WAIT A MINUTE... If you go through the stomach up to the heart to fight Gabriel... And for Minos Prime you go further down his spine below the stomach... That must mean that the judgement is stored in the balls...
@@Fatigue023 you should play any of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games if you want that salt to be added in said wound. I'd recommend you do Clear Sky if you're going off pain factor alone.
thanks for fully showing every single attempt, i needed this exact kind of video to explain to my friend what kind of boss minos is, and those p-rank speedruns flooding the youtube search sure wouldn't explain just how cracked minos is as this does
Well he had very good intention but didn't process enough Logic to know that not all Human Beings deserve Love and Kindness after what the atrocities some have committed to others
I am really glad you posted this with you initially getting your ass kicked. It cements Minos in this video as a real challenge rather than what all the perfect runs on UA-cam make him out to be. I love it when creators do this.
Ahhh Free at last O gabrialel Now dawns thy reckoning And thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man Creature of steel... My gratitude upon thee for my freedom But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity Are NOT forgotten And thy punishment... IS DEATH
"Ahh free at last... O Gabriel Now dawns thy reckoning and thy shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment... is death!"
@@TheMuffinMan4729and and and oh my god shut the hell up no offensive to you but I hate people who go like in random situations when they have nothing to say say smth like “womp womp, who asked, and, nobody cares” just getting my opinion out
minos's fairness in his attack is what sells him for me, he demands perfection but will still happily throw you around the arena 1000 miles away from him, and then shoot snakes that give free heal when parried second gabriel for me is harder than minos because he button mashes you and sometimes succeeds even if you do everything perfect, plus when he throws his sword in second phase he teleports before that, sometimes right behind your back
“Ah… free at last, Oh Gabriel for dawns thy reckoning and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man… creature of steel my gratitude for thee freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed shall NOT be forgotten and thy Punishment… IS DEATH!” - Minos Prime, Ultrakill.
Die! Prepare thyself! Crush! Thy end is now! Judgement! Crush! Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! Die! Judgement! Useless! Thy end is now! Die! Crush! Judgement! Prepare thyself! Crush! Judgement! WEAK. Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! Judgement! Thy end is now! Die! Crush! Die! Thy end is now! Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! Judgement! Thy end is now! Die! Crush! Die! Thy end is now! Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! *Aagh! Forgive me my children... for I have failed to bring you salvation... from this cold, dark world.* *_AAGH!_*
it was a joke, plus i used to use it and i do not regret it. i mean it’s a stylish game so you could do anything, anyways just remember that was a joke, anyways cool vid!
Main flaws of the player: -not parrying attacks leads to missing a good chunk of damage -not projectile boosting shotgun shots -not setting up a sawblade trap
ive p-ranked meenos (not even sweating much) without doing any of the above. a lot of different strategies work and some players are uncomfortable with certain playstyles. ive focused on dodge, sprayed with nailgun and then did conductor coin shots for massive damage, also when he threw me around the arena ive tried to get even further away so he shoots snakes that can be punched for free heal projectile boosts obscure vision too much
Alright, I know I'm late as hell to this but lemme tell you what went wrong here bro: 1. Slab Marksman doesn't shoot twice when you shoot the coin, therefore making it weaker than the base one. 2. You didn't parry anything at all; THY END IS NOW can be parried on last hit, JUDGEMENT can be parried, and PREPARE THYSELF can be parried if your fast enough when Minos shoots out his homing projectile. 3. I honestly wouldn't recommend any other weapons accept, railgun for railcoins, alt richochet works well and the alt charge, but stick with base marksman. Hopefully this was helpful and didn't seem like I was being a nitpicking loser
I once did a boss fight on tetragon fortress as spy and had to fight against this BEAST of a thing, and I was the last one alive, lemme tell ya, I felt like god when I had him at 300 health
The reason you struggled so much is obviously that you were using the alt marksman. Using the alt marksman is one of the crimes against humanity he was talking about.
Ive never played Ultrakill but i keep hearing about this guy and i cant help but look him up. Is he a secret or main story boss? He gives secret boss vibes.
@@asanjikotoro2174very feel good points, it’s worth doing if you want a challenge since you need to perfect rank every act 1 level and beat flesh prison in order to fight him
WAIT A MINUTE... If you go through the stomach up to the heart to fight Gabriel... And for Minos Prime you go further down his spine below the stomach... That must mean that the judgement is stored in the balls...
Nah... The IRS is after you broski
What do i expact from somone with sigma lancer pfp
Truly the king of lust
Rspect on the pfp
He was in a ball after getting out from flesh prison...
"You know how to parry, don't you?"
"Uhhh... maybe."
"Time to learn."
Worst part is
*I havent seen him parry atleast once*
@@CertifiedSToopedso real though
love how he occasionally drops “Useless”
He says it every time you restart
yeah
bro is going to become a prime soul for having the willpower to keep fighting him
ik i'm a bit late
ong
What helps is that there isn't a loading screen each time you die to add salt to the wound.
@@Fatigue023 you should play any of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games if you want that salt to be added in said wound. I'd recommend you do Clear Sky if you're going off pain factor alone.
@@D.S_ Oh I played Elden ring and Dark souls. I know the salt. I remember yelling just load already after I died.
thanks for fully showing every single attempt, i needed this exact kind of video to explain to my friend what kind of boss minos is, and those p-rank speedruns flooding the youtube search sure wouldn't explain just how cracked minos is as this does
Glad I could show you.
but with the chapter 2 update whiplash is not as good in this stage to get close shotgun shots
Yep minos smashed my head into the concrete wall
100-0 combo: “THY END IS NOW!” “JUDGEMENT!” “PREPARE THYSELF!” “DIE!” Approved by Minos Prime
Same XD
*PREPARE THYSELF* truly one of the sayings of all time.
Hello expunge
@@ImJustNes sup
@@ImJustNes im Not expunged anymore
Rip my old expunged pfp
@@DJ.Apokalypse sad😔
How about [THY END IS NOW! ] or [JUDGMENT]
This boss definitely feels like he maxed nine credit cards on percs.
well he kind of did, if the narration would be done by Max0r
Thank you RussianBadger for being the most gigachad Minos I've ever seen.
my blood is a controlled substance in 39 states
Respect to this guy that have been waste 47:18 minute just for killing Minos prime and suffering dead cuz smashed by Minos
“Suffering dead because smashed by Minos” 🤨📸
"smashed"? 🤨🤨🤨
@@D.S_He is the king of lust
Man, I actually feel bad for Minos, man was trying to protect humanity and got fucking murdered by a machine with a save state and some quarters
Well he had very good intention but didn't process enough Logic to know that not all Human Beings deserve Love and Kindness after what the atrocities some have committed to others
The 8 stages of Minos Prime
1.THY END IS NOW
2. PUNISHMENT
3. CRUSH
4. JUDGEMENT
5. DIE!
6. PREPARE THYSELF
7. WEAK
8. USELESS
We cannot forget about U.S.E.L.E.S.S even tho you killed GODS (not gow)
@@Tuli_the_guy dont forget about "WEAK"
oh hes saying ''thy end is now'' and not ''i am enough''
Savage: *looking at my rice fields*
My best melee after -1 second:
The grandfather forgot to take the pills and is now showing his grandson the tricks he learned during World War I.
can't believe that this is the same year I P ranked this
Hey bro, could you tell what kind of pc you use, because the game looks very clean on this lol
@@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.ultrakill doesn't need a good pc to run...
XD
Probably anything that is meant for gaming. I had a desktop that had like 6 processors and 8 GB of ram, and it ran very smooth
When I P ranked violent I screamed and I was shaking so much I hate love this game
47 MINUTES OF BOSS FIGHT?
No, 47 minutes of boss fight tries
@D.S_ YOU'RE STILL HERE???!!!!
@@thethetheA I moved on, still not trying to p rank P-2
@@D.S_ yeah bro i don't wanna p rank P-2 Either
I want to play ultrakill and P-rank all
I like this guy's perseverance
I know what is happening.
I know what is needed to defeat him.
I know exactly what went wrong.
And I know I would die even faster.
How much faster?
@@D.S_
Minos: Die
Me: dies*
@@enriquegarcialopez7330 damn, THAT much faster?
@@enriquegarcialopez7330damn man, you lived long enough to see his attack? I actually just accidentally killed myself
Double the video length and that’s the lore accurate time of V1 beating minos prime… for a pro
I am really glad you posted this with you initially getting your ass kicked. It cements Minos in this video as a real challenge rather than what all the perfect runs on UA-cam make him out to be. I love it when creators do this.
0% of the people who watched this are subscribe. Which is reasonable given I don't upload like...at all
Lmao
U earned my sub dw
Minos is one of the few bosses in gaming that says "Die!" and then actually makes you die.
lmao im enjoying more of regular players than the pro experts ones
This is the kind of ASMR I've been looking for
THY END IS NOW goes hard
it went hard on me, that's for sure
@@D.S_ very
@@D.S_ woah pause rq
@@rightfulausar wait wait wait wait not like that wa-
44:31 that was clean
Ahhh
Free at last
O gabrialel
Now dawns thy reckoning
And thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man
Creature of steel...
My gratitude upon thee for my freedom
But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity
Are NOT forgotten
And thy punishment...
IS DEATH
gabrialel
gabrialel
gabrialel
"Ahh free at last... O Gabriel Now dawns thy reckoning and thy shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment... is death!"
Thy gore*
@@TheMuffinMan4729 its been fucking 1
year
@@thisismyaltlol And? I came across the comment now.
@@TheMuffinMan4729and and and oh my god shut the hell up no offensive to you but I hate people who go like in random situations when they have nothing to say say smth like “womp womp, who asked, and, nobody cares” just getting my opinion out
@@thisismyaltlol I was just correcting your mistake. No need to get riled up.
That “ W E A K .” just sends chills down my spine. Voice actor went insane on that line.
minos's fairness in his attack is what sells him for me, he demands perfection but will still happily throw you around the arena 1000 miles away from him, and then shoot snakes that give free heal when parried
second gabriel for me is harder than minos because he button mashes you and sometimes succeeds even if you do everything perfect, plus when he throws his sword in second phase he teleports before that, sometimes right behind your back
The only reason it took so long is because he used the slab marksman
Ultrakill fans when someone is having fun playing their favorite weapons and not using the “meta”
@yeetandyum3709 commenters when they realize that they criticized a satire comment
@@Hatsoon how was I supposed to know that this was a satire comment?
“Ah… free at last, Oh Gabriel for dawns thy reckoning and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man… creature of steel my gratitude for thee freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed shall NOT be forgotten and thy Punishment… IS DEATH!” - Minos Prime, Ultrakill.
Die! Prepare thyself! Crush! Thy end is now! Judgement! Crush! Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! Die! Judgement! Useless! Thy end is now! Die! Crush! Judgement! Prepare thyself! Crush! Judgement! WEAK.
Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! Judgement! Thy end is now! Die! Crush! Die! Thy end is now! Prepare thyself! Thy end is now!
Prepare thyself! Thy end is now! Judgement! Thy end is now! Die! Crush! Die! Thy end is now! Prepare thyself! Thy end is now!
*Aagh! Forgive me my children... for I have failed to bring you salvation... from this cold, dark world.* *_AAGH!_*
“NO NORMAL MARKSMAN?”
Problem?
it was a joke, plus i used to use it and i do not regret it. i mean it’s a stylish game so you could do anything, anyways just remember that was a joke, anyways cool vid!
Watching this while never have played or seen ultra kill content is insanity
minos prime gives me the chills bro, in my opinion hes one of the coolest bosses in video game history, who can agree?
👇
that one kid in the trampoline park challenges you on a dodgeball trampoline game:
Minos Prime sounds lazy at first but he progressively uses voicelines that sound more aggressive
Whoever voiced Minos Prime needs a raise
DIE thy end is now CRUSH prepare thy self WEAK creature of steel
damn, when he says 'die' he really means it
i was having so much fun the first time i fought him
might be late, but you gotta respect the dedication
I'm so glad I watched the video long enough to see you switch weapons 💀
minos the way minos is saying "useless" just sounds like hes hopeless for you after a while
"What would you do if we broke in to your house -🐺🦊" ahhh moment
when that one annoying kid makes me lose it: *turns into minos prime*
Main flaws of the player:
-not parrying attacks leads to missing a good chunk of damage
-not projectile boosting shotgun shots
-not setting up a sawblade trap
ive p-ranked meenos (not even sweating much) without doing any of the above. a lot of different strategies work and some players are uncomfortable with certain playstyles.
ive focused on dodge, sprayed with nailgun and then did conductor coin shots for massive damage, also when he threw me around the arena ive tried to get even further away so he shoots snakes that can be punched for free heal
projectile boosts obscure vision too much
The 47 minutes of this fight is like someone’s first time against Minos prime
00:09 Me when summer vacation/holiday begins
I somehow enjoyed this video more than the violent mode pro players maybe its because you actually struggle and keep trying for 47 mins straight
bro he say thy end is now and really ended 1:19
Oh god that 7 health choke was heartbreaking
31:07 if anyone was curious
perfect homework background
you do homework while watching youtube?
Pov ur fighting the best player in the server
Alright, I know I'm late as hell to this but lemme tell you what went wrong here bro:
1. Slab Marksman doesn't shoot twice when you shoot the coin, therefore making it weaker than the base one.
2. You didn't parry anything at all; THY END IS NOW can be parried on last hit, JUDGEMENT can be parried, and PREPARE THYSELF can be parried if your fast enough when Minos shoots out his homing projectile.
3. I honestly wouldn't recommend any other weapons accept, railgun for railcoins, alt richochet works well and the alt charge, but stick with base marksman.
Hopefully this was helpful and didn't seem like I was being a nitpicking loser
ua-cam.com/video/0jTAOHzugho/v-deo.html
@@D.S_Brooooo 😂
38:19 dude had to contemplate his life for a sec… i feel bad
love how bro died like the ender dragon
I guess you could say he was judged for 47 minutes 👍
You know you are able parry his gold serpents right? It also allows you to get a good amount of health without getting close.
Also if you hit him with the serpent after parrying it, it does a decent amount of damage on minos.
check the date when the video was sorta made, you'll notice it's pre- full release of chapter 2.
How it feels when you duel a scout as medic/spy in tf2
we need this game on consoles
I could sleep to this.
Don't judge me, I have certain "preferences"
the way you quoted preferences sounds as if you had a thing for minos
The intro when minos spawns with that orb, whats that sound i was searching for it everywhere?
7:12 did he just do *that* omni-man pose?
im glad parries exist
WE GOTTA PREPARE THYSELFS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This goes to show how important parries are
if Minos Prime say "die" you die
Giving bro NO TIME to breathe 😭
I want this game so bad😭
Before judgement hits, you can parry the kick, reducing damage and heals you to. The snakes parryable to, if you aim it to him it’ll damage. Him. ^^
the amount of literal ass shots in this video is makin me feel a certain way
I once did a boss fight on tetragon fortress as spy and had to fight against this BEAST of a thing, and I was the last one alive, lemme tell ya, I felt like god when I had him at 300 health
*DIE* *JUDGMENT* *PERPARE THYSELF!* *54 minutes later* I’m sorry my children
Now i see were klev_prime got his explosion
That's Sisyphus prime not Minos prime...
J U D G E M E N T(thats my favorite move tho)
clearly you did not prepare thyself enough
On a scale of 1/10, were you terrified and nerve-rackingly shaking while tryna beat him?
To be honest, I wasn't as scared as I was angry at myself for failing that one attempt I choked on
@@D.S_lol hey ya did good dealing a lot of damage though, you're not all that bad at the game
The reason you struggled so much is obviously that you were using the alt marksman. Using the alt marksman is one of the crimes against humanity he was talking about.
If kai guy reworked battled minos prime it will be an legendary battle
Best 47 minutes of my life
Actually 47 minutes its pretty normal for the first time... well kinda
Took me a year to find you but....still asking, had fun?
im ngl i actually thought this fight was 47 minutes long for a minute
But it is?
it has 47 minutes of retries
Nah cause if it was played by someone better it'd be 4 minutes instead of 47
i fear no man
but that thing
"slab marksman"
it scares me
Look, I wasn't that good at ULTRAKILL 10 months ago as I am now, but good god if I knew rail-coining then the video would be a little bit shorter
The reason this is 47 minutes is because your using slab marksman
"THY END IS NOW" 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Me when the judgement
Punishment is DEATH
very
Really congratulations i finish minos with aim assist ❤
fishbunjin: judgement !!!
PREPARE THYSELF!
37:03 with the best part of the music
did you forget you have an f key on your keyboard?
DIE! THY END IS NOW!
CRUSH! PREPARE THYSELF!
WEAK!
My man plays the same way I do xD
Though honestly you play better though since I still have skill issues on aiming
8:49 bro got shoved into a combo💀
prepare thyself
The only thing i could compare Minos Prime to, is fighting Gwynn Lord of Cinder in Dark Souls 1.
THY END IS NOW...!
I just started ultrakill and......
47 minutes?!?!?!
Im fked
Ive never played Ultrakill but i keep hearing about this guy and i cant help but look him up. Is he a secret or main story boss? He gives secret boss vibes.
he is in fact, a secret boss.
Does he have any drops or rewards or just feel good points?
@@asanjikotoro2174 As of now, he's just for the glory
@@asanjikotoro2174very feel good points, it’s worth doing if you want a challenge since you need to perfect rank every act 1 level and beat flesh prison in order to fight him