Literally everybody has more lore than any bosses in anything ever. That’s what happens when people exist for any amount of time, things happen. A 5 year old has more lore than any boss in any WoW expansion.
Honestly, imagine if they came out with this on April Fool's day and it was there for like a week or two. You got a ton of meme loot and shit. That would awesome. And for beating mythic you get the title "Ya boi"
@@Malsavahara Before you can officially allow something into a game, it has to be run through customs which decide if something is/isn't legally allowed to be put into the game. Putting real people into the game is something that can only be done with required changes like making the NPCs name something different and changing his appearance to be similar, but not too similar. There's a lot of "behind the scenes" at work preventing things like this. Generally, the public refers to this kind of stuff as "the red tape".
Mcconnell should summon Asmongold, just like Majordomo summons Ragnaros. "Behold Asmongold, the Mold Lord. He was ancient when Pink Sparkles was young"
Should be chat summoning Mccool while Asmon's on bathroom break. Then increase the happiness gauge of chat and triggers a AOE Twich Prime damage effect.
I'd Lose If They Added Asmongold As A An UNBEATABLE MAX HP HARD MODE BOSS WITH SUBS From His Main Channel As His Health Bar And Ultimate Troll Move Called Rant LOL😂
@@marianoronix Nah it's pretty much the same, excessively complicated with a billion different mechanics that all kill you instantly. Difference is the video does it ironically lol.
Only mechanic that was missing from this was the rat adds who break the durability on your armor.. Much like how in real life the rats chew holes in Asmon's clothes as we see on stream sometimes, the rat adds in this raid when they attack you should cause a 5% durability loss per second that they are attacking you, so if they aren't dealt with fast enough, they can literally chew right through your armor and break it, forcing you to repair mid-fight
Ok I will he's a shitstain that makes bank doing nothing. Unfortunately the day WoW dies or his channel dies it won't be a rude awakening, b/c he's smart enough to save up money for that day. Hopefully on his deathbed he will regret having an empty life. Have a good day everyone!
@@primary2630 Ah the point and meaning of life is to have fun. I mean it is, if you're 12, 18, 25, maybe up to 40. I used to think the same thing. Games are fun and all even in excess but they aren't a reason for living. You'll get it once you get older. Way older. It'll take a while. Don't worry you got lots of time.
@@johntravis7304 Uh... a majority of peoples' goals in life is to be happy, make a living and build relationships. I genuinely dislike Asmongold, but he seems to be doing all three of those things from the comfort of his own home, all whilst taking care of his mom and maintaining his friendships in and out of the game. Plus he's making a couple mil a year. That's a bonus.
Dude, if Blizz made this as an April fools raid I would love them forever. This dude just came up with the best raid ever conceived. Blizz could get so much positive feedback from this.
He's forgetting a major mechanic. Over the course of the fight Asmongold gradually ninja loots the raid's gear until they're all naked and defenceless. Ninja loot rate triples with the Mcconnell add present. Also the Mcconnell add throws a temper tantrum every 30 seconds, booting a player in possession of an item he wanted from the encounter. Paladins are most likely to be affected by this ability.
You guys realize that if that were to be implemented and that Asmongold were to defeat himself on twitch at the same time it would create a paradox that could potentially destroy the whole world! Right?
Little do we know that he played then beat a modded version in 2019. Now we are in the event horizon of the collapse of time and space. Thankfully we have a solution against it with the yearly flu, cold and apocalypse vaccine.
Weird how Asmon has so much insight into the raid mechanics before they are even explained, almost like the raid environment exactly mimics his room and isn't actually a meme.
Runescape has immortalized their best players into the game... WoW should do the same. I demand Asmongold to be in the game as a raid boss for the remainder of the game. Mount Off Raid. the true hardcore players.
An idea for the I Don't Make Gold, Gold Makes Me mechanic, -On mythic difficulty if enough gold is given, Asmongold gains "The Authentic Asmongold Experience" which causes him to gain 35% additional hp and damage from gear, allow him to crit through mitigation effects like shield block and dual wield thunderfury and sulfuras which unleash their effects on the raid.
*In a touch of desperation to keep his stream alive he references his balding head. Placing his hand over his big forehead and showing his bald spots. The bald spots shine brightly and blind any players in its direction*
A swarm of skittering cockroaches is the most accurate depiction of Asmon fans I've ever heard. The only way to appease the raid boss is to give him all of your gold.
i just find it hilarious that parents in austin texas would call their kid austin... like... "yeah man, my parents! my parents were not original in the slightest."
heres an idea for the mount off part. if its on mythic mode the player have to get on a mount from a normal mode raid or dungeon then heroic and then finally a mythic mode mount. on nomal mode you have to get on three normal mode mounts etc.
Literally impossible raid. The Aura from Asmon that applies a Mold Spore every 3 seconds plus an Ooze that applies another Mold spore every 3 seconds means you're going to get 12 mold spores in less than 30 seconds. This means that when you get mind controlled, you are permanently mind controlled You have less than 12 seconds to kill the Ooze add to prevent 1 stack, and 6 seconds later, Asmon will summon another Ooze. This mechanic continues until Asmon reaches 30% HP which is impossible considering the other mechanics in the fight UNLESS the Ooze has very low hp and can be dealt with in less than 10 seconds (the other 2 seconds to realize an Ooze has spawned and kill it, and the other 1 seconds to return to fighting). During this time, Asmon must still be dealt damage to prevent natural HP regeneration from healing him over the course of the Ooze's life. Imagine this along with all the other mechanics.
One of my favorite raids has only one boss, Malygos’s fight was awesome, whoever does the background artwork for that (and the timeless cavern, seriously the space background near the entrance is beautiful) is amazing, and I love the story for it, and I like the flying magi, it’s fun trying to farm the Azure Drake, which I want as my flying mount
Only saw title If he was a raid boss, he would do the Enardo minion summon. Asmon would summon an army of 10k subs/viewers. His health would reflect his minions 10k minions/10k health 😅
2 things missing in this: 1) Losing hair as a boss ability which entangles nearby players and stuns them 2) at 10% asmongold can't be killed. A player has to run to his computer and writes "Hello evrybody" which spawns the friendly mob "Advertise shadow priest". Advertise will then cast a mind control spell. Asmongold and his streamer friends will try to interupt this spell so the players have to stop them. As soon as the mind control cast is finished asmongold will be controlled to jump out of his window which ends the fight.
The sad part is that the idea of the so to speak "happiness bar" and "viewer count" thing, rebranded and changed to something else, could actually be a really solid boss mechanic x)
This guy clearly put more thought into this than Blizzard puts into actual raid boss concepts.
More thought that Blizz puts into anything.... Blizz is a joke.
@@DarkCellsCustos 💯🎯
World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Twitch King
This is brilliant xd
@@Drarck_ As his name xD
World of Warcraft: Balding Crusade
10/10
Oh god. That’s damn GOOD
Asmon literally has more lore than most of the bosses in retail...
L
That's because people actually care enough to check what Asmongold's background is
Literally everybody has more lore than any bosses in anything ever. That’s what happens when people exist for any amount of time, things happen. A 5 year old has more lore than any boss in any WoW expansion.
That is because Asmon is a real human and not a fictional character.. every human has more lore than cartoon characters.
Only a small portion of raid bosses have alot of lore behind them, true for retail and classic, don't kid yourself.
The trash mobs in the raid should be: Racoons, ants, mold elementals and pieces of his lost hair alive as hair elementals.
Surtur Don’t forget teeth. Haha
@@vindorin Big true
Hairlementals
i was waiting for maggots in food but it never appears :(
mold elementals 😂
Honestly, imagine if they came out with this on April Fool's day and it was there for like a week or two. You got a ton of meme loot and shit. That would awesome. And for beating mythic you get the title "Ya boi"
For Asmongold Viewers that would be awesome and the mechanics are pretty well explained but sadly Blizz cant do things like that
Dathrix I think it’d be great for the people that hate him too honestly hahaha
@@Dathrix wym they cant, they can do anything to the game as long as they dont care about standards money and being fired or replaced
@@Malsavahara Before you can officially allow something into a game, it has to be run through customs which decide if something is/isn't legally allowed to be put into the game. Putting real people into the game is something that can only be done with required changes like making the NPCs name something different and changing his appearance to be similar, but not too similar. There's a lot of "behind the scenes" at work preventing things like this. Generally, the public refers to this kind of stuff as "the red tape".
@@TaIathar then change the name to Asmonbald and give him no hair instead of a little hair
Mcconnell should summon Asmongold, just like Majordomo summons Ragnaros.
"Behold Asmongold, the Mold Lord. He was ancient when Pink Sparkles was young"
isnt it the other way around.... asmon always summons mcconnie to his stream, or he just appears out of nowhere...
mcconnell just storms in as the secret mythic only phase as soon as asmon dies with an ear deafening REEEEEEE
Should be chat summoning Mccool while Asmon's on bathroom break. Then increase the happiness gauge of chat and triggers a AOE Twich Prime damage effect.
the lord of the forgotten lands ( twitch ) azmon the baldy giant
McConnell is a rare spawn
Face it. We’re all here for the mount.
asmirions head
It would be an interesting mount off
I'm here for the pet 😂
What is the pet cat Dany
It’s a new colouring of the cat battle pet from the woman in elwyn
Real talk: I can see this being the actual boss fight of the next South Park game.
Someone send this to blizzard so they can create it for April's fools 😂
Would resub for that.
@Sofa King ho shit.
/sarcasm
And classic isnt the hot shit you tout it to be. Calm your rockets boomer.
@@condotiero860 ok zoomer
And I thought Mythic Pre-Nerf Killjaden was ridiculous
It's already happening on a certain private server.
Disappointed he does not apply a hair loss debuff on the raid.
The amout of thought this guy put into the fight is impressive lmao
I almost had a fking asthma attack when announced the ability "14 days later same shirt"
rookie numbers, I can go 2 months in one.
This is why I like Asmongold, no matter what anyone says. He can laugh about himself and take a joke.
Agreed. Dude literally pulled up a video of him making an ass of himself just to give context to the spinning traffic cone thing 😆
I'd Lose If They Added Asmongold As A An UNBEATABLE MAX HP HARD MODE BOSS WITH SUBS From His Main Channel As His Health Bar And Ultimate Troll Move Called Rant LOL😂
The last phase should have been called "THE LITERAL GOD!"
or stone Cold gold
That’s the title you get for defeating him
Reins of Pink Sparkles lmao
Best store mount :)
a full mythic raid all riding her to asmongold's next mount off
Very expensive buyable mount.
Tier 3 Store Mount
@Billius Madroggen okay incel
This is actually decent game design lol
Lmao it's better than the current wow design
@@marianoronix Nah it's pretty much the same, excessively complicated with a billion different mechanics that all kill you instantly. Difference is the video does it ironically lol.
This is why I watch Asmongold. Not for the bullshit drama but just the shear amount of strange and unusual things he finds to talk about.
Honestly, the mount off or anything achievement related would be a cool mechanic for a boss fight. Like an achievement grinders raid boss.
This guy needs to be hired by a company and make actual raid bosses
Only mechanic that was missing from this was the rat adds who break the durability on your armor.. Much like how in real life the rats chew holes in Asmon's clothes as we see on stream sometimes, the rat adds in this raid when they attack you should cause a 5% durability loss per second that they are attacking you, so if they aren't dealt with fast enough, they can literally chew right through your armor and break it, forcing you to repair mid-fight
Blizzard hire this guy or riot, this literally sounds like an awesome raid xD
Say what you want about Asmon, he has a great sense of humor.
Ok I will he's a shitstain that makes bank doing nothing. Unfortunately the day WoW dies or his channel dies it won't be a rude awakening, b/c he's smart enough to save up money for that day. Hopefully on his deathbed he will regret having an empty life. Have a good day everyone!
@@johntravis7304 seems like he's having fun, so not that empty.
@@primary2630 Ah the point and meaning of life is to have fun. I mean it is, if you're 12, 18, 25, maybe up to 40. I used to think the same thing. Games are fun and all even in excess but they aren't a reason for living. You'll get it once you get older. Way older. It'll take a while. Don't worry you got lots of time.
John Travis as a great author once said, there is a difference between maturity and telling yourself you are mature.
@@johntravis7304 Uh... a majority of peoples' goals in life is to be happy, make a living and build relationships. I genuinely dislike Asmongold, but he seems to be doing all three of those things from the comfort of his own home, all whilst taking care of his mom and maintaining his friendships in and out of the game.
Plus he's making a couple mil a year. That's a bonus.
Someone needs to make this fight on a private server LOL
I don't even watch Asmon on twitch. It's just easier to pop on a highlight when I have time so thank you for uploading these videos.
Dude, if Blizz made this as an April fools raid I would love them forever. This dude just came up with the best raid ever conceived. Blizz could get so much positive feedback from this.
He's forgetting a major mechanic. Over the course of the fight Asmongold gradually ninja loots the raid's gear until they're all naked and defenceless. Ninja loot rate triples with the Mcconnell add present. Also the Mcconnell add throws a temper tantrum every 30 seconds, booting a player in possession of an item he wanted from the encounter. Paladins are most likely to be affected by this ability.
You guys realize that if that were to be implemented and that Asmongold were to defeat himself on twitch at the same time it would create a paradox that could potentially destroy the whole world! Right?
All the more reason it needs to happen
Little do we know that he played then beat a modded version in 2019. Now we are in the event horizon of the collapse of time and space. Thankfully we have a solution against it with the yearly flu, cold and apocalypse vaccine.
4:26 all the dr pepper cans in the video.. look at asmon theres one right behind him LOL
Weird how Asmon has so much insight into the raid mechanics before they are even explained, almost like the raid environment exactly mimics his room and isn't actually a meme.
i imagine when millions comment on yourr videos aand chat in your stream you hear the same jokes over and over
Runescape has immortalized their best players into the game... WoW should do the same. I demand Asmongold to be in the game as a raid boss for the remainder of the game. Mount Off Raid. the true hardcore players.
And He Should Actually Wear Gold With An HP Bar Made Of Gold And He Should Be Unbeatable 😂
Holy shit this is gold, and the ending is perfect.
and holy shit look at all the fucking gold Asmon has! 6000 gold!!!!! Im officially jealous.
It's not just gold. It's asmongold.
This guy knows how to design boss mechanics, blizzard should give him a job.
"THE LITERAL GOD": After 8 minutes he goes Berserk, increasing his damage by 1000%, Execute is now spammable and has no rage/health requirements.
The trade window part killed me lmao
Activision: "WRITE THIS DOWN, WRITE THIS DOWN"
An idea for the I Don't Make Gold, Gold Makes Me mechanic,
-On mythic difficulty if enough gold is given, Asmongold gains "The Authentic Asmongold Experience" which causes him to gain 35% additional hp and damage from gear, allow him to crit through mitigation effects like shield block and dual wield thunderfury and sulfuras which unleash their effects on the raid.
20:53 Your moment to shine!
Yup. Not often that one of the Highlighters gets called out personally.
Imagine setting up a game mechanic to where you can summon Advertise to fight alongside you!
"We are far in the future now and WoW is in a crisis..."
2 years ago, there was a prophacy made!
This is Solid Gold. Literally priceless. Laughed all the way through.
When the sorcerer grabbed the nuggets and teleported over the trash that was a 100 IQ play.
All jokes aside, this is the perfect form of satire... Really well done.
20:50 Just realized I'm watching this on the highlight video and thats you right there 🤣🤣🤣
17:28 RUN AWAY little girl! run awayy...
Asmon should also have an ability called "blinding baldness" - causes players to run around in confusion.
*In a touch of desperation to keep his stream alive he references his balding head. Placing his hand over his big forehead and showing his bald spots. The bald spots shine brightly and blind any players in its direction*
A swarm of skittering cockroaches is the most accurate depiction of Asmon fans I've ever heard.
The only way to appease the raid boss is to give him all of your gold.
This is like the most loving roast of someone I've ever seen, lmfao! What a great video, gonna go like'n'fave the original now!
ok thanks for telling everyone
@@ChudicusMaximus fuck off hes expressing joy for the video. Go be a bitch somewhere else douche rimmer
@@joeym3147 Douche rimmer, omfg I've never heard that before, gave me a good laugh lol, love it, and ty.
i just find it hilarious that parents in austin texas would call their kid austin... like... "yeah man, my parents! my parents were not original in the slightest."
When you are mind controlled by asmond, you will want to give him all your gold. Immediately unplug your router
honestly just make this boss battle a thing, this is way more intricate than any boss fight in the game right now lol
if he was a raid boss he would just ninja our equipped gear and block everyone
Unironically better design that any WoW boss from the last expansion
Best Asmon related content I’ve ever seen 😂
**Asmongold retreats behind a barrier of fast food boxes.... Asmongold- "Well ACTUALLY..." *looks around, nods
we need asmond as a raid boss, and we will actualy will protect him like our king. all hail asmond!!!
Porcupine Monarch just provided possibly the highest form of flattery I have ever seen. That's a real fan right there.
When Someone makes a Fan based raid that's easiest the most hardest Raid...cause ya know its ya Boi
If Asmon is a raid boss then Advertise has him on farm.
The best part is when McConnell shows up with reinforcements.
Seeing Asmon playing with his friend brought such a feeling of Nostalgia i almost cried. Those truly were better times 🥲
heres an idea for the mount off part. if its on mythic mode the player have to get on a mount from a normal mode raid or dungeon then heroic and then finally a mythic mode mount. on nomal mode you have to get on three normal mode mounts etc.
"Invite to AsmonLayer".. That's what the raid should be named: Asmon's Lair
That... is what's it's called... Did you even watch the first 5 minutes of the video?
@@TaIathar he calls it Asmongold's lair, not Asmon's Lair. The later would make more sense due to what I mentioned in the OP.
Literally impossible raid. The Aura from Asmon that applies a Mold Spore every 3 seconds plus an Ooze that applies another Mold spore every 3 seconds means you're going to get 12 mold spores in less than 30 seconds. This means that when you get mind controlled, you are permanently mind controlled You have less than 12 seconds to kill the Ooze add to prevent 1 stack, and 6 seconds later, Asmon will summon another Ooze. This mechanic continues until Asmon reaches 30% HP which is impossible considering the other mechanics in the fight UNLESS the Ooze has very low hp and can be dealt with in less than 10 seconds (the other 2 seconds to realize an Ooze has spawned and kill it, and the other 1 seconds to return to fighting). During this time, Asmon must still be dealt damage to prevent natural HP regeneration from healing him over the course of the Ooze's life. Imagine this along with all the other mechanics.
There are Dr Peppers in the game, AND one right behind you! LOL
He’d ninja all his own loot haha.
The "I gotta take a piss sorry guys" has me in fucking stitches
This was awesome. Blizzard needs to hire this guy for dungeon and raid fights. The street cone has me on the floor.
I actually want this raid to happen now
Plot twist: "There's is no Asmongold's secret level."
the struggle to swing that cone was real.
This video has more than 10 times the views of the original video.
17:59 the suggested videos is like a cherry on the top.
This dude needs to be a raid designer
Diablo straight up stole your berserker bash spin from your cone moves lolol
omg, Asmongold - that bit from your old vid with the traffic cone - it looks like the cone is winning. :D
What's that song that's played at 29:25 .
One of my favorite raids has only one boss, Malygos’s fight was awesome, whoever does the background artwork for that (and the timeless cavern, seriously the space background near the entrance is beautiful) is amazing, and I love the story for it, and I like the flying magi, it’s fun trying to farm the Azure Drake, which I want as my flying mount
This fight is actually more creative and well thought out than any other fight in WoW today
congrats for making the boss fight Daily Dose haha
"far in the future..." oof
This aged.. SO well.
Lol that traffic come weighs more than he does.
"this is the best video ever" - doesnt instantly click the like button.
I was expecting the adds to be Hair Elementals. But I'll take roaches.
oh gods, this is amazing!!
It insults and compliments him at the same time, quite a feat!
Half of all raid bosses everywhere: 1:28 - 1:41
22:51 Minutes into the video and my Wish is... TO MAKE THIS INTO WOW immediately! :D 100/10!
Only saw title
If he was a raid boss, he would do the Enardo minion summon.
Asmon would summon an army of 10k subs/viewers.
His health would reflect his minions 10k minions/10k health 😅
I was hoping that there was gonna be a phase on him being bald lol
Baldmongold is the secret mythic mechanic if one player records themselves going through the leftover boxes.
2 things missing in this:
1) Losing hair as a boss ability which entangles nearby players and stuns them
2) at 10% asmongold can't be killed. A player has to run to his computer and writes "Hello evrybody" which spawns the friendly mob "Advertise shadow priest". Advertise will then cast a mind control spell. Asmongold and his streamer friends will try to interupt this spell so the players have to stop them. As soon as the mind control cast is finished asmongold will be controlled to jump out of his window which ends the fight.
The sad part is that the idea of the so to speak "happiness bar" and "viewer count" thing, rebranded and changed to something else, could actually be a really solid boss mechanic x)
Nearly pissed my self i was laughing so hard. Grate video😂😂
This is how I envision boss fight guides should look like! 😂
Asmon would ninja loot his own corpse.
Please we all know even if you beat him he’s gonna Ninja the purples anyways.
Went fight him he has full set of hair 100%.then start losing hair went hp goes down.
We have to save that for the time travel dungeon with the bronze dragon flight
Protip: Spacebar can pause a video quicker and more accurately
This video is so hilarious!
10of10
would recommend to others
would watch again
"...spawns Neckbeard Ooze" ROFL, this video is hilarious! 😂😂