KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear gen
Carson being genuinely impressed by the donut physics in the game over a bunch of guys shooting at him was like a magical moment of childhood wonder I never thought I would see from such a man as Carson.
Carson's reaction to the guy dropping the bagel at 3:11 literally helped me to analyze my approach to appreciating life and becoming happier, so thank you
@@tadpolegaming4510 carson said like 5 times "this is my stop" and jumped off the car, this time there was a "stop" written in the ground, making it, quite literally, his stop
24:53 is the best part because Josh is just rambling like a lunatic and making Carson laugh which just brightens your day. His laugh is a beacon of light.
@@horizont6883 hes literally the least stable person i know he could kill himself because he had severe depression just watch schlatts vid if you haven’t
@@mewtoonator I doubt it'll be SOON soon, but hopefully not much longer. I think he'll likely be gone for the rest of this year, but will most likely come back next year. If not, he's most likely gone.
*Carson blocking off guy on road:* “Why did the chicken cross the road?” *The guy:* _Crosses the other side to escape him._ “To escape you, you maniac.”
Bro, the nostalgia i am getting from seeing jawsh's car at the beginning with a new monkey, I can feel that this will bring me some good new memories and make me remember good old ones
@@Ultrakrill2411 He says "this is my stop" and bailing out at random multiple times until he ends up on top of the "STOP" painted on the asphalt as he says the line
Carson King just gave us his blessing to make fanart about two cars named Zippy and Jeff, with high sexual tension between them. Christmas came earlier this year
23:30 - 25:00 this is one of my favorite carson moments josh driving backwards off a hill then talking so fast it sounds like multiple people are talking absolutely killed me the first time i saw this video holy shit
15:00 i did the exact same thing as carson 10 years ago in rainbow 6 vegas or whatever where i thought i was petting a car but i was actually throwing grenades. this is truly a funny gta 5 video
Josh violating every traffic law in existence while talking to Carson completely nonchalantly is one of the funniest running gags in these videos
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! agreed
just like in the blues brothers lmao
@@thatsufferingguy1058 bro all they said is that they agreed
Its a bot? Kinda don't want to have sex with a robot.
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6250 oh you threatening me?
When you’re in an Uber and the driver says
“This is my stop”
Battle of the bots
Ight imma head out
I didn’t realize this was new until he said “exaggerated swagger of a white teen.”
Man actually had to explain the joke tho
SAME! I figured it was the same session.
SAME
@tard spiderman miles morales
What's the car they were in for most of the time
0:09 that's my brother Jerry, tell him to come home please
Become monke
Reject modern society
Reject human return to monke
Is your discord still recruiting people?
Holy crap it’s the man himself
"Bikey"
"Its short for bikelangelo"
*Dies*
K
@@larkkley1335 Name it zippy
@@larkkley1335 bikey, short for bikelangelo of course
@@larkkley1335 cat
@@larkkley1335 Is it a male or a female?
The constant stuttering during the “back in my day” bit was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
no
@@DrummondFowler yes
@@gamersgalaxy5885 You're a dirty little sewage boy, aren't you?
@@snow5307 probably. His about on his channel says it all
back in my day we-we-we-we used to go to school up a hill while-while fighting the kkk through a t-t-tornado
Jawsh: "These Democrats...have you ever seen a Buick" *proceeds to evolve beyond human comprehension*
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear gen
Time stamp?
@@Tony_Bamanaboni a bot, that's who
@@Tony_Bamanaboni Bot... Report.
I love how he takes photos of almost everything he says like a tourist. This is the closest to a tourist we can be in 2020
Hi
Hiss
Lmao
this is my stop
When josh says “this is uhh...” like 6 times you *know* it’s gonna be funny
The battle of the bots
Hi dad
Shut up
INTJ moment
No
For anyone who hasn’t seen the stream/vod: they spend like 30 minutes driving vehicles downhill in reverse while impersonating a racist guy
[Unintelligible] BACK IN MY DAY
god was it just wonderful
[Unintelligible] GAVIN NEWSEODWQMASM
I watched jawsh’s video first so I know
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! begone bot
The driving bits are funnier knowing Carson doesn’t have his license
K
Why doesn’t he?
Does he actually not?😂
I think he actually got it recently. He mentioned it in a stream a few days ago I think
Lmao isn't he like 50
wowaweewa I'm famous
24:53
Jawsh: the only person that can talk over himself
I said the same thing lol. He is so funny
@@Angel756_ I'm sure this had been said before, it's amazing.
He really is hilarious
He actually sounds like Crazy Dave
@@zacharyernst6705 Hahaha, definitely
I said “I love zippy” in jawsh stream and got banned for 30 minutes
I got perm banned for telling Carson I loved him in german, so don't say love I guess?
Lmao why is there a bot saying nonsense in czech
@@samuel-case Ich liebe dich 😖👊🏻
i have never seen a less sexy phrase than “open my canal”
@@samuel-case maybe because in the chat rules it could say English only
Carson being genuinely impressed by the donut physics in the game over a bunch of guys shooting at him was like a magical moment of childhood wonder I never thought I would see from such a man as Carson.
I wouldnt expect it from anyone else.
Except maybe Charlie.
Lol misread
Carson's expression of pure fear when Josh flew into the sky on a motorcycle was just immaculate.
It was immaculate!
Bro bots suck
@@barrettbaker8721 fr
@Grinchso no
no
Imagine in real life being like "this is my stop" and just casually jumping out of a fucking plane
Average work day
db cooper
weekend plans
daily commute in china
military
“I got a car”
“Carson I got a car”
*are both on motorcycles*
L o g i c
Yep that's the joke. No need to repeat it in the comments.
@@thedivineeagle377 hey dude, chill ok? this is humor in 2020. they cant help it.
@@AnonymousUser0031 he seems pretty chill to me, but sure.
Guy: *drops donut*
Carson: this is the best game ever
Carson's reaction to the guy dropping the bagel at 3:11 literally helped me to analyze my approach to appreciating life and becoming happier, so thank you
bagel
Lol its funny thinking how someone parks his car in front of him shooting the cops, and everything he can think of is "he dropped the donut"
@@silveraxe301 Don't care stop commenting
Yeah
The fact that Zippy actually caught on is legendary
Dude what did you expect?
yeah i knew it would catch on
Not anymore
Do you know what's that car called in GTA V? i need it so much :D
@@w0o727 the chebruck or something like that it costs like 150k on san andreas super autos
Jawsh normally: grumpy child
Jawsh in GTA 5: Disgruntled father doing various impressions
"zippy's gonna be sore..."
*goose* *sounds*
14:00
bro he turned into a zip-tie.
@@psychitsike4148 Thank you solider
The way Carson doesn’t even mention the other bike that just floated away and just said “hehe. Sup man” when Josh came is the reason I breathe
Josh flew and mason came
@@adityababar6738 Oop my bad. That only provides more oxygen to my weak lungs
The way Carson doesnt even mention the other bike that floated away is just filled with the exaggerated swagger of a white teen
damn u got no lungs den
NIH Ch gun
25:10 “You know when I was a kid I had to walk a school up a hill in both ways.” - Jawsh 2020
Jawsh's Red car is the closest we've ever got to a real life Pandora's box.
So true!!
So funny!
So funny!
You mean Jeff?
@@SpitMutant Jeff the Pandora's Car
The "STOP" sign was like the most beatiful bit combination i've ever seen. That couldn't have been more perfect
@@tadpolegaming4510 carson said like 5 times "this is my stop" and jumped off the car, this time there was a "stop" written in the ground, making it, quite literally, his stop
On top of the fact he took a pic from his vlog bit
@@tadpolegaming4510 Not only that, he had been taking pictures of signs all the video, so its even more perfect
I’m enjoying this, Carson
He clearly likes it!
@@joeeeeeeoe he does!
@@MinecraftManager I clearly like it!
I don't believe you
Me too, ThatWhiteSkinBoy.
24:53 is the best part because Josh is just rambling like a lunatic and making Carson laugh which just brightens your day. His laugh is a beacon of light.
27:45 this is the sound zippy makes every time they start driving
"Can you walk it off?"
*car f*cking goes into orbit*
Stamp of time
@@jokinghazard2312 0:36
This is my stop
You don’t have to censor swear words. This is the internet, not a fucking nursery.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all month
“Stuck between an idiot and a rock place”
This'll change your opinion about Carson. :-\...ua-cam.com/video/TUBuE_YijME/v-deo.html
Stuck Pron
@@transcending6959 how
@@nan2339 it's a bit that we just don't understand, like most of carson's videos lol
@@transcending6959 HOLY SHIT THATS CRAZY BUT NOBODY FUCKING ASKED
Knowing this might be Jawsh´s and Carsons last video together hurts me
Man don't make me cry
sadge
you're acting like carson died when you very well know what he did
@@horizont6883 hes literally the least stable person i know he could kill himself because he had severe depression just watch schlatts vid if you haven’t
@@horizont6883 maybe, but very unlikely an apology video but after that he's gone from the internet
I swear, whenever Carson plays GTA, he uses the knob in his brain to turn it off.... AND THEN HE KEEPS TURNING IT.
Same with Jawsh
@@senatorpineapple8149 nah if anything jawsh cranks it up.
Huh Ch
25:09 "When I was a kid I had to go uphill both ways"
* "when I was a kid I had to walk the school uphill both ways"
"you know what the vibe is?"
" *G* *A* *E* "
GÆ
YOUNG MAN
24:55 Jawsh having the ability to talk over himself is just marvelous in every way possible
"Back in my day! Ggayfeyesbavhrrnevejrjor."
-Jawsh December 2020
Gay eyes
Damn I didn’t know his last name was December
Gavin newsom
That’s why Carson tweeted about the chicken crossing the road
Did the chicken make it to the other side??
not a vodwatcher PepeLaugh
No!!!!!!!!!
It was a funny tweet.
"It's about hygiene."
_"Gay hygiene."_
*G U Y G I E N E .*
Gaygiene
Gaijin
Man I miss the days of having a Carson stream to look forward to.
I would always look forward to those streams after school
He should be coming back soon
@@mewtoonator one can only hope
@@nobodyinparticular6999 yup. Also lol I'm rn watching the chair building video
@@mewtoonator I doubt it'll be SOON soon, but hopefully not much longer. I think he'll likely be gone for the rest of this year, but will most likely come back next year. If not, he's most likely gone.
10:03 Anyone else notice how he perfectly flipped and landed that bin?
bin
bin
I went on a fucking journey for this comment, thank you for also paying close attention good sir
“You killed Jesus”
*So did the romans*
It was the Jews, not the Romans what you on about
@@greenmovie13 it was the romans lol
Oh wait my bad lol
Different editions of the Bible say different people killed Jesus, so that’s probably why I remembered it as the Jews
The fact that like 80% of this stream was unwatchable and this video is still a banger is astounding
Carson streams in a nutshell
Josh's uber driver bit remains one of his greatest works to this day
Shut up
@@tvvgarbatgame8464 Shut up
@@tvvgarbatgame8464 shut up
@@tvvgarbatgame8464 shut up
@@tvvgarbatgame8464 shut up
Everytime carson plays gta I feel revived.
Revive me i have a raygun!!! Funny!!!
Connection error
Relief
Exactly right
so twice
Ngl that guy Carson is talking to sounds like he’s got work in the morning
He does!! At 7am, his boss is calling him in early!!
If ur talking about josh, he probably has college in the morning
he's gotta go get a smog check
I dont think he has time to exchange insurance information..
He’s gotta go get his stickers replaced, get some new stickers and some stickers
*Carson blocking off guy on road:* “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
*The guy:* _Crosses the other side to escape him._ “To escape you, you maniac.”
This'll change your opinion about Carson. :-\...ua-cam.com/video/TUBuE_YijME/v-deo.html
so funny you should shut up
@@saracloutier460 please don’t tingle me.
that mans a chicken
@@transcending6959 damn, didnt ask
Jawsh talking about him growing up was absolutely hilarious, especially around 24:53
ITS MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD
I don’t know why but when jawsh commits to a bit, he nails it every time
@Jakob K lol you’re wrong Jakob
@Jakob K shut up Jakob
Mans out here really called Jacob with a k.
Fr everything after 20:43 is peak comedy on Jawsh’s part
27:46 What starting Zippy sounds like.
Carsons character looks like the boy from the polar express that wont shut up about trains XD
youre right and it makes me angry
Carson looks like that kid
Hey, Hey kid. You know what kind of car Zippy is?
14:15 had me dying, it's just so perfect
Single-syllable words that Carson has laughed at for no reason at all:
1.) Goat
2.) Bikes
feel free to add
Stop
Schlagg
Bread
Yeah
Subs
B -
Prune
Bro, the nostalgia i am getting from seeing jawsh's car at the beginning with a new monkey, I can feel that this will bring me some good new memories and make me remember good old ones
14:15 best payoff to a long and intentionally dry joke I've ever seen
The "This is my stop" saga:
2:56
4:40
5:20
14:15
It's been like 3 years but please
please
I need to know this keeps me up at night
@Office Chair what do you not get it?
@@Ultrakrill2411 He says "this is my stop" and bailing out at random multiple times until he ends up on top of the "STOP" painted on the asphalt as he says the line
@@Shinransa dw dude I figured it out eventually hahaha
@@Ultrakrill2411 Just in case then ^^'
14:15 you can see his face light up when he reads "stop" im dying holy shit
I still don't really understand that is there context for it?
@@mr.pastrami5153 He said "This is my stop." and then actually landed on a STOP sign.
Say what you will about Zippy, you cant avoid the awkward romance triangle between them, Jeff, and Jawsh
no
@@DrummondFowler ceo of comedy
I love how at 0:38 he's trying so hard not to laugh and eventually breaks
Carson King just gave us his blessing to make fanart about two cars named Zippy and Jeff, with high sexual tension between them.
Christmas came earlier this year
So did Zippy and Jeff
@@ochahap God dangit I was literally about to make this joke lol
*christmas came
14:02 is the best laugh I’ve ever heard.
24:55 Jawsh is so funny its priceless I was dying lmao
I legit laughed like carson for 10 minutes at that bit
i rarely cant breathe from laughing at something so hard and this is one of those times
that was so fucking funny i couldent breathe
I saw it coming and tried to take a deep breathe which only made it kill me harder
how tf is he talking so fast it sounds like multiple people are talking
“This is my stop.”
**Rams headfirst into a garage door**
This is my stop
This is my stop
This is my stop
at 10:02 how that box perfectly landed was amazing.
Miss you homie.
😔
✊😖
✋😔
😞
We all miss him 😞
Mom: "go play with the neighbor's kid"
the neighbor's kid: 27:46
Omg he sounds like he's dying
Carson’s avatar looks like the know-it-all from The Polar Express
Believe it or not, he was actually the know-it-all kid in the movie. How else do you think he became so popular
69 likes beautiful
And someone ruined it
@@user-ws5xt9hn2g good
I'm upset that you arent wrong.
finally, i can stop rewatching "The Funniest GTA 5 Video Ever" now
why would you stop?
Keep watching. You don't have work in the morning, you don't have to go.
Yep I've watched that video about a dozen times lol
@@talon_xi this 6pm traffic is just so congested and i just gotta get to work in the morning
Chi hook hi
Damn I'll always stay subbed to you
Me too bro. Carson will forever stay a legend
Me too bruh it was all fake even the first story.
@@mewtoonator bruh what
He admitted to it. Stop being so dumb
@@ethancate8462 I'm subbed for the content. Not for the guy.
4:08 are we seriously just breezing over Josh’s beast parking skills
At 10:03 why is nobody talking about how perfect that thing went up against the wall😂
"Make art of Zippy and Jeff"
Don't say another word, my king
Did you tho?
@@middlepinfromwiisports4089 Oh, I'm working on it.
@@honkandursun9402 you make me proud son
@@middlepinfromwiisports4089 I did it, but at what cost....
@@honkandursun9402 i have no clue, but im sure the pay off is better than the cost... i cant see what it looks like but i mean it
23:30 - 25:00
this is one of my favorite carson moments
josh driving backwards off a hill then talking so fast it sounds like multiple people are talking absolutely killed me the first time i saw this video holy shit
17:47
Carsons face shift straight to pure dread when he realizes thats the guy who dodged Jawsh's punch is amazing
The comedic timing on these GTA videos are always near-perfect.
Near perfect? Carson's GTA vidoes are all perfect in my eyes.
@@RewindingFilm04 True true, a simple mistake on my part.
24:34 "You gotta worry about not scratching it" Drives off cliff.
5:30 He thought we wouldn’t notice the ROTS reference, but we did.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one
Burger king
28:28 I don't know why, but the way Carson just limply falls is so funny to me.
15:00 i did the exact same thing as carson 10 years ago in rainbow 6 vegas or whatever where i thought i was petting a car but i was actually throwing grenades. this is truly a funny gta 5 video
"rainbow 6 vegas" is single-handedly the most cursed shit I've read since creating the universe
“They call me the catalyst.”
no they don't
Carson laughing at a bike shop called BIKES is truly a callmecarson moment
Dropping this when half your entire audience is in school, you madman
He is mad!!!!
r/madlads
jokes on him, I'm on my ten minute break between classes.
:(
@@michelleobamafootcream9292 ouch rickrolled
ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html
Back in my day we didn’t have Callmecarson we had to socialize.
back in my day we went to war and fought for our freedom.
@@joeeeeeeoe
back in my day OOOO OOO AAA AAA
@@silveraxe301 Don't care stop commenting
Back in my day, we didn’t have tecnologie or what you kids call it, we farmed corn and well, country boys do what we gotta do.
@@delusionalnoodles back in my day we used to walkixjebekdiukdnkekdkfk
10:02 are we going to ignore the perfect flip
Thats what im saying jesus
I guess so...
was gonna say the exact same
It was hard to see I barely noticed
Yes.
12:45
Ive never seen anyone so unsure about what emotion to put into a "no" and I feel it deserves recognition.
27:00 the way the grenade flows towards Carson whilst jawsh ragdolls is hilarious
Love how carson just tells us to make lewd fanart of something and we actually do it
but where?
S A U C E
@@lailaisaidit2223 on r/callmecarson
Im having flashbacks...
"Oh thats not right at all I think I need to get a smog check"
*car explodes*
"she's seen better days I can tell you that.."
I got work in the morning man i gotta go...
Is nobody gonna talk about his wheeze at 14:02? lmfao
Don't worry. Scroll through more and this just becomes another unoriginal YT comment section.
carson always does that
10:03 Jawsh flips the electrical box
He flipped!!
The silence at the car being fired up into the air is the best Thing ever
Man.... that car was cool before you got in it.
Hello guy in the video.
Be like monke
Then it was *SUPER COOL!*
hot !!
24:45 the start of one of my favorite bits in recent memory
When Josh talks over himself about “when he grew up” I could not stop laughing
14:14 Carson pog Cus it’s literally his stop
CallMeCarson “first” poggers in the chat
This guy is happy!
ok
@@joeeeeeeoe I am indeed!
That's awesome
you were supposed bring balance to my sadness, not leave it in darkness
bro this hits hard. carson was the BEST. im sad hes gone. at least for now.
@@bradystaples He will be back but we need to give him time.
cringe
@@702d02 stfu
@@Shootyshoot-ls3xj Well you know what saddens me? I would not believe schlatt and the lads will come back to him.
24:54 this bit sounds like something you'd hear on regular car reviews
Never thought I’d find a fellow fan of RCR here lol
17:54 Me diving into the shallow end of the pool head-first
How are you not dead
@@michelleobamafootcream9292 he lived up to his name, the pool is destroyed
27:45 That might be the best Carson wheeze I think ever
“It runs on communism”
- Lada spokes person
No!
What car is that? That thing is fast
1:45 my head when i deprive myself of oxygen from laughing