There's something about your play style that fascinates me, it feels so... Default. You are not abusing crazy advanced strats or bugs, you are just executing basic mechanics of the game really well. I know there's no wrong way to play this game, but if there's a right way, then that's this one. It just feels like a breath of fresh air when every other ultrakill vid is just core nukes and coin punches
@@the_very_cozy_burrito kind of like that but more like its playing with the basic mechanics without abusing the advanced ones or using the advanced mechanics at all
I adore how the first boss appears in the first level in the game and then becomes a normal enemy in the second one, really says a lot about our society.
I only JS recently came across the game, (by recently a few days ago), I thought it was easy until the first Gabriel fight. Been stuck on it for quite a while. Learnt so much from this video, including that shotgun spamming thing.
“If you can beat Minos, I probably stand no chance, but if I’m going to die then I’m going to have fun while doing it!” Perfectly fits Sisyphus’s theme of futile struggle too.
Wdym? It's literally the hardest boss fight in ultrakill. Your crazy to think it's fun! I'm stuck at it's level and I can't even hit it ONCE without dying!!!
Gabriel thought he would be as cool as Vergil by saying ''Foolishness Machine, Foolishness'' but not only he failed to be as cool as Vergil. but got humilliated 2 times by a walking GoPro as well.
@@Rayzen2077yk after the second encounter I'd bet good money that he will become a "fallen" and maybe get 3x difficulty spike, may dual swords and some guns
Imagine never playing this game and clicking on the video for curiosity’s sake and being like “holy shit this is so cool” I envy that person, that was such a good feeling whenever I did it for other games
what i like about Gabriel and V2 is that when you beat V2 for the first time, it feels like he won’t come back, but he does. for Gabriel, when you take down his first health bar, it plays the “enemy defeat” thing, but he’s not, he’s still alive
You know, i noticed something. He’s not using weapons he wouldn’t have access to when fighting bosses. For example in the swordsmachine fights he only uses the revolver and shot gun, and that is the case until the cancerous rodent
Bro Sisyphus got so damn serious that he destroyed the flesh panopticon before V1 could even bring it to half heath…only for Sisyphus to get punched in the balls 6 times and shot even more in the balls.(plus the fact that he laughed in his own suffering/death was quite the shock)
I think they are both equal, but the difference between Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime are that Sisyphus is fighting for no reason (THAT I KNOW OF) and minos is just full on like, “Judgement!” for V1’s “crimes”
Sisyphus fights because he knows he's won and he jsut enjoys it. Either he beats V1 and Heaven Gets destroyed, or v1 klls him and will still screw over heaven.
6:00 THE NOD YOU DID LMAO But all jokes aside, the way you play is very entertaining. While I do enjoy the sheer chaos ULTRAKILL can easily ramp up too, seeing everything in such a clear perspective where you've perfected the basics without the fancy meta makes this a good watch.
You can tell he has the least experience with Sisyphus and the C U B E, they are fairly new. That or the first time Chunky Sis kicked at him he genuinely panicked
@@MD_Uzi02 CR is actually insane, it doesn't die to coin punches and rail coin doesn't work on him because coins don't aim on him and you can't throw a coin behind him.
"Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!" (Gabriel forgets his anger management classes when V1 intrudes on him playing the organ)
Gabriel: Plays the organ V1: pewpewpew (Gabriel forgets his anger management classes when V1 intrudes on him playing the organ) Gabriel: Listen here you little shit
i like how you're using the weapons depending on what level you are. like on malicious face you only use base revolver (cuz only weapon you can use from the start), on swordsmachine:se you only use the shotgun once the first health bar is depleted and so on.
20:16 Machine, are you proud of your actions?, you have turned an innocent angel that judged the dead into a creature of hate a creature of destruction, you have turned an angel into... A devil, are you proud of what you have done to my innocent child? That is my impression of if god spoke to v1
Gabriel, Minos Prime & Sisyphus Prime is a few boss that have voice line Gabriel was voiced by Gianni Matragrano Minos Prime was voiced by Stephan Weyte Sisyphus Prime was voiced by Lenval Brown
So, does this means Sisyphus' prision was weaker or he was stronger than Minos? Also, thank you for the video. I don't play the game because I would fail horribly, so didn't know P-2 came out. Also, nice style.
more concise answer: The Flesh Prison holding Minos is weaker than the Flesh Panopticon. Yet Sisyphus Prime was so powerful that when he woke up to all the commotion the Flesh Panopticon was making, he immediately broke out of it like it was nothing. So Flesh Prison’s weaker than the Flesh Panopticon, also this can be supported by the fact the Flesh Panopticon has two health bars.
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There's something about your play style that fascinates me, it feels so... Default.
You are not abusing crazy advanced strats or bugs, you are just executing basic mechanics of the game really well. I know there's no wrong way to play this game, but if there's a right way, then that's this one. It just feels like a breath of fresh air when every other ultrakill vid is just core nukes and coin punches
Your goddanm right
So in other words, he learned the game but hasn't mastered it?
@@the_very_cozy_burrito more like mastered it, but not in a meta way imo
@@TabooRetka701 oh like how you are able to memorize combos I'n a fighting game but not able to link them flawlessly
@@the_very_cozy_burrito kind of like that but more like its playing with the basic mechanics without abusing the advanced ones or using the advanced mechanics at all
i feel bad for sisyphus, bro got punched in the nuts 6 times yet he didnt go down
sisysack
"hmmm, deez nuts"
My dude has cannonballs instead of nuts
@@projecz5986 my man with titanium nuts while kicking mine so badly even the sparks cry for mercy
pisyphus
I adore how the first boss appears in the first level in the game and then becomes a normal enemy in the second one, really says a lot about our society.
He only appears in the forth level, still a valid point tho
Maurice.
Or mareese
@4st do you even know what hes talking about?
In the first arena of 0-4 after you kill all the strays OR filth a malicious face spawns in.
@@cattythebaddy in English it says dizzy
Even though you’re not as “efficient” as the “pro” players, your gameplay is so much more stylish, entertaining, and ULTRAKILL. Keep it up, dude
Pin this one
I love seeing this play style being appreciated, makes me feel better about the way I play
Cancerous rodent it’s so small
THERE ARE PRO PLAYERS OF THIS GAME? hol up, this guys isn't as good as them? Man, I'm dead💀💀💀
I only JS recently came across the game, (by recently a few days ago), I thought it was easy until the first Gabriel fight. Been stuck on it for quite a while. Learnt so much from this video, including that shotgun spamming thing.
Gabirel: BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL
Proceeds to get half of his first health layer demolished in seconds
the spare change in my pocket:
19:19 GABRIEL, APOSTATE OF HATE
Holy hell 158 likes
@@TheRandomestRandomest 158 likes? I'll change that.
Wait, i thought he's the gatekeepers of heaven?
Bro punched Sisyphus in the nuts and Sisyphus reacted as if he was punched in the nuts
even if you don't have nuts that doesn't mean that you won't feel it
28:54 incase someone needed
He also got a magnet stuck there
I just love how sisyphus just straight up wanted to have fun and I love it
“If you can beat Minos, I probably stand no chance, but if I’m going to die then I’m going to have fun while doing it!”
Perfectly fits Sisyphus’s theme of futile struggle too.
" You beat Minos? K, let's ball "
The fact you let Gabriel talk and not just fight him immediately is true respect
I can't believe the "Cancerous Rodent" is so powerful, even on the simplest difficulty it takes almost an hour to defeat it AND IT'S BARELY PHASE 1
then how did he one shot it
@@UnderMyDreamssapparently you're as good at taking a joke as handling the Cancerous Rodent's IMMENSE AND UNFORGIVING POWEEEER
@@UnderMyDreamssyou get jokes slower than how long it takes to chip away 0.0000001% of cancerous rodent’s health
@@UnderMyDreamss”as you can see here we can witness a human discovering for the first time what a joke is”
Phase 2
Feline Slayer
6:00 Fun fact: I thought this guy was my ally when I first met him in the game. Died right after that mistake, as to which I *never made again.*
There's no allies. Only blood
@@haryok8940 *BLOOD. IS. FUEL.*
@@FritzLeAngel HELL. IS . FULL
MANKIND. IS. DEAD
that’s probably the funniest ultrakill story i have ever heard
The cancerous rodent fight has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, I love it
Wdym? It's literally the hardest boss fight in ultrakill. Your crazy to think it's fun! I'm stuck at it's level and I can't even hit it ONCE without dying!!!
Is tha mouse who i think it is?
@@manintheline5331 Oh, hey Civvie!
@@gamingsergeant6632 AYYYYY CIVVIE 11
28:54 I can feel the pain
mf really punched sisyphus in le pisyphus so hard he died
@@Alphaismo got me good lmaoooo
he punched him in his 2 boulders
@@Alphaismo le pissyphus 😂😂💀💀💀💀
His 2 virtues and flesh panopticon?
"You'll do as an appetizer."
the spare change in my pocket:
Gabriel thought he would be as cool as Vergil by saying ''Foolishness Machine, Foolishness'' but not only he failed to be as cool as Vergil. but got humilliated 2 times by a walking GoPro as well.
I just realised he even says "fuck" like i was so genuinely surprised cause i haven't seen any swearing before in this game and plus he's an angel
@@Rayzen2077yk after the second encounter I'd bet good money that he will become a "fallen" and maybe get 3x difficulty spike, may dual swords and some guns
Imagine never playing this game and clicking on the video for curiosity’s sake and being like “holy shit this is so cool”
I envy that person, that was such a good feeling whenever I did it for other games
literally me right now
@@Ristyo same dawg
I do this with minos and sif bc I'm not good enough to get to them 😔
That’s me
And then realizing it's not that fun and easy while fighting minos
Man that fight against the cancerous rodent was close
what i like about Gabriel and V2 is that when you beat V2 for the first time, it feels like he won’t come back, but he does. for Gabriel, when you take down his first health bar, it plays the “enemy defeat” thing, but he’s not, he’s still alive
Oh my God, your finishing blow to Gabriel in the second fight was a basic punch to the face!
"Let's see you grit those teeth!" - V1 the Hell Digger.
@@БруноБуччелати-н6бthat is a cool title for V1 ngl
For Sisyphus it was a punch to his nuts lmao
@@Lego-Android16 and also an awesome reference to TENGEN TOPPA: GURREN LAGANN!
@@БруноБуччелати-н6бReplace the d in digger with n
Something about this game and movement tech just is hypnotic and I wanna play the game now.
do it
I have nearly 200 hours on this game and still can’t perfect the last battle in the video. Greatest $20 I’ve ever spent
Gabriel : " IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? "
Also Gabiel : *Dies*
You know, i noticed something. He’s not using weapons he wouldn’t have access to when fighting bosses. For example in the swordsmachine fights he only uses the revolver and shot gun, and that is the case until the cancerous rodent
He created a new save file for this video, the nailgun Is in 1-1
Bro Sisyphus got so damn serious that he destroyed the flesh panopticon before V1 could even bring it to half heath…only for Sisyphus to get punched in the balls 6 times and shot even more in the balls.(plus the fact that he laughed in his own suffering/death was quite the shock)
I can appreciate you reciprocating V2's bow. A respectful gesture, and a proper fight, to boot.
i like how you just punch the small rodent like its nothing
It is nothing. It's a joke boss, gets one shot by anything. Just remember VCR right after.
Fun fact you can't hit the rodent with the coin for some reason
@@MD_Uzi02 lies he's a serious boss
@@caydethegovir Oh yeah, I forgot about that. There's a 1/100000 chance to instantly die from the Cancerous Rodent.
@@Keegotheratqueen therefore, making him the strongest boss.
I think they are both equal, but the difference between Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime are that Sisyphus is fighting for no reason (THAT I KNOW OF) and minos is just full on like, “Judgement!” for V1’s “crimes”
Sisyphus fights because he knows he's won and he jsut enjoys it. Either he beats V1 and Heaven Gets destroyed, or v1 klls him and will still screw over heaven.
The fact you ended the Sisyphus Prime fight with a nut punch will never not be funny to me LOL
It's cool getting to actually see the boss fights and not just 37 rail coins and a terrible bit rate.
6:00 THE NOD YOU DID LMAO
But all jokes aside, the way you play is very entertaining. While I do enjoy the sheer chaos ULTRAKILL can easily ramp up too, seeing everything in such a clear perspective where you've perfected the basics without the fancy meta makes this a good watch.
23:45 Love how he switched his weapon apon hearing the punishment.
Don't worry guys,he is trying his best not to sugur coat it
27:41
*Damn.*
I bet sisyphus certainly felt that punch
28:54
@@theexiiedfeiiow4748He definitely felt that one
is anyone else genuienely terrified by the way this dude makes the boss fights look so easy
6:00 *both bow respectively before dueling*
You can tell he has the least experience with Sisyphus and the C U B E, they are fairly new. That or the first time Chunky Sis kicked at him he genuinely panicked
3:54 I thought cancerous rodent is hard but it gone like single punch
We need cancerous rodent prime for p3
CR is a one shot from anything, a joke boss, up until the *Very Cancerous Rodent* right after.
@@MD_Uzi02 even then very cancerous rodent isn’t that hard even on violent
@@TheBeast9417YT Yeah.......
@@MD_Uzi02 CR is actually insane, it doesn't die to coin punches and rail coin doesn't work on him because coins don't aim on him and you can't throw a coin behind him.
3:50 idk why but I found this funny
"Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!" (Gabriel forgets his anger management classes when V1 intrudes on him playing the organ)
I love the wiki
Gabriel: Plays the organ
V1: pewpewpew
(Gabriel forgets his anger management classes when V1 intrudes on him playing the organ)
Gabriel: Listen here you little shit
When Gabriel said "Foolishness machine, Foolishness", V1 Unleashed his Inner Motivation
I like that this shows the actual all bosses in the game
That's sick! I just p ranked Gabe 2 and I'm still trying to p rank Minos pain.
keep going i just p-ranked P-1 a week ago
goodluck with that
To be honest, every character with a bomb ass soundtrack is definitely going to come back, imagine what V2 ANOTHER rematch would be
Hakita said that V2 is dead dead and will never come back
V2 is a puddle of blood in the Greed Layer, they’re about as dead as it gets
3:52 Top 10 hardest boss fights.
i love how when he punches sisyphus he always manages to hit him in the balls
4:20 For those who missed the reference, this boss is a mention of Devil May Cry 3 the fight against Agni and Rudra
same probably goes for 16:51
i like how you're using the weapons depending on what level you are. like on malicious face you only use base revolver (cuz only weapon you can use from the start), on swordsmachine:se you only use the shotgun once the first health bar is depleted and so on.
27:41 Bro punch the Sysiphus balls so hard ☠
Omg
5:47 "I will let you through.... IF you provide to me these bodies three!
The funny thing about the cancerous rodent is that you are a robot, so any diseases are useless against you 🗿
i like how the stat said disrespect when he punch sisyphus prime in the nuts
Minos prime 24:57 : AAAAGHHHH
Sisyphus prime 29:14 : AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
9:21 OKAY THATS WAS REALLY FAST, I CANT BEAT HIM AND YOU USE THAT COMBO DAMNNN
when i first played ultrakill i thought violent was like the normal difficulty, then when i killed minos prime i realized it was the hard one...
3:50
"Tremble before your most powerful oppo-"
*squish*
20:16 Machine, are you proud of your actions?, you have turned an innocent angel that judged the dead into a creature of hate a creature of destruction, you have turned an angel into... A devil, are you proud of what you have done to my innocent child? That is my impression of if god spoke to v1
This game is so poetic. Has some of the best dialogue I've ever heard lol
never noticed that Sisyphus grew a beard in his second phase
23:05 Welcome to the Star Carnival!
I can't play the game since I don't have the capacity to. So when I saw that Gabriel actually says "You insignificant FUCK" shit became even funnier 💀
I like the way they fight fairly rather than using advanced techniques
10:30 hurts me. just the fact that the extra gun effect wore off RIGHT before you put the skull on the pedestal just hurt.
One must imagine Sisyphus Prime happy
what ive noticed about 2 sisyphus prime p ranks / gameplays is that he always gets hit in the nuts
poor guy
13:30 is soooo cool bro, I remember getting goosebumps when I got there
3:50 the most op boss ever, dw he didn't die he just took a quick nap.
Gabriel, Minos Prime & Sisyphus Prime is a few boss that have voice line
Gabriel was voiced by Gianni Matragrano
Minos Prime was voiced by Stephan Weyte
Sisyphus Prime was voiced by Lenval Brown
So, does this means Sisyphus' prision was weaker or he was stronger than Minos?
Also, thank you for the video. I don't play the game because I would fail horribly, so didn't know P-2 came out. Also, nice style.
Sisyphus' prime soul had already been formed before he was put inside the panopticon, Minos' prime soul formed after we killed the prison
more concise answer:
The Flesh Prison holding Minos is weaker than the Flesh Panopticon.
Yet Sisyphus Prime was so powerful that when he woke up to all the commotion the Flesh Panopticon was making, he immediately broke out of it like it was nothing.
So Flesh Prison’s weaker than the Flesh Panopticon, also this can be supported by the fact the Flesh Panopticon has two health bars.
I love how he regreted nothing
May be your woes be many
And your days few..
(Sounds really angry)
4:27 the player is having a fun time
Sisyphus literally got sawed in the balls and didn't even go down, bro has netherite balls 💀
28:54
At this point, the Netherite coating has basically worn off so...
9:39 Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness.
100k VIEWS, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE MEN!!!!!
@@Snowability WHAT THE FUC-
@@nataliavargas578 He loves
Git gud, palle
You deserve it honestly
why did you not include normal cancerous rodent its the hardest boss ever
But... he did. At 3:48.
@@letsgogaming8112 oh I didn't see that
Bro killed all of the bosses without dying, damn tho bro the true pro
sad that malicious head got absolutely destroyed after that [spacebar][ctrl]
It's funny how Gabriel, Archangel and god's messenger swears at the player even though he's a saint and an angel.
3:48 This is the most underrated boss fight I've ever seen.
Prime example of what *machines* could become if we humans dumb are enough to use and create them for war.
*Minos Prime example
Silly of me, I decided to play the game for the first time in difficult. Now I'm so stubborn that I don't want to change the difficulty.
*"ENDING YOU, HERE, AND, NOW."*
-Gabriel, Apostate of Hate
2:39
Cerberus: Do you have UNO?
MC: Uh no…
Cerberus: YOU HAVE UNO!!
bro cutted off gabriel and he also cutted off pinos
true W
Ok kid, nice grammar.
@@MD_Uzi02 "Ok kid, nice g-" 🛌💤
@@soursalt698 What?
ULTRAKILL
+Parry
+Quickdraw
+Projectile boost
+Enraged
+Exploded
+Disrespect
thanks to this, i bought ultrakill
Man My eyes are burning, i see to much parry block and i actually crying about this beutifull Game.
Cancerous Rodent: I will kill this guy
Player: *Hits*
Cancerous Rodent: OH NO!
This is a game that I would not be able to beat
Can’t wait for cancerous rodent prime
28:02 bro just got ultrakilled in the nuts
4:03
He's the giant rat that makes all of the rules
I love how bro saw the very cancerous rodent and just punched him
The best way to do Shell-Shock: By shocking your shell with your bare hands.
Gabriel: "BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL"
V1: behold the power of a gun and quick robot dude
The way sisyphus just get punched in the nuts i forgot how many times, he just ignored the pain 💀
I love how when the cancerous rodent comes out he just punches it and walks away
The Gabriel got mad and say swear, how dude.
imagine having godly powers and then some robot boi with an obsessive collection of guns pulls up and just anniahlates you
Heh coin moment
the spare change in my pocket:
Minos Prime Death: *screams in intense pain only by a lego*
Sisyphus Prime: *Crazed Laughter*
why is it that every single video with "all bosses" in the title has the exact same thumbnail
Don't know. But I like it, and so I used it too.
@@DariusGi fair
Respect for gabriel he is the only one that survived v1