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I'm so offended. The atheists in this movie didn't eat one baby or sacrifice a single virgin.
M. Victor Howard
Maybe it's because they realize that's what the "good" Christians do in the "Holy" Bible
I'M SO FUCKING HOLY THAT MY SHITS GLOW BLUE!
xD
M. Victor Howard Ikr I love eating babies they portrayed my beliefs wrong
AtheistVeganPimpManRod And tounge their assholes
The plot twist is that this movie is intentionally bad and actually atheist propaganda.
I kind of wish this was the case.
I have a friend who cites this series as what shook his faith and led him down the road to atheism
@@randomisonline LOL
Yeah, as a Christian, this movie offends me.
HAHAHA
The plot of God's Not Dead 3:
An Atheist sneezes.
A Christian replies with "bless you".
The Christian is then sentenced to death.
Based on a true story.
Lol
They actually feature a scene similar to what you described, a member of the jury sneezes, another one says "Bless you" and the good lawyer mocks the idea of the "offending" dude who said it going to jail
I actually like to to ask if I can be cursed instead. Not because of religion, I just think it's funny.
Not gonna lie, Pureflix sounds like the name of a pornography studio.
Whiny B PureFucks
Yeyeyeyeysysysysysysys
Who says, "pornography".
@@ImGoingSupersonic Alot of people, apparently.
Robert Witt i call em fuck films
The Bee Movie's courtroom scene was better than God's Not Dead 2's courtroom scene
Iare RubberDucky but to be fair that's like comparing Citizen Kane to Foodfight
Mojoforthewin Yeah food fight is a real masterpiece while citizen kane was a cheap cash in
Yeah because the bee movie courtroom scenes had John Goodman.
strawberryfieldsforever I would buy that Ray Liotta private select honey.
you do not have the right to talk about the same lord that made you he made every thing
They should just give the rights back to Marvel
No, they're gonna give this to DC/Warner Bros. And WBs is gonna remake this movie into "Superman's Not Dead" and Zack Snyder will direct it.
Turkish Airline's Not Dead.
Martha's Not Dead
The DCEU's Not Dead.
Good joke
“This is our leader Xenu... I don’t know why you’re laughing”
“OH MY GOD!”
Yeah the public was pretty disrespectful... What happened to respecting others' beliefs?
There's literally so many historical stories of actual Christian persecution in Africa and Asia that would make for absolute banger movies, yet these "Christians" waste their funds on stupid, hateful, and corny movies. Oh well, guess all we can do is point and laugh until they get the message.
Silence by Martin Scorsese is exactly about that and it's one of the best movies I've even seen.
Especially in early Roman history. They turned people into human candles! That’s much cooler than anything PureFlix has ever made.
@@1nva0er55 Was going to recommend Silence as well. Brilliant film, probably one of my favorite Scorsese films so far actually.
Also, the old "Androcles and the Lion" film was pretty good (an adaptation of a GB Shaw play, so of course it's good), and who can forget "Quo Vadis"?
Can't do films on groups like the persecuted Japanese Christian's, cause they aren't relatable enough. It has to be in America to push an agenda that "we're pwersecuted by da mean athiests uwu"
That scientology presentation. I don't know how he kept a straight face through that
He did so because he was crying on the inside (from the EXTERMINATUs nuke that would impact in 30 seconds)
Trent Sprouse because he was serious
Trent Sprouse very funny as hell.
Trent Sprouse Biting his lip. obviously
Lots and lots of practice lol I have a friend who did something similar once and she practiced it so much she almost didn't find it funny anymore.
That Scientology part was outstanding
The Skoolmustard highlight of the video
The Skoolmustard it was absolutely class.
"unless you're poor, then you can go fuck yourself"
The Skoolmustard yes xenu is my guy
It's a fun cult
THERE IS A THIRD GOD'S NOT DEAD MOVIE
REVIEW IT OR I WILL CHEAT ON THE CHEESIE'S CHALLENGE
I came back a year later and I didn't realize I would get this many likes
Joshua Lancman NOT THE CHEESY CHALLENGE!!!!!!
You would be better off releasing the drone.
@@charlescalthrop2535 or trashing a lone iraqi food cart, le chacal
J C few get that reference. I’m pleased someone does.
I have some shush-concerns about it
Ralphs layered rendition of "Hallelujah" brings me to tears every single time. It made me convert to Christianity, and change my name to Jesus.
You want to see good Christian propaganda? Go watch Veggie Tales
Ha
I'm an atheist, but even I have to admit that compared to other forms of propaganda, Veggie Tales is actually kind of smart and funny.
Like, just take out the religious nonsense and you'd have yourself a solid children's program.
i loved Veggie Tales When I was a kid.
Liberal bias Ooooh yeah.
I wouldn't even call it propaganda (not in the negative sense at least) all of the messages are basic morals you'd see in any other kids show, only they acknowledge God, or parody a biblical story. You didn't see stuff about religious persecution or other garbage (besides that one episode with the chocolate bunnies but that seemed more for laughs then anything). My only real complaint about the religious stuff is that it can be preachy, but it's only about as preachy as other kids shows. Only a few examples I can really think of that aren't preachy, like Arthur.
Do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created
I am the true scooby snacks mostly just your profile picture.
I am the true scooby snacks Fuck, if I had access to heaven, no way am I staying on this god-forsaken planet.
This is from spykids. Fucking spykids, man.
WHO'S USERNAME WAS I AM THE TRUE SCOOBY SNACKS?
Nice spy kids reference
Apparently, someone once said on Facebook:
"There's a cure for cancer: His Name is Jesus.
There's a cure for HIV/AIDS: His Name is Jesus.
There's a cure for depression: His Name is Jesus."
The next comment was:
"well when is He going to publish his research."
These two quotes sum up faith healing entirely.
And also actually Cure it
My next-door neighbor's brother?
The court cases this movie was """based""" on could be simplified down to a fundamental level as; Christians were doing something Christianity related and they got in trouble for it. Which is, in fact, what the movie is about, for the most part. A Christian (Sabrina the Middle Age Witch) does something Christian related (talks about Jebus in school) and gets in trouble for it.
But that is reaching so hard my arm hurts just thinking about it. By this logic, you can say Die Hard is based on 9/11, since they're both, fundamentally, about Terrorists doing something involving a skyscraper.
Who the fuck is Jebus?
@@Magik_Johnson Obviously he's talking about Yeetus
@@b3nl555 Ah ok! That makes it a lot more clear! Thanks
@@Magik_Johnson Cleetus son of Joseph
It's Christian persecution porn.
The Scientology edition:
Xenu's Not Dead
Xenu's Not Dead 2
Xenu's Not Dead 3: Season Of The Thetans
Xenu's Not Dead 4: The Return Of L. Ron Hubbard
Xenu's Not Dead 5: The Revenge Of L. Ron Hubbard
Xenu's Not Dead: The Curse Of L. Ron Hubbard
Xenu's Not Dead H2O: 20 Trillion Years Later
Xenu's Not Dead: Resurrection
(Followed by the Rob Zombie-remakes of the first 2 films)
Xenu vs. all other gods (sci fi channel film)
Offshoots:
Zeus's not Dead
Odin's not Dead
Allah's not Dead (Shi'ite version)
Ra's not Dead
But Xenu isn't the evil guy of Scientology?
So Xenu is Michael Myers
Michael Myers is our God confirmed.
My favorite Christian movie is Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark
JPMoney Don't forget about the Last Crusade.
The Matrix
JPMoney My faviroute Christian movie is Shrek Has Swag
Waseet The Critic best movie 100% on Rotten Tomato
Mine was Bruce Almighty
“No one wants to kill god”
*notices Kratos*
Owo
BOI
That's not how owo works you fake furry
LOL
@@jhonnb2822 uwu
you're all heretics
Jamie Fox: “They got T!”
Lady who can’t cry: “Nooo!”
Gods not dead 3: revenge of the atheists
Gods not dead 4:a new Christian
Gods not dead 5: atheists strike back
Gods not dead 6: return of the Christians
Gods not dead 2049 set In the future RATED X
No the future one would be Jesus X
God's not dead 420 dank meme God's
God’s Not Dead 8: The Last Christian
don't forget Mission to Moscow
Mark Koba Gods not dead - ancient Egyptian Gods Vs ancient Greek Gods.
Even North Korea propaganda is better
I've seen asian porn less cencoured than this
VideoFan 74 foodfight is better than this
VideoFan 74 its good stuff man. (Hahaha. I'm sure NK would probably legalise weed before the GOP would)
VideoFan 74 I know that it's the go-to (to label this as "propaganda") for most people when reviewing this movie, but propaganda really isn't the word to describe it. Propaganda is when you have a film (in this case) that is targeted to everyone, but includes a subtext used for the purposes of converting ideals to match an agenda. This movie was clearly marketed to Christians, so how could it be propaganda if the target audience already believes what the movie is saying?
Pandering. That's the word. Pandering.
The fact that you had to reiterate the fact that neither God nor Jesus were involved in the making of these films says a lot about our society
Society
@Sanctus Paulus 1962 True, just says a lot about religious retards which exist across all societies.
They did uncredited rewrites
When your teacher gets religious in class:
Kid with phone: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENIN RIGHT NOW
This kid would DIE if he was going to Vatican, Italy, Greece, Poland or any other conservative christian country
Filip Rebro
If I remember correctly this film takes place in a conservative Christian American state which can be arguably more extreme. He’d get fucking crucified.
@@SharkyMcSnarkface Christians crucifying anything is a funny visual
As I always say on God's Not Dead reviews, I'm a Christian and I think these films are offensive trash.
Thank you. I'm an atheist, but the militant nature of Internet atheism often paints theists with an "all Christians/people of other faiths are bad and support these kinds of movies." There are so many kind Christians out there that we can get along with. We're not enemies. We just see the world differently. Thankfully we can both agree that these movies are disgusting. :)
+Snowflake Productions yeah I'm Christian these movies fucking suck
+Snowflake Productions thank you.
same
I'm a christian and the only religious movie that I like is the prince of Egypt(even if it is technicly Jewish)
This movie was released on April fools day, it is a huge joke
Oh, that's rich.
What a surprise
Ironic
You know how much money they made? You're the joke.
@@leroybrown7870 stay mad fuckwit.
Jim Morrison's Not Dead
Elvis Presley's Not Dead
Tupac's Not Dead
Freddie Mercury's Not Dead
Jimi Hendrix's Not Dead
Michael Jackson's Not Dead
Walt Disney is dead.
I'm dead!
Epstein
@@RemixedVoice Nah, that POS can stay dead
@@stevendoucet4211 He's not dead. The billionaire puppet masters killed a doppleganger. Trump and Clinton need Epstein alive for the cheese pizza orgies.
RemixedVoice Clinton yeah Trump no
We need a religious movie directed by Neil Breen. Starring Neil Breen and Danny Devito
I’d watch that
Why do Religious people always cherry-pick?
Because they always meet up on Sundaes.
Haxorus Imp this is the best comment here.
Haxorus Imp Well that's pretty smart.
Leave, now.
That wasn't even that PUN-ny.
You are awesome my man! Awesome joke!
Im dead
Stop attacking my religion
Ha, this guy ^
meme on em
go back to /pol/
+ciam ryan ...no
go back to the fire nation!!
Jesus created Christianity
Christians create this movie
Jesus: "Look how they massacred my boy"
"God's Not Dead 2 sleeps with the fishes." :)
Not that I give a fuck because it's obviously retarded anyways but for what it's worth Jesus certainly did not "create Christianity" given it began after his death.
16:44
Does she think saying Jesus has the same repercussions as saying Voldemort
Erin technically, that’s actually sort of in a lot of Christian doctrine... it is an endlessly loopy and disturbingly macabre rabbit hole. Proceed with caution...
Almost as endless as the Jewish names for "god." The doctrine of not offending the imaginary friend by addressing it by name is almost as sinful as not constantly appealing to it. One of my more fun online debates was with an ordained baptist minister who got pouty pants at me for telling him the name of his god is not "God." These people also think their mother's legal name is Mom. Refraining from laughing at them only hurts them. They need to know how unintentionally hilarious they are. Hamburgers made of sacred cow are the very best.
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"
That's the best Steve B. quote ever.
Nope, it's because he's got a line that is infinity long, of people waiting to bow down and kiss the ring.
It more seems that He's pissed off that His creations run amok and do stupid shit all the time.
I mean He DID flood the entire world killing nearly everything except Noah - and immediately expressed remorse but He still did it.
It's because he accidentally created us and doesn't want to have any correlation with us.
SylenDraws actually, Narnia and Prince of Egypt weren't even made by Christians. It was disney and DreamWorks. Veggietales was though. Pure Flix sucks. That's all that matters.
When I watch this movie, all I can think of is the following quote:
"God loves kind atheists more than hateful Christians."
Archlord V That's our argument when Christians tell us that we're going to hell.
C Dom edgy
Archlord V maybe God likes kind people, good people, not stupid atheist/Christian/(insert here)...idk, im just guessing.
Who or what's the quote from?
I remember once talking to someone online about beliefs. This person said if he saw me in real life he'd kick my ass. I replied saying something along the lines of "I calmly disagreed with you and explained why I'm atheist and you respond by threatening me with violence. How is that morally right?" I believe he said something like my beliefs are an insult to his. What an odd mentality.
It's not a criminal case why is there a jury
Civil cases usually have juries as well.
Civil cases have juries as well if you ask for one
This movie has a witch and a wizard, yet there's absolutely no magic whatsoever.
*Allah's Not Dead*
*Muhammad's Not Dead*
*Xenu's Not Dead*
*SHREK'S NOT DEAD*
Charles Stiles’ Not Dead
But, at this point, gotta admit Zoroaster's pretty much toast.
*Vivec's Not Dead*
*Talos' Not Dead*
*Ma'iq's Not Dead*
Shrek is dead... and I know who killed him
Willing to pay for that last one
Of course the Christians won. The movie takes place in Alabama
Kooki Plops There's an arkansas flag in the court room
Don't disrespect Arkansas lol
THEFareday It was disrespectful that this was filmed here in Little Rock.
Wait are you kidding me, I thought that was an Arkansas flag. Jesus Christ can my state get any worse
Yeah it takes place in Arkansas.
Christians and victim complex go together so well
Their mascot is literally a martyr.
They think they are all martyrs too...except no one is attacking them...everyone just wants them to go away.
The victim complex also goes well for feminists, BLM and SJW's. Basically, anybody of any side can be ignorant.
@@kristofgriffin384 ok, im a bit idiotic because i dont get this comment... but it sounds like you just insulted the blm movement
I believe anyone that doesn't like taking responsibility for actions go well with a victim complex.
@@kristofgriffin384 Except women HAVE been victims from men since the beginning of human history.
Ralph: "I'm not here to make fun of religion"
Next scene: "this is our leader xenu "
*You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!*
Btw I know he was just joking
That profile picture is truly a work of art
Scientology isn't a religion. It's a cult
no u dont
*first two lines* ha ha funny meme
*third line* okay that doesn’t really make sense and was unneeded but I guess it’s all right
*fourth line* okay yeah we get it you didn’t need to say that
To be fair Scientology is a cult
God’s Not Dead 2 was released on April 1st, 2016
Pure Flix is pretty self aware
Don’t think so
Lxxdnwoapapsfk
They're self aware because they're scam artists.
Omg ur right
"Nobody wants to kill god."
...You obviously haven't played much D&D. If it has stats, I can kill it, omnipotent or no. ;D
ehem ehem pokemon ehem ehem
Eh, it's more like enslaving in Pokemon.
Chuck Norris II and beating, burning, poisoning etc. wild pkms to level up your team
Hooray for a world and economy based around super-powered dogfighting!
Chuck Norris II God bless Kanto
A chorus of Ralphs singing hallelujah is one of the great things I've ever heard
I forget what the story is called, but what happens is a guy is in the ocean, and he prays to be saved. 3 boats come to rescue him one at a time, and each time he said "no, God's going to save me" but then he drowns. When he goes to heaven, he asks God why He didn't save him, and God says, "I SENT YOU 3 BOATS!!" So I hate when people reject medicine because prayer is all they need, or only think that by praying God miraculously cures you. All the doctors and the medicine are answers to the prayers.
Idk where I was going with this, but God is good and doesn't want you to watch these sucky propaganda commercials
that's fucking hilarious i need to watch this
This is quite rational, in a roundabout way. Big G isn't my cup of tea, but that's a pretty good story.
I'm not religious anymore, but when I was that was how I thought God answered prayers. Medicine was his answer to sickness, etc. If he was going to magically take cancer away, he would've done it already.
Ralph is criminally underrated. So naturally funny.
He's got great charisma, very likable indeed. Glad I found his channel.
He is okay
Kody Pendleton same
Agreed. I expected another run of the mill wannabe movie reviewer, but fuck was I wrong. His style is very endearing.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GRACE
I’m Christian
Like my name is Christian
No your name is RevokedDragon
Thank Gawd my parents didn't name me something so irritating. No offense, if you like your name, lol.
RevokedDragon hello Christian
Sup
@Hi I'm Malik Hi Malik
Rewatching this reminded me of an incident in my childhood.
I have juvenile psoriatic arthritis. When I was still trying to find the right way to treat it, my mother’s side of the family recommended a daily routine of prayer, considering they’re more religious. I followed it for a few months.
Absolutely no change whatsoever.
You know what finally made things easier? Medicine.
I actually had juvenile rheumatoid arthritis growing up. Didn't think I would find someone with a similar condition in here.
I really wish this video was 24 minutes of Ralph yelling "THIS IS NOT AN ATTACK ON YOUR RELIGION"
lmao some public school teachers talk about religion literally all the time. it's only when teachers are forcing kids to participate in some religious activity that they might get fired, but most likely just reprimanded. when talking about history, religion HAS to be discussed. it's SUCH a large part of our history.
Hit the nail right on the head. The most ironic part is the movie is set in Arkansas, of all places. Literally every teacher I've had in this shitty cesspool of a state always go on preaching about God. Even the science teachers.
Hey kids did you know 2+2 is Jesus
I am seeing that the movie is propaganda and as a christian I a little dissapointed.
Noah Bossier why would you ever have hopes for a God’s not dead 2 lol
Same. I had a teacher or two who would discuss how religion shaped history (especially in contexts like European powers colonizing the Western Hemisphere), and one who pretty openly discussed being a child of an interreligious couple. No preaching, no attempts to convert us, it was mostly providing context for events.
It's also something that's come up in my high school art classes since a number of works are religious in nature.
I feel like I should mention that this movie was released to theaters on April 1st. Coincidence? I think not.
STUPTR00P Lol fr?
John Courtney
yup
BILLYthe FROG Suspicious indeed
4:07 I don't understand how they expected viewers not to sympathize with the atheists, if they hold up a poster with the prism from Dark Side of the Moon and the text "Hey preacher, leave our kids alone"
"Of course, if you're a rational person, you know that not being Christian does not make you a bad person..."
I just went "Oh." out loud, because... uh... that sort of just hit me in the face. I've always assumed my atheism was "bad" or "wrong" because I grew up Catholic and my family is very disproving of me defecting, but... I guess you're right, Ralph. Thanks. It's so simple, but I needed to hear that.
I'm glad you heard that from someone. Sounds like it helped a lot.
I love your username
lovely GG reference.
I was nervous to go into the comment section, and when I did I realized it was just full of memes.
wait, religious people aren't memes?
PloppaStoppa Network OH HELLO THERE
Full of beautiful, beautiful memes *single tear*
Galaxy boy Trent what is a religious person in a meme?
pepe.
Heh, before this video started, a scientology ad came on. Coincidence? I think not.
Abomination of Mankind Those exist on UA-cam?
+Paladin Luke Yep.
Paladin Luke They're basically like God's Not Dead, but with ONLY shots of the good, happy scientologists.
Fandom Gaud lord xenu made it so
Ain't that a Meme
"Oh my god" - God
I mentioned Jesus in a classroom and now I’m getting in trouble for it! I BETTER CALL SAUL!
5:37
Kratos: “Don’t put words in my mouth boy.”
I'm hilarious, and I find this Christian.
Thought I was dyslexic for a second.
Christian'm I. and hilarous find this I.
Lol, your profile fits this comment perfectly
I am dyslexic so I read it right
Young In I love you
Where I go to school, people are more likely to get fired for expressing atheist views because everyone is a christian.
+Memboi not everyone can afford it. you just complimented by calling him gay.
probably because you go to school in america, this movie is a hack fraud lie
From the Wikipedia summary of the plot that jumped out at me:
“Former left-wing blogger Amy Ryan goes to the hospital and finds out her cancer has miraculously vanished. She talks to Michael Tait of the Newsboys, who encourages her, staying that with faith, prayers can be answered. Amy ponders this, and later makes her blog a diary about her adventures with God.”
Aside from the more obvious issues in that storyline, presuming whoever wrote that is accurately describing how it’s presented in the movie, it is assuming and telling audiences that nobody “left-wing” believes in God, that every single one is Atheist (and, of course, therefore a very bad person). To be on the left side of the political spectrum, especially the spectrum in the United States, absolutely does not preclude being a faithful churchgoer.
And just because the character chose to believe in God after all, that doesn’t mean she must just easily abandon all her other political and social principles and convert into a full-blown Conservative. One very fortunate, inexplicable event does not make someone drop all their deeply-held, genuine convictions. It shouldn’t even make them suddenly believe in God, for that matter. “I don’t know the explanation, therefore, God did it” is the same as “I don’t know how that footage could’ve been faked, therefore, it’s proof of ghosts.” HUGE LEAP IN LOGIC. Not even a leap in faith. Just a whole lot of assumption.
So that’s some more evidence of this movie not just hating “left-wingers” but also acting like they’re all atheists one “miracle” away from accepting the “Truth”; yet another shitty lie to add to their propaganda.
Okay but can we talk about how the handsome guy in the courtroom in certain scenes had a clean-shaven face and in others he had a beard...?
14:20 "hey mom, yeah I'm at the party but uh they're referencing religion can you come pick me up, please I'm scared"
Actually that's a rational reason to leave. Might be a cult or some shit
Juan Palacios lol is this sarcastic?
@@redbloodedamerican0523 Just a little bit
@@redbloodedamerican0523 imagine being at a party and then they bring up scientology and all of the fees that being a member of that "religion" incurs. I'm pretty sure you'd think that's a rational reason to leave too bruh.
I know there are cases of cults *such as scientology*, but this guy is referring to situations where someone literally be like joking bout looking like jesus or something
"I asked her how she kept it all together so well, and she said 'Jesus'".
What she actually said: "JESUS, you're annoying."
Joarthus man that would’ve made the movie so much better
My mom and stepdad once showed me and my younger stepbrother the first “movie”, like they basically just forced us to watch it! And now we just don’t care about Christianity.
And my stepdad was like, “You probably just don’t like it because you’re gravitating towards other people’s opinions” or some bullshit like that. I literally could’ve just said to him, “And you only like it because it follows your religious beliefs” and he would have no real valid argument to make after that. But I just let him have it mostly because he’s a bit of a lunatic, and he probably would’ve spanked me for “disrespecting god”. That was my terrible experience with that “movie”, if you could even call it that!
You’re right about how the anti gay court cases having a lack of relevance, but what kind of scumbag is ok with being anti gay?
Exactly. I don't think anywhere in the bible does it say gay people are bad. Nobody that actually heard it from God anyway.
@@rainingtacos7529 there was something about man shall not lie with man, but i think it was mistranslated from a pedophilia thing
Gay haters
The issue is the cake case wasnt reallya nti gay and the case got overturned. The "victims" went to multiple places requesting a cake many of them from different religions. The only reason they were rejected was because they got aggressive after the baker said they would make the cake but won't put the figure on top of it but they can do it themselves.
Here is a review from rotten tomatoes "Realistic and emotional moments that many in the world are experiencing every day"
I wanna die after reading this one.
That Dude god, that is so fake, and it tis a sin to lie... sooooo.
"Realistic"
That Dude its kinda true. I take a shit every day. Kind of the same thing.
What's wrong with that? Plenty of people experience boredom and confusion every day.
They should have just played Rappin' for Jesus on a loop for ninety minutes. All atheists watching would immediately convert to Christianity.
LightningFast Rc me crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that’s why Jesus Christ is my....
galaxy hitchhiker72 nigga
Sammy Maxwell there ya go
As an atheist I want 24 hours of Baby by Justin Bieber
@@mexa_t6534 nigga
Sabrina the middle aged witch 😂😂😂
I prefer "Sabrina the Dried Ovaries Witch".
@@shadysam7161 omg ctfu
@@PsychicOnslaught ok
Funny how they praise God when the girl is cured of cancer ignoring the fact that God gave her cancer in the first place.
"Not to mention that you proved the existance of Jesus Christ"
This is so stupid on so many levels
Cheekki Brikki
Wait... I didn't see the movie so please explain me "how in the God loving world did *that* happen?"
I imagine Jesus showing up at the last minute break dancing with eyeglasses doing the closest thing to a deux ex machina for this movie.
If Jesus showed up in the movie, he would slap all of them for being so naive and dumb
No its true. You just need to do the research yourself
+Mac Skyrunner
Lolllll what?????? Please tell me how the fuck he proved jesus christ exists loool.
Lol, the evidence. Also those close to him can literally feel him. I have had dangerous situations my self.
This movie's court is more nonsensical than ace attorney and that game is supposed to be nonsensical.
Just in case, you know Ace Attorney is a series right? There's like 10 games at this point
血液 氷ASHES///SHARDS pretty sure that’s the point
I'm pretty sure their court's (Ace Attorney's) has more order than this movie's court. I did not think it was possible, but they somehow did it.
Fun fact: this film released April 1st. I thought it was a joke.
11:39 "Isn't that sort of like what Jesus meant when he said that we should love our enemies?"
"Yes the writer of the gospel of Matthew records Jesus as saying, 'you have heard it said, love your neighbor and hate your enemy.'"
What?
WHAT!?
That's literally the opposite of what she asked!
The writer of "Matthew", was MATTHEW, and Jesus never directed anyone to hate.
That girl's question reflects the Bible, but the teacher's response reflects the twist this "flick" takes on it.
Also, that PureFlix guy looks straight out of SNL's "the Californians".
(UA-cam algorithm, wtf?)
neon4706 maybe the reason why that boy got so offended was because she she got the quote wrong lmao
Not to be pedantic, but Mathew wasn't written by Mathew. The gospels have anonymous writers. The names were added centuries later.
What if my neughbour is my enemy?
My friend wanted to change my "Atheist Ways", so he showed me this movie and the prequel. Hard to say, but I'm still an Atheist. Who would have guessed?
Logan Beechner any rational and sane human?
Logan Beechner
I hate it when people arrogantly flaunt someone else's debate points in others' faces. Especially from this movie. I'm Christian and I was easily able to counter each of the student's horribly weak points in the first movie.
Your friend needs to stop
If your friend wanted you to convert he would've shown you the plagues scene from Prince of Egypt. I'm 100% sure he was just fucking with you. Nobody's that dumb... Can they?
I was born in the South, and I still live in the South.
The reason I don't "make friends" is out of fear one of them might try to show me this movie.
Is god ok with iraqi food carts?
cHarLEs StiLEs, MySTerY DIneRS
HAHAHA
This will help this sting in busting this cart...
¡ReLEaSe tHE DRoNe!
Armoured Skeptic's cameo at the end will never not absolutely delight me.
Also:
-Calls Armoured Skeptic
-is wearing an Under Armour shirt
i c wat u did thar
I can't get over the fact that the evil lawyer is played by the guy who played Leland Palmer, easily one of the best performances in Twin Peaks.
Gods not dead 3 has been announced I have lost all faith in humanity
NopeNope NopeNope Is this a joke?
Praise Jesus
I am freaking excited for the new movie! I love this series, and I want to know what happens to the pastor after he was arrested in God Not Dead 2.
Apparently it's supposed to attack the law saying 501(c)(3) organizations can't endorse candidates.
Anuran Dev no
I'm Christian. There are like three Christian movies I like and they're all the Narnia movies.And I guess the VeggieTales movies are okay too, especially the Easter one.
Edit: How could I forget Prince of Egypt? Okay, so that's like six movies.
Spotted Hyena Bro, Prince Of Egypt is legit the best Christian animated movie I've ever seen that wasn't veggie tales
Spotted Hyena Narnia was a Christian movie?
@Natsu, Lewis, author of Narnia, already said Narnia was very christian-based. Aslan, the lion, it was supposed to represent Jesus.
I didn't know that..wow the more you know..wait..WHY ARENT ALL CHRISTIAN MOVIES LIKE NARNIA THEN?
A few more:
The Mission
Blackrobe
The Last Temptation of Christ
(I think those all kind of count? If you like your Christian movies stark, intense, philosophical and mostly crushingly depressing.)
I love the "subtlety" in christian movies
Atheists(or any religion that is not christianism): every person is a piece of shit, twisting mustache villain-style,laughing diabolically while killing babies
christians: nicest people in the world,pure in the heart, they're the ones who are right and everyone else is wrong
It's so out of touch with reality that is actually amazing
20:31 Not to mention you proved the existence of Jesus Christ.
CAN I PLEASE GET CONTEXT FOR THIS PLEASE??? I would LOVE to hear how he did that.
"Not to mention you proved Jesus"
ON WHAT PLANET DO YOU LIVE IN?!?!
I'm Christian and I can't believe they did this shit again smh I'm so sorry everybody.
Cary Smith don't be sorry for something you're not responsible for
Cary Smith
Don't worry Cary. Pepe the merciful will forgive you.
Don't apologize, you're not responsible for this terrible terrible movie. I feel bad for decent Christians everywhere that they have to deal with being associated with this movie.
Mayhzon shadilay comrade
its sad when movies like this get made
Xenu's not dead
That's Lord Xenu! Lol
You better do unplanned next Ralph. Charles Stiles demands it
Movie: cristians are discriminated
Everyone else:
How many holidays are cristian.
More like: how many of Christian holidays have actually been taken from other groups of people
Like seriously, leave poor Jule alone 😂
*cough cough*
Mate,its christains. And i have no idea.
Worldofworlds Well, a lot of people hates it when you mention God.
Worldofworlds none of them,, Christians rebranded them as their own
Worldofworlds english countries aren’t the only country in the world though
Ever since I deconverted, I stomp on at least one baby per day.
Isabelle Pinkamena it's part of the daily ATHIEST diet.
I prefer my babies deep-fried, but oven baked is nice too.
I'm Christian so I don't eat babies. It's sort of like kosher in a way I guess.
PoppinBubbles I know right? Just like Potatoes
Grilled Babies is the superior diet
As a Christian, I hate this. All the Christains never doubt God or struggle with faith, because that would mean that they would have to develop their characters. Also, they never portray Athiests correctly either. Christians are jerks too and Athiests aren't always terrible people. The worst part though is that this industry never takes any risks whatsoever. They never address actual issues. I especially hate this "persecution" because there's actual persecution happening around the world. The kind where lives are at stake. Anyway, there are plenty of Christians that hate this film too.
Also, I think your reviews are perfectly fine; they did not attack my beliefs one bit. You kept the focus on the films and I never felt insulted in any way. Keep up the good work!
Natalie Ely this movie just implies shit that would never happen. If in real life a teacher did the same thing the character did, the school board would dismiss the claim because she wasn't even preaching. And the movie implies that Christians are the underdogs in America and the government is totally against them and is gonna start targeting what is said in churches lmao.
@@Spongebrain97 unfortunately it has happened in other forms, all of which are completely stupid. Research it and you'll see...and it'll only increase. I promise you here and now that it'll get bad enough that Christians will be killed all across the world because of it. You don't have to believe me but I tell you it's gonna happen.
@@CrypticHowl this true. We have to stay strong when that does happen.
@@coasterelite4042 yes we must, but ofc not in our own strength but God's and we must not fear, God will prepare us and give us the strength to stand.
Atheists arent always terrible people. Gee thanks, you could have just said religion has no bearing on someones personality
I’m actually wondering when have Christian been oppressed in the USA
if you consider mormons christians, there was a point where you could openly hunt them like wildlife
(this is mostly by other christians tho)
Whenever Ray Wise is on screen, it genuinely feels like a Tim and Eric sketch.
I feel like Killer BOB is about to pop out and scream at me.
@@noway9320 sometimes my arms bend back
I am a Christian and you are CORRECT! This franchise is crap.
Switched to Linux I'd say this movie is horrible towards everyone EXCEPT Christians, but what wouldn't even be accurate: God's not Dead 2 is doing disservice to everyone and ESPECIALLY to people of faith!
Christians in this looks like huge douches and morons...
Switched to Linux I am Christian too, the movie is trying to say that Christians are better than everyone but that not true ever one is different
Switched to Linux I doubt ur a Christian
No there just not Catholic
that makes no sense
As someone who has dealt with family members dying from cancer and ALS I'm just noticing that these movies have an OBSESSION with cancer! And usually it's not even portrayed accurately! It's like they don't even know how patients behave, or worse it's as if they don't even KNOW people with cancer, which is totally insane... Why would you tackle a subject matter that you don't even research first is beyond me. 😮
...uhhhh....uhhhh....Christians.
There obsessed with them selves
anik monette For real tho
these movies aren't made to spread the love of Jesus; they're made to make Christians feel good about themselves
That's exactly what I thought. It's like a person finds out THEMSELVES that they got cancer and then they get sad about it for a week BUT THEN the cancer disappears again all of a sudden. It's like the sickness is a fucking joke to them. Cancer doesn't just come and go as one pleases.
I'm a Christian so I love Jesus and all, but it is no excuse for bad cinema.
Agreed
It's been several years but I've just now realized that the old lawyer at 17:01 is the guy who played Laura Palma's dad (also a lawyer) in Twin Peaks!
Imagine playing in Twin Peaks and then also playing in this.
The first felt like an acid trip and the second is more like a slow burn.
In my freshman year of HS, my bibles studies teacher made us watch the first movie, (we were required to take this class since I was put in a Christian school until my sophomore year) I kept face palming during the movie.
MakennaC at my school they took us to the theatre and made us pay 20 bucks and we got like a 2 ounce thing of coke and one popcorn kernel. Then they wouldn't let us take our phones in the theatre so they made us leave them on an UNLOCKED school bus in a parking lot like wtf. Anyways they made the teachers sit with us on each row to make sure none of us were laughing or falling asleep. The movie is just fucking terrible and I was laughing at the bad acting (also the god part) and I got in trouble with the principal because she said I was "laughing at god."
frelee4567 God that school is actually pretty terrible lmao
frelee4567 Well, did you move schools?
Daylen Byerly aka Lil Tall guy I'm in 11 grade it's a little too late now lol. The school may be bad but the students are great. Nearly 75% are atheists or something like that. So we all laugh together
My god..
I am the only atheist in my school, and it's not bad with me.
It's better.
the court scene in this movie looks even more ridiculous than the court scenes in ace attorney series
큐베다이스키 at least Phoenix Wright is grounded and down to earth for the most part
Mysterious Spoof Except the part you interrogate a parrot.... Or the part where you reveal Evidence you stole from the Crime Scene to the Courtroom.... Or the part where everyone yells at the top of their lungs.... Or the part where a ghost takes over the body of an 8 Year Old and that 8 year old becomes a 20 something Year Old chick with huge boobs... Or the - You get the idea (Still one of my favourite series)
Nah. She also posseses an 8 Year Old in the Second game
Hey kyubey! I wish that there will be another God’s Not Dead movie because I need more things to laugh at!
Well, there's actually God's not dead 3 and I really hope Ralph makes review of it!
Now Ralph has to review the third and fourth films in the series...
There's a fourth?
My dad is a VERY devoutly Catholic teacher who works in the public school system in Canada. He literally forbids his class from attending the raising of the rainbow flag and made one of his students switch the book he was using for his book report because it was about a trans person. He’s never gotten in trouble for any of it.
This is the kind of shit people should actually get in trouble for.
I think Book of Eli is the best religious movie I’ve seen because it shows both the good and bad effects that bible can have on people. It doesn’t show the bible as a key happiness and being all divine. It’s portrayed as a symbol of power, leadership, and inspiration but it’s also a matter of how someone can use it. They can use it to unite people like what Eli does or it can be used to control people like what Gary Oldman’s character does. It shows that not all people who believe in god are good and having a bible and knowledge of christianity doesn’t make you a good person. It really just shows how religion can be used in positive and negative ways. I cannot emphasize enough on how well it depicts religion. It’s not like these garbage movies where it’s like “here’s a christian. This person is good. Everyone else is bad.” In Book in Eli it’s like “here’s two people who believe and preach the same thing but are completely morally different.”
That is a fantastic example but personally my pick is Prince of Egypt. It's a direct interpretation of the story of Moses but treats it as an amazing story anyone can enjoy. I myself am not religious but that film is easily one of my all time favorites.
A christain is not a good person. It is a follower of Jesus who is a good person. The only perfect who died on the cross for all of us in this world. The world has twisted that and put in "love is love" for gays and twisted the bible. Christains are not good! Nobodies perfect inside or out. But we all were born for a reason. Christianity is not religion too. It is a key to a closer relationship to God,to get to heaven. Sure there are rules but it only so God can have a loving relationshp with you. You may not know it but he loves you even when you feel hes not there. I for one am not religous either. I.AM.FREE. thanks.
Thx for recommending this movie, definitely I'll check this out.
@@briellesala3271 saying I'm not religious and claiming that a person Jesus existed who was a perfect person and died for the sins that other people commit...it's ironic to the max level
the best religious movie is shawshank redemption
_I have a teacher that's an atheist, and she's nice as fuck. She never admitted her religion until she was ASKED about it._
_Also, as a Christian/Spiritist, I HEAVILY disagree with these movies. Atheists do not act like jerks who shove their beliefs on others' faces. Christians do not act like jerks who shove their beliefs on others' faces. Yet these movies state that they do._
Damion Dixon _Yes, but not all of them... There will be always some bad apples at a basket._
Touhouliciou Same thing with me. I'm a Catholic, and I rarely talk about my religion in school.
Atheism isn't a religion. It is the lack of religion.
Misconception I see a lot. Agnosticism is the lack of religion. Atheism is an organized belief with core values.
Smiling Arin Turnip atheism and agnosticism are merely both responses to the question "do you believe in a god?" agnostics can say yes or no but then follow it with "ultimately, I don't know." Atheists are just agnostics who say "I don't know if a god exists, but I don't have a reason to believe one exists anyway." i don't really know why you think atheists have a code or follow a dogma. However, people can be dogmatic with atheism just as they can be with anything. In that situation, it says much more about the individual instead of atheism. atheism really is just a person being a person without believing in a diety of some sort.
this video put take a shot everytime ralph uses the "NOOOOOOOO" clip
"I would rather stand with God and be judged by the world ... than stand with the world and be judged by God! Have you SEEN how fucking wrathful that guy is!?"