Morgott and Maliketh Try to FIX the Economy

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  • @Epsonea_482
    @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +182

    Ah… Didn’t intend for this to be so long, though unlike last time I am less tired out! Most will definitely be shorter after this like the last one though
    Lmao, had to use good ol’ ambient music for the final meme instead of the happy song
    Hearing everyone’s suggestions has given me so many ideas!

    • @manblessedbytheblacksparks
      @manblessedbytheblacksparks Рік тому +5

      Can you do one with queen markia the enteral pls 🥺

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +3

      @@manblessedbytheblacksparks I’ll have to find a suitable voice for her, so I’ll have to see

  • @KillerBlaze
    @KillerBlaze Рік тому +310

    Gideon: “money is a societal construct, just say it’s worth more now, lol”

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +50

      “Ayo you peeps, just change the tune from a 0 to a 1”

    • @mystomachhurt9312
      @mystomachhurt9312 Рік тому

      "Tarnished, fucking use the fucking golden scarab you imbecile wanker"

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 Рік тому +25

      When in the proper situation this is actually the principle of currency. It’s ridiculous when an actual economy is reliant on a belief of value of currency than true value.

  • @tokoyonokuni4656
    @tokoyonokuni4656 Рік тому +99

    "... who is it we are paying to in these lands?"
    The add that came immediately after everyone went speechless made it even funnier.

  • @darkrot824
    @darkrot824 Рік тому +473

    I like how you made Melina the gloam eyed queen in this lore. Wonder why she ditched her greatsword though

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +115

      Yeah it’s one of my favorite theories
      Probably just lost it and can’t get it back due to the whole “burned and bodiless” thing

    • @cavemanbuddyolpal
      @cavemanbuddyolpal Рік тому +37

      She overdid the ash of war and can’t hold it without agitating her burn scars

    • @RayanTheModder
      @RayanTheModder Рік тому +14

      @Esponea_482 she's probably just a shadow, same purple eyes as blaidd (the other baleful shadows too). And the eye that maliketh gives you.
      Perhaps she's... our shadow? In a weird poetic way.
      I do enjoy her being the queen, too (or perhaps princess or whatever)

    • @cyrusmuller6502
      @cyrusmuller6502 Рік тому +5

      @@Epsonea_482 well we find it in a chest protected maybe caelid was her domain

    • @thetimehascome874
      @thetimehascome874 Рік тому +2

      ​@@RayanTheModderisnt it only empyreans who are granted shadows like marika(maliketh) and ranni(blaidd) idk if I'm remembering right tho but that is a cool theory

  • @enigmabloom
    @enigmabloom Рік тому +124

    Ranni ditching taxes like she ditched her body lmao

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +21

      Can’t tax a “dead person” eh?

    • @iggytheincubus
      @iggytheincubus Рік тому

      @@Epsonea_482 Does this mean that Godwyn is being taxed? His soul is dead but his body isn't.
      EDIT did some checking. At least in America, braindead people in comas are considered dependents and the people caring for them get a tax break for their efforts.
      So I guess Fia would get a tax break

  • @franciscoguerineau9822
    @franciscoguerineau9822 Рік тому +84

    i love how this is a universe where they just repaired the elden ring and now is a sitcom

  • @TheStraightestWhitest
    @TheStraightestWhitest Рік тому +213

    I really don't think either Melina (if she is the Gloam-Eyed Queen) and especially Ranni (if Maliketh knew she was the one who orchestrated the theft) would be doing anything other than run for their lives if Maliketh was within earshot.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +72

      Oh believe me, were it not for their little situation, they would be running faster than a pre-nerfed Bloodhound’s step spammer lmao

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Рік тому +41

      @@Epsonea_482 ''a pre-nerfed Bloodhound’s step spammer'' This had me in stitches. Morgott and Maliketh are probably my favorites, both in game and in these AI voice memes. I do notice that while they all seem to nail Morgott's voice, they *really* struggle with the uniqueness of Maliketh's voice. A shame since he sounds so badass.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +18

      Maliketh is difficult because his voice has got that weird robotic-like tone to it that the ai can’t perfectly replicate. My first attempts had it sounding like a regular guy before it suddenly caught on

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Рік тому +4

      @@Epsonea_482 That's especially odd since Jonathan Kibble legit just sounds like that when he performs. I watched an interview of him talking about the role, and he did the voice for a few lines. It sounds just like Maliketh. No voice alterations needed. I'm not even sure they changed it at all for the final product. So the fact that the AI can't replicate the unique tones to someone's actual voice is pretty funny. Shows the range of these actors.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath Рік тому +1

      Not when he wants his employees to stop rioting.

  • @Falx415
    @Falx415 Рік тому +70

    Just an idea for the next one, Melina comes back to the Tarnished to find the Tarnished and Malenia getting along surprisingly well, perhaps too well... So she has to call Ranni up because who else do you turn to when you need to scheme to ruin an unexpected friendship (or perhaps more?) than the queen of schemes in the Lands Between?
    I'm totally imagining some Looney Tunes style traps and obstacles that completely backfire on them.
    Whatever you do, I've been enjoying these videos of yours, the pacing is good, you've gotten the voices to sound organic and not too stiff, well done.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +10

      I’ll definitely be adding that to the planning box! Thank you!

  • @Buzk_4
    @Buzk_4 Рік тому +43

    Hearing Ranni say "Yoink" is what I needed in my life

  • @Frescko
    @Frescko Рік тому +26

    Love the whole powerful demi-gods shit talking each other in modern slang.

  • @ElWiwiDelPasta
    @ElWiwiDelPasta Рік тому +60

    I found Morgott's voice to be quite fitting, even though it is not as similar to the OG voice ! Great job !

  • @Architectofawesome
    @Architectofawesome Рік тому +46

    I just realized Malacath has ''cat'' there in the name. Makes sense.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +13

      Man is described as a wolf-like beast
      But he leaps around like a cat lol

    • @Raidon484
      @Raidon484 Рік тому +1

      He's called Maliketh, where do you see a cat in there?

    • @Foolishfool2121
      @Foolishfool2121 Рік тому +2

      not if you spell it right

  • @jehmai6224
    @jehmai6224 Рік тому +10

    Gideon voice is amazing bro. So are the tarnished sounds. Make more and stay safe.

  • @somnus7959
    @somnus7959 Рік тому +32

    DAYUM! I’m sorry Maliketh automatically won before it’s even over. Witless Witch and failed monarch is crazy

  • @Nicholas95583
    @Nicholas95583 Рік тому +21

    I think morgott should be the official prime minister of the lands between

  • @lorine5515
    @lorine5515 Рік тому +24

    "Willful sons of bitches all" is my fav line now, lmao

  • @insertchannelnamehere8491
    @insertchannelnamehere8491 Рік тому +76

    Bruh, these are golden. Actually really enjoying the character dynamics and the voices are spot on. Starting to become a weird little fantasy sitcom.
    Btw: have you tried altering the way you spell “Marika” will that have any effect on how the AI pronounces it?

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +9

      The way Gideon said it was an attempt at that usually worked, but it just fell a bit flat
      I’ll need to find a more consistent, accurate saying of it

  • @brandonmulryan1522
    @brandonmulryan1522 Рік тому +8

    Missed opportunity for Rykard to just say togetha while sleeping.

  • @TheRobert2143
    @TheRobert2143 Рік тому +28

    That was a fun one. Glad to see each of the demigods gets along about as well as wet cats stuffed in a cage together. Still, at least everybody has their money back.

  • @theenderdestruction2362
    @theenderdestruction2362 Рік тому +23

    The tarnished should be the only one to have more knowledge of everyone and if he ever got drunk the tea he would spill would drown the lands between

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +10

      Oh, believe me
      I have a ‘Tarnished goes off’ plan at the ready for a later date

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Рік тому +6

      @@Epsonea_482 yesss let the madman do it make him make the frenzied flame seem civilized

  • @boof994
    @boof994 Рік тому +48

    I thought this would be morgott and maliketh very mundanely going over our modern economy in the real world and addressing president and politician policies and tax documents ppl get wrong affecting government taxes. I thought it would have been purposely long and boring and I would have enjoyed it lol

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +12

      I honestly would not have known where to get all the detailed info for that since I have little to no clue on that stuff lmao

    • @boof994
      @boof994 Рік тому +5

      No I get it, would probably have to look up the transcript of some other podcast or source talking on the government and taxes and why it isnt taught. Just the idea of no joke being there and all of it being very serious but also very boring just seems hilarious to me

  • @cinderblockdevourer
    @cinderblockdevourer Рік тому +3

    I just came across your channel by accident. Plz don't stop. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a WHILE

  • @GhostyGames.
    @GhostyGames. Рік тому +4

    6:14 "And you call yourself all-knowing" the way i would smite her if i was Gideon

  • @jamesvernon7625
    @jamesvernon7625 Рік тому +2

    I love these! Thank you! 😁

  • @poggersdank1237
    @poggersdank1237 Рік тому +1

    I love all the channells that do this, It’s so funny and I love it.

  • @franciscoguerineau9822
    @franciscoguerineau9822 Рік тому +3

    5:58 outstanding move

  • @bub6215
    @bub6215 Рік тому +3

    4:19
    I've unironically been using this as an insult towards my friends because of this video. Congratulations, you've given me my new favorite insult. Lovely videos btw! 👍

  • @manttotime7843
    @manttotime7843 Рік тому +7

    I always loved the *Try Finger but hole* across the souls games

  • @jamessider7949
    @jamessider7949 Рік тому +9

    Havent gotten around playing Elden Ring yet but when I do Ill take this is as cannon. 😆

  • @soap9277
    @soap9277 Рік тому +1

    I'm loving this storyline! Great work

  • @Amferam
    @Amferam Рік тому +18

    Do you think the eye Maliketh gives us is Melina’s? And if so how did she get it back?

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +4

      Gosh I remember when I first discovered that theory and it just clicked for me on how similar it looked!
      It honestly has to be, hence why she only has one. Or rather, she probably got it at the end since everything else in the FF ending is probably dead

  • @courier6640
    @courier6640 Рік тому +1

    I support this channel. You are hilarious, my friend.

  • @andrearomanini7043
    @andrearomanini7043 Рік тому +2

    GREAT content

  • @shinyrayquaza9
    @shinyrayquaza9 Рік тому +3

    I can't believe the erdtree bank went under

  • @NievesTheWitch
    @NievesTheWitch Рік тому +8

    Thanks goodness they didn't shatter the Elden Ring again making more runes would cause their runes to equal even less.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +2

      Ranni isn’t exactly the smartest one of the bunch

  • @sp0tl1gtf0rjustice
    @sp0tl1gtf0rjustice Рік тому +7

    This is late but, the Gloam-Eyed Queen theory reminds me of the Nameless King, which gave me the idea of, what if Dark Souls bosses and characters met their Elden Ring counterpart.
    Artoris - Malenia
    Nameless King - Melina
    Gwynn - Radagon/Marika
    Lothric and Lorian - Morgott and Mogh
    Abyss Watchers or Burnt Ivory King - Radahn

  • @MelodyofDarkness0001
    @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому +3

    "The person making this script doesn't-"
    Do... do I need a Deus Ex Machina?

  • @king_alonne3707
    @king_alonne3707 Рік тому +2

    Morgott should have said to Miketh in regarding the three of them, talking about the draconic tree sentinel I prepared for you right in the door, you are no exception shadowbound.

  • @wolfluva24
    @wolfluva24 Рік тому +1

    I simply love that in these universe two things remain constant for my eyes, radagon is a bad dad and gets dunked on for it, and moggot is barely keeping the lands between together

  • @The-defector
    @The-defector 5 місяців тому

    "You bastards, I LOVE THE ECONOMY"
    -rex mohs

  • @durrangodsgrief6503
    @durrangodsgrief6503 Рік тому +3

    Rykard advice: *Togethaaaaaaa*

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 Рік тому +1

    I kicked Malakith's ASS today with the Godslayer Greatsword and Tiche's Spirit Ashes! It was funny as F%#@! 🤣 When I walked into the arena, Malikith was like:; S%#@! Not again!'

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      Gosh I haven't used Tiche in ages, she's so useful

  • @jehmai6224
    @jehmai6224 Рік тому +5

    bro make more?!?!

  • @coolrock3733
    @coolrock3733 Рік тому +1

    I doubt Ranni would care though. She's been evading after all.

  • @camera_man115
    @camera_man115 Рік тому +1

    Gideon the all knowing on how to evade taxes ranni could use some advice

  • @jamesstewart2041
    @jamesstewart2041 6 місяців тому

    "The person making this script doesn't," bro really is all knowing.

  • @raen3042
    @raen3042 11 місяців тому

    i got try tongue but hole tattooed on me after elden ring came out and had been playing it

  • @lorddervish212quinterosara6
    @lorddervish212quinterosara6 Рік тому +13

    tbh I didn't undertand a single thing Gideon said

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +8

      Basically:
      “Our runes have no value!”
      “You’re demigods paying no one but yourselves. Simply make it have value again”

    • @lorddervish212quinterosara6
      @lorddervish212quinterosara6 Рік тому

      @@Epsonea_482 How did they make it valuable again?

    • @danield.1605
      @danield.1605 Рік тому +1

      @@lorddervish212quinterosara6 Well, the reason we even accept money as payment is because we as society believe they have value and we treat money as such. It is like using shells as payment. Not useful if only one person does it, but if we all do accept it as payment for products, then it becomes a legitimate currency.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome Рік тому

      @@lorddervish212quinterosara6 by Saying that It has value.
      TL;DR: The value of runes comes from them Just going "this Is Valuable"

  • @_.Wanderer_
    @_.Wanderer_ Рік тому +3

    to behonest, I would have done the same thing as rykard, I would just ditch the entire thing and go to sleep other than handeling the money

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      Saves unnecessary stress. Gotta dream of devouring gods

    • @_.Wanderer_
      @_.Wanderer_ Рік тому +1

      @@Epsonea_482 here is the stuff you will need to understand your sentence
      ua-cam.com/video/wjOj_6cMGEY/v-deo.html

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      Goated mashup

    • @_.Wanderer_
      @_.Wanderer_ Рік тому

      @@Epsonea_482 maybe

  • @endoskel9262
    @endoskel9262 6 місяців тому

    Neville what did you do…

  • @pasalasaga
    @pasalasaga Рік тому +2

    About that last part. How can you do that?! I would really like to know please.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому +2

      Go the Four Belfries
      Loot the chest with the Imbued Sword Key and use it on the structure with the sign, “Crumbling Lands.”
      Once you get to Farum Azula, fast travel to Castleward Tunnel at Stormveil Castle. Keep a VERY close eye on the loading bar, and wait for it to be about 95-98% complete
      Force quit your game, either by closing the application or some other means on platforms, and load up the save
      If you’ve timed it right, you should be at Farum Azula’s starting location without burning the forge

    • @pasalasaga
      @pasalasaga Рік тому +1

      @@Epsonea_482 damn It! I used It to go to the tutorial. Where I can find more of those keys.

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      One is in Sellia around the very right side when you enter. In a small room
      One is in Raya Lucaria after jumping across the rooftops and climbing up the ladders of the tower you drop into after the flying enemies. Should be on a dead body on a separate roof

    • @pasalasaga
      @pasalasaga Рік тому

      @@Epsonea_482 You know, I always have felt that Melina is very wasted. Like why such importance in the trailers when in the game she barely does anything. I wish we could have more interactions or anything. Or seeing slightly smile, she's so serious all the time, she looks pissed.
      I wonder if there is a mod about It.

  • @manblessedbytheblacksparks
    @manblessedbytheblacksparks Рік тому +2

    Can you do one with queen markia the enteral pls🥺😊

  • @ShallotTheancientsaiyan
    @ShallotTheancientsaiyan Рік тому +1

    Rykard the entire episode: 🛌

  • @CertifiedElite420
    @CertifiedElite420 Рік тому +1

    can we see rykard in a future video?

  • @narubell
    @narubell Рік тому +1

    Not sure how it works but would changing how the name Marika is spelled when the AI is translating it make the pronunciation more accurate? Like putting in Merrika or something?

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      That’s what I’ve been doing
      Used “ma-rick-a” for an attempt, but I’ll have to find a better alternative

  • @mateuszdabrowski7078
    @mateuszdabrowski7078 Рік тому +1

    XD love that

  • @casualtake1497
    @casualtake1497 Рік тому +1

    From which character morgott and maliketh sound sample? Sounds familiar

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      I basically used their voice files but for some reason it was really difficult to get right

    • @casualtake1497
      @casualtake1497 Рік тому +1

      @@Epsonea_482 ohh I thought they are from different game

  • @novothehedgehog8680
    @novothehedgehog8680 Рік тому +1

    So, how do you "wrong-warp"? I'm actually curious enough to try it

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      Go to the Four Belfries in Liurnia, use the imbued sword key in the chest on the Waygate that says “Crumbling Lands”
      Once there, fast travel to Castleward Tunnel and right before the loading bar is about to complete, forcibly close the game and reload it
      You should be at Farum Azula without burning the tree, but platform and load times can vary on success

    • @novothehedgehog8680
      @novothehedgehog8680 Рік тому +1

      @@Epsonea_482 Got it, thx
      But I kinda used the imbued sword key for the Chapel, though

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      There's one in Raya Lucaria and one in Sellia

    • @novothehedgehog8680
      @novothehedgehog8680 Рік тому

      Hey, so I tried a bunch of times, and none of them worked

  • @Marastife
    @Marastife Рік тому +1

    I'm still not sure which of them chicks can catch it....can we do a 3 way?

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      Bro I doubt any amount of leveling to endurance will help with that lol

  • @Chatisthisrealquestionmark
    @Chatisthisrealquestionmark Рік тому +2

    elden Bets.

  • @devonmike7392
    @devonmike7392 Рік тому +1

    yoink😂😂😂😂

  • @Runwithmewillya
    @Runwithmewillya Рік тому +1

    When did gurranqs and Melinas beef start?

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      Basically he fought the Gloam Eyed Queen and sealed her black flames
      I have Melina as the GEQ, so they have some beef

    • @Runwithmewillya
      @Runwithmewillya Рік тому +1

      @@Epsonea_482 ohhhh thx

  • @lostpeace8878
    @lostpeace8878 Рік тому +1

    Wait why was rykard Needed? (i think that's how you say his name)he a giant snake 🐍

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      In the lore he was apparently quite the smart individual, so it made sense for me

    • @lostpeace8878
      @lostpeace8878 Рік тому

      @@Epsonea_482 oh ok but was it before or after he got eaten by the giant snake? Because I think he brain dead when he got eaten by the snake or something

  • @nwithan12
    @nwithan12 Рік тому +1

    How the hell do you wrong warp to farm azula?

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      Four belfries. Rest at the grace there and use the Crumbing Lands portal to go to a section of it. Then, fast travel to the Roundtable Hold and wait until the loading bar is near 100% but a little less, and force quit the game.
      Time it right, and you're at Farum Azula with a still alive and non-hateful Melina

  • @Xternnal
    @Xternnal 7 місяців тому

    Have you ever thought maybe starting a discord server

  • @memphisreines
    @memphisreines 4 місяці тому

    🤞

  • @kamilnowak7015
    @kamilnowak7015 Рік тому +1

    What AI are you useing for this voices - they are rly real.?

  • @garionbeast
    @garionbeast 3 місяці тому

    fourth rewatch

  • @FanFished
    @FanFished Рік тому +1

    "this wasn't meant to take so long"
    It was 8 minutes long
    You did it for mid time ads

    • @Epsonea_482
      @Epsonea_482  Рік тому

      I’ll be honest, it was nearing that point so I just said screw it and committed
      I did underestimate how long all the voices would be combined though

  • @javiersce6010
    @javiersce6010 Рік тому +1

    Marik*

  • @The_Minds_Butterfly
    @The_Minds_Butterfly 4 місяці тому

    I wonder if you could technically hire the voice actors instead of ai voices.

  • @niteshanthony2324
    @niteshanthony2324 8 місяців тому

    Hey, we do not know each other but I would like to tell u that despite all the bad that you have done in your life, GOD still loves you and wants you to be with him (GOD), all yoi must do is to trust in Jesus like how u would trust in parachute when jumping out of a plane and you must be willing to turn from your wrong doings and do what is right