MSSP - The Hot Cousin Situation
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 70 60 62
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Admit it fellas. How many of you have/would?
I'm not saying I would but every guy knows who his hottest cousin is.
@@brians7901 I have a cousin that I definitely wanted to fuck. Actually two or three, but one in particular. Blonde hair, really pretty.
I mean shit Peepop, why are you blowing up my spot? Yeah I got hot cousins, maybe they used to play this game where they'd wrestle and tear at each others string bikini tops on the pier than roll into the water to cover up their nudity in front of me and it had me thinking bad thoughts, but I never did shit, so be cool man!
I wouldn’t but I sent a picture of my junk to my uncles ex wife
I deserve something these green beans tall af
Whenever I hear Old Testament stories I like to picture Larry David as the Jew they're talking about.
Seems like they made a similar show 🤔
Larry David would definitely do All of this 😅😅
@@MrJmazing1 Just imagine Bernie Sanders in a hut in the desert. Then Larry David shows up to fuck his cousin and it's Sarah Silverman. I just like to insert modern day Jews into Bible stories. It makes me laugh.
Seven years? I can't work for 5 whole years! I mean I really wanna fuck my cousin, but 2 years?? Cmon!
I usually picture it as Hank Azaria or Seth Rogen
"you work out and then you come home and then you annoy dogs and then you read the Bible"
-Shane
😂
I believe this is what Joey Diaz has referred to for years as "living like a doctah"
"You're chasing the adopted cousin dragon" im dying
I love how Matt is as insane as people wish they could be without the shame of admitting it.
Perfect description of him lol
Matt talks how I think in my head
The shaman just speaks our inner thoughts
That's what happens when you're operating at 285 consciousness level
The part about jacking it yo hookers ads is amazing I never thought I'd hear another psycho admit to that
“Hello Uncle it is I Shane, Son of Phil”💀
I feel like they would exchange the traditional greeting of “Go Birds”
Been noticing a certain channel ripping your clips lately, thumbnail and all. They really think we wouldn’t know that Peepop is the true Messiah
We will go to war for peepop. Tell us all to report him and we will bro
Pull that up Jamie? Dude is rippin off
I’ve seen something like 4 channels like this. Literally taking the same thumbnails with the same exact clips. I just refuse to watch em. Peepop is the truth
It’s like what the Viet cong did to the cum town channels
I’ve been seeing that shit pop up too that is not gonna fly not gonna fly one bit we need a call to arms asap!
It's a good thing this podcast is a secret
Is it okay to say thank Jesus when they’re talking about the Old Testament?
Dude I was walking through Walmart listening to this laughing my ass off at the butt fucking cousins and people definitely thought I was retarded
You might be dude
Joyous is close to functionally retarded, you're good dude.
I do the same thing at the gym, but the trick is when people look at you, always assume they are mirin
@@BlastinRope” Damn, retard strength really is true “
Matt’s always been funny to me, but I think this is the one that converts me to follow the shaman.
The dawg is unhinged and he just says, out loud, all the insane thoughts that enter a guys mind when it’s in a muddy place.
Complete and total truth bro, nothing but
matt is the truth
Had a cousin named Michelle, she was like 12 years older than me but we went to Burger King once (always my favorite) and these dudes were staring at her and she puts her burger down turns around and goes “what the fuck are you looking at?” She was for sure like 9/10 though dawgs. I was like 9 at the time but the dudes looked down and were so ashamed. She was awesome though, always got me video games for my birthday and convinced my aunt to get me my first M rated game on PS2 (Red Dead Revolver)
Thanks for telling us about your hot cousin
@@Ozhull you’re welcome bro np
@@dallassunderland Appreciate your service dude
Seems like you might have a touch of Australianism
What's her @
When I was in sixth grade I had a huge crush on this girl in one of my classes. Watched her and daydreamed about her like every single day. Then I went to a family reunion and she was there lmao. She was my third cousin and it honestly didn't change my mind at all. 😆
3rd cousin is far enough removed to muddy the gene pool. Play ball
😂😂😂😂
3rd is distant af my bro I hope you handled
Climb that fambly tree bruh
@@DJFaNaTiiC Nah man. I didn't talk to her at all at the reunion but next day at school she came up and said "hi cousin!" 😭😭
This starting with Matt saying “I’m reading the Old Testament” is hilarious
Coming into Matt saying, “dude, I’ve been reading the Old Testament” = instantly hilarious
“Cave man virtual reality” is a great description of just using your imagination in this techno world lmao
Ayyo Peepop, some leech is stealing your videos/thumbnails and reuploading your stuff!
"He pulls the vail up and is like Wtf, im supposed to be fucking Rebecka" i spit my drink out hearing that the 3rd time
“Dude I’ve been reading the Old Testament”
I’m a plumber and I’ve drive around and work in peoples houses always playing the podcast. No one’s said shit, they definitely heard it
Everyone's pretty cool with cousin fucking
Same here.... also YMH... they have some fckd up clips for everybody to hear.😂
Electrician here.
Blessed be the day you meet a fellow Dawg on the job
And here I am at work with my headphones ashamed of the podcasts I listen to
my friend called me a psychopath for blasting MSSP and cumtown in the warehouse I worked at but I didn't give a shit, and some people would overhear it and laugh during some bits
Had a crush on my cousin. Felt super wierd about that. Found out she was adopted way after I was married with kids.
That's rough buddy
Married 2 her???
Even if y'all weren't related by blood I think people would still find it odd Lmao
You the flash?
Damn adopted..talk about killing the mood
Matt has the gigachad daily schedule
@6:09 the sound Shane makes after hearing Matt forces his dogs to eat from his hands
OT also says if your brother is married and he dies, it's your duty to sleep and get his wife pregnant
Hunter Biden was just being a good man and following the old testament.
Good book, recommend it!
Peter Parker does not approve this message
Only if he didn't have kids of his own though
Pretty positive that Hunter Biden did that, except w/o the pregnancy
Matt needs his own reality show :
The Evangelical Dog Whisperer
Peepop, you’ve got some people stealing your videos and thumbnails… that’s how you know you’re doing something right!
Jacob apparently had a legitimate wrestling match with God lmao that book is some of the most ridiculous shit I've ever read
Elbows from heaven
imagine giving god a chokeslam
from hell 😂
God powerbombing Jacob after getting an attitude adjustment is so funny dude
It's awesome af. All you gotta remember is all of that Old Testament stuff, the insane rules, and everything was for the jews. If you think about it. Heaven is a big Jewish club God owns, right? Us Christians are getting snuck in the back by this cool guy who's the son of the owner called Jesus.
I love how the vid starts with “dude I been reading the Old Testament”😂😂😂😂😂🙂
I love that the Shaman must repeatedly interject with "ADOPTED, Adopted I say!"
Better question, what about aunts who are related by marriage?
I once went camping in the mountains. No food. 2 canteens of water. Just 1 night. I had snacks though. Psycilicibin mushrooms. After a long and rewarding night of gathering fuel for the fire and pondering my regrets and future…I went inside my 1 person tent. The wind HOWLED ontop that mountain. So much extra airflow, I remember burning through my firewood so much faster than expected…
So I’m in my tent. And I’m on the comedown. I’m ready for bed. Normally I go to bed and wind down with some UA-cam.
I figured. Fuck it. I pull out my phone. I have UA-cam premium so I had downloaded just one PeePop video. (I think it was the one where they talk about that teenaged girl who got some guy to kill himself)
Was an awesome way to end the night. I was grinning ear to ear, on 1% the whole time on my phone. I was able to listen to the whole video on that 1%.
So dope. Fucking love these two guys. Awesome podcast
Bro thats the hanukkah story but with cellphones and battery power instead of oil and menorahs. God blessed you with a miracle
Psilocybin, just a heads up.
What the fuck lol
I sold/used quite a bit of acid in the mid to late '10s and can honestly say I never found a better comedown aid than Cumtown and MSSP clips. Another cool thing is I now permanently have the disembodied voice of my good friend Nicolas mullen in my head 😂
The oil filled many vessels that night.
*"If my dogs wanna eat they HAVE to please me, there's no more free rides in this house"* - Matt
Now we know what the "Dong Wax" is for 😂
I used to hate life & this podcast taught me to laugh about my depressing situation😂 love from Chicago
Peepop is the only clips channel worthy of watching. The OG, the messiah, our savior.
Matt is the crazy glue that holds all of the dawgz together.
"fuck yeah, that's a good bible" 😂😂
Matt re-writing the bible in his own words would be a literary masterpiece.
The Shaman goes completely shameless in this one, and I am only 10 minutes in...
Son of Phil might need to be Shane's next special
Been subscribed to the paytch for a month now and I’ve been going in reverse order. Cant wait to get to these old episodes they are funny as fuck😊
@@Daniel-dl3tf and the new ones are still funny as shit too it’s exciting
lol that username
Matt not understanding what Prednisone is and comparing it to testosterone steroids is hilarious
i am a Muslim and i like your content guys
Inshallah
You liked the cousin part huh?
@@CKLachrofllll
I don’t give a damn
Some is reuploading your clips and using your thumbnails
Man these guys are sometimes relatable 😂
So many fucking inaccuracies this is hurting my brain😂
So glad that Shane didn't get the chance to delete MSSP, hours of entertainment
Peepop, the Lisan Al Gaib
Like Jesus is the lead singer of Lynyrd skinnered and he's rocking angle wings
He did, Jacob wrestled an angel in the middle of the night.
Peepop, you’re the OG 🤙🏼
Matt’s bits about the Bible are legit gold
0:41 "That's just good bible."
Shane son of Phill. 😂
Thing is, im the hot cousin in the family
Best thumbnail game on UA-cam
Apparently most commenters don’t have cousins
Roll MF Tide
Matt's right Hooker ads are great.
Hashtag blessed for a peepop upload 🙏
I’m still in Genesis 😂
All these false prophets out here ripping videos and thumbnails from our glorious peepoo. I for one, call for a fatwa, a holy war for such trespasses.
If I found out my cousin was hot I’d be fumin’
Going to take a few videos before I can forgive peepop for using an Alabama sign in the thumbnail of this vid.
I am adding the term "Hard old testament labor" to my vocabulary
I just realized Matt mccusker is Charlie Kelly if he could afford weed
thank you peepop
man...i feel so deprived not having a hot cousin
This podcast is very good for gays
In that case. Welcome
There's no point of the 'adopted' cousin. It has to be an actual cousin. That makes it taboo and hott.
Damn man I’m usually cool with the racist jokes and shit but they kinda went crazy in this one
His eyes were tired with sleep, holy shit I'm fucking dying dude
Jacob did indeed wrestle with God.
this is old testament and old testament.. god damn
right to my AC
I wanna subscribe, but you are at 69k and I would like to not be charged as one of the people who took a perfect number from you. So at 70k I’ll sub bro
That's good bible - Shane
Just to give the dawgs a bone, all of my cousins on my Mom's side weren't biologically related as my Mom was adopted. Also fun, one of my close friends had a hot step sister. I would go over to his place senior year of high school and enjoyed some special step sister time.
I never thought the zodiac sign stuff was real till I learned Matt and I are both Aquarius. We relate so much it hurts.
Matt'll never make it to Rabbi status. Lol horrible breakdown cutie boy
It would be funny if someone made a movie about some of the absurd Bible stories, comedy movie of coarse.
So funny how exponentially you narrow things down, immediately, when you admit a thing happened
You know Matt has family that saw him and were like hey dude shut the duck up on the cast man 😂 matt outs his whole family
Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌
Man Matt sucks at raising dogs! Lol he has the shortest theories and techniques
Have the two creators ever recognized or mentioned the messiah that is peepop
This podcast is just Shane talking to a guy who just lies non stop
0:50 as a Jacob i can confirm. "he who wrestles with God." an apt name for a 34 year old atheist
I need to go back to biblical days for . . Research 📝
The dawgs have moved on from quoting Anchorman to quoting the pod
Always great stuff
David wrestled a lion and daniel tamed lions
Never stop doing podcast together. Best bro podcast next to Rogan
I hope Matt’s AC hears this 😂
I thought it was to keep resources in the family
Tis a shame shatnation aren't using the Reddit more
Yeah so there aren't actually rules against cousins.
SALIENT topic
Matts laugh is more annoying than Stavs geez
bible class with Matt. nice
Great p-cast, lads. 😂
Peepop Supremacy
Leviticus is tough. It CAN be funny though if you read it as a Jew.