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  • @mediocrisis5229
    @mediocrisis5229 3 роки тому +1601

    the current meta for child predators is really diverse, you've got a lot of equally competitive options

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 3 роки тому +6

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 coming out video, here it is:* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @daaaaa6722
      @daaaaa6722 3 роки тому +76

      EDP/James Charles the best predators around

    • @Ethan-qo8zr
      @Ethan-qo8zr 3 роки тому +68

      @@daaaaa6722 at the moment, wait a couple months for the new releases they come out quite frequently and the meta is always changing

    • @bootyfly5456
      @bootyfly5456 3 роки тому +62

      @@riskyy2933 leave

    • @davidremilio7449
      @davidremilio7449 3 роки тому +17

      @@riskyy2933 gay

  • @keiran5170
    @keiran5170 3 роки тому +1248

    Bruh, seeing all 4 of them using a webcam at the same time is actually weird

    • @Squallypop
      @Squallypop 3 роки тому +13

      I didn’t even notice that until I read your comment LOL

    • @agnieszkaredka6932
      @agnieszkaredka6932 3 роки тому

      @@agnieszkarajder2821 😍😍

    • @mw3isbetterthanmw22
      @mw3isbetterthanmw22 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao I see why they turn it off sometimes 🤣🤣 looking rough.

    • @ontariomotorsport7038
      @ontariomotorsport7038 3 роки тому

      @@mw3isbetterthanmw22 how?

    • @mw3isbetterthanmw22
      @mw3isbetterthanmw22 3 роки тому +1

      @@ontariomotorsport7038 Charlie looks like he just got out of a coma and guy on the top right(forgot his name) looks like he hasent brushed or combed his beard ever

  • @main9087
    @main9087 3 роки тому +516

    *Jared:* You can't defeat me
    *Austin:* I know, but he can
    *EDP445* enters the cell

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 3 роки тому +5

      Who's EDP445?

    • @gamemasteroffun
      @gamemasteroffun 3 роки тому +9

      No no. Jared will be in jail for the rest of his life. For ever frame of CP you get 10 years in prison nonconcurrently

    • @ImFadeBoy
      @ImFadeBoy 3 роки тому +8

      Jeffrey epstein:

    • @InkubozuNikki
      @InkubozuNikki 3 роки тому +24

      *Onision and Chris-Chan* emerge from under the floor, ready to tag-team.

    • @chr15tune56
      @chr15tune56 3 роки тому +4

      @@InkubozuNikki then you have the special minecraft youtuber fight event

  • @saltygrump
    @saltygrump 3 роки тому +277

    Jackson over here looking like he's about to drop the hottest album of 2003

    • @robloxiangamer3763
      @robloxiangamer3763 3 роки тому +4

      man why does you saying 2003 and he having long hair remind me of dave grohl

    • @FailureToBe
      @FailureToBe 3 роки тому +15

      Saint anggerrr ‘round myy neeeckkkk

    • @Omar_E11
      @Omar_E11 Рік тому +1

      @@FailureToBe He never gets respect...

  • @danwashereman
    @danwashereman 3 роки тому +197

    Judging by the title of this podcast, I was _really_ hoping this was about Jared and Austin getting into a fight in prison.

    • @sentam1460
      @sentam1460 3 роки тому

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      respectifs les empêchent
      de s'approcher trop
      près l'un de l'autre.
      在整個人類歷史上,強者,
      富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市~sae和鄉村中的弱者,無力防守和貧窮成員。
      然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其𝔻𝕅𝔸融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。
      他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木)來調味食物煮的時候 1619442355

    • @Raqfy
      @Raqfy 3 роки тому +6

      I had a similar idea, but it I imagined that everyone on the Official Podcast created a hypothetical together on what would happen if Jared and Austin fought each other, like a fighting game.

  • @Itoramiro
    @Itoramiro 3 роки тому +312

    Jackson finally revived from the black hole of broken webcam

  • @dondor608
    @dondor608 3 роки тому +122

    Jacksons hair has grown so much since we haven't been able to see him in so long

  • @noobmaster6823
    @noobmaster6823 3 роки тому +170

    I just realized that animated Jared looks like senator Armstrong

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 3 роки тому +2

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 coming out video, here it is:* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @Ethan-cp4rh
      @Ethan-cp4rh 3 роки тому +4

      That was literally the first thing I thought!

    • @Zach-kx1dq
      @Zach-kx1dq 3 роки тому +2

      @@riskyy2933 it’s a weird mrbeast vid bruh

    • @shrekjunior6144
      @shrekjunior6144 3 роки тому

      @@MaximilianMuss clear coms

    • @shrekjunior6144
      @shrekjunior6144 3 роки тому

      @@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 clear coms

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 3 роки тому +551

    Jared: Hey kids, say “Tuna sub” backwards, that’s what I’m gonna do on your face

    • @fragbomb
      @fragbomb 3 роки тому +31

      heh thats a good one

    • @leahwilliams418
      @leahwilliams418 3 роки тому +4

      😂 Funny as fuck ❤️

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 3 роки тому

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 coming out video, here it is:* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @mr.milkman3893
      @mr.milkman3893 3 роки тому +17

      Anut bus?

    • @wetplant1748
      @wetplant1748 3 роки тому +25

      bruh
      tuna sub
      bus anut
      bust a nut
      oh no

  • @SweetSideOfFries
    @SweetSideOfFries 3 роки тому +34

    Whoever animated Jacksons cam this episode did a bang up job

  • @mattd3224
    @mattd3224 3 роки тому +114

    “I was traumatized as a child” they say while traumatizing children.

    • @ArthropodJay
      @ArthropodJay 3 роки тому +23

      actually, a lot of pedophiles had a similar experience. You either learn to NOT do something from trauma or learn TO do something.
      It's like the 2 brothers. One becomes an alcoholic, and one becomes against alcohol.
      Both say 'i learned it from my dad'
      I personally took the trauma that happened to me and use it to fuel me for a successful life because that's the last thing my abuser wants.

    • @mohammedsami6907
      @mohammedsami6907 3 роки тому +11

      @@ArthropodJay yeah, most abusers have a history of being abused; it might seem like a way of getting sympathy but its actually something that happens. Its sorta like how children of dicorced parents are more likely to have martial troubles

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 3 роки тому +14

      @@mohammedsami6907 Cool story, doesn't excuse the molestation tho.

    • @IncredulousMisanthrope
      @IncredulousMisanthrope 3 роки тому +9

      @@baraness24 yeah it doesn't. It's just something that usually happens, which was that person's point of mentioning I think...

    • @cagedtyrant6270
      @cagedtyrant6270 3 роки тому

      @@baraness24 look how edgy you are, Jesus

  • @haydenwiebe2792
    @haydenwiebe2792 3 роки тому +158

    Joe Rogan doesn’t read his ads anymore, now that he’s only on Spotify it’s basically a radio commercial

    • @HomelessTaxation
      @HomelessTaxation 3 роки тому +1

      he still reads ads though, there are little intermittent ad breaks all the time.

    • @armorykittington
      @armorykittington 3 роки тому +12

      God, I wish JRE was still on YT. I wonder if the money was worth it to him, now. Not in terms of the money, but in terms of culture and people actually watching his show, because everyone uses UA-cam and not everyone uses Spotify, especially since they just essentially erased everyone's playlists.... Seems like he was doing really well before +$100 mil in the bank, with 3 jobs and Dana as a friend and all that.

    • @user-jt6rh8xy6n
      @user-jt6rh8xy6n 3 роки тому +1

      @@armorykittington What “culture”?

    • @armorykittington
      @armorykittington 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-jt6rh8xy6n yogurt

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 3 роки тому

      @@armorykittington he wasn't a fan of the comments though :p

  • @TheRedrocketrover
    @TheRedrocketrover 3 роки тому +24

    Every Thursday brings me joy to listen too these podcasts

  • @goobleron
    @goobleron 3 роки тому +50

    Jackson looking like a prototype Charlie with the white shirt, long hair and half beard

  • @MikeyaTaylor
    @MikeyaTaylor 3 роки тому +78

    How dare you consider scrabble a "simple" game played with "friends and family". The scrabble board is a war ground where battles Sun Tsu would have studied takes place. I would never play a letter on a double word against a "friend". When we sit at the scrabble table we are sworn enemies in a pure battle of wits and vocabulary.

    • @MasonBrown-qq7oq
      @MasonBrown-qq7oq 3 роки тому +9

      Scrabble But With Fire™, it's like Scrabble; but can you guess what's different?

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 роки тому +7

      The slant-rhyming in "enemies" and "vocabulary" is a chef's kiss.

    • @noners9431
      @noners9431 3 роки тому +1

      “Wtf is this word?”
      Sun Tzu

  • @AREA_FIFTY_1
    @AREA_FIFTY_1 3 роки тому +10

    Established in 1824, the Geneva school is the oldest watchmaking school in Switzerland, now with three units. The technical college provides full-time teaching for micromechanics, watchmakers and watchmaker-repairers Also in britain they have WOSTEP a 2 year 3200 hour course

  • @realjpegmafia
    @realjpegmafia 3 роки тому +49

    We need a hunger games type of thing where every predator fights each other

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 роки тому +10

      Pay a child to hang out in a cage with some snacks and a ds and pretend that the kids the winners prize but at the end the last predator just gets shot after the kids taken off set.

    • @realjpegmafia
      @realjpegmafia 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheRealRusDaddy exactly. And the one that survives gets publicly executed .

    • @billymanilli
      @billymanilli Рік тому +1

      @@realjpegmafia and people who were affected by their crime, get to fart into their mouth first, too

  • @DesGardius-me7gf
    @DesGardius-me7gf 3 роки тому +24

    "If there's a lesson to be taken away from this story, it would be that just because someone promises to change doesn't always mean they will, or even can."
    -TheGamerFromMars on Austin Jones

  • @OptionalShark40
    @OptionalShark40 Рік тому +26

    That Crypto advice aged like milk 😬

    • @liarwithagun
      @liarwithagun Рік тому +3

      It's almost like it was a bubble like the 2000s housing bubble like all the financial professionals were saying

    • @SekiberiusWelkesh
      @SekiberiusWelkesh 5 місяців тому

      Anyone that'd invest in crypto is actually braindead. Spend 5 minutes researching economics and you'll see that it'll end poorly.

    • @octaviooctavio819
      @octaviooctavio819 4 місяці тому

      @@liarwithagunyeah😂 and the fact they began saying it’s not just a bubble😭😭😭

  • @shialecuck4149
    @shialecuck4149 3 роки тому +334

    Lets make this a triple threat with EDP445

    • @saperoi
      @saperoi 3 роки тому +26

      @@agnieszkarajder2821 how about you link some bitches

    • @bruhbaboi2020
      @bruhbaboi2020 3 роки тому +1

      Uh ngl i have no idea what people are talking about in the reply section

    • @anything8953
      @anything8953 3 роки тому

      @@bruhbaboi2020 edp

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому

      Ha

    • @anything8953
      @anything8953 3 роки тому +2

      And here they come...

  • @drunkenhobo8020
    @drunkenhobo8020 3 роки тому +9

    Kaya making the logical anti-death penalty argument was not what I was expecting.

  • @vdaruler8019
    @vdaruler8019 3 роки тому +36

    Edp has become the villain he is a hero no more

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 3 роки тому +7

      Even the Chipotle bathroom breaks can't save him now.

  • @PlumbingExplained
    @PlumbingExplained 3 роки тому +13

    I got railroaded for selling weed in California when I was 19 because I had a large amount of weed on me, the police were investigating my neighbor and thought I was doing something suspicious parking my truck out front of my house, my grandparents let them in the house thinking it would prove my innocence but instead it helped the crooked scumbag cops make up evidence, they used old empty weed containers I had laying around and said that was my packaging for sales, they stole my money, I had rent money to pay my grandparents it was a Friday and they stole the money didn’t even write it in the report.
    I wouldn’t let my family hire me an attorney because my public defender kept telling me we would win easy in court because the police report didn’t have enough damning evidence to convict me, my public defender kept asking me to postpone because he was fighting murder cases for his other clients and my case was so easy the longer we waited the better he would tell me.
    One week before trial my public defender takes me aside and tells me if I don’t plead guilty to whatever offer they give me I’m gonna likely go to prison for 5-10 years.
    So I had to plead guilty to possession of a controlled substance for sale how fucked up is that ?

    • @jhennyclothing
      @jhennyclothing 2 роки тому

      Did u end up going to prison?

    • @JerryDaPlatypus
      @JerryDaPlatypus Рік тому

      5-10 years if you didn’t accept a plea deal? What a load of bullshit, especially since you weren't liable for any violent offenses for possessing weed. Also, I should point out the sad fact that many rapists (especially chomos) end up with VERY lenient sentences (2-5 years at least) of which even after serving they end up repeating the offense, only to be given the EXACT same lenient sentence again. Meanwhile, many non-violent drug offenders are forced to bear the brunt of their sentencing, regardless of the severity of it all

  • @0ldpeps112
    @0ldpeps112 3 роки тому +9

    I read the title as Jared Fogle vs Austin Powers

  • @TheOnlyLupin
    @TheOnlyLupin 3 роки тому +20

    10:11 is when the Jares Fogle vs Austin Jones topic started,
    Thank you, I saved your time which honestly if you watched through it normal would have found it after 10 minutes but still glad to save you some time

    • @TheOnlyLupin
      @TheOnlyLupin 3 роки тому +3

      @Feeney Durgan just letting people who read this that this isn't a video, it brings you to a website that you are better off not going to

    • @chandlerc17230
      @chandlerc17230 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheOnlyLupin thanks

  • @hyejoohye
    @hyejoohye 10 місяців тому +12

    Man the crypto talk aged horribly, Kaya was so confident saying crypto is not a joke and that it's real, now crypto is pretty much a dead thing

    • @emperorbartu2414
      @emperorbartu2414 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂 It was so obvious even back then

  • @orikku
    @orikku 3 роки тому +36

    The intro never gets old

  • @alicequinones1717
    @alicequinones1717 3 роки тому +24

    I'm glad they finally started talking about pedophiles it's been a long time coming

  • @the.boxing.apprentice
    @the.boxing.apprentice 3 роки тому +64

    Damn I just checked to see if Charlie uploaded and God has graced me

    • @ashwindfire8421
      @ashwindfire8421 3 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 3 роки тому

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 coming out video, here it is:* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnIa/v-deo.html

    • @imy1239
      @imy1239 3 роки тому

      _ua-cam.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnI_/v-deo.html

    • @imy1239
      @imy1239 3 роки тому

      _ua-cam.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnI_/v-deo.html

  • @chaimeu
    @chaimeu 3 роки тому +43

    The fact that he was only in prison for 13 years is fucking scary. The Justice system is broken.

    • @diobrando4063
      @diobrando4063 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @mahadismail9569
      @mahadismail9569 3 роки тому +5

      If it was western European country he would have been out in 3 years

    • @LyriczBeast
      @LyriczBeast 3 роки тому

      Was? I thought he still is locked up..

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 3 роки тому

      You only get long sentences for stealing from the rich. Just look at Madoff.

  • @mega7070
    @mega7070 3 роки тому +20

    Clearly Jackson has never listened to his own podcast on Spotify. Every single episode starts with Andrew telling me about Anchor (it's the best way to do it!) 😂

    • @mega7070
      @mega7070 3 роки тому

      @The Deathless I always hit forward 3 times and then it's just Andrew saying "It's the best way to do it" 🤣

  • @MartinZhouProfile
    @MartinZhouProfile 3 роки тому +3

    nice to know that the law can still treat drug use (not trafficking) equally or more harshly than actual child pornography and abuse.

  • @thatonebabywhale
    @thatonebabywhale 3 роки тому +25

    Anyone else hear Comcast and just get Nostalgia from the On Demand remote and box lol

    • @dabigdee3401
      @dabigdee3401 3 роки тому

      No most companies use the same type of equipment anyway

    • @blueseadye
      @blueseadye 3 роки тому

      @@dabigdee3401 not back then idk

  • @rickwad842
    @rickwad842 3 роки тому +11

    Jackson over here like "15 dollars little man, put that money in my hand"

    • @killernerd2739
      @killernerd2739 3 роки тому

      If you don’t you will owe me, owe me ohhh!!!

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 роки тому +63

    Jared Fogle: “I’ll take the kids meal with extra kids”

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 3 роки тому

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 coming out video, here it is:* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @ThatGuyKh1
      @ThatGuyKh1 3 роки тому +5

      “I’ll take the kids meal hold the meal”

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnIa/v-deo.html

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnIa/v-deo.html

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnIa/v-deo.html

  • @Threebs-
    @Threebs- Рік тому +14

    Man, seeing this episode in the future, and how poorly that talk on crypto aged is fucking divine.

  • @zackcash4941
    @zackcash4941 3 роки тому +71

    I had childhood trauma so I give other children truama😂

    • @King_Jockey
      @King_Jockey 3 роки тому +10

      @JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED IT LMFAO
      tryhard

    • @whitedog8529
      @whitedog8529 3 роки тому +1

      Try hard at what lmao

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 3 роки тому +2

      When everyone's traumatized, no one will be.

    • @vgopi2549
      @vgopi2549 3 роки тому

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      !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候
      1619418911

    • @gio7202
      @gio7202 3 роки тому

      @JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED IT LMFAO Why

  • @davidpatterson3906
    @davidpatterson3906 3 роки тому +1

    You KIND of understand. A plea deal is an agreement between your lawyer and the prosecutor. Your lawyer says “my client will give you a guilty plea (which increases their stats. Yes, prosecutors have stats) if you agree to offer to amend the charge to a lower charge, offer a recommendation for less prison time, etc…”

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 3 роки тому +12

    Senator Armstrong vs Fred Jones from Scooby Doo

  • @OliviaLovesPugs
    @OliviaLovesPugs 3 роки тому +14

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen all four of them using a webcam before

  • @jacobcronk2785
    @jacobcronk2785 3 роки тому +3

    I'm still kind of dumbfounded that i didn't know about this series until episode 230 something... fucking great stuff guys. I like listening to this while doing literally anything.

  • @OfficerHuey
    @OfficerHuey 3 роки тому +12

    Why is Kayas webcam so high quality

    • @annon9269
      @annon9269 3 роки тому +6

      Why does Andrew’s mouth looks like it isn’t moving when he’s talking?

  • @virginofastora4639
    @virginofastora4639 3 роки тому +9

    Would love to see internet historian on this

  • @TinieFox123
    @TinieFox123 3 роки тому +4

    My grandma still has a grandfather clock to this day

  • @chiky_potat5001
    @chiky_potat5001 3 роки тому +18

    it took me a while to understand the JACK stood for Jackson, Andrew, Charlie and Kaya

    • @HitPay
      @HitPay 3 роки тому +5

      I think it was pretty obvious what it meant.

    • @andromeda4995
      @andromeda4995 3 роки тому +5

      Wtf there are still ppl who likes Maximilian something

    • @xpressjustice542
      @xpressjustice542 3 роки тому

      @@andromeda4995 I guess so 😒

  • @RealFrostyYT
    @RealFrostyYT 9 місяців тому +2

    rewatching some old episodes 58:06 killed me

    • @ellbent
      @ellbent 2 місяці тому +1

      I came back for this 😂

  • @proctordoctor5756
    @proctordoctor5756 3 роки тому +3

    33:24 it also depends on the lawyer you get, there are plenty of lawyers out there willing to sue the state or whoever they need to get the most money they can. I think that's one of the times it's actually good to have a very hungry lawyer.

  • @blackace8546
    @blackace8546 3 роки тому +4

    They need to get Larry Lawton on. He’s an ex jewel thief who runs a youtube channel about his experiences and other related stuff

  • @wokeil
    @wokeil 3 роки тому +24

    Charlie is sometimes so sure of himself when he speaks absolute nonsense.

  • @cecepho
    @cecepho 3 роки тому +2

    Woah I haven’t tuned in to an official podcast on UA-cam in a while, everybody’s cameras went up in quality

    • @whitedog8529
      @whitedog8529 3 роки тому +1

      They do camgirl vids together

  • @redjack5180
    @redjack5180 3 роки тому +5

    57:36 Yo charlie just starts doing a prayer here.

  • @squirecinemas1664
    @squirecinemas1664 2 роки тому +3

    Let me just say how smooth Andrews segways are into ads

  • @thebakawaffle5013
    @thebakawaffle5013 3 роки тому +6

    The thought of someone walking in a bank and yelling everyone here sus and starts shooting makes me laugh

    • @thebakawaffle5013
      @thebakawaffle5013 3 роки тому +2

      @imy123 nobody likes you and you won't be famous by linking your videos in comments

    • @Master-Poison
      @Master-Poison 3 роки тому +1

      @@thebakawaffle5013 lmao

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez 3 роки тому +3

    It's hilarious how one ad leads into another sometimes, like with the crypto discussion going into the mattress one lol

    • @Terszel
      @Terszel 3 роки тому

      The real podcast is the ads

  • @wannabewriter5722
    @wannabewriter5722 2 роки тому +13

    i met austin jones at a concert when i was about 15 and he wanted to hug me but i said no lmaooo i feel like i subconsciously knew

  • @ziyad.l252l
    @ziyad.l252l 3 роки тому +12

    Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?
    You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.
    There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here.
    The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know?
    This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss.
    How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know?
    It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and UA-cam videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix?
    No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense.
    In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe.
    Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat.
    Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them.
    We won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good. And as always, thanks for watching. Do you want more unanswered questions? Well, you're in luck. Today, nine other amazing channels on UA-cam have made videos about questions we still haven't fully answered. Alltime10s has organized them and to watch them all click the annotation at the end of this video or the link at the top of the description. Enjoy.

  • @ScrombIo
    @ScrombIo 3 роки тому

    sponsorblock cuts the ads out for free, it's such a hero

  • @theinsectslive
    @theinsectslive 3 роки тому +8

    Jared is my favorite anime villain

  • @lancealott7547
    @lancealott7547 3 роки тому +1

    What a way to be introduced to this podcast.

  • @nathanb4390
    @nathanb4390 3 роки тому +12

    Day 5 of asking for a Capri Sun tier list

  • @BestGamerRishabh7
    @BestGamerRishabh7 3 роки тому +2

    Quick Update: Yesterday in India, the Reserve Bank of India, Government Bank's raid boss basically allowed crypto to be used and traded, it's the private banks crying and throwing hissyfit because they'll lose a chunk of the pie. So any Indians watching and reading this, if you want, you can get in on crypto now.

  • @mr.cynicalz8924
    @mr.cynicalz8924 3 роки тому +4

    Never before have I been so interested in a title

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 3 роки тому

      Yeah holy shit lol

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 3 роки тому

      thumbnail is perfect too, I'd buy a ticket to a Jared vs Austin movie

    • @jessecanfly9976
      @jessecanfly9976 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FQMDliSlVh8/v-deo.html

    • @jessecanfly9976
      @jessecanfly9976 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FQMDliSlVh8/v-deo.html

    • @jessecanfly9976
      @jessecanfly9976 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FQMDliSlVh8/v-deo.html

  • @brucefields7009
    @brucefields7009 Рік тому +2

    Never heard of Austin Jones and I thought he was Subway's replacement for Jared Fogler. Boy, was I wrong

    • @albertwesker4729
      @albertwesker4729 Рік тому +1

      Austin jones is a music dude exposed for getting underaged booty videos and pics

  • @madmccaffrey8089
    @madmccaffrey8089 3 роки тому +15

    I know this was filmed before the EDP445 situation but damn the odds of this topic coming up is nuts man.

  • @soup7756
    @soup7756 3 роки тому +2

    ayo penguinz0, thanks for posting the vid right when i had guitar lessons, thanks

    • @Skiller_pg
      @Skiller_pg 3 роки тому +1

      I can’t with ur pfp 😂

  • @CB-qg3yh
    @CB-qg3yh 3 роки тому +5

    The punishment for pedophilia is disgustingly low in the US

  • @theblev3650
    @theblev3650 3 роки тому

    My first time watching through an entire podcast

  • @IcedEunit
    @IcedEunit 3 роки тому +3

    remember jared from subway? He inspired a lot of people

  • @Sigh487
    @Sigh487 3 роки тому +2

    You're the one who is out Fogle out of your mind I would never do that.

  • @omermarom6592
    @omermarom6592 3 роки тому +5

    OMG congrats to Jackson for coming out of his coma!!

  • @sylonogwailou
    @sylonogwailou 3 роки тому +1

    If I remember right theres a browser tool that skips youtuber ads, at this point it'd be really useful for podcasts.

  • @dynamicduck8803
    @dynamicduck8803 3 роки тому +5

    Is it bad that when I saw the thumbnail I was like "Yo its doc ock"

  • @auxiliatrixx
    @auxiliatrixx 3 роки тому +1

    plea bargains are different from just pleading guilty. pleading guilty often takes some sentencing options off the table. if your possible sentences are life or death, a guilty plea will make the death sentence impossible. if your only sentencing option is life pleading guilty will knock some charges off your card and make the sentence length significantly longer. plea deals will exemplify this and make the sentence much much shorter than just a guilty plea.

  • @kristianferencik8685
    @kristianferencik8685 3 роки тому +3

    "Give him the needle" no bring back torture devices, give him the judas cradle

  • @Nasiruify
    @Nasiruify 3 роки тому +2

    “He’s still looking geeeeeed, eating subway samicheeeeees, he’s name is Jared and he’s still lookin geeeeed”

  • @neilgriffin1781
    @neilgriffin1781 3 роки тому +4

    So on the topic of what prisoners do (specifically in the U.S,) after prison it’s a really bad situation. Because it’s mostly young men of a bad socioeconomic class they often come out of prison without any skills beyond those that put them behind bars in the first place . This is why the U.S has such a high case of recidivism which is basically recommitting crimes and going back to prison. There is some hope (I volunteer through my university to help give people associate degrees) but there needs to be a massive restructuring of the criminal “justice” system within our country.

  • @mister_bren
    @mister_bren 3 роки тому +3

    Jackson blinked!

  • @sydthekyd4366
    @sydthekyd4366 3 роки тому +1

    For the question on why keep them alive for life instead of death sentences: I did a research paper on death sentences and it's actually more expensive to have someone on death row than it is to keep them in prison for life. I think it was about a million dollars more per year difference. Most of it is due to court fees and paying their lawyers and everyone involved in court since death row inmates are constantly trying to appeal their sentence.

    • @da-barrera
      @da-barrera 3 роки тому

      Is this strictly an America thing?

    • @sydthekyd4366
      @sydthekyd4366 3 роки тому +1

      @@da-barrera I'm not sure, I don't know much about prison systems or law systems in other countries!

  • @moderatelysizedbird8923
    @moderatelysizedbird8923 3 роки тому +7

    Jackson is good to see your face actually moving again, Andrew your beard looks phenomenal, Charlie your beard looks incredibly handsome as well, Kaya your hair is very nice and your beard is nice too

  • @blujaebird
    @blujaebird 3 роки тому +1

    I think in regards to talking about "clock college" there was some language barriers when Kaya was trying to describe the school. I think his friend went to a technical college of some sort.

  • @justaguywhosaweebforfun
    @justaguywhosaweebforfun 3 роки тому +4

    I was waiting for someone to bring up EDPedo 4+5=13

  • @ArthropodJay
    @ArthropodJay 3 роки тому +1

    as someone whos a csa survivor, it pisses me the fuck off when ppl lie about that shit.

  • @randomorange6807
    @randomorange6807 3 роки тому +14

    Huggbees really be carrying this one too..

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 3 роки тому

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 coming out video, here it is:* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @MaximilianMuss
      @MaximilianMuss 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FQMDliSlVh8/v-deo.html

    • @MaximilianMuss
      @MaximilianMuss 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FQMDliSlVh8/v-deo.html

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnIa/v-deo.html

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 роки тому

      @@riskyy2933 hell yeah

  • @TheChristenberry
    @TheChristenberry 3 роки тому +3

    There's probably a 16 year old prodigy Scrabble player that only goes because his grandmother makes him, this year he uses Covid as an excuse not to go.

  • @frisco5689
    @frisco5689 3 роки тому

    What if you tried the preroll ad before the music cuts in so it gives the same movement into the intro, just a thought

  • @stuffthings9618
    @stuffthings9618 2 роки тому +4

    Kaya making fun of how boomers think crypto is just a "trend" as he describes his shitcoin like every other hypetrend is disheartening. Hoped they learned their lesson.

  • @FloridaWinter
    @FloridaWinter Рік тому +1

    My grandmother has a grandfather clock in her house lol

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 3 роки тому +3

    If you play Scrabble at my house, you get DOUBLE points for racial slurs.

  • @torstenw5723
    @torstenw5723 3 роки тому +1

    I haven't watched cable t.v in about 6 years...but when I was a kid I had one of those knob tvs

  • @teensierkitty4214
    @teensierkitty4214 3 роки тому +3

    The thing that set "randy stair" off was the fact that her parents didnt take the hint that she was trans "her hint being a pink razor left out"

    • @moulyashreehp7596
      @moulyashreehp7596 3 роки тому

      2:51 Best Datting Click 🔽
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      來調味食物煮的時候 1619446829

    • @sweetberries1563
      @sweetberries1563 3 роки тому

      I didn't find anything on that, sooo

    • @teensierkitty4214
      @teensierkitty4214 3 роки тому

      @@sweetberries1563 thats understandable it was in her cringy manifesto that you tube took down idk if theres any mirrors that survived

  • @Lmao-oo2wm
    @Lmao-oo2wm 3 роки тому +1

    kayas camera is out of this world

  • @b23beatz
    @b23beatz 3 роки тому +11

    Did Charlie forget Jared is a millionaire? Or at least was. Of course he got off easy

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 3 роки тому

      Billionaire?

    • @b23beatz
      @b23beatz 3 роки тому +1

      @@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 yea I’m tripping subways cofounder was a billionaire, not him, but still a couple million will keep you on the softer sentencing side

  • @brettcasale
    @brettcasale 3 роки тому +1

    Hey Charlie, please moist meter the movie "nobody" if you like John Wick then this movie is right up your alley, it also has the guy from better call Saul as the lead. It's honestly just as good as the first John Wick imo.

  • @scootza1
    @scootza1 3 роки тому +21

    lmao max has his little spawn spamming comments with links

    • @obese5094
      @obese5094 3 роки тому +2

      Hmhm. Maybe it's because Mr moist is the only big youtuber I watch but I feel like his comment section is always full of hiveminds and sex bots, its dystopian.

    • @antichrist1975
      @antichrist1975 3 роки тому

      Just a bit sad isn’t it?

  • @kristianferencik8685
    @kristianferencik8685 3 роки тому

    And the moral of the story is that the American judicial system is crap.

  • @billymanilli
    @billymanilli Рік тому +5

    Listening to this 2 years down the road... all the crypto talk is quite "cringe-worthy"!
    btw, Kaya, crypto is not an "asset", my man! 👍

  • @slothbrain6365
    @slothbrain6365 3 роки тому

    Wow this is sooooo amazing great job ❤️❤️

  • @FrierenTheSlayer
    @FrierenTheSlayer Рік тому +4

    "Then he's a black loser, and I'll walk away with the first prize" Bro, I love Kaya

    • @ellbent
      @ellbent 2 місяці тому +1

      Best of Kaya 🍻

  • @whootywhoo6274
    @whootywhoo6274 3 роки тому +2

    I can not believe that Tom Hardy got arrested for assault.

    • @jhennyclothing
      @jhennyclothing 2 роки тому +1

      He almost caught a manslaughter charge, thankfully the guy woke up though

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless 3 роки тому +4

    I haven’t seen Austin Jone’s name in a hot minute
    I really liked his blurry face acapella when I was 8, never knew about this