to see editing like this on the future episodes.

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 11 місяців тому +35

    Okay, but is nobody going to point out how awesome Kevin is as the ninja? And this is one of the best AVGN episodes :)

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon 4 роки тому +487

    13:15 no joke that legitimately fooled me. He hid perfectly just like a real ninja, and the crazy this is what he's doing in the video is a real life technique that ninja actually used to hide in plain sight.

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 2 роки тому +28

      Animals do it too. Camouflage is a fascinating thing.

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Рік тому +4

      Ye

    • @romdan7136
      @romdan7136 Рік тому

      @@ZombifiedBuizel Yes, but this is to some godlike degree, where you don't even see the red on him.

  • @elishahahn3064
    @elishahahn3064 8 років тому +645

    i have never seen so much philosophy in an avgn episode before

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 2 роки тому +80

    Still one of the best AVGN episodes of all times

  • @hanafuda
    @hanafuda 2 роки тому +23

    11:26 this is one of the funniest and most memorable scenes of this era.

  • @joshuavargason8442
    @joshuavargason8442 5 років тому +460

    That ninja is my favorite guest star on AVGN so far.

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 7 років тому +194

    This is actually pretty damn good acting on their part

  • @AlexanderFort
    @AlexanderFort 3 роки тому +58

    This is one of the best episodes.

  • @SwiftSmashGamingZone
    @SwiftSmashGamingZone 8 місяців тому +10

    That ninja master training James to play Ninja Gaiden was priceless!!!
    I really like the Ninja Gaiden intro art at the end also; *VERY* cool!!!

  • @clownworld3251
    @clownworld3251 8 років тому +222

    This episode is pure gold.

  • @kimmolaine8069
    @kimmolaine8069 6 років тому +488

    The ninja master gave some valuable lessons.

    • @bi0hazard921
      @bi0hazard921 6 років тому +7

      Hell yeah!

    • @spiralmatt8946
      @spiralmatt8946 6 років тому +10

      BEFORE u feel, you must RELEASE!! If u get what I mean hehehe

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 6 років тому +7

      I think that was suppose to be Ryu himself.

    • @spiralmatt8946
      @spiralmatt8946 5 років тому +2

      After u release, u must AIM!

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula 5 років тому +2

      I have his phone number.

  • @fpsclips1
    @fpsclips1 Рік тому +58

    When I was a kid I made it to the final boss once and proceeded to get steam rolled. I don’t think I’ve touched it since. Such an unfair amount of difficulty.

    • @memberofchat2825
      @memberofchat2825 Рік тому +1

      i find this game to be easier than any of the nes mario games

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 Рік тому

      ​@@memberofchat2825 how so

    • @DBul3000
      @DBul3000 10 місяців тому +1

      The NES Mario games aren't even that hard. The NES Ninja Garden trilogy is just brutal though

    • @toddlindsay8846
      @toddlindsay8846 7 місяців тому +1

      Just enough to make Cuphead a walk in the park now.

  • @holden6104
    @holden6104 Місяць тому +3

    Watching in 2024. This is still his greatest episode yet. Pure genius.

  • @anthonykulik8692
    @anthonykulik8692 7 років тому +203

    This fucking ninja made this fucking video 😂

    • @THEGREATMAX
      @THEGREATMAX 6 років тому +6

      Also, can we point out that James actually stuck his thumbs into that fan? That shit hurts lol

    • @Archived0
      @Archived0 6 років тому +2

      James is a beast, not a ninja.

    • @sacredcoww
      @sacredcoww 6 років тому +1

      He didn't. It's a fairly obvious special effect.

    • @riddleiddle
      @riddleiddle 6 років тому +1

      Who plays the ninja?

    • @ShuriBear
      @ShuriBear 6 років тому

      Kevin Finn plays the ninja, it's at the credits in the end.

  • @kamron_thurmond
    @kamron_thurmond 5 років тому +379

    The training sequence was hilarious.

    • @MrBepis-qx5ye
      @MrBepis-qx5ye 4 роки тому +13

      Kamron Thurmond one of the best things I’ve ever seen on UA-cam tbh.

    • @TheMattypoo21
      @TheMattypoo21 4 роки тому +8

      The Nerds reactions are the best

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 роки тому +8

      *With that attitude, you will never succeed*

  • @Degamer422
    @Degamer422 3 роки тому +44

    He never said it was a terrible game just that it was a really hard .one very unique episode

  • @RedRanger2001
    @RedRanger2001 Рік тому +7

    Street Fighter and Ninja Gaiden both have the characters named Ryu and Ken, but they have different meanings in Japanese.
    In Street Fighter, Ryu means Prosperity or Abundant (隆) and Ken means Fist (拳).
    In Ninja Gaiden, Ryu means Dragon (龍) and Ken means Sword (剣).

  • @louisnava1729
    @louisnava1729 5 років тому +745

    I beat this game in the 7th grade, 1990... Got to the last level before school, I had to keep it paused while i was at school, beat it when i got home.

    • @burna2650
      @burna2650 5 років тому +116

      Lucky that shit didn't freeze up by the time you came back. But I remember those days.

    • @MVSWHS
      @MVSWHS 5 років тому +4

      Louis Nava nice

    • @sunniblacc78
      @sunniblacc78 4 роки тому +19

      Yep that was one of our early hacks gen Xers

    • @jeffreymcgillivray5408
      @jeffreymcgillivray5408 4 роки тому +16

      Mad skills, I know what it takes to beat this game, you literally have to be psychic.

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 4 роки тому +25

      Dude you're so fortunate the ac adapter didnt overheat

  • @RyuHayabusa
    @RyuHayabusa 9 років тому +2080

    To this day, I still haven't beat this game.

    • @KainZeuxis
      @KainZeuxis 9 років тому +38

      I see what you did there.
      And yet how you are the shinobi of gaiden you of all must be able to beat it Ryu-sensai

    • @RyuHayabusa
      @RyuHayabusa 9 років тому +25

      Knightofjustice I failed the Dragon Lineage.

    • @maceikobrandon83
      @maceikobrandon83 9 років тому +51

      I did. And how would you expect the nerd to? He's taking advice from the glitch gremlin dressed as a ninja from a Sega franchise. It's all caca.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 9 років тому +20

      Ryu Hayabusa Would you believe, that I have beaten Ninja Gaiden, BUT that I to this day haven't beaten the original Super Mario Bros. try as I might?

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 9 років тому +11

      Ryu Hayabusa How did I manage to beat Gaiden but not Bros.? I have no idea^^'

  • @SamuraiR31
    @SamuraiR31 2 роки тому +24

    Favorite episode ever! So many great lines from the Ninja.
    I live by his advice!

  • @FingerBreakerWu
    @FingerBreakerWu 3 роки тому +19

    If he only saw the no-hit speedrunners now...

  • @sickhater380
    @sickhater380 4 роки тому +449

    This game taught me how to properly swear as a child.

  • @jasonbrown4526
    @jasonbrown4526 4 роки тому +257

    "Are you controlling the game, or is the game controlling you?"
    As someone who grew up playing NES, I can definitely say that the games control you. They are designed to be frustrating.

  • @granite_planet
    @granite_planet Місяць тому +1

    I love the tiny shrug and nod after 8:43, like "well it wasn't my best aphorism but it'll do" :D

  • @haphazardprism
    @haphazardprism 3 роки тому +17

    Been rewatching avgn and i think i enjoy them more now than i did as a teenager. This one was great.

  • @erisi236
    @erisi236 7 років тому +69

    "with that attitude, you will never succeed" - words to live by

  • @jaredticer6255
    @jaredticer6255 5 років тому +234

    “If you set a course for the moon and merely follow the stars, then you will miss that which you have set forth”
    🤣😂🤣😂 i laugh so hard every time i watch this and see James’ reaction after he says that. And then the ninja kinda shrugs b/c he knew it made absolutely no fkn sense lmao. Great AVGN moment.

    • @nicholasgoodard5746
      @nicholasgoodard5746 4 роки тому +42

      I think it actually makes a bit of sense. If you look at the words, it's basically saying "If you set a destination by what's around it, you miss the point of the original destination."

    • @qawamity
      @qawamity 4 роки тому +11

      I think it's meant to harken back to something Bruce Lee said. "It is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss out on all that heavenly glory."

    • @qawamity
      @qawamity 3 роки тому

      @George Kafiridis I don't think it's meant to reference that. Especially as James is a huge movie buff.

    • @qawamity
      @qawamity 3 роки тому +1

      @George Kafiridis, so am I. Amazing how that works, no? I think the ninja's line was referencing the old Bruce Lee line, not the older proverb. You disagree. Neither of us has any evidence to support our opinions. Perhaps if James does an AMA someone can ask him.

    • @qawamity
      @qawamity 3 роки тому

      @George Kafiridis, if it was as "obvious" as you say it is, than I wouldn't be disagreeing with you. Now, quit trying to save face on an old internet argument, accept that until there's official word from the content creator, my answer is just as valid as yours.

  • @linktheordonianhero9098
    @linktheordonianhero9098 3 роки тому +29

    It's been retconned. Ryu's dad is now named "Joe" lmao

  • @rydawg7629
    @rydawg7629 Рік тому +4

    Not only was Ryu's father named Ken - his full name was Ken Hayabusa - a distant relative of "Fighter Hayabusa" from NES Pro Wrestling

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower523 7 років тому +118

    This was like one of the best episodes of AVGN of all-time. So entertaining, creative and funny. That ninja master was like a mix of Splinter from TMNT and Mr.Miyagi from Karate Kid lmao. Really nice!

    • @LJK193
      @LJK193 6 років тому +1

      Also, let's not forget the Sphinx from Mystery Men.

    • @monstrosity6738
      @monstrosity6738 6 років тому +2

      *NUNCHUCK FUCK*

    • @gtyrone83
      @gtyrone83 6 років тому

      The fan part was hilarious

  • @owenr3265
    @owenr3265 6 років тому +430

    I've beaten this game once.
    Once, I tell you!
    And I do not want to see this game ever again in my life... EVER!

    • @gator743
      @gator743 5 років тому +28

      My uncle still trying to this day.

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 5 років тому +8

      So the games awful or is it good

    • @retroman2026
      @retroman2026 5 років тому

      @@gator743 I'm still trying.

    • @gator743
      @gator743 5 років тому +1

      @@retroman2026 im trying two.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 років тому +5

      I tried once, and gave up. I, too never wanna play this again

  • @BlindTomoe
    @BlindTomoe 4 місяці тому +1

    The montage part always gives me chills, the theme goes so well with it, love it so much 😭

  • @davidw3281
    @davidw3281 10 місяців тому +3

    Still come back to watch this and many older AVGN episodes. This is one of my favorites.

  • @nickbarrett9331
    @nickbarrett9331 8 років тому +21

    So high, I never noticed the ninja sitting next to him at 13:07. When he popped up it scared the shit out of me

    • @samuellopes3935
      @samuellopes3935 6 років тому

      Nick Barrett Well, ninjas are masters of stealth after all...

  • @jenslyn87
    @jenslyn87 6 років тому +335

    This episode is an f'in masterpiece

  • @turboshazed7370
    @turboshazed7370 Рік тому +3

    14:04 at this point the Nerd has said the most bone chilling onslaught of words I've heard yet. Still love that part 😂

  • @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575
    @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575 3 роки тому +9

    14:52 I’m not sure why that’s so funny

  • @gamehead2893
    @gamehead2893 6 років тому +168

    "Machine predictable, you not!!!! No Choppa Offa!!!!!"
    Favorite AVGN episode ever

    • @JuriHanFan7
      @JuriHanFan7 5 років тому

      Gamehead WilderMEZ my favorite too

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 роки тому

      What does Choppa Offa Mean???

    • @JuriHanFan7
      @JuriHanFan7 4 роки тому

      Gamehead that what the ninja said on AVGN video when he was using the fan as a training tool.

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 роки тому

      @@JuriHanFan7 yeah...I am asking what does that mean...

    • @JuriHanFan7
      @JuriHanFan7 4 роки тому

      theone itself meaning: it’s not chopping your thumbs off, or something like that. 😂😂

  • @jamesfitzgerald8267
    @jamesfitzgerald8267 5 років тому +1453

    This game makes Dark Souls look like a kids game.

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 4 роки тому +203

      Dark Souls is Animal Crossing compared to Ninja Gaiden.

    • @Robman0908
      @Robman0908 4 роки тому +136

      Very true. I see people bitching about the souls series and instantly know they never suffered through Ninja Gaiden

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 4 роки тому +132

      Dark souls is challenging yes, but 80s nes games are brutal. Especially ninja gaiden. And honestly, even today there's games harder than dark souls. Devil may cry 5 is way harder if you're trying to s rank everything

    • @EnvyTheBunny
      @EnvyTheBunny 4 роки тому +106

      Thats only because Dark souls acully gives you a chance, Ninja gaiden is chalk full of super unfair BS like he already showed you, enemy's spawning faster then u can swing and if u go back half a centimeter they respawn.and thats only two of the issues!

    • @katokianimation
      @katokianimation 4 роки тому +52

      Nes games makes dark souls look like fucking Ducktale, except Duck Tale on Nes is much harder.

  • @xon31
    @xon31 Рік тому +7

    One of the best episodes! Gnarly 90s ninja nostalgia!

  • @Mundellica
    @Mundellica 3 роки тому +7

    10 years later, this is still the best episode

  • @gawreluck
    @gawreluck 6 років тому +158

    Kevin Finn really kills it as the ninja I hope comes back

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 6 років тому +10

      Ninja Gaiden 2 review maybe. We can only hope.

    • @TwiddleFingersDB
      @TwiddleFingersDB 5 років тому +6

      Oh is that who that is? I always thought it was Mike.

    • @finalflash6074
      @finalflash6074 5 років тому +3

      I thought it was Kyle

    • @junegloomy
      @junegloomy 5 років тому +8

      Kevin Finn is also the glitch gremlin.

  • @JustMe-vo5er
    @JustMe-vo5er 9 років тому +194

    My Nerd/Ninja joke:
    Nerd:SHIT!
    Ninja:Before you shit,you must look for the toilet paper.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 9 років тому +30

      A ninja must look beyoooond the borders, of the seat.

    • @xebek
      @xebek 9 років тому +40

      Before you shit, you must sit. Heeeeyahhh!

    • @MrTFG
      @MrTFG 9 років тому +8

      xebek Before you sit, you must pull down pants.

    • @xebek
      @xebek 9 років тому +11

      MrTFG
      Before you pull down pants, you must lift lid.

    • @ninja_kareca
      @ninja_kareca 9 років тому +5

      xebek before you sit, you must eat

  • @drewshafer8365
    @drewshafer8365 3 роки тому +2

    Ninja gaiden is one of my favorites besides Contra and Castlevania

  • @khalnayak1234
    @khalnayak1234 3 роки тому +7

    I remember beating NG2 just ONCE out of the many many times attempted as a kid...oh what a happy day that was!!

  • @aener8229
    @aener8229 4 роки тому +99

    That ninja is so funny when he's playing and moving 😂

  • @antonlampe2272
    @antonlampe2272 5 років тому +116

    best Episode by far. dunno how often i have already come back to this.
    its classic

    • @JuriHanFan7
      @JuriHanFan7 5 років тому +4

      Anton Lampe at least 20 times or more I watched this

  • @pasalasaga
    @pasalasaga 7 місяців тому

    It's incredible how old this videos are, and how well edited they are. It's timeless.

  • @petsurimiikuki7625
    @petsurimiikuki7625 3 роки тому +5

    That training was the most amazing thing I have seen on youtube

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 9 років тому +52

    "You are playing with anger!"
    Do you realize what show you're on?

    • @python1972
      @python1972 9 років тому

      Damnit you beat me to the commen

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 9 років тому

      JoCoProductions He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 8 років тому

      +ExplorerDS6789 He's the angry Nintendo nerd.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 8 років тому +1

      He's the Angry Atari Omega CD-I ColecoVision Intellivision Neo Geo Turbographx 16 Odyssey Sega 3DO Commodore Nintendo NERD.

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 8 років тому +1

      Anger Power!

  • @ghostrider5378
    @ghostrider5378 10 років тому +65

    People need to stop saying the Souls series is the Ninja Gaiden of our time. The Souls series is extremely fair and easy.

  • @GlitchingBad
    @GlitchingBad Рік тому +3

    "Before you can Beat the game, the game must beat you". Dark souls philosophy right there!

  • @johndoe413
    @johndoe413 Рік тому

    Started watching AVGN back in 2010. James is by far one of the few youtubers I enjoy rewatching content.

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 4 роки тому +66

    "It always seems like you gravitate towards the nearest hole."
    I didn't come here to feel attacked.

  • @Zhaiyar
    @Zhaiyar 4 роки тому +39

    Me and my brothers loved this game so much we made it a passion to make Ryu the perfect hero because we wanted him to succeed through his revenge. We do speed runs, the key is maintaining the Cyclone spin skill which can 1 shot or 2 shot all bosses including the hardest one.

    • @perfectcastaway
      @perfectcastaway 4 роки тому +8

      Scrolled through the comments to see if anyone brought this up, or if I wasn't remembering the game correctly. This is definitely how I beat the game when I was a kid. I just remember jumping into the bosses with a spinning blade attack and taking them out pretty easily.

  • @kulsevdasi
    @kulsevdasi 3 роки тому

    One of my most beloved videos of all time. Cant stop always rewatching it once a month or so.

  • @masonclark2102
    @masonclark2102 Рік тому +6

    People who play soulsborn games was like: 6:39

  • @gabryelord009
    @gabryelord009 7 років тому +44

    Playing "Unbreakable Determination" during the ners's taining was a nice touch

    • @MrBepis-qx5ye
      @MrBepis-qx5ye 5 років тому

      Dante_Rick one of the best training montages I’ve ever seen

  • @8dragonquest
    @8dragonquest 8 років тому +91

    I remember years ago I made it my life goal to beat all three of these games. I have to admit Ninja Gaiden 3 was the hardest. You loose way too much life from being hit by the bad guys in that one. Then you have to beat it with only 5 continues. Amazing games! Then I made it my life goal to beat Battletoads. With that goal I failed in life. I could only get to level 8 In Battlefrogs. That game is insane.

    • @Celestial07
      @Celestial07 8 років тому +1

      Should be Level 9 - Terra Tubes. And f*ck that game!

    • @joeingly
      @joeingly 8 років тому +2

      I managed to complete Battletoads. It took me just under two months. That game is BRUTAL.

    • @Cy3qi
      @Cy3qi 8 років тому

      you my friend are the game god

    • @InuYugiHakusho
      @InuYugiHakusho 7 років тому +1

      Beating Battletoads' Turbo Tunnel Level is as massive an accomplishment as completing the game itself.

    • @Celestial07
      @Celestial07 7 років тому

      InuYugiHakusho Yeah, it's fairly easy now, but still.. those later levels are not that forgiving. It only gets harder from there. 'Volkmire's Inferno' (Level 7) is like the 2nd turbo tunnel. The Ice Cavern is harder in my opinion in the original version of the game and is slightly easier in the Japanese. If you've played the Japanese version of Battletoads, you will notice just how many improvements there are, like difficulty-wise. The 'Clinger Winger' level (11) is the one that you can't beat if you're emulating the game, which means that even if I want to beat it, I gotta be playing on a real NES and on an old CRT TV. Input lag has to be decreased to it's minimal.

  • @moonbeam_base
    @moonbeam_base 9 місяців тому +4

    4:12 It's so weird to see people buying new games today and posting "took me 30 hours to beat it" etc. What?? Growing up on the 8bit and 16bit era, it was RARE to beat a game! Like James here with Ninja Gaiden, I owned many games that I never beat, ever!

  • @OKNOKAY
    @OKNOKAY 3 роки тому +6

    It sounds like the ninja is making up his words on the spot.

  • @Symphonia30
    @Symphonia30 5 років тому +53

    I feel your frustration James, it took me nearly twenty years and I was able to beat Ninja Gaiden myself.The game was relentless back then and it is relentless now.

  • @Ioganstone
    @Ioganstone 8 років тому +376

    The 12 year olds in the 90s were hardcore nam vets.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 8 років тому

      Same goes for now days.

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 8 років тому +5

      At least you know what you're getting with Dark Souls. But even Biblegames beat the shit out of that.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 8 років тому

      +Ioganstone ?

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 8 років тому +2

      Douglas Mitchell The nintendo game Bible Games was made for children. Not a true AVGN fan I guess.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 8 років тому +2

      +Ioganstone I've watched every episode and even remember the Bible adventures game. Mainly how Noah was able to pick up fucking oxen and horses. But what does that have to do with dark souls?

  • @thelostcrusader993
    @thelostcrusader993 Рік тому

    I grew up watching avgn. Thank you for making me love ALL of the amazing retro games. This has to be one of my most favourite if not the favourite avgn video.

  • @WahlgrenProductions
    @WahlgrenProductions 6 місяців тому +1

    One of the best AVGN-episodes. I come back to watch it at least once a year.

  • @robubik670
    @robubik670 6 років тому +198

    Had to stop by and watch this classic episode because I finally beat Ninja Gaiden today!

    • @james222277
      @james222277 5 років тому +34

      Conglaturation

    • @jester7152
      @jester7152 5 років тому +11

      Pics or didn’t happen

    • @Aphex217Twin
      @Aphex217Twin 5 років тому +8

      LOL! you beat Ninja Gaiden...you're not a very good liar.

    • @SamuraiChris78
      @SamuraiChris78 5 років тому +3

      @@jester7152I have pics!

    • @GeorgeQ
      @GeorgeQ 5 років тому +1

      congratulations!

  • @thatguyyoudontknow
    @thatguyyoudontknow 4 роки тому +53

    Still one of my favorite episodes. Best montage ever.

  • @mochichote
    @mochichote 4 місяці тому +2

    wow, this chapter was pure gold.

  • @fushimi6863
    @fushimi6863 2 роки тому +12

    This episode is one of the best episodes of AVGN and is criminally underrated