MSSP - Sending Desperate Messages

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  • @TimeGallon
    @TimeGallon 2 роки тому +2842

    I wrote a short story after my ex broke up with me where she was a flower and I neglected to water her. My face is burning just thinking about how corny it was

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Рік тому +851

    When I was 19 and home from college, I went to a house party and saw my HS crush hanging out. I ended up getting black out drunk and lecturing her for 20 minutes about how her boyfriend in high school was a loser and how superior I was in every way. She just stared at me the entire time and said nothing. I still hate myself to this day when I think about it. I’m 35

  • @leeraines7821
    @leeraines7821 2 роки тому +826

    I audibly scream and cover my eyes when I'm home alone and I think of my behavior in the past, cring PTSD is real

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd Рік тому +54

      Reading these comments seriously makes me feel better about doing something similar. I'm not joking it's funny but not a joke

    • @leeraines7821
      @leeraines7821 Рік тому +7

      @DeadArmed You're not alone dawg stay up player

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 Рік тому +34

      I've done that too. 😂 Glad to know we're all in this together. I remember writing some poem when I was 17-18 to some girl, and it had a line about hoping the night would end sooner so I could see my sunshine the next day. Ugh. I just shuddered thinking about it again.

    • @mouwersor
      @mouwersor Рік тому +9

      You have to make friends with the dark brah

    • @HankPBFord
      @HankPBFord Рік тому +3

      Thanks this made me lol, I do the same thing

  • @DeepNightSounds
    @DeepNightSounds Рік тому +206

    When I was deployed a few years ago I got a bit of the desert madness and started convincing myself I was still in love with my former high school sweetheart. Got to the point I was even dreaming about how I messed up ending it with her years ago.
    I eventually ended up sending this super cringe message saying that I still had feelings and wanted to try again if she was willing.
    She apparently wrote out a very long and thoughtful response, but it remains unread still almost 4 years later because the sentence preview was enough to know it was a definite no- something like “no, but I know you will find someone for you who…..”
    Man. Seeing anything that wasn’t a “yes me too” instantly snapped me back to reality and the cringe whiplash took a decade off my life. Immediately though “what the fuck am I doing?” And never thought about her like that again lmao. God it still kills me to think about that misstep.

    • @tonyreyes3780
      @tonyreyes3780 Рік тому +29

      I’d get absolutely hammered drunk alone at my house and read it near blackout. Take the sting off that way

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Рік тому +17

      desert madness is real as fuck dawg

    • @Chaunders
      @Chaunders Рік тому +30

      In an alternate timeline she responded positively and y’all got back together, and now you’re a father of 2 with a decent paying job as an hvac technician. You’re secretly depressed and addicted to opioids and constantly fantasize about pulling a Chris Benoit

    • @Brett101792
      @Brett101792 11 місяців тому +2

      Joining the military was a bigger misstep

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 11 місяців тому

      @@Brett101792 You sound like a giant pussy, LOL

  • @samrigney9598
    @samrigney9598 Рік тому +600

    I once wrote a girl I loved a poem and emailed it to her. When she didn’t reply I sent it again thinking she hadn’t got it….

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit 2 роки тому +450

    The worst thing you can hear on an MSSP: "Where are we at time-wise?"...

    • @drunkensenseiii
      @drunkensenseiii Рік тому +23

      Seriously

    • @fernandoflores6136
      @fernandoflores6136 7 місяців тому +17

      "We're at an hr? Alright well let's wrap this up."

    • @kyanrinel5898
      @kyanrinel5898 14 днів тому +1

      That means there’s about 20-30 mins left on the OT episodes.

  • @poon_don
    @poon_don Рік тому +301

    When I was 19 and living on a deflated air mattress in a house with three middle aged alcoholics, I used to get hammered and send "yo what up?" to damn near every single girl I was Facebook friends with. It only worked once; hundreds of messages, one time.
    Every time I come back to this clip I remember a new one, goddammit

    • @leatherman180
      @leatherman180 Рік тому +25

      That's not that bad

    • @scottr291
      @scottr291 Рік тому +1

      But if it works it works…

    • @jamesrush5367
      @jamesrush5367 Рік тому +30

      That's a good move bro, I mean I respect the hell out of that grind. Stay up king, you'll get some snizz eventually

    • @ongobongo8333
      @ongobongo8333 Рік тому

      You were / are an alcoholic also

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 Рік тому +24

      At 30 I'm always depressed that I wasted so many chances with women because I am a coward and never had the balls to even send them a fb text.
      Thanks to you now I get that I would have gotten the same sad response you got, maybe worse, and that makes feel less suicidal, I might not even think about it today, thanks

  • @Rsurect
    @Rsurect Рік тому +173

    Reminds me of the time when I was 16 and I got broken up with for the first time so I very emotionally rode my bike to her house and placed a rose I spray painted black on her front porch. Gives me heartburn thinking about it.

    • @victorwikked8590
      @victorwikked8590 4 місяці тому +16

      kindа cool tbh

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 4 місяці тому +1

      I think this qualifies as pure naughty b

    • @AquaSteez
      @AquaSteez 6 днів тому

      Actually goes hard but I feel your sentiment

  • @longtermgains8253
    @longtermgains8253 11 місяців тому +146

    A friend of mine was drunk and got in a fight with the bouncer. As the police pinned him to the ground, he looked up and saw a co-worker of his and confessed his undying love for her. He quit the next day. There was no other choice.

    • @georgezuniga6298
      @georgezuniga6298 8 місяців тому +12

      No looking back.

    • @jackwebb3757
      @jackwebb3757 7 місяців тому +4

      So gay dude

    • @rrchicken117
      @rrchicken117 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@jackwebb3757while on the ground 😂
      So gay

    • @monadamus42
      @monadamus42 4 місяці тому

      Lol

    • @jakw97
      @jakw97 3 місяці тому +2

      That is fucking brutal dude.
      You have to change city and everything

  • @Dapryor
    @Dapryor Рік тому +681

    What’s more embarrassing is NOT having a story like this. Get out there and take some risks.

    • @memoryhero
      @memoryhero Рік тому +134

      full respect for mentioning the other side of the coin, bro.

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 Рік тому +22

      You're coping hard. Just admit you regret it

    • @Dapryor
      @Dapryor Рік тому +69

      @@jpk9902 depends on which time we’re talking about…

    • @ianprescott7924
      @ianprescott7924 Рік тому +10

      Whatever makes you feel better

    • @tracym8952
      @tracym8952 Рік тому

      ​@@ianprescott7924sleeping at night is important

  • @redacted702
    @redacted702 Рік тому +210

    When my highschool sweetheart broke up with me, she did it at Target on one of those outside benches. FF to the crying and I said something along the lines of, " I hope you find someone better" then ran off into the parking lot sobbing. Ran past my car and had to awkwardly walk back to it.😂

    • @TimeGallon
      @TimeGallon 10 місяців тому +26

      Were you slowly running with open palms; purse swinging from the speed?

    • @vulturett
      @vulturett 10 місяців тому +3

      im sorry dude

    • @murkartik
      @murkartik 8 місяців тому +4

      That was a gallant and dignified thing to say!

    • @VARVIS_
      @VARVIS_ 3 місяці тому

      😂😂

    • @5poopy
      @5poopy 3 місяці тому

      thats gay as shit u love it

  • @mikumonsoon
    @mikumonsoon 2 роки тому +457

    we’ve all been there dawgz, no worries you’re not alone dude. also i love how Shane’s only admittance about his poems is “mechanical hound” LOL

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 роки тому +25

      fahrenheit 451? lol

    • @limabeats2389
      @limabeats2389 2 роки тому +8

      @@Derek_Keenanhas to be

    • @fellowgamer5363
      @fellowgamer5363 2 роки тому +18

      @@limabeats2389 451 in the love letter is honestly wild he really must be a wordsmith to make that make sense

    • @notjoshmerkle
      @notjoshmerkle Рік тому +1

      Pinned for this is the biggest compliment and burn at the same time lol, props

  • @barnzy2725
    @barnzy2725 2 роки тому +150

    I’m 30 and like 3 years ago I had a few to many brewskis and sent a Hawthorne heights song to the emo girl I dated through high school .. she’s Married with 2 kids .. took me a while to come back from that lol

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don 2 роки тому +26

      Lmao, as a former scene ladyboy I feel you. It was Ohio is for Lovers wasn't it?

    • @barnzy2725
      @barnzy2725 2 роки тому +22

      @@poon_don bingo lol

    • @Khan.WrathOf
      @Khan.WrathOf 2 роки тому

      Ffffuuuuuuhhhhhhck, dude

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd Рік тому +30

      My hs sweetheart and I are still great friends, she has 2 kids and a divorce. Even though we would speak all the time somehow I got drunk and said I'd marry you blah blah. Started crying. Oof. Tough one to think about.

    • @RickyWatter32
      @RickyWatter32 Рік тому +1

      Fk them kids bro and her husband, go get your queen. Lol

  • @beanburrito2775
    @beanburrito2775 2 роки тому +191

    It’s weird until you get head might be one of Matt’s best quotes

    • @nemsimic
      @nemsimic Рік тому +4

      he has so many but this one always makes me laugh and think at the same time

  • @theskyizblue2day431
    @theskyizblue2day431 Рік тому +287

    It’s okay, dawgs. Men truly are the romantic ones. Men are romantics pretending to be realists and women are realists pretending to be romantics

  • @poon_don
    @poon_don 2 роки тому +143

    Sent my high school ex-girlfriend a Killswitch Engage song + a heartfelt plea as a public Facebook post right after we broke up for the second time. Several people we both knew saw it.
    Boy did I hit my dad's johnny walker extra hard that night, damn near wet my girl jeans

    • @DemoAccount0001
      @DemoAccount0001 2 роки тому +29

      Dawg. That is the best thing I’ve heard. You’re such a champ.

    • @yesman9792
      @yesman9792 Рік тому +24

      My guy literally can't love any harder.

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don Рік тому +19

      ​@@DemoAccount0001 thanks homie, the gay seed still unfortunately lies within me but I don't water it nearly as often

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don Рік тому +11

      ​​@@yesman9792 it's true, both my heart and loins still burst with fervency and fury

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens Рік тому +1

      The worst part about it is making it public.

  • @nikjones317
    @nikjones317 2 роки тому +435

    Oh we admitting embarrassing things? One time a girl dumped me and I sent her a link to a Bruno Mars song🤣🤣

    • @mikumonsoon
      @mikumonsoon 2 роки тому +24

      bro… i would be more embarrassed that you listened to bruno mars at all

    • @nikjones317
      @nikjones317 2 роки тому +56

      @@mikumonsoon... thats the point bud. You should look up sometimes might miss things flying over your head.

    • @festivetouch
      @festivetouch 2 роки тому +9

      I’m glad you didn’t keep this thought bottled up.

    • @eiscue2601
      @eiscue2601 2 роки тому +16

      Similar ... I tried to confess my love to a girl by sending her a link of the song "with you" by Chris brown (or I think it's the name of the song lol) and she was like why you sending me this ? And I was like it remind me of you and she said ok and kept on talking to me like nothing happened I was crushed

    • @2nick9
      @2nick9 2 роки тому +3

      Should have sent that boys2men joint

  • @Manhandle730
    @Manhandle730 Рік тому +52

    One thing my Dad taught me a long, long time ago was, Never write or record anything that you don’t want other people to read/hear. Shit like that you say it in in private. This was before smart phones and everyone filming everything, always. I’ve always tried to stick to that one though. It has prevented me from experiencing a decent amount of humiliation.

    • @drunkensenseiii
      @drunkensenseiii Рік тому +1

      Wise man

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan Рік тому +3

      Great advice. The move if you absolutely can’t help it, is to send it to yourself first and then wait a bit. I guarantee it won’t be long before the cringe becomes apparent

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 8 місяців тому

      Smart dad

  • @BigFarts0
    @BigFarts0 2 роки тому +140

    Hahaha if you haven’t been here before…you haven’t been in love…so embarrassing and equally hilarious in hindsight

  • @notkevinacid
    @notkevinacid 8 місяців тому +23

    I was talking to this girl for about a month when she asks me to go to this get together with her and her friends. I get drunk for the first time and become unbearable. I had some goji berries and repeatedly kept asking her if she wanted gooch berries, that’s when I heard her say under her breath in the most annoyed voice “Jesus this was a mistake”, and my response was to talk to her in private and apologize while crying. I’m cringing as I type this.

  • @qwerty6574
    @qwerty6574 2 роки тому +45

    "Mechanical hound"
    *Bbg melts

  • @jacobmaxey6588
    @jacobmaxey6588 11 місяців тому +38

    I don't cringe anymore, I say to myself "This is why Jesus had to die for me"

  • @Thrashman-ye4cf
    @Thrashman-ye4cf 2 роки тому +183

    Man…when I was in like 8th grade I sent a love poem I wrote for a girl through the MySpace messenger thing. I still think about that when I’m trying to fall asleep sometimes lol

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd Рік тому +3

      How'd it go you remember?

    • @chancehuff3857
      @chancehuff3857 Рік тому

      ​@DeadArmed she responded in kind and that night he got the name thrashman3000 for what occurred between them

    • @jkake2434
      @jkake2434 Рік тому +8

      They probably laughed, the entire group of girls who read his message

    • @Thrashman-ye4cf
      @Thrashman-ye4cf Рік тому

      @@deadarmd she just never responded and we didn’t acknowledge it at all lol funny enough we ended up “dating” a little later in the school year tho

    • @Thrashman-ye4cf
      @Thrashman-ye4cf Рік тому +1

      @@jkake2434 I’m sure they did lol. That’s the point of being embarrassed by it.

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 8 місяців тому +12

    We have got to get these Shane poems at all costs.

  • @brucewayne2255
    @brucewayne2255 Рік тому +97

    Nothing worse than crying on a drunk voicemail

    • @bardsamok9221
      @bardsamok9221 Рік тому +11

      There needs to be an AI to prevent this. "Embarrassing voicemail detected, your future self may regret this, are you sure you wish to send?"

    • @ajax_999
      @ajax_999 Рік тому +17

      @@bardsamok9221youre drunk selfs definitely hittin yes 100% of the time

    • @SlowMoMofo
      @SlowMoMofo 11 місяців тому

      @@ajax_999100% … which is why it should make you type the alphabet backwards on the number pad before you can send anything ..😂

    • @wesspect
      @wesspect 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ajax_999”she needs to hear this”

  • @cpresto2
    @cpresto2 Рік тому +26

    Best thing about Shane is he says he's mortified of something he's done in the past, would be mortified if the world found out, and then tells us exactly what it is

    • @sandworm9528
      @sandworm9528 Рік тому +5

      It's like the gay dream "I will literally never divulge", then he immediately told us the dream 🤣🤣

    • @bertiesaurus
      @bertiesaurus 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s the super SECRET podcast. He tells us but we are dawgs and won’t snitch

  • @rudyj8948
    @rudyj8948 2 роки тому +45

    My guy Shane writing love poems about Farenhight 451 💀💀💀

  • @FitnessFiendsYTS
    @FitnessFiendsYTS 8 місяців тому +14

    I wrote a girl poetry one time and read it to her. This was way too recently. I ended up marrying her but it still keeps me up at night.

  • @AJordan44-
    @AJordan44- 11 місяців тому +16

    I wrote a "you're a princess and I want to have you in my tower" message in middle school.

    • @JackSchitt-p9t
      @JackSchitt-p9t 11 місяців тому +4

      That is the worst one I have ever heard. I feel like it has infected my psyche and now I have lived that experience and will take it to my death bed.

    • @AJordan44-
      @AJordan44- 11 місяців тому +1

      @@JackSchitt-p9t at least you weren't the one who said it. I'm pretty sure my bestie still has a copy

  • @peterpontzer4006
    @peterpontzer4006 10 місяців тому +6

    “Mechanical hound” neat to know one of his fav books is Fahrenheit 451.

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому +121

    honestly i think that whole thing about girls being more sensitive and thoughtful is just a myth. if anything, the opposite is true. you rarely hear about girls doing this type of shit. meanwhile, every guy in here has a story like the ones you see in this comments section

    • @orlog3343
      @orlog3343 2 роки тому +14

      So true but they are sensitive and thoughtful in the “I will keep this man” way not the “I will court this man” way

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don Рік тому +34

      Bruh I've been saying this shit for years. I believe even Matt once said there's nobody as romantic as a 17 year old boy

    • @RickyWatter32
      @RickyWatter32 Рік тому +3

      Women were sensitive until feminism lol

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 Рік тому +10

      Apparently every dude has some Maya Angelo inside of them. I've scrolled past at least 20 "I wrote this poem..." posts. It's all part of growing up and out of boyhood ignorance. That's a good spin to avoid saying I was a douchey kid with love filled eyes.

    • @ziggi4553
      @ziggi4553 Рік тому

      Girls only do this before they get their heart broken

  • @Alex-kq4le
    @Alex-kq4le 8 місяців тому +13

    My face burns with embarrassment even thinking about how gay I was

  • @kodysykora5725
    @kodysykora5725 Рік тому +18

    Glad I’m not the only one that Googles people I vaguely knew 15 years ago 😂😂😂

  • @Smoothjazzsundays
    @Smoothjazzsundays Рік тому +48

    I wrote this super fine BBG in my creative writing class a poem back in the day. I asked her to prom at the end of it, I asked her to read it and give me some feed back. I felt like a baller when she said yes😎 she texted me later that night saying no actually lol

  • @davidswanson5669
    @davidswanson5669 2 роки тому +66

    I once wrote a hate comment on UA-cam and it got on the local news, each of the state news sites, and the national news. What I hated most about the public shaming, the losing of the job, the losing of friends, is that I never was given a chance to explain what I meant.

    • @kcasto-ze3pm
      @kcasto-ze3pm 2 роки тому +1

      Seriously?? You mind sharing?

    • @14jlewis1
      @14jlewis1 2 роки тому +5

      Need the news story link

    • @davidswanson5669
      @davidswanson5669 2 роки тому +8

      @@14jlewis1 just google my name and add “UA-cam threat” to the search. Ask me anything.

    • @14jlewis1
      @14jlewis1 2 роки тому +1

      That's crazy. Wow

    • @NJHC21
      @NJHC21 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidswanson5669I’ll ask then… what did you mean?

  • @Lsone350
    @Lsone350 2 роки тому +48

    Well this just made me remember all my horrid middle/highschool poetry, I'm sick to my stomach now, thanks guys lol

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 2 роки тому +183

    Shoutout to all the bbg's 🐺🧠

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 роки тому +11

      🐶🧠 love a hungry 🐱🐷 wweeeEEE!

    • @guydutoit61
      @guydutoit61 2 роки тому +7

      Oh dude the dawgs get me so f**king fired up.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 2 роки тому +6

      Duuuude I love my BBG

    • @freddyfootstomps6557
      @freddyfootstomps6557 2 роки тому +3

      Wolf brain alpha status

    • @ajones5683
      @ajones5683 2 роки тому +3

      🐶 🧠 ❤️

  • @zacpennace8990
    @zacpennace8990 2 роки тому +42

    Keep feathering it Shane

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 2 роки тому +98

    in college i wrote a hand written poem for my bbg once and put it as my MySpace background picture 😆😂

  • @jessejive117
    @jessejive117 Рік тому +8

    I like the idea of Matt tracking down these ex-girlfriend and they’re found the notes and they’re laughing at how embarrassing is about to be recording it and they start to read it and as they go through you see them holding back tears by the time they’re finished they can barely talk from holding back tears from how beautiful the poem was. Then mats like “yeah that was totally gay I thought it would be.”

  • @YaKi509
    @YaKi509 2 роки тому +44

    Bruh I fuckin wrote raps to girls about what our life was gonna be while on triple c’s. Embarassing

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don Рік тому +6

      Goddamn this got me good, I'm gonna robotrip and think about babes right now

    • @bertjedi8010
      @bertjedi8010 20 днів тому

      Off the triple c's writing love raps is GREMLIN behavior boy 😂

  • @barricusbear6769
    @barricusbear6769 10 місяців тому +12

    After 25, if someone is doing coke around you, the proper response is, "Get the fuck away from me."

    • @kyanrinel5898
      @kyanrinel5898 14 днів тому +1

      lol, as Shane literally got into coke as a 30 year old comedian moving to New York.

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 9 місяців тому +6

    “Internet dating is weird until you get head and then it’s like ‘whoa, this is sick’“

  • @zacpennace8990
    @zacpennace8990 2 роки тому +108

    Matt should join the next save your parks

    • @williamhenderson2661
      @williamhenderson2661 2 роки тому +41

      I think Joe would spend a good amount of time letting Matt’s genius go over his head.

    • @sirmungus7113
      @sirmungus7113 2 роки тому +3

      @@williamhenderson2661 for sure

    • @__M738
      @__M738 2 роки тому +30

      @@williamhenderson2661 a constant stream of
      “Wait why” “what do you mean”
      “Why is that funny” from St Rogies

    • @Dom-mw8gk
      @Dom-mw8gk 2 роки тому +7

      Matt needs to go in solo or with Eddie bravo

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 2 роки тому

      YAAAAS 🤓

  • @aluminumelon
    @aluminumelon 8 місяців тому +9

    I was on me knees in the tub while the water was hitting me praying she would come back.
    Everytime I think about it I cringe sooo hard

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 8 місяців тому +10

    "It's weird UNTIL you get head"

  • @Hodl69
    @Hodl69 Рік тому +8

    This podcast is happiness for some of us in the most miserable situations. God Bless America 🇺🇸

  • @dirkdigler2995
    @dirkdigler2995 2 роки тому +37

    My ex had trust issues with me…at least that is what she scribbled in her diary

    • @cbappa2
      @cbappa2 2 роки тому +2

      Where'd you steal that from

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 2 роки тому +10

      @@cbappa2 Drake Sather stand-up from 40 years ago lol

  • @Butchzillaa
    @Butchzillaa Рік тому +8

    God damn I’m dying laughing at Shane’s shame of the love poems. Mostly because it’s so relatable, ohh my

  • @jamokerson
    @jamokerson Рік тому +18

    When was 24 and I sent a text to my ex telling her I want to be with her forever and just play halo with her all day... I want to go back in time and kick the shit outta myself.

    • @H56Nooc
      @H56Nooc 8 місяців тому

      Ok that's pretty bad at 24. I'm so sorry lol

  • @dangielfrauk8484
    @dangielfrauk8484 2 роки тому +23

    I have left that same message but I just had a cold and I was leaving a voicemail for my dawg

  • @MaoMoney
    @MaoMoney 2 роки тому +59

    My handwriting was so embarrassing to me i had an Asian girl write out my feelings for my girlfriend it was a long beautiful soliloquy but all she wrote was "me love you long time"

  • @skitzotyler
    @skitzotyler Рік тому +21

    I wrote a girl a song. She was in a relationship... and I wrote her a song to convince her to give me a chance. Physical pain

    • @deaconblues77
      @deaconblues77 Рік тому

      Doesnt it seem like such a good idea at the time lol

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 7 місяців тому +1

      Eric Clapton did this and got the girl

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 4 місяці тому

      ​@ghfudrs93uuu he lost something tho

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 4 місяці тому +1

      @@miketrujillo3677 his son?

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ghfudrs93uuu well now that you said it I feel bad haha, seriously though what a clumsy little fellow

  • @mack_hein
    @mack_hein 8 місяців тому +9

    1996 in 6th grade, I gave a girl handwritten lyrics to “Love Bites” by Def Leppard. I had no idea what in the fuck I was doing, and she never brought it up.

    • @VARVIS_
      @VARVIS_ 3 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂 based

  • @GinandGrapefruit
    @GinandGrapefruit 5 місяців тому +2

    there’s nothing worse than reading ANY old messages when you’re flirting . anytime i come across them i absolutely hate myself 😂😂

  • @JackFlash771
    @JackFlash771 Рік тому +8

    You joke about Anne Frank being in a love poem, but Neutral Milk Hotel has a thing or two to say about that.

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk 10 місяців тому +6

    Dude by the end of high school I was so good at it I had a PHD in FriendZone

  • @2TonTonyGalento
    @2TonTonyGalento 2 роки тому +23

    Godlike thumbnail game

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 2 роки тому +18

    Every one of those poems ends up making crinkly noises as she rides the new bull😄

  • @christiantyler1483
    @christiantyler1483 2 роки тому +45

    I dated this Indian immigrant for a few years and I remember showing her To Catch a Predator and she was a little offended by it lol
    She was like, this would not fly in India. She said there would probably be riots over it 😂😂😂 I can’t even begin to understand what that’s about.

    • @sandworm9528
      @sandworm9528 Рік тому

      😮 whaaaaaat 😂

    • @Redrash12
      @Redrash12 Рік тому

      as in, they fuck kids on the regular over there? XD

    • @RecoveryAndLife
      @RecoveryAndLife 2 місяці тому

      I dated this Indian chick once and I know what you mean they’re over hype about something’s yet act like it’s normal for their men to smack the shit out of them 😂 weird ass country

  • @twentydixoncider7443
    @twentydixoncider7443 6 місяців тому +4

    Do the thing that's gonna embarrass you so you develop leather skin, it sucks when it happens but you get to a point where you find it absolutely hilarious lol

  • @VeritasMediaHistory
    @VeritasMediaHistory 2 роки тому +10

    FAHRENHEIT 451 LOVE LETTERS ARE CRAZYYY😭😭😭

  • @Blunderson
    @Blunderson 2 роки тому +8

    Mechanical hound gotta be a reference to Fahrenheit 451

  • @tombystander
    @tombystander 4 місяці тому

    I've listened to this prolly 5 times this week. Absolute peak mssp

  • @Aarohnn
    @Aarohnn Рік тому +2

    This is one of my all time favorite mssp clips 😂

  • @HawkYUNGINMusic
    @HawkYUNGINMusic Рік тому +8

    When my first girlfriend of 2 weeks dumped me in 8th grade I changed my Myspace page song to “Gives You Hell” by The All American Rejects….Im sure that really ripped her up inside

  • @noneyabusiness915
    @noneyabusiness915 2 роки тому +3

    A "Line" coach. It was right there!!

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 5 місяців тому +2

    I went out and got hammered last night for the first time in ages, took a few Xanax and don’t remember much. Waking up and reading the things I said to people this morning was among the most embarrassed I’ve ever felt 😂 one person I haven’t talked to in a while literally said “I’m embarrassed for you right now”

    • @MayorWilliesSideChick4prez
      @MayorWilliesSideChick4prez 11 днів тому

      Omg nothing in the world compares to the embarrassment of blacking out on benzos like Xanax and the things you say or do. It’s so much worst then drinking 😂

  • @kyanrinel5898
    @kyanrinel5898 14 днів тому

    The “To Catch a Predator” bit with Shane pretending to read the messages sent by the perverts is possibly their best moment from the Pod.

  • @antonlifer4449
    @antonlifer4449 2 роки тому +10

    In 5th grade I wrote a love letter to some girl. It was bad. Im still friends with her to this day and she brings it up when hanging out and I just say ..STOP. I'm a grown ass man now ..I can't have people out here knowing about that shit.

  • @CypressExotix
    @CypressExotix Рік тому +3

    11:40 was bro talking abt fahrenheit 451 i had to read ts in sophisticated year 😭😭

  • @jamiepalmer5691
    @jamiepalmer5691 Рік тому +2

    The dogs are on the trail now 😂

  • @efc061
    @efc061 Рік тому +3

    "Mechanical Hound"- Shane Gillis...with love 😂😂😂

  • @akchris8092
    @akchris8092 2 роки тому +2

    Giving 'Line' coach a whole new meaning.

  • @_1jay
    @_1jay 2 роки тому +9

    "Listener, do you have any gay poems?"
    Too many, Shane, too many 😔

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 Рік тому +4

    God damn, I cannot listen to this and smoke bongs... Fucking bong water everywhere out the stem 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 2 роки тому +22

    On my way to my football game, but had to squeeze in the fellas on the bus ride 😎

  • @Dinckelburg
    @Dinckelburg Рік тому +8

    I wrote a poem for my first gf about the night we met (we were very drunk) and I compared it to being on a sinking ship (foreshadowing).

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 2 роки тому +7

    Us dawgs are on the trail already dont worry bud.

  • @louisedgewood9839
    @louisedgewood9839 20 днів тому

    13:10
    I had a poem that was published, credited for[ this book that had all these poems from different schools and grades from like 4th-6th graders.

  • @hiimharvey4191
    @hiimharvey4191 Рік тому +3

    fun fact he’s now the Offensive line coach for the 49ers

  • @dorianearnest4648
    @dorianearnest4648 2 роки тому +16

    Peepop with the hot trax once more god bless the good dawgz

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому +12

    I never wrote poetry but I did write a Minecraft fanfiction when I was 13. I wish I had it just so I could destroy it.

  • @svenp6504
    @svenp6504 11 місяців тому +2

    Thank *GOD* there was no Internet when I was in high school to eternally save my shame...

  • @floridaboy3213
    @floridaboy3213 Місяць тому

    “Get the fuck outta here im about to score dude” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eqx7168
    @eqx7168 Рік тому +1

    These were the best days of the pod

  • @bRikNmortar
    @bRikNmortar 5 місяців тому

    "Does this get your power back on Puerto Rico?" 😂

  • @surflasal
    @surflasal Рік тому +6

    "It's weird until you get head. Then it's sick." - Matthew 4:20

  • @roondog9965
    @roondog9965 2 роки тому +27

    As always, lord peepoPog serving up fresh photoshops and clips. Love from the dawgs

  • @RackEmRack
    @RackEmRack Рік тому +1

    In Detroit during the Kwame Kilpatrick days, the news was gold. “The mayor responds: “hell yeah””

  • @colderman
    @colderman 2 роки тому +8

    Broke into an exs locker and left flowers and a love letter😭😭😭i was a senior in highschool. Im still embarrassed.

  • @yujiruffhanma3095
    @yujiruffhanma3095 Рік тому +5

    Man, I had a bad impression of Shane at first, but he seems like a good dude

  • @Utopian1234
    @Utopian1234 5 місяців тому

    I was only in 4th grade but I always think about this, I wrote a poem for a girl and gave it to my friend to give to her. The poem had a note at the end where I told her to meet me at a specific spot in the recess yard, I was hiding behind a tree and I was gonna come out and confess my love to her but she brought her friends to the spot and I had no clue what to do. With my incredible decision-making skills, I decided that running away and screaming was the best choice to make.

  • @nativeMD4373
    @nativeMD4373 2 місяці тому

    Oh no Shane's now the mechanical hound😂

  • @colleenann772
    @colleenann772 Рік тому +1

    I think Shane’s poems are so Romantic. What a sweet guy. 🥰

  • @GeorgeWBush-gx3zy
    @GeorgeWBush-gx3zy Рік тому +11

    When I was in middle school I was the kid that smoked weed at wayyyy to young of an age and thought I was cool af. I have probably done something like this but luckily my brain has buried it

  • @BabyZacc
    @BabyZacc 8 місяців тому

    “BEAT UP HER” is crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @28gs28gs
    @28gs28gs Рік тому +3

    mechanical hound hahahahahhahahahah

  • @vicrattlehead8665
    @vicrattlehead8665 11 місяців тому +1

    I almost can’t watch this walking to work anymore because I look so fucking stupid just laughing 😭 that football coach dude

  • @commander_cody841
    @commander_cody841 Рік тому +1

    It’s funny he said “I know we can’t do this cause your gonna keep the baby” like what😂