Beating Every Boss in ULTRAKILL Without Moving (Robot too thicc it cannot move)

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  • @Leffrey
    @Leffrey 2 роки тому +5203

    Something about Minos Prime saying “Weak” with such disdain in the middle of being two-shot by V1 is hilarious

    • @lampaddict7885
      @lampaddict7885 2 роки тому +415

      "what are you going to do, stab me?"
      - quote from man stabbed

    • @Crinlask
      @Crinlask 2 роки тому +152

      “what are you going to do, not stab me?”
      - quote from man not stabbed

    • @_TheMushroomMan
      @_TheMushroomMan 2 роки тому +131

      "what are you going to do, two-shot me?"
      - quote from man two-shotted

    • @FreakyA1on
      @FreakyA1on 2 роки тому +58

      pinos mrime

    • @marseillejoh
      @marseillejoh 2 роки тому +1

      He is disappointed that he wasn't able to ones shot him.

  • @the_random6826
    @the_random6826 2 роки тому +2642

    Gabriel: "You will be inanimate once more..."
    V1: "Already am."

    • @s.sinster
      @s.sinster Рік тому +4

      200 like

    • @TheodoreBuell
      @TheodoreBuell Рік тому +3

      True tho

    • @JohnF0gb0rn228
      @JohnF0gb0rn228 Рік тому +4

      🤢🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🕸🕸🕸🍌🍌🍌🍌🍏🍏🍏🍏🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐♨♨♨♨♨♨😥😥😥😥😥saddasdfasddsafadsa

    • @MrW0rldWide
      @MrW0rldWide Рік тому

      ​@@JohnF0gb0rn228tf?

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Рік тому +23

      ​@@JohnF0gb0rn228why are you like this

  • @s.sinster
    @s.sinster Рік тому +880

    > Minos prime calls you useless,
    > You dissapear half of his health,
    > Minos prime calls you WEAK,
    > You evaporate him.

    • @FoxInnaHat
      @FoxInnaHat Рік тому +60

      im pretty sure when Minos Prime says "WEAK" he is shunning his own powerlessness.
      keep in mind he has endured a hopeless torture for quite a while and had to struggle with his own powerlessness to overcome it.

    • @amongusfeet3842
      @amongusfeet3842 10 місяців тому +4

      Correct son🤤🤤🤤

    • @gamingchair2327
      @gamingchair2327 10 місяців тому +4

      You did not have to use that emoji
      (It made it look way weirder)

    • @dstooter4348
      @dstooter4348 10 місяців тому +4

      Nah use it more

    • @fp-individual71
      @fp-individual71 10 місяців тому +2

      @@gamingchair2327wait it did???

  • @Maratona-tt4go
    @Maratona-tt4go 2 роки тому +1687

    3:58 "This is one of the game's first actual hard bosses"
    v2 first phase was ironically alot more painful for me to beat

    • @notverifiable3731
      @notverifiable3731 2 роки тому +142

      Same. Gabriel has simple patterns, V2 doesn't

    • @leonhardtbelgar2468
      @leonhardtbelgar2468 Рік тому +42

      Meanwhile I P ranked 3-2 violent within 5 hours of booting up the game
      Guess my 1k hours of scout TF2 helped a lot

    • @Maratona-tt4go
      @Maratona-tt4go Рік тому +29

      @@leonhardtbelgar2468 I did something like that after I bought the game on steam
      yes I cracked the game and I did everything possible in the game in the crack and now that I was able to actually buy the game im redoing it all
      its alot easier when you already did it and you know how to play the game

    • @comediccomrade5716
      @comediccomrade5716 Рік тому +12

      @@Maratona-tt4go honestly ultrakill is one of those games I cracked not because the price isn’t worth it, but because I don’t want to spend it

    • @Maratona-tt4go
      @Maratona-tt4go Рік тому +23

      @@comediccomrade5716 I bought it cuz I care alot about the game, and I heard that steam achievements will be coming sometime in the future
      not only that but I wont get my data wiped every update that releases

  • @yasetby2804
    @yasetby2804 2 роки тому +2857

    Gabriel beaten twice by a machine that is crippled 💀

    • @creviosso9216
      @creviosso9216 2 роки тому +15

      😅

    • @omnizx37
      @omnizx37 2 роки тому +154

      "beaten by a crippled machine, TWICE!?"

    • @Howardtheone
      @Howardtheone 2 роки тому +17

      Canon

    • @Placeholdername821
      @Placeholdername821 2 роки тому +45

      Every boss got beaten by a machine on a wheelchair

    • @GreenGork
      @GreenGork Рік тому +58

      "Beaten by a Microwave on FUCKING WHEELS, TWICE?!"

  • @sidekic1109
    @sidekic1109 2 роки тому +1171

    for the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, there were 2 things you could have done to fight him easier than you didn't do, you could have either used all 3 power ups to melt him with your damage or just turn off the sun itself with one of the level's secrets

    • @nidus7274
      @nidus7274 2 роки тому +293

      “nah bruh too hot out here, turn off rq”
      “aight”
      AND THEN THE SUN WENT OUT

    • @shawermus
      @shawermus 2 роки тому +134

      @@nidus7274 probably that's how sun disabling was added to greed layer. Just some random angel wanted to do that

    • @fordalels
      @fordalels 2 роки тому +47

      he could have also stood on the glass at the red skull location, and used the whiplash to put it in the thing across the map. this spawns in the insurrectionist and he targets you to the glass. this causes him to jump and send him into the abyss below. to avoid dying, the virtue near the start of the level could have been saved so that he could move away from the glass without moving. alternatively, you could get the secret blood orb, then use one of the maurices that spawn in to shoot at you and explode you away from the glass right as the insurrectionist falls in.

    • @ngocbao3200
      @ngocbao3200 2 роки тому +13

      He even tried ricoshot with screwdriver lol

    • @chevi-ev7wd
      @chevi-ev7wd 2 роки тому +2

      @@fordalels no grapple though?

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 2 роки тому +736

    Ultrakill is a game that prides itself on its incredible agility and technical movement options. Doing this challenge took this game's status up from "Best fucking game ever" to "Bester fucking game ever" because you were able to completely negate all of what made it so great, which is great

    • @SunnyPopsicles
      @SunnyPopsicles Рік тому +38

      If after best is bester, the next would be bestest
      And then bestester. And then bestestest. And then bestestester. And then bestestestest. And then

    • @nachorodriguez6380
      @nachorodriguez6380 Рік тому +12

      ​@@SunnyPopsiclesYou just completely ruined the English language

    • @lenoobxd
      @lenoobxd Рік тому +2

      @@nachorodriguez6380not like its a bad thing tho

    • @M4246-m5i
      @M4246-m5i 10 місяців тому +3

      From full auto to fuller auto

    • @hjdjsjxj3jhrbshajkw
      @hjdjsjxj3jhrbshajkw 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@SunnyPopsiclesthis also assumes below best is beer

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 2 роки тому +562

    I'm a speedrunner and even I don't know how to properly deadcoin the Minos Prime fight. Crazy dedication to the gimmick run, mad respect.

  • @fiendish9474
    @fiendish9474 2 роки тому +521

    Mans proven that even game journalists are able to play this game with no knowledge of basic movement

    • @francenkovcan5211
      @francenkovcan5211 Рік тому +28

      well, if they know the right combat tech

    • @nucleus_star
      @nucleus_star Рік тому +11

      ​@@francenkovcan5211 gun

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 11 місяців тому +4

      Not if they are underneath a condiment

    • @mohammeda4872
      @mohammeda4872 8 місяців тому +2

      @@jojogacha974above the mustard

  • @hyst_erium
    @hyst_erium Рік тому +57

    for gabriel part 2; i literally got so mad at all the attacks i just stood there letting him beat me up and then i started punching back and suddenly realized "oh my god is this actually a strat", and then i actually killed him without moving and got so mad yet laughed so much at it

  • @comandero_yt445
    @comandero_yt445 2 роки тому +167

    0:55 Malicous face
    1:00 Swordsmachine
    1:11 Cerberus, Gruardian of hell x2
    1:27 Swordsmachine Tundra and Swordsmachine Agony
    1:43 Hideous Mass
    2:08 V2 1 Part
    2:40 Hand
    2:55 The Corpse of King Minos
    3:59 Gabriel, Judge of hell
    4:54 Sisyphean Insurrectionist
    6:00 Mysterious Druid Kinght (& Owl)
    6:29 V2 2 Part
    7:10 Flesh Prison
    9:27 Minos Prime
    11:39 Ferryman
    13:09 Leviathan
    14:06 Insurrectionist Angry and Insurrectionist Rude
    14:47 Hideous Mass x2
    15:45 Gabriel, The apostate of hate
    16:52 Cancerous Rodent
    16:57 Very Cancerous Rodent

    • @M4246-m5i
      @M4246-m5i 10 місяців тому +2

      Cancerous rodent the hardest boss
      Idk how he did it

  • @theavaliengineer
    @theavaliengineer 2 роки тому +525

    for the ferryman fight - you can break idols with the knuckleblaster's shockwaves

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 2 роки тому +43

      Pretty sure you couldn't on release day

    • @EnigmaticMiss
      @EnigmaticMiss 2 роки тому +35

      You don’t even have to fight them you can just give him a coin and then he’s out

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 2 роки тому +84

      @@EnigmaticMiss That's not really _beating_ the boss, is it?

    • @fluffy7358
      @fluffy7358 2 роки тому +190

      @@lonelyshpee7873 You beat him financially. You bribe him until he gives you the win!

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 2 роки тому +16

      @@fluffy7358 Fair enough.

  • @DaveDotEXE
    @DaveDotEXE 2 роки тому +593

    This man has gone farther than i dared to, respect.

    • @Repetitivestrain2077
      @Repetitivestrain2077 2 роки тому +7

      He forgot the rodents😢😢😢😢😢

    • @Alltheprayers
      @Alltheprayers 2 роки тому +4

      @@Repetitivestrain2077 _it was impossible_

    • @franus7656
      @franus7656 2 роки тому +10

      @@Repetitivestrain2077 16:52

  • @theermac6024
    @theermac6024 2 роки тому +241

    I swear V2 is made out of paper. V2's 2nd fight just immediately ends upon doing anything with decently high damage. I wish that V2's HP increased with higher dificulties

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 2 роки тому +55

      Setting up traps is just overpowered against bossfight cutscenes

    • @invertebrado
      @invertebrado 2 роки тому +29

      I Remember when playing dying to him a lot with his life 1/2 or 3/4 of the way, and trying to keep resources to the second health bar, terrified of what it could be. I was quite disappointed with the easy second phase, but it was pretty cool.

    • @mouthwide0pen
      @mouthwide0pen 2 роки тому +40

      Far as I can tell, ignoring phase 2 because its a joke, the rematch with V2 has the HP of like, a singular phase of Gabriel. Most bosses have more HP than it.
      It makes sense though. Sure, it is modified for durability, but its still based on a glass cannon model. It's just you with more durable plating. And considering you're super flimsy and entirely reliant on your healing and agility, a moderately less flimsy version that can't heal at all isn't going to stand much of a chance if the opponent manages to reliably hit it.

    • @Sword_Master41
      @Sword_Master41 Рік тому +2

      The info on V2 says that V2's durability is weaker than V1's body. What I meant by weaker durability is that, the robot can be lighter than V1, but with the less durable armor, V2 is a tad bit faster than V1. Yes, V2 is like made it paper. The info also says that V2 is also an abandoned prototype robot.

    • @kveller555
      @kveller555 Рік тому +19

      @@Sword_Master41 You got it backwards. V1 has thinner armor to fit the on-the-fly refueling system, while V2 has sturdier armor instead to compensate, as it was built as a security robot instead of a war machine meant for an active battlefield. Both of them are prototypes, hence why there's only one of each.

  • @theairacobra
    @theairacobra 2 роки тому +229

    Also, the reason you're in the desert is because the egyptians were greedy, using gold for lots of stuff, so as the layer is called greed it takes place there

    • @MatiasPlayerOne
      @MatiasPlayerOne 2 роки тому +60

      Also because the sand is gold dust

    • @shyn481
      @shyn481 2 роки тому +14

      @Dolfan 2 it is dante inferno, or at least I think it was confirmed, well Hakita did say there was Dante's Inferno inspiration too

    • @yahnmahn9035
      @yahnmahn9035 2 роки тому +9

      Problem is, Big Ben is there too buried in the sands

    • @theairacobra
      @theairacobra 2 роки тому +48

      @@yahnmahn9035 Britain is hell too, god just threw it there cuz he didn't know where to put it

    • @blazefactor6849
      @blazefactor6849 2 роки тому +26

      @@yahnmahn9035 I think the idea is that it's many of mankind's greatest monuments and civilizations, formed from greed and brought down by greed.

  • @thelonelypigeon9554
    @thelonelypigeon9554 2 роки тому +186

    I somehow find this more impressive than movement. You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit.

    • @роскомнадзор-д8я
      @роскомнадзор-д8я Рік тому +3

      >You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit
      beating V2 after learning how to deal damage and move: 🥱
      2, 2, RMB, RMB, RMB, ..., Shift+LMB, dodge, RMB, RMB, RMB, Shift+LMB, repeat previous steps as long as V2 is alive: ✅✅😎👊

    • @murilo_the_lilo9947
      @murilo_the_lilo9947 10 місяців тому

      ​@@роскомнадзор-д8я the solution to cheese both v2 fights is deadass coins

    • @OblivionItself
      @OblivionItself 8 місяців тому

      i repeated current steps, he just shot me with coins, directions unclear.@@роскомнадзор-д8я

  • @DOS2137
    @DOS2137 2 роки тому +179

    U can use explosions to kill the leviathan, same thing with the druid. Wait till the leviathan will make the projectile spam and then just projectile boost in his mouth as much as u can

    • @geoffreyprecht2410
      @geoffreyprecht2410 2 роки тому +10

      Rocket launcher is the best for countering projectile spam. So many people are sleeping on it as a utility weapon.

    • @kalyyyy
      @kalyyyy 2 роки тому +1

      Mal rail fastest for leviathan

  • @zelzmiy
    @zelzmiy 2 роки тому +60

    This whole video I was confused on how I recognized your voice, took my about halfway through I realised who you were.
    It's kind of crazy how much your content has changed despite the style persisting. Great content as always

  • @1_1bman
    @1_1bman 2 роки тому +88

    for the ferryman fight, i might try, before breaking the idol, doing a ton of coin parrying + deadcoining and finishing by using the knuckleblaster's knuckleblast to blast the supercoin into orbit. then, stand sort of on top of the idol such that when you punch it, it flings you out of the arena, and midair, throw and shoot a new coin to hit the supercoin and beat the ferryman's first phase, opening the invisible box and letting you fall into the water where you can respawn next to the 2nd idol

    • @zelzmiy
      @zelzmiy 2 роки тому +32

      If I had a coin for every ultrakill fan with a Niko pfp, I'd have 4 coins, which isn't much, but it's enough to oneshot a Cerberus

    • @1_1bman
      @1_1bman 2 роки тому +5

      @BlaixenU darn; the intermediate coin was honestly just for convenience, though, because hitting the supercoin midair sounds hard. but if it has to be done, it has to be done.

    • @bag143_
      @bag143_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@zelzmiy lmao

    • @exquisicy5429
      @exquisicy5429 2 роки тому

      i was thinking just to do core boosts

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 2 роки тому +66

    For the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, you should make it night time first with the moon totem so the sand doesn't damage you.

    • @breadmilkYT
      @breadmilkYT 2 роки тому +6

      You can also just instakill him with the hole in the red skull area

    • @grivinex5990
      @grivinex5990 Рік тому +1

      Night time + all 3 dual wield power ups

    • @grivinex5990
      @grivinex5990 Рік тому +3

      @@breadmilkYT that would require movement.

    • @Cheeseburgerlove
      @Cheeseburgerlove Рік тому

      Not if you use whiplash to put the red skull in place

    • @Golporos33
      @Golporos33 Рік тому

      ​@@Cheeseburgerlovewiplash is also movement

  • @justacake6350
    @justacake6350 11 місяців тому +9

    Fun fact: According to your ruleset, you can not move once that boss health bar spawns.
    This means that king Minos's hand is a "boss fight" you can actually move in.

  • @nope_avi8164
    @nope_avi8164 Рік тому +16

    If V1 moved at all the clap of his metallic cheeks would instantly vaporize the boss

  • @pvp9060
    @pvp9060 2 роки тому +9

    For Sisyphean. you can freeze the floor so it won't damage you by bringing the moon artifact from one of the orb secrets to the altar above the building where you collect the skulls.

  • @roborievolo1578
    @roborievolo1578 Рік тому +5

    Not only are you an absolute chad for doing this; but you also gave me encouragement to P rank everything normally. I’ll have to work on it!

  • @uki9971
    @uki9971 2 роки тому +17

    I didn't expect this kind of content from you guys and its a nice break from never ending pain that is skyblock I hope this video does well and that you can continue making a variety of content

  • @krisvsthew0rld
    @krisvsthew0rld 2 роки тому +25

    gay robot game video, thank you hellcastle

  • @byemax.
    @byemax. 2 роки тому +16

    Oh my god you're the other person on earth that uses "morbillion" to quanitify, you earned a sub

  • @dis_pencer
    @dis_pencer 2 роки тому +8

    2:10 for me the most consistent tactic on v2 is just parrying every attack. It should also work for "crippled" boss run

  • @daft8817
    @daft8817 2 роки тому +10

    Cool thing i realised when doing this challenge myself is for sisyphean insurrectionist you can actually go to the left side of the map press the face grab the moon item and place it on the roof to remove the damaging sand :)

  • @PowerUpT
    @PowerUpT 2 роки тому +9

    Great video. I think using the moon artifact in God Damn the Sun would've made your life easier, since the sand doesn't damage you at night

  • @jeffreyfiegen1538
    @jeffreyfiegen1538 Рік тому +8

    Imagine trying this against Sisyphus Prime, now that he's available to fight and apparently makes Minos Prime look easy in comparison (even more so for this kind of run).

    • @tricksterjustice4801
      @tricksterjustice4801 Рік тому

      Speedrun strat could probably make this possible. Essentially it's going out of bounds after spawning the immortal mindflayer, and somehow using it to one shot the panopticon and sysiphus.

    • @dando541
      @dando541 5 місяців тому

      Probably would be very similar to Minos where he just gets oneshot by deadcoining

  • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
    @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 2 роки тому +9

    for the Ferryman, you could have either tossed him a coin to skip his fight (since you pay the toll to get on the ship)
    or you could have used the knuckleblaster's shockwave to destroy the idol from afar

    • @breadiswater1979
      @breadiswater1979 Рік тому

      He did say beating every boss

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Рік тому +1

      @@breadiswater1979 then just knuckleblaster the idol

    • @FoxInnaHat
      @FoxInnaHat Рік тому

      @@breadiswater1979 it IS beating the boss, just the diplomatic way

  • @todaeisgood
    @todaeisgood 2 роки тому +12

    Bro actually made the Francis reference lmfao
    Great video Eli, definitely worth hearing you go on about this for a month and a half

  • @nyxic7212
    @nyxic7212 2 роки тому +3

    the analogy that you were searching for at 3:15 was probably "he turned me into a sitting duck" :)

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 2 роки тому +13

    Had to resort to the Jerma strategy for Gabriel

  • @zeldacrafter4578
    @zeldacrafter4578 2 роки тому +6

    the most satisfying ultrakill gameplay of someone not moving

  • @SayancraftUY
    @SayancraftUY 2 роки тому +5

    For the sisyphean Insurrectionist can you go to the hole with glass on the part of the red head for instakill him.
    or grab the glass moon and put on the top of the "Castle" For Make The Sand Not Hurt You.
    Good Video Btw

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly Рік тому +2

    Bro turned one of the most advanced movement first-person shooters into a point and click adventure game.

  • @Lyridiume
    @Lyridiume 2 роки тому +3

    “Weak”
    *gets twoshotted by a crippled gopro*

  • @henrybulgin2469
    @henrybulgin2469 Рік тому +3

    You just wait 10years for the main character to arrive but it’s crippled and somehow one shot you

  • @CHUDULO5
    @CHUDULO5 Рік тому +11

    12:45 you could use knucleblast

  • @Errors4Free
    @Errors4Free 7 місяців тому +2

    He got hit by so many things that he COULD HAVE PARRIED

  • @Zero_watches_videos
    @Zero_watches_videos 2 роки тому +11

    we have to appreciate the time he put in this video
    holy shit

  • @yharon9269
    @yharon9269 2 роки тому +2

    "too much talk for a guy sold as a body pillow"
    -the machine sold as a body pillow

  • @Davidbowprime
    @Davidbowprime 10 місяців тому +42

    he forgor the rat

  • @brightlight2016
    @brightlight2016 2 роки тому +5

    Great, now I have to do true no movement without a rocket launcher...

  • @ghaz_rightzz5595
    @ghaz_rightzz5595 Рік тому +3

    Sisyphus Prime..
    Some thing wicked watching in the corner

  • @LanzarSpookzar
    @LanzarSpookzar 2 роки тому +7

    Under the Mayo giving himself an unfair and boring challenge be like:
    (But no skill)

  • @chmobro9949
    @chmobro9949 2 роки тому +5

    I always look foreword to your videos, keep up the good work

  • @nyx1223
    @nyx1223 2 роки тому +1

    well i didnt expect ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHANNELS TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES

  • @kitaster11037
    @kitaster11037 Рік тому +4

    V1s potential damage output at any given time is horrifying.

    • @aq_ua
      @aq_ua Рік тому +1

      Yeah when you're not shotgun swapping 24/7 at long range no less ☠️

  • @lancergameing
    @lancergameing Рік тому +1

    12:12 to 12:17 looked pretty satisfying ngl, keep up the great work

  • @norisotuthegreat
    @norisotuthegreat 2 роки тому +4

    you are cracked at this game my man.

  • @itssTeal
    @itssTeal Рік тому +1

    "This big black hole that chases you for a while and once it touches you it ...text in between... locks you there for a while"
    Sounds like an action game alright

  • @donutella1372
    @donutella1372 2 роки тому +3

    Great video. Insane that you learned to deadcoin lol

  • @TiananmenSquare-qz9vp
    @TiananmenSquare-qz9vp 2 роки тому +2

    "Where were you on 9/11?"
    "Watching someone do a funny Ultrakill challenge."

  • @deeng6828
    @deeng6828 2 роки тому +2

    I can’t wait for you to revisit this for P-2

  • @General_C
    @General_C Рік тому +1

    Pro tip for Leviathan (and any enemy with mass projectile spam or projectiles that spawn close like Mindflayers): Shotgun explosions (Overpumps and Projectile Boosts), The Malrail, and Rocket Launchers launch projectiles back at enemies for MAJOR friendly fire damage. Put a rocket down Leviathan's maw and you'll SHRED his health bar!

  • @timothytosser288
    @timothytosser288 2 роки тому +6

    1:17 hold up i get this refrence

  • @david-rf7tf
    @david-rf7tf Рік тому +1

    honestly with the amount of willpower you had to keep on trying this and not giving up im surprised you arent a prime soul yet

  • @Flinty_me
    @Flinty_me Рік тому +4

    V2 gave me more trouble than Gabriel ever did. Actually used the assist options for both v2 fights

    • @just_a_guy9688
      @just_a_guy9688 Рік тому

      Same lol, V2's a fucking crackhead that zips around that's almost impossible to hit (i haven't learned the shooting coin trick) and dodge, while gabriel's much more simpler to dodge and hit for me.

    • @kebabit707
      @kebabit707 Рік тому

      @@just_a_guy9688 i blieve you can throw your own coin and shoot it, to hit V2's coins

    • @ak47epic94
      @ak47epic94 6 місяців тому

      Completely opposite for me lmao.
      Most of V2 shots are entirely parriable if you know the right pattern and timing. He also loves spamming the shotgun, which again, parriable
      whereas most of Gabe's attack are either unparriable or just has really weird parry pattern, like that throwing sword attack that I can't parry if I jump up a bit

  • @BigBoyga
    @BigBoyga 2 роки тому +1

    should have used the soap for 1-3 bosses it would have made it alot easier
    Insurrectionist would have been easier if you had made it night, so the sand doesn't harm you it would have made it alot easier (you could have also used the glass floor cheese)
    for flesh prison (i havent tested this) you could have prefired your whiplash before the health bar appears so when it does, you're not moving but it will still pull you (i think) on top of it so you can heal (but you would not have been able to railcannon the core[this is probably the smallest loophole i could find with this fight]
    (this one is a bit more cheesy but im just gonna give it a recommendation anyway) you could have bribed the ferry man to let you through by throwing a coin at him.
    Great vid tho!

  • @thenekokatze1141
    @thenekokatze1141 2 роки тому +3

    You could have just used the pit for the sisyphean insurrectionist

  • @timmyisded4446
    @timmyisded4446 2 роки тому +2

    Coresniping in the right spot right when the eyes spawn can kill all the eyes and give you just enough time to shotgun spam him to death

  • @annabelle5924
    @annabelle5924 2 роки тому +7

    The minos fight was so impressive as I think you were deadcoining for 2 minutes or so
    Anyways cool ass video

  • @evanlee93
    @evanlee93 2 роки тому +2

    The Hideous Mass's yellow fireballs can be parried back to them for pretty good damage

  • @Mekugii
    @Mekugii 2 роки тому +3

    7:17 flesh prison teaches you how to stop the A-train💀

  • @trismuth
    @trismuth 2 роки тому

    oh hey i wrote the “me go fast” review, always wanted to be featured in a hellcastle video!! thanks man!!

  • @mike5133-u5s
    @mike5133-u5s Рік тому +6

    5:11 Can't you just turn it into night with a secret you can find? The sand wouldn't damage you if it's night in that level.

  • @nicholasbaca8065
    @nicholasbaca8065 Рік тому +2

    "Gabriel is one of the first actual bosses that take people awhile to beat"
    Beat him in one or two deaths the first time. Died 2 dozen times non n V2 fight 1.

  • @Blap7
    @Blap7 2 роки тому +14

    for the insurrectionist, a good way to avoid sand damage is to turn off the sun. no, im not joking.

  • @Certified_Dante
    @Certified_Dante 10 місяців тому +1

    7-4 literally kills off the main rule, being that you must stop moving when the Boss' healthbar appears, and the Earthmover's healthbar spawns at the START OF THE LEVEL, So you're ALREADY fucked. But even if you make an exception and skip to the Defense system or Heart, both of them have lethal lasers that will end your run without movement.

  • @ilikedeadface4945
    @ilikedeadface4945 Рік тому +3

    11:05 RICOSHET 169!!!!!! bro how long did that take

  • @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003
    @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003 2 роки тому +1

    V1 just standing here menacing every boss what a chad

  • @ieatpotato
    @ieatpotato 7 місяців тому +4

    4:10 yellow nailgun?

    • @Ethylus
      @Ethylus 6 місяців тому +1

      wait a sec, he’s right!

  • @CrackyCreates
    @CrackyCreates 10 місяців тому +1

    when in doubt, screwdriver, if already using screwdriver re-start the tutorial

  • @RyanTM3RKS
    @RyanTM3RKS Рік тому +3

    3:04 nah bro why tf mans had to say black hole like that

    • @b_2tty
      @b_2tty 5 місяців тому +1

      Big black..... Hole

  • @Iteration456-8_codename_goblin

    Thank you for giving love to my boys the cancer rats

  • @PanRokador
    @PanRokador Рік тому +4

    11:16
    Discord ping

  • @Gabeatron9002
    @Gabeatron9002 11 місяців тому +1

    these bosses all losing to a crippled robot lmao
    now with layer 7 released (and I assume prime sanctum 2 since you did the challenge) can't wait to see the cripple continue

    • @rock_pikmin5
      @rock_pikmin5 11 місяців тому

      earthmover boutta make it impossible

  • @OnyxDublaj
    @OnyxDublaj Рік тому +3

    3:32 you moved.

    • @randompurpleslime8963
      @randompurpleslime8963 Рік тому

      Didn't play ultrakill lol

    • @OnyxDublaj
      @OnyxDublaj Рік тому +1

      lol@@randompurpleslime8963

    • @Ethylus
      @Ethylus 6 місяців тому

      he got flung upwards, I don’t thing that would count

  • @thememelords9491
    @thememelords9491 Рік тому +1

    literally every boss in the game: chilling
    the 4 coins in my back pocket and alt piercer:

  • @foodynooby
    @foodynooby 2 роки тому +3

    uhm actually 🤓 moving your head in real life would be considered moving!!... so by that logic you MOVED !! Click bait.!

  • @cycillian4932
    @cycillian4932 2 роки тому +1

    i am both a skyblock and ultrakill sweat, i AM the demographic
    sweet video thanky

  • @MsDirtyNails
    @MsDirtyNails Рік тому +1

    bro is a god, he spent 4 hours punching that coin to literally 2 shot Minos prime

  • @SomeSpecialMouse
    @SomeSpecialMouse 2 роки тому +1

    The sawblade spam and shotgun swap has the same energy as "pigman sword go bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

  • @pufferfish9166
    @pufferfish9166 Рік тому +1

    12:30 1. Rockets... Explode,which breaks one of the rules.
    2.KNUCKLEBLASTER HAS AN AOE

  • @-Seek-17
    @-Seek-17 10 місяців тому

    I really respect that you couldnt do the challange at some point and found a hard way to complete it anyways.

  • @hatd966
    @hatd966 Рік тому +1

    I quit skyblock, started playing ultrakill, just found this. I discovered many new things recently

  • @IdioanFromWallmart
    @IdioanFromWallmart 11 місяців тому +1

    “Fast-paced” most bosses are a parkinsons simulator. (I still play every day)

  • @malignant_rumor
    @malignant_rumor 2 роки тому +1

    being as surprised as I was by the way the first boss was killed shows how I will always get my ass handed to me by this game

  • @Frosty_411
    @Frosty_411 10 місяців тому +1

    Imagine this guy killing the bosses in the violence layer

  • @Internal_Revenue_Services.
    @Internal_Revenue_Services. Рік тому +2

    15:33 nahhhh bro was lookin at the 1-inch wonder 💀💀💀

  • @SLASHY_SSB
    @SLASHY_SSB 2 роки тому +1

    Just so you know you can destroy the Idols by using the red fist shockwave from a greater range than your normal punch can

  • @dillonjones9935
    @dillonjones9935 2 роки тому

    Gabriel: "Foolishness, machine, Foolishness..."
    V1: *ultra railcoin combo go brrrrrrr*

  • @ChrisHinners008
    @ChrisHinners008 Рік тому +1

    2:32 yeah, people have beat V2 before he even started his fight. They have killed him before his health bar even appeared.

  • @ImDaRealBoi
    @ImDaRealBoi 2 роки тому +1

    Only 1k views for this amount of dedication, effort, and torture? Impossible. Heresy. Unspeakable. Heresy. Heresy.

  • @nopayoff3552
    @nopayoff3552 2 роки тому +1

    "I don't have daddy issues!!! I AM PAPAS SPECIAL BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @LolCat361
    @LolCat361 4 місяці тому +1

    It took me 27 tries to beat Gabriel, even when I was parrying 75% of his sideways throwing attacks, and dodging 75% of his melee attacks.

  • @Boldcheesecake1029
    @Boldcheesecake1029 Рік тому

    "You're getting RUSTY machine!"
    "My legs are rusted, that is not funny, you are getting canceled"