Ten Things That F*CK Me Off About Board Games

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  • @dcrbdh
    @dcrbdh Рік тому +98

    To add to #1, when the influencers who told you the game was awesome then when it's released are like "I culled my copy" , and then when people call them on it are like "my gaming tastes are allowed to change!" . Yeah.... gaming tastes change, I've had games sour on me.....but you knew this game was "meh" from the get go.

    • @kostishasopoulos9816
      @kostishasopoulos9816 Рік тому +23

      Too many people listen to paid reviewers. If you play enough and are on the hobby a long time and seen the people reviewing and their tastes you should be able to know when they sell you crap for a wage. SA&SD, Quackalope, Boardgameco, ManVsMeeple among others... Yes i dare name them.

    • @walris44
      @walris44 Рік тому +16

      Idk about all the others but Quack are def hype men. They aren't strictly lying, but they basically say everything is GREAT!!! Which makes their reviews and impressions completely pointless.
      I don't get the same from boardgameco though he usually will list stuff that he didnt like or others might not like and that section is usually enough for me to decide for myself if its the type of game i would like or not.

    • @billable1861
      @billable1861 Рік тому +9

      @@walris44 I think they are strict liars

    • @ortizlzitro
      @ortizlzitro Рік тому +9

      Im pretty new to the hobby and I definitely leaning on the opinion of content creators a lot. from my perspective they were an authority/have experience in this hobby.
      Then I started to realize, dang, these people are getting free stuff sent to them, they go all-in, but they are getting patreon money and UA-cam monetization coming coming in to subsidize the cost. So when they are talking going all in, that’s not all coming from out of pocket at all, like you and I. I realized the top content creators in this hobby are in a different category and you really need to take what they say with a grain of salt. There are some that are super legit, but I think a lot are caught up in the hype to create more and more content.

    • @ortizlzitro
      @ortizlzitro Рік тому +7

      @@walris44i agree. Quack dude sucks and he kind of creeps me out for some reason, that’s neither here nor there. Boardgame co is one of the best in the game but that dude is also invested in his channel, creating unboxing videos and content videos so when he says he’s going all in, I know patreons are paying for it too. It’s not all out of pocket. Heck, at this point companies send him free games.

  • @twang51022
    @twang51022 Рік тому +58

    By quite a bit the best board gaming UA-cam channel. Please do not change when you also become gigantic. Also, more general rant videos please!

  • @thatschilltssk6274
    @thatschilltssk6274 Рік тому +47

    Can't believe Ive been only been watching Dice Tower and SU&SD these last few years since I discovered boardgames. It's like Ive been listening to Cliff Richard my whole life and somebody has just played me Napalm Death.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +23

      Hahaha!!!! Comment of the decade!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Luds66
      @Luds66 Рік тому +1

      Indeed! Some of these are amongst the biggest culprits of #10!

    • @StonedSidney
      @StonedSidney 2 місяці тому +1

      @@BoardGameBollocks A-fkn-men!

  • @MrSomebunny
    @MrSomebunny Рік тому +14

    Oh god, your number 10 is SO SPOT ON. Plus, these people who are “moderators” on Facebook board game groups who make posts about how amazing a game is before it even launched on Kickstarter. Then, if you ask them if their post is a paid ad, they kick you out of the group and block you. Another guy on UA-cam made a whole series of videos about his dealings with these people. It’s so frustrating watching crap games make millions because of these people where great games get completely binned because they didn’t grease the right pocket.

  • @AntLabGames
    @AntLabGames Рік тому +60

    Number 10 was hands down my favorite

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +8

      Thought it might be 😉

    • @alexarnon
      @alexarnon Рік тому +1

      Oh yes, mine too!

    • @budsticky
      @budsticky Рік тому +18

      Say Quackalope without saying Quackalope. 😂

    • @petergross7235
      @petergross7235 Рік тому +10

      ​@@budsticky I accuse Rhadi of doing the same thing. But this video is right....most of them are turning into KS shills. I love it when they tell you this is the best KS game ever, and when the campaign ends it suddenly doesn't even make the top 20 games of the year for them.

    • @odiedodieuk
      @odiedodieuk Рік тому

      Uh oh. Does Matt hate gloomhaven 😮

  • @yeastov5470
    @yeastov5470 Рік тому +5

    It is annoying when board games don't give you any bags to put the pieces in. But when I got into sewing I has a euphoric moment when I realised that I can make bags for all of these components which will always give me some little project to work on.

  • @MichaelZipkin
    @MichaelZipkin Рік тому +39

    Love it! Great list, Matt.
    One thing I hate are the plastic inserts that come with a game that either don't hold everything once you punch it all out or just completely let everything inside fly around inside if you simply tip the box on its side. I just end up tossing them in the trash and bag everything up so that it all fits in the box and doesn't explode in my face like a firework the next time I open it up. Eagle Gryphon are one of the rare publishers who add a plastic top to some of their game inserts so that you can close it all up once everything's in. More publishers need to follow their example.

    • @joelbergvonlinde1389
      @joelbergvonlinde1389 Рік тому +4

      Publishers should stop putting inserts in board games. The people who vare about it make their own or buy 3rd party inserts anyway, and the rest of us throw it out and use baggies anyways. Stop wasting money and resources. Give us the FFG cardboard trench shipping protection and a couple of bags and focus on the rest of the production instead

    • @Colorcrayons
      @Colorcrayons Рік тому +3

      Days of wonder used to do this. Check out original copies of "Cleopatra and the society of architects" for proof. I agree though. if youre gonna go through the effort do it right or dont bother at all. At least be honest about your uncaring laziness to provide a reasonable product to consumers.

  • @Joe_WS
    @Joe_WS Рік тому +59

    The best board game video I’ve seen in a long time. Very funny and very true. Number 10 especially. My heart sinks whenever I see Quackalope’s over excited face whilst he’s reviewing a lump of shit.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +16

      😂

    • @crazyvolucris
      @crazyvolucris Рік тому +2

      +1

    • @xGarrettThiefx
      @xGarrettThiefx Рік тому +21

      You want over excited ? Try Rahdo. The guy is basically a mouthpiece conduit for bgg.

    • @Michaelrsted
      @Michaelrsted Рік тому

      Haha just my thought.
      Stopped viewing his videos a very early on. So much talking and praising turds.
      Oh and don’t even start on Rahdo.
      Every board game he ever reviews is hyped to the best thing ever. You could send him a pile of dirt and he’ll praise it like it’s the second coming of Jesus.
      Saw a video of his once. Where he scrolled through all his bgg ratings.
      Over 1300 ratings. And the one in the bottom with the lowest rating had a 8.1 rating. Are you serious. 😱😱😱
      That’s complete bullocks.

    • @iansutton7416
      @iansutton7416 Рік тому +5

      @@xGarrettThiefx IMO that wasn't always the case, as prior to the Daniele Tascini flashpoint, IMO he came across as simply someone who wanted to be positive, affable etc. (overly) Enthusiastic for sure, but he seemed naturally kind-hearted.
      He certainly attracted strong ire / attacks from the activists on BGG for his initial comments on that flashpoint, and that put him in a difficult position. He chose to lean into being more in tune with them, and as a business decision, I very much can understand it. I still genuinely believe he wants to be a decent person, but it's maybe not as natural as he was, as he's aware of the flak he got, and is a little more self-conscious about a further mis-step.
      I'd much rather people retain their natural instinct for wanting to be a good person, rather than being influenced by fear of further attacks.

  • @ralfn9629
    @ralfn9629 Рік тому +4

    Number 10 - spot on. And it gets worse and worse. Therefore, my backing is almost extinguished! Great episode.

  • @makaveli8233
    @makaveli8233 Рік тому +9

    I’m so glad I found this channel 😂 especially when my wife overhears and says “what are you listening to”… I just say bollocks.

  • @danielroy8232
    @danielroy8232 13 днів тому +1

    my thoery about the empty space thing: the company buys or outsources a bunch of boxes that come in standard sizes and they just pick whichever size fits their price model and can fit the game.

  • @aherosquest4536
    @aherosquest4536 Рік тому +5

    I’ve been following you for years now and hands down you continue to provide the best in board gaming content. Thank you for your raw honesty and passion towards the hobby.
    …. and for me? You’ve hit the nail right on the head with #10 - fucking “influencers”….. feels like it’s some bullshit popularity contest.

  • @andrejsasd8904
    @andrejsasd8904 6 місяців тому +1

    From the game I own, the biggest "Empty Box" offender is definitely Splendor. Basically a deck of cards, ten Nobles, and 40 chips/ tokens- and all of that in a box that is at least 80% empty.

  • @Orionte9
    @Orionte9 9 місяців тому +2

    Number 2 is very easy to explain. 1-Shelf space, a big box get more atention then a small box. 2- Cost reduction, If you produce many diferent games you whant to have fewer sizes as possible so you don´t need that much inventory and reduce stock brakes

  • @justinrrizzo
    @justinrrizzo Рік тому +2

    I hate when they wrap the cards so tight they are cupped.

  • @BeforeYouPlay
    @BeforeYouPlay Рік тому +4

    LOL You are hilarious! Oh my goodness I want to immediately toss all flappy rulebooks.

  • @codedecode878
    @codedecode878 Рік тому +2

    2:49 LMAO gay sauna the board game, sounds like a winner.

  • @inversealien
    @inversealien Рік тому +5

    The spiritual mashup of Sleaford Mods and Dice Tower that I didn't know I needed. Just needs a dude with a long beard and a laptop full of beats doing backup

  • @svai303
    @svai303 Рік тому +1

    I just discovered your channel and I. laughed. so. hard. You're my new hero! Keep up the great work!!

  • @brentatbluenovaproductions2136

    I just found this channel randomly and I 100% agree and love your content my dude (sorry, I'm a yankee) please keep it coming as this brilliant and 100% on point.

  • @fenirob
    @fenirob Рік тому +1

    F*CKS me off has now been added to my personal vocabulary. Thanks! (Also, excellent video)

  • @treytechie
    @treytechie Рік тому +25

    You said it best about these paid or sponsored previews AND reviews. I always make sure to steer clear of their channels and I tell others to avoid them. Because whether these channels admit it or not, they ARE part of the board game community and their deceptive practices weakens it.

    • @GamingRulesVideos
      @GamingRulesVideos Рік тому +14

      I create preview videos. It is my job. But I've been a gamer for over 40 years and have been a part of the hobby as long as I can remember. I hope my videos don't come across as deceptive (I don't give my opinions in those videos, just provide a playthrough so that people can make their own mind up)

    • @garylaframboise2721
      @garylaframboise2721 Рік тому +7

      ​@GamingRulesVideos I watch a lot of your videos and I think they are the best.
      I have ended up purchasing several games based on your play throughs. Keep up the great work.

    • @majkus
      @majkus Рік тому +4

      I give Ed at Heavy Cardboard credit here: his sponsored previews do not have review or postgame discussions, and he often says, 'We're not trying to sell you on this game, but you can see for yourself whether it's for you.'

    • @GamingRulesVideos
      @GamingRulesVideos Рік тому +6

      @@majkus I do exactly the same :) the thought of making a promotional marketing video where I will say marketing friendly phrases that persuade people to buy the game makes me feel sick. I’ll let other people do that with their “one of the best games I’ve ever played” on every video :)

    • @GamingRulesVideos
      @GamingRulesVideos Рік тому +5

      @@garylaframboise2721 thanks. If you’ve watched a lot of videos, you’ll know that I do some that are sponsored, and some that are not. And on the sponsored ones, I focus on providing information only, showing how it plays, not repeating marketing buzzwords to get you to back it.

  • @dougwright7333
    @dougwright7333 10 місяців тому +2

    'Gay Sauna', the board game. NEVER roll doubles!

  • @adamg4912
    @adamg4912 Рік тому +2

    How have I never seen your channel until today. This right up my alley...The damn plastic wrap on cards is too accurate...and cardboard construction very recently got me with King of Tokyo: King Kong expansion. That stupid Tokyo Tower was never made to ever stand without you gluing the hell out of it.

  • @TheHexyBeast
    @TheHexyBeast Рік тому +4

    im totally with you on your final point... it is literally the reason i stopped accepting ks projects for content
    nice vid man Stay Hexy!

  • @jksgameshelf3378
    @jksgameshelf3378 Рік тому +6

    Great list but you missed my personal #1: TOO MANY F**KING BOARD GAMES!! I can't even play games I love more than a few times to fully learn them and develop strategies because in any group you play with, everyone has their own favorite they want to play and then there's the 'Cult of the New' that everyone clings to because of FOMO ... just make it stop. We need at least a five year moratorium on any new games, FFS. Great games get lost in the dust and our collections get bigger but by the time I play a game a second time, it might have been years since the first time I played it! Yeah, so, too many board games is my number one, followed by almost everything you said plus more.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +7

      Maybe there should be a World Cup for new releases…100 games every 4 years.

    • @nathancantwell602
      @nathancantwell602 Рік тому +1

      This is why I pretty much quit the hobby. Over a 6 month period I sold nearly every game in my collection. Now I play almost exclusively solo games.

    • @theshogunstein6475
      @theshogunstein6475 Рік тому +1

      so true, sometimes gaming events seem more like show and tell of new games that are played once and never seen again as people keep bringing these big bag of games

  • @brianlong9100
    @brianlong9100 Рік тому +7

    I fit the ENTIRETY of Eldritch Horror (every expansion, organizers, etc etc) into just TWO of the FFG big boxes. It's crazy.

  • @GamingRulesVideos
    @GamingRulesVideos Рік тому +6

    As someone who creates paid preview videos - since it is my actual job - I hope I'm not included in your list :)
    I don't give opinions in those videos, I just provide a playthrough to help people make their own mind up. Some of them are games I enjoy, some not so much :)

    • @GamingRulesVideos
      @GamingRulesVideos Рік тому +4

      But if you are talking about the people who get paid to tell you how amazing the game is with all the marketing speak and generating all the buzz "one of the best games we've ever played" when the game isn't even finished yet - it bothers me too. I'm in the tricky position though of this being my actual job, it's what pays the bills, and many of the publishers I work with do pay for those kinds of videos. I personally don't offer that service as it would make me feel dirty.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +9

      No Paul…you’re a proper legend mate 👍🏻

  • @logicguy37
    @logicguy37 Рік тому +13

    I loved this list and I 100% agree, you made me laugh so hard throughout 😂

  • @elzian4975
    @elzian4975 10 місяців тому

    I think the reason why we get oversized boxes, is that many people associate size of the box with "how much stuff there is in the game", and thereby "how much this should cost".

  • @AngelSanchezelqueretrata
    @AngelSanchezelqueretrata Рік тому +1

    Oh, my! Your content is topnotch. It's quite remarkable how the video and audio quality improves each time a new video is published. Hands down!
    Greetings from Mexico, mate.

  • @earlgrayman982
    @earlgrayman982 Рік тому +1

    Just found your channel and I love it. Its like board games reviewed by Charles Dance if he sounded like an angry Terrance Stamp.

  • @jimicapone
    @jimicapone 9 місяців тому +1

    Great points, thank you!
    Jamaica must have listened to you because their second edition rule book not only is proper sized, but it has tabs along the right side to jump right to what you want to look up! Sadly though, the back of the book just has lore about the characters. While really neat, a cheat sheet of setup & turn options would have been more practical.

  • @Paul-ro6py
    @Paul-ro6py Рік тому +4

    Wonderful list. Agree on the boxes full of air, oh and useless inserts. And those card wraps, when I have sausage finger's drive me crazy!!!

  • @mandieparker4717
    @mandieparker4717 Рік тому +5

    Love this!!! My one peeve is useless inserts very similar to empty boxes... oh and regarding number 10 I can guarantee any game that Tom Vassel hates I love!! I don't really pay attention to (paid or non paid) reviews of games I try to watch how to play videos but in saying that your reviews and how to plays are the best!!!

    • @majkus
      @majkus Рік тому +1

      The inserts are most often there to stabilize the box contents during shipping, not to be a practical storage area. I do wonder about FFG and others who insist on decorating such a disposable with artwork, though.

  • @soullessmin
    @soullessmin 7 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious, i'm going to have hit that subscribe button!

    • @soullessmin
      @soullessmin 7 місяців тому +1

      BTW, I did hit it :)

  • @1346colin
    @1346colin Рік тому +4

    😂🤣🤣 Brilliant observations and so true. Love the refreshing honesty of this channel.

  • @jingyulee96
    @jingyulee96 Рік тому +4

    01:51 I love that your example is Eldritch Horror lol
    I do love the series. It's one of the few dice-in-combat games that I'm fond of. But the boxes are so unnecessarily huge.
    I've ended up using the base box for keeping boards and manuals from all the expansions along with the base game components, and have placed pretty much everything else in ziploc bags, the total volume of which are about the size of one large expansion box.
    So the entire line could have been stored in two big boxes instead of 5 big ones and four little ones.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +2

      The final big box expansion contained a few cards, some tokens and not much else apart from air.

  • @adolfarmstarke
    @adolfarmstarke Рік тому +2

    Great video! Many fantastic points here!
    Uneven turns bothers me a lot - lost a game of Scythe just a few days ago due to that having prepared for a massive last turn that I never got to go through with.
    Baggies never been a problem for me, so many games come with an overabundance so I have stores of hundreds and hundreds of them in different sizes that I never know what to do with. That said - I recently sold my copy of Shipyard due to its fiddly captains and chimneys.

  • @ClockworkWyrm
    @ClockworkWyrm Рік тому +2

    A solid list of bollocks mate!
    #2 could have just been 2 words: Fantasy Flight!

  • @HazardWolfCorp
    @HazardWolfCorp Рік тому +1

    Subscribed, love your straight to it attitude, all great points made!!

  • @traesmith9822
    @traesmith9822 Рік тому +3

    The automated subtitles have you saying the "ball gaming industry". Thats some bullocks

  • @LarryCroft111
    @LarryCroft111 Рік тому +5

    My favourite one is when insert can hold all the cards but there isn't enough room for cards in sleeves or those 10 cards that come in a promo next year and everything just becomes a mess inside.
    Then you either toss the insert out and try to make some sense with a shitload of rubber bands or buy overpriced custom insert that you have to assemble yourself, doesn't come with glue and when you finally find your old glue it's already dry as fk.
    And then, after couple of years, after the last expasion has been sold out, they print out limited amount of boxes that can store everything nicely for a price of another bloody expansion.
    I'm talking about you, Raiders of the Northern Sea. Bollocks!

  • @The-Lost-Librarian
    @The-Lost-Librarian Рік тому +1

    Found your channel by happenstance. Brilliant, love it, got a new subscriber :D

  • @Zifferony
    @Zifferony Рік тому +1

    - Non-mitigated dice rolls were fashioned by Satan him self.
    😂 Loved that.

  • @benjaminwyatt3778
    @benjaminwyatt3778 Рік тому +1

    #10, we all know who they are. There’s a handful of repeat offenders. It’s pretty transparent. I just stopped clicking on their stuff a while ago. Short term vision.

  • @TheSludgeMan
    @TheSludgeMan Рік тому +4

    Boxes full of air gets on my tits way more than anything else.
    In the US everyone seems to own a mega basement but here in England we are cramming our games into nooks and crannies. Gtfo here with all this air.

    • @iansutton7416
      @iansutton7416 Рік тому

      It's interesting to see the huge volume of micro box games in Japan (oink game size), and I'm sure that's also linked to apartment size.

  • @SimplicitySingularity
    @SimplicitySingularity Рік тому +1

    One day I'd love to see that more honest opinion vid on G to the first letter of the alphabet to the second. Where we make worker placement a speech that is free.

  • @ImperfectBeingX
    @ImperfectBeingX Рік тому +2

    Oh mate, you had me crying with laughter. Love it 😂

  • @db8094
    @db8094 Рік тому +1

    you had me at "unboxing" 5 seconds in. subscribed.

  • @chrisc1625
    @chrisc1625 Рік тому +3

    This is great! You must post the not safe for work version!!!!
    Number 8 is the most annoying thing. I've ruined many a card because of it. And number 10 is the best. Seeing it more and more which is unfortunate.

    • @Warriorking.1963
      @Warriorking.1963 Рік тому +1

      You're so right about No10. It's got to the stage now, that watching game reviews is a totally worthless waste of time.

  • @waxywaxenheimer4169
    @waxywaxenheimer4169 Рік тому +12

    You are exactly what I’ve needed since I saw through all the bullshit and garbage people on that nasty board game site.

  • @picton101
    @picton101 Рік тому +9

    Gay Sauna broke you didn't it?! 😂 If I could like and subscribe for every one of your points I would! Keep it up mate!

  • @jhowd78
    @jhowd78 Рік тому +2

    I totally agree with all this list. As someone who works for a site that does paid previews...I won't sign up for any promotions of games I think suck. It would be a disservice to anyone that has had faith in me for years. I'm choosey and still make it clear why I chose to preview the game in the first place. All that extra over the top stuff I see is BS. Very few games are great, we all know this. You made me smile cause you would think some of these final games just have to be prototypes....but they aren't.

  • @bendfocuspro
    @bendfocuspro Рік тому +1

    Holy shit new favorite channel.

  • @paulmattson5604
    @paulmattson5604 Місяць тому +1

    Hahahaha "Has the air of the international space station"

  • @TheGatorDude
    @TheGatorDude Рік тому +11

    Number 10# has basically turned some of my favourite channels into commercials. It seems that those around 30-50k Subs are the worst offenders, as it's a crux for taking the channel to the next stop of popularity.

    • @iansutton7416
      @iansutton7416 Рік тому +6

      Yes, I used to very much enjoy Alex Radcliffe's 'coffee table' monologue on hot / sensitive topics and did like that he discussed / acknowledged different perspectives. That felt like it got dropped in favour of more commercial influences, as part of building his channel's revenues, plus his gig at Gamefound. It felt more and more like a shill channel, and afraid to rock the boat, so I moved on.

    • @GamingRulesVideos
      @GamingRulesVideos Рік тому +4

      That’s how many subs I have, but the preview videos I make are not trying to tell you the game is the best thing ever. I just teach you how to play it and show you how it is played. You then have to decide yourself. :)

    • @Colorcrayons
      @Colorcrayons Рік тому +1

      @@GamingRulesVideos And even then nobody could disrespect you for taking sponsorshiips, because you and other channels like "How its played" are just offering instructional videos.
      This is why if I see a reviewer spending more than 2 minutes explaining why a game is good or crap, then I just shut them off. Aint nobody got time fo dat.

  • @Skol999
    @Skol999 Рік тому +1

    Good list. Agree with all of 'em. Octopi hands was a highlight :D

  • @TheGrifter62
    @TheGrifter62 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant. Nailed every gripe in an amusing video

  • @Tek-Droid
    @Tek-Droid Рік тому +5

    Thank you for number 10 good sir!

  • @ingl0rius
    @ingl0rius Рік тому +7

    I enjoyed this - please can you do more ? :)

  • @pumpkinhill4570
    @pumpkinhill4570 Рік тому +1

    You had me at sail of a galleon. Lol

  • @ViewtifulJosh388
    @ViewtifulJosh388 4 місяці тому +1

    Amazing video. Loved every reason cuz it's true!!

  • @CptBumFlufff
    @CptBumFlufff Рік тому +1

    Haha this made me laff, great vid geezah. The card-deck unwrapping mini game has been quite traumatic for me, this video should have had a trigger warning bloke....

  • @deusex3124
    @deusex3124 Рік тому +5

    Agree completely with everything on this list. I think a lot of the time box design is about marketing rather than practicality, the box cover art and the box size probably have a major impact on sales in shops. Games Workshop is notorious for selling half its games in boxes that are way too shallow to fit the miniatures in once they're assembled, it's a full on piss take considering how much their games cost, £100 for a game that won't even fit in the box.

  • @mrlastjudgment
    @mrlastjudgment Рік тому +1

    Number #4 REALLY makes my blood boil. Definitely the worst for me. I agree with most on this list though.
    Can probably add an 11th which is new games getting lauded for mechanics which have been done a million times before but for some reason people eat it up, might be stepping on your kickstarter comment from your BGG videos.

  • @iansutton7416
    @iansutton7416 Рік тому +4

    Jay of 3 minute board games did a good rant about influencers (search for his video 'don't buy that game').

  • @Warriorking.1963
    @Warriorking.1963 Рік тому +3

    Top video mate! The only one that didn't immediately register with me was when the rules have the diagrams of the tokens on one page and the description of them on another. Don't know why, but this one doesn't seem to get my dander up.
    But No10 is definitely - DEFINITELY - the worst of the lot. I too hate these paid mercenaries running around all over UA-cam, saying how stunning this new game is, knowing full well it's a pile of 💩, but keeping quiet because they've got a nice fat cheque from the publishers. Closely related, indeed a Siamese Twin to this, are when these games are sitting on BGG with 9's and 10's, even though they haven't even been published, while really good games that have been available for months or years, are scoring 6-7. 🤬

  • @DoctorEviloply
    @DoctorEviloply Рік тому +1

    The number one thing for me is how overpriced Board Games have been for the past decade and a half. "Buy it with your friends" isn't a valid excuse. Make the games cheaper. I'm astounded any board game costs more than £60. Over £100 is really taking the piss quite frankly.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +1

      I can’t afford those types of games anymore. Maybe one per year if it’s a game changer but otherwise I’ll just grab older second hand titles.

  • @andrewnr3238
    @andrewnr3238 Рік тому +3

    Brilliant! The Jonathan Pie of the boardgaming world. And there was me thinking that us Brummies were the kings of misery.

  • @chimster1234
    @chimster1234 Рік тому +5

    Before you said '#1 Rulebooks' I said to myself...'hey, I wonder if he's gonna mention rulebooks...those piece of shit, lost in translation barriers that are getting me to question whether I should find another hobby'. I used to plow through them but now, with so many games to choose from, I dont bother. I just ditch the game and find something else. And what really confuses me is how some designers and publishers don't make it a priority. Do they want to sell games or not? Fkme.

    • @chimster1234
      @chimster1234 Рік тому +2

      And heres a tip for all you designers and publishers out there: if your target market/audience is not your native language hire a professional to do the translation. You may know that second language but you are not fluent...period. And just because you think your buddy Sven is better at English than you are please don't ask him to translate the rulebook...it will still be a hot mess of dog shit...although neither of you will realize it. I've just read the rulebooks for Grand Austria Hotel and The Gates of Loyang and damn near quit the hobby.

  • @jamescartwright1150
    @jamescartwright1150 Рік тому +5

    Excellent stuff, have to agree with all of those. I also don't like it when they make huge unneeded miniatures for games when a small standee would have been fine, reduced the cost of the game and fitted in the box bette.

  • @sonsofliberty75
    @sonsofliberty75 Рік тому +1

    I refuse to put my game counters in baggies. I use plastic containers usually used for fishing tackle. These containers are available in various sizes.

  • @mattalling4299
    @mattalling4299 Рік тому +2

    Industry hates:
    New games that weren't play tested
    Gatekeepers. It's great to like Twilight Emperium, Gloomhaven, Scythe etc. but don't shit on someone because they like Azul or Battleship.
    Rules that take an hour to read. If it takes more than 5 minutes I'm not interested
    Completely agree on all the unused space in boxes

    • @Jezza_One
      @Jezza_One 10 місяців тому +1

      Some board games have rulebooks in excess of 500 pages. Advanced Squad Leader and Federation and Empire.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  10 місяців тому

      Not my cup of tea…bigger than my MA dissertation

  • @xCriticalStrikex
    @xCriticalStrikex Рік тому +1

    Class channel mate. Looking forward to more reviews etc. Cheers.

  • @gregevans6649
    @gregevans6649 Рік тому +3

    I hate expansions. If the base game aint good enough I aint interested

  • @AaronOfYell
    @AaronOfYell Рік тому +1

    When there's a box insert with a space for a deck of cards. But it's too shallow to hold the deck without some of the cards sliding around and ending up loose in the box. AAAAARGH! If this doesn't inspire you to make an NSFW version of this video, which I really want to see, then I don't know what will

  • @loniivanovskis1239
    @loniivanovskis1239 Рік тому +1

    number 10 is the most annoying and I appreciate your videos more because I feel you are honest, even if you are often wrong ;)

  • @theshogunstein6475
    @theshogunstein6475 Рік тому +10

    I can only imagine what the "not safe for work" versions of your videos would sound like!

  • @spikedairstudio2888
    @spikedairstudio2888 Рік тому +1

    Bbaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!! Gold!!! Agreed. The thing that annoys me the most is when there are all the parts, and no compartments to sort or store them.

  • @wrath231
    @wrath231 Рік тому +1

    Good upload mate!

  • @NUHistorian
    @NUHistorian Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs! Love your reviews.

  • @jasonspooner2920
    @jasonspooner2920 Рік тому +1

    The box issue is due to standard sizes. Direct to retail games need to keep costs down. If they want to use a non standard box size or one that the factory doesn't produce then that costs more.

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +1

      Don’t see why they need to make the rule book the same size as the box…it’s unwieldy

  • @kostishasopoulos9816
    @kostishasopoulos9816 Рік тому +1

    Really hate these paid re/pre-views. Well said. 10 things spot on but this one gets on my nerves.

  • @JohnnyBoySoul
    @JohnnyBoySoul Рік тому +1

    Great video. I for one wouldn't want to f**k you off, that's for sure! Don't know quite what you have in mind for that fish slice rampage but I don't think I wanna find out! I'll pass on the dog sh*t sandwich too. Tell you what really f**ks me off about board games is punch outs that rip even when you are being ultra careful. That's gotta be number 1 for me. Keep doing what you're doing, mate. Some of the best and most unique board game videos on UA-cam.

  • @terriblegames
    @terriblegames Рік тому +5

    question for you - how are small publishers supposed to get eyes on their games if paid previews are "lies" and they don't have a $30K marketing budget? Are mainstream established publishers in retail the only source to be trusted?- the content creators are doing hours of work to produce high-quality content and previews are an overview and initial thoughts piece, not a review or outright endorsement. I've had many content channels refuse to render a review on proof copies. Also, there are MANY channels that do previews for free but oddly, they all have smaller audiences. You made some REALLY broad-stroke assertions about the whole of the indie space and the overall completeness of Kickstarter projects. These days it's common for games to go on KS when they are 90 to 100% complete. Waiting 2 years? yeah sometimes, but like so what? everyone is getting the game at the same time. Many, (us included) are small operations and have kids and day jobs, there is A LOT that goes into making a decent game. I don't love the content creator ecosystem 100% it has some issues - like for example how you basically. have to have a breakout hit on KS for people to make content for you for free and one of the ways to make a splash on KS (aside from having a cool looking and fun game) is to have a huge ads budget. I've had issues with content creators that are unpaid, I think because there is no accountability because it's unpaid. like for example you email someone to get coverage and they never respond. Or you solicit for reviews and they accept a free copy for review and then take 6+ months to make a video then use incorrect keyphrases, poorly explain the gameplay, and say "Well, my counterpart who I play all my games with, just doesn't like this type of game so we couldn't really get into it." I hear your concerns but I get the feeling you're not really examining the other side of the industry. 😉

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +3

      Disagree with all of that mate. You’re clearly naive and don’t have a clue about how things work underneath the surface. People will say any old crap to get free games and get paid. If they don’t then they don’t get free games and don’t get paid.

    • @karenlee2848
      @karenlee2848 Рік тому +2

      @@BoardGameBollocks Wow, I thought you were mainly trying to be funny, but turns out you're a gigantic a-hole! They were bringing up very valid concerns. How do you suppose small publishers can get eyes on their games then?

    • @Mojorge
      @Mojorge Рік тому +1

      I know several small publishers who paid for reviews, and none of them made back their money on paid previews. I’m sure it works out for some companies, but I don’t see it as a solution for smaller publishers.

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 Рік тому +1

    I hate badly written manuals. I remember one game I paged like crazy JUST for the setup. Second thing that annoys the crap out of me is BAD graphic design. Some of the complicated shit can be designed easier with simple logos and user friendly guidance / easy access. So that you DON'T have to pull open the manual each time.

  • @enjoythestruggle
    @enjoythestruggle Рік тому +1

    Something that annoys me is the inserts that cost as much as a game itself. Is it too much to ask for games to come with an insert to store all of its components? All my old games have this 'feature'. A good example is Conquest of Nerath, it has an excellent plastic insert for all the components. Can't be too costly once it's been designed.

  • @scarecrow939
    @scarecrow939 Рік тому +1

    Love these reviews, absolutely amazing

  • @mungomidge1090
    @mungomidge1090 Рік тому +1

    So I had to look up if 'Gay Sauna' is an actual boardgame 😁

  • @JoeLaRocca
    @JoeLaRocca Рік тому +1

    I didn't know Guy Ritchie played board games!

  • @gabrielm.k.8094
    @gabrielm.k.8094 Рік тому +1

    Number 10 got me good... I'm a 6 siege backer, and only did so after watching a lot of BG influencers... And got burned... Badly...

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +1

      Did you pay the ransom?

    • @gabrielm.k.8094
      @gabrielm.k.8094 Рік тому +1

      @@BoardGameBollocks unfortunately I did... I'm from Brazil and I already had paid 200usd in shipping(due to it being tax friendly, BR taxes 60%+ any product+shipping usually). Now I'm unemployed, and I want to have the product to at least resell and make my money back(seriously doubt any refunds are gonna happen)... Still, it's a bet whether mythic delivers or goes bankrupt before then... Hoping for the best...

    • @BoardGameBollocks
      @BoardGameBollocks  Рік тому +2

      Bunch of criminals imho

    • @gabrielm.k.8094
      @gabrielm.k.8094 Рік тому +1

      @@BoardGameBollocks couldn't agree more, but as I paid the ransom, I'm not sure how much I can complain... Best of luck to everyone trying to get a refund!

  • @JaMEFMEB
    @JaMEFMEB Рік тому +3

    Great List! Although I'm an ameritrash random dice roll masochist of old - so don't mind the cruel fates they might dish out. One of my favourite games I played in the 80s was Buck Rogers Battle for the 25th Century. It's basically Risk in Space but FIVE times as long winded! :D

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel Рік тому +2

      I, too, love some random rolls and draws, especially regarding "ameritrash" adventure games or old-fashioned wargames. Although there has to be some form of strategic risk-reward decision, odds loading possibility, and/or mitigation involved in the whole process, to some extent. Some way to weight the odds in your favor, or have a chance to take it in stride. I can understand his "random die roll insta-death" complaint, however, as those can be an issue when things are completely out of your hands both before and after. The 'Choose Your Own Adventure' analogy was apt.. "turn to entry 64: You're Dead!" type of thing. I rarely see them go that far these days but I wouldn't be surprised if they're still around.

  • @zenster1097
    @zenster1097 Рік тому +1

    I hate empty space in boxes.

  • @mikesands4681
    @mikesands4681 Рік тому +2

    That F*ck me off. Is not a regular phrase.

  • @sophielasfargeas1878
    @sophielasfargeas1878 Рік тому +1

    Card wrapping challenge, it's clearly the worst for me! By far! Awesome video 👏 Sadly what you said about influencers and kickstarters strategies is true 😢

  • @Oaklestat
    @Oaklestat Рік тому +2

    Great list. Although i think i have enough baggies to refloat the damn titanic

  • @joevespaziani
    @joevespaziani Рік тому +1

    Ha! You had me at #1.
    I agree with all 10 - well done🙏

  • @davidc-s7f
    @davidc-s7f Рік тому +1

    Great list! I think there are only really 2 channels who do #10. Who are the others?

    • @matttyler1758
      @matttyler1758 Рік тому +4

      Boardgameco and Quackalope. Thats them

  • @redknight808
    @redknight808 11 місяців тому

    I agree with #2 except that you used Eldritch Horror as an example, which has a LOT of large and small expansions. I've managed to organize everything (sleeved*) from that game into the original core box plus a 2nd large box. I discarded all unused boxes. If the boxes were smaller, I would be pissed right now. So, in #2's specific example, I could not disagree with you more. Just about every other game, yeah, I'm with you.
    * If you have a problem with sleeving, I have a story about a spilled bottle of hotsauce over a box of 5,000 sleeved magic cards that you need to hear.